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# Fruity.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Yay I got that without looking at the filename :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Yay a geologist!
Or just a very observant person.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Nah
It's food related.
I like food.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Ahh
Then you are Jonathan Meades perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)
# aren't pomegranates all fashionable these days?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Yes
Apparently eating lots of them cures the bad aids.
Or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)
# i thought, in your part of the world
everything cures the bad aids

that's why they've been so good at getting rid of the bad aids
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Now I do know Meadesy when i see him.
I used to enjoy his old series of expositions. the recent one was alright but not a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:30, archived)
# As did I.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# um.. yeah so did I
*checks filename*
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)
# ^That
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)
# ^The other

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)
# me too
I feel clever now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)
# I have never seen the fruit in question so I lose :(
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)
# i didn't see the crystals properly and was thinking along the lines of pumice
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# *grips*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)
# This is one of the funniest things I've seen for a very long time
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)
# We've all been there!
At least...I have...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)
# People just don't understand the urge to grip things
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)
# *grips*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:39, archived)
# *grips*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Stop that gripping, this instant!
OK, go ahead and grip again.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:42, archived)
# *grips*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Poor Grippy Peter
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
# ALWAYS GRIP RESPONSIBLY
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
# If I didn't comply for the policeman...
...what makes you think I'll comply for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# searing neck pains

is my guess
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)
# I lost my neck...
...in the great Gerbil war of 92.

But I can still feel it itch...

...oh God how it itches! Why won't it stop?!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Aaah I remember '92
those gerbils never knew what hit them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# This is a valuable lesson to us all
Especially the most grippy of us.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)
# are you hooks or fuzz?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Oh, sorry
I thought you were velcro for a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)
# I've just had a Neville overdose.
Argh blobble prink blap prrrrrrlb.


Yikes.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)
# "grippy peter"
"gripping all day long"
"grippy peter"
"what could be wrong"
"grippy peeeetteeeeeee"
"gripping on everything!"
"yeah!"

( to sound of generic 1970's childrens tv show theme )
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:37, archived)
# I think we should all remember
a grip is not just for christmas.
Please grip responsibly.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# ^ this
burning bushes? won't that get them into trouble with the christians and the jews?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# ^this
With added click
Thats well woo sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# BURN HIM!
BURN THE BEAR!
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# cracking.
you could make some fine pottery with that fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Moh-who now?
All the Pakistani kids in our school were called Mohammed!!!
Christ! It's only a name! God!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# /Allah.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# LIES!
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
# I was trying to think of another .Ta!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
# "i only said jehovah!"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Oh yeah! Him an'all


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)
# presumably,
lots of men were called muhammad before the prophet of that name too. before the religion even existed. so basically they can fuck off claiming it for themselves
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Tolerance ticks
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
# ahhh.
poor thing
i feel sorry for the little fella now
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Hahahaha This makes more sense than the real story
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
# THIS with bells on
I remember when religion was a special interest group type thing that didn't have to be taken seriously. When did it get decided that the flatearthers had to be treated like rational grownups?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Hatstandery topical satire - I think I love you...
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:32, archived)
# DC Comic's Missing Vowels


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# niiiiiice
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Here he cums to save the day!!!!
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# ah, that seminal work of comics publishing
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Misspelling things ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# hahaha!
vere silly
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Can 87% of Islamic school children be wrong?

Click for neyews
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# *bums embassy*

woo
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Their parents should learn from them
fuckwits
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# ..
The BBC has learned the charge could lead to six months in jail, 40 lashes or a fine.

(Meatfish BAH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)
# she could use the makeover.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Now that's what I call
a proportional response.
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# "the bbc has learned"
in news reports. means "we found it out first. nah! nah! sky & itn"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Scathing!
Have a Woo! Help yourself to any Yays you find as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# i dont get it
from the times:

Muhammad is now second only to Jack as the most popular name for baby boys in Britain and is likely to rise to No 1 by next year, a study by The Times has found. The name, if all 14 different spellings are included, was shared by 5,991 newborn boys last year, beating Thomas into third place, followed by Joshua and Oliver.

and thats just britain....can i smell the sweet aroma of hypocrisy?



(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# since when did Joshua become so popular?
No Mike, Robert, George or Arthur anymore?

What about girls? I guess Chrystallllle(sp?) is number 1 now.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# early '90s some time
it took off all of a sudden & stayed there
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# i remember loads of joshuas in years below me at school
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# bin dun?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Quite possibly
but I don't come on the board much nowadays, and I only just read the story.
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# the blue peter cat socks
will be joined by a new kitten, called muhammad, in january
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Question : What do you get
if you cross The Pottery Fonz with Tuberculosis?
Answer : Nothing. The Pottery Fonz is immune to all disease. Except for his thumbs
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Edie Sedgwick.


sourceeee
i51.photobucket.com/albums/f393/babydoll1125/needcrop2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Question :
What's the difference between The Pottery Fonz and Bruce Willis?
Answer : Bruce Willis is not made of teracotta. The Pottery Fonz is, although he has two real thumbs. Aaaaaayyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# the real thumbs
devoid of a blood supply
do they not die and rot?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# No
The Pottery Fonz has magical Voodoo tricks
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Manley the martyr
You are unique dear sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# More to the point what's the difference between The Pottery Fonz
and Brutz Willig?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Is it answer D, B, C or
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# The answer is about 400 BPM
www.b3ta.com/board/680427
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
# a love of speedcore?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# The source appears to be male?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Ouch!
I think she's purty...

But then again, I'm a desperate, spotty teenager. What do I know? :p
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Little
Good you know your place though
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Sexier than the sauce
ver' nice, Ms Kitty.

G'night lovely b3tans! I bid you adeiu adieu ADOOOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# That's a very good thing to see here

Good evening everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)
# NIng pots and steef,
nig
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Ooh icon
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# 'ning 'pot!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# FA meet with usual advisors for new England manager
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Question :
Why did The Pottery Fonz cross the road?
Answer : We don't know. All he says is "Aaaaayyyyy!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# I was under the impression that he was in his punk era
and had his nose safety pinned to the chicken, hence the whole shark jumping nonsense?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# What's his favourite letter of the alphabet?
What does his horse eat?
What sort of frame does he prefer for bearing structural loads?
What does he say when asking someone to repeat themselves?
What mark did he get in all his exams?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# The Pottery Fonz does
not submit so easily to requests to go Aaaayyyy!

Usually he charges an appearance fee, plus travel expenses.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Is it true
he's his own rider?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Someone on the left is dead
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# You should ring the authorities to let them know!
Posting it on teh intarwebs just isn't enough, you know.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I think we can agree on the post's original point
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# You assume I know a lot, lot more about football
than is actually the case.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# There's no business like show business.


Like no business I know.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Mono(brow)rail?
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Title.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Woo!
I win some sweets.
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# This is my recurring nightmare
/unibrow blog
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Monorail
Monorail
Monorail
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Trirail
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# An Englishman
A Scotsman, and the Pottery Fonz walk into a bar. The Englishman orders a pint of bitter. The Scotsman orders a whisky.
The Pottery Fonz hangs around next to the jukebox pestering teenagers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Something quick and dirty


Although it's really so I can mention my new site www.chickenmadras.com.

/spams
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Something dick and qwerty you say?
He looks somehwat pleased with himself. Probably showing off how he can get dressed all by himself...

Smug bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Hey, a spoonerism. That'd make a great compo idea.



/didn't like that challenge blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Pony!
havingapoo.blogspot.com/2007/11/pony.html
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# the great rape ape?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# I'd watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# "Nein-oo Nein-oo"
/excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# hahah better
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Nanjew Nanjew
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# ^even better
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Neinjew Neinjew

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# ^winner!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# nice,
it's no joanie loves chachi.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# nor Laverne & Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# ralph malph needs a show.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# i would pay many moneys
to watch this
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha, nice one, also worth checking this out as well...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# very good
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil_Honey_I%27m_Home%21
anyone?
edit: here & here (with a bonus bit of dad's army credits at the beginning of the first one.)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Bravo
That's going on my Christmas list
*Clickity*
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# running up that hill
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# ...with no clothes on...
*mislyrics*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# If you
squint, looks vaguely like Kate Bush too
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# pahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# *makes a deal with god*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# !!!!
cool
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha.
super
she really does run like buggery, doesn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# YOU
i recieved your second book through the post today!! its brill - can't wait for the third
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# thankyouverymuchforsayingso!
I do like happy customers :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# There's something rather lovely about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# zOmg!
it's a dimensional rift
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# They're running here:

Edit: You can all remove your filesize comments now..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# haha
nice.

shame about the file size, though :-)

edit: that's better. or worse :-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Sorry, I put the wrong one up there.
Click it for the big one.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# 671.95 KB?
That's a bit large.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Ooh shit
wrong one!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Um...filesize?
A bit big is all I'm saying.

You hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# nice,
you're going to need to link it due to it's size i think. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# You're on a roll!
This fills me with glee.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# I found some new animation software
it's free and pretty cool, but quite buggy (edit: works fine most of the time, but it crashes a lot)

www.synfig.com/
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# He looks a tad glum
Nice feets action :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Here's your package, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# this years games in a nutshell


(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# The cake is not a fucking lie.
Hasn't ANYBODY seen the video at the end!?
/gets pissed off about that easily blog
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# You have to be fail not to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Exactly.
The cake is NOT a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# I recently completed Portal.
Clearly the cake is not a lie, but the bloody end song was stuck in my head for weeks!!!!!

Lovely cube there too.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# The song is AWESOME
And thankyou :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# It's got strawberries on it
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# MOIST
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# The cake is a lie!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# You say what now?

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# PORTAL PORTAL.


EDIT: FILESIZE CUNT :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# i like that lots
(with a bit of rearrangement it could be beattied)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# I thought being Beattie was part of the party.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# that is glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# cor
thats ace!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# bollocks
they're not in a nutshell
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# That is lovely
and makes me feel a bit sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# most excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Ratchet and Clank is easily game of the year
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# this is fantabulous!
and portal had me grinning with joy throughout, a perfect game.
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# I only recognise one game
and that was dire, utter boring, repetitive shite.
Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)
# lovely work
just lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)
# ass ram
(I helped save b3ta! stu, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# nice ragdoll
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# it confused me then
seeing a 3d animation and your name close underneath it

nicely done, hastu
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# why thank you
kind sirs.
(I helped save b3ta! stu, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# bless you
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# ACE!
love the little flinch at the end

(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Did the ram shout SURPRISE first?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# i believe it did.
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! stu, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Ah, then it's all okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Pow! Right in the kisser!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Pow! Right in the kisser!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Pow! Right in the kisser!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Pow! Right in the kisser!
(suboftheday, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# RIS?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Pow! Right in the kisser!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Pow! Right in the kisser!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Cow! Right in the pisser!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Excellent
If he was ginger then I could dream it was Mick Hucknall and the world would be a better place
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# i'd like to ass ram her
/had to blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# can someone explain this blog thing to me?
i only know the word in its weblog sense
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# i use it yet dont truly understand it either
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)
# exactly,
i understand what the use is when it's done, i just don't know why the word blog is used
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# we could blame immigrants
the daily mail does it all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# I think that even though a lot of people keep weblogs up about everything in their lives,
There are some who restrict their babblings to one or two themes or topics, so when one makes a comment like "/I love teh goatse blog" it would sorta humorously imply they're keeping up a weblog about loving teh goatse, see?

At least, that's my feeble understanding of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# I think it's just one of those things you can't explain to yourself, or anyone else.
You just know what it means.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Caught red-handed.

/lame bullshitting blog
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# where's the
'i don't believe a word of this' button?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Woo
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# ouch
this is splendid, have a click
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# holy crap
that looks painful...

but WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# HER ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Is Mrs Trellis really thrashing you?
Are you getting video of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Woo!
The spike is incredibly evil looking...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
# hmmm,
maybe i should have added a demonic skull on the tip..?
(I helped save b3ta! stu, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Woo!
*tightens sphincter*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# It's gonna take a lot more tightening than I could manage.
Just glad it's not me up there...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)
# she's never had it so good
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# that's superb!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Crikey
That's a bit bloody brilliant
:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# 30 seconds before goatse switched the camera to timer?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# I bet she had it coming.
Nevertheless I could watch that all day.
Have a woo. It can be exchanged for a yay if you would prefer.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# es muy bueno
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# cuckoo

pictorum
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Wonderful as always Mr Elephant
This also reminds me I took some photos of a cat stuck up a tree at breakfast

Edit: Autofocused on a bush in the foreground
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# great stuff
*clock click*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# FROM OUT OF NOWHERE.
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# I like.
It is worthy of a woo. Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# haha
that's brill, woo sir!

*clicks*
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Poor little cuckoo :(
He never learns
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Fabtabulous =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Fantastic!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# i only just watched this properly
it's ace.
have a belated *click*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# haha brilliant timing
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Nice one Sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# cheers sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# that is one of the best things EVER !
Simply ace
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:39, archived)
# hahaha!
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Why does the Cuckoo come out 4 times
When it's only 1 O'clock?

Surely that's tempting fate and I have no sympathy for him
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)
# It's nice to see that even
after two years away, I come back to find that the same people have continued to be brilliant.

Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# brilliant
woo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)
# serves him right!
cuckooing 4 times when it's only one o'clock! TSK!
(Whatsit, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Always buy toothpaste from reliable sources.

Didn't take that long to do, but meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# good advice
nice
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# great!
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
#
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# yay.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Actually, birds don't shit.
It's solid urine.

/Useless fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# So are they shitting piss?
or pissing shit?

Dammit, I want to know!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# The white bit is piss.
But if you look, there is also a brown bit amongst the white.
That is the shit.
So technically they're doing both.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Actually, the truth is scarier
University studies show that the active ingredient used in toothpaste and hair conditioner is bull semen.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Kinky.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Nuff Said...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Thank you..
..you are most kind
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# I had a maths exam today, and one of the questions was this (about vectors)

Prove that X is the center of the paralellogram using vectors

And I said:

And I'm not joking, I really did draw that. In the circle.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# I don't miss maths at all
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Hehe
I bet I'll get away with it.

I finished with 40 minutes to spare, so I drew a few sea creatures in swirling water.
When I get it back, I'll upload it.
It's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Does that have any relivence to this post?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# No, but it'd be worse if it was a new thread.
Shit, I forgot the woo!
Sorry mate!
*woos*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# WHAT
I had this test not too long ago, like, within a week.
We had not been taught vectors so I had NO CLUE.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# may as well..

be thankful mictoboy isn't around
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Yea...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# foynzie
anyone done schindler's fonz yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)
# HE IS A CRAB!


Join in! Paint crabs.

EDIT: Previously, kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# your skillz make me feel inadequate as a man
Spectacular
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# It's more fluke than skill, BUT TAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
# *cock explodes*

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# does he know barry?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!
pfft pfft is this thing on? 1 2 1 1 2 3 pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS 'BARRY' STUFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# TRY HARDER BARRY
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
#
cry me a fucking river barry
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# I love that soooo much.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# it was you who pointed me that way
so, thanks
did you see the edinburgh festival thing?
they're shockingly good. what are they going to be like after a few years' practice?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# they're so dark!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Video Unavailable, Barry.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# works here.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# darn
Must be a location thing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Hahaha! That's hilarious...
BIT OF A RACIST ARE WE, BARRY?

EDIT, Ah fuckle. This post was my 1337th.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# golly!
Floating eyes!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# It's glandular :(
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# awww, bless
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# he's built into the board.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# LICE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Wouldn't that be a louse
just like having more than one louse is lice
...more than one die is dice
...more than one mouse is mice
...more than one house is hice
...more than one moose is meece
...more than one mongoose is mongeeses
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# 1. Pfft hice
2. Meece is the plural of mouse, not moose
3. The plural of mongoose is an enigma.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# louse
Edit - /psychic bandwagon blog
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# woo! iPod icon!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# woo indeed!
i'd trade it for a pirate hat though, or a go on kylie
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# i like this
it's better than the post below
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# ERM!?
THANKS!

?

:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Ahhhffff.
Yours is waaay better.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# negative
your is stupendous, Mr Pineapple's is merely pendous (woo btw MrPineapple)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# I agree.
I prefer his.

Also, thankyou =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# woo this is pendous!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# haha great work
but why is he juggling onions?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# :D
He harvests them for a living.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# this is perhaps the best crab i have ever seen
i very much like this :D
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Yay!
Mummy crab and baby crab.


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# TOTAL AWESOME.
I like his wellies :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Wellies?
hahaha they are erm... actually I don't know what they are.
*thinks*
They are wellies!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# WELLIES!
SPLASH SPLASH. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Wouldnt the mummy crab be covered in bandages? =]
I likey them though, I want a mummy crab.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# I read that as "I want to be a mummy crab".
I know your secret! Be wary!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Hmm
I misread that as "handbag".

Damn bloody hell and blast the mummy crab should have a handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# "What the fuck's this shite about? I'm gona HAFTA embiggen now!"
I ARE ANNOYING, I KNOW...


Click for bigger (130KB)

or not
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# meh, i got issues, man
its both cathartic and theraputic
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# i posted a picture of one of my best friends cocks but i dont think im as fucked up as you
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# you posted a picture of your own cock didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# the below one is not mine
i have never posted my pierced willy upon this fine forum, is that a request?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I've already seeeeeeeeeen it!
hehe

hurry up and get your nipples pierced so we can share manky nipple stories!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# oooh then we can braid one anothers hair and scrape off crusties!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# oooooooooo!!!!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Join me next week on B3tans' Bollocks, when I will be personally shaving Rob's orange knackers.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# i can whole heartedly promise...
that it is my own cock in said drawing
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Let's see the original then
I'll give an expert opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# only i have the source pic
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7820076
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# this does not deserve a proper reply.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# aww
:(
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# You clearly have too much time on your hands
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# yup
i got a week off work
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# I think you mean school
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
# compromise
Unversity
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# asbestos related problems?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
# i am typing this reply with my cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Your cock is very adept at typing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# we should have a competition to see who can do it the best in a flacid state
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# You should hear it play the harmonium.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# shazam! can u handle it?
am i tooooooo much for the b3tan massive
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# nah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
# show off
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Who are you and why are you here?
Oh wait..never mind, it's peurile.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# He glows. Woooooo *wiggles fingers*

The seams!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Ready Brek?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# I don't think he's old enough to remember that!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# or the Fonz
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# hehe, you're probably right, but Ready Brek was ace!
/although after Chernobyl, the adverts lost their appeal somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)
# I want some now :(
Ready brek, not Chernobyl.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# I miss readybrek :(
Can one make readybrek with oats and a liquidiser?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# ... and not ONE super hero yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Hehehe, there's a Jimmy Carr gag if ever I heard one... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)
# it might be, I can't remember
I was watching him the other day.

Not nearly as good as Bill Bailey!! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Oh yeah!
You're going to see him, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# already went!
was SOOOOOOOO good! so glad I got to go
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Good :D
Glad you enjoyed it :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Hahaha
It was a picture of terracotta
www.elemarvirginia.com/images/Inventory/Terracotta.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)
# hahaha,
so random!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# hello there darling!
i drewed a penis!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# alright love!
did you really now? Shall I put it on the fridge so everyone can see?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)
# he he perfect, how are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# I'm alright, just realised how ace my week is gonna be
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# i am most sexy, whatcha doing with your week?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Skiving off college on weds to go to a uni thing that's only gonna take an hour
then at work with sexy lee on thurs until half 10
Friday I'm going to play music loud and drink coz my parents will have fucked off for the weekend!

:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# You wouldn't say that
if you'd been here the past hour or so...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# *scrolls down*
.....


I see what you mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# It's been a downright frightening day
hold me - I'm scared...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7819935
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# That inspired me.
*points* EVERYONE BLAME HIM!
Unless you like it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# ;)
also with less pottery (but more seams)

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# I put this in a new thread the day b3ta time travelled. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

I know it's a recycled Jim Carey joke, but I wanted to try out the zoooomy thingy
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# i like it
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# sorry....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# i hate the pottery fonz
he's so unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast from an age when nohandses walked the earth
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)
# this is the win!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Is that Weeble?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# But where is Nohands?
I waited for the lil guy...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)
# memes of ancient history
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# \o/
Nohands FTW!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)
# excellent stuff!!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Haha
"Surprise Bitch!"
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# ULTIMATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)
# cracking
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# I for one am grateful
that the surprise wasn't goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# this is lovely
some chocolate, a surprise and something to... AAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!
(bunglist, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 9:06, archived)
# if
only
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)

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