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# Qplah'!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Yaaaaaaay
this should be made real.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Brilliant!
Why do birds suddenly appear?
cloaking device
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Haha
good one. :D
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# today, is a good day to *whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Mind piss...sort of
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# bwahahaha!!
now KNEEL!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Never!
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# *hops into jeep*
*chases*
i'll catch 'im or him over trying!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# *hides in alley just slightly to tight for jeep to fit*
haha
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *unloads moterbike with boudicca style blades on the wheels*
WHOOOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# *climbs fire escape*
*thinks to self "all this over a mind piss"*
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# *glares up the ladder*
i can wait!!



*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I'd be careful, he's wearing a kilt
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# *glances up*
MY EYES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Well it is Scotstoberfest
everyone has to wear one
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# *throws brick from roof home alone style*
Take that Marv and Harry!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# *bricks lands on head but, curiously, doens't smash my brains out*
i'll get you yet kid!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# *throws another*
*expecting that you won't have learnt your lesson*

Come and get me you big horses ass
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *scuttles up the ladder and stabs*
that'll learn ya!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Dam
I never predicted a scuttle stab
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# they never do!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Not seen that in YEARS!
Heh heh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Haha!
b3ta.com/board/7343023
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# work won't let me see that
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# He just repeated his comment from below.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# This is true
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# who did?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Try
this one.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# nope,
still won't load.
bastards!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# It's bollocks anyway.
Just me with a swannee whistle and loads of reverb.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# *imagines*
meh....
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# What were you saying?
The Clangers were actually scripted.

www.freewebs.com/1969clangers/censored.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# "Today is a good day to die"
in a slightly depressed voice.

Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Oh yeah!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# 100 quatloos on the newcomer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# My moneys on the one with the gun
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# 50 bars of latinum on the bird of prey....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Kestrel?
or Buzzard?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# FALCON!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Good choice
but the correct answer was Merlin
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# the wizard?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# The sticker album manufacturers
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Panini?
Mmmmm, bready.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# *collects*
Yes got the Capt. Wow shiney!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Ooooh!
Do you a swap? I've got 18 Dave The Hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# *shines*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# EAGLE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# But they're still damn cute
even when heavily armed.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Today is a good day to die
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# majQa'

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# DA! DA! DA! DA! da dada da da da da da
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# *Stands for Zoidbergs National Anthem*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Whoopwhoopwhoop
whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Were you singing...
AMOK TIME?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I used to run a night called Amok.
It was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I watched that episode at the weekend.
My collection of original Star Trek recorded off the sci-fi channel is now complete! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# *has watched the entire series of TNG three times in total*
*still enjoys every minute*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# i would rather admit to fiddling with kids
than admit to that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# :D
I'm sad and proud in equal measures.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# I have a degree in computer science
and even I would disown you for being too nerdy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# You just have...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# technically not
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# *Sun campaigns against Mictoboy*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# On page three: Topless tart that's just turned 16! Yaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Chris Moyles did a study
where the Sun used the same Page 3 model three times, giving her age as "18", "25" and "23" respectively. Two months apart in each case.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Sun readers are hardly going to notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Precisely.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Give 'em the benefit of the doubt
the topless tart could have just forgotten her own age.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# That's cos they can't count
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# one, two, lots, many
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Jade?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Yeah, djoo wanna cha' or summink?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Detritus!
/pratchettfan
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Someone caught him
'Er, it's a scientific study. Scientific. Yes.'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Whoop! Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# haha
Look who's all grown up!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I make ONE mistake
And I hear about it for the rest of my life
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# S'alright, I was l----l this close to doing softcore modelling when I was about 18.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Ahh!
glad you stuck with the hardcore donkey smut in the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# is tha tthe new special edition ones
with the cg addons? they look really good from what I've seen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Not heard of them
Nah, just the original episodes that they've been showing pretty much non-stop on Sci-Fi for about a year. I kept either missing episodes or whatever so I finally got the last one I needed yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# hell yes!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Best fight music ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Excellent
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Blue string pudding = Qagh!
Hahahaha! ACERS! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# morning sir!
'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Hello Mr Bazoo!
We were talking about you earlier . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# *clicks*
very, very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# :)
What's that, tiny Clanger?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha, excellent! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
#
yay! thats a bit woo that is!

in other news, teh quo have been successfully shopped into a pic and published by local radio station :) Arf!
Last pic - Brim Road North. Spot teh quo!

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *tries to find a site to translate 'I Like This'*
*fails*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I'm not sure Klingon has a word for 'like'.
Just scream random warcries as you click the button. That should be good enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Yay Clangers!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Steve loves Toffee Crisps
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# :D
Nice.
Animate it!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# *sliiiiiiiiiiiiide*
so do I
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# ^This
In fact, I may go and get one in a minute
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Oh yes
but Snickers FTW (esp with a cup of coffee)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# now make your neck work
WHOAH~OH~AH~OOH!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I would do
the same for mazipan..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# tremazipan?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# trampolinipan?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# *injects*
*dies from DVT*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# the hairy cornflake is fatal now?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Ok, now I'm confused.
Oh hang on. You mean DLT?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# haha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I think DVT
is slightly less fatal than DLT.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Main Vein Thrombosis?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Haha
now that would hurt like a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# "Nurse, I have a localised swelling..."
I get banned from more hospitols that way
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# haha!!
i'll have to ask some of the nurses here if anyone has tried that...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# *knew someone who did*
It travelled to her brain and she died in the bath. Twas manwife's ex as it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# *makes some tenuous link to 'clerks'*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# 37 cocks!?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# welll.....
If it's made of ground almonds I WILL be a whore for it
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *voms*
Hate almonds. Made a christmas cake last year, nearly threw up rolling out the marzipan. I don't know why, it's the only smell that makes me nauseated :-(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Marzipan is disgusting and pointless
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# YOU ARE SO WROOOOOONNNNNGGGGG
And yet so right. Marzipan is delicious but after one gram you feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Are you confusing marzipan with Paris Hilton again?
tsk
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Easily done
Ludicrously saccharine and makes me want to barf...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# wow!!
you've raised loads!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Yes, mostly thanks to nice people like you
Pictures are on my Flickr stream now. :)
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I heartily agree
Amaretto has the same effect on me. Thinking about it, it's not the only smell. Spearmint chewing gum as well...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# amaretto cherries ftw!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I love amaretto
Especially amaretto sours.
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# 1 part Amaretto
1 part decent single malt

You've got yourself a Godfather.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# 2 shots of Port, 2 shots of Vodka, 1 bottle of Blue WKD
mmm Cheeky Vimto
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# That stuff is dangerous!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Blue WKD?
I can't buy that because I don't have a chav card.
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# oooooo!
ark at the class elitist
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# i buy blocks of marzipan then sit and scoff the lot!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# ^^^^this
I will probably go critical one christmas and reach an almondy mass
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# i got the wife to make me a marzipan birthday cake once.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Made entirely from marzipan?
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# oh yes!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# pfffffftttttttttttt!
STAR BARS FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# definitely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Argentina chews FTW!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# DOUBLE DECKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# *drools*
Also Time Out bars
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Yes.
Also that other one... *strains brain* can't remember the name of it :(
Two bars with wafer and tasty chocolate, and no, not Twix. It's in a blue packet.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# That's a Time Out
I think
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Nope
Time Out doesn't have wafer.
Gah, this is going to bug me now. I think it might start with a 'Th'... Might not though...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# yes it does
(have a wafer)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Does it?
I stand corrected.

I was actually thinking of Drifters (went and looked on Google sadly enough)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# they were nice
they had toffee in that Time Outs miss
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# you certainly do hun
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# refresher bars, i think you'll find
are much better than crappy starbars
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# AGREED
/caps

Also Highland Toffee bars.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# The ONLY chocolate worth eating is
Green & Blacks Organic.
Half price NOW at your local Tesco.
Terms & conditions apply
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Terms and conditions:
1. Chocolate is actually brown, not green and black.
2. That's it.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# 3. Not at this price in Canary bloody Wharf branch.
FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# chocolate is worth eating?

i've not touched the stuff since 1993
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Not only that
It's Good For You chocolate too
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# shush!
mictogirl might hear you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I think you should buy her some on the way home
I recommend the one with bits of cherries in it
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# ^ this
it's a good way of making people love you more.
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# SPANG!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# SPANG BARS FTW!
every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# *jigs*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# woo
ning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# 'nings gangstah!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# nips!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# it's cold outside
there's no kind of atmosphere
i'm all alone
more or less
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Let me fly far away from here
fun, fun, fun
inthe sun, sun sun

dum dee dum dum da, dum dee dum dum da, dum dee dum dum dee da BONG
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# corr I've not had a toffee Crisp in ages :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# somebody somewhere just had one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Somebody somewhere probably just had an enema too.
/random fact of the day
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# That was me!
\\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Do you feel all clean inside now?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# oh no!
I still feel dirty . . . dirty boy naughty boy dirty boy . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Is that blood
or has he used jam as a lubricant to help him slide his body closer to the Toffee Crisp with out friction burns?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# This
had one 2 days ago.

the king of snacks.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# has he found a golden ticket to the Wonka Factory?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# eww!
That's horrid!

toffee crisp indeed . . . the textures are all wrong!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# i'd probably do the same for a lion bar, but not a toffee crisp...
top draw.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Queeny's had a bit of surgery methinks...


Before
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# My god!
It's Michael Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I was going to say that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Uncanny resemblance, no?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Calm down dear
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I thought it was Julian Clairy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# thats
the wrong queen
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Thinks wrong thoughts....
worries
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# doesn't worry
*worries

splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# isn't this slightly illegal??
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Dude, I'm sure this is treason.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# can't prove anything
*burns harddrive*

bilbobarneybobs?

never heard of him


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Some say he rides a magenta cunt horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# some people call him the gangster of lurve
*wolf-whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Ooh, weird
Like this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Mnnnnnghhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# that's really well done
you could get a job retouching photos of other ugly people
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Saucer of milk for Miss Pachey
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Nicely nicely.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# art !
(CHOPCHOP, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# :|
That's very Clive Barker.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# LOOK DADDY!!
I'M A DOCTOR! I'M A DOCTOR!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# eurgh.
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# That is horrible
Good work though.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Jesus christ!
Although nothing can freak me out now, after watching half of "The Thing" last night

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Which half?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# First
half, mostly. I was sitting there about 1am on my lonesome watching something which, most likely, inspired Doom 3.

I thought at that point, I should try and cleanse my mind and go to bed, so I watched QI for 10 minutes and chortled quietly at Alan
Davies' casual ineptitude. That almost helped.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Good old QI
Great for a bit of comic relief
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Still have the first three seasons to watch at home.
One of my favourites: the ghost of Allan Davies...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# You'd never seen it before?!
Good god, where have you been hiding?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# :O
That's awful.

Have you played the PS2 thing game? I've only played the first bit of it before I had to give it back, but it was alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I've just got to the last battle in Silent Hill 3.
I want Silent Hill 4 and Origins now, just so I can scare the shit out of B_E :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Manwife's got them
4 is the room, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Yeah I think so.
Looks pretty damn good.
Origins looks amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# It's alright, I think mw prefers 2 though, I can't remember.
I've just burnt myself on my ciggie. Arg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Whoops.
Go run it under cold water.

Not at work today?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# No I am!
I'm currently dunking my burntinated fingers in my glass of water, between typing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Lesson for the day:
Do not use fingers to stub ciggy on.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# :-(
I just grabbed it funny....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# I'm sure you've heard that one before...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# :D
ouchieouchieouchouch. Burning is the worst of all the injuries.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Behind the sofa most likely
I shall no doubt watch the rest of it some time soon, it were 'reet good, but my tired brain was getting freaked out by the head with legs on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# the Huskies at the begining freak me out!
top film!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# You can't stop half way, you've got to do it start to finish
otherwise you lose the pace


I remember watching it when it first came out and I was about 10, fucking awesome, and still the best DVD money can buy.

Goes to look for it on Blu Ray with American Werewolf in London
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# can they make these old films good enough quality to warrant a Blu-ray release??
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# In the Arctic
with Kurt Russell.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *flaps tentacles around*
*mutates hand into a kettle and brews a cup of tea*
...probably explains a few things
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Probably :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Eskimos only have 3 words for snow
but they do have over 30 pronouns...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# is that the one in the antarctic with the stop motion monster?
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Oh wowzers
That's fantastic.

Please shop that into a 'congratulations on your new spawn' card.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Then send it too your pet frog?
Ning
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Or anyone!
Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# What a braw idea!
My friend's wifie is just about to spawn, I'm going to print that off on a card and send it to them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# 'OMG YOU HAVE BREEDED!'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# 'DADDY ONLY WANTED A BLOW-JOB'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Not really
one for the old peoples common room..but I do like you style
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# who gave you access to my porn folder?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# You never reply to anyone, so I can say what I like
I'm going to give this the lowest mark ever...an A minus-minus
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# YOU
ABSOLUTE FUCKING CUNT.
(CHOPCHOP, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I want that on my wall.
And the picture is nice too.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I recieved my first ever GAZ today from someone who couldn't understand my response to this week's question...
Which response reads: CHILDBIRTH!
And mentions how depressing it is, in addition to being disgusting, nasty and wrong.

I haven't responded and won't (someone just wants to argue in private), but I think that I'm not the only one who sees it that way...

Woooooooooooooooooooooooo, Yay, YOW!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Yes! This is me!
I want one of these!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Sracist!
a/c
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# d'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
what have they done with leon?

Edit: i'm a little spaced this morning
i've only just realised this isn't spider and scorpion....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *Wakes up* Is it time to die?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# That's a line from a tune I know...
But I can't remember which one...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# is it Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I don't think I've ever heard that in a club
so probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I played that in a club last friday
over some gabba.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Drop any weather report?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# no, but I finished with moonlight shadow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# \m/ you hardcore bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Haha
Imagine Dick van Dyke in an Industrial mash-up.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# It'd certainly be interesting :D
Chim-Chimeree, Chim-Chimeree, BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# you get the general idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Me old Bamboo
Me old BamBOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

hee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# :D
He still sounds Australian.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Everybody say way-oh?
That song is so RUDE. I don't remember the rude version from my childhood (school Disco)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I didn't think it was ever rude :/
The first time I heard it I switched it off though, so I don't think I've ever heard it in its entirety...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# It's all talking about lady parts
sitting on faces and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Ah right.
Probably skipped over by the Radio 1 crew then.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# It made me do a :O face when I heard the grown up version.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# sit your pussy on ma faaace
/the only rude bit i can remember
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Girl your booty is so brown
Something about licking up and down I think as well.

It's all of the naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# maybe it's just a cat reference?
*innocent*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# it's from Blade Runner
Leon says it to Deckard.

It's been sampled by a fair few people. I think the Prodigy did on..... something off Jilted Generation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# You're right, too.
The track I'm thinking of was by Combichrist or Grendel or someone.
Since it's from Bladerunner it's probably been sampled to death by loads of people :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# WHO LOVES YOU!?
AND WHO DO YOU LOVE!?

my fave sample of all time :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# What's that from?
Same film?
/long time since last viewing of Bladerunner
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# IT'S TIME TO START....
RUNNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/Running Man :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# It's been ages since I watched that, too...
Must watch all those old films again. Especially Total Recall.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# open you miind
AH!
open your miiind
AH!
open your miind
AH!
open your miind....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
There certainly is! only one nut! and where are the three pubes per bollock!?

s'not even magenta! Hahahaha! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Speaking of which
Thinking of getting myself a graphics scribble thingy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Yippee!
and Hurrah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# It'll be super cheap
But I'm getting pissed off with the lack of control with just a mouse
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# For sure!
I only used to win isketch 95% of the time when I used a mouse . . . C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I use a trackball which is probably harder to control
But I like not having to have room on my desk to be able to move a mouse
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# trust 200, £22.00 from asda and tesco's
only wee but it does the job.
similar available from morgan computers for £16 with £7.50 postage.

/buying another one within the next couple of days to give to a chum blog.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# pfffh I find it easier to draw with the mouse :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Cheap ones are the
best. Mine was about £20 from Maplin (was a special deal though, usual price is probably £30-40) and it's lasted for about 2 years so far.

It has had tea spilled on it at least 7 times in that period.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Ability to withstand tea is an important feature
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# i find the tea rings on mine a great help for drawing perfect circles
and i've got enough tobacco in the pen groove for an emergency fag.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# eeeeuww, it looks waxed!
Jolly Jack waxes his sack!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I'll find out for sure
when he's safely locked in my cellar . . . you'll be the first to know.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# *dons iron pants*
*padlocks*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# *gets out Cillit IronPants*
BANG! AND THE PANTS ARE GONE!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# *looks down*
How come I always loose my pants when I'm at work?!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# because you can't spell lose
C];0)

Sexay is as Sexay does . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Ooh!
Those'll be handy to chain you to the wall by . . .

*takes key*

Let me know when you need to pee


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# *readies catheter*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Ah, the old back sack and crack
*winces*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Looks like your average b3tard to me.
I thought you'd stopped doing these?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# *passes steaming mug of fluff*
sorry your life doesn't seem to be the Mae West today bud


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# S'ok.
Just another addition to the collection of annoyances.
*refluffs with an effort for the day*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# *manhugs*
Ooh! you been working out and that hat is smashing! C]:0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Hah
hardly working out ;)
Don't get all slushy on me :p
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# ok
*wipes a tear away crossly*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I thought you were looking at a picture of me for a minute.
Then I realised that all pics of me are horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# eh?
horrible?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Ha!
No :p
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# IVV has vectored you though, right?
right?that's not horrible


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# The source picture was.
I think I look ok on a good day, but most of the time I think I look rank.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# He's like a lovely young Dexter Fletcher
This is a good thing.

WI- they're not horrible, they're lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Pah.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Do you want to fight over this?
I'll win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# *readies knives*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# *gets sai*
remember to protect your giblets...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# *encases self in SDL body armour*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# UNFAIR
All I've got is this baking tray.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Useful weapon.
Just hit me over the head with it.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# I can't *reach* your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I stopped for a while back in 2003.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Ah right.
I just thought that the last one you posted was the last one ever, since they both died...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# hehehehehe!
you never seen a cartoon come back to life?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Of course!
I only hope that Leonard returns...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# There are 50 which have never been posted.
(And I've not uploaded them onto my site yet, so don't bother looking for 'em)

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Haha
ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
50!!? *gets overexcited*

*leaves trail for dogs to follow*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Over exited!
It "over exCited" m8 sorry...

"over exited" is when you leave a shop too much somehow.. and end up in Narnia or somin... uh..
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# 'mate'.
'something'.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Oh, and 'it's'.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# :P II
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# oh the ironing!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# haha *glee*

any plans for putting them into a book?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Yeah.
But I'm really slow at putting stuff together.
Just look at the SA book......or rather; the lack of one.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# yaaaaay :D


seeing these wee chaps again makes me glee
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# arf!
I have a printer that can print out mugs of hot tea

(and I wouldn't play Defcon for too long. It inspires Megalomaniacal tendencies)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# heheheheh.....ehheh hah......HAH HAH............AAAAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
HAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHA
HAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHA
HAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I haven't played
it for aaaaages. Might dig it out and destroy a nation or seven.

NUKES! NUKENUKENUKENUKENUKENUKENUKENUKESSS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# I confess:
I have been playing it in the dark, for added atmosphere......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# That's precisely what I did
the first time, with the volume cranked up.

I could almost feel the radiation wafting against my face. It's the way that the world ends with barely any noise which pleased me most.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I have a Wii!


Would you credit? I play Zelda game!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I don't like the Wii.
It has a silly name.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# but it's damn good fun.
*has almost completed twilight princess*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# There is as much entertainment
to be had from the console name as there is to be had playing games on it.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I gained
roughly 89.355% entertainment from the console name! I hope I can gather as much entertainment dust from the playing of it one day soon!

*gathers entertainment dust, like a soft beetle might*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# They could rename
it to "piss" perhaps.

Or you could pronounce it as "Wihhhhh!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# yeah...
because all other consoles have had such cool names in the past.....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I am envy of your Wii ownership!
Although I now have a Tii. It's a hand controlled device full of hot steamy tea fun!

It's motion sensitive too, so when you pick up the Tii controller, the hot drink moves closer to my face!

*enjoys, whilst weeping softly into the mug*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Ooooh.


I want one of those. I demand one!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# And so it shall be so, young Wheeled Bird!
*grants unto him eternal rest tea*TM
(Copyright "That Bible Book Thing Maybe" 2007)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
you seem very hot muggy bevereagey today Mr The Neville . . .

fancy a brew?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
but a few hours after a Tii, do you get a Wii?
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# I ripped the music out of it*
And it's fantastic to work to. 30 or so pieces, 30s to 3m long each, with that great sound. Best part of the game.

* easy to do actually. there's a big file in the install, it's actually just a renamed zip or rar, so change its extension, and the audio is all inside it as ogg files. not exactly l33t hax0r but I did work it out myself from looking at the file in hex ;)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I should do that
and take it along as a mix cd to parties.

The sound of melancholy strings and such, combined with radiation sickness coughing should go down a treat!

*chucks out the default "Party" mix and replaces with "Sounds Like The End Of The World - Volume I"*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# The coughing etc isn't in the music
But the separate samples are also in that archive. So you can add them yourself! Or have them on your own!

*goes to listen to the end of the world*
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# no, that's a kettle.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# hahahahaa
:o~)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# weeee
weeee
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Har har! Fucking splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I love these
welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# bloody asda trying to rip me off!! unshopped btw|!!
Asda are rying to rip me off
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# I have a 10% discount with Asda.
*slightly smug*
(Fluffster, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# git!!
i need that!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# being an Asda till-monkey
is nothing to be smug about...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Asda
ISB for teh win!
(Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# £600 for an onion?
Or is it a packet of crisps? Whichever, bloody hell!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# yeah bit much
the thing is i actually scanned some fruit juice :os
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Mmm, red onion smoothie
Nice... I'm intrigued what a prem ong bit is though
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# OJ
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# You bought OJ Simpson for a quid?
Bargain
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# hehehe
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# It's a packet of
Lesser Sumatra Brumble Onion and Cheesy Cheese Crisps. The rarest in all the lands. They're priced at £616.60 per packet.

The other 2p is given to the Sherpa who has to carry them down from the summit of Everest where they are packed by monks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Jesus, that's some onion
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# that musta been one big red onion :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Good grief! At least it was spotted at point of sale
I always check my supermarket receipt, I have had so many errors, multibuys not going through & items scanned twice is the usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# hasn't
paul allen got enough money?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# That's ASDA price
£616 for a red onion seems resonable to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# *pats own arse*
*realises I don't keep loose change in back pocket*
*sues self for harr-arse-ment*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# you're not wrong
£7.95 for 25 dvd r's is an outrage.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# ha ha ha you are gay!!!!
red onions!

White ones too strong for you nancy boy!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha
it wasnt even an onion it was fruit juice for my kids :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# red onion juice for the kids eh?
might try that one, that will teach the little buggers a lesson
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# arf!!!
nope no onion at all - but i think i might try that one my daughter - that'd get her eating vegies!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# you perv!
Buying a book of kids! *writes to daily mail*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Proper office lol!
*clicks invisible I Like This button*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# FP!
*tries to click*
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# you shop at asda?
are you a chav?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# yes i am!!
or maybe its just because its close to my house :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# have you seen the quality of cars in the lidl car park?

it's all 4X4's
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I bet you shop at aldi you snob ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I shop at Sainsburys
and it's still a horrible experience, having to fight my way through hordes or mouth-breathing plebs buying greasy ready-meals and watching out for their loud whiney snot-nosed kids who are whizzing around on their roller-trainers...

Rant over (and it's not that bad on a weekday evening)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# all the supermarkets arounf here are crap
sainsburys used to be good - but last time i went there it was like shopping in a turd!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# A turd you say, I should be so lucky
The Sainsburys near me is like shopping in a pool of tramps sick...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I'm lucky cos I live near lots of little shops
Where they know me and call me 'sweetheart' and chuck stuff in for free from time to time. :)
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I live near some small shops, but they are rude and crap
"Milk? You want milk at this time of day...Bread? You should be so lucky sunshine...a newspaper? at 5pm? i've bundled em up mate, so buy some fags or fack orf"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# my comment was a little bit tongue in cheek tbh
all supermarkets are fucking shit
i'm looking forward to moving back to a town where there is a proper market, and small butchers/bakers/greengrocers etc, so that we can minimise the amount we spend in the supermarkets
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Oh I knew you were joking, we've all shopped at Asda haven't we
Haven't we?

hello?

*tumbleweeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# All Opera Must Die


...for some reason.

Fear the large scale bunneh vengeance (1600x1200 273kb)
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# nice beams!

please have this chinzilla
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Ha ha!
Fucking well smashing! In a literal sense.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# have a...
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# GIANT RABBIT IS TIED TO SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE BY PINK EYEROPES
Only kidding, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# that looks ace!!
you uncultured oaf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# But I like opera
Ning all, how is everyone today on a scale of 1 to 10?
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# 4
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# That's not very much
What is up?
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# -15. You?
I like opera too. Will be singing some in a couple of weeks in front of people.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# solo rendition of the entire score of HMS Pinafore?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Group rendition of Patience
But the effect is much the same
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# That's rubbish
What is wrong? and what opera are you singing? Are you a soprano?
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Rubbish doesn't begin to cover it
- 3 hours sleep last night and at work even though I'm ill
- Patience (operetta, which is a bit of a cheat)
- Nope, Alto, but with quite a good range (bottom G to top G. Ish)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Can't you go home?
I'm an alto too, but not a very good one.
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# So you can do a second sop if needs be
I like it, that's my sort of range.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I used to sing it too!
Back in the days of proper training.

If anyone ever makes me sing Ave Maria or Pie (sp?) Jesu again I'm going to stab them in the face with a tractor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Don't do anything that highbrow
But G&S is good fun :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# It was only school and a couple of solo recitals, nothing that impressive.
:D Glad you're enjoying it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# SING AVE MARIA NOW!
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# *calls Micto's dad*
Hi Mr *won't mention surname here*, can I borrow your tractor? Why thank you.


*ties Micto to chair*

Aaaaaaaave Mariiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaa *ignition on*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# 4-5ish
edit: i fucking love some tunes from opera, but the majority can fuck right off, and if i have to sacrifice the good stuff to getrid of the rest, so be it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# He's over theeeeeere
Away over the hiiiillll
Oveeer there over the hill....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# 3.141592653589793etc
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Ning lovely!
About a 6. I'm absolutely shattered, but I'm happy enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Hello
Why are you tired? Do you want to see a picture of me in my silly outfit?
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Of course I do!
Tired because I was up playing poker and on here last night, and then I had awful cheese dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Yum, cheese
Here you go: www.flickr.com/photos/pachey/638038434/
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Oh bless you!
You look ever so cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# 9.9 Recurring
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# I'd give myself
1.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# No! Save the Opera!
*unleashes giant Jack Russell*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# He should travel to Verona next
and zap the amphitheatre . . .

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
#
opera oprah
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# pot-roast for the day crew...

Click to engorge
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Manwife loves this by the way
Don't know if I said last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Chiana?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# hahahaha
cracking
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha
has she done something with her hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# well spotted
she's brushing to the left instead of the right. And I think she's wearing blue eye shadow this time, but that might just be the light
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# ha ha ha!!!
weird!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Holy living fuck.
Fearorama.

Also, is that a radioactive symbol top and to the right a bit? It's not helping the scares situation.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Ace.
me likey
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# woo!
new pink spaghetti cure for myxomatosis found to have dangerous side effects.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Ha ha!
Brilliant lazering there!

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Most woo.

(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Arf!
Likewise with the lazuuurs. I hope Lesley Garrett was staying in that tower.

The giant titted warbler.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# YAY BUN
*hugs the bun*
*doesn't like opera either*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# they love it....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
He's getting all over-stimulated and won't sleep tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# *gleeeeeeeeee*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# the lord of the dance!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# SETTEE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# they do!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I'm sure there's something missing...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Zebriski's Point, Death Valley
Rare sighting of a lesser-spotted rock grommit:


Click to pull phat air (155KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# well I like it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# People called The Ramones, they go to the house?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# hahahah
CONJUGATE THE VERB 'TO BE' BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# to be a boy?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# arf
love it

*clicks*
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# *click*
Morning peeps!
I've discovered that my stalker of a few months ago is still at large despite repeated warnings by police.
Do you reckon it's legal to go round and smash his head in with a bat?
/angered blog
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Blimey!
What kind of stalker stuff are/were they doing?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# It's a long one...
Started with repeated abuse anonymously in my LJ, followed with threats in the club.
Shortly after that I got a message under my car windscreen wiper with a coded message and a picture of my car in front of my flat.
The message, after decoding, contained my date of birth, address, car registration details, medical history, you name it.
We'd only moved in 2 weeks before, so he must have followed me home at some point.
Needless to say the police were involved shortly afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# That's pretty heavy stuff.
I think I'd be at the "bat around his head" by now.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# It's tempting, believe me.
He's a wimpy fucker too, wouldn't take much to put him down. But if I do, I'd be the one put away.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# That is feckin' creepy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# but you said you wanted to play "SPIES" :(
that sounds mental, nout a sledgehammer won't cure.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# perfectly
you have a male stalker?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# NO
but can you not initiate legal proceedings?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# I will do if he carries on doing this shit.
He turned up at a club he's been specifically barred from by both the owners and the police, and proceeded to shout abuse at me and the lady.
He's totally gone in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# put every incident in writing
and speak to the police about how to proceed
the sooner you make this official, the quicker you will (hopefully) be able to get it resolved

edit: just read the above, so it looks like you've got the proceedure well underway

you're not having much luck lately, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# It's already official.
The police have been round to his house and officially cautioned him under the harrassment act.
He's now not allowed to go anywhere where he might come into contact with me - but that didn't stop him going to the club which he knew I'd be at.

*edit*
Nope, no luck whatsoever. On top of all this the debt collection agency from two years back has finally tracked me down, so I now have to start paying back 10k of debt too... My own fault admittedly, but it could have waited for a better time.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# her you go.
cps.gov.uk/legal/section13/chapter_t.html#_Toc3085034

keep it all above board.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# That's useful - ta!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# don't forget my other link with all you need on the harassment laws.
i find it best to keep it all above board before you have to break something.

and remember the word 'resonable', punching him in the face, breaking his nose and restraining him could be seen as resonable, as you were in fear of your own personal safety.

punching him in the face, breaking his nose, repetedly kicking him while he's on the floor, breaking his ribs and turning his face into a pulpy mess would probably be seen as excessive.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Yup, no worries.
I have quite a few friends that would actually be happy to do the work for me, but I'm not going to go down that avenue just yet...
Thanks for the links.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# why's he stalking you?
does he lurve you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# He's stalking me because
for some reason he has it in his head that I'm spreading rumours he has HIV.
Total untruth, as you might imagine, and he seems to have concocted this story out of thin air.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# bizarre.
just get the police involved so you don't get into trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Who is he- did you used to be buddies?
Edit- *has read other posts now* Ohhhh that's so frightening.

*sets up camp on the WIB_E doorstep with her sai and machete*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Ha!
Noooo. I warned a girl off him because he fucked over a friend of mine, and he seems to have translated this into my telling her he had HIV.
It's spiralled a bit out of control now.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Do what Micto said above
Diarise everything- you may be able to take an injunction out against him - the guy that assaulted me isn't allowed within a certain area around where I live- I don't know if they'd do it without a prior case (as in that had gone to trial etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I'm thinking about it.
I'm not sure if this latest incident counts as a continuation of harrassment or not really.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# What's the latest incident?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Turning up at a club he's barred from,
offering loads of money to the doorman to stay in the club,
shouting at the doorman when he couldn't stay,
shouting at me and the lady that "I started all this you cunt, why don't you just die".
I had to be restrained at this point.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Don't, whatever you do, hurt him in any way.
You need to look lily-fucking-white in all this. The only reason I managed to get my guy locked up was that I didn't touch him (but then I had five women holding me back)

*hug* If I had the money I'd just send you two on holiday- bless your hearts, you deserve it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# That'd be lovely.
We were going to go to Holland to see D's folks but this whole job thing has made it impossible :(
Still, short holiday at the beginning of August with any luck.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# *claps*
That'll be good- just get you away from everything.

If all else fails, then we'll all club together and pay him a visit. And we're sick, sick people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# here you go
www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts1997/1997040.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# BUT WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER!!!!!
just messing
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# gah!!
you pissed all over me :(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# people pay good money for such treatment
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# but...
i love you!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# i want a stalker
most evenings i can easily be found in the bushes opposite wasted's house

/jealous blog
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# They're so easy Drummer can use them
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# feckin' splitters!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Now, sing 'Sheena Is a Punk Rocker' 100 times before dawn, or I'll cut your balls off
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Sheena Easton
Punk Rocker
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# My baby takes the morning train, etc
I've also got the Harold Lloyd song & him clinging on to a clock in my head now!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# oh good
hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Top drawers!

Teyibly witty, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# pfffttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# CLICK
CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKetc.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# I was playing with flood filling a few days ago
but I didn't realise my computer was connected to a USB weather generator. Sorry Sheffield Wednesday!

Apologies for size, should've been smaller.
(JuanTheMan "hair-color:#FF6600", Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Ouch!
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
s'fine! up to 250 for an anim is ok

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# thats a terrible thing to do.......
*sniggers*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# one shouldn't laugh
but one can't help it

woo
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# i think we escaped the worst of it for once
but it was close.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# getting S h 1 t f a c e d
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Holy leaping mother of all things saintly!
*bowels involuntarily empty*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I know
Bud' ... *bokes*

ning loony face hat bloke man of doom
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# 'ningles you fave* prof

*terms and conditions apply. You must change your name to Kenny to qualify. Your home is at risk if you don't keep up repayment and/or live in Sheffield. Trousers may go down as well as up.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# How rare!
I like that. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# sweet cunting fuck!!! O.o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# didn't I see
this last night?

was quite horrible then (but very clever)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# he had
no body or bottle last night lol.

Do you think this is suitable for flickr?
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# aha
(just checked back - you're right you know!)
still quite disturbing, but utterly original (well, I've never seen anything like it before)

good work sir
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I've done the final tinkering with it, it scans better now since last night...

Click pic to be able to read it

...For anyone not familiar with the song, the original is HERE
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# bedbug sure is evil
he don't mean me no good

bedbug sure is evil
he don't mean me no good

he think he's a woodpecker
and i'm a chop of wood
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Yay!
For Billy Joel!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Gordon likes it.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# But I don't want him to be PM
And there's not a damn thing I can do about it :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# you could kill him
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# 'course there is!
Vote for someone else next time


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# I never voted for Gordon Brown
I never voted for Tony Blair

And yet they get to tell me what I can and can't do.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# no, that's me . . .
that's me . . .now go and make me a cup of tea! And a nice biscuit!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# I love the Iraq-aq-aq bit
Very good TGA
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# I know I don't know much about politics.
But I'd rather have Blair than Brown.

Interesting tidbit- manwife works in the financial sector and he found out yesterday that under Brown, if you want to move your pension to Australia you have to pay 51 % tax on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# what
then some old person gets 49% too, whats the world coming too.
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Politley ask Brown to get off him then
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Silly N&HO
Scottish aren't people! Can't reason with them!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# i had to listen and sing along (in my head)
WOO!

well rewritten.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Cracking
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# wasn't this
Posted yesterday?
(catzeyes Princess Trampagne, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# no, a similar, but untinkered version yesterday
today, it's a slightly different and better version
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Ning, peeps.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)
# ham toucher
draw a ham toucher
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)
# ning prof
can you go back in time and make it 8.30 again please?

I've just wasted the first hour and a half
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# ning B_to_the_3
8:30 you say...? Maybe I can, maybe I can...

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
#
*works fantically for an hour and a half...*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# No... I can't make it 8:30 again
although by starting at 10:05, working frantically for an hour and a half and it still only being 5 minutes later I have slowed time allowing you to cram more b3ta into your day.

Besides which - I've not fully made good use of about the last 18 months, so I think your hour and a half is probably alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# *falls over laughing to self in the silent rocking shoulders style*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# *adopts drunken boxer style*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# *drinks more*
*boxes less*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Bully from Bullseye mounting a cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# ^^this
Or some form of dinosaur-to-dinosaur sexual exchange
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
#
mounting a cow decapitating Dave fucking Spikey with an axe.
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Let's check that with bully....
M-O-U-N-T-I-N-G

well done
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# no Arch . . .
that's Knightmare . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# tits and squirrels playing happily together

and Jack with a big Hammer :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# draw your perfect lightsaber
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# paris hilton
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# No.
She's ugly.
Vacant eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Draw a beautiful Paris Hilton!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# now come on!
there's a challenge, then there's this!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# i didn't ask for your critique pencil boy, get drawing!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# paris hilton
hung, drawn and quatered.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
*cracks whip*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# hahahaha
now get back up the chimney...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# HAH :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# It'd be like shagging Frances Farmer, wouldn't it love?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# arg!
teh cultural reference...!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Are you melting yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# blow in my ear again like that
I just might
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# *tickles with tongue*
I once made a girl fall over doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# *falls over*
HEY!

I'm not a girl and I have a birth certificate to certify that fact... and there's no shame in having to carry around your birth certificate to proove your gender
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *tosses long flowing locks of jet dark curly hair*
*bes worth it*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Steady
Anyone that mentions that tag line tends to get decked by me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# DUCK OF DOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# *quack*
*world asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# *quackquackquackquack*
That's a ducky laugh, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# 'ning - draw..
2 lab rats
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# smokey bacon flavour crisps
Walkers, no wait, Frazzles!

actually no, do Walkers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# hooray!

ningles JJ, well done on the following through on the colouring.

today i would like toy to draw tank girl, standing next to jet girl and sub girls, Kooga is in the bacground somewhere possiblt tending to the tank and camp koala is on a sun lounger drinking a mai tai.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# eeeeuw! he coloured it by following through?!

*edit - my design for a Tank Girl Animated TV series
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# That would explain the sepia
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# its that subtle hint of brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Unf unf unf unf unf
If I ever own my own business I'm going to dress like this all the time.

Except for when I'm dressed like Lara.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Brian Lara?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Who?
If he's a cricketer, I hate cricket. It's almost as boring as tennis.

Lara Croft, you lovely numptyface.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# ;)
I hate all sport, except those involving Kung Fu and the Ultimate Fighting Championship of course. Which makes me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# last evening while aboding within my stately pile
I recevied a telephone communication from someone enquiring if I liked or enjoy watching football on the wireless picture device. I said no and they bid me good evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# the cheeky so and so's!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# indeed
and so I shot the telephone with an elephant gun... while the butler was holding it... and then I couldn't phone the agency to get another butler... and now I'm just sitting here in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# I'm good at boxing and rugby, but I only really watch rugby out of those two.
UFC's shit now, it's just cuddling on the floor and rubbing undercarriages together.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# what about the occasional football match?
when it's for queen and country.

and what about rugby?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Football is for nancy boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# i only watch england games
however they have been lackluster of late.

Gloucester Rugby FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Actually I do watch the World Cup, and Euro
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# cricket-tastic
that makes me warm in the googlies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# *peeps in Thor's box*
'ning! I'm cracking on* with button death!


*off


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Hooray!

*waits*


*waits some more*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
She's Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Brilliant!
I had a "Tank Girl" moment the other day. I put a sticker on my air rifle that said "Patient of the day!" (with a big smiley acidhouse face) and proceeded to drink beer and shoot cans.

I was given the sticker from my dentist despite being a 30 year old man
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Woo!
Excellent! I was just logging on to see if you were about!

I'd like to see a beaver with a cleaver


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# stood next to a bereaved Sigourney Weaver
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Mmmm. Sigourney Weaver.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# I'm sure there's sites already with that.....
Oh right, the animal





sorry Dave
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# I never said anything about animal . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Cave Rape.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# *Imagines many cave girls crawling all over a cave man*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# a field...
unmarred by floods, fires or famines!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Right
not an English one then . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Me! Draw me!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Do me next steve!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# with heeeeeuge tits
C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Sexy Godzilla vs Sexy MechaGodzilla
or
Home Improvement Crab
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
#
Chloe getting her leg dry humped by a koala
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Mac vs PC
(robotboy, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)
# That is deserving of
both a woo and a click!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)
# welcome.
'ning 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)
# yeah, right
they are just computers
it doesn't fucking matter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# NO BILL GATES/STEVE JOBS IS SATAN HIS COMPANY BUILDS SOFTWARE WHICH HE WILL USE TO EAT BABIES!!!1


/internet
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Haha
This gets my walrus of approval
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I'll tell you one thing Mac G3's are a heap of shite!


/pissed off at work blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# so are dell *squints* optiplex gx260's
/pissed off at work blog
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# dell own your soul

and possiblt mine as well, but not at work as i buitl my work machine.

they own it at home, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# they don't own mine
i've got a lovely lovely flat screen imac at home
pre intel, pre-wireless, but lovely all the same
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Dunno where I went with that
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Dave?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# you're my wife now
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)
# "I vant to sharpen your neck"
lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)
# My dad's got a bit of graphite under the skin of his ankle
from being stabbed with a pencil in school.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)
# me too
in my knee

there are quite a few people with similar injuries around :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# :O You're shitting me.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# the one on the right was born a bit backward
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Eraserhead?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)
# arf!

love that film
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# The one on the left is Billy Corgan from the "Ava Adore" video
(with tits)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)
# That was a great video
*finds* *watches*
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)
# The video to "Stand inside your love" is similar
but with a little fat hairy man.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)
# what was the black and white, Aubrey Beardsley inspired one
from Machina? Ah, that was it, ace
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)
# That's the one
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# i started reading that like a joke
what's black and white, aubrey beardsley inspired and wears a tutu?

a gay zebra in a lift or something
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Achtung bitte!
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
*ein click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# *gabbas*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# do you want to be hippy?
do you want to get stoned?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Technohead where a great until they made that,
Flamman en Abraxis mix is a good un though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)
# hey, we got one too!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# hahaha - ace
But the writing is too sophisticated to be considered authentic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# And she wouldn't know long words like 'it'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# that's nice
but i'm rissing a bit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# I think she sent some letters to her fans whilst in the clanger
I'm quite upset that she forgot to send me one (i'm out of bog paper)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# oh right
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Just kidding...i'm never out of bog paper
or tea bags, or milk
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)
# scroll down to collapsible tank's post
or look here www.tmz.com/2007/06/26/paris-totally-sketched-out/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Good grief, I thought the drawing was a joke
Don't they teach art at heiress slut school?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# or writing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)
# christ
a mate saw her porn vid and reckoned it was like child porn cos she is so immature
and that really confirms what he was saying
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)
#
"a mate" ;) heehee..

I saw it a while back, got 5 mins in and deleted it.
The woman is completely useless.
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)
# he made me a copy, but it wouldn't work on my dvd player
so unfortunately i wasn't lying

the bloke that sold the vid is going to die in mysterious circumstances, is my guess. her daddy is one powerful dude
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# aaaaw she's lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# oh Paris
i'll make it alright for you

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)
# hehe
needs more 'medi ocre'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# hey, it's amazing what one can do
with mspaint...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Arf!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)
# probindun.
(cymro, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# oh yes
waits for the Ali and Fox version
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# *will not pander to your demands*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# BAD CHAIR
Stop bumming Parky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# She looks like she's bindun lots of times
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# she looks like the joker
(cymro, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# she looks like she's stolen Nicole Kidman's face
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# quick jump back to photoshop

(cymro, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)
# hahahah
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)
# is that meg ryan?! by fuck, she looks ROUGH!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Haha
I'm of a mind to make some mookie!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)
# it's that time of the year again....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Burn Hollywood, Burn
Taking down Tinsel Town
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:21, archived)
# i concure
rid us of the Syphalitic Disease-Ridden Donkey Whores
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Handbags!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Gladrags!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Morag!
Well hello hen....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# *cluck*?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Nah, Scottish people call each other hen.
I once had a cat called Morag, see, and we used to talk to her in a Scottish accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# others do too
I think I knew what you meant

Hello Duck
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Y'alright cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# here you go, for all your needs.
www.exclusivehandbags.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# how many women walk round in their pance and a handbag
I don't get it, you don't see me walking about in my boxer shorts carrying a satchel full of goose eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Yes I do
*presents exhibits a-z*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# yeah but I look fucking gorgeous in underpants, whilst carrying bags filled with waterfowl eggs
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# WFEFTW!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# A missed horses opportunity I feel
And the handbag I want is currently being saved up for- unless you want to lend me £900...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# pfffffftttttttttttt!

£900!!! what is it? fucking gold plated.

i thought mrs thor was pushing it when she requires radley bags, but £900 for a single bag??? are you soft in the head?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Balenciaga.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Bless you
*offers tissue*


[edit]i have viewd their website and have come to the conclusion that this is overpriced toss paraded by stick thin models.

is this the type of image we want to promote?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)
# *eats*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# P.I.L?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Open Up by Leftfield
but you're spot on with John Lydon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Leftfield
edit: Gah! Le piss de mind!
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)
# *burns*
*sees doctor, applies cream.*
*soothes*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I guess I'll start a forest fire
dun dugga dun dugga dugga dun dun!

I haven't listened to DKs in a long time, I might rectify that tonight
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Bonanza?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# no, it's just the way I'm stood and how the light falls on it.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Tea? Meet monitor...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# it has been known to dribble, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# I'd tie a knot in it if I were you, just to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# ARE YOU TRYING TO ASK ME OUT AGAIN?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# One of these days you'll say yes.
I'm sure of it.

I bought you a turkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# that's sweet, I might look at it over lunch and try to defuse the small incendiary device within it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Gobblegobblegobble!
That's turkey for I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# after translating it with my turkish dictionary I can conclude
that it doesn't mean that at all, it means "this turkey is filled with high explosives"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# You're so suspicious of me
and all I've tried to do is love you. Well, I tried to rape you once, but I think that was mostly your fault. You shouldn't taunt me in your hotpants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Pssst
Congrats on living here on b3ta
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# if I go out with Captain Wow I have to live here too?
it just gets worse!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Pardon?!
Do you mean because I was on last night? I wouldn't have been, but I was in a poker tournament.

Well, for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# No, you're Queen of the stats
I'm beginning to wonder if you are AI infesting the board...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# nah AI is pretty competent at socialising nowadays, us b3tards are far from competent
I'm surprised we don't just hit each other with clubs and ug...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# *wallops*
Ugugg ugh ugggug ug
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# I'm expecting chocolates, flowers and cave rape
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# *cave rapes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Good plan!
hiya GmoS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Alright mate, how're you keeping?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# I'm alright, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)
# DK's are pretty good for what ails ya'!
how are you GMOS?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Hello Sir!
I'm grand, yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# im fabariffic thanks
got the night off and about to get the bevvy in - woo for part time alcoholism!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# ah binging, the favoured foray of the common man
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Woo!
Although, before seeing the picture, my first thought was...

It's that time of year...

Now that spring is in the air,
When those two wet gits,
with their girly, curly hair,
Make another song for moronic holidays....

I hope I haven't done anything annoying like getting the Chicken Song stuck in anyone's head... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# *buys jumbo jet*
*buries clothes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha
i am comfortable
freebs has innured me to getting songs stuck in my head
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Kinda lingers me old mate
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# nothing can shift the song i've got in my head
'bedbug blues'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# *googles*
None the wiser.

*continues singing Sheila's Wheels jingle*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Kudos
DRI t'other day, Kennedys today.
:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# maybe we should donate some flood water!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

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