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[challenge entry] sigh -- Friday pre lunctime beer
inspiration will be better this afternoon


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)
# If you watch a lot of eastenders
its happy music.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)
# GIMME A B
GIMME A I
GIMME A N
GIMME A D
GIMME A U
GIMME A N

WHAT DO YOU GET?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# err
ABAIANADAUAN...
Sounds like one of Bin Ladens deputies.

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# BIRDPUN?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Bunidn!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# hahah
now I've got ginger beer up my nose
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Syphilis?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# ABAIANAN ADAUAN!!!
I hear it's nice this tme of year as well...

Edit: mindpissage. Anyone got a towel?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# ECNALUMBA?
/Jack Dee
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Large scoop of slowly-melting Haagen Dazs Dulce de Leche ice cream
served on Johnny Depp's torso?

/wishful thinking
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# o_O
What about the rest of him???
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# cold foodstuffs + rude bits (on a boy) = bad idea
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Yes, I can vouch for this...
But you only have his torso?

I thought the face was the appeal..

Just when I think I understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# No, silly, I have all of him
the torso is the best place for serving foodstuffs because it is flat.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# does this apply to Maltesers?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Good lord man
no-one in their right mind would use Maltesers for sexy fun time!
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *has to agree*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Ah yes...
people like Depp have flat torsos don't they...

Can't help but think of Hot Shots and the fried breakfast now...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Clavicle is also good
especially for slightly wet foods.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# You can't put wet stuff on a clavichord!
they're antique instruments!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# you get
bored?
(Granny Smith panties, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Baa-b-b-baa b-baa-b-baa baa
b-b-baa b-b-aa b-dang-a-dang-dang
g-ding-a dong ding blue moon blue moon blue moon
d d-d d-d moon blue moon blue moon?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)
# *scowls*
/Radiohead fan blog
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# TOAPy goodness!

There was a discussion further down about compos... what do you think?
Compo should be chosen by:





Who can enter compo?




(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# what?
what?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# what should i do if i don't like a competition?


(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# These options aren't suffieciently diverse!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# ^ Yep
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)
# TOAP?
What is TOAP?

Help!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# nothing you need worry about, cutiepants
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# You look like that guy.
You know...the guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Teller!
from Penn and Teller!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# from what?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Shaven Alan Moore?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# this FTW
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# monkeon's voted twice!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Everyone over a certain post count could be a troll
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# How "no L plates in compos"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# no, L plates are fun to mock.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# They'd still be able to post regular images. Just not compos
And besides, we shouldn't mock. Its mean
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# mean and fun
i want my L plates back.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# there is no Compo
only the challenge
not that many actually challenge themselves when entering....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# ^this^
with flippin massive bells on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# everyone with a post count is a bad idea.
just posts loads of crap comments 10000 times and then you can join in. I'm doing that right now.

what if a new person has a great idea, we miss out on it :(


everyone and everyone thats what I say.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# ^this
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# ^this
it's the choice of compo that's at fault - if there is a fault
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Yup, freedom for all.
/Marxist blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# who enters is not the issue
to me it's more about how it's chosen
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)
# TWO MEN ENTER
ONE MAN LEAVES
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I've seen that film...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Extreme Brutal Fisting 7?
It's one of my favorites.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Yup that's the one...
though you missed a word...

ONE MAN LEAVES - waddling.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I reckon
- The compo suggestion page should be cleared weekly.

- it should have a 'see the popular posts' clicky, like the compo pages themselves do.

- The compo should be chosen by vote.

- anyone can enter the compo

And, definitely this:

www.b3ta.com/board/7326371
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# have compo suggestion week theme.
we get a narrrow batch that way.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Then people would just say the theme was crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# fuck
we are in a time loop.

have a theme theme page .

how about that?


(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Now that's an idea
everyone can get behind!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# it doesn't matter
people will still complain.

:(
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I have a feeling you may be right :\
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# that's why I think there should be
an hourly thread to allow compo entries. That way it's easy to hide the thread if you hate that week's compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# You could always not go onto b3ta
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# True
but I like b3ta. Seeing as Fraser asked Prodge how to improve the compo, I thought and came up with something that I thought would win all round. I wouldn't bother hiding the compo post but I wouldn't have to keep spazzing back to older pages when 150bazillion compo entries all got posted in new threads one after the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Fair point
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# perhaps the answer is to announce the compo on wednesday but not open it til friday
thus slowing down the torrent of "shit i've got an idea i'll bang this out quick" entries
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Hmmm. Possibly
as long as they don't save them up.

Mind you, that might work as well. Friday would be come in, do some work, have lunch, look at newsletter, go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# ^
:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# It's not me that hates the compo
It just seemed a reasonable way to keep everyone happy. Prodge can just click 'hide' once an hour an never have to see another compo entry as long as he lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# How about we hang the people that complain?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# FP or popular?
That'd stop me from entering.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# you could enter on a post count wild card.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I think it's fine the way it is.
All image challenges throw up rubbish ideas, but also some real strokes of genius.

This hasn't been one of my favourites, I must admit. There doesn't appear to be much of a challenge on the surface, and not much originality.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I think
what annoys me most is tha amount of repetetive, no effort, no talent shit that gets posted. They all tend to be in a new thread which zooms anything good right off the board. I still like the idea of an hourly compo thread being the only place to be able to post compo entries.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I think you are being unsympathetic
a sizable number of people have no idea what is funny and what isn't (me included).

Especially here, the home of Asperger's on the net.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha.
I didn't think that suggesting an hourly compo thread would be quite such a radical idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# You missed a section
Where should the Image Challenge pictures appear?

On the Main board
or

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# fine and dandy
but the flow of replies to an image are what makes this such a fun and jolly place, a separate compo board would further dilute b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I never said you couldn't reply, just that the image challenge has its own board
like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Something's not right here... ;)
I'm against this. The challenge is for photoshopping, just like /links has a challenge to find good links
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Nah
I think it should be part of /board.

I'm sure I'm not the only person who finally gave up lurking and decided to post because they had an idea brought on by a compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Kinda offtopic but someone has to denounce it


It happened to a friend of a friend.
(Granny Smith panties, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# no comprendo
pero busco platanitos en la cama
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# this and for the above as well
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# platanitos?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# pequenos platanos
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# mal de muchos consuela de tontos
This was the first Spanish phrase I ever learnt. It means "the bain of many is the consolation of fools". Use it to gain access to Spanish girls pants.
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# another phrase
Well if you really want to learn I'll give you this:
"El que no gurrea no culea"
It means something like "If you don't mix with sluts, you'll probably will never have sex".
(Granny Smith panties, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# el mensaje está claro
No busques lo que no se te ha perdido ¬¬
(Granny Smith panties, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# eh?
i didn't think the iridium phones worked any more.

wikipedia corrects me they are still going.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# No, really
Yep, they still have 'em on the HQ
(Granny Smith panties, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# They certainly do
I was testing some hardware changes for them only a few months ago...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# johnny2
is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Mamma mia!


soz for size.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# hah!
good
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Excellent
:)
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
that's excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# YES!
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# I've never seen a text box headbang before
Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# top
good idea

well made

and funny


winner

(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# HAHAA
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
fantastic
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# excellent work
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
that's ace :)

clickety woo
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Awesomeness.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# That's rather ace!
woo and, indeed, yay.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Party on Wayne!
Brillyfantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# that is so fucking good it made me do a wee

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Headbangtastic !
with w00s and clickies in abundance
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Best compo entry yet!
*Headbangs*
(The Snaffler Glitter is the herpes of the arts & crafts world-, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 3:42, archived)
# tis within the limits
so no worries
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Heh.
 
Like the little rock-out at the end.

Woo, and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 6:03, archived)
[challenge entry] hMM
Not too concerned with the truth, if they started using plain english that would be a good start..

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# is there an 'Even plainer English' button?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# If you download the latest
patch
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# can i have the plain english bit
in plain english please
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
#
*understands it anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# WIS 10901 error: A select statement with no Group by clause

whats wrong with that?
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Wally balloons released.
From sites across the UK and from centers as wide apart as Eastern Europe and South America, 50 yellow balloons containing different types of credit card will be launched as a symbol of hope and to spread the message of Wally's disappearance.



Click for bigger (86KB)
(Indigo_Pool, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# The Hindenberg has blown up?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# TJ
What's that site that lets you make polls?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# here you go
www.aidansamuel.com/poll.php

Was this link helpful to you?



(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I might have pissed
but I pissed in style
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Thanks
All I could remember was "aidsmanual"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# is it


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Not bad GS. Not bad at all
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# but you'll get me next time right?
/hooded claw blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# *strokes cat*
*swivels on chair*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# ooh




(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# You missed out
"All of the above"
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# *does the robot*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
#














































(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)
# WTF IS THAT
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# the recipe for life
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha
I love the votes for "like a cat/a pig"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Hehe
When do the results come in?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Needs more I Like This.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# maybe we need a poll compo
a very short poll compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# we could have one in this thread
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# looks like we are
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# you mad bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I would like to thank
copy, paste, the end key, the down key, notepad and the semi-colon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
#
aidansamuel.com/poll.php

GUARANTEED HORSELINK™-FREE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# haha
reversion!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# this is linked to news I've not seen yet.
but if its about what I think its about.

At least she didn't die a virgin.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# that really isn't nice.
There have been several suspicious sightings on Malta
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# yeah, i hear it's nice this time of year.
perhaps someone will see a little girl in disneyland next month.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# *reads news*
What the fuck is the point of that?

[edit] Oh dear God no.
"The McCanns are also considering releasing a cover version of the Bryan Adams' song Everything I Do, I Do It For You, in an effort to raise more money for their campaign."
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Erm...kids like balloons?
I have no idea.

Edit: I share your horror. Everything except hire a babysitter....
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Who What now?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# tell me this is a joke
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# It was on the BBC news site
so impossible to tell.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)
# No....
bless them, they must be in utter hell, but still, they need to keep the dignity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Fucking hell.
Why don't they record an original song?

I suggest: "Next Time, Just Pay For The Babysitting Service, Mummy"
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# is it real?
be nice if they'd share all that cash with all the other parents of missing kids
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)
# ^ this
or just donate it to the NSPCC who would use it to help kids who aren't kidnapped but have really shit lives.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# they could pay
to have them kidnapped from their shit lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# They could buy a new russian child
and still get change
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Why didn't they think of that earlier...
That would have been the FIRST thing I'd done in their shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] If I worked for a computer repair shop
then I'd have these as business cards...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Topness.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Thats a pretty awesome idea actually
*steals*
*prints cards*
*doesn't actually work for tech support*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# like that would matter!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# true...
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# takes good idea to boss
boss dosn't get it.

put good idea in bin. cry.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Good idea
A marketing company has just nicked it.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Aceness.
Your mind is a wonderful place.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# this is of the very goods
edit: this is making me lol: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6766657.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
"build up of grease and fat" the bird from the chip shop went down there with it on but the rats got her
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# This is an ace idea
You and your marketing company should flog it to someone forthwith!
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# aceness, but more like
Did you click the wrong button on that message that popped up on that Russian porn site you were watching while your wife thought you were doing a spreadsheet for work late last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# get a 100 page fold out of filth which you can't fold back
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Genius.
Utter, utter genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Very clever
and very marketable
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Hahaha
class.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Awesome
as per :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# fucking right
*steals idea*
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# it takes a little longer at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Ha!
Want.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I did GC and found nothing so...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# I hope thats get FP
clicks
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Arf!
I'm just passing through but there's some cracking stuff on here today.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# brilliant!
*stops clapping long enough to click*
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# pffft!
"I said Ping Pong balls, not King Kongs balls!"
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# hehehe, it's an oldie, but...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Goddam you Archie!
always first with the good stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# *checks name*
/nope, not Zaphod's Wombat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# He speak with fork tongue
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I'm not pressing F5 for a while
that made me jump...


Woo.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# that guy behind him is having some sort of eye trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# *fears*
I do not understand people who have forked their tongues.

/squeamish as hell blog
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I'm still contemplating getting my tongue forked
You learn to control both sides independently- think of the head I could give.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# *thinks*

*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# don't do it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I have wanted this done for ages
but I think it might massviely impair my ability to be taken seriosuly when doing my job, which can involve giving evidence in court.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Pfft
You'll be FINE

Get some whiskers too!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Are you a criminal?
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# no
you have nine questions left
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Are you a lawyer?
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# no!
8
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# A police officer or someone who works for the police in a non-officer capacity
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I'll give you that one
Forensic Scientist
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# that was going to be my next guess
is being a forensic scientist as cool as it sounds?
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# yes
as exemplified by that long lunchbreak
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I'm all for body modification in the form of piercings and tattoos to an extent
but mutilation? nah

leave it as it is and for god's sake don't get your ears stretched
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I don't think you'd like to see my penis then.
/good chance of being right no matter the context blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# this
human is not a snake
(prostheses, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# *puts fingers in her ears*
LALALALALALALAICAN'THEARYOULALALALALALA
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# i knew a lady who had that done
apartently she was very sought after...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# God no!!...think of the pain when eating chips :/


come to think of it...eating chips would be fun that way



/wants a chip butty blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Or anything!
Or talking. Or drinking. Or having it done at all!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Well I obviously wouldn't till it'd healed!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# also
you could simultaneously clean both nostrils
(prostheses, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *throws up*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# rushes out to get the op
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Now there is a thought....
...that I really don't want in my head
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# my work is done
\evil friday blog
(prostheses, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# *thinks*
*turns gay*
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# did you spell that right . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# pfffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# and you'd be able to put it in a socket easier
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# And look like Lizard man?
nah... if manwife is happy now, then you're probably more than good enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Oh I'm fantastic at head.
But I want to be BETTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# see now,
the problem with britain today is not enough young people have enough ambition.

I don't care about job advancement or cash, but I damned well want to know that I'm doing my all to give the best head I can, and to continually improve.

This is my pledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# mmmneh
it's interesting, but, not that much different in the end.

it will however give you a rather pronounced lisp.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I used to have one when I was little!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# a split tongue? ;)
i've snogged a girl with a split tongue and that was fun, very interesting. but i don't think it will make a significant difference.

(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# that's why mrs bush married him.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Clegg Repost
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Hahah!
(Northern Lovely, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha
indeed


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Hohoho!
(Northern Lovely, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Oof.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# You spelled 'hahaha' wrong
get to the back of the class!
(Northern Lovely, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# ha
ba
dum
tish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
The Macs are fighting back!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# yay!
I especially love it when you ask it to look for something and then the whole machine
stops to have a bit of a think
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I'm only using it because that's what they gave me :-(
I love how, back in the day, Apple were all smug over Windows and it's 8.3 filenames, yet 'environmental-management.php' is too long for OSX.
At least, according to Dreamweaver.
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# That took me far too long to get that
*shames self*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# The first click for this compo
You rule.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That took me far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# more than meets the eye


sorry.
(MesaGoji, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Megatranny!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# "I think he's one of them genderbending transformer dudes, Beavis"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# aaahahahahaha
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# hoho...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# destroy my ring, frodo.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# *kicks in the ring*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# it's TIM CURRY
you spacktard!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# LIES
it's frodo in drag.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# ah, nearly lunch time.


ningles noongles everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# yeah, that green fucker again.
I like him.

Woo
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# this
almost word-for-word
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# now that is a quality image
woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Oh my God!
Ninglynongles to you, oh smashiest of norse gods.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# oo nice halftoning
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# ta
it's a right pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Lovely...
'ningingham Thor,

how's Valhalla?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# overcast today
and they are doing sewer works outside, there is no smell just the sounds of heavy machinery.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Ahhhh! Heavy machinery noise! :(
I have the smell of cooking meat for the 894th day in a row...

I'm starting to go off meat a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# thats what you get for working in a McDonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# True... true..
*flips burger*

*eviscerates self*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Braw!
Have chips with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Green monster!
WooYayHoopla!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# We used to play a game called Green Monster when we were kids
It was ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# that's smashing sir :)

'noon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Huzzah!
He's looking a bit flustered.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I really love this new style of yours
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# fank you
:D

fank you everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# arf!
topical!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Hehe
Bit of nostalgia for the old folks
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# rats can't vomit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Dogs can't look up
what's your point?


I'm missing it totally, aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# yes
that was a mark and lard graveyard shift meme
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# *smacks forehead*
I am sorry Mr Micto. Lines on the blackboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# chop 'em out lady
(although a mirror would be more in keeping)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# *gets the special razorblade*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# And I can't turn left
it's my b3taday tomorrow and I'm not going to be around to post anything, not that I've got anything worth posting.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Well think of something quickly!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# MARK AND LARD.
YEAH.

Get t'bed.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
I STILL miss them . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
#
anyone know of anywhere you can download their best bits?

Funniest thing on the radio evar!

Biggedy biggedy bong!
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I am RISsing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# it's a catchphrase from a radio 1 radio program
that was very popular with students and other jobless layabout
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# ahhh right
the last time I listened to the radio was in the 80s
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Well I've had a lovely day
so I'm going to take my pound
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Can never see your stuff :-(
But you are quoting the Jumblies, so you are forgiven
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Overcomes web filters :)
www.myimager.com/open.php?f=0
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Haha
I thought most Southerners didn't "get" them?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Is that cos you're northern and thick?
Been born 300 miles in another direction doesn’t stop funny being funny.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Blimey
Would you like some fries with your bitter?
(Northern Lovely, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# fries?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Fries and bitter
it's a northern thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Bitter. No. Bored Yes.
Listens to Scousser comics claim they are funny cos they from “Mersey” drives me up the wall.

North / South jokes are as funny and Cat Vs Dog joke.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I don't know any cat vs. dog jokes.
Tell us one.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Yeah obviously I'm thick because I'm a Northerner.
to quote VampireMonkeyonSpeed earlier
"what are you? some sort of cunt?"
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# face
bovered
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Fairly do's.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Arf!
Is that the wheel of misfortune!?
(Northern Lovely, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# GET TO BED!
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# aaaaaw I miss them :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha
oh i miss them terribly :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# *wipes away nostalgic tear*
*pixie dances*
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Paul Potts seems about right...
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I'm glad we do
Cause now we're safe from the world! No one can get us for fear of a good nuking!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Except for the US
Who own and control all of the spare parts.

Woo pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# which we hire from the US :(
using sat nav systems which they can turn off when they want.

We not got Trident...

(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# i thought it was toothpaste?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I has a Trident
Noooo they be stealin my Trident!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# we should just buy a few tomtoms
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# hi tom
'lo tom

etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# which uses US sat systems which they will turn off should they need to
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# stop being a kill-joy
we still got enough firepower to wipe out some small African tribes, even without the nukes.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# It doesn't work in sand or heat.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# LIES
they do work. Just not for very long. We could try and wait for the tribes to come to a European climate and kill them there.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# ...unless they bring their spears
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# not whilst she's in rehab
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# that one lad had a particularly vicious looking mango
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# it was a
wickedly sharp mango, wasn't it, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# True but Michael Caine is getting on a bit these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# very good
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# ...but Neptune wants it back soon
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] mornin'
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# haha
2018 ehhh?

*prepares tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Pop... Pop...Pop... Pop music

Does anybody fancy a pint in the Dogs Head at lunchtime?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
*click
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# oh noes you killed my dog

she's only having a snooze
edit : WOO btw
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Why do you decorate your dog with pine scent?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] More Macwankery!


does it need to be smaller?
(Baggypants - The Trousered Avenger, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] cant read it
have a pearoast


(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# get bill gates in here
you told me windows 98 was goign to be faster quicker and etc
yes with blah blah
*BANG*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Biggar


I blurred it especially too
(Baggypants - The Trousered Avenger, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# any smaller and i wouldn't be able to read the illegible writing.
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# i've only ever had one kernel panic
it shat me right up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# I like a Picnic with the kernel
Mmmm nasty KFC.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# there's a whole battalion of the bastards
General Protection-Fault
Colonel Error
Major Problem
and errr some others
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Lance Corporal WHAT WAS THAT CLUNK? LOOK! SMOKE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# is that a Vista error?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# don't be silly, Vista has no errors*




*no, really*



*oh, alright then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I got an email from fraser asking me how I would change the comp for the better
I know the easy answer is you not picking it...but that wouldn't be nice as he seems like a nice chap :)

any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# 1) Remove compo
2) Select better one from question page
3)...
4) Profit
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Mystery Bob
...and returning to the weekly Suggest a Compo and Vote on it system.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I also miss the weekly vote
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Not sure why, but I think the weekly "Quick! Brainstorm!" approach works well.
Better than the suggestion board.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# ^
then we only have ourselves to blame
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Perhaps the winner of each week's compo should be able to select the next week's compo from the suggested list
that way, if it's shit we can just blame The Great Architect and Monkeon.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# i think fraser should just wander out onto the street wednesday lunchtime
and get a member of the public to choose a challenge, they could then be given honorary b3ta membership.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
YES!

Or just ask Zoo magazine what sort of thing they want to see in next week's issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# much better.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I thought it was chosen by vote
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# just like the goverment!
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# but talk and links look at that page more than us i guess
then leave /board to do the clever stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Erm...
Only allow people with icons to post in the compo?

Not allow compo entries to start a new thread?

Clear the image challenge suggestion board each Wednesday and start from scratch and rely on votes to select the next compo?

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# these all sound good
also only allow iconers to suggest compos too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
#
A 'see the popular posts' link on the compo suggestion board, the same as there is on the compo pages themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# now we're cooking with gas

I vote Afinkawan as compo monitor from now until the next
revolt?

who's with me?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I DEMAND A RECOUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I was disqualified from voting because I am a hedgehog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Well the next revolt is likey to be in about 5 days time, so OK then.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# and bring back compo judging!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I think the icon thing is a bit harsh..there's some talented skint people on here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# They only have to donate £2 once to get an icon
but at least that will show they are interested enough in the site to join in properly, not just post shit because they are bored at school.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Or only allow people
with a /board post count of greater than 5000 or something to post in the compo. that should be long enough to weed out the turds who post for the hell of it.

Plenty of other message boards limit who can start a new thread. If any message containing a picture got an 'I Like This' button then anyone could post a picture, but not everyone could start a new thread with one. As soon as you get a picture on the popular page, you are allowed to start new threads or something.

I'm just waffling now, someone stop me.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I don't think images quality is always related to post count
I like the open nature of b3ta - the problem is the compo, not the users
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Same here
But if the people who could start new threads were restriced, you wouldn't have so much crap flushing everything else off the board. Every now and then you'd get a compo thread and loads of people would post their entires in it as it was a related thread?

I did say I was just waffling.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# that would only work if the i like this button was added to replies
we get some damn fine noobs and infrequent posters from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I think I mentioned that.
EVERY post that contains an image should have an 'I Like This' button.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# yes you did, sorry i missed it
i now quite like the idea of internet wizardry the final solution
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# If I waffle for long enough
normally something reasonable comes out eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# OR...
Maybe do some sort of internet wizardry type stuff and set the board to automatically start a compo thread once an hour (or just have a mod do it) and it's only when replying to that thread that it lets you choose to make your post a compo entry?

That would keep them all in one place, allow people to post whatever crap they wanted, not speed the board up too much and be easy to hide for anyone who hates the compo!

IT'S THE PERFECT SOLUTION!

But will no doubt turn out to be completely impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# 5000?!
Christ man. I feel all unloved. We quiet people are worthy too!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# It was just a number off the top of my head.
Thinking about it, I prefer the getting an image onto the popular page as the threshold.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# if they were that talented...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# would a fortnightly compo be any better?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# No!
Just... because.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# your objection sounds resonable
how about daily.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I reckon weekly is about right
gives you a chance to have a bit of a think and come up with something good, that's not just off-the-top-of-your-head obvious. But not long enough to get seriously bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# your objection sounds reasonable
i vote for a weekly compo chosen by vote from a list posted on a board only talk and links ever look at.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# ask him to peruse the most popular suggested ideas
then fro mthen pick one that wouldn't be fucking shit
or ask him to ask someone else to pick one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# This compo or all compos?
Cos this compo we should change the theme to "computer errors in real life"
Like the images TGA made
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# all comp's


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# *whispers*
dude, Star Wars is not real life... it's time to let go.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# It's over Weasel!
I have the high ground!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# NEVER!
*leaps*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I think it says
"You crashed your mac you fuckwit, when you turn around there will be half a dozen smug bastard Windows users smirking."
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Winnahhh
also in French, German and Chinese-simp

(Baggypants - The Trousered Avenger, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# This makes my eyes hurt :(
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Stop
poking it in your eyes and look at it instead
(Baggypants - The Trousered Avenger, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] The only error was installing it in the first place.
(JuanTheMan "hair-color:#FF6600", Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# a lot of effort.
didn't larff
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# what are you? some sort of cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Fair comment
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Wooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddddddssssssss!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# it's funny because it's true
WWO!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Definitely true
But definitely not funny when the company IT bod has scheduled it to run every day.
(JuanTheMan "hair-color:#FF6600", Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# TJ : my dads pc is win ME
whats a good free firewall for it? zonelabs no longer support ye-olde windows :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# upgrade
windows ME is so notoriously bad anyway that a firewall is the least of your worries.

if that's as unhelpful as I think it is then try sygate? or try googling for "free firewall"..?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# or..
"if you only have the trial version we will permanently implant entries in to your registry and place numerous ads around your computer"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# "Hello"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hello





arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Good afternoon
could you tell me where I can find the flag, effigy and petrol department please
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I'd argue with the knighthood
As he's a thoroughly shite author.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I think he's written some great books really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Nah, not my sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# each'is own, of course
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# ^this
He's a brilliant author
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# haha
great
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Rushdie in Smug Twat shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
Triffic!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# HE'S GOT A TINY FOOT!!!
!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# big hands tiny head and foot
i am scared
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# haven't ever read anything by him
but i've never much cared for the look of him so knighthood is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Ning, peeps.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# BUTTON DEATH II!

'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# thunderstorms
and sea creatures coming up to catch the lightening
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# and then walking into a door . . .
how's the eye hun?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# yellow and purple
i won't be wearing contacts to the gay wedding reception tonight... i have to wear glasses to hide my eye
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# C]:0(


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Boobs on a snake on a plane
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Captain Blackadder!!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# This, only Lord Blackadder
From series 2. Or Nursey!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# 'ning.
Nasty Oversized Roaches Kissing Squirrels
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Giraffe ninja
on stilts!
(duck Quack !, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# *picks up wee jack*
Well hello fluffly!

I want a small fuzzy thing.

oh grow up, you knew what I meant
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# At least let me hit "pause" first!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Mebbe she'll carry you about 'Helga-style'
hee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# There's an idea.
It's not cheating if it's a rodent, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# mmmmmm.....warm.
8)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Disney characters in your style
oh and a cake of enourmous proportions :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Guten 'ning JJ
An excitable lemur playing with a Wii and jumping up and down.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Two frogs having an argument at a zebra crossing over a spilt cup of orange juice
haulting a convoy of tanks driven by Pandas
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# YES! Gunstar Heroes FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Shoo! Begone nasty green star things!
Seeker: my Gunstar weapon of choice :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Makes the levels a breeze ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Not on the harder level settings, tho.
Need the blue laser thing and power shot to get anywhere.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# aaaw more of him please :)
or denizens
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# jessica rabbit.
or aardvarks with chainsaws fighting nuns. there is a ferocious lion in an old armyjacket and eyepatch helping out the aardvarks. some aardvarks may carry axes instead of chainsaws.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# kat
and scarlet in the mud of glastonbury. they are wet and screwed on E but are loving the arctic monkeys.
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Kat's
secret character she has on World of Lorecraft...
(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)

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