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whats in the box

whats the cat see in the box .. add your own items :)

(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)

That is one of the scariest things I have ever seen!

Just look at them socks and shoes!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)

is that captain spalding?

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)

Well duh! He can see a severed clown's head...

AICMFP

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)

In my experience cats see two things in boxes.

The first thing they see is lotsandlotsandlots of fun.

The second thing they see is a litter tray.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)

Cap'n, I have to tell you - that's my favouritest post of the day.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)

;-) You bum me.

It's ok, I likes it...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)

I've spent a while warming you up now, so you should do =D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)

dirty bastard.....

I take it when we've got the demo cut you want a copy?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)

Hell yes!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)

I shall see what I can do.

I won't promise anything, depends on how many we print, when we get around to it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)

I'm happy to pay.

Real money, like.

Or download.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)

wowzers!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)

Or exchange for a copy of ours when it's done?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)

*raises an eyebrow* eeeenterestink....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)

i see one thing in boxes:

ROBOT COSTUME!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)

YES!

Hooray for robot costumes!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)

mictogirl confiscated the last big box we had

because i kept bumping into things while i was wearing it :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)

Haha! That's my second favouritest post of the day.

So if it's only confiscated, when are you getting it back?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)

it was recycled :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)

Someone left 2 robot costumes lying around

at my work one time, I think I have a picture somewhere

/fascinating true story

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)

'ningles micto

i've been on a short vacation for the past two days
so tell again: how's your new workplace? It seems you can't post as much as before...

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)

this was my halloween

it was ace, tho i couldn't bend my legs to sit down. and i destroyed it in a drunken explosion of limbs later in the evening.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)

I never thought I'd call you sweet

but that was quite sweet, if I'm honest.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)

i am incredibly sweet

as well you know

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)

When?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)

all the time, you bastard

see?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)

Socks?

Clocks?
Locks?
Foxes Cocks?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)

haha

Billy the Fish was great

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)

hehe

you made me think of this www.armory.com/tests/seuss.html
Well not you personally...

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)

i shall add the cat and perform a schrodingers experiment

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)

*Rumble*

Oooh.. I just heard a Waveform Collapse...
Or Something

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)

Schrödinger's cat is un-dead

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)

I have long held this theory.

www.geocities.com/afinkawan/CATS.htm

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)

i gave up after a bit

once i realised it was just bollocks

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)

*bookmarks, overwhelmed by the sheer amount of text*

but WILL read it eventually

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)

It's only the first draft.

But I haven't bothered putting the edited version online anywhere yet.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)

the flaw in that thoery is that if you leave a cat in a box for long enough without opening it

it will always be dead.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)

isnt that

there is no alive or dead but ongoing and continous cat alive/dead states at the same moment

or am i drunk

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boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)

Sort of

It exists in a state of quantum flux, neither one thing nor the other until the box is opened and the act of observing makes the waveforms collapse into one or other of the probabilities.

Schroedinger meant it as a satire on quantum physics but it turned out to be a rather good analogy for it and he went on to become one of the foremost quantum physicists (and won the Nobel Prize while he was at it, but they didn't know until they looked in the envelope).

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)

does that cat know

if its alive or dead. that could be interesting.

mmmm no wonder they get 9 lives guess you gotta work it out

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boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)

You have to use

quite a stupid cat.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)

He wasn't going to win it

but by observing it they changed the outcome.

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nick the greek, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)

you're right

Schroedinger wanted to say that you can't translate quantum dynamics onto macroscopic objects that easily, because the outcome is almost always complete bollocks.

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)

not after a few days

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)

Did Schrödinger mention Airholes?

Adequate Food... A Litter Tray.. Or was he just a cruel Sod who hated Cats?

(Yep I Know it was a theoretical experiment really...)

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)

as Terry Pratchett wrote:

"Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious."

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)

You should probably note

that it's not just a cat in a box. There's also a gadget which gives a 50-50 chance of releasing poison to kill the cat within the time of the experiment. That's what makes it an equal chance of alive or dead.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)

ME KNOWINK THAT!

no, really

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)

nuke the cat

poor puss

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boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)

are those feet yours?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)

*Fearing*

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)

half masts!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)

Teh kitty am scared of teh clown!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)

Aaaaaaargh, jesus, no

get it off my screen! getitoffgetitoffgetitoff

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)

Oh good god!

Turn it offfff!!!!!!!!!!!!

(jammietarts ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)

For mediocre, he must be a fan!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)

it's a one man-bandwagon!

(what's the original?)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)

Gears of war.

x-box game.
I always milk an idea!
(keeps the hummus up)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)

/still in love with tetris

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)

Oooooh!

10/10

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)

It was most pleasing Googling Britney!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)

*checks*

I see

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)

have another tribal while we wait for the next funny picture

slowly getting the hang of these...

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)

that's fantastic

can I have that on my back please?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)

*fires up the tatoo gun*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)

just hold still for a minute

*shoulders industrial mining drill*

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)

*braces*

hang on a sec

just what are you saying here......?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)

~~I have that~~ you cum

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)

pardon?

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)

Ricky Gervais's Politics DVD came to my head,

therefore I had to voice it

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)

tat's great!

/gets coat

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McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)

that pun st....inks!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)

you're gonna

need-le do better than that!

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McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)

pack it in the ta-two of you.....

...

(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)

I'm loving that.

It's like a tribal scorpion.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)

Oh i do really like that

Am not sure about the whole tribal/celtic tattoo thing
Although that would look good on my arm

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)

very subtle....

hope you don't mind

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)

now it looks like a mask

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)

so it does.

what a hooter

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)

I thought it was a scorpion

/ink test blog

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)

it's always CDCs with you lot, isn't it?

*doesn't mind*

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)

i see them everywhere now.

the wife even painted the bedroom magenta for me as a suprize..

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)

Thats reminds me of a painting at a friend's

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)

Thats V nice

*right click, save*

Have KAPOWEE for you efforts!

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caffeinefreak, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)

if you invert it, it'd look like a scorpion

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)

Shoes.

(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)

ooooooh!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)

woo

is it missile teim?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)

hehe YES! YES it is

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)

heh!

is he riding a bream?

I do love this

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McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)

I thought it was a trout

/knows nothing about fish blog

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)

I was just trying to

get whoever created that mow your stoat/bream image to pearoast!

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McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)

wasn't that mushroom?

I dunno, really

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)

a trout

I believe

mice riding breams is a bit silly, wouldn't you agree?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)

why yes, it is

(dognutz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)

Missiles eh?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)

well what goes up and all that...

(dognutz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)

arf! ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)

http://b3ta.com/board/6562705

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)

ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)

oddly,

I've been listening to King Missile this last hour

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)

My mate Tim Eyles had a sister who is a teacher. Until she got married recently she was know to her pupils as

Miss. Eyles! :D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)

Ironically, her new surname is "de Targetandhitaschool"

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)

Hahahaha!

Can't see any shoes though, are you sure they're not rocket pants?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)

Oh No

This reminds me of that horrible AA advert - it makes me feel sick its so crap.
WTF do rocket boots have to do with the AA?

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)

mayb if theyhad rocket boots

they might get to ya quicker

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)

I have no idea.

But judging by the way he moves about on them, they are also anti-gravity boots which makes me question why they need rockets at all.

/reads too much sci-fi blog

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)

and also magnetic

tho they cut off the end of the ad where he gets mangled in the workings of the cement mixer.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)

If only

It really does bother me THAT much.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)

and...

why doesnt he burn the kid's face off when he's flying away from the car with them pointing right at her bonce?

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megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:51, archived)

NIKE air-mix

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)

cool shoes!

TJ: Is it just me who finds it a bit odd that most of the people who post image challenge suggestions never actually contribute much to the board themselves... b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/

WHATAREWE?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)

Well spotted

Like the bbc anim on there, very funny.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)

Please also note

that most of the compo suggestions are just rubbish which suggests that maybe they can't think of anything good to post on the board either.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)

dodgy curry last night i would expect.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)

Don't forget ot tie 'em!!

Nice.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)

Nice shoes boy!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)

R.A.C.?

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)

NEW SHOOOOEOEEEES!

Hello Man Who Fell Asleep

I can't remember if I mentioned a while ago, but I very much enjoyed reading your book. Have you got plans for another at any point?

Also, will your book be picked up by any Hollywood producer at any point and be turned into a "Major Motion Picture"?
I would like to see Jerry Bruckheimer's treatment of your book, especially a live action, stunt-packed version of that chapter
where you meet that person and converse. I would laugh so much my underpants would be sset on fire and then I'd have
third degree burns all around my anus.

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The Neville What what what, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)

Ha ha ha!

It's funny because it is true :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)

hahahaha

made me do a large guffaw type noise

woo yay

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)

For some reason this made me want to do this...

(geekboy Hillbilly., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)

Very fancy shoes

by the looks of it.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)

Incoming!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)

WOO!

That made me wee!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)

haha - woo!

excellent

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)

Pffft!

Ace.

But for some reason, at first glance I thought the kid was sitting on loads of rashers of bacon. I must be hungry.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)

This

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)

yes. babies are tasty

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)

For some reason i thought

the missile was a pair of bellows

i must be cold

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)

Agggagaggaggbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbbrrrrrglglgrbrbagagg

Splat.

Nicely done!

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)

WOO!

*awaits baby boom*

/bad pun blog

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)

You had to, didn't you?

I was going to do that as the title, but thought better of it.

That'll learn me, then.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)

you're welcome

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)

you better get ready, in that case...

*hands industrial size jar of lube*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)

yes!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)

what a superb expression...

Woo!

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)

hahaha!!

is that mini me - age 16?

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McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)

A Split Second Later...

...the Golden Child stopped the missile with the power of thought alone.

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)

Err, no he didn't.

mainly because I'd already pushed him through a chicken wire fence so hard that he came out the other side as a bowl of chips.

/psychopathic serial killer blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)

braw!

have some chips with... oh, wait a sec

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McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)

That looks like a Trident D5

_.

I'll get my coat.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)

run Ant, Run! (or Dec, depending upon which one it is)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)

use your stupidly long tongue anteater

get 'im!

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)

If only that were real...

*wishes hard - so, so hard*

Woo!

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)

haha!!

lovely stuff

'edit' would be lully animated!

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McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)

I was thinking that very same thing

If you're watching mm - you're welcome to do so ;)

if not, I might have a go tomorrow

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)

I had a bash at that downwards scrolling stuff

that worked...... :(

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McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)

Hehe!

Get him get him!

*Awaits animated version*

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)

No Ant, No!

Stop and be sucked up by the anteater!!
Woo!

I said up!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)

Isnt that Dec?

;D

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)

I HAVE NO IDEA

I just guessed

I had a 50% chance of being right

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)

well i think it's amusing.

can never tell which one is which,
they are both annoying little shits.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)

I can't believe that you lot don't know...

They always stand in order from left to right as you look at your telly.

Ant and Dec.

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Micro Prawnvica, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)

Hahahahaha!

I can't believe no-one's done this before.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)

He's not sure

is it an ant or a dec ?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)

Dictionary:

Decade: noun, Ant

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)

Hahaha!

I wonder what a deceater looks like

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)

ten times worse?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)

But just as welcome.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)

Hahaha thats cracking!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)

Lovely!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)

hahahaha

don;t run! get eaten!
*gets paint in eyes*

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)

What's that in his hand?

Is it a fish?

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)

Erm...

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)

'prays that's a monkey beer'

woo!

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McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)

well if that ain't some pissage right there

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)

'clinks beer'

cheers!

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)

cheers!

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)

I hope that those are monkey beers

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)

well gawd daiim!

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)

Well, in that case - and wooo!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)

yesterday's version...

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)

That's fab.

More of these, please!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)

I'll rack my brains

*racks*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)

*stretches*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)

Spears of war

with teh Britbrit?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)

Pfft!

Made me larf arf arf!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)

woo

seargent stella and captain kronenburg to the rescue

(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)

I went to the Orange shop with a friend at lunchtime and I wish I'd had the balls to do this...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)

Hahaha Woo!

Nice work Mr Kerry!

*click*

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)

hahaha!

this is why my mobile phone has stayed uncharged for four years.bugger them all.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)

I really wanna say that now!!

(madeinyorkshire Now available in poof flavour, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)

arf!

loves it long time

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)

hahaha

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)

Haha I'm sure you do!

I know I'm going to use that when I'm going for a new phone

whenever that'll be

/has 6 year old phone blog

/edit: next time, ask for oranges

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)

That's obviously what the yobs at my local garage thought

When they nicked them all

oh and also hahahaha

(

A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)

Ha ha

Excellent
Woo yay

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)

but, I thought that was her flask?

(

The BrownHaze, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)

Hahaha

I was thinking of that sex shop joke too!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)

Hahaha!

Do it!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)

haha

wonderful

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)

Hahaa !

Have a slice of woobarb pie young man !

(

rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)

Arf!

Smallir phones!

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)

Hah

Although I expected a black joke.. :(

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)

Dunno how this one isn't a bindun - 'twas a while ago, this 'un

MAD SKILLZ OR WHAT? Fo' shizzle...

Yours, teh n00b.

(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)

Haha! Welcome aboard.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)

heh

can't tell what you've 'shopped!

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)

it's really seamless

*squints*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)

Is this hippo worthy or not?

edit: not then. Hippo retracted

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)

Does that Hippo have

Elijah Wood's eyes?

(

A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)

No, they're not as big as Elijah Wood's.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)

What isn't?

Huh what were we talking about?

(

A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)

Eyes!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)

Whose?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)

No, EYES!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)

But theres no EYES

(

A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)

and

i have no eye ~~deer~~ hippo what you're talking about

(

A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)

...then,

How does he ~~smell~~ look?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)

go on!

go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)

I ph34r j0r 1337 sk1llz0rZ

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)

excellent

now edit your last post like we asked

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)

Yeah, what Mr Toast said.

Use my tutorial if you like =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)

can you perhaps expand on point c) a little?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)

Certainly.

c) Big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)

haha

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)

Arf!

Woo and welcome.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)

Great minds, etc. etc.

But welcome anyway...

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)

pfft

way to blow the n00b out of the water, doc.

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)

l33t sKiLlz0Rs

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)

better out than in?

bigger not better

and in other penguin related news i've just seen this fishki.net/comment.php?id=15357
may have some nsfw ads around it.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)

Yay for penguins!

Is that 'Happy Feet' out yet?
Wonder if its any good.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)

dunno, but i'll keep reposting this 'til more people like it.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)

hahaha!!!

lully, in a morbid sort of way!

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)

he's not dead, just pissed.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)

phew

I thought he was about to be buried in ice!

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)

Have a pearoast, just to get that giant pic off the top of the board

I thank ya.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)

well,

it gets a woo from me!

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)

They were a lovely couple. Really.

My First Ev4r Challenge Entry - and post!
Enjoy... It's too big, innit? Wange!

(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)

awesome

(

Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

I think maybe NSFW on some level....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

you look at some bizarre porn.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)

COMIC SANS!

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)

stemill?

is that you?

'ignores anyway'

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)

Bigger! Bigger!

And call the seam police!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)

yay 4 teh comic sans

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)

Yes its too big, aim for 50k

you can do that by simply halving the size, we'll still be able to read it.

But you lose masses of nice points for calling PETA Twatstards, and in return in their honour I shall call you a fucking stupid n00b twunt.

*EDIT - better but still a way off the suggested 50. I assume it's deliberately that size and artifacty and its some kind of point you're making?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)

Bapsies

is my new word of the hour

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)

Wange!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)

A new world order?

Arrghh its the bapsies! Run away!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)

it's OK, my word hour finished at 20 past

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)

there!!!

_BIGGER

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)

*squints*

Kramer?

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)

guess again

and NING all!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)

There's a tutorial on resizing pictures.

It's here...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)

Yaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhgggh*coff!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)

:D EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*loves*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)

I want you to do a me zombie :(

but I fear I am not important enough....

Edit: How rude,

Woo!

Edit Edit: Also, is that Zig or Zag imprinted on it in blood also?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)

same here :(

*buys book on how to become important on b3ta*

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)

Me three

*writes book on how to become popular*
*book fails because author knows nothing about the subject*
~~*profits*~~
*loses lots of money*

Bugger...

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)

*forms end of the waiting line about 15000 lightyears away*

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)

Step 1

Be talented or have lots of hummus
2. Keep within posting guidelines.
3. If above fails and you're not female, have a sex change.
4. erm...
5. Profit.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)

i thought it was half of strongbad's head

(

A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)

just send me a picture

the address and details are in my profile.
If I get time I will

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)

My photo is here:

www.wheelybird.plus.com/wheelybird_9165.jpg

:D

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)

*looks all shy and sheepish*

Me too Sir? Pweeze.

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)

WOW!

it is, you know!

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)

OOPS!

She's got falsies!

you can tell . . .

I thought we were still on generic zombies . . . apologies

Woo!
Vuvu still would!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

'checks'

'is unconvinced'

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)

And you wouldnt?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)

goodness me

that's a fair old zombie

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)

Wooo!

Most excellent! but now we need a new captain *cries*

(

King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)

No you don't

nuuuuurrrrrr

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)

Yay!

(

King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)

why's that?

since "pirates of the caribbean", undead zombie captains rule!

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)

Super !

I was about to say "that's the Captain isn't it" and feel important and knowledgeable

/isn't around here enough these days...

(

rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)

hooray!

needs more exposed brain, there are too many almost whole zombies around these days for my liking, zombies need more holes and rotting.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)

and why do they need extra holes?

/dirty mind blog

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)

*snigger*

(

King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)

Kramer?

(

mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)

Whomer?

(

King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)

the word *snigger*

has the word "nigger" in it. Michael Richards was caught on tape doing a "racist" tirade last friday. He played Kramer on Seinfeld.

does everything have to be explained?

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)

Why do you ask that?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)

A Friend of Mine Actually Had a Plan For Lady Zombies...

He said He'd Pull out their Finger Nails and Teeth and Keep them... And give them a warm up now and again... before *ahem* 'Use'...

Yep.. he really was hoping for a Zombie Invasion

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)

the problem with exposed brain is that it would suggest that

other zombies had partially eaten it which would basically just kill the person and not provide a new zombie.

/zombie biology and cuisine blog

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)

ZING!

/pissed on your bonfire blog

(

King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)

zing?!

who are you? that gimpy Ross bloke in Friends?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)

damn!

i am discovered! *runs*

:P

(

King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)

needs more guts then

hanging down

or a severed limb

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)

she's got her leg gnawed to the bone

and is getting her knockers out.

How is that not enough?!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)

sexy zombie!

is it intentionla that she getting her boobies out?

do zombies have zombie sex?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)

I love you.

*jumps about*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)

good

stuff!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)

Zombie Strip tease?

I'm actually Campaigning for Equal Rights for Zombies...

Eating peoples flesh is just Part of our Unique Culture.. It's what makes us Who We are...
Say it Loud Brethren
"Don't Hate for who We Ate"

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)

COR!

(

mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)

Cor!

She could chew on my brains anyday

oh and as always large woo-age

(

A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)

those blood marks on the wall

look like me

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)

Wow!*

*pun intended.

That does it, zombie pirates are definitely cooler than ninja pirates.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)

I am, thank you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)

Unlurks...

Having spotted the klu klux klan hiding behing the ice-cream van in Kahzakstan, the toucan with the durian had the master plan and got Lord Lucan to fetch the rasin bran...

(bluntpixel a bit pointless, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)

Blimey ! Wonderful !

*clicks*

(

rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)

(

Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)

ku k-joob?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)

my ku ka choo

(

Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)

Holy f'kin christ

that's intense....

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

'mindsplosion'

top work there!

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

insane

you have taken it to a new level

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)

Yay...

This must have been what it looked like in Vic Reeves Head... Back When he Was Funny...

Woo!

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)

Top marks...

The mind boggles

(Stoopid_Faaka, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)

aargh, a lurker!

is this you?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

and woo! *clicks*

(dieselmonkey, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)

That's not Lurkatron

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)

this gets a w/y/h from me

(

Funkster, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)

Ah yes,

Duran Duran's ill fated third album.

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)

Since it's cheffing season again on TV

I'm going to start chef-shopping again if no-one minds too much

and start with my favourite little fella x

(

rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)

Christ!

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)

you love teh Rhodes!

;¬)

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

I do Geoffrey, I do

and so does Gordon, I need some ideas for some new adventures, the Jamie Oliver thing got a bit tired in the end ;)

(

rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

Heston Blumenthal

eating a Taaka Dhal....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)

eating a tarka (sophie) dahl

it like a normal sophie dahl, but a little 'otter.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)

Pfft !

Helloes you !

(

rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)

hellos darlin'

i hoep you am well and i look forward to more cheffing japery.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

Cor!

Sophie Dahl!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

Shall I do a little 'otter joke?

Nah, not worth it.

/edit: mindpiss!

(

shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)

that's madness

I love it!

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

Bleeeeeee !

(

rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

Gleeeee!

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)

what's the difference between a cross-country run and Delia Smith?

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)

Voodoo !

(

rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)

who do?

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

one's a pant in the country,

and the other's a cook on the telly...
*badum tish *.

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

Euurghhh

I told that joke in a best man's speech (he's an Ipswitch fan). Went down like a shite sandwich! Funny that...

(bluntpixel a bit pointless, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)

I'll keep posting this until someone other than me likes it :D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

Well I love it !

So WOO !

(

rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)

That is Super....

Has he written a Book about this yet?
He's written a book about every other possible activity in the Universe...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)

I believe he has

and then he wrote a book about writing a book about singing while swinging on penguin rings.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)

He's Currently writing a book about you Posting a Comment...

...about all the Books he's Written...
Hopes to have it on the shelves by Friday..
(Whereupon he will write a book about that...)

Or Something.

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)

I like it too

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)

Haha

that's ace, ashally

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)

Is that what's in the top room of the Dark Tower?

I think it might be.

(

mutster101 fell over, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)

*doesn't mind one bit*

his hair freaks me out

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

same here

and for a very good reason

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)

hahaha !

that's ace !

(

rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)

not as good as yours

I forgot to give this woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)

Cheers me dears :)

(

rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)

hahaha

I knew it

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)

woo

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)

Pump Up The Toad...

Pump it up...
While your Feet Are Stompin'...
And the Crowd is Jumpin'...
Lookee Here the Parties Pumpin'

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)

Do that bonkers fruit-loop Heston Blumenthal

and his kerazzey 'gently waft pickled onion juice around the room'
*huggles*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)

Hiya !

*hugs*

(

rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

\o/

you missed me earlier . . .

The birdy pic reminded me of Mr. rabbitz nazi budgie
only nicer!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)

Aww !

He got that idea from my original carlos.....

ages ago now...his first attempt at 'shoppery bless 'im

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rabbitz, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)

I call it "Rod Hull 2006"

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

Very lush colours

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

check your Email

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

Which one?

is it a hotmail one or a grg one?

I'm only asking as I have 4 different email addresses.... ;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

grg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

It's not showing..... :-(

You could gaz me, or I can gaz you one of my hotmail addresses.....

*cries* damn work email...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

ok I've Gaz'd it :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

:D Typical work bloody email, I've just had 43 arrive in one go!

OH! OH TOASTY!

I love you best of all the animals.

Are you going to post it for all the b3tans to look at?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)

I'll do it in a sec

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)

haha

that's very funny

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

bwahahahaha

oh dear. that shouldn't be funny, but it SO is.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

Now wheres my JELLY!

(Woo)
Edit: If Emu had a TV Aeriel in it's mouth.. Now that would be Bad Taste

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

Greeeeeeen jelly!

I am him!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)

haha...

Just got all the Fist of Fun on a Hooky E-Bay Data Disc.. Hurrah...

"Tell me Rod is there another series of Emu's Pink Windmill in the Pipeline?"
"No..."

*Laughs to Stifle a sob...*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

Oof! I hate myself for laughing.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)

Hahaha Woo!

Thats so wicked!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

haha - woo!

like it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

I DREW THIS:

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)

Um....

Eh?

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)

Poor Emu

he's not been himself since Rod died :(

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)

EGADS!

Emu's put on weight since he's been out of work, hasn't he...

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)

Can you please

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

Yay!

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)

yay!

Another hippo for the hippo mill!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

Sorry comrade the link won't...

...oh wait...

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

'tis good!

should be used by doctors to check the ol' faq reflex

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

Good Stuff

Stealth Hippo

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

'Po!

Ello 'po!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

No-one's gonna fill that in unless you give them a free pen or something...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)

let's hear it for online surveys!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

Haha!

There was me preparing the Flame Thrower, too.

Good call, that fellow.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)

genius!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)

No wonder your girlfriend's in a coma

(Kammy, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)

Morrissy Dancer eh,

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

now sing it to the tune of 'tip-toe through the tulips'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

Morrisey is great

Loves the song 'Your the one for me, fatty'
Classic lyrics.

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

Look at him!!!

The depressing cunt!

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

I make that joke the other way round on stage sometimes

when I'm about to play morris tunes

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

like this?

(Kammy, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

*beats the shit out of him*

God I hate that man. Don't so much mind the smiths' music but I just can't see him without wanting to fuck him in the face with an RPG.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

Please sell tickets.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)

Oh I will.

That bastard's rich, I should be.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)

with a role playing game?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

rocket propelled grenade.

Or indeed, the pointy corner of the FF7 box...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)

*throws d20s*

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no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)

I hate him too.

For no other reason other than he's is a depressing, overated fucktard.

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)

I disagree

unless you are refering to your own becoming depressed out of loathing for the man.

I don't think his music is depressing, its the same weird misconception that the Cure have.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)

The Cure are one of my stock 'cheer up Fae' bands.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)

It's a Raboo

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)

awww

I wanna huggle it.

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)

animate it so his ears move gently in the breeze......

WOOOOO

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)

I was so waiting for it to animate

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)

a girl i knew.....

thought i was winding her up when i told her about cuckoos.
She thought it was just a noise that crazed people made.
* True story O.O

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)

Was she thick?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

she was fat.

and clever,but not very well read or intersted in things other than celeb etc magazines.

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

I know a couple of girls like that.

I want all celebrities shot for this reason.

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)

*nods in agreement*

but we'd have far less material for the message board lol./*weeps*.

(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)

YAY FAT AND CLEVER

The best kind of person.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)

oh dear.

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

Cuckoo Spaniel!

EDIT: *checks filename* Oh...Rabbit ears... Ahh well.

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)

Yay

go hunt for carrotmice, lil' one!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)

Carrot mice?

Cuckoos don't eat mice thilly!

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

WOO

what's it called?
"rawk"?
"habbit"?
"ruzzard"?
...
(i don't even know which freakin bird it is?)

Edit: alright, a rabboo then...

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

*rawks*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

aww

lully

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

Coming out of lurkdome, that gets a 'lovely!' woo from me...

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)

woo thankee

hello A!.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)

Hello sir!

How's tricks in the lovely Leeds?

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)

Did somone mention the poop deck?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)

Ha ha ha!

That face on Data is priceless!

He looks like Woody in Toy Story :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)

Or Stan Laurel.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)

he looks like a marionet

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)

pfffft!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)

Yes!

This!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)

Hahahaha!

noice!

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)

This

Givez me teh horn.

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Monty Propps, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)

ha!

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)

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