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Boris! Yay!

yes, I know it's a cheeky pearost from many that's no moons ago, but give me a break alright, I've been working like a loon and haven't had time to find the scissors and glue you bunch of inbred cunts

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)

yay!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)

Cor!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)

mmmmm this makes me hungry

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)

hahaha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)

I am overcome with joy. Winnar!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)

that's not joy, it's 'fluids'

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)

Alright, no need to tell the world.

I was being subtle. Christ.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)

subtle? on b3ta?

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)

Its happened before

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)

ooo

worryingly realistic

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thistle, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)

hahaha, brilliant :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:23, archived)

thats uncanny

woo

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:33, archived)

Woo & yay.

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Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)

A guy being attacked by disembodied breasts.

(w0rmwood pearl, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)

Silicone attack!

...the horror!

edit: "Oh, the huge mammaries!"

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)

Woo for your most excellent edit.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)

Ta!

You're too kind by half!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)

Revenge of the Norks

Woo pic by the way.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)

breastanipples!

I choose you! Use Mamma Attack!

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)

it's

a booby trap!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)

ha ha ha

booby

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:27, archived)

haha, he looks confused.

I much prefer disembodied tits to flying pigabbages.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)

BOO.B. You're So Big !

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ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)

I can't decide between going to a foot doctor,

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

or having mince and tatties.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

po-tay-toes!

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)

have you been

shopping my feet?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)

feetoshopping?

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)

indeed.

my dad calls my feet chimp hands because i can write with them.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)

I used to play Nintendo

with my feet. Especially with the Advantage controller.

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)

i put my toe

up my friend's nose while he was asleep. he woke up very quickly, though, and vomited on my foot.
it was still worth it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)

I saw Dan Trigg*'s feet once

They were hairy.

Think Bilbo Baggins hairy.

*Ex-friend from school

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ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)

ew!

er ... nice!

Night all!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)

Nite, dear!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)

Mince and tatties always

yay
'nings all

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)

What the foot!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)

What we need's a few foot taters.

FOOT TATERS EH

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Shada, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:35, archived)

boil 'em, mash 'em,

stick 'em in a stew...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)

Mince and tatties for the win

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)

You probably want to cook that first...

(w0rmwood pearl, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)

I've gone and made myself all hungry ,

and it's only 9:40am here.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)

indeed

Who could say no to a spot of mince!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)

ha ha ha ha

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)

Lazy repost

Slightly NSFW, if you know what it's depicting

www.bendickson.co.uk/misc/goatsebomb.jpg

(Santa's Boyfriend, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)

Oh dear.

There goes my appetite.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)

I'm having mince tomorrow!

mince!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)

...

ewwwwwwww

(sillygooseofdoom murp,SHANIKWA, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)

New wallpaper!

Click for 1680x1050 (49KB)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

RAIN!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)

I'm bloody sick of it!

"Gosh, what a lovely day outside, I may go for a walk with my camera"

*picks up bag*

"Oh...its raining.

Make it STOP. Christ.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

but but

you just made more!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)

This is nt REAL rain.

Its fake rain. Touch it, its all dry.

Dry and flaky.

Mmmmmm.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

It is sunny as hell here.

I put in my French windows today and the builder broke one of the windows.

Now I know he'll pay for it, but the reality is that, in the end, I will.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)

Haha, wonderful.

The price you pay for the convenience of workmen.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)

They are convenient because I have to work.

I have done all the hard work though, I dug the manhole, knocked down the existing building, took all the spoil away in a van to the tip (about 3 ton so far, about another 2 to go) and have stripped the internal walls.

The sad thing is that, at the end, I doubt that my helping to reduce the cost will actually reduce the cost at all.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)

Rain is awesome

I love it

But, er, it isn't raining here. Damn.

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Shada, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)

Rain is ace when its warm.

But ti doesn't mix well with technology, you see

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)

from what I've seen in movies

it mixes pretty good with ladies and kisses

_{P.S. I want your rabbit}

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)

You have a walking camera?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)

Yep.

We go walking hand in hand on adventures through the countryside, stopping to take pictures of all the lovely things we see.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

I don't know why that made me think the Captain Beaky music.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)

Most good!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)

Perfect for summer!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

you read my mind

i need a new wallpaper.

...done :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

Extra specially cheery, this one.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)

i loves the rain

i admit too much can be a pain, sunny on this side of town

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

Its alright here too.

But the clouds, ugh.

I want a tan, damnit.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)

Hooray for you!

But that's all I can give you right now as I'm buggering off home.

:)

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

Have fun little wheelybird

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

I is havin wet clouds too

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)

Warning Man Throwing Up !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

thanks..you really shouldn't have

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

Hleeurgh!

Weird though, looks like a fairly non vomiting people time of day.

Oh, and woo.

(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

Good.

As in grief.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

That man on the right has a huge black willy

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

It's well pointy though.

I'm not putting that in my orifice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

Indeed

A huge black sharpened willy. He will most likely not be able to take it aboard an aircraft.

(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

TAKE THAT WILLY OFF THIS INSTANT

Shouted a young police officer, almost knocking over his bottle of yop.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)

Me mama, yop me mama

For when the morning comes.

(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)

...lovely

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

You decided not to tag this one then

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)

Forgot . . .

Is that better ?

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)

You close your eyes but still he comes.....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

I just soiled myself..

Ed: It was creepier when it was slowed down as he approaches. I saw it like that as it was loading, freaked me out, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

Also,

maybe it shouldn't fade to black?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

Fucking hell.

*hides under duvet*

*stays there forever*

EDIT: Right, I'm going home. Goodnight everyone, I hope you all have splendid evenings, and when you go to bed you dream of boobies. Yes, even the girls.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

Ah, disembodied boobies

my favourite kind.

The smile makes that picture.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

goodnight!

It's almost time for me to go home too, thank goodness, and get out of this minging shirt.

I shall attempt to dream of boobies just for you.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)

Why is the shirt minging?

And is said mingingness transferring itself to your boobies?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

spilled wine and pipe smoke

www.b3ta.com/board/7393457

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

You don't have to wait til you're home to get out of your minging shirt...

do you?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)

dreaming of pinkeye!

Night night love!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

This is fantastic

I would click this til my clicker fell off if I could

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

You could always go buy another clicker

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

AAaaarrgghhhhh!

*mwah*

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

O,o

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

hahaha

that's rather freaky.. woo!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

For the first part all I could hear was the theme to "Bod"

Then it just got creepy.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

How about in combination with Policeman Plod's theme?

That should put the shitters up you

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

Your eye's what?

That's pretty much the scariest thing I've seen today. Have a click

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

eye's...= eyes

thanks...Image Ready has melted my brain.
Ninja whatnot

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

Hahahaha!

Beautiful. And terrifying.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)

nightmarish

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

sweet!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

tres fuckin woo

that is most woosome

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)

I recoognise that Man!

I got him from a book I scanned in ages ago, pre internet days

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Sheep!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)

I RECOGNIZE THAT LAST SCREAMING FACE

.. isnt it jim carrey from 'series of unfortunate events' or whatever?

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)

Hooray for tracing!

Fannying about in Illustrator (at work obviously):

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

Awwwwww puss.

I want a puss.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

fould denizens

of the underworld and should be fed to criminals on Sundays.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

Well I love them.

And you're a big stinky moo moo anyway. :-P

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

*sharpens cutlass*

and lays out tuna ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

I shall cutlass war and win at you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)

cats are, indeed, evil

but they are most useful for stopping 30-something single, childless women from stealing babies from outside boots.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

hahahahahaha!

As a 30-something childless woman I heartily endorse this comment!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

i dislike cats

and babies make me nervous.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)

ahoy there,

cap'n!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)

nice pussy

what a lovely pair
i would
etc

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

nice

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

Top work!

I Dreeeam of having illfrustrator at w . . .
*sigh* just paint

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

I just got CS3 at work!

Didn't really need it
but hey they put me in charge purchasing IT kit for the department at the same time they told me I was not allowed to do as much design work
- so naturally I bought a new PC, a 23 inch HD display, and Creative Suite 3!
That'll teach them!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

I've just got a new 30 inch HP monitor for my computer

but then I do CAD work (sometimes!) so it's necessary. Awesome for watching movies on!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

hahahaha

i wish i had a budget for stuff.

*searches usenet*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

i've got

some pens......

i'll get my coat...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)

YOUR CAT IS PISSED

and you will die

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

I don't think I've ever seen a pissed cat.

I've seen a cat off it's tits on catnip.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

I gave my staffy ice cubes of milk and bourbon

lastnight,
he loved them!
But I had to carry him to bed after that!
He slept on our bed all night without moving a muscle!

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)

Wow.

My my my, I hope the RSPCA doesn't get wind of that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

chubby little man,

he'll eat anything in front of him!

edit:besides, stops his snoring with a few grogs!!

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)

I'm sure he's never consumed alcohol

But this was what my cat looked like some way into my 20th birthday party...

Apologies for lack of shoppage, but I reckon he looks a mite pissed.

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)

This looks like a distinguished old puss

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

he looks dapper :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

doodle-reflects somethings thats been bugging me

(MichaelGalethe1st, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

did you forget to pick up your repeat prescription?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

and the milk!!?

*sheesh*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

you're a big man

but you're outta shape

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

with me it's a full time job

so behave yourself

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

Cream.

Kat LOVES cream.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

erase the tail!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

and the ears?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

give her a human nose!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

basically,

cancel the fluff, draw more laydeeees!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

in lewd poses

possibly kissing each other.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)

in mud.

or nutella.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)

pizza?

edit : omfg your name is pizza

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)

Dirty, dirty hamster man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

Leave that open

And I'll find something to stick in it. ;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

crikey!

*runs

...with mouth still open*

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)

*lobs saveloys*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)

Mmm, pork

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

Nawty Jack!

... but then, who doesn't like being squirted with cream?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

yeah..

" cream "

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

people who are lactose intollerant?

... the wicked witch of the west?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

Patrick Moore?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

Hahahahaha!

You're ace, and I like you lots.

*hugs*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

;-) Thank you!

*hugs* Oh, everyone's giving me compliments today, it's lovely.

Micto, any words of disencouragement? 'You fat bloody northern bitch, I hope you die in a combine harvester' or something of that ilk? Go on, be mean to me. You know I love it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)

Noooooo

you'd ruin the crop.

couldn't you dien in another way?

or better still not at all.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

You really care!

*about your croppity-crops.

I always wanted to die whilst having an orgasm. Like, be decapitated or something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

i'll see what i can do.

but i'm not promising an orgasm as i'm rubbish in bed.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)

Have you tried not being in bed?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

this is a good point.

i'm a bit of a whizz in the kitchen, i'll give it a go there.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

Arf.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

Ask micto nicely, he might sort you out.

He's got a killing knife, you know...

O_o I hope he says no...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

He'd perobably say no, just to be spiteful ;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

I hope so =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

Lactose intolerent peeps!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)

Lully!!

...as always!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)

Dear Mr JollyJack,

Many thanks for responding to my request for a picture.

However, I would like to raise a couple of issues with you:

i. I don't believe a Predator would spend his days off relaxing with cream and a pole.

ii. Your rendition of a Predator is somewhat off, in fact it looks more like the character "Kathleen Vance" from the popular cartoon strip "Sequential Art".

I look forward to hearing your comments on this matter.

Best regards,
Professor Kenny Martin

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

By Jove, he's right!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

lovely

I bet she's dying to lick the drip off the end of his massive squirter

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Lynxkitten, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)

Full fat or semi skimmed?

Many woos and yays. I don't believe I've posted in a Jolly Jack thread before but to root through the big book o' hackneyed phrases, 'I'm a big fan'.

(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

Hey you with the face

did you see my tribute?!? i've gaz'd you and now i am sad because of the no reply :(

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)

Old fashioned felt tip pen and paper...

...wasted on a piss poor joke

bindun?

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

is it for his lemon entry?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

.... to relax with a needle and thread sewing up all the other butt cracks

in the industry there's no one who can mess with me, Dr. Octagon now serving coleslaw and pink pickles

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

Doc Oc ROOLS!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

I knew

YOU'D appreciate it!

*weaves among the trees at break-neck speed*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

I'm Destructive!

... like a green red blue reindeer, dead lying down with a fawn, copulating, having sex

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

Call

1-800-pee-pee-5-1-doo-doo

(

intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:30, archived)

what a very

very odd man he is. yet i keep listening.

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

The plane managed to land

a skeleton at the control, a place called the twilight zone, are extra-terrestrials able to acomplish this, I would explain but you'd become more puzzled at the possibilities, Earth ending trilogies, wacky stuff, like gas passing dinosaurs, while I walk in circles blindfolded, gave a lady some wrinkle cream out of rat poop. You might just laugh so hard your skull cracks, brain spills thick blood shooting out like a champagne cork... and so on

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

www.withnail-and-i.com/sounds/33.mp3

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

la la la la la

I have no sound

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

it says:

what the FUCK are you talking about?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

I assumed as much

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

well?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

well... they're lyrics

from a song...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)

Not sure that's an accurate discription

They're the deranged rants of a mad man!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

I think my snailbait needs beefing up

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

pffft

i can see his helmet!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

hahah

fucking ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

nice!~

love it!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

nice!

surely he is to engage in battle with a good old Tommy Britisher snail?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

*barrage of pellets*

HOLD THIS GROUND MEN!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

ACHTUNG!

Schnecke!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

top banana!

lovin this muchly!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

schnell!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

NEIN!

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

VAS IS DAS!?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

SCHNELL!

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

MEIN DRUCKER IST KAPUT

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

ICH LIEBE LEDER UND GUMMI

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

Friktion Bränden!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

Gummibärchen?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

I love that lots

*clicks*

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

Yay!

EDIT: Let's make them fight!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

Just be careful

The enemy might salt the earth when retreating.
*clicks*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

Thats wonderful.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)

*Hides in caravan*

(

Ian Woosnam, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:35, archived)

Cat Bowl !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

FUCK YOU JESUS CAT!!

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

What happens if you strap buttered toats to Jesus Cat's back?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

he turns them into 5000 cheese toatsies

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

TOATSIES!

TOATSIES! TOATSIES! TOATSIES! TOATSIES! TOATSIES! TOATSIES!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

you get a portable cat sandwich?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

can you make toats from unleavened bread?

I though Jesus had a terrapin anyway.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

That's a turtle misrepresentation

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

You shelly, shelly man

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

well that's what they tortoise in school!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

someone suggested that they were going to hollow out a melon, to save money on a cycling helmet

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

sure -

that's what they were going to use it for!

:D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

*cuts hole*

*warms in microwave*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

not too much

hot sugar is sticky
and hot!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

I would imagine a melon in the UK costs about as much as a bycicle helmet

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

I'm just glad we weren't invaded by the army of square melons

bloody foreign melons! stay in your own country - and shape!

www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=398894&in_page_id=1770

"Where will engineering every day things for our own unreasonable convenience stop? I prefer melons to be the shape of melons!

- David, Nottingham, UK"

wise words Dave

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

and the cost man! the cost!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

and they'd make crap cycle helmets!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

pfft!

That Dave has his head screwed on straight, fo sho!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

i want one!

it's only grown in a box, it's hardly a GM nightmare

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

Melons may not save lives

but big ones make it worth living!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

Plus how many lives do bicycle helmets actually save anyway

The world's teeming with people, there've been bikes for like 200 years and bicycle helmets got invented in about 1990.

I'd rathger have a melon anyday!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

You've got two already!!

Share! That's a good girl...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)

good girl hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

What in sweet fuck's name gave you that idea?!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

Apparently...

Nobody has been able to prove that cycle helmets actually save lives (how is a piece of polystyrene going to stop your head being squashed by an articulated lorry etc.) and people have done research which shows they can cause injuries and you're more likely to get knocked off if you're wearing one!

I wear one because it keeps my head warm in the wind, a melon may perform the same function.

(

thistle, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)

professor play piece

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

Rolf's Dad?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

You are cruel

;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

I know

now I don't know which one to emulate!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

swiss tony's dad?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

being the world's leading thinker on the theory of mind

is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

chahah!

make it spin!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

topsey turvey man!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

Isn't she the model that had FGM?

(female genital mutilation)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

yes

that would be her

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

Jinkies!

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

oof!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

HULL!!

and don't forget your wellies

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

*wades*

i don't often go near hull
but i'd heard it was quite nice this time of year

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

who is this?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

something to do with this story

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6287926.stm

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

I did wince a bit when I read that one

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

oh, i see.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

Now there's an impressive looking gentleman.

He's got opinions, I can tell.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

~~opinions~~ debbilgrrrl's phone number

=D

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

ho ho!

who hasn't?

;)

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

*crank calls*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

*heavy breathes*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

*calls ambulance*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

*hands Debbil a ciggie*

this'll see her right :)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)

*smokes*

*coughs*

ta, gorgeous

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

had to, sorry

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

Ha ha ha

that man introduced the frisbee to the UK*!

*and is one of the world's greatest living humans

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

and I so would

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

Stone Blunts Scissors

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

Bush is pretty big compared to that guy

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

Well....

Thats cos he's a dwarf !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

But that guy's multi-coloured head

is much taller than bush's.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

Well....

The dwarf is standing on a box !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

Stone Blunt with scissors!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

time for a little more fluffiness... for 5 seconds, at least

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)

Oh good Lord!

That's the scariest thing I've seen in a while. :O

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)

hahaha!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)

did you get a dog?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

no, not yet

I really should wait until the duck is full grown. The cats leave the duck alone now, so I think if he's a bit bigger a puppy would leave him be too.

/naive

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

our old dog used to hypnotise chickens

then chew them to death

the fucker

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

DID HE HAVE A POCKETWATCH?

/caps lock no looking at screen whilst typing blog

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

Bandwagon much?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)

*chuckle*

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)

HA HA HA

^this

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)

pftttttttttt

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)

hehehehe

spot on

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

TOAPOAEOAM!!!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

braw!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)

pfft!

yup!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

Hahaha

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

w00t!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

... is the new black.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

Would

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)

lully stuff

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

Ha ha!

5 seconds are up...

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

circumcision time?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

hahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

that's nice

i like that lots it's vector tastic

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

cracking stuff fella.

can it be stuffed and roasted?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

I'm Afraid I Have Some Bad News

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

'.....I am a chameleon, and as such, am not a registered doctor'

'so that smear I gave you was entirely for my own benefit'.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

DrZaarlon Approves Of This Mental Image

[*purvs*]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)

Reminds me of an old cartoon...

Two gynaecologists in a celebrities' ward offering fingers to each other...
First doctor: "Demi Moore"
Second doctor: "Jordan"

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)

Gynecologist to his wife upon being late for supper:

"Sorry luv - I was up to my elbows in it today! Had Jordan in for her yearly checkup!"

badum...

tish!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

You would have to, out of curiousity.

Just a little sniff. Otherwise you wouldn't know!

And I do so hate not knowing.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

o_0

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

Come on, you'd have a little sniff.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

Hahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking hell am I the only one who thinks this is hilarious?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

I can tell YOU'VE never had a spurious smear test!

;)

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

Spurious Smear

is a great name for a band.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

My old band's EP was called

Angelica Huston's Gynaecological Inferno.

No, I don't know either.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

I lol'd!!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

That beats my

Shit Kebab with Eczema EP by some distance.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

Nope, I'm well aware of my untapped genius.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

It's like a trap!

(

cupboardy, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)

'OH MY GOD!

I think I left the oven on!!!'*

this post is dedicated to brother freebs

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

Haha

combine this with Captain Wow's text and you win.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

I hate docs....

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

fuck

very loud office snort

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

Headache

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

I can imagine a few men loving this idea.

AS long as the vocal cords were removed...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

If you mean for the oral pleasuring,

then the men that would it are the men that would benefit least from the enlargement of orifices.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

the men that would it are the men that ?

pardon?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

you could fit the whole lot in there

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

^ see?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

finally, someone with a biggerer mouth

than me!

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

Looks like

Bille Piper does that

(PieEater, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

"arg!"

she says

(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

No scissor or glue.

Just late nights with the badge machine.

Click for bigger (75KB)

(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)

Tesco Value entry!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)

wear it

with pride

(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

I made a teddy out of one of them shirts.

They're good material, he's still about and he's been everywhere.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

I've had these shirts for a year and a bit

They wear well, but don't suffer boulder burns lightly :|

(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)

Does it still fit?

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

if you get chance

make loads of them, with different swears
and flog them

i'd buy one

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

Brilliant!

Wish I'd thought of that.

Any requests? I'll send them to people for the cost of postage :P

(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

Tony Blair please

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)

*goes to work*

*gets right on it*

(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)

gaz me with paypal details

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

This please!

www.b3ta.com/board/7395159

(

Weetobix, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)

Haha

I'll likely do that one tonight, if I get the chance. Depends which managers are on and how lax they are ;)

(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)

You star!

(

Weetobix, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

'I'd rather work at Sainsburys' too long?

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)

You could do it

But only in a teeny tiny font.

(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

My other badge is a Waitrose

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

"Inigo Montoya"

"Al Kyder"
"I came in that milk you just bought"

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

'till monkey'

'trolley jockey'
'1 step up from the dole'
'please kill me'
'i've pissed in the milk'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

Now you're just getting personal

(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

ham toucher

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connor, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

this

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Lynxkitten, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

Haha!

Get one that says "Value assistant"

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Weetobix, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)

hehehehe

fun!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

Ha ha

Nice! . . . . but did any of the customers notice???

and how about BOGOF?

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lord bofingham, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

hehe

Just be careful - my brother once wore his with something similar to work one night by accident - he thought he had his normal badge on!

(fuzzibear, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)

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