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yarr.

(Meta4, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:49, archived)

*comedy trombone*

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 17:49, archived)

great..

now i've got a comedy tromboner, with emphasis on the boner part.

(Meta4, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:51, archived)

Boner part?

You mean Napoleon?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 4 May 2007, 17:55, archived)

the very same!

(Meta4, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:56, archived)

I've never BEEN so aroused

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 4 May 2007, 17:51, archived)

Lies!

What about that time you did work experience in the paediatric ward?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:56, archived)

He didn't like it because the children were as sick as him!

(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:06, archived)

I was going to say some thing derogatory

But then the parp came out and I had to stifle a giggle.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:51, archived)

It's only a medium, I think we're going to survive.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:52, archived)

The bigs and the mediums are fine

It's the lil stealth ones that kill!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:53, archived)

Phwoar!

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:53, archived)

hahaha!

one nibble and you're ROGERED!
teh sauce!
and happy b3taday too!
exlamation points at the end of every line!

(Meta4, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:54, archived)

On a related note

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:54, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7157845

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 4 May 2007, 17:55, archived)

yay!

i can use this!

editage: it seems you're not redecksing, i just can't see your site.. network errory. carp!

(Meta4, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:55, archived)

As I said earlier

I've got server issues. You'll just have to refresh.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:56, archived)

argh

missed that post :-/ hope i can see this soon, as it's probably funny

(Meta4, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:58, archived)

haha!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:56, archived)

I have to admit I have to excuse for this. But I just woke up one morning with it in my head

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:02, archived)

Happy b3taday!

woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:06, archived)

ADT are thieving bastards.

Their "Get protected, get connected" idea was stolen from the National AIDS Trust.

Also, their advert sucks.

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TGP on the rock 'n' roll, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:30, archived)

Fisrtly, that is'nt something that shouldn't be a new post.

Secondly, evil thieving shites!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:31, archived)

why shouldn't it be a new post?

i think he's making a joke

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:34, archived)

OK very true

But I've been up for 20 hours so the lil grey cell is working slow:P

If so double woo:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:36, archived)

Have a good weekend you lot!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:32, archived)

Laters mate.

You doing anything nice?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:32, archived)

park tomorrow as it's the only sunny day

then some boring jobs round the house
you?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:34, archived)

Working as usual.

Getting the cash behind me before it's time to do all the festy gigs. Good money but not until you have a chance to get the expenses in.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:37, archived)

Laters, G

have a good one

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:36, archived)

arf....

HELLO BOARDERS! HOW ARE YOU ON THIS FINE MORROW?

(likeajackhammer, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:42, archived)

JUST LOVERLY THANKS FOR ASKING

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 4 May 2007, 17:50, archived)

shes not plucking about

Click for bigger (83KB)

(ntmb, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:23, archived)

shuddering fud thats hooge!

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:26, archived)

miss copied

sorry

(ntmb, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:27, archived)

arf

tis ok is nice an wee nows

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:28, archived)

Oh my god

edit: madonna leg?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:26, archived)

rubber

chicken

(ntmb, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:30, archived)

Sorry but

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:27, archived)

AN UNEXPEXTED NETWORK ERROR OCCURRED!

Divide by zero! Index out of bounds! Attribute Error in line 406!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:30, archived)

I can see it.

But others have said they've had problems! Maybe I'm exceeding my bandwidth.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:32, archived)

oh!

it's there now.

(Mr Woss, saying "RIS").

I guess a bandwith problem would be intermittant like that (note: no idea! :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:35, archived)

Well funnily enough

I've been told they're always fine after a refresh. It's the work site but I'm changing hosting as a mate has stared a place.

That's a point if any B3tard want their own site cheaply hosted gaz me as he is doing it really cheap.

Not b3ta hosting but Domain stuff.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:39, archived)

I don't get it

Is this from that new film with a girl with a gun for a leg?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:37, archived)

Hehehe

'ning mate.

Makes me think of the Scotsman in Samurai Jack.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:55, archived)

Rose McGowan with a gun leg. YEEEEAH BOYEEE!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:19, archived)

bored

So i decided to do a jj vector

Messing about with the gradient tool.

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:21, archived)

thats how i want to be able to draw vectors!

thats fantstic that is
/would

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:23, archived)

i can send you the original if you wanna pull it apart

just gaz me and ill send it your way.

Edit: thanks for the compliment
Edit edit: I taught myself how to do a lil animation (previous post today) by pulling apart your lil cat in a blender

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:24, archived)

I think you're making youself very welcome here as it is.

Wasn't it you that did loads of stuff and had nowhere to post it?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:29, archived)

hehe yeah that was me alright

As silly as it may sound this b3ta place has changed my life. I've never cared as much for peoples opinions as i do on here. I spend every spare moment thinking of what to do next! Its great! lol :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 5 May 2007, 0:56, archived)

BRILLY!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:31, archived)

*giggle*

She's nekkid!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:33, archived)

so am I

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:34, archived)

I'm wearing a halter top cardy:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:40, archived)

all cats are nekkid under their fur

did you not know this?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:35, archived)

*puts razor away*

no.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:40, archived)

cor that am lully

*yiffs*
Have a cheeky pea of an older one.

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:34, archived)

SCARLET!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:37, archived)

this could probably be the sexiest thread of all time

woo

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:40, archived)

ok, one more . . . then I'm done

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:43, archived)

blimey

ok my last

aaannnd im spent
/searches for tissues *borrows scarlets*

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:45, archived)

well if you're all at it

have

CFB in colour

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jentulman carnt spel, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:16, archived)

You love posting that.

Which is good, because I love seeing it.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:45, archived)

It's sad to admit

But what I love about JJ is his choice of brand names and labels

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:49, archived)

building an empire

on yifftastic pictures

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:50, archived)

With amazing copyright-infringement-avoiding powers?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:51, archived)

yeah

there's the norks as well too:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:52, archived)

these...

and especually this one, are amazing WOOOOOOOOOO!

(lichnis chalcedonica, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

(Pengin, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:18, archived)

*waits for kitty to floor him*

*waits*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:19, archived)

THE WALL HAS A FACE,

IT IS CONTENT

edit: and I'm not sure why I replied to you *mgngnggggggggnh*

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stevierar, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:20, archived)

because you are a numpty?

;¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:25, archived)

You called?

(MNNNNGGH, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:54, archived)

Hahahahaha.

Cat for the win. Second round, left hook to the jaw.

Next fight?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:20, archived)

hahahaha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:22, archived)

Cunt the kitty in the fuck!!

Woo!
I can't gaz or change my profile! has b3ta een orked whilst i'm away? Or is this Disney p.c gay?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 17:25, archived)

or edit my posts!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 17:26, archived)

I think someone else had this problem...

I should post in here if you can:
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:30, archived)

Cheers mate,

But I think it's just Disney's server,it's a pain having to login everyrime i reply though, and the keyboard is all fucked up,no 'f' keys an' shit!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 17:37, archived)

Thought it was just me!

Edit: (edited in original post as I can't edit)

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 4 May 2007, 17:35, archived)

Let's hear it for batting cats!

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:34, archived)

Happy b3taday!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:37, archived)

It's hard work... honest

Click for bigger (113KB)

(ntmb, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:09, archived)

Is that Nørsk?

Wooyay if it is

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

Waits for Boba Fett version...

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eXOBeX, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:12, archived)

everybody talk about....

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

Progressive House

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

"london" was rubbish

lots of coked up talk in the toilets at a party.

hmmm. almost as if some film producers made a film about their life!

jason stratham was okay, though.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:06, archived)

i've not seen it

but i do like jessica biel

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:08, archived)

I know a few guys that run posh bars in Kensingto etc

They smear a very thin layer of Vasaline on the toilet tops. As soon as they put the coke on there it just turns to goo:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:35, archived)

Hello Mr M3

I'm typing this from the middle of fucking Disneyworld!!!!
I have know idea about your post!
Ris!-city!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

Disneyworld!!

damn you, should have gone to Disneyland, we could meet for drinks!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:08, archived)

Where are you?

i have to log in for every reply!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 17:11, archived)

California, Disneyland is Anaheim

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

Mnemmnemnemnionic:

disneyLAnd is near LA

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

That's the other side of the Country!!!

It would be nearer for me to go home!!!!!*

*possibly!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

Nobody got this either... i was so disappointed :(

...then again maybe they did and just thought it was hamtouchy...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:09, archived)

shoo-be-doo-be-doowap

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:11, archived)

I wanna dedicate it ...

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:14, archived)

I got it!

I just sat there thinking 'hm', but also that 'hm' didn't really warrant my going to all the effort of clicking 'reply'.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

Haha thanks for

the honesty! Somebody did reply and thought my poorly drawn infinity sybol was a set of goggles. I thought thats why the joke had been lost but it seems that the joke was just shit. oh well you live and learn...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:16, archived)

talk about missing the joke

my "the goggles, they do nothing!" was a simpsons reference to the fact that your pun hurt!

here you go: www.youtube.com/watch?v=biE_xQRQUQM

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fross Read your email on, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:37, archived)

haha!

Sorry i doubted you! I did blame myself tho and had put it down to poor illustration! :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 5 May 2007, 1:01, archived)

^this, pretty much

I was pretty busy at the time too, so wasn't replying much.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

i get it

woooo

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wjh31, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:22, archived)

Pop Music

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

Yay!

you win a badger!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:16, archived)

mine was funnier

*sulks about lack of badger*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

I have a small Voal as a consolation prize

I'll pop it in the mail this afternoon

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:21, archived)

Cor!

*lights oven*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:25, archived)

I think Geoff got it first

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:18, archived)

Yeah

and gfreeman is always right on his b3taday!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:28, archived)

Pop! Pop! Pop Muzik!

Not convinced NY and London are the right way round, but I'll take your word for it :)

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:16, archived)

I wrote the bloody thing, of course they are the right way round

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:22, archived)

oh, you wrote the bloody thing did you?

well, that's alright then.

tsk tsk.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:27, archived)

URRobinScottAICM5P

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:32, archived)

Famous last words!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:43, archived)

Pop music.

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Hoagie, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:09, archived)

Forgive the pearoast

but it's my b3taday.

And the winner of Miss World 2007 is ...
Miss Norway!

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

i forgive you

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gravytrain, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

why so shocked?

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

WooYayB3taday!

Funny too :-)

EDIT: Although, why Miss Word?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

Microsoft are taking over the world

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 4 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

Fair doos

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:08, archived)

ninja'd

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

then make something new to celebrate

no woo for you!~

But Happy B3taday!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

Happy b3taday!

Your candle facts are a bit gloomy though :¬(

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

1966: Doctors and dentists get huge pay rise
Harold Wilson's government agrees to increase doctors' and dentists' salaries by up to 30% after fears thousands

OVERPAID BASTARDS

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 4 May 2007, 17:06, archived)

heehee screamy man!

Hoared this twice today! WOOHOO!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:08, archived)

shhh!

i've just got the baby to sleep

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

NO!

Post highlights the flaws in my clone tooling!
:)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

I wouldn't have spotted them otherwise

Honest, guv'!!!

;O)

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

oi! oi!

savlon

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:19, archived)

that pic is woo

and Happy b3taday!!!!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:14, archived)

Oo the five year mark!

Wooo.

I think I may be about there but I managed to loose my first account. Don't ask me how.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:30, archived)

How?

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:35, archived)

It was before the waiting for a new account

I couldn't get access so I just created a new one. I think I first joined in about Feb 2002. May have been a little later though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:47, archived)

Tsk

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eXOBeX, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:11, archived)

OK - I go home now......

....have a good bank holiday, folks :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

*coveting a skoot*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

noooo. MY Skoot. MINE!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

I don't want yours anyway...
I bet it has hamster poo on it!

*runs away crying*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

Tatty-bye!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

have a good un

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

Weekend!

I'm being a Medieval Barber-Surgeon this weekend.

You?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

O_o

WhereWhyWhen?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

O_o

WarwickCastleNeedTheMoneyAllWeekend

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:06, archived)

Cool!

And indeed groovy. If I could drive I'd come and say hi!

(Always wanted to go to Warwick Castle, never have)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

Aww, that's very sweet.

Mummy told me never to talk to strange ladies, but I would definitely make an exception in your case.

Especially if you have drugs, nice legs or a bottle of gin.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:14, archived)

Errrrr.... *checks*

I have aspirin and gin, that do?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

Shit, yeah!

Only one of the above was needed.

*talks to strange lady*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:19, archived)

Hahahah

*lives in Warwick*

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:29, archived)

my friend wil and I came up with a cross between a tardis and a scooter

or a "tooter", which would fit anything in the back compartment, including a whole car.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

SKOOT!

This is great.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

May the 4th be with you.

Ha!

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fross Read your email on, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:38, archived)

Bored at college

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

that CSI bloke...

It needs to go HIGHER!!!!!!

pullemup all the way I say!

most woo to the two pics!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

would have made it higher

but I felt sorry for him. It's gotta be painful to do that on set day after day.

my mate might do one of him putting on and taking off his sunglasses in an endless loop. Kinda like the show really :P

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

like...

this?

www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/CSI/

(as if you haven't already seen it!)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

haha

pretty much

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

Gingers ftw :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

hehe

was gonna use the eyebrows from the bottom one on the top one but i figured they looked better seperate.

the scottish dude came up on a google search for ginger eyebrows woot

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

(hat not included)

(MasterOfStoats, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:53, archived)

lolzifer

i forgot about that, what an utter legend, if i was interviewing someone and they brought along their own tartan hat i'd hire them any day

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:26, archived)

haha

*takes note*

now thats how you should turn up to a job interview, beard and all

(MasterOfStoats, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:31, archived)

haha

ah, a day well spent

(MasterOfStoats, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:04, archived)

it was indeed

this doesn't even count the amount of hawking ideas we came up with :P

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:05, archived)

hah

speaking of which...post #2!

(MasterOfStoats, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:10, archived)

i'll wait

for this to go to page two of the main board lol

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:16, archived)

fair doos

(MasterOfStoats, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:53, archived)

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

This is strangely artistic

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

needs more dead cat

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

he did say more, not less

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

Talking of which

Any new photos?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:27, archived)

WOO YAY PANHANDLE!

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

so he didn't pay?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

Who didn't?

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

where?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

Hurrah!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

That's strangely good.

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

i like it

(

Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

"When will it end!"

"The End"

Pffft.

(

Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

that really is quite, quite good

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

This is weak...... and I blame you!

name that fillum

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

Is that

the last one then?

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

Moulin Rouge?

(there's tango, hence dancing, in Paris...)

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

tango and cash?

;)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

close, have a cigarillo

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

Orange flavoured drink in whore?

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

'ignorant slut drinks pop'?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

call her and tell her what you said....

Paris Hilton: [email protected]
310-801-0148

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

it's sorely tempting

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

I called yesterday

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

Did she say that's hot at any point?

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

when I told her the size of my calculator

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

cor!

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

Ah! Ah! I speak to you a lie!

We 'ave just one left! Would you like her?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

yay!

i just listened to that one again a couple of weeks ago!

:D

(

fross Read your email on, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:40, archived)

'orange person and her juice'?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

toy story 2?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

Jaws 2?

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

Hellraiser 2?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

Rocky 2?

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

9/11?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

that

TIMES A THOUSAND!

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

CHOKE ON THAT FUCKING CAN YOU WHORE!

that or last Tango in Paris

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

honey i fucked your daughter

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

I'm telling Lindsey!

[email protected]
Lindsey Lohan: [email protected]

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

get me hillary duff!

consult your celebrity black book!

(

Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

BRB

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

A Magnet Too Far?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

hahah

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

three men and a little magnet

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

American werewolf in Paris!

You've been tangoed!
Million dollar baby!
Save the last dance!
Button Moon goes large!
Last Tango in Paris!
Rambo?

(ALFIN Hasn't urinated since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

Rambo FTW!

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

Yeah

Go the me!

(ALFIN Hasn't urinated since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

Button Moon Goes Large. Need.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

rambo?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

dear god!

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

*wees laughing*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

liquidate her and feed her to herself?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

Fanta and Cash

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

how are you doing old timer?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

You'll never put a better bit of Butter in your Wife

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

The Magneticent Seven?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

hahahaha!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

Rhino Rape 7: Horns of Plenty

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

"Last Tango in Paris".

(

The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 4 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

...

(

daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

Bindun

but this is one of the betterer representations of it, so it shall receive a hearty WOO!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

I am actually RISing at 99% of the compo entries

and declare it shit. Not that Cockney Slang compos haven't failed before...

(

sinisterduck, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

As am I

but I put this down to being a Northern monkey and not a Cock-er-nee sparrah

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

ditto!

though I RIS 'cause I'm a daft foreign bird

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

iSketch anyone?

B3ta room

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?
iSketch anyone?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

i normally always find the room
today i wanted to join and there IS no b3ta room
so is nobody playing atm or wtf

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:28, archived)

Get thee behind me santa

*dashes off to isketch*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

I wish I could get this to work at work

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

i thought you were IT support?

don't you have control of the matrix?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

Ha no

I'm not even local admin on my machine, we have uber paranoid IT managers here.

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

bah!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

My thoughts exactly!

And now I must away, g'night b3ta!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

s'Friday!

BALTI NIGHT FOR DIM DIM YAY! Can't wait, I'm famished.

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

I'm rissing at the ruby wax bit!

think i understand the Al murray

(ALFIN Hasn't urinated since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

Just in case not everyone has gone to read the newsletter...

Here is some unhummusey artwork for someone to colour in what I did this week.

Sorry for being absent, bloody phone calls!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

Oooh, swish

*envies*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

Fankyous lovely!

I liked your jellyfish but got called away before I could groom you!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

Oooh, really?

I'm honoured!

Did you see my Yip Yip?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

thas lully *saves for later*

its a yip yip?

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

I think that's what they're affectionately known as

Shorter than 'The Aliens from Sesame Street'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

hahaha

shows how much I was lurking, if I thought it was a jellyfish, I love it anyway!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

Oh, I thought you meant this:

Which is a jellyfish

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

I think my work addled brain had melded the two

into one lully image :D

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

I posted the jelly weeks ago

I was about to congratulate you on your fabulous memory!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

bumcakes!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

yip

yipyip yip
uuuuhuh!

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

This is officially \o/

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

Ta!

Freebs animated it for me too(see profile, if you can scroll past the bewbs)

Question: What do I do for my 2000?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

*does joyful jig*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

bottom half

jiggling

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

That would not be pretty

I refuse to break the internet in this way. Other suggestions?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

Pasting your own photo onto a saucy model?

thus satisfying the unsatiated hunger of b3tans for norks, while keeping yours firmly un-oggled?

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

Could work

Feel the urge to outdo the 1000. You're unbelievably good at drawing people - could you draw me a body to which I could attach my head?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

yip yip yip yip

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhuh uhuh uhuh!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

Ooooooh lovely!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

Cor! Ta :D

Hows the house buying?

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

Bloody slow!

Just gimme the keys dammit :)

How are you cheekychops?

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

I'm a grand too

moving house, but not buying *jealouses*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

Can't say I blame you tbh

My pockets are full of moths and fluff, where before there were pennies and sweets :(
Iss blurry esspensive :(

Look on the bright side though! Yay howsies!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

Yess... butttttt

Old age comfort etc!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

Build a house then

And not just any old house ... a treehouse
We could build a whole colony and live like Ewoks :)

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

Well I am quite short

and very very hairy

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

You shall be the leader!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

I'm here!

*enhurgles*

*rushes off to do last minute soddin' work*

*EDIT* Did I not say how frippin' cool that drawing is? It's outstanding!

I have a new website...

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

You do????

*probes profile*

MUAHAHAHAA *glomps retreating freebs*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

TETHER HIM!!

He must be kept here!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

*fetches handcuffs*

You hold him down :D

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

*cackles*

*chloroforms*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

Ooooh

Good call!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

Christings, that's braw.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

Cheers not big ears!

Happy Friday to you :D

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

Christypants!

That's a bit good, Missus Sausage-type.

How's you? Keeping busy with the phone calls an' 'owt like that?

(

The Neville What what what, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

Aye I'm grand

They blocked msn at work :'( aaaaand I don't have nettings at home (as I'm moving around the corner)

How're you?

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

Noooeeeessss!

How on earth do you find distraction now? (Apart from the ever present b3tamonster of course)

I's grand. Making overly elaborate websites for people, drawing ever continuing web comic madness and generally having a spraffingly good time.

This weekend I shall also mostly be watching Spideyman 3 and eating food. Which is two of my favourite things! Huzzah!

(

The Neville What what what, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

1. is it soup and

2.drinking tea whilst watching spidey and eating food

:D

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

I wish they

would offer soup in the cinema. That would be a perfect combination!

(

The Neville What what what, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

oooooooh...

~~can i color it?~~ i'll have to do it later.
gotta dash.

curse youuuu, b3333taaaaaaaaaaaa!

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

no worries just go for it whenever!!

I love your style so would be honoured!!!

:D

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

^_^

i'll gaz it to you later...just in case you miss it

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

Yes pleaaaaaaase!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

oooooh

Flat chested girly or pretty man?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

I can't tell

Both maybe, I'm feeling greedy.

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

oh well

*lubes up regardless*
Come to poppa

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

YAY!

The pencil work lookd good, but this inked version is the business :D

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

Fankyou sir

You wait till you see my shopped version, its taken two nights already :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

cor

that is quite wonderful

(

Lynxkitten, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

Thank you very much :D

YAY!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

that is most WOO sexeh lady

it am nice to see you again, i do hope things are well with you.

tis a shame you aren't on the baord more.

;)

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

Isss been really busy at work :(

Also am going for vista exams so spare time is taken up cramming!

Hope you and family thor am grand!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

we are all well thank you

and cram, cram like you've never crammed before!

good luck.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

Oooh woo.

I'd colour it but I have my own stuff to colour.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

Hooray!

*touches CW in special place*

Missing you, sausage! Come to the Stomp next month, or I will come round to your house and poo in your garden.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

I won't come just to take a video of you doing that

so I can post it on the internet and make profits

:D

*glomps*

t're b3ta!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

Curses!

Foiled again.

Can you really make money selling poo videos? Hmmm...

*invests in camcorder*

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:08, archived)

Cor!

That's a bit bloody good!

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:06, archived)

woo! very nice!

and...

someone had to do it...

(Meta4, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

it's late because I'm on half staff and I had a power cut

b3ta.com/newsletter/issue275/

(

rob, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

hurrah!

goodbye work

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

excuses, excuses!

they get you everywhere in todays society.

(ad, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

LIIIEEEESSS!

Hurrah! More reasons not to do anything today.

(

The Neville What what what, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

boredom BEGONE!

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

yay

(

connor, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

You have staff?

You can't Count mrs Rob bringing you tea as staff.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

my mate dave co-writes it normally

but he's fucked off to paris

(

rob, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

Hilton?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

yaaaaay!

finally!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

Must try harder ;)

Woo etc

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

*stealth glomp*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

*tickuls*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

...

hello, new person! please read our FAQ!

hurr hurr, i am funnee!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

Hehheh

BAN HIM

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

Someone stole this earlier

*takes 30 pieces of silver*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

i know. twas the mutster.

he gazzed me. ^_^
EVEN WHILST I SLEEP THERE IS NO ESCAPING FROM MY FOOFY JUSTICE!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

foofy justice sounds so cute

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

we still love you!

lazy git :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

was just about to ask where it was!

(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

We always get it before /talk

HE LOVES US MORE!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

Eek, your blog seems to be down.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

4th of April?

4th of April?

(quimdaloo, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

Ha, take that work!

*gets fired*

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

Yay! Thank you

It's only late for those who want to skive off on Friday afternoons.
*thinks*
Oh yeah, it's late.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

"half staff"

you mean you've spent half the time wanking?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

may the forth WE with you?

(

gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

Bindun?

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

bindun

but still woo

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

d'oh!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

*searches around for old "Schindler's Lift" picture*

woo!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

(pdjpdj, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

LOLz

ROFL-copter
*click*

(mox "My mind is telling me no...", Fri 4 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

Dentists In Love

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I had the idea one morning while brushing my teeth (together with some other ideas). After brushing my teeth I wrote down my idea and sketched down this one. Today I saw somebody’s interpretation for the word “love”. He did some bunnies and a heart above them. I just thought: stupid bunnies- I should scan in my sketch and turn it into REAL art. I couldn’t decide what style to use at all and was wondering how the shading will be like. So I did outlines and everything and just didn’t like it. Then I got the idea: WELL how about doing something that’s just made out of shapes and …evil word… GRADIENTS!
I know everybody who uses gradients goes straight to hell and they mostly look ugly and every artist will hate you for them but I think gradients DON’T have to look ugly if you know how to use them right. So anyways I gave gradients a try and this is the result. My first picture done with gradients. I cant remember the last time a picture took me longer than 3 hours but it was worth the time. If you are wondering what the background is: I really had NO idea what kind of background I should do. I build the vectors on top of my sketch and then I thought- hey this scanned in sketch doesn’t really look bad as backdrop so I kept it.

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

aaargh words!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

RIS

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

I wonder why people

say that, rather than just read the text which pretty much explains everything...

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

I'm not reading all that

I've got work and shit to ddo

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

thank you for the thrilling back-story.

t'is a nice pic, though.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

that's it, tell the internet

woo to the pic :D

edit: are you per chance on anphetamines? you sound like someone I was speaking to at global gathering last year.

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

Story:

Once there was a words.
END

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

*tackles*

g'mornin!
how's you?

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

Yay!

Great thanks :)
How's you this morning?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

excellent!

it seems that even whilst i sleep, i patrol the board, making it a better place.

^_^

and now i get to dash off to pick up my paycheck and spiderman tickets!

woot!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

To quote Hale and Pace:

# Some songs
Are very very long
This one isn't #

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

Gradients are fucking ace

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

evil sheep pinata

but most woo

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Lynxkitten, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

Whats all that black squiggly stuff?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

Nice pic.

And ta for the autobiography.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

raaaawr!

[biggererer sock]

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

Ha ha!

Lovely sock action, there!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

14 pairs and not one of them match

;)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

hahahahaha

ace

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mugatu, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

YAY

triple soxks

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

the sock

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

socken arrow

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

bedsocks and broomsocks

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

socky balboa

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

sock, or my mom will shoot

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

sock corridor

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

dial 's' for socks

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

No socks please we're British?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

*pffft*

/not British

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

it looks just too lully!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

Haha!

Well, at least it's an even number...

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! \o/

I LOVE your sox Prodge. Post some more!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

sock..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

*swoons*

you am de best :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

Bunny Girl vs Static Charge.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

SNOO SNOO!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

Yay!

Can you draw yesterday's Flintstones orgy next please?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

o_O

snag, crackle...pop!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

two?

and boobies as well.

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Frumbert has no sig, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

no post it note?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

Scarlet ran off with them.

She's labelling everything in the house.
"TV"
"Phone"
"Spoon"
"Another Spoon"

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

my little boy has learned the word 'spoon'

i'm training him up ready for when my 'tick' dvd arrives

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

Can I make a request?

I'd like a portion of filth served up with a side plate of innuendo and smut

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The Neville What what what, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

^ this

as usual

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

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Frumbert has no sig, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

^^^

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

Zzzzzkt.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

I have one of those

in my garage. 100% FACT.

And woo to JJ! Laarvely as usual

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Lucky you!

I want Jacob's Ladders.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

you DO?!

genuinely curious/jealous

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

Yarr!

It's amazing fun! I'm in the process of adding a larger power supply for bigger sparkage. Check out this: long exposure of it.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

Oh my!

*awes*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

*covets*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

oh my!

WOO!

you am the bestest JJ.

:D

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

snap & crackle

but i see no popping going on..however, most woosome

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Lynxkitten, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

Popping in Special Files version only.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

AceAceAceAceAceAceAceAce...

...AceAceAceAceAceAce_{Ace_{Ace_{Ace_{Ace_{Ace_Ace}}}}}

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:11, archived)

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