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I missed Dave the Facts earlier on...

...so here's my lunch, a variation on the toast medley mentioned in an old newsletter. Marmite, butter, peanut butter and raspberry jam. It was all of teh woo!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:24, archived)

mmm toast....

I've only just had lunch.

(psychobabble, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:25, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:25, archived)

Peanut flavour/?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:26, archived)

AGREED!

It tastes like anchovy vagina.

BTW - Where's Mofaha? Teh evil "Joy of Tech' cartoon did steel his kittins fluffeh ideeas...
www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/735.html

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BamaSS, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:27, archived)

Noooo!

Unless of course one of those people *is* mofaha....

(psychobabble, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:36, archived)

Anchovy vagina?

shame I don't have a camera here, or I could show you a picture of the tion of Fanny Tuna on my desk.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:46, archived)

it is the spread of the gods

yum

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:28, archived)

Arf!!! I actually quite like it..

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bennyhillslovechild, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:31, archived)

Almost nazi swastika toast

but I like to thing its a windmill more.

(waxdart hello., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:26, archived)

I had to dress it up for the photo...

...the thought did cross my mind when I was arranging the toast though!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:28, archived)

aarrrr you bastard....

I want toast now but I'm at work and we don't have a toaster or bread or jam or.... :(

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darth munki is flipping livid, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:27, archived)

I'm having somewhat of a toast Renaissance...

...having read this - www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1853754838/202-7356048-4049433

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:29, archived)

Skippy peanut butter and strawberry jam...

uuuugh...

I'm trying to persuade my workmates that we should all pitch in and buy a toaster. We could be living it up toast style before home time.

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darth munki is flipping livid, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:34, archived)

Where's the sprig of parsley?

9.5 for presentation otherwise. Woo

(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:28, archived)

3 course toast meals rule!

My favourite is:

Starter: Marmite
Main Course: Cheese, ham and mustard
Pudding: Black Cherry Jam

Mmmmmm. "Me so hungy" /Hungry hungry Homer quote

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:32, archived)

wheee...

flying toast...

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djol, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:00, archived)

There might be compatibility issues.

What would your mind draw?

(waxdart hello., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:20, archived)

it would

probably draw a better cock than that.

heheh woo!

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chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:24, archived)

But thats a rotoscope of my winky

(waxdart hello., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:28, archived)

It would all be NSFW

(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:25, archived)

I am mightily impressed

with the spunk sprinkler effect. For optimum mess.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:35, archived)

Venice for the weekend

(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:14, archived)

the bridge of si's

ooooo

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:15, archived)

D'oh!

didn't get it

(psychobabble, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:17, archived)

hahahaha

But I don't know them well enough to call them 'Si'

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:16, archived)

used

to repair the callowmeisters typewriter many moons ago.

(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:18, archived)

Eek

you might want to investigate optimisation. 160k is a bit much for a static image that size. Nice pun though!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:17, archived)

All that whitespace

would be a good place to start

(psychobabble, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:23, archived)

Both

your comments have been noted.

(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:24, archived)

Are Hughes and Groom twins?

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:18, archived)

I was thinking

the same thing when I was doing it.

(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:23, archived)

Sorry for the boulevard of broken seams

But...

(Volcanic Panic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:09, archived)

bet they're really stringy

damn hippys

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:10, archived)

haha

(who needs seems anyway?)

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:11, archived)

Ha ha

like the obligatory smiths tee.

woo

(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:11, archived)

Meat is dinner!

...or something

(psychobabble, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:15, archived)

I love teh meat

(manky dog, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:29, archived)

hehe

T.J.

Will board stats ever get fixed?

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:17, archived)

no*

*50% chance of getting it right

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:46, archived)

yay for teh smiths!

"...as you savour the flavour of murder.."

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:18, archived)

a little song I wrote today

www2.b3ta.com/mp3/if%20i%20could%20shit%20out%20my%20cock.mp3

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rob, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:03, archived)

you're a very strange fuhrer.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:05, archived)

hahaha

(Meta4, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:06, archived)

I worry for your mind

sometimes...

[edit] not that we've not all thought it at some time.

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chthonic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:06, archived)

hahahaha

well, after a few guiness' and a curry, I can already piss out of my arse.... so I'm halfway there..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:07, archived)

Don't we all wish....

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Laughing Boy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:08, archived)

yeah - I figured it's a universal sentiment

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rob, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:10, archived)

I'm going to make this possible.

Hand me my scalpel...and my vodka.

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Laughing Boy, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:15, archived)

I'm not even going to click on that

Urgh.

(psychobabble, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:09, archived)

Going by the name in the link

I think I'll wait to there's noone around before I have a listen.

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:09, archived)

Agreed!

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 17:07, archived)

'Tis

a lovely lullaby.

(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:09, archived)

mp3s get blocked by websense, but even if they werent;' i ssuspect that

one would draw flak... :)

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:10, archived)

beautiful

brought a tear to my eye

all of them

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:10, archived)

A pertinent question, and a megalomaniac's fantasy

heil!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:19, archived)

shitting cocks.

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:19, archived)

Very nearly missed it.

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Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:02, archived)

Hello there and

a very happy b3taday to you :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:11, archived)

i cant beleive

only one person has said happy b3taday!

so i will too, Happy B3taday!!

edit: thats more like it

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:13, archived)

Happy b3taday!

Lovely anim

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abandonnship, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:14, archived)

happy b3taday!

nice memes!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:15, archived)

yay for b3ta birthday!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:15, archived)

merry merry

b3taday!

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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:16, archived)

Dance time?

Hurrah!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:19, archived)

lovely pic

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:19, archived)

Happy B3taday

sod it missed mine!

(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:21, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:57, archived)

A liddle bit'o'politics there

(psychobabble, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:16, archived)

heh! nice

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:30, archived)

Might not take long until they take that down as well....

Woo and Yay!

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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:38, archived)

boom.

heh heh, college is boring.

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sooperdave, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:56, archived)

EEEK!

It's the attack of the aroused sheep!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:58, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:00, archived)

HEADSHOT

!!!

(manky dog, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:30, archived)

you broke

my screen.

woo to you

(Nandurius, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:57, archived)

Mermaid.......

....no Kraken....would've taken too long.

Bigger

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:48, archived)

that is absolutely kraken

/coat

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:48, archived)

are you just sitting round in your pants doing fuck all?

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:50, archived)

NO!

i'm not wearing any

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:52, archived)

-_-

*fwaps*
I meant to ask if you were at home
I'd not expect you to be in your pants if your were out?

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:54, archived)

i would probably wear pants if i was out

and possibly a whole menagerie of other garments

but i am at home

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:55, archived)

excellent

especially the luggage tags on her shield

those things are a bastard to get through customs

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:49, archived)

fucking yay

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)

hi COCKalorum

(see what i did, i put cock in capitals and it's a spunking cock, and it's in capitals cos it's a cock)

(hee hee)

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:52, archived)

I don't get it

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:53, archived)

i did think it might be a bit on the subtle side

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:56, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS!!!

Woo and yay as always Mr Jack.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:52, archived)

But no nipples...

how odd

(psychobabble, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:12, archived)

You're not the panel I thought you were!

Woo!

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:54, archived)

I'm not normally keen on fish..

.. but this time I'll make an exception

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teedyay, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:56, archived)

WOO!

i'll be kracken one off to that in the toilets if anyone needs me.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:56, archived)

This, like so much in life, took me longer to do than I had thought

(TheCastrator, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:45, archived)

Woo! Top lurkage!

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:46, archived)

Woo, that nearly beats my lurkage!

But not quite. Top lurkage indeed!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:27, archived)

Blatant shoppery!

It's all correctly spelled... unless George got a friend to help with the big words.

Woo to you.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:49, archived)

semi pissage

of the mind

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)

He must have got Colin Powell

to write that - seeing as it's not in crayon.

Woo

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)

omg how'd he write it correctly LOL

(Hairy Midget, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:58, archived)

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:38, archived)

woo

biscuit rap!!!

if only I could remember any of the lyrics

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brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)

actually

Don't be a fool when you dip em in your tea
They're not, they're not gonna make you happy

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brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:40, archived)

well

Because Because
Cos you could keep any bitch like I'm a rich tea
Which tea?
I tell you I'm a Junkie a flunkie,
Cruising my ass with the orio,
Don't need a ho.
Got my Gary Balding, not Barlow he's gone now.
I need a Kit Kat,
When the rhymes fat,
With the beat I can't cheat,
Can a biscuit cheat like a mother,
HELL NO!
But Johnny don't you know ohh oh

Don't be fooled when you dip'em in your tea,
They're not, they're not gonna make you happy,

I got my lovely crunchy biscuits,
Hell I'm gonna say it again in case you missed it,
I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit,
I ain't gunna change so don't try to twist it.

Don't be fooled when you dip'em in your tea,
They're not good enough for you and me,

I aint gonna go and have a roll in the hay,
No way, I'll have a fig roll,
You dig bro,
Don't wanna go out having fun,
I stay at one with the borbon,
A hob nob that's the only dog I'm dipping,
I ain't flippin, wanna cookie?
You be tripping.
The ho's say
'try my choc chip treats.'
That ain't sweet,
I ain't no piece of meat,
I want wafer,
You been away for a night,
With a she-dog,
You want a biscuit,
BUT DOG DONT GOT NONE NO!

Don't be fooled when you dip'em in you tea,
Even though they're nice and crunchy crush'em bitch!
I got my lovely crunchy biscuits,
Hell I'm gonna say it again,
In case you missed it,
I ain't dunking a girl like a biscuit,
I ain't gunna change so don't try to twist it.
HELL NO

Can you see the philosophy,
Of the desire,
That these biscuits,
They can cause in me,
And my soul will ever be entwined,
With the hole left,
When a mother however fine,
Tries to share my life,
With my biccy time.

Don't be fooled when you dip'em in your tea,
They're not, they're not gonna make you happy,

I got my lovely, crunchy biscuits,
Hell I'm gonna say it again in case you missed it,
I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit,
Never gonna change so don't try to twist it.

I got my lovely, crunchy biscuits,
Hell I'll say it once more in case you missed it,
I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit,
Never gonna change so don't try to twist it.

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:41, archived)

my eyes

my beautiful eyes

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:41, archived)

Chunkechunkachunkachunkachunka!

Chunkechunkachunkachunkachunka... woowoo! HARDCORE! Hands in the air amnesia.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:42, archived)

that

is the ace-est! :D

(hotrodzombie, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:26, archived)

Cor!

I was just talking about one of those!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:43, archived)

is ukdragon broken?

The post link page just redirects to the 404 one...
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/do_upload.php

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:43, archived)

It wasn't me

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:45, archived)

Reaaaally?

*eyes DoP, suspiciously*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:52, archived)

I loved that episode :-)

Thanks for the lovely memories...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:55, archived)

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:23, archived)

my neck hurts now

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:25, archived)

woo

and still waiting for big tone to do as he promised and hand the reins over to Gordy.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:27, archived)

i hate this man so much

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:34, archived)

which one?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:35, archived)

Theres a difference between them?

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:37, archived)

gordon brown is apparently the biggest control freak in westminster

which doesn't bode well as tony's not exactly a cheerleader for the democratic process when it doesn't suit him

but then it was whiskey-soaked thatcher-poodle ken clarke who said that, so meh really

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)

Woah woah!

You're saying we live in a democracy? When did that happen?

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:41, archived)

Shortly after America invaded

and stole all our oil.

/racism for all!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:43, archived)

aye, I thought Blunkett was bad until Clarke took over

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:46, archived)

are you blind?

they're wearing different ties.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)

It could be the same long tie...

... that changes colour half way down...

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:42, archived)

ydct theme

It's not very good but you can still click the pic if you want.

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)

heh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)

I'll have to wait 'till i get home...

But i'm quite a fan of Yellow Dave and Chinese Tony...

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)

i loikes the way it loops

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:21, archived)

me too

it's great, like frosties

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:25, archived)

How rare!

What did you use to make the voice that sounds like a young, female Stephen Hawking for Yellow Dave?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:24, archived)

the clues are in the question?

RTFQ=1/2TFA. Or no.

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:26, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:29, archived)

Stephen Hawkin's speak'n'spell I guess

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:32, archived)

I think we should get

Stephen Hawking's voice box and a speak'n'spell in a no holds barred fight to the death cage match.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)

i used

cool speech and changed the pitch in cool edit. They do sound crap.. but i have no mic.

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)

I have a plan

1. Burn a copy of OK Computer with the sounds of that replacing "Fitter Happier"
2. Make the CD look nice and shiny and authentic
3. Replace CD in a friend's CD collection.
4. ?
5. Profit

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The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:25, archived)

haha

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:26, archived)

6. Buy some burgers with the profits!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:27, archived)

7. And some cheese

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:28, archived)

7. Replace all of your friend's CDs with burgers

8. ?
9. More profit!
10. Buy more burgers ... etc

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The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:29, archived)

8. and some cheese

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:32, archived)

9. goto 7

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:36, archived)

if( (alreadyInCDs("burgers")) && (alreadyInCDs("cheese")) )
throwBurgerFilledCDsOntoBBQ();
else
insertBurgersAndCheese();

*geeks*

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The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:41, archived)

your lack of iterative subroutines

disturbs me

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:42, archived)

if you don't gosub a program loop

you'll never get a subroutine

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:43, archived)

Dwarfism?

This has nothing to do with midgets...

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:55, archived)

It's all contained within another

something which calls something else.

Either that, or all my programs actually work via some sort of magic. Or a system of levers and pulleys

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The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:47, archived)

while (!doAllCDsHaveBurgersAndCheeseInThemYet())
{
insertBurgersAndCheese();
}
throwBurgerFilledCDsOntoBBQ();

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The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:48, archived)

haha yay

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)

haha

I'm enjoying these, keep em coming

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:20, archived)

La la la.

America! Fuck yeah.

It's a biggy, but what the hell. And look! No banner on this one. Wankers.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)

Well

that's one way to "help make America soar again" I suppose

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)

It'll only

be a fly by night success though!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)

Your such a fascist america hater.

With your lefy leftist left lefty leftleft thoughts.

/Evil Pundit

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)

You...

...will be first up against the wall when the revolution comes, Capitalist Pig-Dog.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)

Heil Satan!

And all his pink fairies!

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:22, archived)

you will go to hell

for wooshipping Santa & his little elves

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:16, archived)

great animation!

woo!

TJ:
Tubgirl ported to the Nintendo DS game system:
buzz.spacedout.nl/nds/
a small portions of this page is NSFW
Edit: this is not my work.

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)

Why would

you do that?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:26, archived)

I haven't

it's not mine
maybe I should make that clear.....

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)

www.dslinux.org

Enough said.

(Woody999, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:17, archived)

nice!

[imagine huge banner here]

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)

*Imagines...*

...mmm. That's nice.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)

Huge Banner

as in The Incredible Hulk, you mean?

(c) Piss Poor Puns, Inc

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:22, archived)

Do you like teh ghey men?

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:22, archived)

Is OK

Rik knew what I meant

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:24, archived)

you DO like ghey men then?

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:26, archived)

Panel

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:31, archived)

don`t make me post the banner

you wouldn`t like me when I post the banner

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:34, archived)

he doesn't like you anyway.

;oP

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:36, archived)

your mum does though

;)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:41, archived)

you paying her is what keeps me in clean clothes.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)

the new hulk game is shitloads of fun.

There's nothing quite like picking up innocent civilians and flicking them away like bugs. Or crushing a lorry flat and using it as a shield. Or using a lamppost like a baseball bat and sending cops 200ft down the road. Or...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:36, archived)

Nice :)

When i was little, i wanted to grow up to be either a Steath Bomber, or a Helicopter.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)

Aw, bless.

And did you chase your dream?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:23, archived)

After a few failed attempts, (and a whole bunch of welding scars),

I decided to give up and go into IT...

Maybe one day *sigh*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:26, archived)

www.pbfcomics.com/temporary/PBF043BCBearBoy.jpg

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:26, archived)

haha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:28, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:04, archived)

yes,

they will do that. And yay too

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:06, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo......

excellent.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:06, archived)

she's cruel

cruel but hot!

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:07, archived)

Why would you be playing games

when you can be playing with her?

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deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:58, archived)

ummm...

is 'cos she has a tail' not a good enough answer?

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:29, archived)

woo

although i'd have gone for 15 seconds on defrost*

*microwave expert

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:07, archived)

45 seconds on full

*Peter's Pies expert

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:08, archived)

old joke time

what's the difference between bumsex and a microwave?

you can't brown your meat in a microwave

hathankyou

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)

I'm gunna try and prove you wrong

the pain I go through for science

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)

but

how long had they been in the microwave before the first panel

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brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)

Panel.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:13, archived)

mwahaha

I've edited my post, so now it looks like JollyJack has just typed panel for no reason

(possibly the most evil thing I've done today)

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brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)

You sadistic bastard!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)

you live in Balamory AICMFP

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)

You utter bounder.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)

Tell no-one of this.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)

actually

it looks like he's calling you a panel.
which is possibly the best insult ever.
You Panel.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)

haha

panel

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connor, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:24, archived)

Nooooo!!!

my fiendish plan has backfired, I have inadvertantly made JollyJack the most popular b3tard for such a brilliant insult.

Maybe I should stop with the monologues, is seems they will be my undoing...

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brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:26, archived)

you've panelled yourself right into a corner there

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:00, archived)

bollocks

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brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:30, archived)

that deserves

a woo of teh highest order

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:07, archived)

his eyebrows worry me

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connor, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:07, archived)

hmm yes - I see where you're going

with that one. Little catterpillars of doom...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)

They're

his glasses. They have very thin frames. He wears them very high.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)

should have gone to specsavers

etc

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connor, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)

in case he needs to clearly see

the contours of his artex ceiling?

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summat to do with kittens, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)

If you stare at it long enough

it kinda looks like a face, with two noses, eating a bear.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)

I don't know,

I can see the some of the benefits of having fishfinger eyebrows.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)

Never make a cat angry

Destroying your saves is the least of your problems

And sequential art is definately one of the best webcomics I have seen.

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)

Marvellous.

Superb.

How long till the book comes out?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:11, archived)

Ages.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)

Get pencilling...

...pencil bitch!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)

You should be aware:

I hurl sharpened pencils with deadly accuracy.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)

no sharpened pencil can compare to the morning

I've had. I had to have scar tissue scraped off of my eyeball with a sharpened surgical implement, while conscious.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)

Ooh! Ooh!

I had that done, too! Me, Me!

Let's just say I have an accurate frame of reference for the phrase "It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!"

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:21, archived)

Exactly.

I'm worried though - the doctor warned me that when the numbing drops wear off, I'm in for some serious pain.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:23, archived)

hahahaha!!

Reminds me of a time I had toothache and a long meeting, and genuinely felt I'd rather be having my teeth drilled...

(psychobabble, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 16:08, archived)

ah good morrow Mr Jack

Did you perchance see my toothfairy colourisation?

And yay for sequential art - we the people demand more!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:13, archived)

YES!

Spotted that last week. Fantastic work! :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)

Danke Mr Jack.

I did crowe as well but she turned out shit....
Crowe

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)

Woo

You should try to get this stuff published!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)

Yay, looked at board just in time for sequential art fix

missed it last week... and very much like Kat in her School uniform

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I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:27, archived)

Hurrah!

I...I think I love you! *wibbles*
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:53, archived)

A variation on a well-worn theme

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chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:02, archived)

what a miserable old bastard he really is

wait until I'm pissed, I'll lump the bugger

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:03, archived)

An old English Proverb...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:59, archived)

that`s a top bit of haddock he`s holding

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:00, archived)

she's not that ugly...

Badum-tshhhh

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:02, archived)

he only goes out with her cos she never wears a bra

mmmm commando

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:03, archived)

i'll drink to that

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:03, archived)

she doesn't frikkin need one

where as, he prolly does

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:04, archived)

pffft

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:06, archived)

is he still alive?

He thinks he's Gene Simmons, or sumfin

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:01, archived)

I would love to see Pete Docherty have the crap beaten out of him by Henry Rollins

Infact I would love to see Henry Rollins just beat the crap out of anyone - the mans neck is wider than I am

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:06, archived)

and

he`s a liar liar... liar liar

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)

with a Low Self Opinion

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)

but what a neck

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)

www.solarflares.co.uk/shop.html
- an animutation from the last night.

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The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:56, archived)

are they pissed?

'noon! akk akk akk

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:58, archived)

good idea

*rocks out*

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:58, archived)

Ha ha ha!

More please Neville!

And more tramps and Gin!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:59, archived)

haha wheeee

*rocks*

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 14:59, archived)

yay!

*rocks out* *goes crazy* *is fired*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:00, archived)

*joins*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:06, archived)

i like how the man on the right has a visible stiff upper lip

and yes

i did rock out and go crazy this morn... as my ~~giro~~ student loan came in today !!1

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connor, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:01, archived)

Heh heh

have you spent it yet?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:04, archived)

nope

its probably walked out the bank already and spent itself. at least i can buy cake now.

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connor, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:06, archived)

Cake!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:07, archived)

Let's.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)

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