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watch this film
www.videojug.com/film/how-to-clown-about-behind-a-sofa

(Cradlecap, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)

I've not been in recently

mind if I take a look?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:16, archived)

Go ahead - in fact, you're in charge.

I'm going to go and get some lunch.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:16, archived)

don't put him in charge!

I slashed his fingers!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:17, archived)

*bleeds everywhere*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:19, archived)

god dammit!

wheres the bounty?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:20, archived)

I ate it

Sorry

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)

for christ sake.

get your hair cut.
hippy.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

I can't be in charge

I'm incompetent and I'm off to get my hair cut

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:20, archived)

I'll take charge

*pulls random levers*
*gets KM labs to fill his anus with spare change*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)

what is he?

your piggy bank?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

I'll help you, you cunt.

GET THE FUCK OUT!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)

lets not waste another thread

pea roast tiem?

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King_Eric has been ok since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:18, archived)

pfft emo sheep

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:19, archived)

I must not be a sheep

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:19, archived)

I made this ages ago, but I'm not sure if I ever posted this cos it is crap

but now is as good a time as any

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)

haha

tenuosity level high.

pfft level high.

hummus low.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

hahaha

well, it has been sat there neglected for years
so now it has been let out :¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

well then, I'm doing this, in response to that

it did make me pfft tho

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)

help me out.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)

it's that way

*shines torch*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:16, archived)

maybe you can help me

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)

I love this.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:16, archived)

hahaha

excellent

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:17, archived)

HIPPOOOOOOO

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:17, archived)

and he's hungry hungry!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:18, archived)

HIPPO!!!!!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)

nope

sorry

now don't be a troll

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:16, archived)

hat that is lovely

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:20, archived)

silly freebs

troupe of highly trained circus owls is not hat!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

mmmmmnnnnnnnuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Thats you that is!

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Aenesis, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:16, archived)

Ok, really?

We're going to have to do this a third time?
I'm not even going to wast a link on you, Deagostini deserves better

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:16, archived)

yeah.

oh wait...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:19, archived)

And no I don't want a free Ipod either...

Are you gonna be the first person I've ignored...?

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:16, archived)

fuck off you cunt

people were polite before, plus the link didn;t work last time.

go to the links baord before everyone ignores you.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:17, archived)

why are you trying to get so pointlessly banned?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:17, archived)

*bDoink*

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:17, archived)

is it a re-enactment of that scene with the sofa in the hotel room from autin powers?

I ignored it on /talk so go and stick it in the links board, I'll ignore it there as well

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:18, archived)

hahahaha

that's blummin marvelous

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

Which is Hercule and which is Steve?

Or should it be obvious?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

Hercule is the one from french guana

and steve it the one with the australian accent (although it's not so obviouos in this episode)

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)

Sure! As long as you help me out with

this.

Thank you!

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:19, archived)

ARGH MY EYES

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:20, archived)

You are possibly not secure in your personal faith.

-

_{_{sorry about that}}

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)

Ah fuck this

Repost for interestings sake.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:20, archived)

Reposts!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

hah!

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)

That's just plain trolling now

Get yea tae fuck, you spazzing ultracunt

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:20, archived)

*ignores*

what a tosser.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)

Stop trolling

you haven't got an L plate anymore

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)

More fuzzy new footage comes to light...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:12, archived)

hahaha

is Rick in the book repository?

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:14, archived)

whatever you want

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)

whatever you like

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:18, archived)

hahaha

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)

that's the first time I've laughed at a quo post

woo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:16, archived)

Guess what I just got?

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)

Parkinson's disease?

(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)

lol

(Sebowe Aphex says I have a killer pout, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:12, archived)

OMG ROFLZORZ!

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:14, archived)

hahahaha

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:14, archived)

Nah

It's the tumour which gives me problems with motor-muscle control. Hope to be able to smooth things out through the "jitter" settings and what have you.

Paint doesn't do all that.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)

pffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)

HAHAHAHA!!

Keyboard incident

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Weetobix, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)

MS Paint?

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)

Close

All the good stuff is at home :o(

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:12, archived)

good excuse

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:14, archived)

Parkinson's Disease?

EDIT: Gah, mindpiss!

*wrings out soggy mind*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)

Pisssssssssssssss!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:12, archived)

haha! mindpiss!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:12, archived)

a motorbike

made of pubes?
HONK!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:12, archived)

Hahaha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:12, archived)

hahaha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:13, archived)

A Graphic Stablet?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:12, archived)

Winner!

Now if I only had some hummus to go with it....

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:13, archived)

Well your first pic's a much better effort than mine was:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)

a crappy off-road bike

for entering Kickstart with?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:12, archived)

Kickstart!....

Hurrah... Suicidal kids flying down Muddy Hills...

Oh and the game on the speccy was alright too...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:18, archived)

a raleigh chopper and some squid ink?

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:12, archived)

fucked?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:12, archived)

Only in the head...

...since birth

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:14, archived)

*scull fucks*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)

Ouchie - painful

Most other people would use a strap-on. A whole oar, eh?

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:17, archived)

Razorblades?

The new HIM album?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:13, archived)

released?

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:14, archived)

possessed by a 12-year-old?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:14, archived)

An electronic etch-a-sketch?

with a wireless connection

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)

'noon peeps

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:09, archived)

lovely image

cheerful too

and adding an extra woo just for the sake of it

(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:10, archived)

I like the reflections

did bisexuals just all piss there at the same time?

'noon!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:10, archived)

nope, no bisexual piss,

I simply booked Roy Hattersly to give a speech there

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:13, archived)

hahaha

You were a script writer for spitting image then?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:18, archived)

yeah, sure, why not.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:20, archived)

Look!

Just feck orf with ya real post Sunday pics of New Orleans! G'wan! FECK ORF!

Woo!

EDIT: Not a criticism because it's FAB but reflections ALWAYS go vertically . . . ALWAYS
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)

*readies speedos*

last one in is a cock-smoker!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)

Global warming means venice comes to you!

(Azzek!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)

Aw...

I was just about to book flights to go there. Don't think I'll bother now.

(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)

book a boat instead

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)

Ooh, very nice.

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Aenesis, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)

really

like this

(Sebowe Aphex says I have a killer pout, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)

excellent

*steeples fingers*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)

ace!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:13, archived)

this is well funny

www.videojug.com/film/how-to-clown-about-behind-a-sofa

made me piss myself

(Cradlecap, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:07, archived)

Uh oh!

*waits*

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:07, archived)

*hammers on km labs bunker*

LET ME IN! i'm wood!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:08, archived)

Throw's Electric planer your way

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:09, archived)

*lets in*

You alright, son?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:10, archived)

no! that bloody freebs threw a planer at me!

get'im dad!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:12, archived)

Now now lad, you need to learn to fight your own battles.

*sends back out, with finger-slicing implement which freebs will be scared of*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:13, archived)

*slices, dices*

mwahahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)

BLAM

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:08, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:08, archived)

yes, we saw it on /links, thank you

/and no, no it isn't

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:08, archived)

I see you got your full name back

'noon sir

what's the sig about?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:10, archived)

alas, my doctorate from america bought for $1.99 is no longer legal,

and in the spirit of this week's compo, I have dropped it from my name...

..not that i ever used it mind ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)

Look.

If you didn't make it, we don't care.

Read the faq.

To /talk with you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:08, archived)

you really are beautiful...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:14, archived)

*splashes about*

Why thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:18, archived)

*goes to get a dinner lady*

Miss! Miss! there's a man doing things that he shouldn't over there!

*points*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:08, archived)

OOH!

Just you wait Toast!

Just because I wouldn't tell you how many words is in the tr3asure hunt!
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:09, archived)

I got yesterday's pun

and I wasn't even here ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:10, archived)

Huzzah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:14, archived)

The word you're looking for is

'Ummmmmmmmm'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:10, archived)

hahahaha

that takes me back.. ummmmmmmm I'm telling on you!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:14, archived)

Stop it!

please post these things on the links board

Ps: you cunt

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:09, archived)

please

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:10, archived)

yup (:

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:10, archived)

Aw!

Pandlettes!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:13, archived)

compression ahoy!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:16, archived)

haha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:17, archived)

We here at /board pride ourselves in our superb bladder control

We don't want you here pissing in our chips.

take it to the /links board and all will be forgiven

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)

hahah

why is this blue?

*confuseds*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:13, archived)

Where are all the L plates today?

I'm getting tired of suckering ivesb into clicking the link. He'll desensitize soon

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)

HEY, BUSEY!

NICK NOLTE CALLED, HE WANTS HIS FACE BACK.

(lol)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)

a bloody repost

of a bloody link?
http://www.b3ta.com/board/6881015

take it to the Links Board.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:20, archived)

ning my lovelies.

I present to you the Mean Machine Coffee Machine^TM

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:06, archived)

YAY mean Angel...

Woo sir!

*off to dig out 2000ad*

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caffeinefreak, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:07, archived)

I dread to think where the cream comes from!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:08, archived)

pfft

I think you mean "Dredd to think"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:09, archived)

Oooh...black please

like my men

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:09, archived)

Hurrah...

It gives you coffee then cracks your skull with a 'Bokkk!'

Set it to 4!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:12, archived)

y'all wouldn like him when he on Espresso

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:14, archived)

Hehe.. 2 Shots...

Bokk Bokk...
*Whimpers*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:19, archived)

yay

make a word do what it says..... devastation

(Sebowe Aphex says I have a killer pout, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:00, archived)

Great work!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:01, archived)

nice use of software

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:01, archived)

needs less vests

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:01, archived)

I need more vests.

Can I have some of the spare ones?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:02, archived)

yes

and some of this spare cake

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:02, archived)

whoa! if there cake going spare send some this way

*readies plate and fork*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:04, archived)

*readies caketapult*

ping

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:04, archived)

aargh!

my eyes!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:05, archived)

and more

vasts...... yeah, noticed I spelled it wrong but oh well.... it's for class and too tired to correct the whole thing lol

(Sebowe Aphex says I have a killer pout, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:02, archived)

smashing.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:02, archived)

do mangina!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:03, archived)

that is all of teh good

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:03, archived)

yey! more from your typography class?

soopah stuff (:

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:05, archived)

yeppers

thanks =)

(Sebowe Aphex says I have a killer pout, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:06, archived)

Smashing

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:05, archived)

that's good

woo yay

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:13, archived)

Tr3asure hunt, day two - get hunting!

Don't blurt the answer out, or I shall come at you like a bag of cocks!
Remember, solve the pun and keep the initials safe for the following days

Rules explained here

(Master of the Tr3asure Hunt Find my password, Login as me and gaz mail DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:00, archived)

YAY!

edit: got it
*adds to yesterdays letters*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:00, archived)

You got yesterdays?

Lets swap notes* (read as: let me steal yours)

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:08, archived)

^ this ^

(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)

*receives like a satchel of vaginas*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:00, archived)

Snatchel, shirley . . .

shirley . . .C]80\\
Hahaha! Wheeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:02, archived)

Very true.

(-:P

_{*is the Fresh Prince*}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:06, archived)

princess shirley?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:07, archived)

I can be a prince if I want.

*princes about*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)

I get this one - too easy

but not yesterday's

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:00, archived)

^this^

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:02, archived)

ZOMG i might have this one!

i think so anyway...

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:02, archived)

Grand!

I knew you'd get some of them!
HONK!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:07, archived)

YAY!

*might actually get this one*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:02, archived)

Dear Mr Hat

Could you say how many words each pun is made up of? Only I have two options for yesterdays one.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:02, archived)

^this^

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:04, archived)

same here

but he is not giving anything away

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:04, archived)

Dear Mr HappyToast

It would be unfair of me to give you an advantage however because I like you the password is ZOMGICANTBELIEVEYOUFELLFORTHIS!

Love

DTH
Sorry you'll just have to try them all until you get the right one . . .

Sorry you'll just have to try them all until you get the right one . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:05, archived)

I meant post it with the pic

not just tell me.

i.e. "here's todays, it's a two worder"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:06, archived)

no, sorry . . .

sorry . . . Awww!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:08, archived)

you are a horrible hard man.

i like that...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:09, archived)

*tries password*

ZOMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:06, archived)

Hahaha!

*points at dobber*
Hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:09, archived)

this one I get, it's "blue monday"

but I'm still usure about yesterdays

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:02, archived)

God I feel stupid

(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:03, archived)

^This^

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:08, archived)

THE LAND THAT TIME FORGOT!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:03, archived)

*comes at the Duke

like a bag of cocks*

SILENCE!
Hahahaaaaa!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:06, archived)

yes...

I think I got it...

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:04, archived)

Can't even work out what the shape in the window's supposed to be...

a cow's head with grey tits?
*EDIT* Aaaah. Just worked out what the shape in the window's supposed to be... Dave, you're in for some savage spanging after this week.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:06, archived)

The Secret Sin of Septimus Brope!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:06, archived)

if yesterday's one was as easy... :(

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:08, archived)

got it!

'yiffing by moonlight'

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:09, archived)

Hahahaha!

SHHHH!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)

Catnips! ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:17, archived)

SILENCE!

*slaps*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:19, archived)

Tutt Tutt.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)

That's lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)

WOO!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)

Excellent work Mr JJ.

You can have an intergalactic woo for that:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)

that really looks like her.

great stuff!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)

^this

not that I've met tutt but based on her flickr I agree with the above statement.

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moogy boobles, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:59, archived)

mooooooogy!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:03, archived)

yowzaa

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King_Eric has been ok since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)

What? Those breasts are anatomically feasible.

I'm disappointed in you.

(Adrian Monk, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)

pffft

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)

that's because mine are.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:00, archived)

...rather lovely

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:02, archived)

i'm quite fond of them.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:08, archived)

Ah.

Are you half-squirrel?

(Adrian Monk, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:13, archived)

that is a great charicature, Sir

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)

that is very braw

both woo and yay with a sprinkle of Hoopla

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)

crikey

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)

That makes me happy!!

On another note, looks like my GF's Ink is a go!!

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caffeinefreak, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)

what's she having?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:55, archived)

A Peice of JJ's work!

V Nice

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caffeinefreak, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:56, archived)

What piece?

(Ssco, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:04, archived)

Ghosts....

On her back

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caffeinefreak, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:06, archived)

Cooool

Got a link to the picture?

(Ssco, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:08, archived)

Um!!!!!!

JJ any chance of a linky to that Pic?

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caffeinefreak, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:10, archived)

Ink?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:56, archived)

Tattoo

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:57, archived)

I have Mr. Goatse's hands tattoo'd on my butt cheeks

It looks scary.

(irMrk, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:59, archived)

ha ha

best tattoo ever, FACT

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:00, archived)

haha.....

I bet someone has got that done!

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caffeinefreak, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:00, archived)

I demand pictorial evidence of your devotion to goatse

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:00, archived)

~~tattoo'd~~

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:02, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:05, archived)

Oh, right. Clearly I didn't spend enough time in prison to learn such lingo

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:59, archived)

Too busy being bummed

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:01, archived)

thats a good thing cause i heard you sure look purdy!

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caffeinefreak, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:01, archived)

Why thank you

Ooops, there goes the soap. Slippery bugger ain't it?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:04, archived)

sure is.....

let me hold your hips while you pick it up!

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caffeinefreak, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:05, archived)

Well thats very kind of yoARGH MY ANUS

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:07, archived)

Sorry My Bad.....

Must have slipped!

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caffeinefreak, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:09, archived)

that's eminently speshal

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)

I remember that hat!

Ace drawing, but her t-shirt seems to disappear somewhere just after her chest . . .

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:54, archived)

Did it?

Odd. I'm sure I would've detailed that in the original sketch.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:55, archived)

No no no,

I mean on your drawing it looks like it does. I can see a belly button!

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:56, archived)

Ah.

It was a tight little number.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:58, archived)

*blushes*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:02, archived)

Nice curls

I just made this, it isn't really worthy of it's own thread but i cba waiting around for the next latex woman vectory thing

a condiment for the pervs who keep asking

S.U.Y. = Show us your btw

[edit]finally got it working, too used to using ' rather than "

(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:54, archived)

hahahahahahahahha

thanks for explaining

I was a bit Tes for a moment there

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:57, archived)

splendid rendidtion

it looks all the aceness.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:54, archived)

wheeeeeeeeeeee! \o/

*does merry dance*
thenks JJ!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:58, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:59, archived)

*glomps*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:07, archived)

Yay

funky kate!

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Weetobix, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:00, archived)

very nice

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:01, archived)

hahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:05, archived)

that's great

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:02, archived)

Triffic!

May I have any source pictures you may have . . . ?

C];0D
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:03, archived)

nice one!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:06, archived)

old one, revived

with news of new footage of JFK's motorcade being released.

Beau Bo D'Or Blog and Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)

Much Woo!

Needs blood splattering though

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

yeah! get down baby!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

Excellent!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)

yo pops, can i have some dosh to go out tonight?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)

Sure - here's a chisel and a holesaw, the shop's open.

Go and make yourself as much as you want.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:55, archived)

ouch!

Splinters!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:58, archived)

Here - I made some protective gloves* earlier, try them.

*They're made of wood too, so no fwapping while you're wearing them...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:59, archived)

*fwaps*

*friction causes fire*
*dies*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:01, archived)

*makes another copy*

Err, how much "bigger" do you want to be this time?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:03, archived)

7 or 8 times please pops.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:06, archived)

*makes new model with 6-inch penis*

There you go: 8 times bigger.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:14, archived)

Ooooh

Splinters

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:03, archived)

eeeeh

nice tag :)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)

Back, and to the left, back, and to the left.....

Excellent work, Mr D'Or

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)

very

nicely tagged sir

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The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)

this deserves mooch wooage

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King_Eric has been ok since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)

don't you have a goku or vegeta woo?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)

maybe somewhere

*rummages in draw*
*gets told by boss to do some editing*
*mumbles angry words to self*

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King_Eric has been ok since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)

I will woo this thusly:

EDIT: I like your cunning taggage too...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)

excellent stuff.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:10, archived)

I think they call it product development

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)

haha

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)

ha ha

office lol

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)

Office?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)

ok lab

but Lab lol sounds stupid

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

True - and a little bit rude.

Lab? Are you sneaking around my place while I'm out?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)

yup

*steals shit*

*decides shits not a great thing to steal*
ooh nice guitar

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)

Hands off the guitar or I'll kill you where you stand.

Serial killer or no, you're not going near my guitars.

*ignites spork*

Sorry, am I being a bit over-protective?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:56, archived)

o_0

*uses ninja flash bomb to escape*

_{*forgets to run whilst you are distracted*}

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:58, archived)

Ooh, sparkly!

Are you still here? While you've got that guitar in your hand do you want me to teach you a couple of chords?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:02, archived)

Are you an actual scientist?

Do you do stuff with goggles on?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:54, archived)

Haha, no, sadly I'm no kind of scientist, doctor or professor.

I'm the McKeith of b3ta.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:56, archived)

So what do you do?!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:58, archived)

not much

he he

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:59, archived)

^ what the Laird said.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:04, archived)

shit sniffer?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:59, archived)

Orafice?

(Mr._Pickles, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)

Oratorium?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)

If you're happy and you know it...

Click

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)

heehee

(

in vino veritas, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)

haha

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)

Hehehe

I always have that song in my head when I see a bottle of that stuff

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)

needs more hijacked planes

also: woo!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)

Hahaha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)

Did you know, George Best

used to take 2 bottles into the shower?

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)

and woo to the knee and toes pic !

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

Brilliant...

I'll hum it, you play...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)

his wife just takes an urn now

/hull

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)

Doctor to Best: "George...prepare for the worst"

Doctor to coroner: "Prepare for the Best"

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)

sees potential products in

eyes and ears and mouth and nose...

WOO!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)

hahahaha

Blerk!!
How the hell are you?

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

* snogses pot *

Absolutely bloody fine.

You?

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)

Same here

Sorry I took so long to reply. I was researching a DTF for today.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:03, archived)

Where'd she go?

I only snogsesd her a bit!

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:04, archived)

hahaha

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)

hahah!

head, shoulders...

(

Mousing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)

hahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)

Ha ha ha

Brilliant!

But shouldn't there be two bottles of the second? ( Can't stop singing it now)

(

Baglady, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)

The 2nd bottle is on offer

BOGOF

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:10, archived)

it's very good

but i'm 99% sure it's been done before...

(

new_matt, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)

slim?

animated??

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:41, archived)

almost certainly slim!

(

new_matt, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:58, archived)

sigh

(

WOLF .™, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)

mm sandwiches

what shall I have for lunch today? normally my lovely other half makes me lunch (aw) but I've got to fend for myself today

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)

Bless.

Bread, dipped in anything runnier than bread.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)

I like bread

a lot

I shall have some

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)

What do you mean unfortunately?!

Slough's a lovely place. Good pubs.

Langley is SHIT for pubs.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

eh?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)

All people from round here have telepathy.

Helps with the chav problem.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)

yes

I need to revise that, I actually like Slough a lot

Langley is shit for anything except stabbings and cold chips

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)

*nods* You're lucky.

Could be worse, you could live in Aylesbury.

Or Wycombe *bokes*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)

yer

Wycombe is like a punchbowl full of inbreds who can't escape

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)

*used to live very near it*

You're telling me.

It's only good for one reason- Burger King. And I've fallen out with them recently anyway (that fucking I am Man commercial. It's insulting to both women [so we can't eat BK anymore?] and men [Are they all that id driven and simple?])

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:57, archived)

I went to a cracking pub at the weekend

Bit out the way but nice. Called the Ship in Noss Mayo.

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)

I went to a nice one last night for manwife's mum's birthday din dins

cost me £84.something overall for four of us to have 3 courses- I had a big steak that was black and crispy on the outside, and proper raw in the middle. god, it was gorgeous.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)

Sounds tasty

Did you have mustard with your steak?

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:54, archived)

I had dijon mustard and garlic butter on top of it!

Mmmm.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:59, archived)

Sough

smells funny

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)

Only on the bridge.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:59, archived)

Ahh

your sandwiches do that too eh?
I'm going to start using heavier sandwich spread

have a Woo!

(

Weetobix, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)

come back lunch....

shite!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)

my they are light

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)

That sodding Yoda...

Nicking peoples lunch...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)

I don't see a BLT

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)

1st class nutter....

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

haha

pfft

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

b'dum tish

my good lady wife was at school with him. well, i say at school, she was in his year at the same school and pretends to have never spoken to him...

(

new_matt, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:35, archived)

What is it about

School caretakers?....

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:35, archived)

i can't help it

they give me the horn

(

new_matt, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:36, archived)

*opens*

gargh! my face asplosion!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:36, archived)

there's some freaky demon face nestling in his hair

like the demon in the Queen's hair on the Canadian dollar

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:36, archived)

See it...

Havent seen this canadian demon though...Be a good chap and whack it up...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:38, archived)

here:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Withdrawn_Canadian_banknotes#1954_.22Devil.27s_Head.22_Series

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)

Cheers..

Looks like Camilla actaully...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)

oooh

kill her with sticks just to be sure?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)

gah

So there is. Spooky.
I wondered why they were using a photo from him from teh 70's then I read that he is in his 20's. People still have hair like that now!?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:39, archived)

I thought the same..

I bet the camera used to take that pic wasnt too young either...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)

is it Androgynous George from Robot Wars?

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

Campaignposter extreme right Flamish party

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)

HOGE BELONING!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)

Let me be the first to say...

RIS?

(netpixie you should reconsider your life choices., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)

I second this motion

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

locomotion?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:29, archived)

you know you'll start to like it

if you give it a chance, now.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:30, archived)

come on baby

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Tosh and Becks, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:31, archived)

And it's not just you...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:30, archived)

Where do they belang?

In Vlaams containers, naturally.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

*groan*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

You. Love. Me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:33, archived)

roughly.

up. the. bum.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:37, archived)

Of course.

It couldn't be vaginal, that'd be cheating on the manwife.

This is one of my ex's forms of logic. Anal sex is not cheating.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:39, archived)

what about for gay men?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)

Then they're only allowed to have vaginal.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:00, archived)

rot op klootzak.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

I fiercely second this motion

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)

we're not all like this prick.

;)

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)

I should hope not!

yet I wouldn't have believed it if you told me otherwise

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:07, archived)

Are they on a picnic?

looks nice

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:29, archived)

Wat dit gemiddelde?

'ning all!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:37, archived)

'ning 'pot!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)

Ah, sodemieter op

do you think that's funny, or are you trying to tell us something?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)

they look like a bunch of chavs that need shooting.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)

check this one out,

like an old silent film version of the austin powers behind a sofa routine, its well good

www.videojug.com/film/how-to-clown-about-behind-a-sofa

(Cradlecap, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:26, archived)

*bunker*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:26, archived)

Mind if I join you?

I'll bring caek

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)

Ooooh yes

But now we must have Tutt, for tea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

Braw

TUTT!! HURRY UP

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:29, archived)

hurrah!

*brings tea*

i have no objections to being used.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:29, archived)

*uses*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:29, archived)

*abuses*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:30, archived)

*waits politely in line*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:32, archived)

*sells T-shirts from a stall in the que*

come get your "my mate used TuTT in a bunker on a flaming post and all I got was this lousey t-shirt and crabs"

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:34, archived)

i only got the crabs from you.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:36, archived)

nuh uh, I used the shampoo and shaved off all my body hair

Dixon gave it to me

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:36, archived)

oh yeah, can I have my shampoo and razor back please?

*scratches*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)

erm, sure

you may want to burn them first before use

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)

Wow, flammable shampoo!

That's got to be the coolest thing ever!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)

Not really

its a tad on the hot side

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:55, archived)

Do you sell crabs too?

*crosses crabs off "K. Weasels list of shit that he really wants"*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:36, archived)

crabs are good for eating genital warts

they are at the top of the parasitic food chain

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:37, archived)

Great! I'll take five!

No need for a bag, I'll just put them down my trousers

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:38, archived)

"K. Weasels list of shit that he really wants"

No5. a damn good thrashing. from me.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:38, archived)

Oh yea? And whats on your list?

*snatches ivesb's "list of shit he really wants"*
*writes "Years subscription to I Love horses"*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)

the worst thing I keep having that little song go around in my head

until I want to jam pokers in my ears....
EDIT: *cuffs round ear* and don't snatch!
naughty boy.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)

I'm genuinely suspicious of every link on b3ta now

In case karmic justice is out to get me

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)

I sing it all the time

theres a site on how to block it here

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

I hate you all

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)

Hahaha

High five!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)

Double Team!

*roasts*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)

get off me you perverts!

DAD!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)

I started dating a girl once

who told me of her room mate who had them,
he and another room mate used to race them accross a kitchen table.

That relationship didn't last

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:38, archived)

that's what happens when the crabs are slow

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:39, archived)

Whyever not?

O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)

I left her for the fella with crabs of course

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)

Haha, of course.

*slaps forehead*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)

My mate had a pet crab

But he wasn't sure what it ate.

So he tried lots of things. That's how I'm one of the few people who knows that crabs don't like fish fingers, regardless of how many times they're poked in the face with one.

Poor crab. I think he went back to the shop in the end.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:38, archived)

Best story ever!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)

^this^

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

that^

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)

the other^

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)

Poor Mr Crab.

not Mr Krabbs, you understand.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)

arr! me first dollar!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)

hahaha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:36, archived)

*jostles at the back*

hurry up!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:35, archived)

Don't raise my hopes like that....

And it's more for your fragrant company, but if I'd have said that you might have felt a bit worried.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:34, archived)

cake, you say

*joins*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:33, archived)

*cuts a slice*

More tea?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:38, archived)

room for a little one?

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)

Ooh, that saves me unlocking mine - can I come in?

I promise I'll keep my trousers on / I promise I'll take my trousers off*

*delete as appropriate

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:29, archived)

I promise I'll keep my trousers on / I promise I'll take my trousers off*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:30, archived)

*Sneaks into Kenny Bunker*

*Goes through all the Cupboards and draws*
*Tries to play twister alone*
*Sobs*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:30, archived)

Aw, bless.

Bring the twister over here, we can all play =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:37, archived)

Yay!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)

But make sure you lock my bunker after you!

I don't want anyone else using it.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

*Locks*

*Copies Key*
Heh Heh

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)

OFF

ALWAYS OFF

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:37, archived)

Hmm, you say off, Dave says on.

*cuts trousers in half*

Okay, left side off, right side on. Everyone's a winner!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)

How did you know the left side was my favourite?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)

I didn't, I just dress to the left.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

So I get willy on my trouserless side?

Or are you keeping your knickers on?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)

That's entirely up to you dear =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:58, archived)

OFF!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:01, archived)

\o/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)

no.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

*uses stolen ID to gain entry to KM's bunker*

not in a gay way.
Ok, only a little bit.
Ok, in the gay way

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:29, archived)

it's the only way!*

*allegedly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)

I'm going to buy

Britney's hair and then make a makeshift sofa with it. That'll be awesome.

Also, last night, I had a dream where I was friends with the cast of Stargate SG-1 and simultaneously had a pet that was a
really, really small dolphin, it was about the size of a small cat, but then it started doing poos on me like a bird, and tried to attach
itself to my face, so I threw it out of the car window.

Anyone else have any decent dreams?

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The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:30, archived)

I had my recurring KitKat stairs dream

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:31, archived)

I dremt of you

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:32, archived)

interesting

I had a mildly erotic dream about a female b3tan. but for fun, I'm not going to say who it is :)

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Weetobix, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:32, archived)

i dreamt that i didn't sleep. );

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:33, archived)

I didn't sleep

much either. I blame too much tea, and also staying up far too late playing Final Fantasy X again.

Damn that game.

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The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:38, archived)

My interwebs asploded

so I went to bed at a reasonable time for a change.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)

I've had a few odd ones this week

www.b3ta.com/board/6880663

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:33, archived)

I dreamt

that I dropped two saimese twins' conjoined brains on the floor. I stuffed it back into their head(s) but they went beserk and started killing people. Then I woke up.

Ooh and I dreamt that my wife was nagging me to get rid of my motorbike but had secretly bought herself a scooter which was hidden in the shed...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:34, archived)

Ooh thats sneaky

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:34, archived)

I dreamt i had a BLT

When i woke up i made a BLT

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:34, archived)

Thats so unreal

I mean, like, what are the odds?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:35, archived)

1 billion to 1 i think

I'm worried i seem to have BLT on the brain today.

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:38, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)

oo 'ark at Nostradamus

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:35, archived)

I had a dream a couple of weeks ago in which I was in the Indiana Jones mine cart scene, and I went off the jump and for some reason landed in a shopping centre.

And I drove around for a while, smashing through windows and displays (as you do), and then a car with no driver started chasing me through the corridors.

Then I was suddenly having an angry argument with one of my lecturers, when my flatmate woke me up. Apparently I'd been yelling in my sleep and I'd woken him up.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:35, archived)

i'm going to buy her hair so that i can clone her then shoot her in the face for being a waste of fucking space.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)

what's this bollockry now?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:31, archived)

hello

my dear fellow may I perchance introduce you to the links board?

b3ta.com/links/

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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:32, archived)

Hello Mr Links Board.

*Doffs Cap*
*Dies Laughing at supreme humour of own joke...*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:34, archived)

needs more deagostini

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:34, archived)

this^

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:36, archived)

What happens when the cameras aren't rolling

eyebrow rape!

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Tosh and Becks, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:16, archived)

no cameras = redex

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:18, archived)

cameras borked my server it would seem

less f5 more cowbell

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Tosh and Becks, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)

where did it go?

its gone and done a redex now
edit: oh back now

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:18, archived)

...and off again

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:19, archived)

and back

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:20, archived)

INDEED it is great

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:21, archived)

Nope, not working for me here

nings everyone

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:19, archived)

'ning Dix!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:20, archived)

Ciao!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:21, archived)

Woah, get you mr popular

I'm lucky to get half a 'ning thrown at me

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:23, archived)

I'm scared

WHAT DO YOU ALL WANT FROM ME????

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:24, archived)

Payment

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:25, archived)

The wickerman awaits...

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:25, archived)

sweet love

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:26, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:25, archived)

he he

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:26, archived)

'ni

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)

ning a ling

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:20, archived)

Hullo fuzzy bum

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:21, archived)

aw, you remembered

*touched*

*not that way*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:26, archived)

'Nings you sexy man

*turns*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:20, archived)

cor, you know how Daddy likes it

Ning

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:21, archived)

GOOD NING YOU SUPER-SEXY BEAST OF A MAN

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:20, archived)

Steady on, I'll rip me pance

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:21, archived)

ning

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fross Read your email on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:20, archived)

ning !!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)

'lo chap

hows things?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:21, archived)

Hullo Toats

Good ta - starving so off to lunch in a bit - they have "Coq au Vin" - I'm assuming Baldrick Style

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)

Can I move into your canteen?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:23, archived)

You seriously don't want that

It all sounds very nice but it's actually all cheese, oil, butter and cream

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:25, archived)

Mmmmmm, dairy produce.

If there's brie and crackers I am there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:26, archived)

in varied combinations

Today: Cheesy butter with oil and cream sauce
Tomorrow: Buttered cream with fried cheese
Thursday: Creamed cheese with oily butter dressing

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:26, archived)

How did you get access to our online menu?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

teh codez

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:29, archived)

I'm the chef that revamped the old menu by adding cream.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:31, archived)

yum my favourites

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

Ning love.

My mate sent me a press shot for him doing that new play- Equus I think it's called and he's all naked, but I could only get down to the groin because I was at work.

Very nice cut groin it was though. Feel very bad for thinking that about a 17 year old.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)

LINK

Ning pudds

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:23, archived)

C'est la

www.mugglenet.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=61806&fullsize=1

editio- looking at that, it only goes to the lower half of the groin. good.

Stunning boy though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:24, archived)

cor - where's the non-censored version

*makes joke about Harry Potter's magic wand*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:26, archived)

Keine Ahnung.

That's all I have.

You dirty get, you're older than I am.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)

He can't be 17

He's not allowed to be 17...

*feels old and pervy*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

*enjoys being felt*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:29, archived)

sexy boy! *mwah*

ning chap!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:25, archived)

Ning sexy knicks!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

it was better at 4.10 this morning

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:23, archived)

it was swarmed by nazis

/kos list blog

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Tosh and Becks, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:24, archived)

I woke up at 4.10am this morning needing a piss

Coincidence? Or spooky?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:24, archived)

Neither

It's old age!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:26, archived)

Well, if I was in "Logans Run"

my palm crystal would be flashing

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)

At 4:05 this morning,

bored with waiting for someone to post an eyebrow animation, I gently lowered your hand into a bucket of cold water

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fuscous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

Santa?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:30, archived)

How rare!

have some woos!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:25, archived)

hahahahah

maketh me laugh

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Mousing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)

How odd.

I like it.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:37, archived)

Great

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:14, archived)

readys for embassy bumming!

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caffeinefreak, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:18, archived)

Flanders don't have embassies

otherwise we wouldn't insult the fucking islam..The British are everywhere in the world so they better keep their mouths shut about the islam..our all the British will be hunted like jews...

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:23, archived)

oooh.....

how queer!

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caffeinefreak, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:34, archived)

that reminds me

of this dutch rhyme we used to say in the playground

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)

Uh oh!

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

Those robot tykes

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sinisterduck, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)

RIS?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

Is that...

R.O.B on the bed..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:12, archived)

Big ol' pot o' RIS

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:23, archived)

im loving this!

see it says so on my sig tag!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:00, archived)

The *Real* reason Gordon Brown didn't take us into the Euro...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:59, archived)

Zombie Blair?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)

Gah! Where?

*looks around*

*runs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

*loads blunderbuss*

get behind me!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

You might need this...

*hands over mictoboy's extra-sharp & pointy kill-o-matic killing knife (for killing things with)®*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

*loads blunderbuss with mictoboy's extra-sharp & pointy kill-o-matic killing knife (for killing things with)®*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:06, archived)

That's my boy!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

no, i'm proffesor kerry's boy..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:08, archived)

...slave sex toy

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:08, archived)

that too....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:09, archived)

oooooOOOOOOooooooo!

Get you, eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:18, archived)

How cool would that be?

*BBC Reporter* 'Mr Blair, what are your feelings regarding climate change?'

'Uuuuurrrrhrhhhh...'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

bbbrrrrrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnssssssss

need a brain....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

...and we could decapitate him...

Guilt Free...

...everyone a Winner...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

I feel they may be a few folks that wouldn't require him to be technically dead

to behead him and be guilt free

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

I'm just a squeamish Little Lefty...

But am waiting for the Zombi invasion so I can Blaze at people with a Minigun...

*Grin Dribble*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:13, archived)

Pump action shotgun will be my weapon of choice

that and a baseball bat.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:15, archived)

Lawnmower works well in Brain dead...

Chainsaw good for Close up...
Petrol bombs for outside..

But I think we should nuke the site from orbit... only way to be sure...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:19, archived)

silly spenface

Aliens are not Zombies.
I say we head to the Mall.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:21, archived)

Yeeee Hawwww!

Good Call...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)

Zombi are a good band.

Or bloke, whatever it is.

Music by Zombi is good music.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:23, archived)

Rob/White?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:25, archived)

EH?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:35, archived)

I'd say at least 6 cool points, maybe 7 at a push.

And I'd be first in line with a shotgun.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

Got some spare ammo here, if you need it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

I'll take it if only to give more a few more rounds to unload into his big spooty zombie face.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

Absolutely!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:17, archived)

Ooooh! Teh satire!

Have some more...

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)

Lolitics!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:19, archived)

Ning, all.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:54, archived)

Good morning indeed!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:55, archived)

NIPPLES!

morning, JJ

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:56, archived)

oh my!

its too early!
oh wait.......*fwaps*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:56, archived)

that certainly makes me rise

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)

I can always tell your comments

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:59, archived)

they have his name underneath them

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gravytrain, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

as that are of a base nature.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:14, archived)

good morning viet nam!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)

I really want to see that film again

But video rental places around here are shit

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:59, archived)

its been on telly loads of times lately

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

really?

Satellite or terrestrial

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:08, archived)

yup.

never seen it myself.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:08, archived)

...oooh Pretty...

...and there was me thinking it was one of your tricks and we'd get a sea hag or something

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:59, archived)

Well, hullo there.....

:)

Nice one, JJ

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)

cor!

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gravytrain, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)

is this the site you woke up to this morning?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)

'morning!

may your morning be less hectic then mine.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:06, archived)

JJ! how high on the list am i now?

*waits around*

ps i wish that's how i looked in bed, but with normal nips.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:17, archived)

grow your hair

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:21, archived)

but i like my hair short, it's bouncy and managable

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)

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