don't let my life
become a meme.
I already lack a strong personality, this could cause the interwebs to eat me forever.
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I already lack a strong personality, this could cause the interwebs to eat me forever.
that's a chapter of my life
that I'm trying to forget...
I never even knew your name...
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I never even knew your name...
tah!
i think it was that one or this one
that won me chairmanship of the Official B3ta CDC Club
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:14,
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that won me chairmanship of the Official B3ta CDC Club
the point of the magenta cock
is that it enables you to put a cock in a picture or anim without it being nsfw, because no boss could reasonably mistake it for porn.
they are not intrinsically funny.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:21,
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they are not intrinsically funny.
they were when I used to draw them in my workbooks
when I was about 12
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i like the tom cruise on, don't know where it went
or who it was. it was ace
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Spotted while on holiday
And yes, I know it's not RPS today, but... meh
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And yes, I know it's not RPS today, but... meh
Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!
WOO!
that am ace, and deadly as well, i hope you've kept it fed and watered.
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WOO!
that am ace, and deadly as well, i hope you've kept it fed and watered.
Crikey, that's scary!
Reminds me of Resident Evil
...hope this is not...Chris's blood....
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:27,
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...hope this is not...Chris's blood....
i wish that every day.
every bitter unfulfilling day of my wretchéd life.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:23,
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A band very popular with farmers.
They're always going on aoput them as far as I know
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You're thinking of
the Yugoslavian AAR - the tribute band, YAAR for short
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of course.
I once knocked a girl unconscious while dancing to one of their songs.
Think it was
"everybody do the WALK THE FUCKING PLANK YOU BASTARDS!"
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Think it was
"everybody do the WALK THE FUCKING PLANK YOU BASTARDS!"
A classic, and no mistake.
Incidentally, what happened to the girl?
/needlessly cruel blog
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/needlessly cruel blog
Who are all these people?!
Having fantastic musical knowledge, all I can assume is that they must fall in to that talentless black hole of a category called "American pop rock"
;P
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;P
hahaha
I saw My Chemical Romance on Channel 4 at the weekend. I'm impressed with how they've rebranded 'cock rock' for a new generation.
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I think they're
these new-fangled 'emu' bands. Not for the likes of us codgers, mr. toast! :P
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He is
probably pissed off because his right side has been completley removed and his intestines are all wrong.
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Not the only one to have that skill either.
/cock sucking lessons blog
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:56,
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/cock sucking lessons blog
arrghh
a spaffing cdc in a dogs gob!
I love b3ta - when I woke up this morning I didn't think i'd be seeing that this afternoon.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:58,
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I love b3ta - when I woke up this morning I didn't think i'd be seeing that this afternoon.
funny,
when i woke up this morning, i knew it was just a matter of time before someone posted a spaffing cdc in a dog's gob on b3ta.
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pffft! pugs. sounds like some kind of free crisps accesoire.
anyway, i'm off for four days with mrs. johnson.
cheers!
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cheers!
PUMPKINCIDE!
Yay - I won the pumpkin competition at a fancy dress party with my carving titled 'PUMPKINCIDE!'
I am giving myself 2 woos and a yay for this blatant waste of a sunday afternoon.
Woo
Woo
&
Yay
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:47,
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Yay - I won the pumpkin competition at a fancy dress party with my carving titled 'PUMPKINCIDE!'
I am giving myself 2 woos and a yay for this blatant waste of a sunday afternoon.
Woo
Woo
&
Yay
good job you weren't around this morning
an 890kb .jpb was a joy sight to behold.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:50,
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a photo
of about a billion pixels squared. to be fair they edited it down when it was pointed out
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:56,
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same again
some pics of pumpkins. they were very nice but 890kb, it was fucking ludicrous
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:56,
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oh i think i saw them
but i got them when they were smallified.
They were certainly very wooed up.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:57,
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They were certainly very wooed up.
do not covet your neighbours oxen
i'd like you see you break that rule.
take photos and make sure we can clearly see your face.
*calls rspca*
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:59,
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take photos and make sure we can clearly see your face.
*calls rspca*
there's pumkin guts everywhere
here - have this utterly random piece of plop
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:50,
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lovely
;)
Just kidding mate. You do get that? Mate? Matey?
Aaaaarrrrhgghgh!
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Just kidding mate. You do get that? Mate? Matey?
Aaaaarrrrhgghgh!
Eeek!
I is teh feered!
edit: It's very good. I especially like the way that the man and woman at the front spaz about when the monster twiddles the roundabout. :)
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:39,
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edit: It's very good. I especially like the way that the man and woman at the front spaz about when the monster twiddles the roundabout. :)
you cant woo a woo
that would be the end of the board as we know it!
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I had no intention of doing such an evil thing.
Had I? Or have I already done it or already planned doing it? Or planned planning doing it or not doing it.
I am eight confused now. :-|
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I am eight confused now. :-|
normally, the answer to your questions would be here
www.4rthur.com/dict.php?letter=H
Hi cockalorum is a way to woo a picture used to woo something else
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:56,
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Hi cockalorum is a way to woo a picture used to woo something else
Yes.
These are strange times we're living in when mySql errors roam the interwebs at will and unchecked. Strange times indeed.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:00,
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Haha
From where you take these films from, I can guess where your window is :)
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hehe
i'd go crazy if that was outside my window. I can see both the piers though
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:42,
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A fun place to live
You'll have a ringside seat for 'Fatboys' christmas do (I hear he's bought some new albums for the occasion).
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That is the best thing I have seen in ages!!!
Most wonderful
w/y/h/p
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:41,
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w/y/h/p
Whoah
this am very good
1000 x woo, good sir
It'll take a nation of millions to hold him back
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:43,
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1000 x woo, good sir
It'll take a nation of millions to hold him back
chapati chapati chapati chapati chapati chapati chapati chapati chapati chapati
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:48,
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Haha, ace.
I love the two people bottom middle and right, dancing away. They're loving it.
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jesus christ i hate you so much i want your babies.
share the talent please!
as a fellow south coaster (hastings) dont suppose i could interest you (or anyone else who can make it) to a brighton b3ta bash?
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:52,
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as a fellow south coaster (hastings) dont suppose i could interest you (or anyone else who can make it) to a brighton b3ta bash?
Christ you live in Hastings?
I'm so sorry, it's like Nizhny Novgorod without the smiles.
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ha!
tell me about.
i like to describe it as a lovely place, if you're into chavs and murder.
my deputy headteacher when i was at school got sent down for murdering his foster daughter with a tentpeg, and lying about his teaching qualifications
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i like to describe it as a lovely place, if you're into chavs and murder.
my deputy headteacher when i was at school got sent down for murdering his foster daughter with a tentpeg, and lying about his teaching qualifications
I know the story well, a close friend used to work with him at the time!
The only redeeming of Hastings is at least it isn't St Leonards Warrior Square.
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OK
im going to officialy shit my pants, i just checked your profile and noticed you work for the NHS, me too, and i (properly) live in st leonards (not warrior square). where are you? are you watching me?
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Haha
I live near Ashford, not in it thank fuck, so you're safe (for now).
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:12,
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I work for the NHS too. Northampton...
/butting in uninterestingly blog
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:23,
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/butting in uninterestingly blog
Spiffing
The music reminds me of Coldcut's classic mashup, More Beats & Pieces
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:57,
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excellent as usual
the music at the start reminds me of Mark Summers "Summers Magic"
*starts having acid flashbacks*
*edit - don't suppose anyone has an mp3 of that? I've only got it on an old scratched bit of vinyl
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:03,
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*starts having acid flashbacks*
*edit - don't suppose anyone has an mp3 of that? I've only got it on an old scratched bit of vinyl
And they told us it's being removed for Winter...
They lied! Teh lizard ate it!
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Arf!
That's really made me smile
It may be related to a cat though I think, the way it just pops up curiously when it notices something moving, plays for a brief time and then loses interest
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:29,
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It may be related to a cat though I think, the way it just pops up curiously when it notices something moving, plays for a brief time and then loses interest
he's going about that
in a roundabout way isn't he?
Excellent stuff!
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:58,
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Excellent stuff!
really very nice :)
I often wonder, Why don't we marry? Gay is the new Straight
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:37,
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Eek *scares easily*.
I have Cup-A-Soups! I shall now survive the winter!
*survives*
Yay!
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:32,
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I have Cup-A-Soups! I shall now survive the winter!
*survives*
Yay!
Like a hug in a mug
Mugs incidentally are just cups who've been to the gym
FACT!
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FACT!
Gleee!
Very nice! Luckily no trick or treaters came to our house this year, so I got to eat all the sweets! YAY!
Edit: And amazing drawing by the way, love the vest/dungerees he wears XD
Edit 2: Just noticed the shading on the hair as well, so much detail... rawr!
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:33,
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Edit: And amazing drawing by the way, love the vest/dungerees he wears XD
Edit 2: Just noticed the shading on the hair as well, so much detail... rawr!
tis a vest
I think I'm going to do more work on this character, his name shall be: Emo Elf!
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:40,
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Yeah do more!
But he's grinning too much to be emo I think... he should be Mansy, the Mischievous Elf!
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:52,
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Yay! Lovely!
We put a Jack-o-Lantern out last night.
When we got home it was still intact, but someone had nicked the candle...
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:37,
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When we got home it was still intact, but someone had nicked the candle...
If I lived in Birmingham
They would have smashed the lid in, hotwired the pumpkin and reversed it into an off licence :D
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Good for you
I hid in my room, I think I may employ JJ's beartrap idea for next year though!
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:41,
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The novelty wore off for Mrs Montoya when I refused to take it off for bed
She kept waking up to see darth vader snoring next to her.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:44,
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hhhhhgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh - puh
hgggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh-puh
I can imagine how that would put you off!
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I can imagine how that would put you off!
Damn, you've seen through my weak deception
They had it coming those little tarts!
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:45,
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I only know because...
*dramatic pause*
I was that letterbox! *sobs*
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:47,
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I was that letterbox! *sobs*
WHAT?
you mean you didn't go in dry?
and you call yourself a man?!
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:52,
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and you call yourself a man?!
awww!
on tv today there was a black leopard kittin but i felt bad for it because it was on a chain and it should be in the wild, but it was beautiful.
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The sick one's just mad at the world
for losing her uterus and gaining rheumatisms in a forthnight :(
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:34,
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your cat is in perfect timing
with the FK-EK Vocal remix of Ride a White Horse by goldfrapp. trippy.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:37,
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good god your music taste isn't too good is it?
you are teh emo AICMFP
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:43,
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Hey, she's only wee
She'll learn.
/edit: pffffffft!! You can talk! Raging Speedhorn!
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:48,
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/edit: pffffffft!! You can talk! Raging Speedhorn!
well apparantly 'emo is dead'
so all they can do is learn.
edit: oh come on it's just one of those gigs you have to see, especially a last ever tour gig. besides, free beer and weed. not complaining to that at all.
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edit: oh come on it's just one of those gigs you have to see, especially a last ever tour gig. besides, free beer and weed. not complaining to that at all.
Good riddance, I say!
A lazy stereotype employed by lazy journos.
I want my music specifically labelled, and I want it done now! For example, Panic! are listed under "Pantomime-Vegas-Pop-rock-Top-Hat-core" Actually, that's rubbish. I might just delete this...
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:57,
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I want my music specifically labelled, and I want it done now! For example, Panic! are listed under "Pantomime-Vegas-Pop-rock-Top-Hat-core" Actually, that's rubbish. I might just delete this...
and are utter trash
anything that can be listed so specifically is doomed to be mainstream trash for mindless idiots. Also most things with 'post' or 'core' end up being generic crap.
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this man was never interested in panic from the start
i accidentally walked in on a gig at the barfly and they were utter fucking trash from the minute they walked on stage. i was so pissed off i apporached whoever the fuck the lead singer was to tell him to his face what i thought of his so called 'music'
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:08,
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i must say
i think my music taste is quite good...but i would say that. and you think you're music taste is so much better? with music there's no wrong or right. there's only opinion.
AICMFP
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:01,
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AICMFP
i know my music taste isnt 'good' but thats because it's hated by the majority
from what i can see your taste is the opposite and is fairly mainstream. but that's my opinion and this is a place for opinions. AICMFPB
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Ordinarily I would agree
But The Feeling are JUST. PLAIN. WRONG!
GRRR ARRGGH!H!H!H11!!
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:07,
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GRRR ARRGGH!H!H!H11!!
panic fucking suck
as do fallout.
your pic is good none the less
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:17,
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your pic is good none the less
thank you.
but...i think you're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak...
/Chris Morris blog
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:19,
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/Chris Morris blog
i have newfound respect for you
unfortunately panic still fucking suck.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:20,
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I learnt how to draw with newspapers and draing moustahes on people
you can tell
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:21,
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erm...
well, i sorta taught myself, but at the same time, i find inspiration here and on TW, as well as getting tips from mofaha. why?
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:23,
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we still have furry kittens
furry zombie killin kittens v zombie bunnies!!
gore, teh fluff and humous!
what a film that would make
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:51,
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gore, teh fluff and humous!
what a film that would make
zomg teh zombie rabbits!!
this is the best thing I have seen all day!
'clicky'
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:18,
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'clicky'
Ace woo for the original
but this thing here^^^^^ really tickles my pickle!
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:30,
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available soon as a t-shirt
as soon as i order them and finish the site.
if you email me at simonallan79 at yahoo dot co dot uk i will email you back when they're available :)
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:34,
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if you email me at simonallan79 at yahoo dot co dot uk i will email you back when they're available :)
huh?
did anyone see the Secret Policeman's Ball last night?
Wasn't Natalie Imbruglia looking extra lovely
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:11,
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Wasn't Natalie Imbruglia looking extra lovely
yup.
i got e-mailed that mine fella doing his thing solo the other week, but she made it better
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:14,
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I thought Russell Brand was funny
for the first time ever
so I've decided to wipe the slate with him
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:15,
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so I've decided to wipe the slate with him
^This
He seems to be trying to sound a bit like Frank Spencer, which is annoying and affected. But most amusing last night.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:34,
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yepski,
she was looking spluffable indeed, and her bit was ver' funny too.
i'd seen that guy do his routine before, but when she joined in it was a lovely touch.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:15,
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i'd seen that guy do his routine before, but when she joined in it was a lovely touch.
yeh, me too and yes it was
especially as she was singing live too
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:15,
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AARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the mantid is attacking, release the giant insect spray!
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:08,
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theres my afternoon gone having that going around in my head for the next few hours...
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:05,
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yes.......yes!
you take your bloody coat, and you just jolly well bugger off.
you could have just as easily put this in the original thread.
edit: ignore me, i'm emo-nazi. it's all just a cry for help
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:04,
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you could have just as easily put this in the original thread.
edit: ignore me, i'm emo-nazi. it's all just a cry for help
*accepts*
well, it all started about a month ago, when my mom refused to buy me that eyeliner. i knew she'd hated me all along......
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:10,
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smokes da reefer in da caaaanaaaah?
While getting on the bus wiv ya day-say-vaaaaah?
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:30,
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we just had a 'Fab Kebab' open up
in front of our house, but they close an hour before the pubs.
/pointless blog
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:05,
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/pointless blog
before?
fantastic pre-pub kebabic action!
Sounds like a twonk idea, wouldn't you be sick then before you go out and not after?
It'll never take off.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:07,
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Sounds like a twonk idea, wouldn't you be sick then before you go out and not after?
It'll never take off.
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