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yeah, i know it's crap...

(dieselmonkey, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:14, archived)

Well

I likes it!

woo

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)

magnificent

that word looks so wrong written down...

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)

woo yay

I had a dukes of hazzard one

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)

bastard

we could only afford the Mini racing one

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)

I had a crappy F1 car

with six wheels!
It was Huuuggee!

stoopid feckin' thing . . . My brother always won . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)

I now have

a mini raceing one, its better than the doh one ever was

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)

I have

two restored 70's minis with new engines and mags. They are a lot of fun and hard to drive!

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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)

I have lost two minis
my first was a yellow mini which a wrapped around an old oak tree. And the second one was murdered by an mot garage looking for work which wasn't nice.

edit: hard to drive? easiest car in the world flat out all the time they handle like they are on rails.

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)

i've still got a load of the damn stuff!

*gods damn you, ebay!*

*waves fist in air*

:-D

(dieselmonkey, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)

hahaha

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)

Run bitch! Run!

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)

good work

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amon - hooray :D, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)

yeah

mow that hoe

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:12, archived)

yeah

mow that ho

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:12, archived)

Look at the little doggies go!

Click for smaller?

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)

monkey jockeys!

woo yay

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)

Hehehe,

"click for smaller", pfft!

woo :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)

OOh.

(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

woo purdy

it`s like the cover of that U2 album

edit: Rattle and Hum ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:07, archived)

I had to google to find out what he was saying if it wasn't birminham it just seemed to make sence
bono- hello hello i'm in a place called birminham
band- whats that like
bono- its everything I wish I didn't know

makes sense to me

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)

No it's not.

Rattle and hum is just a picture of Bonos silhouette on a stool with a big light above him.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)

ah once again my sarcasm is wasted!

I think I`ll go for a smoke before tea boy has another eppy!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)

has he not finished yet? I only said it was crap, and he started on me!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)

nice render!

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)

He's so easily wound up.

IYCTAJGTFOOMH

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charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)

i think it's

international think-everyone-is-being-serious day.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:39, archived)

No,

When you spend 4 years of your life dedicated to artwork, and then a bunch of faggots that don't know you for shit say that your work is ripped off, that you stole it then You would be offended too.

And yes, Rik. I work in C#, and also VB and JS and VBS, until friday when my contract runs out, And Yes, as part of my course at college I had evening lessons where I had a choice between C++ and Java, I took Java for 6 months.

Java and C# if you read my posts, are similar, but still completely different languages. If you ask anyone who knows them both, they will also confirm to you they are very different in their own ways.

A lot of people claim that C# is a rip-off of Java, but it is not.

And if you know more than 2 languages, you will probably also note that most languages are VERY similar to eachother, just with different Syntaxes and shit. Like they say, once you know 2 programming languages, you pretty much know them all.

Now whatever, I am pissed off with this bullshit. Lets just start being fluffy again. I fucking hate getting worked up over text posted on a fucking message board.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:44, archived)

go and google for some more renders

to relax

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)

Then don't get worked up.

There's no point, and people start winding you up more because it starts to be funny. No one really meant what they were saying, it's just piss taking.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)

FUCK YOU!

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:53, archived)

Hahahaha!

Cunt.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:03, archived)

nice

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:12, archived)

Nicely done.

I like the style a lot.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)

'Take it, bitch!'

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)

Arf!

That's quite a queue!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)

Anyone else notice the cover of Building Accessible Websites in the Amazon link in the news letter. If not search for this book in Amazon and you'll see what I mean

WYH to pic bloody marvelous

(eyebrows, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:06, archived)

hahaha! top find!

are you Eyebrows out of The Getaway?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)

Need to see a pic of that to compare

More like Parker from Thunderbirds...or Noel Gallagher, which I'm sure are the same things

(eyebrows, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)

bums to your profile mate :(

they`re all bastards anyway

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:12, archived)

forgot about that must remove it

old news now..I found someone whose a much better shag than she ever was :¬)

(eyebrows, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)

I prefer Rick Parfitt's Name Game . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)

I dropped loads of hints.. but did santa bring it?

did he fuck :(

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)

LMAO

yay !

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pregnantfridge, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)

hahahahahhahahahahaha

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Delete Me, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)

ahaha!

that's great

(Gimbo, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

hahahahaha

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

she's such a professional

she put's on an act, but she's dead to it on the inside.

wowzer!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

I'd like a progress report please

Thank you.
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)

hiya sweetheart

how's you?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)

'noon Twiglette

good thanks. Are you still starry-eyed?
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)

yes ma'am :)

we're going out for dinner tonight

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)

'ello

If yer Quick, you'll see my Winnie . . .
at the bottom of the page . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:12, archived)

arf

I love the outline of her bum :)
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)

Thanks

I modelled her on you . . .

EDIT: Obviously, you didn't love it enough to Woo! it *sulks*
Phwoooarr!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)

I try not to woo

if I can help it because it is so overused. I tend to "woo" things if I'm tired and can't think of anything better to say.

I woo'd a few things this morning due to lazy brain but now I'm refresherated.
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)

I'd rather have a Woo! than nowt . . .

*pretends to sulk, but not really*
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:26, archived)

*searches in pockets for fish*

woo, yay, that makes me laugh

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mongychops, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

Paahahaahaha!

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

hahahahaha

magic

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

damnit

it's 10 fish just for straight in nottinghsm

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)

Who's Alan?

And why does he cost 10 fish?

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charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)

hahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:07, archived)

hauntingly wonderful

havn't used this in a while...

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Ishani, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)

huzzah!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)

haha!

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lemonhead, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)

What do I get...

...for a bucket of plankton?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)

Nice

ly done.

(Vega31, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)

HA HA HA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)

(WrapUpWarm, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)

xxx

(thisismyclone, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)

x| | 
 |o| 
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new_matt, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)


x| |
 |o|
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(Reply, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)

idiot

can't even get a red x right

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)

Actually

you're just colour blind.

Oh, and you have lymphoma.

Tell the receptionist to give you the undertaker's numbers on the way out - you may want to get measured.

(thisismyclone, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)

That's the shittest

bit of ASCII I've ever seen.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:06, archived)

Straight

from the Dave the Hat Annual 2005, which I got in my xmas stocking...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)

woo

yay

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)

BASTARD!!!

(Azzek!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)

is his name peter?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)

Is that

a rasp?

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charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)

berry...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)

Beret

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charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:07, archived)

The

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:07, archived)

9 o'clock...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)

news . . . I'm Trevor McDonald

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)

Wank

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charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha

I am the peado finder gener-al and you have been found guilty through trial by media.

/MD

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)

my kids are safe tonight

are yours?
*closes filing cabinet*

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

It's

Paedogeddon!

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charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)

Arf!

I only sold two copies . . .
an' I got the other one!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)

Was

the other one signed, 'cos mine wasn't signed and that was a bit of a disappointment!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)

*signs other one!

Mwahahahaaa!
Bring it to Covent Garden . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:06, archived)

Filing Nonce.....

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caffeinefreak, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)

woo yay

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

Cheap and nasty potatoshop..

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Docdead likes pork., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)

I thought of that one but was too lazy to do it.

Am i allowed to laugh at my own idea?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)

I think so.

I was laughing manically to my self while I did that.

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Docdead likes pork., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:57, archived)

why thank you, now if you'll excuse me....

*deep breath*
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
*collapses unconcious*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:59, archived)

arf, woo yay

repost shoehorned in

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mongychops, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:57, archived)

you fucking sick fuck

;)

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new_matt, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)

Harsh

but fair

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mongychops, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)

.. what new_matt said!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:09, archived)

How do you sleep at night?

oh.. wait...

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Docdead likes pork., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)

wrong.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:41, archived)

Marvellous

I think that's one of the best things I've seen. Send it to Horlicks immediately.

(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:57, archived)

I reckon it'd be worth a laugh...

Will report back any reponse.. ;)

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Docdead likes pork., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

new from Micheal Jacksons' secret archive

(amon-ra-ra-ra, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)

You are wrong,

all wrong.

Keep up the good work!!

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cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)

My net connection at the moment :(

WIND HER UP!

Summat bad's happenned, can't even get onto messenger!!

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cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)

you don't need messenger

as long as you have b3ta's loving glow

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)

Yes!

Well that's what I thought

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cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)

obviously a spanna in the works . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)

You

might just be right Mr Dave

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cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)

my connection at work

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olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)

Yeah, I got LAN

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cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)

Alors!

Le French avez la net-travail!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)

ah ah ah

and they pay my overtime hanging out lurking at b3ta

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olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)

Cheap-and-nasty headswap

*hides in a corner*

(Armand Karlsen, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)

Arf.

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Hohum21, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)

but it works nicely

yay

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)

I want to tax

the people with more money less... and those who stand in water.

(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:49, archived)

SHUT UP MR. GUMBY!!

I got my head stuck in de cupboard

Arf! Woo! Piccie!
I love Gumby!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)

where's me Lancet?

Where's me bloody Lancet?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)

brain hurts.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/4196594
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

you

want to tax the people with more money less, yeap you have the hand of politic speak .

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)

i want to kick your ugly fucking face.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)

Is that

mood contagious?

(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)

you getting kicked in the ugly fucking face by me is the only cure.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:14, archived)

I think there should be a tax on foreign people... living abroad.

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giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)

i concur

and on the eating of cream cheese outdoors

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:06, archived)

I've got a picture of my dad

dressed as Gumby on his way to a party. My mum was pregnant with me so went as W. G. Grace. As you do.

(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)

Hehehe,

that works too well :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:57, archived)

Not real!

How can his brain hurt?

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bloobloo, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:57, archived)

Bleee

Now I need to work out how to do animated GIFs. What was the name of that animation app that was spun off GIMP early on?

(Armand Karlsen, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)

something about people coming from
far and wide to see an enormous cock...

(ProduceMonkey, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)

i wonder who the first person to realise that pun was?

it must have been right back at the dawn of the language

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)

Nah!

It was me!
I am teh Punmeister!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:09, archived)

by jove

you're right

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)

DAY OF THE PIES

The end....*phew*.....not doing THAT again any time soon......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)

*runs off to buy more Unleash the Pies tins*

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:43, archived)

'lo Twiggles

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)

'noon Hatto

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:49, archived)

*Hurgs

feeling a warm glow of drawding for two hours in my lunch erm . . hour . . . er . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)

*curdles*

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)

*creams

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:14, archived)

Woo!!

re-post the DTH/TLH one!

EDIT: Hahahahahahaha! Ace!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)

Changed?

you out of webspace?

(Azzek!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)

More or less.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)

Are you

getting your own space?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)

Eventually.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)

hahaha

that last one is the best.

ah, that cat and his pies.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)

but can he steal hair?

most wooable

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

*breathes*

Hahahahahahahaha!

Ha.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)

I have these ones now

Keep em coming and Ill show you a screencap of an entirely unleash the pies desktop

(N00bT00b, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)

Gets better and better.

Hooray for that 'orrible moggy!

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)

your clocks fast! I missed 10-11 and 12.
Oh well!

Does that mean that Unlease the Pies is no more?

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)

thanks so much

I missed 7-12, but all the ones I got are here

www.unionstreet.eclipse.co.uk

if anyone got these ones can they send me a link to them or email them to me at profile address.

Thanks

(N00bT00b, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:00, archived)

Oops!

She never saw them coming...

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)

those

rascally buggers

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)

There's something about Teh Quo

that makes me laugh like an idiot at the merest mention of their being.

(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)

Not cheating my ass!

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)

"I do 3D modelling"

yeah right tea boy...

where`s the Kit Kats?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)

yes, it does, doesn't it . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:43, archived)

that'll be the cobbles

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)

YEAH FUCK YOU RICK YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!

I'VE BEEN DOING 3D FUCKING MODELLING FOR 4 FUCKING YEARS YOU COCK SUCKING PRICK!

edit: Of which I have posted numerous pieces on this very board.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)

*dances*

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)

*empties bag of

marbles onto floor*

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charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)

just because teacups are 3d

doesn't mean you modeled them.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)

Fuck you

I am on 2 3D Mod teams, and I also help a couple out with random meshes here and there.

This is something I've been working on the past couple of days -

www.zyk0tik.com/Hands.png
www.zyk0tik.com/Hands2.png
www.zyk0tik.com/Hands3.png

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)

They're not very good

now fucking make the tea!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)

FUCK YOU ASS HOLE!

Not very fucking good! YEAH BULLSHIT!

They are low poly because they are for a game. They are not designed to be Photoreal or otherwise. They are LOW FUCKING POLY. 1100 Tris in each hand, Designed for a Mod team I am on. Fuck you, I have yet to see ANYONE on b3ta produce ANYTHING better than I can in 3D.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)

granted

no one can make a better cup of tea, we'll give you that one.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)

ummm....

I'm acutally quite good at tea!

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Milkybar Yid!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)

so i guess

everyone is better than him at everything.

especially 3d modelling.

just as we suspected.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)

What, you haven't seen this?

I think he might have been winding you up. I may be mistaken.

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giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)

Hahaha

I love that turkey so.

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:57, archived)

Mort's a turlkey??

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)

he's an ostrich

but a lot of people think he's a turkey. I'm not really convinced he looks a lot like either :D

/edit - actually, I admit it, I traced it.

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giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)

I always thought he was an osterich!

pffft to edit!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)

hahaha he looks almost... rendered

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)

way better than those shitty hands

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)

hahahaah!!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)

flamingo

shirley?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:12, archived)

Hey look mummy, I caught one! ;o)

p.s. its arsehole! not ass hole! If your going to type engrish, atleast get it write!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)

So prove they're yours by

Make some of the hands doing laps, then running
round a bomb a few times. Maybe then you can join the team!

(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)

Heavens!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:26, archived)

makes me sad

when people get frustrated and feel the need to prove themselves to people they'll never know :-P

(Dfects, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)

teh goatse!

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giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)

'Hands in the air'

rhymes with 'just don't care'.

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)

i don't see how that's going to help with the tea.

but it's probably unhealthy to pretend you can make stuff.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)

I just rendered this

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)

You're a fucking moronic cock sucker

Congratulations fucknugget, you have been awarded my first ever real usage of the Ignore button. See you in hell you fat piece of fuck.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)

hahahaha

perhaps a cup of tea will calm you down.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)

cor

its like Eastenders
cup of tea and a bacon roll please Ian

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)

*spits gum out*

oooooops!

/me slaps his own wrist

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:57, archived)

I just rendered YOUR FACE!

no, wait...

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)

when are you going to get round to modelling the goatse hole?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)

Good point.

Give this man a washing machine!

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)

I can do 3-d modelling too.

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giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)

ooh I`ll bid... 32K for that!

.. and a scone

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:49, archived)

hahaha

I fear this is going to end in tears.

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giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:49, archived)

laughter or baby_cries? ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)

look anybody can google a rendered image and post it on a message board

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)

Yeah anyone can,

But this shit is my fucking own.
I do not steal peoples fucking work.

If you want Proof then tell me something to model, something Random, and I will do it for you tonight.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)

teh quo

or teh goatse

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)

a cup of tea...

maybe?

(Dfects, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)

with some bisciuts

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)

come, come

don't rise to it!

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giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)

goatse, rendered in stone, floating above a dessert plain.. in colour

but not tacky reflective typical ray traced marble type stone.. a nice granite will do

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)

/terragen, from long ago.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)

now that is impressive!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)

YEah...

Terragen is Rreeeaaaaaallll Impressive.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)

you're just jealous

because you can't do it

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)

aaaaaaHahaHaHahAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHahaHaHA!11

A FUCKING 3 YEAR OLD COULD USE TERRAGEN!

Most 3D Modellers think that it's an insult to 3D because there is no skill to using it. Much like bastard 3DS Max users who think that 3DS Max is the best 3D Package in the world. They are retards.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)

yeah

obviously MS Paint is

(Dfects, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)

like C# numpties with 6 months Java experience who think the languages are completely different!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)

yeah

a 3 year old could.

but you can't.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)

I learn't to 3D in phigs!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)

how did you see that

if you've got him on ignore? Hmm?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)

look! I rendered this too!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)

awesome!

really great work.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)

aw ta! I get paid handsomely for such renderings

;)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)

surely not any higher than... say, 32k?

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)

not yet

but once I get the coat, there`ll be no stopping me!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)

plus you'll look really good.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:43, archived)

not true

pretended one of my pics was yours once...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)

yes, i seem to remember the football changing room you did for your boss.

that was you wasn't it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)

That

was most certainly me.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)

what a fucking liar

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)

FUCK YOU!

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

are you sexually repressed?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)

yes

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)

(kebab, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)

heh

clever

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:07, archived)

nah that was me ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)

i knew that fucker was stealing your work

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)

he should stick to what he does best...

mmm tea

;)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

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giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

Hah

I remember you doing that :P

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)

of course you do... cos you nicked my picture

.. thought you were ignoring me?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:06, archived)

I had coffee,

it made me feel better.

and yes, I nicked your picture, while at the same time removing the solid thick lines, including the crossbars (which if you remember I didnt put in it and you told me off for)

And I removed the scores and everying else you had in the original pic. Makes sense.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)

finally

you start telling the truth.

i believe only an honest man should be allowed to earn 32k.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)

Who the fuck are you?

Don't fucking talk to me, don't even talk in any fucking thread that is none of your motherfucking concern. Piss the fuck off. Go home, walk away. go on, shoo!

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:14, archived)

i was just curious

why is your face so ugly?

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:17, archived)

hah!

you're one to talk about ugly :D

Look at yourself in the mirror before you judge other people, you fucking retard

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)

in actuality

i think you'll find that i am, in fact, very attractive.

whilst you have a bit of an ugly appearance to you.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)

hot tea accident?

(Dfects, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)

ha ha hah

pfft.....

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Dr. trouser, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)

chill the fuck out

it's just a website

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)

you is gangsta

(kebab, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/4196666

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)

3d Modelling

I do 3d modelling but I'm also comfortable with both 2d tomfoolery and making cups of tea and selling hardcore pr0n. Though I'm not too great at the first two.

Excuse the pearoast, just showing off my work.

/puts on emergency fluffification pants

(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)

now that's good.

none of this tea boy shit.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)

A fair amount...

of that is thanks to a lovely tutorial I found. Although I have added to it and made it spangly.

(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)

He really does do the 3D Stuff

He has shown me some of his works in the past, usually things like rendered weapons and the like.

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:06, archived)

stop lying for him

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:09, archived)

Ok Seriously,

Schnurr... grow the fuck up.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)

maybe if i had some 3d rendered tea i could

be a dear and go and see if google has any.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:28, archived)

i love you

(kebab, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)

Phwoar.

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)

Never mind whether he traced it or not...

The main thing is:

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giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:43, archived)

*cough*

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toxie, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)

groan

i've been hypnotised (@_@)

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mutated monty, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)

so im not allowed to pinch ideas now?

im not allowed to see a picture and think 'ooh, thats nice' and then draw it?

and besides.. i cant work out the trace function.. how do you turn off automatic colour wotsit?

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toxie, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)

Of course you're allowed.

Now get drawing more girls in bikinis.

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giant_squid, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)

pffft, arf, and boooooobies!

Sorry toxie for blowing your cover!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/4196561

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toxie, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. I just happened to have the source picture.
I agree with giant_squid. Keep drawing them.

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)

It's not "pinching ideas" though.

It's saying "ooh look what I drew" and then actually someone proving that you didnt draw it and then like "oh but it's not cheating it wasnt traced" and then being proven it was.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)

pfft!
Are you in a bad mood?

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:59, archived)

and how are you proving it was traced?

its difficult to prove things that arent true.

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toxie, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)

yeah right it's not true

the lines of yours just happen to fir PERFECTLY around the original, because you "drew" it. yeah fucking right :D

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)

aah,

but if you look closer, they dont..
mine appears to be fatter, has more in the way of an arse, and nicer hair.

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toxie, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)

no,

this is just apparent little edits that you made to the picture, either way, the scale is 100% the same. The bikinis in each picture fit 100% perfectly together, there is no way you freehanded that picture. none at all.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:12, archived)

i was free handing over it ......

a bit ago.

FWAP
FWAP
FWAP

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caffeinefreak, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)

hahaha

classic

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)

at least she doesn`t just nick 3D renders off google and pass them off for 32K a year...

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake.

Whatever, what the fuck has happened to this board?

Why the fuck has everyone suddenly become absolute cunts?
And where the fuck has that cock smoker Schnurr come from? Why have I never seen him before?

Why the fuck has everything become so Unfluffy?

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)

i smoked some bad cock, sorry.

guess i got a little crazy

and your ugly face just enraged me.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)

teh Shnurrrrricane has been around for yonks!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)

Almost as long as the 3D rendering teaboy wizard of google!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)

if only i had found out about the google 3d rendering theft racket a little earlier

i could be making 32k right now too

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)

Chill winston.....

it am fluffy....... just a ickle banter.

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caffeinefreak, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)

fiddles

steals wallet

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)

aw da iddle bunny baby.. with... flowers growing.. out its head

RUN! IT`S A FREAK CHILD!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)

he's got big feet! I don't like things with big feet!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:26, archived)

*cough*jealous*cough*

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toxie, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)

Jelousy?

hahah

What? Anyone can trace an image, and a lot of people can draw an image they have seen, but when 90% of the image is identicle to the original, i mean IDENTICLE to the image, such as the bikini and straps and other numerous parts of your image Vs the original, then that is most certainly, without a SHADOW of a doubt completely traced. There is no way possible on earth that you drew that image. no way in hell.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)

at least she didn't just post shit she found on google

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:37, archived)

pffft!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:44, archived)

is that like identical?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:53, archived)

again with the jealousy.

man, what a cunt.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)

Pram-dummy- ejection- senario

Me thinks.

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caffeinefreak, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)

oh yeah?

then how come her's doesn't have words on it?

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)

she`s not very good at "tracing"?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:39, archived)

she so tiny

she make me cry

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)

that's very cool.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)

Kinky.

Woo!

I also like the way that the water from the tap is suspended in mid-air.

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)

oohh yeeaaaaah

duffmans pension has been mismanaged oohh yeaaah

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)

Stop electrocuting the tiny ladie

it's not nice

(CerberusDog woof, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)

it's for her own good

she been naughty again

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)

want one

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)

mmm *fwap fwap*

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)

That's

great :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)

Yay!

I want a tiny girl all of my very own.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:43, archived)

I'll send you one

they breed like fucking rabbits, I've got loads!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)

Hurray!

Skin up, tiny girl!

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charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:49, archived)

you need three of them to do that successfully

and 4 to give you a good wank

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)

Send me seven then.

Actually, best make it ten. I'm clumsy as fuck, bound to step on a couple.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:57, archived)

coolies

that am woo!

(nou, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)

sweet

That's a winner!

(janetdoggy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:19, archived)

I beed drawding

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)

Arf!

more! more!

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)

Hey!

*frowns

Ten minutes ago you didn't even know who I was! Now you're issuing orders like you're my mum!
Hahahahahaaaa! This took over two hours!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)

worth

every minute

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:43, archived)

His mum?

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)

You obviously know nothing of the BT2000 . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)

Thanks mate!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)

Sorry, son.

*issues motherly advice*

If you walk around with your fly open a seagull will get you!

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)

If you don't eat your beans,

a hen will lay eggs in your stomach.

(

charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)

bootiful!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)

woo

sing it out proud love

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)

ha ha ha ha

like Nelson Madella and his mad wife Ted (?)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:43, archived)

whinnie?

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)

the pooh

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)

Winnie Atwell

performed the Black and White rag by George Botsford, which was used as the Pot Black theme tune.
Click for theme toon . . . sing the theme toon . . .
She was Fabbo!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)

dave and whinnie up a tree

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)

you beed getting

a bit gooder at it too

woo etc

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The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:43, archived)

that`s effing brill!

woo to the animation master!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:43, archived)

Sooper!

:¬)

*spac-dances to the groovy joanna toons*

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:43, archived)

tickle those ivories!

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)

*Tickles Twig's (the elephant's) Ivories

*gets covered in four and a half litres of elephant cum

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)

he likes you

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)

Thanks

*tries to bend towel* *towel snaps* Has this been used before . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:54, archived)

welcome

well if you know of a detergent that removes elephant spunk at 40 degrees, I'd like to hear it!

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:59, archived)

im really bored

so i made this, borrreeddddddd

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:38, archived)

Nice.....

Floppy penis with arms.....

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caffeinefreak, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)

I feel like that

sometimes as well

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:43, archived)

arf...

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caffeinefreak, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)

he's as fast as

a very, very fast thing

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The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)

spa spa spa spa...

CK!

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olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)

If he's really that fast

then how come Palace are doing so poorly?

Eh?

(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)

all the others

are 'kin slow

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The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)

Ah, of course.

Y'know, two wrongs and all.

(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)

what a dance!

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:33, archived)

Arf!

He spacks to the tune of 'Set it Off' by Skindred.

Now everyone list what they're listening to!

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:34, archived)

The dismal

hum of strip lighting.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)

and computer fans

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)

XFM - currently the latest Zutons single I think.

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)

the drone of an old HP E65, with a noisey fan. I want to switch it off, but its our honeypot!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)

Sorry for the tw, but I'm pissed off and slightly drunk

The self righteousness of some people never ceases to astound me. This is Australia Day, the day we reflect on how bloody great this place is and the price that's been paid to keep it that way by our forefathers. In celebrating tonight I was accused of being self absorbed by of all people a sepo. Now I must admit that on the face of it, we might be too proud of a bunch of sheep shearers and FOB criminals two centuries ago, but this is my land, and I am proud to stand beneath the southern cross. It's not like we combine in the mutual social self affirming festival that is the fourth of july or anything like that, Aussies just don't go in for that malarky, but I love this country, and I will stand up to be counted through and through. The thought that these tourists can come here and see our great land as some sort of theme park angers me to no end. This coming from a nation that asked us to go to war time and time again, and unfortunately we have done so many times. The worst of which in where we were used as front line expendables, with that wonderful thing that is genetic engineering enabling Monsanto to produce a product that would clear all jungle cover for the VC but would haunt our troops for many years to come. I speak of Agent Orange. Our lads went in there and hooked in for no reason other than a favour to these yanks and we are still paying the price. The gall of some people.

Happy day.au

(chromophobia1, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:25, archived)

err

nearly half past two.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:26, archived)

he's not in england.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:27, archived)

Ireland then?

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)

Ah - he's down there...

I guess all the blood has rushed to his head...

move on... there's nothing to see here

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)

Ooooh

Cana-da!

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:27, archived)

fow shizzle on the rizzle on the rizzle dizzle erm... drizzle

my nizzle.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:31, archived)

one time

'noon

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:38, archived)

two time

how's you kidda? - working hard this morning or getting your car towed again?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)

working hard

might finally hand my resignation in on Friday, today has been shit.
How's your manliness today?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)

that's nice dear.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:27, archived)

I'd be all with you

if only I knew what a sepo was.

(Scary Dave, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)

sepo

septic tank = yank

(chromophobia1, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)

Can't it be 'wank'?

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:30, archived)

Tell him I'll call him back in 10,

cos I'm having a septic.

(Scary Dave, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:37, archived)

Hitler?

What a septic.

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)

Aha

You won't be making that joke again in a slurry

(Scary Dave, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)

*gives a cookie*

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Hohum21, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)

Talking about australia!

They make matresses with roll bars:
http://www.sealy.com.au/videos/SEALY_Roll.wmv

edit:Fixed, i hope!

(wobbs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)

Can't see it

some password doo dad

(CerberusDog woof, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:38, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

WTF?!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)

twelve and ninepence (in the old money)

Plus two haddocks floating in the air, painting ranbows from Vaseline.

I am teh sane one

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)

well at least they havent got

Arnott's Biscuits

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)

can you sponsor me to move over?

the UK is too miserable, and full of people like Supermoore ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)

Twice.....

but the first time was very uncomfortable.

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)

questions

~~.what's a sepo?~~
.what price did your forefathers pay? Not sarcastic, just curious, as there were two classes os settlers, and all that?
.what are you talking about - agent orange? Did ye help the americans in vietnam?

and also eh?

why are you bothered anyway - just enjoy your day.

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:31, archived)

yes enjoy your day

I won`t get to destroy my liver on St.Patrick`s Day cos I live in London now :(

have one on me

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)

Yeah.

Nobody in London drinks on St. Patricks day.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:36, archived)

I`d get a day off work in Norn / Suddern Irn

edit: even the "sepos" get a day off for Paddy`s Day

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:37, archived)

red Ken

spends more money on Paddys day every year, you ungratefull bog dweller

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mongychops, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:38, archived)

yeah .. cos it all comes out of his own pocket.. cunto

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)

it comes out of my fucking pocket, it's a stupid bloody waste of my council tax, and i want it back

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mongychops, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)

I`m with you!

I can pay for my own beer... and health... dentist... optician...

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)

yeah

6th batalion went in for the whole tour.

and the price? on a personal note, my grand da was in the RAAF over Malaya and got done over.

(chromophobia1, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:33, archived)

They still here in malaya too!

(wobbs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)

booo australia.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)

booo organs

*extracts all your internal organs*
i'm not proud to be australian, but unjustified opinions and statements make me angry.

(Azzek!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)

sorry, i don't let women harvest organs.

[edit: especially australian women.]

[edit 2: you're right, i was being serious. you win again.]

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)

boo..

..merang.

So you are pissed because you descovered that americans are the kings of double morale and self righteousness?

(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)

i'm pissed off

because of your ugly fucking face.

(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)

Are you from West Island, then?

Woo?

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drunkenoaf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:34, archived)

I often ask my New Zealand girlfriend

"what's it like back home in Australia"
Seems to piss her off no end.

(CrispyDolphin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)

Speen....

vented.

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caffeinefreak, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:36, archived)

......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:23, archived)

pfffft

quick get his eyes

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:23, archived)

Oi!

Whose side are you on?
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:25, archived)

lynda

Bellingham's

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:31, archived)

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!

That's Ace!

Shirley, your best work ever!!! Hahahaha!
I Lol'ed out loud!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:24, archived)

back again dave

scroll down I have made you a tribute pic and only pearly pearl likes it

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:25, archived)

Okey-Dokey . . .

Seen it, Arf'ed at it, Woo! Yay! Houpla'ed! it!

Ace!
I been busy . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)

houpla'ed it

thats a first for me, swells with pride, gets eaten by lions

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)

Yay!

Techno EX!

Edit: Oh yeah, wooyay for your pic!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:25, archived)

*spaz attack*

.....flibble.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:26, archived)

excuse me

but as a massive fan of your work, I was just wondering how many unleash the pies there are? I have 3 on my active desktop (all the ones in your profile) but are there any more as I find them to be the best thing ever.

(N00bT00b, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:27, archived)

21. Shall I repost them?

All in favour?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:30, archived)

Yes

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:32, archived)

please

do.

(N00bT00b, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:33, archived)

aye!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)

Yay!

please . . .
Please

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:37, archived)

Yesyesyesyesyes!

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:38, archived)

I mean yes

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)

yes

yay!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)

haha, nice one 'lip

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)

Grr

RXG's one the loose again!

(Azzek!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:31, archived)

buddh and ganesh playing tri-dimensional chess

while a bevvy of harem ladies dance for them.

or

The monkeys bikini tea party, and they are not best pleased about it.

or

a sexy chick taking on a zombie using a chainsaw.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)

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