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Drug dealers round my way are so fuckin thick...

*edit* it aint a fuckin badger for the love of ganesh!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

Hahahah!

I wonder what happens when you ask for 'hash'..

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

Hash Browns!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

..what about 'dope'?

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

Then you get me!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

*orders dope*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

Who calls it that?

Except mid 30s guidance counsellors who are trying desperately to appear down with the kiddies.

'Now hey man, I know dope makes you feel all groovy, but your mum's worried about you. Er, brother...'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

sounds like SOMEBODY is living in the past, maaaan

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

No, daddio, I'm the epitome of modern culture.

Look at my hooded cardigan.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

Badger?

I don't get it...

I do really. Honest.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

Your steak appears to have skunked

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

they snort badgers?

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Duncoffin is life., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

we dont need no stinking badgers!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

dont you?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

an ounce of badger?

that's not ethical, surely

[edit] oh Christ, someone wring out my brain, will you?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

*puts emvee's brain in tumble dryer*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

mouldy lambchob?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

a bit of the old foot and mouth thats all

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

ah yes

specialist porn

the old standby

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

do you approve of the new compo micto?

you usually hate them if i recall...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

you're confusing me with prodigy69

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

haha :)

*no comment*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

a steak of badger?

and come klarky kat as well.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

I bet they dont have any boz-boz either.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

are you the boz-boz?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

I might be.

Whos asking?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

more real life Pipingrad :)

[bigger] [Jolly Jacks Original]

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

Hooray for you.

Could I have one of your friendship application forms to fill in please?

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

head office has approved your application :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

Hurrah!

*does a little dance*

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

Oooh!

me likes that!

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

Wooo!

That's hella good!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

*tickles*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

ty sausage :)

b3ta.com/board/7376266
b3ta.com/board/7366689

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

haha excellent!

reminds me of fallout!
*edit* is that shopped or really drawn on the wall?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

it's a photoshop of Jolly Jacks denizens

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

Nice

me wants to see more

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nastybadger, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

jesus, looks like you need to clean your loo!

Disturbing yet Woo :)

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nadey, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

these are acetastic!

woo yay hoooplaaAH!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

Lunchtime faces

and

afternoon eveyone.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

Hahaha

'noon!

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in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

Hello gorgeous lady!

*hugs* Happy Friday!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

you want the happy Friday song!

www.b3ta.com/board/7375784
gleee! t'ra all I'm orf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

Yay for happy friday songs!

And hullo b3tans everywhere :o)

First post in a long time due to enforced interweb-lessness during the move to Switzerland. I didn't realise how awkward ordering Ikea deliveries is when you don't speak too much french and they do :oS

Oh and Thor - the second one looks like a ghost out of pac-man :o)

(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

*hugs*

and you!

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in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

'noon ivv!

How are you this jolly Friday?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

*pokes*

'noon Rob :)

I am tired and want to go home, but otherwise, cheerful!

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in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

*returns poke*

I'm in fine form today, things are tentatively back on with the missus :) Have a bit of a hangover though...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

'noon

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

I was afraid to look at the pictures

I thought it said faeces.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

those pics come later.

after lunch.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

Ugh.

Be sure to give warning.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

Woo!

They have poopils!

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ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

Aaargh

Pork pie eye!

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M o D, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

haha

I'm sure that second one is in Sesame Street

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

i was also thinking that

Cookie Monster!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

Mini pork pies!

*wants*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

they am all gone now

sorry

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

I'm ok, I had a McD's brekkie

:-D

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

Ah, the breakfast that keeps on giving...

...you wind.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

was there any real food in it?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

Something that resembled bacon

It was yummy. And it was free.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

from the free bin-shaped counter round the back?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

No, cos mum paid for it

My favourite kind of food!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

ick

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

hehe

that's surprisingly lovely :) hello you *glomp*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

hello lully lady!

*huggles*

*crushes slightly*

*loosens grip*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

*gasps for air*

HUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

careful

people will talk.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

Damn

i want a pork pie now..

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

looks yummy :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

Moving *swiftly* along......

Edit: Yes, I know it's a TOAP, but I did composite all the fruit into one pic, and shop out the backgrounds.....

/self-justification blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

needs more anal pear

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

I'm sure I had a fig of doom the other day.

..no, wait... that was a kumquat.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Lychees

can kill pumas at twenty-two paces.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

Good.

Fucking shitty trainers. Now all I need is some sort of mango that'll kill Golas.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

I think figs

are inherently doom-laden

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

Mmmm!

Pus-filled goodness in every squelchy bite!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

Fruits on a picture!

I want that pineapple for feedings with my enemyz

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ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

Venezualan Fig of Doom!

Arf!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

Thought you'd like that one....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

Me specifically, or everyone?

But I do love it. Trips off the tongue :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

No, Madam, you specifically.

/targeted marketing blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

^^this

Also good morning Trelly happy friday to you :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

Afternoon Ms Wagon

Happy Friday - day off time!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

I like these

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in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

Well I think its super

I could do with some of those for strategic office fridge purposes

(I have far too many annoying colleagues who wouldn't know the difference between a normal plum and its siberian antimatter cousin)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

'ello you!

Howzitg'wan?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

zitgwangude

fanks

n u?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

Not so dusty, ta

But in severe need of a hair of the dog. Little too much vino last night.

/nurofen blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

you need

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

Eggsellent!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

this is great!

wooyayhoupla!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)

Your colleagues pluck your plums?

How rude!

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

eeeps

That's just naughty! (hello dearie *hugs*)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

Hello!

*enjoys hug*

*tingles*

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

Jokes are more important than technique.

And you did plenty anyway.

Frankly anyone that shouts TOAP can fuck off.

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slight yoinks!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!

*T-shirt worn for entry to club only (this is after topless SU drinking) :D

and....

(Far right me)

If you can't see our cut and sticks are: Helmet, shield, greaves and arm guard.

(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

Why am i looking at your spartans?

haha!! very good :)

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Cae1, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

The man on the left is an upside down Mazda

AICMFP

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

Yup

"THIS IS MAZDAAAA"

(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

Wankel

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

how homoerotic

i have wood.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

GET A JOB!

F**KING STUUUUDENTS :P

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

Uh? Eh?

Wha?

Don't you know there's a world-wide pixel shortage going on?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

*pops on for a minute*

Hello all you b3tans. How are you today?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

Moo.

Last day of college! *dances* how are you?

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Cae1, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Fine :)

Out of work and happy with it. Just got a huge bill from BT though :/

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

my work are cunts.

You?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

My work WERE cunts.

I'm fine :D

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

i've never been able to work cnuts

apparently they have a button somewhere that induces joyfulness.
i think that's a lie.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

Morning gorgeous

You should use some death fruit from Peasemolds post on them :)

*knots*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

*Knots*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

oo ello

how is work/not-work?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

Not-work is excellent ta :)

Still looking for jobs - none on the list today unfortunately but should be getting a call about a job with Nokia...

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

fine and yourself?

any news on the work front?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

I'm good ta.

No news yet but I've applied for many jobs and waiting to hear back about interviews.
Unfortunately it seems that the days of saying "I want the job" and starting a week later are no more.
Comes from being more skilled it seems :/

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

indeed

it's a bit of a pain.

still, there's always the food service industry.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

waiting for finishing time...

I hope you're well ?

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

I'm very well thanks.

Enjoying a relaxing week or two off work :)
I think if nothing comes up on the job front I'll have to go back down the temp track, but fingers crossed I won't need to!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

and you made these specially for the compo

and then re-opened the uni so you could go out in them.
that's dedication.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

I wish

Hometown is so boring in comparison to uni.
Just fields farms and fucking stupid chavs.

(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

put your costume on and go and chat with the chavs

those pics i'd pay to see.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

hmmm

quite a tasty spartan there :P

(Astrid, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)

The fact that your username is Red_Peppers

makes me wonder what you have on under those shields.

(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)

If only such a thing existed!

(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

ohh slight TJ

*knocks at the door* ooohh my new laptop is here *dances*

And yes i do feel like that sometimes

edit: good lordy its hooge!

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

That's OK

simply trim to size

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.o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

don't take away

my face away

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

oh thats good..

What a great advert line.. dont take away my face away. Wish I had thought of that

(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

break aways FTW

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

Warning:

Possible side-effects include beating up foreigners in toilets

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

^ Pfft

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

i think it's already out there

commonly known as Stella Artois

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

Indeed

Cant argue with that

(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

I'd rather do the first.

The second looks like a slag.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

^ This

At least the first one looks like she'd bake a decent pie

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

Who is the second one?

Isn't she one of girls aloud?

I'd rape them just to give them womb trauma and stop them breeding.

*may be in one mother of a bad mood*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

Its Cheryl Tweedy I think...

but one pack of dogs looks the same as another! ROFL

(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

ROFFLELOLZ!

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

Ouch

HAHAHAHAHA!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

*huggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

*hugs*

I may have to go and punch somebody.

Does anyone want to employ me? I've not been sacked or anything, but I can't work here much longer without burning the place to the ground.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

I'm in the same situation

So you wouldn't to work where I am! I found myself looking for a new job for the first time in 3 years :-(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

Same.

I was so angry twenty minutes ago I had to start writing things on my pad instead of typing them due to the racket I was making hammering the keyboard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

I think it's Cheryl Tweedy

The violent, racist, slaggy one.

*realises this doesn't narrow it down*

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

Oh.

Why is she famous again? For being a chavvy little peasant? Or because she can't keep her disease hole away from footballers?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

She is famous

on account of being able to fit astoundingly large objects up her botty hole.

Her accomplishments to date are:

20 x King size Mars bars (in retail box)
15" colour TV.
The Pope
Guatamala

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

The Pope or Das Pope?

I miss JP2, he was a lovely old duffer. Unlike the prada wearing satanist we have now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

Whichever has the widest girth.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

when I'm in a position to actively employ people

I wish to employ people from b3ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

Please employ me!

I am skilled in things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

Why not

just rip out their vocal chords? Then they can't annoy me anymore

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ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Not enough.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Well do that to the Pussycat Dolls anyway.

They're fucking irritating.

"Don't you wish your girlfriend had less skin/was uncooked like me? Don't cha!"

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ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

They get to me too.

Whoring themselves on daytime tv singing a song about why men should break up with their girlfriends and go and get hepatitis from their slimy little post-op pockets.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

And the fact that

"Raw" "Freak" etc. remind me of Sushi.

"Don't cha wish you could eat your girlfriend with chopsticks like me?"

More like:
"Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me"

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ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

Thought shalt not make repetetive generic music.....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

Though shalt not follow lostprophets

I could go on all day

Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture

When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise - kill me

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ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

The Beatles

were just a band

(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

^this

'noon Wow and other b3tans :)

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in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

noon lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

Hello!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

*waves madly*

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in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

*wayves back at madly*

gleee! you dunno what I was waving! ARF!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

hehe

minihint: naming your picture 'advert' may lead to redexes.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

Top tip..

Thanks for that.. didnt occur to me actually.

(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

really scraping the barrel there

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

crackberries!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

Crackabis!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

puntime... first correct answer wins a fluffy pocket sweet!

(bobbysands, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

shrewper trooper

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

Seams Gerbil?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

^ my guess

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

haha- yeah i know it was a bit seamy.. but hey gags better than technique on a busy friday eh?

(bobbysands, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

It wasn't a criticism

It was just the first thing that came into my head...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

Shrewicide Bomber?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

you got a sweater and it don't get much better

Shrewicide, it's ah shrewicide
Shrewicide, it's ah shrewicide...

graaaaaaaave~diggaaaaaaaaaaahz

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

argh

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

WINNAAAA

the sweet is yours!

(bobbysands, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

Hooray! Werther's Original!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

Gah!

I was going to go with Axis of E-vole.

Fail on two counts :o(

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

I like that one

(

Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

Yay!

*lobbies furiously for additional sweet*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

Hamas-ter?

*fails* :(

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

argh again

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

i was going to say/shop that

bugger

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

The taping of the shrew?

...*fails irrevocably*

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

Egg!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

Egg?

egg
Egg!

(

The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

You said egg.

Like an egg.

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

ha ha ha ha

^this!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

Did you see this?

b3ta.com/board/7376682

I didn't see it. I closed my eyes while I was drawing and posting it.

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The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

I did so.

And I replied with fingertypings.

I shall describe it:

Eight as big as Casper the friendly ghost, and not as red as tables. It rhymes with the scent of knees.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

ahahaha

Wotcha Wheely!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

Hello Mr. are the lemon.

How about me, you and him ^ put together a book of larks?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

larks!

Can it also include hijinks?

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The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

Yes,

but only 8% hijinks by volume.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

by volume?

some settling may have occurred during shipping and hijinxing.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

I think that would bring much glee to the general public.

I think they are lacking in glee lately what with all this crazy war shinanigans and flooding.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

OK.

I shall do pages 3, 9, 13, 26, 32, 40, 48 and half of 55.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

Braw!

How do people make books anyhow? Is there some sort of special book making place.......
I like to imagine there is. It would be sort of like a temple made from marbles and rice,
with a diffuse glow everywhere and a jelly fountain.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Books are made with the tears of sparrows.

Either that or people scribble stuff down, crudely glue it all together with pritt stick and then post it under their neighbour's door in the forlorn hope that their neighbour (who they've never met) is a publisher or something.

The usual setting is a squalid bedsit in Leeds (Gay City of the Year 2005).

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

So no jelly fountains then?

:( *dispairs*

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

*glees*

(

slight yoinks!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

pfft

or something like that.. I dont know

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

TOAK!

(

new_matt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

Why thank you

Don't mind if I do.

*puffs.

(jagathewise, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

*has run out of rizlas*

*has a few kittens*
...

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

let's just pop them in a bong then

unless you want to do hot knives with the kittens?

(jagathewise, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

*cracks skull*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

He emancipated my picnic basket. True.

(

dotmund .co.uk, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

I think I love you

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

So what are you so afraid of?

Are you afraid that you're not sure of a love there is no cure for?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

I'm afraid of needles

What are you afraid of?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

I don't think I'm afraid of a specific thing,

though scary fillums are a bit too much for me.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

PLANES!

THUNDERSTORMS!
HEIGHTS!

and my uncle is scared of ventrioquists' dummies.

(

dotmund .co.uk, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

well, he should be

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

I LOVE thunderstorms

They give me glee!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

Carnies

they've got the small hands.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

I've got an pre-prepared answer for everyone who thinks that upon seeing one of my pictures:

I can guarantee you don't. I'm a shit.

(

dotmund .co.uk, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

In that case I love the bear

Can I keep him?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

Depends if you know what to feed him.

i.e. pickernick baskets

3 a day.

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dotmund .co.uk, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

I think I love you

going on past form you sound just like my type

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

the trouble is

I'm not really a shit, no-one who is really a shit thinks they're a shit. I'm just a bit of a shit.

*has a shit*

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dotmund .co.uk, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

oh you're alright

like a slightly incontinent old pet dog that nobody has the heart to put down. loveable, a bit smelly, not quite as much fun as you used to be...

(

new_matt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

they're always trying to put me down, it's true.

(

dotmund .co.uk, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

oh dottie...

(

new_matt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

ha ha!!

you are a cool bit of a shit

edited

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

I should keep changing my party line on the issue

so you'll have to perpetually edit this until you're toothless and grey.

However, I'm not that much of a shit.

(

dotmund .co.uk, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

Was he smarter than the average president?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

I've always felt something of a connection with Abe Lincoln

as the day of his assassination is also my birthday.

That and the fact I'm the bloke who shot him.

(

dotmund .co.uk, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

Lesser assassins would have taken a day off for their birthday.

Although I suppose a trip to the theatre is fine compensation.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

The subject line makes this a LOL

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

Sierra Miller.

Q+D as I'm just home for lunch for 1/2 hour.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

arf

haha

*edit* Last chance for people to join me in the pub... I'm off in 10 minutes

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

I wish I could be

*smooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

Which pub?

Where?

How much?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

the one on the corner

In Leeds

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

Leeds is gay.

It was voted Official Gay City 2005.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

it's 2007 though isn't it?

is it the world wide offical gay city for ever, or does teh title move around the world like a mobile disco?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

It was the first and only

Gay City award given, as Russell Grant has used Dr. Who as a vehicle to gay up the whole country now.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

he can see the future

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

also - I think Durham's still just a little bit bi-curious

like it thinks about it, but it's not sure it really wants to go all the way.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

but not his penis

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

I wish I could

but I can't because you don't live in Scotland like what you should do.

Really - you've only yourself to blame.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

i just spent 20 minutes walking to the post depot

only to have left the important bit of paper on my desk.....

gah!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

doh!

do you have doovde?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

no doovde yet

:D

fonejacker wasn't amazing last night
but it had it's moments
*creases up*

i want my totoro wall scroll nagdamnit Mr Posty!!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

i didn't see it

only having 5 channels at home.

i think it might not be as good as the first series.

please give me your bank details so that i can deposit the monies into your account.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

we are waitings to transfer the monies into your account

35 thousand Ugandan Dollars
*does the math*
£17.50!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

I want a lucudutuuuv.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

mine arrives next friday!!

i have the day booked off so i can spend some time licking the screen

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

pfffffftttttttttttt!

i've had mine since last year.

/37inchwidscreenlucadativbecauseoldonediedandspent2monthswitha14inchportableinsteadblog

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

i have a CDC set at the mo

everything is in magenta, and has been for 4 months...
:(

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

my old sony did that a bit

it need a small circuit replacing.

then it died a couple of years later.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

hasn't done me bad though

15 years old, and has been dropped from a loft hatch before
he's an old friend, and i'll miss him :(

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

Know what's at our post office depot?

my pirate hat. Manwife's picking it up tonight (I don't get back on time)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

I want pichers!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

of Ale?

coming right up!
*pours*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

*glug*

I want to go to the toilet

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

This this your first,

or an additional hat? Perhaps a spare?

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

Pssst! Captain!

Did you see my badgers?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

*gropes*

they're lovely...

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

Hands off my badgers!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

do they only come out at night!?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

Haha

Christ

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

This is

the Staunton Lick!

Woorah!

(

The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

this is

the sound
of the suburbs

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

Hello Mr. Neville, The.

Draw me a picture, why don't you? One that involves cake and cats. Yes, that's what I'd like to see. Catcake.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

catcake

with cheese grater.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

No, I will not

and I most certainly will not add Eamon Holmes in for added effect!

How dare you ask such a thing of me! I am affronted! AFFRONTED!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

I can only humbly apologise

and retract my request of such a dread image.

I have sent you the word 'flummox' over telepathy to make amends.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

Gah!

Did you not know I am allergic to the telepathic use of the word "Flummox"?

I am yet again affronted, Wheelybird! AFFRONTED!

(

The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

I am fail. :(

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

It's ok

I don't even know what affronted really means!

LOL!

Come on, LOL along with me. We'll LOL all afternoon! LOL! Let's all LOL! LOL!

(

The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

LOL!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

This is pop!

yeah yeah

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

What do you do in the bath?

wikka wikkoh.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

*rides about town on a robot*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

Beattie M W

(

collapsibletank procreates, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

needs more fez

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

looks like

2.0 GLSi from the trim.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

Sorry if it's bindun.

Apologies for crudity, but that's not stopped me so far. In other news, I am officially sick of writing and typing "bananarama".

Clank for big.

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

I'm selling tickets for that on the ebay.

ebays

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

yay for performances of klingon opera

in the original klingon

and yay for the audiences that go to watch these things

WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM!?!?!?

I'm scared!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

Woo!

Love your stuff btw.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

What are the chances of that?!

I'M for foil wrap too!

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

You'll appreciate this then.

klachhkk fuuhr-bohkk

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

Y'see

I'm not as sulky as him with my foil appreciation. It has led to several hideously gaping bell-end wounds though...

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

thats not sulky it's sexeh!

perhaps you should invest in some kind of industrial strength sheath, perhaps one made of leather to avoid such future incidents.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

You lose tactile sensation that way.

The contact of foil on the prostate is almost pleasant.

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

my klingon name is

KAK ARSE

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

Mine is Khaaii Ghii

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

I worry about you

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

So does the gasman.

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

hey hey wait a minute Mr Gasman

whoa whoa whao whoa there Mr Gasman

Mr Gasman, can't you see
if there's some gas in your pipes for me?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

ha ha ha!!

love those loop earings

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

Bloody Badgers

Click for not-optimised-to-hell (350k ish)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

Smashing

Nicely popped Sir

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

Thank you!

Next time I think 'I'll just make an origami badger' can somebody kill me please?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

Aww

but they rock!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

They do, but I spent an hour yelling at a piece of paper

'Fold WHAT? Into WHAT? That's not physically possible!'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

Haha

Where did you get the guide to making it?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

Here:

glynnorigami.co.uk/Animals.htm

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

Huzzah!

You have just won approval from me, which comes in the form of tildes. You've got eighteen of them.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

Tildes!

*takes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

have some §§§§§'s

they're moreish

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

Not as yummy as the delicious ashes

æ æ æ æ

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

æsøps?

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

I'm not sure what they're called.

I've heard them called that, but I'm also told the English name is ash [æ]

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

dunno man

many different etymologies innit

that's why the language is so confusing for some foreign speaking folks bits have come in from everywhere and the rules are ever so slightly random :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

mmmm

I have a box of ∂s in the cupbaord somewhere...

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

here

ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ a lot of people with no arms

(

FIEND, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

show off!

with your §§§§§'s

some of us don't have them, we just have ß's

:/

and those are obselete!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

¨\

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

:Þ

¹²³€½¾{[]}\
¡⅛£¼⅜⅝⅞™±°¿
@e¶←↓→øþ
ΩE®¥↑ØÞ
æßðj
Æ§ÐªJ&
«»¢“”nµ·
©`'Nº×÷

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

Fucking Unicode bastard.

*sniffs*

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

not unicode

it's er... thingy, er ECMA?

one of those

also known as pressing right alt and shift

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

I whole heartedly approve of this!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

hahaha

lovely

I'll make my own snake, shall I?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

I was almost going to complain about the lack of snake too!

woo!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

Mwahahahahaha!

Ninja Snake!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

My arch nemesis!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

splendid stuff

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

'nings Mrs T

that's all rather fabulous

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

*bows* aythankyew

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

I like that

:D

Ed: Some compo reposts

Ticket horse thing
CD coffee table

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

Dell Inspiron!

*points*

(

Dell Inspiron!

*points and laughs*

/macbook pro owner blog

(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

Smashing!

Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

the words "smart" and "arse" spring to mind!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

you silver-tongued charmer!

although I have no doubts that Mrs T's posterior is, indeed, a peach

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

Orange and furry?

No....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

Oh. Damn.

*pop!*

another fantasy dashed :/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

my reputations in tatters as it is!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

heh mine too, frankly

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

Why? 0:-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

elite origami skills

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

Hardly elite!

Just able to follow instructions (just about)
*huggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

nice badger!

Thanks I just had it folded out of paper, or some such.

Anyway, excellent!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

gah!!

my computer doesn't like this :(

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

gah!!

my computer doesn't like this :(

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

arf

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FIEND, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

RIS?

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

pfff

not ris korea-footballs-stitching?

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FIEND, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

RIS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7376540

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

Oh Philip !!!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(Wibih, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

Lawks.

Is that you in the photo?

I am referring to the bale of hay.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

COR!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

I've had . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

Chips?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

Daddy?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

Lawks!

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

COR!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

Phwoar!

lummee, strike-a-light guv'ner.

er..

blimey!

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

*slaps back of neck repeatedly*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

Crikey!

That old cad!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

Cor!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

I approve of this hearty outdoor activity

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

Great

we can expect more of the same.

(SignalFailure, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

As do I.

lap-sprawling is a deeply unappreciated skill, sadly dying out in rural areas as the interest of youngsters wanes.

I blame t'internets.

p.s.
this

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

Ha! I'm not touching your purple thing this time!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

You're very flighty today.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

It's been a weird week

and it's left me weak

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

*oof*

sorry...
my double intendre gland just imploded in shock.

Don't suppose you'd give me one would you?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

*inserts*

there, how's that?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

*places left hand in crook of right elbow*

*makes fist with right hand*
*flexes right arm at elbow*
phwoooooooooooargh!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

Phwooor! ;)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

Phwoar!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

My go!

Errr. I should add that I want to swap places with Philip.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

Woo

Great source pic!

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

Yeah....

...I was just wondering what Wibih was google'ing....

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

I think we've all "fallen" into that trap.

And when I say "fallen" I mean "wandered willingly".

^{and by "trap" I mean "evening pastime".}

Edit:Ah crap this was my 500 post. muted woot.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

crikey

tj: TGA, if you haven't seen it, your Spice Girls pic *is* in today's (print) Sun - complete with semi-intact tag

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

Semi-intact tag?

That really does sound painful. Is there a nurse on the board?

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

I can imagine if board has a nurse

/Talk has a frumpy Matron named Gertie

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

hahaha! you bought the sun

*points

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

*points*

too

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FIEND, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

nah

looked at it in WH Smith

*points back*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

LAWSUIT

WEYHEY

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FIEND, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

Let's go skiing

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

by skiing

do you mean skiing or wanking off two men at the same time.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

there's another kind of skiing?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

depends . . .

are thoses wanking off two men at the same time goggles or skiing goggles?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

i dunno

what brand are they?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

WATMATST goggles . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

bukkakeski

brand

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FIEND, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

I understood it in the sense of

licking the armpits of a Peruvian tax collector.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

O.o

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

If that's an aerial view of 'skiing'

then one of those men is going to be getting a complex

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

pfft

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

i like that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

Ooooh!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

ZEE GOGGLES! ZEY DO NOTHIN'!

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B.T., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

coo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

Mustapha Bindun?

Clicky for smugger
Hee Hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

Pfffffffft

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

hehehe

nice one Centurion.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

ha, that reminds me of this

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fross Read your email on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

OMG NOTICE THE FIRE SILLY ROMAN DAVE!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

Hahaha!

nutter!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

:D ha!

Also, This one from last night is a work of genius

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

hahaha!

yes!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

lol, nice... rather spiffing old chap! :)

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nadey, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

hahaha

ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

P.F.F.F.T.

Here, have a Harrelson

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

Pfffft!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

Silly, silly, silly

(SignalFailure, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

silly silly silly

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

This has all got too silly.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

Hahaha

Nonsense

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

This *might* become an ongoing series...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

a series of cake?

I can't believe there is some indecision

do it!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

^ this

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

Bream cake presentation is vitally important.

It *must* contain a 3mm layer of off-white icing. :(

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

Prepared with the foam of 1000 lightly whipped ants eggs?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

Of course.

*tuts*

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

One of these is different from the others

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

Top left, I know....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

I think its the one on the top right

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

I always distrusted square cakes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

but you get corners!

MORE ICING :D

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

Right on!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

And others get less!!!

MwaHaHaHa!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

Is this related to the Have I Got News for you picture below?

Spot the odd one out?

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nadey, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

Breamcake?!

Broamcake FTW!

You=hatstand

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

Having a bit of an 'odd' morning.

Sorry to inflict it on you poor sods...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

no, do carry on!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

*nips off to peruse 'Rare Prints' website a bit more*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

Whatever you like's in the middle, fiddle

Seafood cake comes just like the riddle

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

The Ridde came out?

I didn't know he was gay. Who is he?

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

E. Nigma

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

Hmmm, more cake! Making me even more hungry..

Carrot cake is nice, no idea why i like it.

Oh and cheesecake is nice as well, but that ain't really a proper cake like this is it, more a custard thing on biscuit base...

Hang on, going off on a tangent....back to this....as Louis Walsh says "I like it" :D

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nadey, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

I like pancakes

more than I like fishcakes

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

ooh yes

with maple syrup for extra scrummyness

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Lynxkitten, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

I also like carrot cake.

Here is a list.

Jamaican Ginger cake,
Apple pie,
Frosted turnips,
3.45pm to Liverpool,
The Dutch,
Amassing wealth,
Spiders,
3.5mm,
Spunky titfest,
Barry Norman.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

rofl.... the Dutch!?

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nadey, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

Should that be...

Hakes of the World?

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Jonoton, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

Hmmm, perhaps - yes. I reckon it would require additional piscine involvement, however.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

Haha

Man goes into a baker's.
Says, 'do you sell fish cakes?'
Baker says 'yes'.
Man says 'good, it's his birthday.'

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

*comedy trombones*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

oh yay AND woo !

also, I seem to remember that once, long ago etc. I used to pass an artsy poster shop. In the window was "The Periodic Table Of Desserts". Brilliant.

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pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Click for bigger (101KB)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

HUG!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

Mommy'n'Daddy's special LOVE hug?

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

Ha!

That'd be the one, then.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

choooo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

*glee* :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

aaaaaaawww :)

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

I want a hug now.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

*big hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

*happies*

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

cor!

Asexual blobs doing it.

Sexeh time!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

Lovely!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

Aww...

*looks around for someone to emergency hug*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

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