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how many ris's can I get before someone explains it?

*EDIT - After 30 minutes no one had got this. For shame on you.
It is the famous painting "and when did you last see your father?" by William Frederick Yeames.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:35, archived)

what does ris's mean?

;)

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:35, archived)

I didn't know if the plural was

ris, rises, ris's, or risii

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:37, archived)

what do ris mean?

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:38, archived)

you are ris

by not knowing the ris

(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:45, archived)

it's the middle three letters from

Morrisons (Morrisons - ris = morons)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:47, archived)

ris!

(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:52, archived)

more ris ens to 'shop at more ris ens

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:54, archived)

i see

what you did there

and me likey

(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:56, archived)

hahahahah

If there was a god then they would change that to be their actual slogan

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:59, archived)

My brother's girlfirend used to work in marketing for Morrisons

she was in charge of the fancy range!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:01, archived)

RIS?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:56, archived)

no, just

a little ris

(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:57, archived)

More reason to fuck off to Tesco

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 29 May 2007, 18:48, archived)

Something that belongs to ris

(Londingham ., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:38, archived)

all your base are belong to ris

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:46, archived)

RIS

*contributes*

(Londingham ., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:35, archived)

Must I?

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:36, archived)

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 29 May 2007, 17:37, archived)

cor, more than I was expecting

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:38, archived)

RIS?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:39, archived)

I might be misunderstanding your game, but

the painting is called "And when did you last see your father?"
I know this as a colleague suggested i do it, when I told him what the challenge was.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:10, archived)

I used the same painting

Only I call it "Now show the nice man with the dolly where the bad man touched your sister"

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:04, archived)

I got it

but then again, I'm a smartarse.

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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:28, archived)

Aghaaa

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:33, archived)

NooooOooo!

fluff!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:34, archived)

hahahaha

:D

I just imagine it saying "PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT!"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:34, archived)

haha, you are taking

the piss now. All my secrets are coming out :D

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:35, archived)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:36, archived)

did you use paint for best result?

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:36, archived)

Yes

it was a little tricky

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:37, archived)

Fear

teh Pickles!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:09, archived)

that's really cool :D

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:14, archived)

I was thinking to myself

why does that look familiar? And then I realised this from 2005

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:22, archived)

Top Kittinage!!

Teh pink noses of kittins makes me go 'Ah'!

(Tealord - the Tesco Value David Tennant., Tue 29 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:30, archived)

nsfw

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:32, archived)

oops... yes..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:37, archived)

;)

lol

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:38, archived)

that's much better

ta!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:38, archived)

Hahahaha!

Damn straight!

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:40, archived)

Too obscure?

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:22, archived)

chas and dave?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:23, archived)

rabbit

rabbit

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:24, archived)

If you don't mind I'll post this up here

for anyone who is interested.

Hi Craig,

Many thanks for bringing this to our attention. The offending member
has been warned that this has to stop immediately, all existing threads
where he has done this have been taken down, and he has been made aware
of the consequences and actions that will ensue if he does it again.

Pete @ Nuts

RESULT!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)

yes

I've just had a look

seems that pictures have been a dissapearing

:D

they may be learning

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:27, archived)

well...

he was deleting them himself, as there's an attachment limit

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:29, archived)

Ahh

explains why some of the threads is still up

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:30, archived)

It's only fair

plus I was polite but ensured that it was understood that the CC license counts for something. I shall write back and thank him. It's only a small victory though, they still can't stop doing it in the mags.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:29, archived)

indeed

fair=legal

folk should know better

of course they don't because they are ignorant mongs who can do anything they want and anyone who disagrees is naughty bad man who ruined their life etc..

another symptom of the ol' entitlement culture innit

ps, can I have some free money? :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:31, archived)

I will give you some free money if you desrve it so answer these questions:

1. Did you ever witness something nasty?
2. Did anyone ever "look at you funny"?
3. Did your mum ever refuse to give you sweeties with the excuse that "your tea will be ready soon"?

If so, you are obviously a traumatised victim and deserve money and lots of it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:35, archived)

my mother didn't breast feed me and now I have incurable eczema

can I have money?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:48, archived)

Why yes!

*hands over wads of cash*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:50, archived)

what about breast feeding?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:52, archived)

*sigh* alright then

*hands over a few more wads of cash*
;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:53, archived)

*mutters*

can't suck milk out of that

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:54, archived)

*wanders off to buy a cow*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:59, archived)

nope

but you can pay for a quick nosh on my moobs

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:00, archived)

if I wanted a mouth full of nipple hair

I'd join the army

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:02, archived)

Grab yer coat, Prof!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:02, archived)

why - where are you taking me... who are those men... what's in that van... why are you putting a pillow case over my head... ?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:04, archived)

1.yes
2.yes
3.yes!

damn it!

I have to sue! then I can become a rich bastard!

hmm, but what if someone sees that I'm rich and they are poor, and the difference in spending potential means that they become sad

They'll sue me for the stress of making them become sad and they'll take all my money

arg, but then I can sue them for taking all of my money!

hah!

The system works!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:57, archived)

Prrrrofit!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:01, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:13, archived)

Yeeees! Thieving twunt

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:28, archived)

You're called CRAIG?

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:28, archived)

I am indeed hunny

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:30, archived)

is your last name david?

your gunna get a fucking thump if it is.

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:31, archived)

haha

no. my last name is something odd and Danish. My families heraldic coat of arms has dolphins on it. Fucking dolphins. I ask you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:33, archived)

Your coat of arms has fucking dolphins?

Dolphin Rampant? :S

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:35, archived)

naiant actually

I think that means swimming. I'll post it here in a sec when I've shopped the old surname off it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:44, archived)

my family coat of arms

has a coat on it, that has arms.

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vladimir, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:53, archived)

Cor!

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:32, archived)

not sure that being called Craig

makes me sexy.

I thought that was my tight, toned ass ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:34, archived)

It's your suave chat up lines that do it for me like..

"wanna shag?"

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:37, archived)

pfft. I'm far more vocal than that.

oi lass, fancy going halves on a bastard?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:45, archived)

I'm bloody gagging for it now!

/fat slags

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:52, archived)

Well yes, your arse obviously

and my coat of arms has a boar on it. Much more boaring. Ahem.

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in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:38, archived)

^this.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:30, archived)

My first thoughts also

(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:31, archived)

whats all this?

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:28, archived)

this...

www.b3ta.com/board/7233337

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:32, archived)

Oh there is a user at the nuts forums

who posts pictures every day, most of tem from here. That's not so bad in itself although credit would be nice but he actively removes the tags and puts his own on so I mailed Steve up there at IPC and pointed out that most of us now claim copyright for our stuff and it was out of order.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:32, archived)

guess there's something to be said for that digimarc thing

does it actually work?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:33, archived)

Yeah digimarc works fine

but it's stronger when you subscribe to it. I always forget to use it. There are plenty of other invisible watermark too.
Just add one of these at the top of your profile and thumbnail your pics in your profile so that it covers the things you make
creativecommons.org/license/

put one on your website to if you post original works.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:39, archived)

yeah

I think it just comes with a demo thing on photosoup

but erm... well

er...

*looks up at sky*
"hmm, appears to be raining photoshop cd's"

sort of thing, so I can't erm.. yes

:(

Hey, if I could afford it I'd buy the whole adobe suite
(tho I wouldn't get premiere, wees to premiere)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:00, archived)

I remember last time I

bought premiere and tried to install it. It fucked me off because I did not have a pentium cpu.

Yes digimarc is on photoshop but its just a standard digital watermarker. It does not mark the image as yours specifically until you buy a license.

I've got Adobe design premier CS3 so ner!
( and the whole CS2 suite, and most of CS1 and photoshop 5,6 and 7. And Macromedia studio 8. Damn you Adobe, I could have bought a frigging house if not for you! "

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:37, archived)

seems the folk who know

use final cut pro

tho that of course means buying a mac

but as I don't have a compelling need to do broadcast standard editing just yet I think I can get by without it

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:43, archived)

Is that Johnx1?

I've just been looking at his posts and if there were any images they've all been pulled now.

Good work, Kemosabe.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:43, archived)

Yeah that's the fella.

I don't really mind seeing my images on other websites, it can be flattering but this cheeky cunt puts his name to it and leeches the reflected glory, so fuck him. Besides, he looks exactly like a guy I know who I expect I'll have to punch soon so he got my back up ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:57, archived)

now now

violence isn't the answer

tho it's certainly an answer

and don't punch people, you could damage your hand, use a baseball bat instead :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:03, archived)

hooray!

hit them where it hurts, in the bollocks.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:31, archived)

Nice work : )

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:54, archived)

V clever.

*cricks neck*

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:24, archived)

your skull looks like a tin of biscuits, or summat

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:24, archived)

das fiyin tork

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:24, archived)

ya!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:25, archived)

psst, its ferrero rocher

...

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:25, archived)

ah, makes sense now :D

i didn't recognise them, not in a 5ft high cone, handed to me by a posh serving bint.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)

Close

Its a cheap and nasty clear plastic container filled with air wrapped in flaky scabs and a substance that just reaches the EU's bare minimum to be classified as chocolate

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 29 May 2007, 17:30, archived)

Monsieur, with this image

You are spoiling us

Am I the first?

(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:24, archived)

you are

you win my internets

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:25, archived)

I only just got the relevance just now though

After remembering the title of the painting.

Hah! Brilliant.

(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:27, archived)

Poor old Holbein

that skull must have taken him ages, but if only he'd had the thought to gone out & buy tattyshop, it wouldn't have taken him 5 minutes...

(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIOUS!

WYH

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:58, archived)

Shopped

Bindun?

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

~@)

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:16, archived)

woo!

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:16, archived)

:--o-()

... and woo!

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waxyone, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

Snarf!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

But is it real?

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

has a .jpg

must be real.

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:18, archived)

( . Y . )

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:25, archived)

8===D - - -

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:53, archived)

(_)_)======D - - -

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:56, archived)

Squeagle!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

Superb

..having never done one of these, is it difficult to do?

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juanking ...and then it fell off, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

no -

use paint for best result.

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

Thanks for the tip...

where can I buy this paint program?

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juanking ...and then it fell off, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

all good record shops

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:08, archived)

out now

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:08, archived)

but wait!

is there more?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

No,

there's not

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:11, archived)

there isn't?

well fuck that then

I'm going to JML

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

Get the JML cash away.

Do you spend all you money on non-shite.

THEN STOP.

the new JML cash away is the best way to rid yourself of money. Our JML plastic shite on a stick will leave you feeling robbed good and propper.

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

but I really need that inflatable clam sheller with free dog scissors

and extra pack of ClamGleem™

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

the JML cash away is all you need.

iT might look like bright yellow plastic - and thats because IT IS.

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:19, archived)

yellow you say

*strokes chin with intrigue*

go on - you've peaked my attention

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:22, archived)

piqued

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:23, archived)

Many thanks

it has been a long and hard day and I'm world weary .... and now I've got to go and write a dissertation.

which sucks

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:25, archived)

i'm making an animation for them right now

for the ubershit pro ceramic vegetable peeler.

i've seen this product up close for a couple of days now. it wouldn't last 3 minutes in active service

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:22, archived)

pro vegetable

mong

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)

"WITH THE NEW PRO VEGETABLE MONG YOU CAN MLMLNGLMLLMGLMGLNGLMLGNGLMGLNGLMGLMGLGNGNNLLMGMGMG"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:30, archived)

hahahaha

it really is a house of tat.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)

that needs to be in song form, a la madness

innit

"welcome to the house of tat"

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:32, archived)

it's only meant to last long enough to be advertised

and then shipped to the ~~morons~~customers who really ~~are fucking numb~~need these great~~shite~~ products~~waste of earths resources~~

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)

*waves*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

*surfs*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:19, archived)

*drowns*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:34, archived)

Your profile of controllers is like a tick list of my youth....

and damn fine work too.

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juanking ...and then it fell off, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:11, archived)

was that aimed at me?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

aims at you

*FIRE*

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

your bullets cannot harm me

my wings are like a shield of steel!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

turn tazor to full power

steel eh?

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:16, archived)

my wings are like a shield of steel!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

yes

well, more or less pointed in your general direction anyway.

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juanking ...and then it fell off, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:18, archived)

cool

cheers by the way

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:21, archived)

Not really

Most time-consuming bit is usually finding good source pics... Just saw the eagle on the BBC news website and thought "That needs adding to something."

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:06, archived)

just find one in real life

you'll not have to photoshop it.
saves loads of time.

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:08, archived)

They're native to Northern Latvia if i'm not mistaken

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

Thats the grey lesser wing.

They are more common due to the peanut fish being protected after the 1980s lake fires.

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

those lake fires were a terrible ecological disaster

when will people learn! water and fire just DON'T MIX!

still the peanutfish pie festival was pretty good that year :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

good year for pie

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

Although I always have trouble holding the buggers still while I cut bits off them...

(Mr._Pickles, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

You ever tried catching one of those little sods?

Although I suspect if I was into taxidermy, I'd be making things like this IRL.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:11, archived)

heh

there could be an actual market for that

I'm not taking the piss either

tho I dunno what kind of nutter wants some crazy random mixed up critter glaring at them from the mantelpiece

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:16, archived)

headswapping and that lark

is a piece of piss providing you are proficient with masks and selections. it's the blending that becomes an issue but there are hunnerds of tutorials, just google for them.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:14, archived)

Most terrible of the Sciuridae

Woo Mr Tribs

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

nice work!

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

top shop

nice!

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

FANDABIDOZI

*clicks*

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

sure it's crap. but do you really care?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

haha

made me laugh more than it should have.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

at all?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

Pffft!

It got a reasonable and audible 'heh' from me.

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:11, archived)

*cups hand around ear*

oh aye

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

HEH!!!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:18, archived)

*chases*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:19, archived)

meep!

*runs*

hang on ... why am i running?!

*turns and FIGHTS!*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:21, archived)

~~IGHT~~ UCK

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:22, archived)

*thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrusts*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)

*smokes*

we don't mind sucking on toes, *clapclap* *clap* *clapclap* *clap*
good luck finding a boyfreind who sucks toes *clapclap* *clap* *clapclap* *clap*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:45, archived)

I STILL HAD MY HAND CUPPED THEN!

*ringing in ears*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:21, archived)

nope, don't care one bit!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:14, archived)

good guy

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

thanks, miss

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)

you don't have to be male

to be a good guy!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:31, archived)

sorry...

I thought you wanted to roleplay...

/just being a daftie, no offence taken/meant

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:33, archived)

End of day doodle......

....I go home now. nite nite.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

Night mister

and woo to norks!

(

Weetobix, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

norks are Woo

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

*norks*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:20, archived)

*woo*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:25, archived)

*polishes*

*buffed to a healthy shine*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

Hazzar!

;D

cheers JJ

*fwaps until i bleed*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

same as every other tuesday then?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

~~tues~~

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

pffft

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:16, archived)

same thing we do every night pinky

fwap ourself until we pass out.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:20, archived)

*yiffs*

(

idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 29 May 2007, 17:21, archived)

stone clad art perhaps?

(

edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

OMG NSFW!

;)

(

Grundlebiscuit, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

aww come on, there's no 'arm in it

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

*spang!*

(

Grundlebiscuit, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

du dum tish......

ooooohhhh missus.

(

edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

www.mikenco.com/plom.php

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 29 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

Aztec catch phrase

oh its a good guess - but not right.

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

aaaaaw

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

tiny pance!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

PANCE!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

*does pance dance*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

*plays the panceiphone*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

tucks lance

into pance

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

sniffs

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

phhwwwooaaaaaw

i mean.....

aaaaaw.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

sugar paper panties FTW!!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

ripley's teeny tiny pance in alien

are what lulled the the monster to sleep so she could escape, er, or something.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

that and her stray ginger pussy

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

What a shame

there were on Sigourney Weaver *shudders*

(

Weetobix, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

Oh come on

she's got a jaw bigger than that bloke from family guy, you know, the one with the really big jaw!

(

Weetobix, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

huhehuhhuarh!

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

giggidy

giggidy
giggidy

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:08, archived)

big boobies - check
tiny panties - check
not human - check

it's JJ alright

what happened to sasha?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

Who touched her?

Who touched my gun?!

(

Weetobix, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

those are very small panties

and i for one approve

*stamps with rubber stamp of approval*

hazzar!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

I'm rather disturbed...

...that I'm aroused by a cartoon. Plus I probably only needed the subject title.

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

no no no no

you are aroused by sexy thoughts
brought on by a cartoon

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

Hurrah for justified perversion!

*writes that excuse down for further use*

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

Her panties seem see-through.

They must be sodden. Weak bladder?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

those pants are

are a bit small, how does she fit into them?

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

Lube.

Lots and lots of lube.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

i thought that

was how you got into her

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

Talc,

a shoehorn and patience

(

Weetobix, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:06, archived)

two helpers

and a tall bookcase?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:09, archived)

Hey!

You've done this before...

(

Weetobix, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:16, archived)

i'm a member of the

"masked wardrobe leapers" society

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

Brother!

*does special handshake and shows secret badge*

(

Weetobix, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:19, archived)

YAY!

i'm totally ging to make a badge tomorrow.
remind me will you?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:24, archived)

Wilco skipper

may have a go myself :)

(

Weetobix, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:28, archived)

I approve of this picture!

100% of fact.
Woos all around!

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:35, archived)

Head on a statue

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

he'll make you eat stuff out of his arse

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

i've suddenly gone off the idea....

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

~~eat stuff out of~~ feed pies into

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

With a spoon

after 'ning all.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

'ning

I've just finished a rather long and officious sounding mail to the admin of the nuts forum regarding johnx1 and his blatant thievery and image tagging and reminded them of the terms of the CC licenses. I shall await the reply with interest.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

surely

we should just have an anti zoo/nuts image challange? that'd get their attention.

(

Grundlebiscuit, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

Don't hold your breath

I'm still waiting:P I suppose if you accidentally posted the email below and other
b3tians politely expressed their concern, that may get things moving.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

yeah

like that time a load of b3tans "allegedly" politely told daz sampson he was kak on his website :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

I like that polite:)

I call it 'Post Office Polite':D

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

"post office polite"

aka: "kicked into a roadside ditch 30 yards from it's official destination"

aka: 'delivered by parcel farce'

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

haha. I miss the train-spotting geek.

I wonder if he's put his gussetbook back up or perhaps he is still too traumatised from becoming the internet's biggest joke for a week.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

I shall give him half the working day tomorrow

to respond and then I'll have my solicitor draught a letter to their webhost ( not for any other reason than they might have to take notice then ). My solicitor's a mate and does fuck all for me these days so he won't mind jargonning something up.

I used the contact us page to send to the admin so I don't have a mail address but now I think about it I could go and see who's registered the domain and spam that fucker.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

letter to the webhost?

for full amusement a letter to the publisher, high up in the publisher

fun :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

Sounds good

He's not actually anyhing to do with Nuts though, just some loser that does a daily post.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:18, archived)

like those mental people who post in crayon drawings of their penis to richard and judy

or is that just me?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:28, archived)

I suspect the reply will be along the lines of

"mmlllnlmlgmlgl mgl mgmmgmgl gmgmglgmlmlalmga *SPAZZ* mmlgmgmlgmlglngnglgmglgmg *KER-PLUNK*"

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

blimey

he looks like he's been off the pies for an afternoon.

he wasteing away.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

Is he angry

because no one shoved a chocolate bar in his crack? I would be.

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

ace,

but showing a bit of log would be acer

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

Mr and Mrs Andrews

Hey all, my first post on b3ta, and my photoshopping skills aren't that great, but here's an entry anyway:

click for bigger.

(jose caldes, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

what's that coming over the hill!?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

is it a monster?

(

its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

i dunno!

i was asking you!

*wipes off Turkish Delight ~ Scoffs*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

bah

/popular culture reference wasted blog

(

its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

nevermind, it's fully recyclable

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:08, archived)

so..

you don't want to see my 'tourist guy ar the last supper'?

(jose caldes, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

yes yes

please do post it :)

i was replying to the one above

(

its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

i am the one above

a number on a list

i am the one above
even though i don't exist

nobody knows me
but i'm always here

a statistical reminder of a job that doesn't care
if i browse b3ta all day!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

I was just eating some

Turkish Delight from its holder.

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

Fry's arse?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

Is it a monster?

sorry

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

it's a spunking cock beast.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

is it a lobster?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

is it a mobster?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:08, archived)

is it a

paternoster?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:08, archived)

don't go in one if you're pissed

this is the advice of my 92-year-old great uncle

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

*files under appropriate section*

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

hello.

I recognise the green thing, what is it?

*awaits "grass" pun*

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

Isn't it from

Princess Mononoke? Or perhaps Spirited Away? Certainly something Studio-Ghibli inclined!

(

Rincewind, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

*googles*

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

nope

it might be a pokemon

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:10, archived)

Well, it's not one of these:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon

And I think that list is comprehensive*. Any other ideas?

* It's amazing what people spend their time documenting

(

Rincewind, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

but

if the japanese names are all unknown, why have the column?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

Mononoke hime

* edit

from this

Sento Chihiro no kamikakushi

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

i don't remember there being a weirdo green thing in mononoke

only the forest god was a bit bizaare
the rest were all real animals

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

^^ Wot I said

...although I can't find anything online that proves it!

(

Rincewind, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

because it isn't in the film!!!!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

Then where is it from?

I have to know, dammit!

(

Rincewind, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

well it's not in a ghibli flick, because i'm the biggest ghibli fan here and i say it isn't

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

totoro?

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

it's a magical adventure for you!

what about it??
there's no green monsters in that if you're asking :D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

it's the green jumping llama thingy

(jose caldes, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

oooooo

jumpy!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

someone made a spunky cock version of this

i accuse the king of hats! based on my own shoddy memory

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

i blame wasp box

as he's the last one i remember seeing posting it

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

Now blame me :)

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 29 May 2007, 18:20, archived)

what gives out more?

a spunky cock or a spitting llama?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

depends on the cock

I jizz 3 gallons at a time

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

you must need a wheelbarrow to cart your balls about

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

he rides 'em like hairy space hoppers

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

you should refine it

and create some form of jizz-powered hovercar. think of the saving in petrol!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

depends on the size of the <s>cock</s> balls

also hydration, level of arousal, recency of last ejaculatory event etc...

/forensic scientist blog

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

*points at title*

haa ha!

(

Grundlebiscuit, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

when was YOUR most recent ejaculatory event?

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

i'm a

girly-type person, hence lack of spunkage

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

You might have had one of them girl-spurts

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

lol

not lately!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

please could you ladies keep this conversation going?

I likes the way it is heading.

(

Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

has happened to me

most disconcereting

Debbilgrrrl's mind - "ooh ahh wow yeah oh ...huh?! oh fuck this is NOT a good time to have a piss .... UNGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHH!!!! Whoah, that was no piss :D"

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

o_O

pick you up at 8?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:11, archived)

I'll have melted into a puddle by then ;)

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:19, archived)

Thanks very much.

I'm errm, going to the pub now.

Thanks again

*smiles shyly*

Bye

(

Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:22, archived)

PUB!!!

Yes!!!!!

*grabs coat and bike helmet and legs it out of work*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:25, archived)

i was kind of hoping you wouldn't start without me

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:26, archived)

GUSHER!!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

When did the last load fall out then?

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

Jumping Llamas

Made me google. Thanks google.

www.cafepress.com/nighttshirts/2343349

(

tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

Wooo

to lully noobies! A rarity!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

Taken from:

Aaron St.Goddards site I believe:

www.wildpixels.com/brasshorse

and

www.wildpixels.com/bunchies/

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:18, archived)

Eye fank ewe

Thanks for that - it obviously just 'borrows' from Ghibli's style.

(

Rincewind, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:34, archived)

I can dig it

daddio

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

Fry's Turkish Delight

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

i'd nibble that!

i love a turkydelight

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

is there anyone here

who actually wouldn't eat a milk chocolate covered pseudo-rose flavoured gelatine confection out of Stephen Fry's arsehole?

I think not!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:06, archived)

Yes. There is one such man.

Him. Over there.

*points at a suspicious foreign-looking man*

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:08, archived)

burn the witch!

nice sig by the way

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

burn to ash and bone

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:11, archived)

woo!

Cowboy beebop is greatly undervalued by people who haven't seen it.

I partuclarly love the episode where the dog does everything for them because they are all monged out on smack*

*Some subtleties of plot may have been forgotten

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

ha ha!

i have the korean sub version, the grammar is terrible
but i've recently started collecting the proper
western release since watching Firefly made me
hunger for the original space cowboy

p.s. Samurai champloo by the same guy is pretty good too
and if you like jazz opening sequences there's only
one number one!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMz8cmneKTs

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

oooh

must check when I get home to allowed-sound-land.

I had an old gunsmith cats comic and thought it had promise.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

i've a few of the graphic novels and the original series on VHS

i was attracted by his total love for cars and guns
all of which he draws in obsessive detail :)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

Its a tan

And Scotland is not Foreign i thank you very much.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 16:11, archived)

well, when you put it like that.....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

I don't like Turkish delight,

but jam a Crunchie in his crack and I'd be nibbling away like a squirrel on speed

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

Pint of mind bleach please Barkeep

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

i for one don't like turkish delight

or stephen fry's bumhole

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

You must be gay then.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

i can't help it

if i don't like turkish delight!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

shurely

the musky reek of rectal mucus would cover the worst of the taste?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

o_O

for not liking turkish delight or not liking stephen fry's bumhole?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

yes

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

erm

both!
(actually I'm not overly fond of either on reflection but honestly, the man is a legend!)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

the man IS a legend

and i love him dearly
but i wouldn't eat disgusting "confectionary"
from his rear end

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

no ok

I'll not ask you to again.

*hangs head and mutters about how you would if you really loved me*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

*pretends not to hear*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

Gah!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

but your 3000th post was quite a while ago.

oh well (ROFFLE!)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

The

cockney rhyming slang compo was a couple of weeks back

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:03, archived)

"Now show the man with the dolly where the bad man touched your sister."

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

he he

Like it.

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:55, archived)

I've got a log in

www.nuts.co.uk/boards/showthread.php?t=18202

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

HA HA

Genius
*clickith*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

ho ho ho

child abuse...

always funny.

(no, really, that made me laugh a bit. Click.)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

No - you got that wrong - It's:

"Now little boy, show me on the dolly where you would like me to touch your sister"

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

btw, Alastair Campbell's memoirs, The Blair Years, comes out soon

larger version in Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:53, archived)

Very nice!

My but the board is fast at the moment.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

it is indeed nice

the board is moving fast as the talented people try to push off my tragic 1000.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

Congratumalations

on your 1000th post.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

thank you

somehow it all seems worthwhile now

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

Modernized

Well, sort of. Early surrealism ( original tinyurl.com/3dvvd7 )

Magritte

(l-rs, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:53, archived)

Ha ha!

*likes*

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

That am woo

Too subtle for this lot, but woo nevertheless

(rogerzilla, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:05, archived)

hummus lackage.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:51, archived)

Yay

It's pissing it down.

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

Raindrops keep falling on my head...

Reminds me a bit of the old ISIRTA joke.
When the wind blows, it is the gods breathing on you. When the sun shines, it is the gods smiling on you. When it rains...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

that's me in the tree

literally pissing myself laughing :)

*cer-lick*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

Alcohol Health Warnings

Blog & Archive

interesting to see that Magners is also against showing proof of age :)
www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/acts/no2id.htm

story :
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6692593.stm

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

wonderful stuff

lovely play on the phrase there :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

sorry to see Zoo have ripped you off again

can you block their IP from your images - that's what I've done.

I can't understand why B3TA hasn't done so - at least from their own image hosting - I must admit that this puzzles me.

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

I'm still awaiting a reply after a chase up email last week about the remaining 50% of the prizes won...

heard nothing back since...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

why doesn't everyone just send their images in to zoo/nuts themselves?

at least it's be you who would get the prizes!

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Grundlebiscuit, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

Good job all that ice is free

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 29 May 2007, 15:45, archived)

Spot on

(prodder This crack's really moreish, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

this are alcopops!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

this calls for the......

It's the only answer

(and a pointless pearoast)

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edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

Haha! Yay!

I grew up next to the Thatcher's cider farm

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Weetobix, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:51, archived)

Gert lush!

Am you Bristolian?

(prodder This crack's really moreish, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

That oi be!

I'm overlooking the fountains in the centre at the mo

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Weetobix, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:10, archived)

it's funny because most of their apples get shipped from herefordshire.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

Herefordshire to Ireland

then back to The City.

Maybe it should be carbon offset..

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

By planting some apple trees!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:50, archived)

and then

vomited up outside some overpriced bar by light-weights drinking dilluted cider.

Blimey isn't nature wonderful.

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edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:50, archived)

the magners apple cycle

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edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

now _THAT_

is science

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

\o/

Where we* make Strongbow!

*Well, not we per se, but Bulmers.

/from Hereford but drinks pissy carling blog

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 29 May 2007, 15:52, archived)

hehe

yay Bulmers!

/from herefordshire but dislikes cider blog

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

You need the ice to numb the taste buds!

But that goes for all cider!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

boo to warning labels

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

£4.40? Crikey!

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 29 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

Magners? Pfff

Its £2.20 Kopparberg every time...

I drank 5 litres of the stuff last friday...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 29 May 2007, 15:52, archived)

^^this

kopperberg is the best thing ever... except you generally have to go to a weathspoons to get it..

also try strongbow jaques fruit cidar.. 4.1 units a bottle and you'd swear your drinking juice... brilliant stuff

(That Random Guy, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

poor old british captives.

I enjoy a lot of nice beer here Deutschland for 60 cents a bottle, sometimes splash out on some really good stuff for 70 cents, if I'm feeling frisky.

Edit: More to the point, there's no fucking cider here, beautiful.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

Engage.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 29 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

christ,

than puns me the fuck up.
-1

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

hahaha, arf!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:41, archived)

Hehehehehehehe

punpunpunpunpunpun

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:41, archived)

Arf!

that burns!

*administers afterpun lotion*

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 29 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

apart from the deodorant:

Ris!

Pulse drive? 'haps

/not a Trekker

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

Impulse Drive

The method a starship uses to propel itself below light speed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impulse_drive

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:45, archived)

Aaahhh!

I see.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 29 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

Threadjack

This isn't worth it's own thread!

EDIT: Terry Venn-nibbles

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

aaaaaarggggggggggh!

i mean "top punnage" of course :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Suffering suckitas!

however its spelt

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

arggg

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

This is fucking great.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:23, archived)

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