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# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# yaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# its proper bo is that, i tell thee
(Pauld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Eep!
And Yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# That film scares the hell out of me
And so does that picture. Yay.
(parm, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# ahah
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Cock on!
Bit of class that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:06, archived)
# WOOSOME!
(Fragger, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# excellent
frame excession is tip top
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Woo Yay!!
Chili peppers did the theme tune to that........





just thought I'd mention that.....
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)
# Project get Chimney Sweep some good quotes to go at the bottom of my site!
My site being chimneysweep.tk

Feel free to roam, but what i really want are some quotes. Feel free to give advice. I will put pretty much any quotes on to it except 'needs more links' and stuff like that; but i am happy to put up quotes like 'worst site ever' and 'shite.'. just don't say that if everyone else have, keep it varied.

quote me happy!

ps yes, i know i could just make up what everyone says but i prefer this way
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# what country code
is tk?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Some remote Pacific atol .
that is going to sink soon
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# under the weight of
thousands of URLs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# i thought that was .tv
for tuvalu, what is sinking but being made insanely rich cos of everyone buyin their urls
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Ahh . . possibly
They will all sink in the end though :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# tokelau islands
free web addresses =D
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# whats turkey then?
.tr?

edit: tj says sorry for tj'ing
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# No
A bird.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# oh for fox sake
badum-tish
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Yep
www.adomains.org/tr.htm
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# "I was happy with my life until I visited chimneysweep.tk.
Now, I have lost the will to live."
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# that's going on
definately
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Excellent.
Where do I claim my prize?

Feel free to leech my profile picture, if you wish.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# no!
people would never return!


jokes lads, jokes. :P
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Haha!
I make fun of your website, you mock my face!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
#
Why its Chim Chim-a-rific!
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# :)
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# I thought Chimneysweep.tk
was the finest website ever. Then I saw a better one.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# :P
'kay, i'm gonna stop replying to all the ones i like before i get tired.

you can just check the website in one or two days to see if yours is up...
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# I like chimneysweep.tk so much
I bought the company
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# "better than a punch
in the cunt. but not much".
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# which cunt?
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# beadle
and that's saying something
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Interesting site, but where
are the uplaod codez?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# .
"I haven't even visited chimneysweep.tk, but I can categorically state that, without a doubt, it is the cause of all evil in the world, including - but not limited to - third world poverty, Ebola and Shania Twain."
(parm, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
#
You couldn't have said it was Celine Dion our one time to put that show boating canadiann beind bars



Woo for family guy quotes


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# semper im facaebes, solo profundum variat





/churchill
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# yes, I can offer cheaprer car insurance
/Churchill*

*possibly not the same one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# same churchill
different advert

same meat
different gravy

same sock
different foot
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# what rumbling, you're hearing things maaaaggghhhhhhggt
/ railway worker, feb 2004
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# thank you
now i'll shop it
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
# !
*speechless*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# "What sofa"
has always served me well
or
"'tis like unto the essence of phunamicity itself"
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# "not as depressing as it could of been"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Have.
Not of.
(parm, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# or 've
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Don't be silly
Everyone knows you only use an apostrophe to warn someone an s is coming.
(parm, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# or a t
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# 'Not of depressing as it could have been?'
Sure about the not of?
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# so?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# .
That last sentence doesn't even have a subject. E - See me after class.
(parm, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Cool
This is just like The Breakfast Club!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Who's
Molly Ringwald, then?
(parm, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Are you from Yorkshire,
by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Arf.
Crossbeam's gone out askew on t'treadle, I tell thee. Aye.

(no, I'm not)
(parm, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Aye,
'appen.

Me neither.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# PEDANT ALERT!
*ahem*

could have
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# "quote is a verb"
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Quotation would be the noun, then?
Pedants! They're everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# This site kept
opening new windows and had an annoying pop-up. Some of the colours were horrid. Apart from that it was cack.
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# ooh
get her.




but true
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
#
Chimneysweep.tk, it's proper bo.
(King In Crimson, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# "I'm hungry.
Bring me food."
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# "contents may settle in transit"
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# needs more norks
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# True.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# .
"This site is so wonderful, I kicked a nun up her growler."
(the original woodsman, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# "Stop asking me for quotes and fuck off, I'm busy counting my money" - Bill Gates
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# "Chimneysweep.tk: mneh -
'salright, I guess."
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
#
"I have two hats, both of which are really good, but chimneysweep.tk is almost as good as my hats, but not quite, in fact the Top Hat Hat is much better indeed."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Warning!
this site contains no quim to speak of.
or anything that is likely to help you get any.
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# "I think therefore i find this site boring"
"As seen on suicide notes worldwide"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Chimneysweep.tk It's like winning the cheese lottery. Without the cheese.
Or a lottery.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
#
"chimneysweep.tk — as spammed on b3ta"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
#
Chimneysweep.tk, not quite as good as Bovines top hat.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# True story
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Its touching
in its own short, pointless way.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Bit like it's owner then
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# You big fairy








:)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# that's some severe q&d action there
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# q&d palm action no less
/dortyfilthy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# you've got crenellations!
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# I only know what
that word means from the Law of the Playground, so now I giggle every time I hear it. Well done.

Also woo to the pic.
(Javan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# it looks
and sounds like that gobby Jade off Big Brother.

But woo to the scientific research.

(Gype, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Blast off!!
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
# The moon should have a baseball cap on.
A red one. And there should be a whale in the ocean.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Noted
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# i love that!
with all my heart
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# I also love that
It's so happy!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Sorry, it's a bit shite
Well, a lot
(Fragger, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# i heard dog stands for
dog over god, which stands for dog over god over god and so on...
(mixtapes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
# oooh
it's a dog dreaming of a dog dreaming of a dog dreaming of a dog dreaming of a dog dreaming of a dog dreaming of a dog dreaming of a dog dreaming of a dog aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Pea Roast!


yay to recursive things!
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# thats not recursive
its iterative

/pedant

its yay though!
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# I'm glad that I'm not Soluble
Weee, I've put up a new song
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Yay
Wise words there
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Crumbs
I'm scared of waking up soluble now
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# But think how it would be
if you were a fish!
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Yay for non soluble kittys !
Woo :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Yay for singer-songwriter kittens!
fluffy and heartfelt.
EDIT: much better lyrics than Live, to which I am listening at the mo:
"and Hope is a letter that never arrives /
delivered by the postman of my fear"
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Woo.
That is all.
(King In Crimson, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Add water makes it's own sauce
Excellent

Does sound like the Housemartins though
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# you SUCK!
just watch this: wonchop.hippygeek.co.uk/perfectworld.htm
and pay attention to the first chorus
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# the short(ish) tale of mr rubber.
mr rubber was bouncing along quite happily one day when he was suddenly set upon by a vicious gang of marauding drawing pins.
"get off!" he shouted in vain.
all looked doomed for poor mr rubber, but then suddenly, along came his friends mr pencil and mr jumbo marker.
"what do you think you are doing?" mr pencil bellowed at the drawing pins.
"eep!" they said in unison.
"you mess with mr rubber, you mess with ME" boomed mr jumbo marker.
at that, the cowardly drawing pins ran off never to be seen again.
"oh thank you mr jumbo marker, you are a true friend" whispered mr rubber rather breathlessly.
and with that, he gave him a kiss and the three friends skipped away together.


(vidkid, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# I'm off to colour in all the "o"s in the encyclopedia britannica
give me a shout when this loads
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# it's only
175k :(

i thought up to 200k was acceptable?
(vidkid, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# sounded ruder than I intended
size may not be a problem - just taking a-a-a-ges to load (even over my mahoosive work pipe)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# oh, sorry about that..
oh well, happy colouring!

;)
(vidkid, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# It's fine
dr shambolic's connection might be a bit squiffy
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# It took
a good age to load for me too.

That's over a 1meg pipe too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# me too
uni fat-pipe here
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:01, archived)
# *hugs connection*
There there ... ignore the nasty man.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# It loaded Ok for me
but that didn't help as I still don't understand it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# I think it may have finished loading now!
It's kind of hard to tell though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# er....

I don't know what I'm doing.
(rundosrun, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Newbie mistake -
No bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# At what point
did the bridge become a necessity?

I don't ever remember it from the dark days.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Not sure
but apparently it really is!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# there were dark days?
(rundosrun, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# there's a broken down pier just out of shot?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# But it does have
a sort of pirate
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
#
and if you could pan the camera round you would see a pissed off ninja sculking away because he thought he was going to bag his first pirate but then realised it was just some fat gay bloke beside the sea

EDIT: actually ninjas dont skulk probably would have freaked out and killed him anyway my mistake, skulks away
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# haha
He does look gay now you mention it. Very gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
# he's not gay!
i'm his son!
(rundosrun, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:41, archived)
#
are you adopted?
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:41, archived)
# daddy never said anything
he just slapped my arse a lot
(rundosrun, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
#
i think you just killed your own argument
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# um..yes
that was me joking there, that was the point
(rundosrun, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
#
really shit sorry mate lol
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# tut tut
ninjas flip out, not freak out.
100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
#
apologies now i'm nervous as hell that a ninja will seek his revenge I wonder if i leave ghost stories lying around and perhaps some electric guitars will they laeve me alone??
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# happy?
Apparently, hes a footballer fellow
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha
(assuming that person is called bridge or something (i wouldnt know) )
(rundosrun, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# according to google
it's wayne bridge.
i don't confess to having knowledge of the round ball game
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Plays for Chelsea
(just so you know, i'm sure you were worried)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
#
somebody watched the Simpsons last night C:/DOS RUN
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# guilty
as charged
(rundosrun, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Oi!
Bastard! I did that!

I have it printed on a mug from cafeshops

(I helped save b3ta! niles, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:16, archived)
# oh....
sorry...i GENUINELY had no idea. first post and already i buggered it up. if you want me to delete it just say the word. and please dont sue, my legal team are all high on opium.
(rundosrun, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 10:41, archived)
# A quicky

too subtle??
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# A bit
I can't actually see what it is...
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# random
nipple ring.... meh...ah well.....back to the tatty-slopping board...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# No,
but NSFW?


woo for cow piercing

*Fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# NSFW?
where do you work? unigate?
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# T'was an, admittedly bad, joke
On it being a cow tit. I'll try harder next time.



*sulks at own lack of punnage*
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# speaking of fwapping.
has there been any fallout from the www.kroozmidz.com/ saga? Apart from the fact that his account is suspended and he has to contact the accounts department.

Poor lad. Single and skint.

(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# hehe
And not before we all downloaded his naked 'bird'.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Haha, well of course.
That's one way to back up your photos. Get everyone in the country to download them. Easy.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# I'm
afraid I was just too late.

anyone got a mirror set up?
(radja, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# email cupboardy1 at hotmail
and I'll send you a couple.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Aerosmith
meets Janet?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Yah do another
with Janet's nipple ring in! :D
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
#
[dumb]

Janet?
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# jackson
you've probably deleted the SHOCKING image from your mind...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# oh......
_that_ Janet
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:41, archived)
# That makes me feel
rather ill

woo to the piercing
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# (c) Aerosmith
circa 1992
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Viva revolution!

(Stacker, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# woo yay
vive la revolution


/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Viva la revolucion!
/even more pedant
(Fragger, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# yay for revolutioning


/b3ta version
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Viva Cappata !
Woo :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# ya basta!
omg lol !!! teh woo !!
(mixtapes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# A bit out of date . .
The quality of Santa's is getting appaling !

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# i think the kids would be crying
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# They're being gassed . .
by his Special Brew breath
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# special brew is beyond him
i would guess at asda sherry/helden brau
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Kestrel ?
Whatever happened to Long Life beer ?

Anyone ??
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Mummy
Santa smells of wee :'(

Edit: That reminds me of Trading Places... Ahhh now that was a great film.
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Really
(Fragger, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Santa pearost...
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# There is no santa. The Yanks got him.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Can't be real,
it's not Saddam.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Battenberg Eyes!
Beats Betty Davis Eyes hands down
(Mr_Sideways, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# wooo
i love batumburgs!
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Extra fluffy
(Fragger, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Hehe . .
Woo for floaty kittens :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# lovely
looks like a dandelion.... er.... thing
whats the word?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# hairygob
i believe...
(Alex SLAMS, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# no....
um....
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# must be a northern thing then


(Alex SLAMS, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# puff
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# woo to tha yay to the P A Nowie!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# aaaaawwwwwwwww, super cute!
(psych, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# I think I just had
a fluffgasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# god bless you mister frodo
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# TJ:
Been asked to design a questionnaire for our customer service team to ask when on the phone.

I've just added the question "Do you have the uplaod codez?"

Can't wait to see the response
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Nice one
Bet no ones fesses up though
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Crosses fingers it's a questionaire in the same company as me
so can say yes when ringing through.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# WTFAYOA?
Just a guess...

Nice try though!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# "What the fuck does that mean?"
I'd imagine
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Ugh!
Woo!

I remember him, where's that pic from?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# it's from
one of my many b3tan photo galleries

photos.mystery-action.com

and it is young Mr Stouffer, the hobbit sized boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# wobble that manc!
wobble him hard
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# IT'S DOBBIE!
(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Jobs for Svenno #27:

Svennno unveiled his 2005 budget to the Cabinet today.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# 500% increase on spending
for school dinners.

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Woo^2
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Tax on Slim Fast up 25%
Tax on pies down 100%
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Hehe!
He couldn't be any more useless than Gordon Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Shhhhhhh.....
or MI5 will come and get you!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Bring 'em on.
/pretending to be hard, shaking in boots
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# THERE SHE IS OFFICER!
Now where's my reward?
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# arf

PIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# it's a genius idea
with enough woo to share between two!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Dairylea up 3p

Edit: and woo yours!
(Idid, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!
where can I find that original video?
(Idid, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# excellent
Svenno loves his pies
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# just discovered that
eating a chunky kit-kat bar sideways doesn't break your teeth (sorry no pic)
(harrypsauce, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# If we ignore it
it will go away.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# wh.....?
/runs to shop
/buys afforementioned tasty treat
/tries to eat sideways
/fails

god you must have a big mouth
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# paint
mashit!
(RowdsterDelux, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# paint your shit?
my brush would get dirty.
(I am the Nuns, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# just a picture
of my shit'd do. or a picture of someone eating a kitkat chunky sideways.
(RowdsterDelux, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# errr well done you
now swallow it sideways
the kit-kat that is
(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# We can but
hope
(kryptik, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# however
eating someone else's chunky kit-kat bar might
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# now if you could just photo or video that
and post the results on the board or in the newsletter
it might be slightly less incredibly uninteresting
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# what made you think it would in the firstplace?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Eating a chunky kit kat in the usual fashion
doesn't break my teeth at all.
Have you got scurvy?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Scurvy doesn't affect teeth does it?
I thought it was just skin!

oh and you die!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Old gag done badly.


I remember first cracking this gag when I was doing my A levels... 1992... Does that make me old...?
(kroz, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# I remember that joke
on teeshirts long before 1992 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# you sir
are older thn time istelf woo to your oldness
(BigBobbyh, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Makes you about 30 doesnt it?
Is 30 old?
(I helped save b3ta! rhuby, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# It means you're a third of the way to dying
Edit: Which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# 90 is ambitious
i'd say
(I helped save b3ta! rhuby, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# I'd cash in that pension plan then...
Ideal! Holiday!
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# More like
nearly halfway
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# pah!
Mortals!

with the exception of one grandfather who drank and smoked his way to an early grave in his mid eighties my fambly has a tendency to hit three figures*
(*only very slight exaggeration)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# I'm not 30 yet.
29 this year. And I have 18 year old friends who insist that 29 is old. But hah, they'll be 19 this year, so I can take the piss out of them. Errrm, or something.
(kroz, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# groomer
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Nah, I'm a toyboy.
I just go to lots of indie gigs where half of the audience on the front row are either 18 or Japanese. Or both.
(kroz, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Haha!
Makes you a year older than me so, yes, very old.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# a mere babe in arms
(unless you were a slow starter and were still at school in your twenties)
edit: and yay to kebabs
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# how very
1980s Viz
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# What's a "doner"?
(Fragger, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# his love of pure maths always gave svenno the crucial winning point in any argument.
Lost my beloved psp7, v8 is crapola
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Hehe . .
nice spin on an old meme :¬)

Woo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Ha!
Woo!

I can lend you PSP7 if you like. 8 is rubbish, too much like tattyshop elements.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# thanks, you have it for ftp/msn or anything like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# Not enough room on my server, I don't think.
If you email me your address I'll post it.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# will do.
thanks very much. mail on its way.
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# does that at least make him
countably fat?

hehehe
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# *groan*
(and woo to pure svenno)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# cantor's lunch
woo!
(mixtapes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# This actually happened

In another universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Is that
universe your mind?
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# dad?
(Pauld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:12, archived)
# I
hope not....
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Cool...
...but didn't it come out on the Amstrad CPC 464/664/6128 ??
(sbeck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# That was
later.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# It always bugged me
that the commy 64 version of games cost more than the speccy version. You pays extra for quality I suppose.

Woo to the pic, trip down memory lane there, spent hours playing football manager.
(Gype, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# c64 owners = council
spectrum owners = middle class

pikey kids always get the best presents
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# I look down on him, because he has a C64.
I know my place...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# *arf*
Well quoted!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# I had the sperctrum with the builty in tape deck

now that was funky*

*quite possibly a lie
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# I had that (+2) then traded it in for a +3.
What a waste of time that was...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# +3 was the disk drive
didnt they go bust shortly after releasing the +3?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# no
it was an amstrad product - and they're still around.

selling such fantastic products as the amstrad email phone.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Seeing as there was bugger all available on disk,
I would think so. Only half of our software bundle ever worked, anyway. We had it changed about 3 times and then resorted to the old plug-in tape deck!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# i had my plug in tape deck one up until a couple of years ago
(it had little rubber keys on the keyboard)

until my parents decided to give it to my cousins.

i've never forgiven them
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# The little rubber keyboard ones were fantastic.
I now regret selling the +3 for £40 in, ooh, 1996 (with Multiface3). Turned out the dodgy video connection (which I fixed by jamming a Rubik's Snake between the Multiface and the Video Connection only needed a little soldering to fix properly. Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
# i've got one of those
£1 from a carboot sale.

It's sitting on my shelf doing bugger all at the moment.

Oh, and it has a tape in it saying "Fun To Learn"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Haha!
action man jeep but no shoes*

(*mostly untrue)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# my C64
is better than your spectrum.

It is, it is, IT IS!

I'm telling your mum!

*humph*
(Gype, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Those eyebrows
What the... Oh fuck it. I've learned better than to ask. WOO for anything that can make me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# I did a search for
Wizard. He was on some site where you could hire clowns.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Umh... pierced fembot's mission to Mars?

(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# woo!
big red head
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# kind of reminds me of the start
of OTT, woo!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# recursive!
iWould
iRobot
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Woo
Very strange.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Fear Molluscs.


Better Quality Broadband Version
(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Woo!
Cool lightning too
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Err.
Mkkkay, don't know what to make of that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Spookeh - Artist commonly known as Spookie1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# mindpiss
woo!
(zut, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# em
woo?
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# i'm amused by the idea of broadband gifs
broadband! same content - less compression.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# ARF
and as a little tj: could someone suggest somewhere I might find pictures of the faces of old men?!

/Edit Thanks to all. Its for a programme for a play. B3TA will be thanked!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# huzzuuuzhuuh jus giv usszz a fukkinnn beeer
www.pbase.com/image/16927812
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# ahhah fuckoffz
www.pbase.com/image/4239873
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# at
www.oldmensfaces.com?

Getty images probably have loads
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# I'm struggling
with my urge to click that.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Doesn't exist :¬(
Somehow I wished it had . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Fortunately it doesn't exist
This might though;www.oldmanscock.com
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# for "research" I assume ?
Corbis has a nice selection of old gits . . just define your search well (I find elderly is a good start)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Here's
one I met last night
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# a woo and a yay
and a tasslehoff burrfoot to ya!
(texasjohn, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)

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