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# .
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:30, archived)
# see, I'm not sure what that is
sorry I'm braindead today

but it is bloody ace.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Thank you!
I'm not sure either. It seems to be a chibi pastiche of the whole alien/starship troopers/Halo space marines.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:34, archived)
# you're welcome :D

EDIT: you deserve it!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:35, archived)
# that is a very nice style though
woo!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:35, archived)
# That is very nice
Isn't that the Take That logo on his chest?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:48, archived)
# NO
its the rippling abs, struggling to be contained in the hot, sweaty kevlar.

*goes for a lie down*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:52, archived)
# hahah
^this
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:53, archived)
# sorry couldnt resist


Wooo btw
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:48, archived)
# hehe
nice
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:51, archived)
# shit, yes
wicked.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Bet you didn't see this coming.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:28, archived)
# no, I didn't
but I'm glad it's here :)

another good series! and from a n00b! what's going on?!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:29, archived)
# Love your vector work!
And the punnage! Woo yay new sir
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:31, archived)
# yeeeeeeey! more more! again again!
(:
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:31, archived)
# I did :)
woo!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:31, archived)
# pffft
noice!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:33, archived)
# Wonderful.
Woo.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:38, archived)
# another winner!
keep 'em coming
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:41, archived)
# Horizontal; frontpageable™
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:16, archived)
# But it's vertical on the frontpage of b3ta
...?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:23, archived)
# Eh?!
The others were in a horizontal format, but I was advised to set it out vertically in case of an - albeit unlikely - front page place. Make your mind up, people.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)
# I'm confused too
but he's split them into 3 separate pictures, so maybe if they go on the front page column they'll automatically arrange themselves vertically?

I think that's what he's done. I'd just stick to what you're doing though :)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Nah.
It's just a transparent background.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:53, archived)
# no
he means P3te's split them into three images, not you
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Yeah
they might need a space between them mind
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:07, archived)
# Ahhh
I see now. I'll keep it vertical though, 'cause I can't be bothered to host three different images instead of one, the lazy bastard that I am.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:19, archived)
# Me too
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:38, archived)
# vertical is the way to go
:D
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Beattie


:D
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:12, archived)
# These are Brilliant!
Woo!

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:19, archived)
# I like these
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:21, archived)
# hahah
these pics are ace. how'd you do the leaf texture?

btw ning all :D
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:23, archived)
# paint shop pro
therse a "fill" texture option, but i always try to shade them too otherwise they look a lil flat
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
# ah...
*fiddles with CS2*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:28, archived)
# Top notch.
Keep going.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] *yawn*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:03, archived)
# are they his presents for this year?
glad I don't have a chimney
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:06, archived)
# suicide o claus!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:06, archived)
# picard
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:06, archived)
# Whah?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:07, archived)
# it looks like picard
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# preposterous
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Yay
monkey beer all round!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Santa has declared a Jihad on children!?
Oh noes!!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:13, archived)
# What did I tell you about posting pictures of bomb belt Santas?
That's right, nothing. Carry on.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:17, archived)
# The Quosaurus!


Dino-rockers!

edit : all optimised :)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:54, archived)
# or should we say... "Monsters of Rock"
Woo and yay.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Flid arms!
(chuckle)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:59, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:00, archived)
# chung-kachunk-kachung-kachung
ITS THE SAME RIFF PEOPLE, JUST 2 FRETS OVER!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:04, archived)
# I like that
Is that a leaf texture or something?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:04, archived)
# why yes it is
and a lil bit of shadin too
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:11, archived)
# nicely
texturized

woo!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:05, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:20, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:24, archived)
# :|
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffft
To hull with you
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Hull you say?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:46, archived)
# what is the name of that video?
And the bloke that directed it. His stuff is weird as...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)
# The Windowlicker Video
dir. Chris Cunningham
(Music by Aphex Twin - aka Richard D. James)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:48, archived)
# Is it Window Licker by Aphex Twin?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:48, archived)
# yeah
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Come on little funny man, come on, come on!
I would like to fuck you up the bunghole, and then I will sneak into your room and cut your cock off and chew it up with my little pearlies.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Hehe
Good hummus, woo
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:48, archived)
# And woo to that!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:48, archived)
# Smashing stuff.
Woo and yay.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:50, archived)
# ho ho ho
he is, of course, innocent until the Sun pronounces him guilty.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:52, archived)
# I wasn't suggesting anything to the contrary
He admitted to talking to prostitutes, I wasn't inferring anything more than that. :P
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:57, archived)
# absolutely
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:00, archived)
# of course not
perish the thought!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:53, archived)
# All kinds of pfffft for you sir
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:11, archived)
# oooh topical!
woo, sir
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:24, archived)
# Hahaha yay!
I mean: to hull with you! (hehehehe)

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:34, archived)
# excellent
distinct lack of tall alien shreaking aphex twin though. :(
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:37, archived)
# i see branson...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# haha
there is a particularly branson one in the middle.

but you never see them both in the same room as it is.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:52, archived)
# i met Richard Branson and thought just that...
the man shakes peoples hands and grins for much longer than is comfortable gave me the hebrew beegees i can tell ya.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Ah, my new phone screensaver is finished!
Thank you. and Woo clearly.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:11, archived)
# hahaha
haha GOSH that one made me barf up rofls. this one so has to get frontpage. its just bloody hilarious
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:47, archived)
# hahahaha
this breaks me up
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# animals are fun
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Good thing the pin's still in really
(Woo none the less)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# And it's plastic.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)
# A plastic dog?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:10, archived)
# how does it smell?
etc... o_O
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:25, archived)
# plastic Norway
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Plastic vicar!

Ooh, that's a good one.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Buy a proper tree!!!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)
# ha ha!
That's flaming great!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)
# You.
Fucking.
Rule.

(Not to mention making me horribly jealous)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)
# ^ seconded
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:42, archived)
# YAY!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Aceness.

As usual.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Exploding Stars!

nicely!~
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:42, archived)
# hurray!
but proper ones have their own drawbacks too
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Raffle!
That's happened to me so many times!!

Apart from the bit with the star and the tree..

Have a much deserved woo!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:42, archived)
# hahaha!
superb.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# I LOVE YOU!
Thanks for tracking down the 'whispering trees' video.

:)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Hehe, great work
And you opted for fire instead of blood and guts!
Controversial but a nice Christmassy variation :o)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Fire and suffocation.
Lovely.

(FP already? Christ!)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:50, archived)
# The in-laws are the Christmas suffocation ;o)
FP of course! You have a license to print FP's with those little anims :o)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:10, archived)
# Most Woo!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
I hate when that happens

*peels melted plastic from skin*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You're triffic Meester Butters

Woo!

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:50, archived)
# hahaha! woo!
i do however have a plastic tree.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:52, archived)
# So do I
to be honest.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:54, archived)
# it does save me lots of money.
and since it's a small one, it also saves me time i otherwise lose with decoration.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:00, archived)
# ha ha!
another FP awaits, I suspect
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:52, archived)
# already there...
and deserved too!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:54, archived)
# gah!
I never go back to the FP after I arrive at the board...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:05, archived)
# hahahahahahah
burning festive plastic death
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Hahahah!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Fastest FP ever
AICMFP
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:14, archived)
# damn you!
and your damn talent!

woo, yay, hoopla, and FP'ed already? :D
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
# aluminium tomb.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)
# This is what Christmas is all about
thank you.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)
# They are'nt as flammable as people make out..
..if you get a proper fake one.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)
# You sound like a man who's tried
Next time use more kerosene
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)
# that's awesome
no other word
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:20, archived)
# hahahahahah
finally, a worthwhile FP
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 0:41, archived)
# hehe
nice one old bean
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)
# you are the bestest.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Evening


is b3ta being a bit slow today or is it just me?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Mentally challenged
not slow... slow is just so un P.C.

Nice strip too (madam)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# who told you I had a sex change?
I mean whats with the madam?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Just being polite to the ladies, being a gentleman and all
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# *flashes ankle*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)
# *flushes*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# *Gushes*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)
# *shakes willy*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:34, archived)
# cooks chilli
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:36, archived)
# *is chilly*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)
# *eats*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)
#
Oh yeah baby just like that.

HEY NO TEEF!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace as always :D
And yes, I've noticed a certain sluggishness this afternoon.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# last working week of the year
more people on the site is my guess.

This is our busiest week of the year though!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# hahahaha
ace!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Hey stranger.
How are you?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)
# The woodwind section can be a dangerous place..
meh

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)
# :D
Ace
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Motherf%ckin' snakes in a motherf#ckin' clarinet!!

Woo!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# bean pron
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
# the one in the middle is getting some hot action
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# sweet
I've gotto get me some of this
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Crikey!
fwap fwap fwap
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Is bean jiz red?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:35, archived)
# are they doing the '57'?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# pfftt
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Gruppeknell!

/The Idiots blog
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Oh.
I though they were just hugging until I read the caption.

/innocent blog
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Think it's bean dun!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:52, archived)
# saucy!
(sorry).

verry niiiiice.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:00, archived)
# ... making spirits bright ...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# i'm going to kill your family
and make you watch
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Full of Christmas spirit are we?
hahahahahahahaha. I've get a smile out of you yet.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# show me your tits
that'll cheer me up
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# erm.... I'm down too
:D
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)
# *snogs*
he loves the puns
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# That's some hat!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# why am I looking at your dogs?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Aaargh!
My brain is all clogged up with puns today
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# You'll be needing this...


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# *Drinks*
Thass better.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)
# ..
Rrrrrrrrrrandom!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# hehehehe
woo!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Dells on dog heads ring?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
#
And the Dells are ringing out on Dulux day?

RIS?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:39, archived)
# Alas; only room for one.......

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# that's okay.
i'll just squeeze in.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# nice
bendy shins! :)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# They wrap around things much easier.......
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# skunks and their hidden powers...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# they can kill with one look
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# down the barrel of a gun?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# you're the voice try and understand that
make a noise and make it clear
oh ohoh ohoohoh
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# whooah ohhhh oh oaaaaaah ohohohohohohohohoohohohoohoohhh
ho ho ho

Merry Crispmas
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# *bagpipe solos*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# mele kelikimaka
and a haole llama

or something
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# whatever I've done
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# worst live DM song ever
but that's not saying a lot because all the rest are fan-fucking-tastic.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# We're not gonna sit in silence
Oh wo-wo-wo Oh wo-wo-wo

/edit/ Pissed on mightily
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# *holds lighter aloft*
*sways*




I have that song on 7inch in the loft somewhere :)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# i had it on 'hits5' i think
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# I've got a seven inch
in my trousers.

/obvious.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# seven itches?
you can get a cream for that
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# *creams*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# do you keep it next to your tiny penis?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# CHOAD
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# mmm nice bath
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Ooooh Nice Opulent Bath
I think it's going to surprise her by wandering off into it's own strip...

Duckbath (Wooo-Ooooo)
(Sung very different to the Duck Tales Melody)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# it's quite clearly a swan.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Ah but Swan doesn't go properly to the Tune of Duck Tales...
(Ahhh Curses...)
*Continues singing 'Duck Bath' anyway*
*Gets call from Disney*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# they took your idea and made a series of it?
cool.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# They've kicked me off the project...
It's gonna be scripted by Justin Lee Collins and that weird one off Two Pints of Lager.
*Sob*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# You'll just have to leave
That post can be your Swansong!

Ba-Dum.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# I'm looking forward to that one
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Yes
the next pic should be exactly that, with the poor girl hanging on for dear life as the bath runs off down the street!

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# That's it...
G'wan Jack... G'wan!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# ha ha haha ha!
thats the best one yet
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Pink isn't a primary colour
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# No,
but it's a shade of red, and I was used the same value in each different RGB channel for the different creatures. Kittin was blue (200,200,220), blowfish was green (200,220,200) and doggy red (220,200,200).

You see?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Wot about 220,220,200
220,200,220 and
200,220,220
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# That's a possibility.
It was a weak excuse anyway. :)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
# I see
:)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
# pink is a primary colour?
edit : beaten to it, was slurping my tea
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# shame
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# I want a yellow weasel.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# You get me a GIF
of the weasel and I'll do it. it has to have a transparent background, be indexed to at most 25 colours and be 100x100 maximum.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Ah - there you have me
I'm a photoshop retard. But here's a weasel.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Well
I shall think about it tomorrow.

If I remember.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Very kind of you to offer in the first place
You're a gent. And I won't be hurt if it doesn't happen.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Tried?
Orange, purple, yellow?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# pink
mint green
sky blue

actually
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# lol
is green a primary colour?
I thought it was
Red, Blue, Yellow?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# It is
in the exciting world of light and compooters.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# oh yea
how about a majenta cockeral?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)
# depends if you're refering to ink or light
i think
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Now all I need is a shoehorn
with TEETH
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Jesus approves
of your reference to a NIN album.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# kiss me, son of god
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# That gives me the
facking horn.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# parp
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# eh?
sharks egg?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Shoehorn
the kind with teeth.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:05, archived)
# i thought
they was toes?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# you know there's no such thing...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)
# woo
and another!
that's 3 now, i'm on a roll!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# I wouldn't like to unclog the plughole afterward
Ace pic, as always! I'd kill for a big duck-bath.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# does the bath have a false bottom
or does the skunk with tits have an enormous bottom?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Skunks have unnatural buoyancy
Especially this one…….
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Hmmm...
*wanders off to float a few skunks*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Are we to assume that the octopus is also in that bath?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Quick Owlf for ya...
meh

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Twit-Twoof!
:)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# You bastard
I was trying to think of something like this
but involving h-owling
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Sorry Sir
How be thee anyways?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Mustn't grumble...
...however this working for a living lark gets on my thrupennies at this time of year.
I demand more daylight! How's you & yours?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Much the same as you tbh
full of the bah humbug and trying to put off the tree erection as long as possible!

She's off on the ale tonight, so I have a peacefull evening on the 'pooter tonight.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Hee hee
you said erection
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Indeed I did!
I am but a potty mouth who needs some dicipline!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# I prefer Wowl



:D

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# that was quick!!
too quick if you ask me..
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:50, archived)
# Lovely stuff, woo!
TJ: To all lully b3tans, gaz me if you want a link to your website on mine - it's up and running now (plug plug)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# ...and it sells electrical goods?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# No, just plugs
Sink plugs.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# *gazzes*
I've never Gazzed before, I normally stick to the straight goosing at this time of year!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# You can do that too if you want
*winks lasciviously*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Cor!
Can I play the Benny Hill music and chase you around too?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Only if you video it, and then YouTube the results...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# What, again?
:p
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# yeah! :D
*puts on music*
*chases*

*videos and youtubes for random perverts up there ^^^*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Owlf Garnett?
Whizz for Animash...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# nice
and on a related note, anybody know what happened to tedmus?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# he got put away in a box with Humpty, Jemima and all the others
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# wasn't he the bear off play school?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# no he's a b3tan
you're thinking of big ted and little ted
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Your implying that being a b3tan means he WOULDN'T climb into a box of stuffed toys for some fun!
and that's just crazy talk!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# for hibernation?
witht he Blue Peter Tortosies too?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# i bet he's crying because he doesn't fit in the birdhouse.
woo!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# very nice
hwoot!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:09, archived)
#


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# eye
eye
whats
all
this
then?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Eye Eye.
(Obvious Response Inc)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Old Red Eyes is Back
*Wanders off singing Beautiful South Songs*

*dies*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# I used to love the beautiful south
So much that was in a band dubbed the ugly north in tribute.

/shamed
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# if this is a pun
i'm struggling
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# no it's not
I've run out

I'll think of loads for you for tomorrow

;)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# gah!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# *fears*
*stomps*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# is it
red-eye-doffs the christmas hat?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Bollocks! just missed it


it's a fast bugger.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# bob geldof is looking ill
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# but he looks like he's taking a most satisfying poo!
Woo to the pic
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# That reminds me
...*goes off to hava a sastisfying poo*


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# ^this
although... sastisfying skive

GOD ALMIGHTY.... The guy sitting next to me has been talking about his holiday allocation for 2 FUCKING HOURS!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Tell him you're off for a satisfying poo
That should hopefully surprise him into silence. At least temporarily...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# He's been feeding off I Dont Like Mondays for 30 years
ao he must be starving.

/shit russell brands shit joke shit blog
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# That was a Bad Gag...
For a so called 'edgy' Comedian...
Surely if he wanted to be the tough guy he should have said Feeding off 'Live Aid'* for 20 Years...
* Or Dying/Starving Africans... Or anything...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Doesnt really matter.
He's just a plank who thinks he's far funnier than he actually is.

And do NOT get me started on Bob Geldof...
*shakes fist with rages*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Oooh.. go on...
*Pokes*
Go on...
*Pokes again*
Bob Geldoff...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# *shakes*
*shakes MIGHTILY*
*diffuses at the sight of a potato*
*quivers*

I dislike Bob Geldof because he is famous for famine and shit music.

Dont get me wrong, I hate the fact that shit music exists, but I'm all for famine.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Famine... The Tightest of The Apocalypse Boys...
Death:.. Get a round in Mate...
Famine: In these times of great depletion...
War: Friggin Forget it.. I'll get 'em...

You are correct on Brand and Geldof...
I Award you One Flong...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# maybe he
should give his millions to charity instead of making us do it?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# If he's hungry
he just gets Peaches to go down Lidl's and do some shoplifting
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Yep...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# so did I!!!!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# christ!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# that's...
GREAT
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# oh god
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# reminds me of that song
"missles and mines" or something wasnt really listening
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)
# *groan*
terrible! Woo :)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Ahem,
Apollo G's all round.

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Nooooooooo!
there goes my sandwich.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Needs more twitching chap behind.
I'm still thoroughly jealous of your prowess.

WhoompWhoooshWOO!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Is that Joey at the back?
'noon all
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# woo to you
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] merry monday!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# He Looks so Pleased with his Festive Humiliation...
Hurrah for Holiday Torture!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Excellent
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# took way too long
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# *blanent link*
www.b3ta.com/board/6648979#post6649119 or use scroll :D (now with animated snow)

edit : rudolf the prisoned reindeer, wore a shirt and screamed like a ho
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Hurrah for Blatant Links and Snow...
And Cutsie Dino...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# gah! i clicked without thinking!
:)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# lucky
im not one of those people who link things to other places eh?

/link i love horses
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# He's never gonna get a tan in that outfit
:(
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# ...
meh

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Would
probably
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# So definately more of a Nun kind o'guy, then, eh?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Nah...
I'd just be more into the whole 'massive land mammals' thing if they were wearing habits...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# and bad ones, I'm guessing...
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Have a word with JollyJack
Sexy Elephant nuns with tits!

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Dayam!
I hadn't thought of that... beats anthropomorphic cats any day of the week.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# aaargh!
woo

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# sixty nuns!

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Would
definitely
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# *agrees*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# FIVE GOLD RIIIIIIIIIIIINGS
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Fiiiiiivveeee GOLLLDEN Riiinnnggss
4 callingbirds, 3 french hens 2 Turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# 2 Turtle Heads?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# hahahhaa
I'm gonna sing that from now on, Thank you, you have enriched my life!

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# always a pleasure :)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# what a curious response

(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# I PEEEEECE in your feeble MIND
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Gah!



(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# or alternatively
4 calling girls, 3 french letters, 2 turtle necks...

And a BEER!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Yay!
but I wanna try my new RIS pic out . . .



(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# *makes siren noise*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Thats rock bottom!

also who's tom?


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# MURDERERERER OF SLATERNS
(alledged)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# I don't have to ask if that's you, Dave....
if it were, you'd get the entire message on by yourself ;-)

*flees*
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Ashally,
I wrote 'A merry and peaceful Christmas to all of my friends, my family and my friend's fami'

and then I lost the crayon . . .


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# hahahahaha :-P
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I'll get it for you sir..

/Over the top sycophant blog part 2


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# *passes rubber glove*


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# *prepares forceps and pliers*


(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# hahahahahah
christ
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Cor!
that's fantasy #2375 sorted!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)
# You have so many fantasies
:D
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Indeed I Do!
fancy another? :p
(, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)

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