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[challenge entry]


300 d.p.i. Greeting Card Size. 800k You can see the Rohypnol box clearly on the large version.
Merry Christmas B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)
# your biggar link wont work :(
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Fixxorred, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:05, archived)
# Shagmark!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
# The Shagmark Difference!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:10, archived)
# That's very good.
It did need me to look at the big one though, which I can't 'cos it's still the small one.

Does she take it up the funnel?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)
# anywhere once the drug kicks in, and thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Haha, brilliant.
You get the idea without seeing the box.

Where did you get the source pic?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:24, archived)
# of the box or the couple?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:26, archived)
# Good point.
I meant the couple.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:30, archived)
# photos.com
subscription site. I can email the pic though if you really want it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# badum.......................


..............tish!

edit: slao, ins[ired by the newsletter jews!! reclaim your foreskin!! www.google.com/patents?vid=USPAT6579227&id=kGENAAAAEBAJ&dq=masturbation
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Pfft!


It's sligthly remiscent of those holographic rulers...
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)
# yeah, i went abit tween mad,
it left an.......odd.....effect
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# I had these ace Battle of Britain ones...
the came free in breakfast cereal. BEST EVAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:41, archived)
# hahaha
something not christmassy or topical. Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)
# tah!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Just to be the man who walked
1609.344km to stand outside your door.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# i couldn't be arsed to finish that line, plus it was pushing the 250kb line
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:01, archived)
# And I'd have had nothing to reply with.
You'll note I'm still plugging the rob church thing instead of doing anything new.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)
# i'm still horny from it.....................
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:11, archived)
# I knew you'd like it.
you and m3.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:12, archived)
# *would*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)
# *did*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Still,
not good enough for the popular board though, eh?

*sulks at own lack of hummus of late*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:36, archived)
# La da da dah dah
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent! Damn you Brussels, damn you! *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)
# enforce the metric measure woman!
its a new one for jeccy
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:05, archived)
# hehe excellent! *clicks*
i didn't fight in two world wars and one world cup to have brussels throw all of my money into the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:10, archived)
# If the jews are eager to get more skin, there's always a substitute:
www.viafin-atlas.com/senslip
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:12, archived)
# oh..........my..............god...............
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue258/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:09, archived)
#
yay!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:09, archived)
# Hooray
That is all
(Elmyra He's a home-brew duck... Quack! Quack!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:11, archived)
# And... relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Yay!
Jeccy's Woman as the first link! It's going to be a good read this weekend...

...Cheers, Rob!

*goes home*
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:14, archived)
# YAAY
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:14, archived)
# You SEXY Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:29, archived)
# Me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# No
me, obviously

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# well, yes.... obviously....

really I want to take the ginger overlord in the stairwell at his office and shag him senseless
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)
# with a mac?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:05, archived)
# with me cock
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:13, archived)
# I'm confused now
oh..

overlord

I'm just the high chancellor innit, lucked out again I guess
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Give me a photo then,
I'll give you a sexy body.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)
# hah!
hahaha

how sick do you think I am?

answers on a postcard to

"How sick is discomeats? competition"
69 Discomeats Villas
Ipswich
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:28, archived)
# hurrah!
*Cromulates*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:32, archived)
# I like your views
and wish to subscribe to your newsletter...

Oh, sheers that, then!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:36, archived)
# My work Christmas speech from our CEO was everything I wanted.
Short and had a bit about me in it.

This Newsletter has nothing about me in it.

That is no good for Manleys.

Did I offend you with the Charlotte Church thing btw? - if I did I'll destroy it forever.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Charlotte Church thing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:43, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6640679
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:44, archived)
# It's so wrong,
but it feels so right
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# It is unnatirally sexy.
Better than shits.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:01, archived)
# TAH!!


that's you that is......
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)
# That is the
bastard lovechild of Manuel and JustHere

AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Booo!
Go back to Pluto!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Haven't been about for the longest time
(Elmyra He's a home-brew duck... Quack! Quack!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:08, archived)
# Lets see here.
I wish sheep a smiley jesus uuuhhh.... something.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:12, archived)
# First panel should be a Nintendo Wii.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Ah. We wish you a merry christmas.
The eye/we thing threw me.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:17, archived)
# I wish you cu Merry Christmas?


Think about it...
(__, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:41, archived)
# Arf!
Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:42, archived)
# That's where my mind defaulted to when I first went through it.
I never thought of turning it into a joke though, top kudos.

(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# ^^^^
This!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:13, archived)
# hehe
too right
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:52, archived)
#
Occular sensory organ orange cartoon fish algebra display sheep in an enclosure cu smiley face that resembles an emoticon a modern depiction of a man a few people believe to be the child of god a huge pole on a boat with no BA Baracus.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:23, archived)
# ..
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:52, archived)
# that man is my hero
I wish I could sleep that well
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:53, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:42, archived)
# I'm RISing too
But I'm guessing perhaps there was a news story about some pisshead who took a nap on some train tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# Yes, this one
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/6182155.stm
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:54, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)
# So he's a railway sleeper?
(__, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
# groans
.
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:15, archived)
# Seasons Greetings...
(anarchylicence http://www.twitter.com/anarchylicence, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:50, archived)
# nice
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Nice Pic...
I just hope the nazis don't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:14, archived)
# It's already been half an hour.
Where are they?

/sits in wait...
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:20, archived)
# I don't like it.
It's too quiet.

Normally I too would be flaming for the filesize, but I'm off duty.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:23, archived)
# I left my armband at home
so I got told to sit and watch the others.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
# Flame away
It's cold
(anarchylicence http://www.twitter.com/anarchylicence, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:28, archived)
# Nah...
It's a good joke, a well-made image and the board is quiet.

Also I'm very lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:35, archived)
# Hes a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:42, archived)
# yes
yes he is
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)
#
he's sexy
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
# nice
a little big,
but nice
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)
# nice 'shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Santa's got to land ?
(bravo_2_zero What a buch'a REMFS, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# See this is why you are not Necromental
New and post a image. Possibly NSFW though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# I'm not sure how it's nsfw
it's a crudely drawn nob

and it's not on a human, it's not that risque
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# I'm not sure how you're not sure it's nsfw
Unless people get fired for looking at cartoon reindeer often.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Well obvioulsy you've not heard of the reindeer knob act of 1735!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:48, archived)
# Oh do catch up
that was repealed in 1763 after the Winchester uprising
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:50, archived)
# But upheld in 1812
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:50, archived)
# REPEALED!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:55, archived)
# reinstated by the Chief Rod
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:01, archived)
# ahh that's NNSFW
although i do work in the prosthetic reindeer cock factory so maybe i'm a little biased.
(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Rudolph'd need it considering she's a female.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:04, archived)
# oi SHOES!
what all this about future farmers?!
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:34, archived)
# My icon is also NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)
# So are my college certificates.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:48, archived)
# May I use that on my next job application?
lol cat title=
(catsfather, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:02, archived)
# I thought it was a rocket!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:49, archived)
# only
stuff that can be mistaken for porn is nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:05, archived)
# nicey nicey n00bie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# mmmm
*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Eurgh!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:06, archived)
# Morning Darling
well a woo and a yay for my e-mail account to be nice enough to let me join. Been using the newsletters to make my opinions or facts known but can now add straight to the boards, not so many pictures, more lots of stories... anyway what i'm trying to say is 'hello b3tards thanks for having me' looking forward to making a few people laff x
(Necromental is a voice., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:42, archived)
# You just made
the first mistake.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:43, archived)
# DUCK!
INCOMING!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:43, archived)
# it IS fucktard day, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:43, archived)
# i just broke a rule didn't i
gash
(Necromental is a voice., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Afraid so
Read more in the FAQ at the top of this page
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# *covers ears and eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# *Waggles genitals in face and screams*
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# *sniffs*
must be pasta night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# SORRY
I'll just go and sulk at work
(Necromental is a voice., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# Best place to sulk:)
Everyone makes their initial mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)
# i'm keeping my genitals away from you
they're only for the self imposed deaf/blind.

i don't care what you do, so long as at some point you DO make me laugh, a tough claim to follow up, bet you wish you'd kept it buttoned now eh?

bad luck chap, you live and learn eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)
# definately pasta night
I can smell the parmesan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:49, archived)
# how dare you!
That's the finest Helmetdale known to man or beast!....i mean woman, bollock!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:50, archived)
# don't sulk
take positive action
Open MS Paint - give it your best shot
host it then edit your post and stick the image in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:48, archived)
# sup
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# word!
ting an ting
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# 'lo Prod!
Congratulations on the front page :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# 'ello pot..and thank you :)x
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# ello prodge
how's tricks
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# good good..how's yourself? :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)
# over worked
not underpaid though, and tonight i dine on ale!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:49, archived)
# haha hurrah!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:51, archived)
# i have Duvel in the fridge
mmmmmmmm foreign booxes!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:52, archived)
# mmmm Belgians
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Out of interest,
I will but why do you care?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# Aaahh
This is still my favourite image off b3ta ever...

...almost worth the price of the threadwaste...
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# I suggest you get a flavour of the place by reading this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta

It will explain many things including why starting a thread with no picture is frowned upon.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# and this
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# IMHO
I find the wikipedia entry explains this place to a "T" and goes a lot further than the FAQ (and it's a better read too).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:48, archived)
# wow
i'd never read that. i particularly like the formality of this bit: "cliché links are often referred to being "glasscock", named after the famous image of a female golfer kissing a glass trophy, which appeared to be a phallic shape due to the camera angle. This image was so ubiquitous at the time that it is thought that virtually the entire of the B3ta community had seen it, hence the name."
i think it's the word 'ubiquitous' that does it. so polite.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:51, archived)
# it is a nice article
although I can't help feeling that a description of b3ta ends up becoming a definiton of the place and that somehow undermines it

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:52, archived)
# To define this place undermines it?
That's an odd opinion.

Anyway, the reason I prefer it is that it:
1. Give a good flavour of what goes on here including historical info.
2. Describes how to avoid incurring the wrath of B3tards.
3. Explains the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Yes
and there's noting to stop us updating it either :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:04, archived)
# thank god
you cant just post mindless jibberjabber to the newsletter!
(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# /ducks
/passes over first aid kit
(Mr Johnny Cash eating kittens since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# we're not all horrible
everyone is nice I'm just a reet cunt
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# Huzzah!
Have a pic
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# ouch
*keeps head down as board goes mental*
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# Hello Newbie

Please FAQ our Hippos :-)
(Mr Dan is the man, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:48, archived)
# Good.
Those cunts at BT have deleted all my FPs from my webspace. No emails or anything. I'll just have to put them back then. They left everything that wasn't an FP.

Fucking cocksmokers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:49, archived)
# you're in the wrong place
general chit chat goes on the talk board, we demand pictures here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:52, archived)
# FAQ
"Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?

Yes, you are allowed to post messages of all kinds on the messageboard."
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Also from the FAQ
"Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?
Yes, you are allowed to post messages of all kinds on the messageboard. Please be considerate to others though, the board only holds 15 threads at a time and it's not fair to push somebody else's hard work into the archive just so you can say, "Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes."

If you just want to talk nonsense and chat to people, then you should go to the talk board where you can gabber on about anything you like and not worry about upsetting the people who make pictures."

EDIT: Sorry BW, I thought you were Necromental...
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:10, archived)
# I'm crazy about the dead, if that's what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:31, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read the Effin' Q. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:15, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
HE IS ON FUCKING FIRE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:07, archived)
#
/takes cover from incoming...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:13, archived)
# Low on pictures,
high on text?

You want to go HERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)
#
(1.618..., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# yes with many knobs on Mr Golden Ratio
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Hahaha
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:39, archived)
# I live here!
(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# That's nice, dear.
Which is the funny bit with this? Have I missed something in this caffeine-induced party haze I'm working myself up to?

*searches for Teh Quo*

*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# It's not that much over size
I just don't get it.

it's very pretty if he / she made it though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)
# So do I
Either I'm Rissing or very disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# unshopped?
:S

or did you make this from scratch? that would be very woo
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# yep
made from scratch! on pshop of course
(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# In that case...
...it's lovely.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Are you going to make it and save us from Global Warming and Americans?
If so I call dibs on a lovely warm coastal bit with some shady trees. (which I can rip out to build a coal-burning power station to power my oil pump to make low quality petrol to power my Jeep)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# indeed,
i have started carving it in my garage, unfortunately i think size is becoming an issue. may have to build an extension.

this planet making game is not all its shaped up to be, God must have had a HEEEOOOWWWWGE garage!!
(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:39, archived)
# he probably had one of those fancy double ones with automatic doors
being an American and all
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)
# right....
now..
a) did you make this
b) how
c) i can see my house from here

if you answered "no" to question a) then..
go fuck yourself!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
#
a) He is god
b) In seven days
c) Is it the great wall of China or the average Septic?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# ha ha
I'll go for c part 2
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Then they think they are responsible for all of the above
:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Did God build the great wall of China
or was it built by Chinese men (F5 F5 F5 - Note!)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Well I heard the Duke of Prunes did
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:54, archived)
# ooh!
*goes and fucks himself*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# .
a) yes
b) photoshop
c) that's why i made it - just for you my dearest!
(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:34, archived)
#
a) woo
b) yay
c) hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:45, archived)
# is that just a planet you made
in a very realistic way-bob?
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# very nice!
made from scratch? if you used a tut, please link it.
i'd in return recommend this one.
that IS the one, isn't it?
edit: or not. yours even has clouds. wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)
# yep i used a tut
here it is

www.tozzie-designs.com/forums/index.php?act=tutorials&CODE=03&id=38
(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:36, archived)
# ta!
*bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
Though I suspect flaming pear have been involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Very nice
needs more colour variation and contrast, but you have the grittily real bit down pat. Also needs less tutorial.


(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)
# it's a gaia class planet
they all look mostly greenish
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)
#
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:43, archived)
# WOOOOnice!
well, we all have to start somewhere before eventually reaching your biblical heights, so i'll stick to the tutorials till then.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Hardly biblical heights
poke around on DA, there's some crazy-good stuff there. I recommend Alyn and this guy I just found as good starts.

Don't use tuts, just look at other peoples and see how you can improve your own.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:50, archived)
# yer i agree it is a little bland
also looks a little overexposed at the top, something to fix for another day tho i feel.
(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:43, archived)
# Fair enough
really good ones take hours.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Couldn't resist.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:52, archived)
# dur dur dur dur dur dur waaaah waaaaaah-waaah
Lost sight of all you ever dreamed of...

[/my band used to cover that song blog]
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:59, archived)
# Nekkid Panda says
It's time to rock out with your cock out!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Japanese...
...smaller:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Whistletoe?
This is excellent, cocks + Pandas - Cumbers = woo!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# fantastic
*sings
get your cocks out for the girls!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# DUDE! IVE BEEN DOING THAT ALL DAY!!
gahdzooks man
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# *cough*
woman
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# no woman has THOSE panda drawing skillz!
you must be lesbian!!


/pseudo-chauvanist blog ;)
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)
# hmm...
I do have awesome skills...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# and I'm most impressed with the floppy-animation skills
:)

I'm going soon... have a good weekend all!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# I think lesbians are great.
I've got all their videos.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# awww
libians
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:34, archived)
# That's one funky panda.
If pandas ever discover energy drinks, this is what the world will be like.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Super thrusting action
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Pffft
That rocks
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# that reminds me
had the guardian magazine last weekend, it had an article on breeding pandas, which was really only of note because of the photo of the huge back dildo they use to anally stimulate the male pandas to get them in groove.
i was a bit shocked.
this is woo, if a bit close...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Pandas are gay gay gay
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# IT IS A FACTOID
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Oh come on, be fair
Who doesn't like a big black dildo up the jacksie whilst servicing the missus?

You lot are just weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# it was a bit of a suprise to find pandas do though
they don't strike me as the type. with teh fluffiness. but with butt-plugs? seems unusual, particularly on the part of the zookeepers - *worries what they were doing when they thought of it*
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:43, archived)
# lols
But it looks like it's missing on one or two of the frames.

Is it cold where you are?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# The sheer force of his thrusting
caused his cock to teleport to another universe in the last frame...

but the file is on my other computer, and i can't be arsed to go fix it, so you'll have to cope.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Phwoar!
trouble with pandas of course, is that they seem to have difficulty with the whole getting their cocks out and put to good use thing
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)
# see my post above
for more useful facts on this... :D
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Awesome!!
Inspired by this?

www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/cucumbers/

In particular, I'm thinking of the visuals to "Pandas are the cucumber's enemy"
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)
# teehee...
haden't seen that. ^_^

No, i just had the odd desire to draw a panda with a penis. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Tom Quaker
(psausage76, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# That's really rather witty.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Speek of teh good Doctors.
I once met John Pertwie, as I bounced of the bonnet of his car.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# i've met doctors 3-8
and have all their autographs.
(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Ah
but did they knock you down with their cars?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Brian May
almost flattened me on a zebra crossing a few years ago. He gave me a lame little 'sorry' wave as he continued up the street.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)
# You sure It wasn't his wife? They look the same.
I can win this one though. I once spilt Lemmie's pint!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# His wife
was in the passenger seat! She looked entirely unconcerned. Never spilt Lemmy's pint though. You win.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
#
i snogged Duncan Ferguson


Who is he?
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Duncan Ferguson ot Lemmie?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# either
...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Duncan Ferguson I can't help you with
Lemmie is the vocalist from Motorhead.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)
#
i knew that*



*may not be 100% true
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)
# 99% true*
*May not be 100% true
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# I played a game of pool with Michael Stipe
and didn't realise it was him until halfway through the game
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Now there's an
anectdote!
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# I was towed along on the tow bar of Rolf Harris' car
once.

A blue peugeot it was.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# You've been drinking
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# No true story.
I was 18 and on holiday in Mallorca where he retired and he bounced me off the bonnet of his car in a supermarket car park.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# What?
you bounced off Bessie?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# That's not discussed in polite conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] dead santa
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# hahahahaah
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Pfft.
*wants a sherry*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Hells
And no cheap day returns!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# ...shouldn't HAVE had...
/still at work pedant blog
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
# This^^
I don't know what they're teaching the kids these days.
Tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)
# ^this
/and this
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# ^This.
HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 18:20, archived)
# ^^^ THIS ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# hmmm
nearly sherry o clock
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)
# 20 past meths here
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Bustard
i got 15 minutes left on my last day EVER and they are still making me work...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# obviously
i not working right now...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Remember to set 1000 copies of "You're all a bunch of cunts"
in 50pt text on the printer before you go.

/never-had-a-reference-blog
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# I settled for
putting some 'easter eggs' in their software... will be more fun in 4 months time
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Everytime someone writes 'of' instead of 'have'
a kitten dives



(Edit: Not my pic)
(I helped save b3ta! Norbert Lightowler, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# yes this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)
# I think you ment to rite "shouldn't have had"
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Grampa
I think you meant "meant".
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)
# i dunno...


i drew him at work whilst eating sweeties...we named him sir glucose...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)
# *takes kittens*
*from behind*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)
# thats a foul
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# No, this is a fowl
*displays ravaged turkey*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# ouch
puns burn me
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)
# *chooses to read burn as bum*
*laughs into his keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# they do that aswell
but onlythe really hummus ones
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# nearly mindpiss!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# *takes land*
*and freedom*
*ignores mewing, recently-buggered kittins*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Awesomely chocolatey
(no friends Tasting your cake., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)
# i'm brianftang
and I approve this message
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)
# That's brill
I love 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)
# That is good.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)
# mmmmmm
chocococococolate
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# This happened in my mind over 2 years ago
not untill this day have i made it a reality.
(no friends Tasting your cake., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# arf
did it appear in a dream?
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# No! Only dark Toblerones are real.
These are poor fakes put on the same shelves.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# do the same thing again
20 times over. then post it

Now.
(Fizz Bitch, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Tobli!
A simply fantastical magical chocolate, oh yes yes yes it is!

/ffx-2
(Cloudane, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Hometime yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Indeed it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Not for I.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# I've been home all day
and done approx 30 mins of work
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# I've not been home.
Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# dirty stopout!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)
# 4 mins to go
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Bah!
I have to wait until all of the frontline support chappies have finished speaking customers.
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# teach them the alphabet & then they can speak words
you'll be home in a flash
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Damn you to hell
for spotting my typo!
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)
# ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)
# It'll take him no time at all to get home like that
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# aghhhhh!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# this sums up
my day beautifully....

\stout to drink and sprouts to eat, yesterday blog....
(prostheses, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Hometime for me
in 3 of your earth minutes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Byyyyye all
Have a top w/end :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Hurrah!
You have the anim skillzorz
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# the more i look at this... the more i want to sex it!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)
# I can't go home.
I'm stuck in work. I'm still too drunk from lunch to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice expression.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)
# it certainly fucking is
plus my internet is working again!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)
# hahaha
Needs more edmunds
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)
# :)

....and much naughtiness followed.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# What a nice way to finish my day
pop onto b3ta and see this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Aww it is so littil
Surely this is paedophilia.
(w0rmwood pearl, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Nope an octopus
dunno what it's name is, so you could be right
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Weirdo.
More crabs and scorpions and less animal pron.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
#
crabs and scorpions them two spherical characters...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# The funny
rather than pseudo sexy ones.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Pseudo?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# You fancy woodland animals?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Nope
I was indicating that they are overtly sexual, rather than pseudo sexual
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:01, archived)
# but they are only pseudo sexy.
They look sexy but are in fact pictures of animals.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)
# the ones he replaced with spider and scorpion
two little ball people... constantly eating razors and the like

also...

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Yes,
They were funny.

I really like JJ's work, but he does insist on drawing shit furry pron.

I just don't get it at all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# he mentioned earlier... he gets more money when they get on ebay...
although i do agree..

"much naughtiness followed.... " - oh dear
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Yes.
Also, you can sell stuff on eBay without posting it here.

I find it a bit sad and dull.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Use the ignore button, Luke.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:05, archived)
# But then I'd miss the Scorpian and crab.
They rock.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:07, archived)
# ????
then we couldn't see the stuff we do like...

if you've got a problem with people critiquing your work, then you shouldn't post it...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)
# HAH :D
"Sad" "Dull" and "Shit" are hardly constructive criticism!
If you're gonna gripe, at least put a bit of effort into it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# 'Really like his work but wish he's avoid so much animal pron'
might be though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
# well... to be honest...
he's not chipping at your ability...

it's the subject matter...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)
# *Hug*
*Comfort*
*Support*
(Montesquieu The theory of separation of powers... Awesome!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha
You definitely are who I accused you of being the other day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Lord Manley?
Yes, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Welcome back mate
This place needs more prickly humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# What's with the one on their left's hair?
HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# this is like Metal Gear Solid 2
when we find out (althought we knew) that it was Solid Snake all along! :D

AND YOU LOOK LIKE OCELOT!!!

WOWSERS!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
# I say
Did you see this: www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/denizen.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
That's ace!
What's he made of?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Plastcine
and a stick to keep him up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# You and your mucky octopi JJ :)
yay for rude tentacle shenanigans!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# *whimper*
Aww no, I've done it again!
*changes pants again*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# I'm sorry but WHAT?
What is even remotely sexy about that picture?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Do greyscale pixels not turn you on?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:07, archived)
# why do you care?
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# you nawty man
drawding rude things.

WOO!
that am ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# I draw cute things at work all day.....
....sketching rude things and uber-violence every now and then maintains a balance of sanity.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:01, archived)
# MORE UBER-VIOLENCE!
AND FUTURE AGRICULTURE!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# me likes!
so don't stop drawing these
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# super duper
aaouta
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Grr, aaarrrghh, and rant!!!
Bloody thing. That's most of my afternoon wasted.

(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# you're gay for Bill Gates!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Exactly
I think he's bum gay for redex's!

EDIT: Teh profile is proof of that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# What exactly is so bad about Firefox?
Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# It allows you to see the internets
eeeek!
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Good point!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# translation:
"I can't seem to manage a rather simple piece of software."
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Quite.
Particularly when other fuckers install a shitload of plugins and extensions and then complain that their website doesn't work.
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Ahhh!
that would be greasemonkey then
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Sometimes it iritates me
like it's caching of rewrite rules, for example.

That said I spent almost all of last night fixing a bug in IE7 and all of today fixing a change they made in their implementation of base href, so I am a huge FF fan today.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# burn the haxx0r..he speaks of things unknown!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)
# There are no bugs in IE7.
I mean, after all, It's made by microsoft. I think they know what they are doing, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Well, no.
For example, their phishing filter is a bitch and they don't follow the markup specs, particularly CSS2, very well at all.

That said, they are big enough that, if they want to do it their way, then who are we to say which spec is right?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# sorry,
I forgot to hold the sarcasm button down when I typed that.
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)
# I actually stand up for MS a lot.
They do produce good software and a lot of their standards (like, for example, case insensitive file names) make the standard standards look a bit shit, but sometimes they piss me off.

If anyone is having problems with IE7 flagging their sites as phishing I can fix that btw.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)
# hmmmm... i do agree...
but...

MS charge a fucking fortune for stuff when you can get open source counterparts free

Open-Office for example
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# I used Open Office for a long time,
but it just isn't as good.

I use some open source stuff and all my hosting is Unix, but MS stuff works really well on the whole.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Open Office = not all that good... (but for FREE???)
Lets drop this... this could go on for a LONG time
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# It doesn't cache rewrite rules, they're server side.
If your rule returns a permanent redirect (301) ('R' flag in mod_rewrite) then the correct behaviour for the browser is to go straight to the target page in future.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# this had better be an advert to move away from IE...
although you're probably on about some sites looking shit in FF..

this is down to poor execution and (i'm sure deliberate) corner cutting in IE
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Hmm,
You see, it's not IE cutting corners often.

It's normally coders cutting corners and not realising because IE does such a good job of handling poor code.

I use FF btw.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# thats what i meant... but i had to type quickly...
that was my point... the coding is shit... rather than the browser...

IE rectifies the corners, which (i reckon) shouldn't happen... I'm a developer and check on FF/IE/Opera (even though its UTTER SHIT) and sometimes Safari...

WE NEED A REVOLUTION!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# "THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED!"
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# I also use Konqueror for checking,
but I don't do much web based front end stuff, moastly I do applications.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# shut up
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# HA!
good response!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Firefox rawks!
2.0 works perfectly for me. Better than that MS shite.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# As mentioned in my previous post, I'm bored....
So you can all have this again.

(Nam_Rood, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# What?
I've never seen this before.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# I don't think it is a roast.
Not for a long time anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# 'So you can all have this again.'
it's a repost, in a new thread, it doesn't matter if is years old
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Hmm,
well I thought that, but I can't remember ever seeing it and I am not nazi enough to go trawl Glassco, but if I ain't seen it then it probably hasn't been posted.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# about 2 years I reckon.
(Nam_Rood, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# speaking of which
happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Well,
I thought it was funny an qwe are in the B3ta twilight zone.

Hippy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# "Them Hazard boys had better learn to fly"
"Or best start flappin' their arms"

and so on
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# FTFO
Like GTFO but with double the fuck power.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# WHY CAN'T I GO HOME YET?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# You can check out anytime
but you can never leave
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# I'm stuck at work too
Can't leave until six.
I have to provide support for a bunch of people 40 miles away who I know have all buggered off already anyway.

Bloody SLAs.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# SLA's?
Squitty
Little
Anus'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# 2 many apostrophes
and not enough eses*.

*eses is the plural es I think.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# I knew it didn't look right when I typed it
Oh well, have a nice weekend y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Service Level Agreements
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)
# baconfondler
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# ooh!
A fresh pun!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Nice one.
I was planning to do a christmas cracker suicide jacket but I would never in a million years have thought about the punnage
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# for halloween someone dressed up as asuicide bomber
with party poppers strapped to her chest

i forget who though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# It was a little girl wasnt it
The daughter of a B3ta poster, helped her dress up as a suicide bomber. Now thats what I call parenting!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)

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