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[challenge entry] Couldn't be bothered to shop it properly
So here's a CDTC*.

*=Crudely Drawn Transformers Cartoon
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# CRASH!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# POW!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCG9lEp4bQQ
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# maddness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Ha ha! That's
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Excellent. Nice window breakage work there.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# afterning squire
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Greetings, Hail & Hello!
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# all is alright thanks
I have delicious coffee and I've just finished an average Tuna Sandwich... yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# enduring a long slow haul back to functional body scenario. (late night)
The tuna sandwich concept is something I may have to get amongst. Blood sugar very low...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# tuna is alright, but you sound like you need irn bru, salt and vinegar crisps
and possibly a bit of cake from a coffee shop... YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Right - that's it.
*goes to get foooooood!*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# ha ah ah
deceticocks are teh fail!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Yet again I got to bed at silly o clock this morning
as I was stuck on your website again.
*shakes fist*

'lo Duke!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Morning!
That'll teach you for staying up looking at stuff on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Fabtabulous =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# half man half amazing
jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image001.gif

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=T-HL1kyW6GY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Biting satire as usual


Click for bigger (26KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# You're on top form today, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# ta...
not feeling it

still got headache from drinking myself blind last night
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# I was with you in spirit(s)
*toasts with Redoxon/Berocca cocktail*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Oh, you kids and your in-jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Oi - Quiet, You!
just kidding...

*mwah*
You ok, honeybun?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# *blushes*
Heh, I'm good. Got to go to work in about 40 minutes, but I think I'm developing an ability to mostly shut off for my shift, safe in the knowledge I'm not going to be there too much longer
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7810356

You can, but you may find something else rubs off on you
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I love your new profile pic!!!
You handsome devil, you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I just been catching up on the challenge!
I laughed when I saw this one just now.

noon mate
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# howdy pardner....
been really busy and hungover today

hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Busy with kids etc
been up hospital last 2 days.
It's all good now though.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Heh heh!
Bank details in disguise!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Go on John, flick 'im!

(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# hahahaha!
thats quality!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# it's addictive
i keep watching it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Hehehe NIce one!
I was gonna use that a while back
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# heeeheee
his posture is priceless
"gneeeeer, quiddit!"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] The epic battle continues...

Previously on Transformers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# what a pile of shit
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahaaaaaa!
you're obsessed!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# scatologically speaking...

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Ha ha haaaaa!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Oh bloody hell....
nicely, sir.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# batty!
woo batty, yay batty, batty batty batty!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Blood clot
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha
excellent again
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
# hairy midget
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# WOW!
THAT IS MOST ACE!

FUCKIN CAPSOCK
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# If I had the costume
I would look just like this right now.

Probably.

Woo =]

Loverly work on that fist at the front!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Ooooh. Scratchy!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# arooooooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# That's beautiful
I'm sending this thread to my brother who is all gay for wolverine.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Wolverine is clearly gay
so he might be in there.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# My ex used to be all gay for Wolverine
It's an odd thing
'He's so manly and attractive...what do you mean that sounds gay?!'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I could understand it for the cartoon. Perhaps
But otherwise you just like Hugh Jackman.

That is far more than a gay undertone...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Cor!
That's very ace indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Wonderful, as ever.
Please accept this sugar-frosted *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
# I shit myself when I saw the news this morning!
(VampyricAcid Well...somebody had to do it¬, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# HOLY SHIT
B3TA RUNS IN IE NOW?!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# fussocks!
IE set to default how the cock did that happen!*Commits hari kari*
(VampyricAcid Well...somebody had to do it¬, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# that election is pretty scary stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# is it not standard b3ta practice
to change it to 'erection' in any screenshots?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# that is indeed what goes through my mind everytime i see that headline
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# i'm not certain i'd like to see
musharraf's free and fair erections
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
#
Its a shame the news reporter isnt chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# lol

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# that's it...I'm off t't' pub

(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Aren't you going to finish that drawing first?


Ha ha ha, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# is that a mirror of muntiness?
she looks much better in the unreflected part?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Pffft
I was thinking this, but wouldn't be able to express it anywhere near as eloquently
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Nice
but why is her reflection all bruised?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# perhaps it shows her future?
maybe the two are pre-pub and post-pub her?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# dori-anne gray?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I don't fancy her sister much.
Downs?

(WOO!)
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Bloody hell you lot are harsh
I think that drawing is lovely, the reflection could probably do with a little work but it's much better than anything I could come up with and deserves more positive comments

*positive comments*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# concurance

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I say!
Great stuff!

Mines a pint of San Miguel, thanks.

*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Hahahaaaaaaaa!
you do churn 'em out!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Nevermind the quality, feel the width!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Very much so
Especially the brian text!

I've had him on friends since I first saw him post, and I think I've clicked almost everything he's posted so far! I'm beginning to get jealous...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Hey! that doesn't mean I like you
you...you...HUMMUSY BUGGER
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Like me instead!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Oh, okay, but you're almost as bad at times
Mr 'FP'd eleven times' Hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# hahahaha
click
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Shitting christ these are addictive.
And probably bindun..

- Sonic.
- Nes controller.
- Nes controller version 2.
- For all those lady b3tans tired of being called "him".
- Because the blokes don't want to be left out.
- Piggeh.
- Berk from Trapdoor.
- A biffday cayke.
- A little bit of Bakelite never hurt anyone.
- So b3tans can smoke indoors.
- An impossible triangle. Permanent mental urine.
- A bowling ball.

Some icons from last night.

'ning people =]

Oh, and preveveveviously
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Ooh, they're lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Thankee =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# good stuff,
i think the cigarette could be very popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# That one needs a little work
It looks a bit wibbly, like someone sat on their pack by accident =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# ooooh
shiny!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Nice work!
I particularly like the gender symbols and Sonic (well I would wouldn't I)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Sonic and the NES controllers were the first I thought of =P
The gender ones were just because I've seen lady b3tans get miffed at being called "sir", "him" and "dude" all the time. =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# it's a good idea,
i'd just query their masculine user names.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Just like "Sunshine Elephant" =]
I have seen confusion at your gender away from b3ta, it has amused me.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# I get the opposite because I tend to use 'lady' or 'sir' as expressions of affection
irrespective of, and unaffected by gender.

I get lots of 'LADY? I'm a man!' comments, to the point where I've actually mentioned it in my profile
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# He he
I AM MAN! HEAR ME WHINGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I noticed that
And I thought it was amusing and interesting.

Mainly because if I get called lady, it would be entertaining, and hopefully not serious due to the "Mr" in my name. =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Cayke!
*wants*

And pig.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# I really like the Bakelite phone
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# A perfect gift for the family this Christmas...

Click pic for bigger and better
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# why's there a pic of rio ferdinand wearing shades in your profile?
*twangs knicker elastic*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# looks more like
ian mcculloch
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Your new pic is very sexy
And I'd never quite realised how many quality pics you've done!

Can I rub against you like a kitten next we meet in the vain hopes of some of your talents wearing off onto me?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# *rips and shares on limewire*
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# I think I'd rather put those CDs in my player to be honest...
Aaaaaaand click.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Hee hee, I love your work
Never fails to make me smile, even when it is cold and I am beginning to wonder whether the central heating is working.
(Northern Lovely, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# bless ya :)
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# very nice. damn you
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# on two discs
limited edition.. until everyone copies it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# soup herb!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# top stuff, Sir
AGAIN :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Ha ha, fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# hahah!
great!
(CHOPCHOP, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Top, as per!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# super
(pdjpdj, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Absolute
Perfection =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# hahahaha
you splendid special man.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# *Thursdays sleepily*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# ning oh Debbilish one!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# neeeeeengs
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Ha! First one on this theme that I've really liked :)
HATS OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# haha!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Ha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Top. Banana.
(makes finds list)
(checks it twice)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Coming soon to
...to an issue of Zoo magazine near you.

edit: woo
(xeron, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)
# :-)
Absolutely furking brilliant!!!
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# ..
top top stuff mr a!
(I_am_B, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Awesome!
Viraltastic
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Not another one
I fucking hope Westlife aren't on this one.
(Dr GUID, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# You're so clever
it makes me sick. Bleurgh.

*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Nice one steve...
(I helped save b3ta! finger jockey, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Football lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# lol football


wassup girlfren?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I'M STARVING
today we have turkey for dinner, with it being Thanksgiving in the states 'n all and it looks FANTASTIC

edit: Howdya like my new profile pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# TRUTHAHN!
*envies*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# gobble gobble
blblblblblblbblbllbblblblblblb
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# göring göring

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# *drools*
Yesterday was the first day of my New and Improved POSITIVE ATTITUDE ©
which while technically not a diet (boo-hiss-general disapprovement) IS involving eating a whole lot better

Today I had a very lovely ham, salad and coleslaw sammich...but I still crave my sugar fix
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I've been going insane without my usual sugar high....
It's making even more moody than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Naffternoon!
Whilst traveling, Vlad and Ural happen upon a docile Des Lynam harvesting nutrients from the ground.
They stay down wind, and take care to stay perfectly still.



So, whatcha up to today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# :)


I am at work, not working.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Hahaha what the christ
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# MOTOR-SYTHE
BRRRM BRRRMMMMMMGH
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I like this very very much.
Today work has made me furious and I am mostly swearing at my colleagues.

edit/ this was my 25000th post and I didn't get me knackers out or anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Pray tell,
What flavour of swearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Extremely piquant swearing
some very spicey swearing indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# that, sir, is good desing
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# That gives me the fear.
Today I think I will go into town, buy a sandwich and a pack of smarties, and feed the pigeons for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Good move.
From the Wiki:

"Although the Des Lynam is a plant and thus quite slow and docile, it can become riled quite quickly if disturbed while feeding[1].

If encountered in the wild it is best to stay still or move slowly until the Lynam has floated on."
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha wtf?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I was just filming my city's pride and joy ...

Click here for Youtube version
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Bloody fab!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Astonishingly good!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# now you're just showing off
no one likes a show off.

*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# thats ace
like the zoom loads on that
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Me too
Genius piece of detail.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Blimey!
Utterly brilliant.
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# *Clickclickclickclick*
Magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Oh ffs
I'm sick of having to put up with all of this sub-standard crap from you.

*holds mouse underwater and clicks quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I've decided to ignore him!
Bah!

'lo Dix!

Woo! Meestah Kick!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# :D
Where do you get those dutch words :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Dutchland!
\\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
#
'ning Dave! - I haven't forgot you shunning my lunch invite :( *applies cream to teardrop-enduced eczema*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Awww!
Never mind it's not personal I hate you all!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I like this more than Mr. Toast's
because of the use of reality in it.

Therefore I shall click the clicky thing, even though it'll drop my own challenge entry off the popular page. :/
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# mine had reality too
:(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# What I meant is,
ray tracing blah blah meh meh mumble mumble.



*looks foolish*

www.b3ta.com/board/7810278
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Good!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# michael bay
would be proud, cameramonkey :o)

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Wonderbaar
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# The wonky camera makes this
perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# bloody ACE
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Brilliant stuff!
*Shoehorns a repost into teh compo*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# This and that are all of the fucking acers.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# You really are far too good at this
I hope you have some use for this talent in your life.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# SO great!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Oh for god sake
Not ANOTHER good one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# top work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# haha, superb sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Excellent.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Excellent
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# This is fantastic!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# yay for city robots!!!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Fuck me
that's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Woo
I'vebben there and climbed up that transformer.

i also listen to the bells in its head
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)
# that's brilliant
every b3ta image challenge should give a macbook away as a prize
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 22:26, archived)
# bloody hell
run!!
it's alive!
(metamorfoza, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# That is very nicely done!
*clicks frantically
(The Entity Remembered his login details on, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Brill
And actually I prefer the low quality version. Gives it a real "caught on the camera phone" real feel.
(LokiMD, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 8:36, archived)
# Ooo, I say!
That's rather well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 8:57, archived)
# For some reason.
This sent shivers down my spine.

One of the best things I've ever seen on this site.
(Mazrim, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# it's almost as good
as happy toasts entry(s)
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# oh, joy
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Top banana!
Sort of footage I can imagine seeing on the news, citizens fleeing from the giant transformer thing, very man-on-the-street shaky camera work. Like it.

At least 3 kinds of ace! :)

(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# the 3 I liek!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# wow
impressive
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 8:37, archived)
# Now with added Youtube version link
43 seconds of movie+sound goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# This shits over everything else in this compo!
an amazing animation.

if only my mouse button was analogue - a mere click doesn't quite do that justice
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# jesus!
does that dude on youtube REALLY think this is real?

haha

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Things are looking up.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# wtf
(CHOPCHOP, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# "ONLY £4.99!"
I need one!

EDIT: CHOP CHOP, you are one of B3ta's true artists. One of a select few who genuinely have a free reign over reality and thier own imaginings. Your pictures remind me of something else, but are also unique and wonderfully nausiating.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Who are the others?
I'm starting my hate mail campaign now, so a few more names on the list will be no bother.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Me, and....
I can't think of anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# :)
cheers!
(CHOPCHOP, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# For some reason I'm seeing this as a psychedelic steampunk clanger
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# !
sounds about right!
(CHOPCHOP, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# ^ Exactly this.
how bizarre!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# ^ This!
Lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Is it giving me the V sign?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Does it sound like an elephant trumpeting?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# i must have a working model of such a thing
delivered forthwith
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Oh dear :(
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# pfffttt....
double pffftttt....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Lovetime!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Does Pete have a "Willingness to put up with your crap" against "Time" graph
I bet it looks the same
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Is there something you want to share with the group?
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Yes, I would just like to say...
That last nights "Heroes" on BBC3 really pissed me off, why would Mohinder dial 911 when Sylar phoned him? He's working with the only organisation that is dealing with the "Heroes" and he calls the cops! What are THEY going to do????? Arrest him?????

GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Pete has a list of all the things he's changed to please her
the more she's demanded he change, the more he's changed, and the less she's loved him.

It's a viscous cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Reminds me of an Onion article
But I can't find it :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Horse free:
www.theonion.com/content/node/38827

One of my favourites :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# That's the one
Thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Sounds familiar


/pissed off with relationships blog
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Viscous cycle?
Involving sticky fluids?
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Is it real?


Click for bigger (138KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# This is a special kind of madness
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *special mercurys*
yes it appears to be. and i think it's real too
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# wowza
that's spectacular
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Woo! This is exactly what I do in meetings about pointless crap at work.
We had a meeting the other day where a serious question was 'when shall we have the meeting for *boring presentation*?'

A meeting about a meeting? I blame middle management, PC, 'virtual office' bollocks for this.
(Northern Lovely, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Amateurs
We have meetings about when to have a meeting to organise the kickoff meeting
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I bought a really nice, expensive sketchbook the other day....
I think it'd be better off in your hands tbh... This is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# This is ... wow!
Just ... wow!
*gazes in awe*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# A W E S O M E N E S S !
esp. the little triangles!
W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# IF YOU DON'T LIKE FEETBALL, DO NOT USE UP YOUR EYES LOOKING AT THIS POST


Click for bigger (77KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Too late
You have wasted my photoreceptor cellpower
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Heh
www.b3ta.com/board/7801004
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Well I can't argue with that.
And I would love to have all those hamster-sized miniature dogs too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# he appears to be the dnalgne manager
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# That's because you are looking too closely
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I get quite bored of the b3ta "I don't like football bandwagon"
I like football and I hereby smirk at your post.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# ^This
with bells on
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# New Album - Out Now


Nice - one comment. Glad I bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# LOL
edit: TO COLLAGE wwwwooooooooossssssssssssh
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Haha
This doesn't deserve it's own thread:


A little bit of Private Eye style po-lol-itics
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Honestly - It does deserve it's own thread
Woo, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# i like how mcclaren
merges into both images.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Yes, it's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# He is
a man of many talents
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I've just noticed a seeming
family resemblance there, are they by any chance related?

I think we should be told...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Come to think of it
Has anyone ever seen them in the same place? Maybe they're the same person.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# They're in the same place up ^there^
can you not see how Steves shoulder intrudes into the frame of Ians pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# God i hate football
its a game you bunch of fucking kids
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# This, with added 'play nicely now'
(Northern Lovely, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I agree,
but I'm not sure where the under-age orgy comes into it. Perhaps because I'm not a priest.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# LOL BECAUZ U DONT LIEK IT NO 1 ELSE IZ ALLOWED LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# THIS IS TRUE
I WILL BLOG ABOUT THIS LATERZ!1111
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# That's not fair though
McClaren's job was to make sure England qualified
whereas Blair isn't in charge of making sure people don't get sho--- ah.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# to be fair
Sir Ian Blair (as far as I know) didn't tell the armed police what tactics to use, he's just the man at the top that signs bits of paper. Whereas McClaren was the one actually telling the team how to play.
I could be wrong though.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# ^This
Same goes for Alistair Darling in the whole missing CD thing. Just because some junior civil servant saves money by not getting it couriered...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I was going to add that
Surely we should be stringing up the twat that thought popping it in a brown envelope with a first class stamp on would work.

We shouldn't be mocking Darling for that, we should be mocking him for his funny name and eyebrow/hair combo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# I believe they're currently in
"a secure location"

lest the parents of the United Kingdom find out who they are.

I noticed the Tories calling for Gordon Brown to admit his guilt as well... :/
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# This is not strictly true.
It's really the IT system and the policies for using it that were to blame; it's obviously not the first time some civil servant didn't follow procedures.
Obviously the bosses there don't care how insecure their systems and policies are, and it's Mr. Darling's job to get them to care. So he failed to do that, and he's therefore culpable.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Well, it went in the internal mail did it not?
My sis used to be a fairly high up civil servant and said she's enver known anything to go missing in the internal mail...

It's all a bit fishy if you ask me. Which you didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Yeah,
but they shouldn't need to burn stuff to CD. The issue is, their database is centralised. Obviously they need to share that data with places around the country, but the system has no encrypted data connections anywhere else. So they obviously tend to just email or post the bank accounts of all the people in the country to other places. I'm sure this instance isn't the fist time they've done this; it surely happens all the time because they don't have much choice.
The bosses do know about the insecure system, as does Mr. Darling if he has any competence at his job. So his failure is not to have instigated a drive to improve the security.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Surely the fault of the head of IT??
Unless they don't have one, in which case that's a very serious oversight indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Procedure?
I would be astonished if the procedure specified encryption, trusting instead the courier not to lose/steal it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Ah but with a courier it's traceable isn't it...
someone has to sign for it at the other end, and they can trace who's had the package at any one point...

The REAL cock up is taking several weeks to notice there was something wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# ^ Not this
Whoever made and stuck with the decision to cut funding, staffing, checking procedures and training is to blame.

That's the ex-Chancellor, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# While you're at it
Why is Darling still in a job?
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Ha!
That Ian Blair!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah
that's a fantastic image
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# innocent?
not quite my friend!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

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