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Again I have been attacking adverts

I don't know, it was just one of those adverts which annoys me

(Hagbard MacDougal, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)

Arf!

The ones on imageshack are rather poor these days

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)

Pfft

alan you have yourself a date.

why dont they put attractive women up in the adverts?

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)

hehe

(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:48, archived)

Pfft

oh zelkren

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)

pffft

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 21:04, archived)

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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 21:24, archived)

Lennony?

Supposed to be John Lennon during the Paperback Writer/Rain video shoot. I can't find the reference back, sadly enough.

Yeah, his sideburns look like a cock.

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:38, archived)

Sorry...

But he strikes me as Fred from Scooby Doo.

Great drawing, though! A+

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)

Haha

Now that you mention it.. You're right!

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)

nah

Velma!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)

"WHERE ARE MY GLASSES?!"

Random Lennon fact: Lennon was almost completely blind without his glasses.

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)

Maybe

they had a kid? I wasn't sure Velma swung that way.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)

Velma's only love

was making random connections between absurdly different circumstances due to an incomprehensible piece of evidence found while looking for her glasses.

(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)

and her

speculum fetish

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:45, archived)

yoinks!

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)

jinkies!

(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:42, archived)

Hey nonny nonny

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)

not only the cocklike sideburns, but the dinosaur hair.

good anyway.
woo to lennon.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)

me likes

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:42, archived)

you licks everything in sight

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)

Thank you mister Rik, sir.

By the way, The Sweet Shop flash you did is one of the best thing I've ever seen, sir.

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)

ha! you have really shit taste mate :)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:45, archived)

Yeah, that's true.

I just watched Guest House Paradiso expecting it to be fantastic.

It wasn't.

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:47, archived)

I was taken to see that on a date once

the relationship didn't really progress

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tipassoi, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)

agreed - it was shite :(

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)

hey, that's ace!

but I have a Lennon fixation, so I may be jaded.

Either way. Top!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:45, archived)

Hurrah

That makes two of us, then! Lennon deserves every bit of praise he gets.

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:47, archived)

aye.. us oldies remember what young non-bearded, non-long-haired John Lennon looked like

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:47, archived)

you're that old

you remember what a non-dead Lennon looked like.

Actually, you signed him to EMI yourself.

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)

you`re his great grandad

you sexy little MANBREAST

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)

Argh, babies

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SqueakyG, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:37, archived)

class

most woo
he's got his mothers sineous osophogeil oral projections, bless

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:38, archived)

Fuck me

I am SO glad i dont have a vagina

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)

I have

in a jar by the bed

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)

This comment makes no sense^

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5527568

this baby had to exit his mothers vagina.

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:42, archived)

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:42, archived)

Cripes!

nice.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)

sweet baby jeebus! :)

I feel sorry for the mum

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)

Aaaaahhhhhh!

*runs away*

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 21:05, archived)

Jamie-Blunt : Cunt

_{Can anyone guess the song / lyric?}

_{Thas so shite :) - soz}

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zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)

goodbye my lover?

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)

Oscillate Wildly - The Smiths?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)

Which raises another good question

The Smiths, Emo?
Discuss.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:32, archived)

Yes!

end of discussion

(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)

Nadbadgers. I liked them too

Oh well, you'll never take Joy Division off me.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)

love will tear us apart?

fucking emo if ever I heard it

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:35, archived)

I blame my role as Emo finder general

I've been exposed too much.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:36, archived)

ooh,

opens tattyswap..

(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:38, archived)

Me and KillerKittyVomitAmy will have to shag the smile back onto your face then

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)

Forerunner to emo

in the same way that joy devision is.

disscuss that mofo

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)

Curses!

www.b3ta.com/board/5527507

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)

heh and of course Interpol

I lurves Interpol, although they look emo as fuck

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:36, archived)

interpol are great

but were rubbish live. singing chap even forgot some words. bah.

and i can't be emo, i'm wearing a cardigan

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:38, archived)

I saw Teh Eagles live years ago

and you may as well be sitting in your room listening to the CD; I would much rather see a few fuckups and broken strings and stuff

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)

i heartily concur

but they did sound like they were just going through the motions and weren't that arsed.

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)

oh that`s just shite then :(

best gig I`ve been to in years was Ben Folds (on his own) doing warm up for The Divine Comedy

he was brill

oh and Jack Lukeman who consistently blow(job)s me away live, but he`s a bit obscure - anyone who likes Scott Walker or Nick Cave should check him out

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:46, archived)

pfft!

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tipassoi, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)

It depends what you define as emo

the emo definition here seems to be any song with emotional content, but with people who have typically sXe lifestyles- technically emo is everything from dashboard confessional to funeral for a friend, with anything heavier than that being "hardcore," I would not class interpol as emo although quite a few songs are emotional.

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)

metrosexual then ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)

^ this

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:46, archived)

what's sXe?

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tipassoi, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:47, archived)

dyslexic sex.. you do the big nasty first, and the foreplay second

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:48, archived)

pffft!

*hopes this is true*

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tipassoi, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)

isn't it god bothering nonsense

putting the cross before sex or some nonsense?

may not be true

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)

What everybody classes as "emo"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_edge

they're not fun to have as girlfriends.

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:53, archived)

what a bunch

of cunts

i was almost right. hurrah

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:56, archived)

they better not be or i really am doomed...

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)

they`re bloody great

very funny band

Morrissey`s tribute to Linda McCartney

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)

why do you want me

to throw a heavy fisbee like object as far as i can?

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:35, archived)

Original EMOs

Morrissey is Captain EMO.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:38, archived)

poking fun isn`t really emo though

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)

and I quote

"I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but Heaven knows I'm miserable now."

and again:
"To die by your side, is such a heavenly way to die."

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)

Joe's Head

Kings of leon?

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)

what a weird track that is

quite... jolly

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)

one of my faves actually

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)

I think my favourite is probably Still Ill, the version on Hatful of Hollow

or This Charming Man, cos it`s bouncy

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:36, archived)

yeah, this charming man is up there too

damn, now I'm gonna have to fire some up.

oohhhhhhhhhhhhh Piccadilly Palare!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)

it may all end tomorrow! or it could go on forever, in which case I`m dooooOOOoooomed!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)

Heaven knows I'm miserable now

or Unhappy Birthday.

Bestest songs evah!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)

see - Unhappy birthday is a stupid, funny song

people who think The Smiths are really miserable should listen to a few songs; they`re really funny

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:42, archived)

get out of my way!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)

EMO ALERT!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)

Erm, ah,

*tugs on collar*

*points behind you*
Look at that!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:45, archived)

jesus he knows me

/ninja

(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)

Itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polkadot-bikini

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LP, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)

Something my dad said last night about James Blunt summed him up so perfectly

"Get back in your tank... pussy."

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:31, archived)

I happen to like James Blunt.

And although I was not a fan of the Ruperts ( officers ) in the Army I can bet your dad would be less vocal to his face. He makes good music and srved in the Army. What a cunt eh? Good job he's not a chav waster otherwise he'd be on the fucking TV every day doing Trisha.

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:37, archived)

I think

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

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wayward., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)

hahahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)

Well my dad happens to be in the RAF

and he doesn't like people with long hair.

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:48, archived)

Erm...

Three Wise Men? Can't believe I actually know the song titles.
*whacks head against wall*

(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:31, archived)

#=-With a semi by the sea!-=#

Lyrics

/the shame of it

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zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)

too right

and no idea

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:31, archived)

Lens-Flare Cock Kings?

Let me guess, I'm way out.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:32, archived)

yay leeds

whereabouts?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)

Sunny and safe Harehills

And you?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:35, archived)

work on burley road, but live in huddersfield

comment about corn exchange - so true

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:36, archived)

I'm planning on wearing all my goth stuff like some sort of uber goth and just standing amongst them looking a bit disgusted

Hopefully I'll gain a bunch of minions. Depressed and miserable but still minions all the same.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:38, archived)

there will always be minions

went out with a goth once (iwas a metal-head)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)

its something by the cheeky girls isnt it?

or cliff richard

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)

Three..

old wise men, three old wise men; Get your knobz out for thee laaaaaadzzzz

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JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)

The Mighty Dongs of Shepherds Three

You should see them when they wee

(soma9766, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:35, archived)

I always found his music quite touching.

He may write simple lyrics and tunes, but they have the ability to penetrate you, to the heart.

(LostSoul1990, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:35, archived)

What! no!

He's a whining little gerbil!

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zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:36, archived)

*sigh*

yes, well said. well done.

(soma9766, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:36, archived)

i found they penetrated

to my kidneys

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:37, archived)

"touching" and "penetrate" in the same post!

yaaay!

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:37, archived)

Wooooo

that's the level

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:38, archived)

Here you go again

"har har har, everyone gets angry at me because they think I'm emo, but I'm just joking. This gives me a real sense of superiority, har har har"

"har"

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:37, archived)

that's quite an inferiority complex you have developing there

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:42, archived)

You are more emo than

a load of middle-class kids on the bus dressed in all black with eyeliner, carrying a bag of stanley knife blades home so they can all cut each other whilst discussing deep emotional pain.

(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:38, archived)

am I the only one who thinks this sounds.. kinky..

(Lemming, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)

*penetrates you in the face*

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)

lol

'look who's alone now, it's not me, those three wise men have got a semi by the sea!' I've been giggling at that for months... thank god I'm not alone!

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litzigig, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)

Yay!

:)

/claps like a madman!

Thank you!

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zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:45, archived)

...

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)

hoorah!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)

heheh

excellent.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)

Sorry, I was too busy playing "Point at emo"

You may now have a woo.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)

did you win?

i was playing too but not being able to see the other contestants makes for a difficult game, hmmmm new gameshow idea...

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)

If anyone asks I did.

I like the junior edition. Simply go to the Corn Exchange in Leeds and point away.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)

wonderful!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)

Killitnow

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)

AAAHHHH!!!

*all your Bishops are belong to us*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)

He's not dead again is he?

(Woody999, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)

who's dead?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)

The Pope Is Dead*

*Probably Not

(Woody999, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)

yeh he sacrificed himself to save earth from the daleks but

ultimately one dalek survived and returned to have a nuclear-lazer battle with the re-animated corpse of john paul to decide who gets dominion over all catholics, dont you watch the fucking news?

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:32, archived)

unexpected pun!

Bravo! have a woo!

(Lemming, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)

Redid an old picture.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)

hahaha great!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)

hehehe

great stuff

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)

I have been that guy so many times

most woosome

(Rushy, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)

Luvvit

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)

class

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)

Who is this? EASY

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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)

cag-leg-E-string?

(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)

Dave Dee & Dozy?

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cupboardy, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)

cagney and lacey?

pah...

(lunus loves tizer, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)

I've not had coffee..

I realise that was far too easy. I am ashamed.

(lunus loves tizer, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)

Caggers and lacey

*drool*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)

Wrong.

so, so wrong.

Mcmillan and wife

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)

*drool*

www.whatsdougupto.com/ssj/images/ssj339.jpg

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)

HAW-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)

Cagney and Lacey

AICMFP

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)

cagnee and shoe laces!

/aicmfp

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kingkong., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)

erm

kneecap wormies?

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JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)

Possibly not . . .

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)

Poem about my recent problems with a person I have fallen for who does not understand my lifestyle choices.

I cried myself to sleep last night,
I wish that she would feel my plight.
Nobody knows just how to be
Relaxed with my polygamy.

(LostSoul1990, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:07, archived)

*slits wrists....... again*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:07, archived)

^this^ oh ^this^

(spook, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)

oh noes ! not again..your so messy !

*gets out mop and demostos*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)

hahaha demostos

the suicide drink of choice in emoland

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)

also rub it in your eyes for that just been crying eyeliner down your face look

v. emo.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)

This one knows too much

Explain yourself!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)

well done Doctor

I'll fire up the probe

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)

*puts on surgical gloves*

Someone grease 'em up.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)

i was friends with a girl who went rather emo

and had a emo boyfriend and it was all very emo and "lets listen to boys don't cry and pretend we like the cure" type thing.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)

Your proximity may have tainted you

Continue with the probe!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)

oh no !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)

*restrains*

Assistants, search this one, It may still have poetry on it.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)

i admit i don't mind a bit of poetry...

*hangs head in shame* BUT I'M NOT EMO DAMN YOU !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)

Is that an emotional outcry?

You're only making it worse for yourself.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)

hahaha. probably !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)

making it worse for myself

how can i make it worse for myself, all i said was i'm too depressed to eat this fish that looks good enough for jehovah..

ad nauseum

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)

Are there any women here today?

*etceteras*

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:27, archived)

*unzips*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)

but Teh Cure are good

*pretends he has long hair*

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)

hahaha

*hides masses of cure records* sssh !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)

The Cure are good

*has long hair*

*looks ever so slightly like Robert Smith*

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)

well hello sailor!~

*pounces*

edit: the chunky Smith? *retracts pounce*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)

Aaargh, surprise sex!

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:27, archived)

young lovely want to take to bed robert smith or fat still can't do he's make up robert smith ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)

it`ll have to be fat

with his ickle chubby cheeks!

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)

but he always had ickle chubby cheeks

if Lol Tolhurst was still in the band he'd look a hell of alot better..but most things do next to Lol Tolhurst.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)

Like Robert Smith, the early years but with the later years big hair to boot.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)

marry me

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)

and me

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)

piss off i was here first !

you can have rik !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)

you`re playing with my dreams

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:31, archived)

really...how ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:32, archived)

mp3essential is bloody GOYJUSS

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)

really..

;)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:35, archived)

awwww you say the sweetest things

like cunt and muppet, and pleb

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:36, archived)

hahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:37, archived)

haha

that`s about the size of it

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)

I've already had him Amy, and believe me it's not something I care to repeat

now share your man. Polygamy is all the rage with us emo kids now.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:32, archived)

i don't want to share !!! WAAAAH !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:35, archived)

Are you aware of the risks.

The volume I get if I condition my hair causes so much static you may end up severely electrocuted.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)

it's worth it..

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:31, archived)

*vast intake of breath*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

that is all.

*cough*Emo Troll*cough*

*edit cough*gay*edit cough*

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)

gay you mised gay

(

rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)

Done

and done.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)

he has two husbands?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)

I'm out of coughs now though.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)

EEEEEEE-MO;

eeeeeeeee-mo-

(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)

i want an emo

and i want one now?

(

GTA, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)

speak for yourself mate...

(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)

You might be better off posting that on DA

rather than here

edit/ Wait-a-fucking-second, you're upset because she doesn't like you sleeping around? And she doesn't "feel your plight" whatever the fuck you think that means? Get to fuck.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)

No, you get to fuck.

Stupid monogamist.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)

Sometimes I would identify with you

you are emo
which alot of people think is quite poo
so keep it a secret.

(

KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)

edit/

actually polygamy is stupid, fuck off- your bird deserves to be upset, pull youself together YOU are cheating ON HER

you big emo gay

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)

//edit edit

I'm actually quite incensed by you, FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF, stop cheating on your girlfriend, shagging about isn't a lifestyle choice, it's just greediness and showing you don't care anything for your gf- besides, surely you're a "sXe" therefore you are AGAINST promiscuity

I don't like you, do your gf a favour and take your toaster for a dip.

CUNT.

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)

Chiil

(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)

your

(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)

beans!

(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)

no, don't

this cunt's even emoer than the usual shits

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)

Yeah, actually;

dangerous levels of EMO!
DANGER!

(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)

DANGER

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5527382

(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)

^ this

*IS INCENSED*

after having a girlfriend who liked shagging other boys this cunts post is not something i sympathise with.

*IS LESS INCENSED*

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)

fucking Emo Trolls

theyre the worst kind

that picture needs a caption "to Art attack, by Gemma aged 5 1/2"

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)

haha!

(

Strawberry Dragon, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)

I find depression amusing

you are a very funny person

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)

you relaxed with Ptolemy?

was he good?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)

unusually harsh responses here.

it is meant to be a joke after all...

(soma9766, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)

EMO ALERT!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)

DANGER! DANGER!

*whoop! whoop!*

(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)

seen the profile?

My soul is blackened
My life is empty
I Lie awake
Motionless

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)

ah... my mistake!

KILL THE EMO!!!!

(soma9766, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)

hurrah

hand me my pitchfork, there's a lynching in the village

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)

For what it's worth

I quite like the picture.

And I'm sorry you having difficulties being understood. I hope that writing it down helps you, but here may not be the best place to get advice or sympathy.

(

IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)

damn straight

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)

I am glad that I have at least some sympathy

among a forest of vitriol.

(LostSoul1990, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)

dont come here looking for sympathy

is myspace down or something?

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)

perhaps he forgot his vampirefreaks password

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)

You'll grow out of it

Now cheer up, stop listening to that sad music and bang on The Birdy Song, you'll be happy again in no time.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha works for me everytime

hahahahahahahaha fucking hilarious man!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)

Well

I thought it was funny.

Have a woo

(Fiddlers Elbow says the world will end on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)

No no no...

give me a BREAK... SERIOUSLY

What are you? like MAYBE 17? And you think your life is OVER because you listen to Death Cab for Cutie and Dashboard Confessional and all that stuff (some of which IS rather good)?

You know, I was SUPER "Goth" and a bit of a nerd growing up... in fact, I am wearing all black RIGHT NOW, as I usually do. Did I want to die? Did I want to share my grief with all the world? No...

It's like you little shits invented being all "depressing"... well, you didn't. NOR is your life OVER.

now GROW UP!

/self-righteous babbling

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)

I hope it isn't a regular thinking they're being all clever and ground-breaking

by pretending to be stupider than they actually are. It's not like that hasn't been done before.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)

I worked at Disneyland

saw them all of the time.

Believe me, they think that. and I usually just laughed. OR made fun of them.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:25, archived)

I suppose vitriol would be more of a liquid...

Say a bath instead? A bath of vitriol? yeah, sounds better to me. And you really shouldn't fish for sympathy in your bath of vitriol, you may catch an old boot. TO THE FACE.

(

dingochutney *parp*, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)

shut up.

just shut up now.

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)

forest of vitriol

isn't that zelkren's band?

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:25, archived)

Pfft

first thing to make me laugh out loud today!

(

KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)

...

I wee'd myself to sleep last night,
I wish that i had not drunk so much sprite.
Nobody knows just how to pee
Relaxed with my granny.

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)

...

twitching from the meth
tattoos outnumbering teeth
aged beyond my years

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)

oooh

emo haiku nice

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)

...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

If people stopped taking the piss right away, perhaps some of these remarkable people might stay a bit longer.

I love emos... and racists too, since today anyway.

(Check out the poem in the profile too :D)

(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)

I like emo

and I'm still here

I just dont like eyeliner and suicide.

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)

wuss

suicide is painless

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)

commit suicide?

and ruin a perfectly good belt?

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)

Nobody knows,

everyone who tried it is dead, theres no-one to ask

(

KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)

On that note, I may go and watch M.A.S.H!

(

dingochutney *parp*, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)

for mash get smash

(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)

its true

i tried it and i succeeded! it was so good im doing it again tomorrow and twice next week

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)

*doesn't fall for it*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)

Finally

was waiting

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)

J'ACCUSE!

Edit: not you then? OK, never mind.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:27, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5527440

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)

seemed rather obvious,

a few emo pisstakes in earlier threads, then all of a sudden, b3ta.com/board/5527299.

hardly rocket science

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)

whats a

jacuzzi got to do with it?

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)

A jacuzzi has everything to do with it

apparently.

(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:35, archived)

hell yeah.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)

wrong song?

You might call the wrath of God on me..
But if you try it, then you might agree...

(zonk, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:37, archived)

shouldn`t have gone after all

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)

Heh heh heh

Great stuff. I am liking this muchly.

(

FoldsFive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:07, archived)

haha!

Never ask for directions when you have a speech impediment

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)

haha

did you see jackass - the movie. Very silly, but it cracked me up how they kept sneaking up on people and buzzing large chunks out of their hair.

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)

`fraid not

I`m not allowed out much!

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)

probably a good thing

how's the missus? has she kept you up doing drunk Karaoke with her mates lately?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)

you know when you do something stupid, and then repeat the same mistake a second time

and then a third time?

she`s got 3 of them bloody Sing Star games now :\

she had Claire* over on Friday night, and within 20 minutes I had to leave the room with a migraine

OH! I videoed it on my phone.. must dig that out :)

*cos obviously everybody knows Claire, right?

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)

I know 'of' Claire, yes.

now track me down and show me the video clip

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)

will do

need to find summat to convert the nasty .3gp first :/

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:27, archived)

wheres rachel ? under the floorboards !?!??!?!!?

and woo and yay

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)

she`s taking the hamster for a walk...

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)

on a vaguely related note i saw two rats at work today

one was squashed and dead and one was very cute and lovely.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)

Hahaha

and woo, Sir

(

JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)

Tssk

need eyes in the back of your head, you do...

(

JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)

ha ha

pfff

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)

TEH PUN

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)

hahaha

woo!

(

tipassoi, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)

hahaha!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)

arf!

(

sosumi, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)

just cutting the grass when..

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)

great picture

wild lens flare

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)

you realised

god was chasing you?

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)

racist!

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)

My soul is blackened

My life is empty
I Lie awake
Motionless

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)

emo!

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:07, archived)

nice stylee!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)

nicely!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)

...

old joke

(devilstick, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)

Arf :)

"I'm afraid I'll have to put your dog down"
"Why's that?"
"Because he's fucking heavy"

(

FoldsFive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)

ha ha!

(

grey matter, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)

pffft

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)

pffft!

(

tipassoi, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)

Here's some good kitten pics you guys can use for photoshopping.

www.messybeast.com/freak-face.htm

(Hairy Midget, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)

Noooooooo

Denied!

(

JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)

I don't see what photoshop can add to this

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)

Been there before..

Good site, tho'.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)

New, from Apple

(

Govan, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:57, archived)

The Apple MacDonald's.

(

IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)

you know their

apple pies are actually swede with some apple sause in it...

none of it is real... their fruit is probably shaped horse carcuses.

bastards.

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)

And I expect you believe

ducks' quacks don't echo as well?

(

IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)

that's

just silly. sound is produces by the vibration of air molecules. the fact that a ducks voice should produce a different sort of vibration is ridiculous and the theory that that would cause the sound not to echo is also stupid.

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)

Oh the irony.

(

IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)

;0)

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)

the i mac

or the big appel

can it make burgers

(

rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)

McBook, with Fries

I was more aiming at the MacBook (bloody silly name). I thought there's be more Apple Zealot's here. *Ducks*

(

Govan, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)

4x fater than what

the service i get

(

rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:07, archived)

needs perspective....

then ic ould be a BIG mac

(The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)

Not worthy of its own thread, but this might be of interest to some... www.tamu.edu/chr/

(

BamaSS, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)

what is it

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)

a slightlley different glasscocx

(

hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)

sorry mate, but that's glasscock

(

grey matter, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)

apple

mactop?

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)

Woo

Clever and stylish . . . . . . unlike apple

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)

further attempts at soulful house

simple but hopefully it works

(The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)

lovely stuff

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)

Pretty!

But what? No iPod?

(

setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)

thank god

it's cool as it is

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)

Amen!

(

setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)

I wanted a new desktop

img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/Saotome8/metropolis.gif

So I made one

posting mostly because it's been a while

(

The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:54, archived)

mmmm

tracing

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:57, archived)

yeah

thought about using a direct screen capture of maria as a desktop.
but I couldn't find any in good quality, so I traced one

(

The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)

good idea

This way you don't have any nasty noise over the image, too.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)

Metropolis!

Robot Maria was the inspiration of C3PO.

*fact*

PS - Does anyone know where I can get a still of Rotwang holding the flashlight in the tunnels? I found a low-quality one on the internet awhile back. I'd like one movie-poster quality.

The still of this drawing: www.leninimports.com/metropolis_rotwang_menaces_maria.html

(

setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)

hmm

I've got metropolis on DVD
if you have an Idea about when in the movie it is
I might be able to capture it

(

The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)

I'm not sure of the time it happens...

and being silent, the scene times depend on if you have subtitles or inserted frames with the captions (inserted frames add time).

But it is after Maria shows Fredder the secret meeting place in the catacombs, and Joh orders Rotwang to give the robot Maria's likeness. Rotwang chases her through the catacombs and catches her.

I only have a pirated VHS from 20 years ago (yes, it's the Georgio Morodor version - the shame!)

(

setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)

sorry

I found the scene
but the quality is too poor
cheap ass DVD
you can't even see if he's there

(

The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)

I have the DVD as well.. what's the approx.

time?

(Harry, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)

Here you go (in case you spaz back to here)

harryd.net/temp/hel.jpg
harryd.net/temp/rotwang.jpg

(Harry, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)

You should get the

fancy Friedrich Wilhelm Murnau Stiftung version :P

On a related note.. did they ever publish a proper DVD of Die Frau Im Monde?

(Harry, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)

Looks like Teh Quo on teh forehead.

(

cupboardy, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)

Someday you'll be telling all this to a psychiatrist

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)

Non-entity Big Brother number 2

Gorgeous George the fucking traitor.
I'll sell my Grandmother for magic beans

Jodie Munter

(

Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:52, archived)

30 seconds filter job

(

pfft.

I dare you to reproduce it then.

edit:/ obviously within 30 minutes if not 30 seconds.

(

Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)

What's wrong with filters

if the results are good? Why are some functions of image manipulation software good, and others bad? I don't get that.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)

I love filters.

Just in this case it was all stretch/morph/blend then overpaint/multiply, copy layer overpaint smudge/dodge/burn/ more smudge and multiply. If the same result can be got in 30 seconds with a filter then please, somebody tell me how and save me the time and effort.

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)

Haha

Very nice.

Also
Did i just see that James Blunt parody by eclectech on Ch4 news?

I swear i did

(voodoo_economics, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:53, archived)

You did indeed.

Congrats to ecletech.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:54, archived)

Hoorays!

I hope they gave her credit...

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Strawberry Dragon, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)

yeah, they put the web address.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)

pffft!

really? rah!
someone just emailed me but i knew nothing about it...

edit: arf. yes. that might explain the traffic spike in the last 10 minutes.

edit edit: re-reads email. nice b3ta person emailed. ta cr3ative :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)

you are famous.

can I touch you?

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)

pffft!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)

I once

chased a page 3 girl around Aintree race course for ITV news whilst I was dressed as superman in custard filled wellingtons.

We can touch each other ;)

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)

yay for eclectech!

Congratulisations..

but am i the only one wandering what that was doing on the news of all programs?

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kingkong., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)

damnit;

that's what happens when you turn off the tv to go look at b3ta!
:-(

Congrats!

(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)

hahahha!

first time i'd seen that.

the helicopter and shark at the end just make it :)

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:27, archived)

flip that`s a bit nice

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:07, archived)

The Dreaded Mona Lisa...

(Jansen, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)

haha

*waits for someone to do emona lisa*

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:52, archived)

if that

hasnt been done ill eat my hat

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:53, archived)

would

(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)

for no particular reason at all

Freaky baby on a donkey.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)

who needs reason?

Gaahh!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:54, archived)

no ordinary garden shed

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)

hahahaha

threadjack: just scrolled down and saw the emo posts, i think "tickle me emo" has been well and truly done, i did one yonks ago...

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)

Real Slashed Wrists!

hahaha!

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)

There is a lot of discrimination against these kind of people,

and grouping them under the name of "emo" is quite unpleasant and a terrible reflection of society today.

(LostSoul1990, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)

*points*

EEEEEEEEEEMMMOOOOOOOOO!

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:52, archived)

Whacha gonna do?

cry?

Why are The Cure there anyway?! I like The Cure!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:53, archived)

ah well

in the 80's the cure were considered emo, or whatever the equivalent name was then

i love the cure too :-)

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)

GOTHIC

:P

Or "Death Rock"

*shows age*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)

hahaha!

"death rock" sounds great :-P

me = young whippersnapper

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:57, archived)

It's funny though

how EXTREME it all became.

When I was younger (like 16-19) all it took to be Gothic was a cross necklace, dyed black hair and some eye shadow.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)

The Cure actually denied ever being a Gothic band.

They disliked their goth fans as well.

(LostSoul1990, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)

Your username

is EMO!!!

statement is true though...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)

just read their profile too

we got a genuine emo on our hands

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)

Not sure what 'genuine' means

in this context. It's probably the Duke of Prunes anyway :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)

shh...

he/she will get offended.

Z0MG EM0!!! R0T61!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:07, archived)

^THIS^

The CUre are NOT emo...

Though, to be in fact.. EMO kids are the current equivalent of Gothic kids...

(which I was one)

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)

hahahaha you emo!

*groups*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)

How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)

just leave it dark man, just leave it

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:57, archived)

none thay like the dark

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:57, archived)

I'l bite

how many?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:57, archived)

don't care

let the whiny bastards cry in the dark

</harsh-version>

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Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)

ah, but ...

it is a fantastic meme :)

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Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)

Ooh.

Yes.

..woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)

haha

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)

Hahaha

I like that

haven't seen you around here much lately

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)

busy busy

real life and all that.
Plus the last time I was here I was drunk and the wife caught me sharpening swords and shouting obscenities at the screen so I was banished for a while.

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)

I like it

It's a bit "what now right"

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)

Both Govenors!

But the shed isn't.

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cupboardy, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)

haaaaaaahahahahahahahahaahahahhhhahahahahahahahahahahaha.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)

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toadfish, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)

I'm not happy with this because it is quite offensive to homosexuals.

(LostSoul1990, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)

well you are on the wrong site

if you are ofended easerly

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:53, archived)

im offended that your offended

(-captain_fourstring-, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)

Yes

to say that we like Abba is quite insulting

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JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)

It's PC Gone Mad!

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cupboardy, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:07, archived)

ABBA ARE GAY?!

All this time . . .

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)

The would never suspect...

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)

needs more smug bastard to be real!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)

couldn't get rid of that smug cnut this year

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)

now that's real!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:47, archived)

This one is a fake

No wine

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Three Dog Man, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)

Smug pea...

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Three Dog Man, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:52, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)

re-re-repost

(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)

Oh thank you thank you thank you.

I fucking *knew* I knew his face.

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cupboardy, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)

yay! ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)

No Bridge

(Woody999, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)

he seems to be protected

by a layer of toothpaste.

woo!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)

Its fin must be right up his ass

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)

Crikey!

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)

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