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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)

Beau?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)

hoo?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)

hahaha

ace sir, most ace.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)

Arf!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)

having followed the entire parliamentary process of getting the ID Cards Act on the statute book

I have come to the conclusion that Jeremy Kyle's 'guests' could run the country with more honesty

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)

you should work for private eye.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)

needs more insulting of prophets

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)

their music sucks!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)

it's all too po-lit-ick-al for me!

arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)

time for a pea

And the obligatory link to Not The Cliff Richard Christmas Single

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)

phenomenal.

yes.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

But if you're standing by the door

you're fine cos you can't roll a '1' on two dice.

/unbelievable pedantry

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)

shush you

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)

Actually you can

YOu just need to renumber all faces of each die .5

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)

or tippex one of the .s out

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)

/unbelievable pedantry

Yes, but I like :)
You could've earned squillions by selling that loophole to The Labour Party (and Tories) but you've gone and made it public..:-)

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)

Curses

I'll never make Party Whip at this rate.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)

Joe?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)

Roger?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)

Huh?

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)

Request vector, over.

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)

We have clearance, Clarence

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

Steve?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)

Hahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)

pre toast combo

(LazyBastard, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)

I saw all of those last night

that's some triple hamtouching ;p

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)

This.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)

As I said when you posted it a first time

Why is Canary Wharf Tower in the smoking shelter?

FAIL!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)

hahahahahah

it's a lot smaller than it looks on the telly

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)

Well get a bigger telly!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)

Mine's the standard size

They know the size. The one that automatically puts 'Actual Size' in the corner when Tom Cruise is on.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)

have you got one of those magnification screens then?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)

TV watch was made in the 80 as he's still cool in it:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)

Those are just the biggest workmen in the

WORLD!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)

THEY WILL DESTROY US ALL!!

flee!!
*flees*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)

AND THEN REBUILD US!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)

it'll be the shoddiest job EVAR!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)

Don't worry,

they can't fit us in till thursday week.

And if we want to ALL be destroyed it'll be pricy.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)

destroy the world?

hmmmmmmmm
pricy..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)

You can tell their British workmen though

They're leaning against a wall doing diddly squat!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)

haha!

probably with their arse cracks on display too.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)

Which, you have to admit, if pretty impressive

As they have overalls on!

EDIT: Seeing as this post has been pea'd already, here's one from late last night.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)

haha!!

mini beatie robin!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)

does the cancan:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)

ALRIGHT, YOU ASKED FOR IT

in fact, you asked for it twice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)

Ah it was you was it

I found it last night sans tag.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)

Yes.

It is even a photo I took myself ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)

It's not the only London landmark they're making off with!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)

Haha

cheeky buggers.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)

hahaha!!

thats how i would run my deptartment..

STOP THAT SMILING AND GET TO WORK!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)

i didn't see them before

they are most amusing.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)

hehehe :)

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)

Arf!

Harry Enfield had a No Smirking sketch in his show ages ago. It's still funny. Woo!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)

STEP AWAY FROM THE HAM

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)

Braw!

have the song of the day
www.dukeofprunes.co.uk/dedicoat/Dedicoat%20-%201999.mp3

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)

*parties

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)

Awesome

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)

Then I will pre toast mine too

www.b3ta.com/board/7823849

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)

I already clicked 'I like your arse'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)

One for the road...

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is rubbish, I don't want to go out with you any more. PS: There's a giant goose looking at your arse

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)

That looks way better!

I still dont know who she is!

:)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)

Aaaarrgghh!

Although I do like the goose

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)

Everyone likes the goose...

...Well, almost everyone.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)

haha

best file name ever.

(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)

does exactly what it says on the tin :)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)

\o/

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)

yay, nice work,

nice alt text too.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)

Bahaaaaaaahaha

^this

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)

HONK!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)

there's a girl that works in our local Wilkinsons that looks like this

except less attractive

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)

haha!

ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)

GOOOOo00000000OOOOO000ooOOOOoooOOOSE!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

YES!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)

If Google owned b3ta...

Click for readable

Rob would to sell us down the river for $1.65bn

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)

I though EMAP still part owned B3ta anyway:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)

hahahahaha!!

i like the note!!
edit: $1.65 billion?
thats only £6.75 isn't it?
*rummages in pocket*
ROB!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)

haha

If we clubbed together we could probably buy the whole internet

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)

i've got a button and some lint...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)

woo

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)

That is very well done

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)

hehehe!

please don't let me be the only one that just did a search for google humour.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)

You're mis-spelling it

it's humour.google.co.uk or humor.google.com!

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numberbruncher - correct by nature, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)

nice!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)

Subtle and glorious

Though I'm totally with him on the sentiment :)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)

Hahaha

Nicely!
:)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)

rightly so

there's nothing wrong with being a sell-out!

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new_matt, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)

Give it a year or so more of declining quality of submissions

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)

Tres woo

nicely shopped.

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Ratsta, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)

I have one already

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:39, archived)

Haven't you learnt to optimise yet?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)

Fulla what exactly?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)

How is this that big?

Am I missing something?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)

'ello ducky

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)

i was looking at it through my magnifiying glass...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)

well, you know, when a man and a woman like each other very much....

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)

40 lashes for you!

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)

The best bit was

The boy said he actually named the bear himself after himself!
So an object of affection can't be named after their god but brobably the most distriutive creature in the history of nature can be.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)

I guess they're going to have to

give everyone called Mohammed 40 lashes.

*invests in whip shares*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)

All I said was that bit hallibut was good enough for Mohammed!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)

Blasphemy!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)

I think your being a bit hard on the boy

im sure hes naughty sometimes but i doubt hes the most distructive creature in the history of nature

(Ijustlurkhere, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)

Vous eeez fail!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)

I should work for Private Eye.

G'ning all.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)

pffft!

'ningles!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)

'NING STALKER!!!

/autocomplete

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)

eh?

i haven't stalked you for days!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)

it just came up on the autocomplete so went with it

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)

you sheep!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)

furter n upton?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)

*slaps*

how dare you!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)

indeed you should

nicely sir.

edit/did this just shrink?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)

Yes.

I suddenly noticed I'd uploaded the slightly-too-large file size version by mistake.

With only Paint available, my main optimisation tool is making things smaller.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)

Great, now I won't have to shell out £1.50 ;)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)

Sorry I had to

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:23, archived)

The arrow should point downwards

½ metres

Good morning riverest of ghosts

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:25, archived)

Erm no.

That would suggest they use meat!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)

Pfffft!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)

^ this

* with more Quo

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)

YES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)

Cuntryside fucking alliance scum

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)

amen

although I hope this doesn't turn into a signpost bandwagon

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)

me too

*ahem*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)

How dare they!

They'll put your grounds keeper out of a job!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)

I feel a wagoning of the bands coming on

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)

*slaps around with kipper*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)

Yay for McCraps!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)

yipes!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)

I fucking love horses!

*sads*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)

Best of all the animals.

Tastier than beef.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)

I love fucking horses.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)

*trys to think of another variation that makes sense*

*fails*

:)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)

I fuck loving horses?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)

I horse love, fuckers?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)

It's the middle of the week...

...it's all downhill to the weekend! Hooray!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:19, archived)

woo!

first smile of the day came from this picture - for that I am in your debt

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SiX and his hat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)

MY HAT!

*snatches*
bloody hat stealing kittens!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:21, archived)

Whose beard is that?

Beard-stealing feline rapscallion

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:22, archived)

It's mine!

I yam sporting chops.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)

Chops are great

io have chops

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)

'ning

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:24, archived)

Good!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:24, archived)

*glees*

With a hovering hat too!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:25, archived)

wednesday? whenday? huh? whatday?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)

I always wondered why people needed so much fucking caffine...

500 kb
Took forever and still not totally pleased.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:15, archived)

* Looks for the light switch

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:17, archived)

Claymation transformers?!

That's bloody brilliant!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:18, archived)

hahaha this is excellent

1) hummus - check
2) tecxcellence - check (technical excellence)
3) wooness - off the meter
4) clickability - 9/10

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:18, archived)

hahaha!

will he ever learn?

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:19, archived)

Thats rather good

for this time in the morning

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)

Nicely done

I bet he's a bit miffed!
He was obviously waiting for his wings and he got zapped!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:21, archived)

Hahaha

aceness!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:22, archived)

ACE!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)

it's brill

but silly hat.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)

It's-a-me! Mario! *coff! hack! bleurg!*

Think carefully when buying toxic plastics for your loved ones this Christmas
www.greenpeace.org/raw/content/international/press/reports/greener-electronics-nintendo-r.pdf
Nintendo failed every single category from use of banned chemicals to non-recycling (for those who can't be arsed to read the pdf)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:10, archived)

mario!!

you heartless bastard!
woo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:14, archived)

we should have guessed when he started jumping on those friendly tortoises

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:15, archived)

'ning Mr Toast!

That's quite a select list but very true!
I doubt there will ever be many that make it green, it's near on imposssible!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:15, archived)

Total green is very unlikely

although circuit boards made of pasta are already in use :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:18, archived)

Pasta?

I gotta see this....

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:19, archived)

I not buying a nintendo going to make a difference?

probably not. The only thing thats going to stop climate change is China and America deciding to use only renuable energy.

/overly synical

woo too the pic - top effort

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SiX and his hat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:16, archived)

it will, you alone have the power to save the world!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:18, archived)

I do my bit

in a trying-to-ease-the-guilt-westener kinda way. I recycle, conserve energy, lift-share etc. Can't see it making much difference though I'm afraid.

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SiX and his hat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)

Help us Captain Planet!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)

*stops sucking on his NDS*

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:16, archived)

I tell you what

how about they don't make stuff using those plastics in the first place? Buying stuff for people at christmas is difficult and expensive enough as it is without searching for specialist hippy shops to buy people environmentally friendly and utterly boring presents. The consumer is always punished.

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)

simple economics

as long as people buy the stuff, the companies sell it. you can't only blame the corps, the costumers themselves are responsible, too.

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)

I didn't really expect them to be eco-friendly

Won't stop me buying thier products though. i'd buy them even if they ground meat into the plastic.

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

I'm picking on her!

It's only fair that after this, youtube.com/watch?v=_ipvdBnU8F8 , our new deputy Prime Minister follows suit...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:09, archived)

mmmmmmh boogers

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:17, archived)

pick it julia

pick it good!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:17, archived)

Not sure if the site is working (last post 4:22am)

* and the image below is worrying me.

MORNING ALL!

edit: It does work? Anyone around?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:03, archived)

A POST!!!!

'ningles mate.

EDIT: I have made my first fail image. I found the source and it was too spanktabulous not to use.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:04, archived)

* a poor post though?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:06, archived)

I can beat that

Runs downstairs...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:07, archived)

* waits...

....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:11, archived)

There ya go.

The puke/disposible glove combo currently awaiting the attention of my cleaner that some kind person left outside my front door.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:15, archived)

* Emmmm...

Breakfast

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:18, archived)

uurrrgh

few hash browns with that and it would be much nicer.

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:28, archived)

what does it say originally?

something about reasonably priced meat? ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:09, archived)

It said exactly that: "Reasonably prized meat"

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:23, archived)

The speared, dead horse was a statement from hunting types outside a labour party conference wasn't it?

"Don't ban hunting or we'll do this"

You see, they do care about the countryside and all the lovely animals really!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:12, archived)

I love

the nonchalance of the woman on the left

she clearly sees this kind of thing everyday

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:19, archived)

* needs more Quo

* I only have Paint though

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)

yes

push it down a bit

'ning

'ning all

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:04, archived)

'NING!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:05, archived)

not here but.....

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:07, archived)

Yea... That's what I said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:09, archived)

hi you may remember me from such threads as the one below

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:09, archived)

Nope...

But ning sock anyway

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:11, archived)

ning indeed good sir

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:12, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:11, archived)

'ningers!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:11, archived)

ning ivesb

* what does "ivesb" stand for? Am I missing something?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:13, archived)

i know i know!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:17, archived)

yes.

yes you are.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)

'ning

Pea thread?

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:13, archived)

Is that 'Wolfie' ?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:16, archived)

ningaling!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:24, archived)

Cleaning up my desktop

and I found this.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:22, archived)

I sure vast amounts of burning would clear it up.

Or pitchforks.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:26, archived)

She visits you at night.

She does tinkle in your cups.

Edit: Also: big shits.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:27, archived)

reminds me of 2 girls, 1 cup

if you're not aware of what it is, count yourself lucky. i was innocently trawling porn and stumbled across it, i find it worse than goatse and tubgirl, also

all

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:37, archived)

also belm

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:46, archived)

mnnng! to you too

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:51, archived)

that's just nasty.

you go back in time and abort that now.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:34, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:35, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:42, archived)

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:48, archived)

FUN!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:07, archived)

I'M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT FUN.

I DON'T TRUST EASILY.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:13, archived)

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT DANGERFUN?

I AM ALL ABOUT THE DANGERFUN.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 7:54, archived)

I'm up for that!

So is Julia Gillard!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 7:58, archived)

IT'S SETH MCFARLEN!

GET 'IM!
AARGH! NO, WAIT, GET ME!

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:21, archived)

BOP!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:37, archived)

*fears*

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:59, archived)

BLIMBLIMBLIMBLIMBLIMBLIMBLIMBLIMBLIMBLIM

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:52, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:42, archived)

Just been catching up on Married to the Sea..

www.marriedtothesea.com/112307/this-is-your-boss.gif

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:08, archived)

The new stock pool pissed off some.

I like them too, of course.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:25, archived)

this flute is awesome

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:26, archived)

I like the new ones

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:39, archived)

I completely forgot about that site.

I have some catching up of my own to do.

I might wait until I'm at work, though.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:34, archived)

woah

kiwi goverment watches a lot of porn. wow.

www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO0711/S00266.htm

hahahah, i love the end of the article the most.

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d d, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:12, archived)

Hell yeah!

although you must have noticed that that article was written by a bunch of redneck arseholes who need a good raping.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_for_the_Promotion_of_Community_Standards

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:25, archived)

there are a whole lot of "scare quotes" in that "journalism".

putrid and toxic moral filth is a sig waiting to happen.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:27, archived)

I don't know if you heard about this

but they're looking at forming another christian political party in time for next year's election..

since the last one kinda collapsed, when it transpired the leader is a paedophile.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Heritage_New_Zealand

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:31, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHHHAHHHAHAHH!

I was hoping this footage would be on youtube.

youtube.com/watch?v=wUEfF_olEik

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:32, archived)

oh my god.

i love the transition

"fucking child molester"
to

"wholesome christan values".

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d d, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:40, archived)

haha!

that was great. i love violence!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:41, archived)

Awesome.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:45, archived)

SEE THE WRETCH! SEE HOW HE COWERS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:48, archived)

HE COWERS EXACTLY AS HE SHOULD.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 7:55, archived)

Needs more baseball bat.

Or hammers if you are old school.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 6:37, archived)

Chins... chnz.

I'd bet real money they have more than
one each in that party.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:34, archived)

to be fair...

...it's not really a party until the toddler gets fucked.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:46, archived)

Don't play with your food!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 6:38, archived)

the new one ought to be specific:

NO PAEDOS OR BABY-DIDDLERS WELCOME! NOT EVEN IF YOU'RE CATHOLIC!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:39, archived)

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:39, archived)

YES

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:41, archived)

oh my god

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)

Wow.

Just, wow.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:42, archived)

Could that be Joey Deacon's son?

Woo!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 7:57, archived)

ea o

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:36, archived)

'ning

Pzyko!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:51, archived)

Hooray! People are paying attention to me!

/Zoidberg :)

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:55, archived)

~~people~~ person.

How's you sir?

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:57, archived)

somewhat groggy

which is to expect after a nice evening with friends, grilled meat with self-made hot sauces and alcoholic beverages :)
vourself?

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:03, archived)

Very tired

Made a vid of my sick 2girls gif because I couldn't sleep.
On links now but NSFW!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:08, archived)

I have the distinct feeling you're spending too much time on 4chan... ;P

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:12, archived)

I can say.....

I have never, ever been on 4chan!

Giffix.com ftw!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)

ah, ok

that startrek clip is just one of many overused 4chan memes...

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)

Shit!

I totally didn't realise.
Has someone done this then?
*Burns Youtube offices*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)

I haven't seen that particular one before :)

didn't you also make the one with the chicken/prince? that's another popular one

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)

I'm gonna have to check 4chan out I think

Someone on Giffix must fucking love the place or something.
An' I thought I was being quite original too, lucky I didn't do Goatse on the star trek one then eh?
:s

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)

caution is advised, that place isn't called "the internet's toilet" for nothing, so take enough mindbleach with you

I suggest looking a the Random Board, or "/b/", as it's called
or if you just want to see the posted pictures and anims, there's this site which copies anything from 4chan, b3ta and similar sites:
www.journalpics.net/scrapers/all NSFW

Edit: I only get the usual "domain for sale" page at giffix.com?

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)

Ok will do

I think I'll leave it till I get home.

I got the wrong address for giffix I have the link faved at home.

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)

also, memes typically travel around a lot

so I really can't tell if they originated from 4chan, SomethingAwful, YTMND or others (maybe giffix too)
/useless fact of the day

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)

AaaarggghH!!!

kill it with paperclips!!!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:42, archived)

'nings Mr. Scaramanga

hows thee?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:45, archived)

'NING YOU TWO!

'ningles b3ta!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:50, archived)

*parp*

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:51, archived)

heap big 'ning pale-face!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:52, archived)

ningles ahoy!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:56, archived)

I not too bad ta

wasted a day yesterday at a work thing.

such a waste of time and money

AND I missed a whole day of B3tans! The cheek of it!

How's you sir?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:50, archived)

bloody tired.

i've had a bit of insomnia for the past few nights.
my patience is in tatters and i can feel my anger trying to escape!!
woe betide those idiots on the wards today if they sass me!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:53, archived)

...

*sasses*
*ducks*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:56, archived)

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

*tips desk over*
ivesb smash!
ivesb bash!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:58, archived)

you work at a hospital, can't you get hold of some sleeping pills?

also, cannabis works a treat (or so I've heard) :D

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:58, archived)

the last time i took a sleeping pill i was awake all night then it kicked in on my way to work

and i had to fight it off all day!!

and i don't do drugs...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:59, archived)

cannabis isn't more of a drug than alcohol or nicotine

I still don't understand why it's illegal while alcohol isn't...

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:08, archived)

Well it aint working for me atm :(

I should watch telly more.
The best sedatative in the world!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:01, archived)

I'm the same at the moment

up till f'king 3am everyday this week!

:)
:o
:O
:0
:o
:)
/long winded yawn blog

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:59, archived)

haha!

come here,
we'll lean on each other..
*snoozes*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:01, archived)

*grabs cutlass*

*chops maniacally*

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:07, archived)

wtf

is that??

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:12, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:15, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(

postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:16, archived)

AAAAaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAA

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:18, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:23, archived)

TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:42, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TU TU TU PUSH PINEAPPLE SHAKE THE TREE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:44, archived)

IF IT'S NICE, TU TU TWICE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:52, archived)

IF IT'S NASTY IT WILL HAVE TO REMAIN OUR LITTLE SECRET

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:33, archived)

Yay!

Needs more Bob Brown!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 7:56, archived)

TUTU!

can't fly!!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:02, archived)

winter is here, the sheep are unamused.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:23, archived)

UGH!

Very nice though. I SEE SHEEP. What do I win?

Goodnight.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:26, archived)

you win bethlehem.

or tinned peaches.

edit: 'night!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:30, archived)

Baaaaaaaah!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:26, archived)

careful, i think that was a mating call.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:31, archived)

YES

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:58, archived)

heh. ready-made or did you have to create it?

(

postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:02, archived)

Source was on hand, cloned out a bunch of stuff.

Quick and sloppy colouring.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:06, archived)

I SPY THEE, SUBTLESHEEP

(

Shada, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:27, archived)

but how many do you spy?

there are more sheep than meet the eye!

(

postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:31, archived)

two

(

Shada, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:34, archived)

aha!

you missed the one i have in my pants.

(

postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:40, archived)

WHERE I COME FROM

THE SHEEP IS THE PANTS

(

Shada, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:41, archived)

tourism must be through the roof.

(

postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:52, archived)

IT IS SUMMER HERE AND THE SHEEP ARE NERVOUS.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:39, archived)

make them some chamomile tea.

it is soothing.

(

postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:41, archived)

THEY'RE ALWAYS NERVOUS IN YOUR COUNTRY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:51, archived)

YES.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:13, archived)

I just saw Black Sheep last night

it's great

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:47, archived)

Sheep don't like snow . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:44, archived)

the sheep are behind global warming!

those wooly bastards.

(

postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:53, archived)

Yes . . . sheep can move mountains . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:08, archived)

Secret sheeps.

How the fuck do you do that?

(

idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:44, archived)

opacity and light source mostly.

and some doodling.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:50, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:47, archived)

Did you hear that?

That was the sound of my brain discombobulating.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:50, archived)

kind of like a 'hring', crossed with a 'whumfle', crossed with something I can't articulate...

(

giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:59, archived)

HAAAARG

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:51, archived)

wwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:53, archived)

Can it be milked?

uh...

I think I meant woo!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:54, archived)

This is painfully delishuss

*drools*

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:56, archived)

oh no

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:57, archived)

Yeah !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 2:16, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 2:37, archived)

Oh Yeah yeah !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)

arrrrgghhh

not safe for eyes

(

DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:28, archived)

Wheeeeee!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)

Mind blowing . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 2:42, archived)

Not mine and resized, 290k, so linked.

www.b3tards.com/u/7c82098adc87c1f1dee2/raidedgifsml.gif
Sidenote: Anyone know who made it?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:25, archived)

Sure don't . . . however it is incredible !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:15, archived)

Ouch! That's ace!

Also b3ta.com/links/138844 entered into 2girls competition thingumy.
Night!

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)

Glorious!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 2:50, archived)

underwear?

i would wear these, hypnotise my prey.

(

postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 2:52, archived)

If you've already reached the point where they're staring at your underpants, hypnotism shouldn't be necessary.

Still, it could make for a bit of a change.

"When I snap my fingers, you will wake up feeling violated, ashamed and empty inside".

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 2:59, archived)

typically i approach people nude, enraged and screaming obscenities.

so hypnopants would just be easier on them.

(

postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:09, archived)

mmm...

joy divisiony

(

connor, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 2:52, archived)

spack thread

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 2:53, archived)

Dot's not spack . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:00, archived)

I like that effect.. a lot.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 3:39, archived)

Argh

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:24, archived)

[can you post the equation/code?]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)

A boring SCIENCE™

A rusty banana?

Click for banana.

Previous SCIENCE™s
Squirren
Pineberry
Camingo
Frapple

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:18, archived)

BLEH.

LOOKS GROSS. I'LL ONLY TAKE THREE.

NICSSE SOPPHERY.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:20, archived)

I broke my shitting tooth on it.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:22, archived)

OKAY, I'LL HAVE FOUR THEN.

BUT NO MORE.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:23, archived)

I think it is times for beds.

Goodnightage.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:34, archived)

IT'S EARLY, YOU GIRL.

Nights.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:37, archived)

A steel at 0.99 each.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:21, archived)

I can spang you with the banana..

I'd watch yourself...

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:22, archived)

Oh, I do!

You can too, for 0.99 per min.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:26, archived)

1 banana per minute?

Sounds like a deal.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:27, archived)

SCIENCES!

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 2:20, archived)

i like bananas.

want some corn to go with it?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 2:55, archived)

Bored...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:43, archived)

me too now

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:46, archived)

Lol fag!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:53, archived)

ONLY BORING PEOPLE GET BORED

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)

Only first class cunts say that.

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Malaka omdz, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:51, archived)

I can tell from your mannerisms that you use the talk board.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:53, archived)

let's start a war!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)

Totally.

THIS IS WHAT WAR IS GOOD FOR, JAMES BROWN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:58, archived)

SO YOU CAN GO AND DIE

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:00, archived)

start a nuclear war!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:18, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)

100% fact!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:58, archived)

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7824051

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:00, archived)

IT IS TIME FOR A FIGHTS

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:02, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:53, archived)

YES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 2:08, archived)

hahaha!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 2:17, archived)

FINISH HIM!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 2:28, archived)

THE FIGHT HAS ALREADY BEGUN.

WE ARE CURRENTLY INVOLVED IN A FIGHT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:02, archived)

WE HAVE OUR FIRST RETALIATION, DONE IN TRUE TALK STYLE:

www.b3ta.com/talk/4125203

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:04, archived)

THIS IS A FIGHT THAT YOU MUST BACK DOWN OR LOSE

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:06, archived)

PRISON TAUGHT ME AN IMPORTANT LESSON:

NEVER BACK DOWN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:10, archived)

YOU ARE IN TROUBLE NOW

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:11, archived)

I'm telling your mother about your games.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:12, archived)

THIS WAR IS NOT OVER

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:14, archived)

I am going to bully you for a week or two.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:15, archived)

WE MUST UNITE AGAINST THE MENACE

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:18, archived)

You are the menace.

I am going to be bullying you for 3 weeks now.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:19, archived)

stop bullying people you troll

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)

ONLY BORING PEOPLE ARE BORING

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Shiksa, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:00, archived)

agreed.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 2:57, archived)

CRAMBS!

I'm going to bed and there's nothing any of you can do to stop me

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)

no she's not.

she's just too stupid to know that more than one gender exists.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 2:58, archived)

This might be shit

But it took fucking hours for me to discover that it did not really work, so you have to appreciate its failure, appropriate of not.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:36, archived)

What is it?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:38, archived)

I've never seen one before.. no-one has.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:40, archived)

I'm guessing it's a white hole

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)

a WHITE hole?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:47, archived)

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

A black hole sucks time and matter out of the universe, a white hole returns it.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:51, archived)

So it's spewing time

back into the universe?

(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 7:46, archived)

HOLE!

I think maybe that green might have been the worst colour to use.

This is just a gradient, I suppose, but I actually coloured each 5 pixel smaller square as a whole, to try and produce an X effect - I'll feel silly in a minute.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)

Yes,

Instead of doing it as an optical illusion (there is no X at all in either of the previous images) I could have just used a Photoshop pre-set gradient and done this:

Not quite the same though, eh?

[EDIT: Actually, seeing them next to each other here, I am quite pleased at how well the illusion works.]

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:53, archived)

This one looks better.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:56, archived)

Well fuck you then!

I was well chuffed with the optical illusion of the cross formed with concentric squares of solid colour, but you prefer FLITORZ, so I must had away and cry.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)

Pfffft!

Play with "posterize" on the smooth one.
/likes arsing about in pshop too blog

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:03, archived)

OK then.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:07, archived)

aaargh!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)

The original illusion!

Well played.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:11, archived)

This is very much a thing that I like to look at.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:22, archived)

Ooh, I love these!

Is it a Mexican Motorway?

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:30, archived)

What should it be?

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)

Okay - to save time

should i wait for it to animate?

Edit: now i see a bunch of triangles moving around but then i am REALLY tired

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Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)

Is it one of those

stare at the middle and it'll fade to uniform colour thingumyjigs?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)

That would appear to work.

Lovely.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:44, archived)

It's very nice

What is it?
Apart from a gradiated green square, that is.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)

I get it.

It's a gradient, but you stare at it and it becomes a solid colour.

EYES.

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Shada, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:44, archived)

It works

apply the technique
EDIT: or does it ?
/dazed and confused

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:13, archived)

Twinkling Lights At Play

(wes1971 I CAN HAS LIBERTY?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)

This is hypnotising and everytime I see it

I laugh a little more than the last time
AS can be seen in the equation:
h=3n-2

where h is the number of laughs, and n is the number of times I've seen it.

You know you're bored when you make up maths for everday things.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)

pfffft!

that's lully.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)

haha

good stuff

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)

I beat both of them.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:35, archived)

I just found this, forgot even making it:

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:47, archived)

INVISIBLE TACOS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:49, archived)

FEED ME A PIZZA.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:51, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:59, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)

THIS CAT COULD BE HAPPY IF IT HAD A REALPIZZA.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:06, archived)

He is happy right now, munching his dinner.

Tin of cat food, not pizza.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 1:10, archived)

I WOULD LIKE SOME SPICY NACHOS, AND MAYBE A CHEESE SANDWICH.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)

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