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# Another Bernard one.
By a good mate of mine - Chris "Okse" Oxenbury:


(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# huzzah!
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Bin

Dun

www.b3ta.com/board/7308349
(paulie paul is tired and unemotional, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# TENTACLE GATE'S GONNA RAPE YOU!!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# After it's stopped being suprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# haha yes, that too

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I saw this too !
also in an outraged fashion....

"what the HELL ?????"
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
great observation.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# is he a professional cartoon drawer?
this is very similar in style to a two ronnies comic book i had as a child
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Okse?
That looks well foreign.

Tis most good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# i posted a link to the eye
did you see?
did you?
hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I just posted back, you impatient bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# *hops from foot to foot*
but it's lunchtime!

*scrolls*

yeah, that was worth the wait.

*sigh*

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# What did you want?
Fuck me, not another person having a problem with me today.

Do I have 'please, have a go for no reason' tattoed on my forehead or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha !
oh dear !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# he fucked his mother to death
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
It affects the part of the brain known as 'Shatners Bassoon'..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# YES!
in similar news, I want one of these:

www.strumhollow.com/t-shirt_pix/small_t-shirts/got_contrabassoon_tshirt.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Just imagine how his mother felt...
Kind of soft and lumpy?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# this joke and variations thereof
has yet to appear on this messageboard

oh no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# living up to your sig micto :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)
# don't wind him up
you'll put him in a bad mood
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# well come on
it's an easy joke, and he's been dead longer than 24hrs
is it much of a stretch that we'll all be bored shitless with this stuff by now?

(it's well drawn and that, but it belongs in the daily express)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Some of us don't have chance to check the messageboard 24/7.
*goes back to occasionally lurking again*
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# What do you spend the other
23 hours online doing then?
(paulie paul is tired and unemotional, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# me, me and baby makes three

I lost the will to live on this one
(Claponista the idiot boy, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# eep
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# *readies giant blender*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
#
giant blender diminutive sex organ
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Noob goatse post


Click for bigger (96KB)
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# My goatse olympics t shirt arrived this morning, yay :D
and welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# \o/
I really need to get one of them
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# well it does have your name on it....
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# welcome to b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I am
a toatsmaster.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I am the Stoatmaster
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I am the Moatstaster
/medieval occupation blog
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Twsited Moatstaster
YEAH!

hey! hey! hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# You seem to mistake me for the Tiresfarter...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Oh... so I have...
It was the farting tires that fooled me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I'm glad
my first ever post was goatse related. onward and downward
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# when you're nearly at the top
what you really need is a nice tin of ghost soup
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Subtle
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# nice work
have you got a pic for me yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# no
not yet

I'm scruffy again
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# nowt wrong with scruffy
*scratches chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# /hasn't shaved since saturday blog
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Ohh super !
'Noon freebs !

*hugteims*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# *hugs*
noon bitzy

what's for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Boring boring boring salad and gluten free
tasteles pappy bread roll with cream cheese.

Bleh


Hope your's is nicer ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# I'm having chinese chow mein style supernoodles and an apple
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Mmmmm noodles !
:D
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# The ghosts give him the floating power to make it all the way
But French Onion?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
#
woooooo

argh!
scared myself.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# gaz top?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# lager top?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# lager tops
are fucking stupid.

If you want lemonade in your beer, get the fuck out of the pub and buy a can of shandy.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# oh hes got an arm off
/throws record

Not the best place to pose for a photograph.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# brains!
have this from the early morn


it's only jelly
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Haha
Cervello!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# *stops eating*
please tell me that's macaroni cheese smothered in tomato sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I'm afraid not
penfield.psych.uiuc.edu/omnibrain/2006/10/brain-recipe.html
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# who is that female person?
she looks familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# natalie imbruglio?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# thats who i was thinking of!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# no it's not her
it might he ashlee simpson though
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Looks like Alyssa Doll to me
Just don't google her at work. ;P
(random_monkey Dosadno mi e, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I've never been to London

and wonder'd how does it really work?
(disconnected, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# London works by immigrants stealing all the jobs
/Daily Mail blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# BERNARD LIVES!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# London works by all the immigrants doing all the jobs Londoners can't be arsed to do.
/Guardian blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# London's inner workings: new Diana pics
/Daily Express blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# when will she finally die?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# London in tits
/Daily Star blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Immigrants...
I might be one of them someday...
(disconnected, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Where do you live now then?
and also your picture is very good so please take this woo with my compliments.
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I'm Polish
but getting boring with it.
(disconnected, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# you come over here
stealing ourb3ta memberships....

;)

Welcome - to b3ta and Britain
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# London works on a combination boil of
Rudeness, ignorance, patience, and moaning.

But we do have some great pubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Well it sort of just sits there on the Thames
being full of yuppies, ponces, chavs and foreign people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# yo my gniger
did you see the final finished version of verity's eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# *didn't*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# TADA!
www.b3ta.com/board/7310359
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# That's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# The natural inertia
from scotch eggs.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Exactly like that I would have thought.
I've been to paradise


But i've never been to me.



oh....and Woo to pic !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# haha WOO to this!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# hundreds of thouands of people every day
volunteer to power the city by using the Underground.

Their sweat and other bodily secretions is used in a giant turbine located just beneath Marble Arch. This is why the subways there are so full of tramps the homeless.

A woo is on its way to you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# that actually sounds like a really good idea....
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# hahah GREAT!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# If you mean the wheel
then it's powered by pigeons, strapped to alternating struts of the wheel, with little boys with sticks on the intervening struts. The boys wave the sticks at the birds, who try to fly, providing a turning force. Incidentally, you may have heard that London is full of "Fat Cats". This is, in fact, true. Cats would, of course, be the natural choice for such a device, but because all the cats in London are fat, they do not have the energy or inclination to chase after the pigeons themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# *calls up Isaac Newton on the psychic-phone*
hmm, hmm, and the bit about the cats? hmm, OK

He is in total agreement
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Interesting side effect
which Sir Newton may have informed you of: as the cats are so perfectly fat, their coefficient of restitution is effectively 1. This means that if you were to drop one from the top of the wheel, it would bounce up to the same height. This is being investigated as a means of inter-pod communication, as by the time the cat has bounced back up,having been dropped from the uppermost pod, the next pod will be at the top of the wheel.
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# you are thinking too much about this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# works by magic
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Bah, I give up on this one...
Alienizing is hard work

Clicky for the ketchup
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# she was on Jeremy Kyle this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *would*
she needs some Nivea slapped on her mush though
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Oh 'eck that's nasty
but very well done !

Woo !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# hello there sexah pance....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear oh dear
Someone hasn't been using Oil of Olay.

Ning all- I'm bored so am writing a children's book.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# ning Capn
what is it about?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# A little fairy who gets lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# ah great
me an the missus were thinking just the other day that there should be more fairies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# There should.
There's a fairy, a witch, an old granny, and bright purple cat.

Well, it ends up purple. I'm only on chapter two at the moment. It's going to end up probably about 7000 words- that's not bad for a kiddies book, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# sounds good to me
are you illustralating it as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I may be doing, we shall have to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# That sounds ace.
I started a comic strip once about a cross dressing fairy called "Fairy Nuff".

It was crap so I ditched it.

Good luck with your book :D
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Hah, that sounds excellent- get it back out!
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# fairy muff?
where's JJ when you need'im?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# you'll have to settle for this
shameless pea roast...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# that's chuffing excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# fung
is all i can think of to say at such a moment
although what im actually thinking is totally different
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# o_O
strange things tend to happen when one's bored

"Hey, whatcha doing?"
"I'm bored, so I'm planning on invading Poland"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# pffft!
"Seit fünf Uhr fünfundvierzig wird zurückgeschossen!"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# They do, but I was thinking about this earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# A children's book with questionable moral lessons?
Please say yes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Oh yes, it's a cautionary tale.
I bet you'll never leave the fairy palace without letting mummy and daddy fairy know ever again after reading it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# so am i,
but only when i'm bored.
it's about an aardvark and it may infact not be for children because it contains too many violence.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Is he a gangster aardvark?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# not at all.
he's a lumberjack. but he kills bad persons with his axe and later on with a chainsaw. as it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Well yes.
I can see how it's more of an adult tale though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# well, there is no sex in it.
just nudity, as all animals wear only jackets (the ladies wear dresses)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# No nudity in my book.
Well, except for the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# but they're fairies!
they should be naked!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# She needs to have sleeves for an important plot point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# greourgh!
*offers toothpaste*

nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
#
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# This is fuckin great
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Don't kill rabbitz!
She's a lully!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# the last one is the best
(reading right to left left to right and top to bottom)


woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# been reading too many mangas recently?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# i just don't know my left and right
you know what i meant :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# *clicks*
haha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# shit origami
I'm good at that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I want
A lego-filled flowerpot on bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# the vehical love may work!!
just looked at you sponser thingy,
you're doing great!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Yes, we are
Will you be sponsoring us?
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# i'll can only afford a fiver on the 28th when i get paid.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# The page will still be up there
and a fiver will be more than enough. Thank you in advance.

*prepares special pictures*
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# speshul?
ooer...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I have seen the picture...
And it is lovely.

Donate and good things shall happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# There's more than one
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# I never got one!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# I did
And I've only just had my pacemaker repaired
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Sorry, I didn't know you wanted one
gazzing now
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I donno
I donated because I owe that much to my anus. I didn't realise we actually got pictures
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Don't forget me!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# There is?
Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# well, pimarily i'm doing it for a good cause.
but don't forget i can't see any gazzes!!
email in profile....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# OK
Money upfront though.

ew, that makes me sound a bit like a prostitute.
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# *checks progress*
Blimey! Well done you!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# yea, they've raised quite a bit
around £121 from b3tans without tax refunds
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Yeah, I'm really chuffed with all the b3ta donations
It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. :)
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Well, it's a good cause
I think B3tans are essentially good people, they just need pointing in the right direction :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Normally signs are shit
but this is made me laugh so hard I got haermorrhoids. Almost.
(pedanticnazi#10389561, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# are you bored?
Wed good for you then?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Yes
Oh yes. What time? Are you taking the bus?
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Not really. If it's sunny, bike. Else I'll drive and just have one.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# OK
8 o'clock?
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# ok
cool
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# hahahahah
love it
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Large Stick stops sexing?
I was wondering why there was a large stick in my bedroom...

Top as ever. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Man disguised as Bod
desreves a click on its own
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Hahaha !
I didn't need to scroll, I knew this would be you Pachey ! WOO !

ps. do you have the recipe for those yummy sounding muffins you made last week ;) ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Which ones?
The dumplings?

At the weekend I made a hummingbird cake for my sweetie. It has coconut, walnuts, pineapple and bananas in it.
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# dumplings, yes dumplings the cinnamon ones !
why was I thinking muffins ?

Silly rabbitz.

edit/ ohhh cayke sounds lully too !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I used blueberries instead of cherries and cooked them for a bit less time
Recipe here
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# You're a star !
thankee :)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Hah, I love this sort of thing.
Have an oldie:

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# heh
That iPod looks like a Zune.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# hahah "Electrically-operated Sauron"
class
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# love the extra safe fireworks
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# me too, but what the hell was it meant to be before??
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Parachute flare
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# is that like a flare on a parachute that stays up in the air longer so it's more likely to be seen?
I hope so, otherwise I'm going to look like a right tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Oh yes, I remember that
it was funny
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
I am liking these very lots
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# haha
I saw a collection of safety signs, and knew it must be you :)

Bravoda!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# this is wonderful
laughs chuckles smiles
(xaniac, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Woo!
I love these! Have a clickety!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha yay
MARRY ME!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# poor vehicles!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# these are all fab as evr
woo
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Now THAT'S magic!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Death by punnage!
Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# ...
pfft! and Jesus Christ! wrapped up in one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I'll take the pffft!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Groan
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# haha!
punnius maximus!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# *spangs*
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# WHAT!? WHAT!?
I made it a frickin' vegetarian pun! Sheesh! C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Do you keep a catalogue of all your puns?
I was just wondering as, due to sheer volume, surely you run the risk of repeating yourself otherwise?

and have a *spang* from me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I have an encyclopaedic knowledge of puns
and never repeat myself myself ever


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# You should be on a pun-based version of Mastermind...
Question one:

"There is a man waiting under a sheet of canva..."

"Loitering within tent"

Correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Mastermind?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Oh Jesus...
I don't want to laugh... but Pfffffffffffha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# haha!!




what form did he take?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# any excuse




(psst. its Isildur btw)
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# no, that's shiny toiletpaper . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# no... thats this:
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Sir Ian...
Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian WIZARD! You shall not pass! Sir Ian, Sir Ian
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# bwahahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# *argh*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Not even the pesto marketing board would use that
is there a pesto marketing board?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Hurrah !
Woo !

/lurves pesto !

/needs to learn this trick :D
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# *waggles wand*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I say ;)
oh, quick question - I was going to do a Frank Arson 'shop in the vein of Bernard Manning being cremated by his buddy Frank. Mr rabbitz went mental and said it was in "very poor taste" but.....it's Bernard Manning....... ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Go with hubby
I know this is b3ta, but . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# meh
he was still a horrible racist bigot.


yes please :)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Mr Rabbitz?
C];0D

I'll gaz ya!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# pfft !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# *shrugs*
I'd do it... it's nothing more than he's going to be getting in hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# YES!
I'll never have to eat veg again!

I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# you need veg
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# But... but...
it's a veg patch...

you mean I still...?

:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha
I thought of this, too

but couldn't be arsed
besides being at work
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I had BROCCOLI CAULIFLOWER AND CARROTS FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT
AND I LOVED IT
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# yum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# *voms*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# NEEDS MORE
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# haha
mm broccoli flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Quit vegetarianising today!

Can also eradicate self-righteous opinions and questions like "Have you seen how they slaughter lambs?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# We're not all self-righteous
Woo pic!
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# winky winky!
(radja, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# *inserts*
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# you doighty rat
More madness with muppets. Not sure if the head is big enough.


Check profile for more muppet headswaps, cos I'm too lazy to link them.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# fanta
stick.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# rizzo!
these are ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# glad you like them
Now I'm looking for a decent source pic of a prawn.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# will this do
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
#
www-staff.it.uts.edu.au/~don/big/prawn.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# nope
I'm going with this one
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Nice!
I did a few of those, but not with muppets.



owl: www.b3tards.com/u/ead180058c505fc363ce/owl.jpg

hippo: www.b3tards.com/u/ead180058c505fc363ce/hippotoy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# wacca wacca,
oh wait....
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# nice work

kermit
rowlf
fozzy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# brillo pads
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# love your Rowlf!
Ddin't realise it'd bindun. Nothing new under the sun, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# it had been done when i did it :)
tedmus did them rather well, but his imagehosting has died
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Wocka Wocka Wocka!
ace :)

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I like his head that small
It makes him look like some gorrilla were-rat!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# prodge?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# he doesnt mind he said
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Is it his sock?
Or just his 'thing'?

Edit: I like, so have a woo and an enclicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# i believe he has tried to contact the original creator, with a view to purchasing it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# He could have it stuffed and mounted!
no not like that, it's not that kind of sock
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# i'm sure he doesn't
i wasn't having a go
but that sock has become a prodigy69 signature piece :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# He doesn't mind he said what?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# "He doesn't mind!" "He said!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# he said "he said!"?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# he said, she said.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# i know you know i know you know.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# TFW!
dadoing
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha lowgravity spunk for the win
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Nice wiggling action
there
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha!
i can't stop snickering!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# dobbin's nobbin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I took the liberty...
horsedong
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Super!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# what software
did you use for this?
(Smart Ass & Sweet Cheeks, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# software?
are you suggesting this has been digitally manipulated from the original film??

gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# so go on
which? what? I wanna do some
(Smart Ass & Sweet Cheeks, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# gimp
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# now now
no need for name calling
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# haha
gimp
(Smart Ass & Sweet Cheeks, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# more of this sort of thing!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# thats how i get to and from work!!
just with more skin....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# uncut, are ye?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# i wouldn't say that.
i'm very depressed at the mo....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# *hugs* *smooshes*
*smugs*
*hooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# ^
*group hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# the wiggle made me chuckle
the spunk made me laugh

well done :)

*copy/pastes this to FP
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Haha!
That's a wobbly bone!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# I dun pimped a car... a bit


Since my hummus levels have slipped below zero
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# mmm....bendy
i started doing a car picture last night
i may finish it this evening
/dull old cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# i started this un a fortnight ago, and forgot about it
/duller cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I have a picture of a daimler I started drawing in March, and I haven't finished it yet
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Daimlers always take ages to start
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# It's a breed of dog I've never really liked
to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# yeah
it's the hooves that put me off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# and all those bloody scales...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Yeah but they do make good grocers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# This ones for real


(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# a friend of mine did the same thing with his mini
not quite as well as this though..
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I wanna hire that for my birthday.
But right now......

Bed.

Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# That's great!
Until you get to a sharp bend...

Did you ever remember what you wanted to ask me by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# have you got any tentacles?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Not that I know of...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
#
nta sti
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Yes..
I keep them in a jar in the attic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Is a 1 bedroom medium sized flat with sea views worth £625 a month?
Or should I look elsewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Sea views of what?
Monaco... yes
Weston-super-Mare... no
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# The isle of wight/portsmouth
And it is unethical to keep a kitty in said flat?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Can be
but a lot of cats like it indoors and never notice the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# I really want a kitty though.
Can you take cats for walks?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I've walked a cat but it's a pain in the arse
Agoraphobic cats are available from your nearest cat rescue centre.
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# so what, get a kitty and take it for walks
or get a kitty that refuses to go outside
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Take it for walks...
It'll get used to it.

Agoraphobic ones will just hide the whole time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# You're right there, I don't think an indoor kitty would be all of the happies
And walks would be tricky
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# the second one
walking a cat isn't good for you or the cat.

And is no use as a pulling aid. :(
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# That sounds like a voice of experience
*knocks spinster fairies out of ear*
ne'ermind...
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# it depends
if you get a kitten and train it from a young age they'll follow you about.

my mums neighbour always walks his cats leadless, very funny to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Yes.
As stupid as it sounds, you can buy leads/halters for them.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# in theory, yes
on a leash.

in reality, they clearly hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# yes.
but it's fucking funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# our cat used to come for walks
but then had to be carried home
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Cats are fine indoors
unless they've previously been used to going outside.

Our cats are indoor cats (until we can afford a flat with a garden, at least) and they're fine. It might be a good idea to get two so they keep each other company.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Well we're thinking of a kitten at first
so hopefully it can get used to being indoors.

As long as keeping a kitty in the flat doesn't make me some kind of kitty hitler
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# You're probably best off asking the RSPCA than us tbh
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Well yea
I just don't want to ask and then get chased out of the building my animal rights activists
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# You in Portsmouth?
I'd say it's a tad over the odds, but the sea-view is great - go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Yea they are nice
and parking is reasonable.
Currently it resides on if I can keep a kitty in there
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# my flat is called Seaview Cottage
it's a basement flat

60 miles from the sea
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# =D
You should paint a seaview over the windows
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# hahaha
when I lived in London, the people in the house across the road used to look through my window with a telescope

so I drew a giant moon and stuck it in my window

the nosy bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# fucking hell, that's well out of order
i'd have put up a 'fuck off you nosey cunts' sign

or a print out of tubgirl
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# haha
they'd probably appreciate tubgirl
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# hahah!
/pisses self
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Seems a bit steep for a single bedroom
going halves with the missus?


Don't bother, more to sunny southampton, we're less likely to stab you for looking at us funny like
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Southampton?
I'd sooner live in Middlesborough.

Nothing personal, just that old habits die hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Nah...
I was probably gonna ask you to do one of your gig reviews on me, but since you don't know me it would have been a pointless attention seeking task.

Much like this post
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# *gives attention*
That'll be £3 and its due back on friday evening
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Or what!!!????
Eh? Eh?

You'll get it back when I'm good and ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# There'll be heavy fines nex time you wish to have someone else's attention
Heavy!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Well I didn't know anyone else I wrote about...

Joe Scaramanga - O2 Wireless Festival - 16/06/07

Scaramanga the man or Scaramanga the legend? That's the question on everyone's lips as the festival draws to a close. You could cut the atmosphere with a knife in Hyde Park, and after daft Punk have done their silly robot thing, on comes Scaramanga.

The light show kicks off, nearly blinding the audience and causing Prodigy 69 to complain bitterly - but for those who still have retinas remaining, the shap of a lone JS taking the stage cause a frenzy of excitement.

Opening with "You'll Never Need A Merkin If You Don't Shave First" the overdriven ukelele of Scaramanga lifts the clouds from the skies and lets the moon beam down on his congregation. As one hit begets another, it's not long before the entire crowd is singing along, lighters in the air.

An ill-judged comment about Hitler aside, this is a spectacular night that will live long in the memory, and closer "Shmerg Shmerg Shmerg Song" leaves the crowd eager for more. Top Drawer work.

4.5/5
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# JOYS!!!!
Ta...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Arf!
these really are splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Danke schone
I'm saving them all for my portfolio...

One day I'll write for Melody Maker.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha
ace
*illegally downloads the 'shmerg shmerg shmerg song'*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Have you seen the video?
It's awesome.

the bit where the train blossoms into an Intercity 125 gets me every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Oh
how I miss the Intercity...
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Needs more
Melody Maker-style dry irony that's terribly witty, utterly cynical, and completely egotistical.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Or possibly some Mr. Agreeable style rant?
He was always the best bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# All MM staff need to form a band and get a review from Q.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# "Now then MM Staff"
I've been developing a new guitar. Pick it up...

*guitar fires missile into NME offices*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# aren't all rooms room temperature?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# cold rooms?
walk-in-ovens?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Room temperature is strictly speaking the temperature of the room...
therefore, yes - even walk in ovens and cold rooms are room temperature.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Two trains are leaving london kings cross....
one is travelling at 60mph and the other is travelling at 50mph... which one is carrying Jam!?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# 50mph train
The jam is a derivative of lead soup, and thus the extra weight slows down the train containing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# how many pounds of butter would you need to make a loaf of bread as big as an elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# African or Indian?
A lot either way. I'd guess roughly 600?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# it's a trick question.
Elephants do not contain butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, butter contains you!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# What is the difference between stuff and things?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Stuff implies a collectivisation.
Things can be more distinct items
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Nearly my answer
I think
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Things are a just an array of doodads
Stuff has a collective connection

Maybe? I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# stuff is like material or a liquid
so wood is stuff, as is water.

bric-a-brac is things.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Does that work?
Water can't be stuff surely, Water is made up of stuff.

Can you even get collective water. Waters? Hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# i haven't a thing to wear
non of my stuff fits

is clothing things and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Clothing is something of a crossover...
It is both implied collective, and also individual items - for example you can put different items of clothes together.

All your clothes are 'stuff'

a selection of clothers to wear would be your 'things'
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# yes
water is made of water. it's a recursive definition.

things are made of stuff. stuff is made of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# So you're saying "Things" are two or more "thing" and Stuff is a collection of things
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Did I leave a tin of chicken soup at the checkout in tescos last night,
or was it never even in my basket?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Check the receipt.
If it went through the till, you left it.

If it didn't, it was never even there - ghost soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# *orders twelfty*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Ha ha
DELIVERY DAY:

"Oi! where's my soup?"

"Right in front of you, it's ghost soup."

"Oh."
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# When I joined b3ta, no one did pictures of cars
But now everyone does pictures of cars

I'm going to make everyone draw planes next.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# I don't.
/Life of Brian blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# they're getting older
next it'll be there first house, the wife, the kids, that nice garden they've been looking after, the funerals they've been attending...
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I've got a vegetable patch in my garden...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# *jealouses*
I want a vegetable patch

mind you, I'm the only person in my block of flats who actually has a garden
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Ace
Do you sit out there drinking Pimms and laughing at them?

That's what we do, cos we've got the b iggest garden on the street.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hahah
once we get our new fence to keep the chavs out and our nice new bench, we'll be all set for smug bastard poses
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Yeah and all the wheelchairs are rusting.
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# i dun unpimped a car
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Yay for car shortening.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# nicely
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# heheheh
fat bastard
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# ?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# not you
the car... it looks like all its sports car mates would call him fatty..

*shruggs*
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Had to get this out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Poor bugger.
He can't watch shell-ivision.

Badum Tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *hold cymbals either side of head*
...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *erects snare*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# arf
i done painted a snail recently
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Lovely!
Non-digital art? What's the world coming to?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# it'll never catch on
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Ning mate
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# 'lo
I ninged you earlier

Hows you anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Sorry i missed it
I'm good thanks. Need food badly though. You?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# I'm good
I've only just finished a chicken mayo salad baguette. It was very nice.

Getting some really bad neck ache today though =/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Dam you and your chicken mayo salad
I had neck ache from sleeping on the journey to work today.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# nice!!
is this one of your hobbies that you can't do because of the move?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# yes, and also no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# oh, ok then....
*wanders off, confused*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# That's lovely
is it for your kid?
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# yes
it goes with a caterpillar and a shit ladybird
(and a tiger)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Is a shit ladybird
a close relative of the dung beetle?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# well, they're fuck buddies
so one hopes not
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# *chuckle*
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# what's next in the series?
Hope it's a spitfire
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# no idea
i want to paint a nude of my wife, but surprisingly enough, she's not keen
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# buy her a titanic
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# 'Talk' her into it
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Say you want to paint her
at her most beautiful for posterities sake.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# she's HEAVILY pregnant
she'd know that was a lie
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Demi Moore
Vanity Fair.

*rests case*
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# for posterior's sake?
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Wait till she's asleep
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# smart lass that one
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# ??
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# This^
Lynx stop cockblocking
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# 'cockblocking'?
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# It looks like a cock emerging from a turd.
No, it's a great picture, I just think all snails look like cocks emerging from turds. I always have.

No, it's Nice, I can't paint anywhere near that good.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# i thought you meant you painted ON a snail...
*disappointed*
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# there's an idea
I've got about 20 snails in the kitchen atm.
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# in garlic?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# no in a flowerpot covered with clingfilm
we're keeping them in quarantine to see if they've had slugpellets, if not then the skink will get them as tasty shnacksh
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# ooooh nice
old school man, yo
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# That's brill.


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Haha


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# He needs to get out of the stonage
Get a satellite dish!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I'd rather he didn't
Rupert Murdoch is rich enough already
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# He could just move to another area!
One with a better signal!


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# silly sammy
he needs to updrade his old analogue shell to a new digital shell.

or get a shell top box.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Silly Thor
freeveiew is set top box
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# yes freeview is set top box
freeview is not new high gain antanne
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# pfff!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I bought ridiculous shoes with flames painted on them
they inspired me to make this:


Click for big if you like that kinda thing
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# I want to see your shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# ^this
SHOW US YER SHOES
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# That^
Show them your shoes
*edit* Going for food. Brb!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# are they new rocks?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# ^ This.
Love the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# thanks for the support Big Balls McBigBalls
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Big Balls McBigballs, thankyouverymuch
I will not answer to bastardizations of my new moniker.

EDIT: Ohhhh you cheeky ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# F5 is your friend
BB McBB
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I demand to know the reason behind this new nickname
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# scroll down
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I haven't got them on today, sorry
Obviously I've got some shoes on just not the ones in question!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# tease!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# find a piktur on the tinterwebs!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# explain how?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# like these
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# yes!!!
Mrs ivesb said she'd divorce me if i got a pair of baseball boots
=(
miserable cow.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Basketball
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# *shrugs*
i've always known them to be basebasll boots.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# am i alone in thinking these kinds of 'sneakers' are shit?
no offence... each to their own :-/
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Well I like them
and have indeed been wearing them since the early-90s and have no intention of stopping anytime soon.
Cowboy boots and converses is all a man needs!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Docs
one pair shoes for work
one pair boots for kicking people
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# ^ A mixture of what those two said
I pretty much only wear Docs and Converse. Occasional smart shoes for weddings and such as well.

It's just annoying that Converse are now actually Nike.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# yup.
it's a match!

(footwear-wise)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Do you live in the mid-90s?
Lovely picture.
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# doesn't everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# too futuristic for me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# technology too scary huh?
maybe go back a decade

ahh, that's more like it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# yay!
*copies spectrum games on new fangled tape-to-tape player*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# mid-nineties?!
that puts me about to leave school!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# You young whipper-snapper!
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# shut up poo-head!!
*ducks under slap and locks self in room*
can't get me now!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# I hated the mid 90's


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# mid-90s? Yes
When do you live?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# About 1945
Bombs are rubbish but the music's nice. :)
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# bye tony!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I am wearing flaming converse
(not actually on fire, of course)

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I'm wearing pinstripe converse
which don't actually contain pins
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# I'm wearing brothel creepers
and yes, I'm actually in a brothel
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# a £2.50 hand-job and b3ta!
what more could you want!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# haha
"Some of these poor souls go to brothels, and demand that the girls shout 'LOL' and 'ROFL' at them until they are sexually satisfied..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# after h's shot his bolt he leans back and says
'you are a dirty whore AICMFP'
then tries to rob her!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I can't get off unless
someone is screaming at me about file size.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Ah ha! Then we have the same shoes!
(though as mentioned earlier I'm not actually wearing mine today)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Rock on!
I have purple flaming converse. :)
They fell apart though :(
(hotrodzombie, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# That's neat
I really love your sunburnt tiger feet
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# why thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# nice
but you realise we WILL need to see those shoes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Right well later I shall put an item in the calendar
and you can come to the pub and see them!

Also more Fish films later!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Ridiculous shoes eh?
Have a pearoast...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Before there was Eve

apologies if bindun, new here
(disconnected, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Needs
More jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# and magenta
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# and welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# you buffoon!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# ha
I have the SMALLEST possible username

I am the king
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# *bows*
your majesty...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# that'll do
I've changed back before some fucker nicks me username
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# =)
damn bloody can't update profile!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# tell me your password and I'll update it for you
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# you can have 2 guesses.
if you get them both wrong, your soul will serve me forever in the after life!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# OK
sp0ngeb0bsquarepants
and
ivesb
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# bwahahahaha!!!
you're mine!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# I always was baby
you were just too goddamn busy to notice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# just be quiet and get back under the desk.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# ooh! Monster Munch crumbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# thats it....
all of them...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
#
username cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# safe for work?


wooness!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# pffft!
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# PMSL
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# ROFLRAPE
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# SWALK
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# BURMA
NORWICH
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# MRSA
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# KE
KE

and lastly

KE
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# i'm going to reply twice to this so I can give it a serious woo. Excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Pffffft!
That's terrible and yet brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I'd go gay for god
rude not too
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# GODNOBBER
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Godnobber!
What a great word.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Who says he likes
Gniggers? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# hahahaha
"the wanking of adam" :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Hello boys!
(radja, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Phwoar!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# pfffft
dear god
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Oh, Holy Crapcicords!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *eyes start to bleed*
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# phwoar!!
*locks in basement for later*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Hahaha
She's an eight-pinter.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# eight pints?
the party's just getting started!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# your balls must be hyewj!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# They don't call me Big Balls McBigballs for nothing
or in fact, at all
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# from now on
that is all I shall call you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Huzzah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# *wolf whistles*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# I've
had her
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# ben elton?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# peewee
herman
(radja, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# ohhhh
"Look like a young Ben Elton, young man!" "Young maaan!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Legslegslegslegslegsface! arrrrgh!!!!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# oh god
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Congradulations

a beatiful baby x x x
(Claponista the idiot boy, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# pfft
beatiful.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# AAARRRRRGHGHHGHH!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# It's the bastard Oedipal offspring of Phil & Peggy Mitchell!
*gets out killing hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Good morning B3ta!
Is that Julia Roberts?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# IT'S A BABY!
of sorts
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# O_o
bless....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# KILL IT WITH SPORKS
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *Rallies the townsfolk*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# *snaps countless sporks*
This is hard work...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# REINFORCE THE SPORKS
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Eww !
Is it a Julia Roberts or Carol Smillie spawn ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

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