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[challenge entry] Anyone Know Of A Good Place To Hide?


Now if you excuse me, I'll be running for my life
(Robotochan0 Butterfield Karaoke Bar Member, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Try Sudan
They'll never find you there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
TJ:

I currently cannot access mail.google.com/

Other website are working fine and googlemail can be accessed from other computers on my network, just not mine.

I can log into and use other google services.

Does anyone know why this should be and how to fix this?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Works fine for me
have your tried emptying cache and cookies and suchlike?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# That was the first thing I did.
Removed all the collected internet crap and rebooted to no avail. :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Maybe the server your mail is on is just down or something
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# sorry, gmail's working here
it might be something to do with a proxy

try this:www.freeunblocker.net/
www.vroxi.com/

if that doesn't work, fiddle on with the cookies settings
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# I will give it a go.
Edit: Thanks! It works, but I am still none the wiser as to why I am being blocked when there are computers that depend on this one for internet access that can get it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# meh
computers are weird things, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Join the rest of us in the b3ta bunker :)

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# We have /board, /talk and /links
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE /BUNKER?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# I will petition Cr3 to make it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# I'll sign that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# YES!
Where we can dip jaffa cakes in mugs of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# yay!
even though jammy dodgers are much better
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# There's room for them in the b3ta biscuit tin as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# AWESOME!!!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# If I can find it I'll try!
Haha that's ace!
(Robotochan0 Butterfield Karaoke Bar Member, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Yay!
*clicks then joins in hiding*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# compo it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Wow
I actually made an image relative to the compo? I'm shocked and appalled!!

Thanks for reminding me! have a cookie-wookie!
(Robotochan0 Butterfield Karaoke Bar Member, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# my mate...


Click for bigger (84KB)

bless im
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Your mate looks like a right paedo
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# is your mate a character on Shameless?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Porg it, porg it, porg it, porg it! Who do you think you are? Porgs! Spice Porgs!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# shopped pics only
/ac woo


and 'night
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# likes it
the fing is, I still would...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)
# i would more so.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# That is just WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# You still would, though.
Admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# oh
aye...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Push her in a shredder?
Yes I would.
(I helped save b3ta! uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# grrr..
(futique, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Euro Porg!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# ro-land?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# ah, you'd left that in the back of my head
so i'd prompt you to repost
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# And it worked.
IT WORKED!!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Just what the shuddering fuck is happening there?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Ah
you are Dutch, and were spared Rooooooland in your childhood ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# I guess so

but I'm sure I've had my share of bad shows in my day

remember: Big Brother is a dutch idea
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# It's this year's Eurovision Song Contest winner.
source
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# I see
all I have to say is: needs more Svenno ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# You have enfattened© them
they almost look attractive
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
# posh looks the best she's done in years
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# No, I have endwarfened© them.
And now you fancy them.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Embiggened?
Perfectly cromulent word..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# I like Poshs boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Repostulated
compost
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# LIONS ARE FUCKING PUSSIES.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# are they?
how?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# milking
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# with their sexual organsss.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Haha!
That's ace, and very nicely animated
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Very nice, but it's bugging me...
why does he write backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Because I didn't want to animate the writing.
My excuse is he's a show off.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
# fair enough!
Nothing wrong with a bit of lazy :-)

Top bucket action though!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Thankee =]
Making the water was a bitch and a half =P

The smudge tool is one of my good friends =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# That's very cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
# A couple of years ago
a few b3tards went on a trip to Blair Drummond Safari Park.

We were witness to a zebra who seemed fairly excited about the grass he was eating. By this, I mean he had an erection.

My day was made by Spacefish who commented, "I'm disappointed that it isn't stripy."
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# size makes up for it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbjPZkEOuTo
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Without clicking this, I'm sure I know which video it is.
I wish I wasn't able to predict videos about zebra hard ons.

Edit: I was right, but I don't know whether or not it's anything to be proud of..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# * backs slowly away...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# *moves slowly towards*
SURPISE BUMSEX!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# NOT A SURPISE
I HATE SURPISES.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# sorry son
that's all we have left in stock. Leave it or take it.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Oh well.
I'm sure I can survive =]

Although, I might leave it for a bit, it could spoil my dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Well, not that I'm really for it
So long as you shouted SURPRISE first, I guess it's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# it turns out that I shouted SURPISE
and I don't want no trouble. So, could you please shout YES! GOD YES! a couple of time while I do it?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Consider it done
got a ciggie?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# * slowly comes back
making sure no-one's watching...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Yep
that is pretty much what it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
# I am
equally disappointed :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# ^This!
I was there

Kat_Woo

/relurks

FEAR TEH KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I would either kill for a keychain like that...
Or kill the keychain...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)
# *keychain death*
*dies*
FEAR TEH KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I regret mentioning this now.
As I'm sure I will be charged with some sort of murder related crime.

There go my plans for the weekend =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# I am fairly sure
I photoshopped that sign too.

It's on my old computer though, which is upstairs. It's cold upstairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I wish for you to not go upstairs

for it is cold.
and the coldness would surely make you cold also.
This would not be good.
FEAR TEH KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)
# of course they are...
why else do you think a group of them's called a pride?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)
# hehehe
smart :/
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)
# ning boys and girls.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Lovely work.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Question : How many Pottery Fonzes can you fit in a mini?
Answer : One, since there is only one Pottery Fonz
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Is there a big enough kiln for it though?
/and can it be fired?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:16, archived)
# The Pottery Fonz
is self-kilning!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# That's a cunning(ham) trick!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# *raises thumbs*
Clayyyyyyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:29, archived)
# this is the first Pottery Fonz joke
that brough a smile to my face
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# does it come with a shark-jumping playset diorama
?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Hahaha thass grand!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:16, archived)
# YES !
thats superb.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:19, archived)
# *snortylaugh*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Haha
I had about ten of those books as a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# They did a dogging series?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Haha!
Smashing stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:23, archived)
# FONT.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:24, archived)
# .TNOF
D:
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:25, archived)
# now thats fighting talk
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Is it?
Shit.

*prepares for battle*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# .YAD SDRAWBACK SI TI
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Kcabwards day?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# KCABWARDS DAY?
Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
#

This is proper fighting back!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:29, archived)
# HOW THE WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# uploadz codez
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# <pickture website: ^www,be3trds/cm2.jpf2>
I FORGOT THE COADZ.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# I want to know how this is achieved =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# is all a complicated system of mirrors and pulleys
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# HOUDINI
I found a location to copy and paste from in a profile, but IT NEVER WORKS FOR ME =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# A young man, willing to be trained in the ways of the internets
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# I am willing.
So willing, I shall cup your sack ever so gently.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# &#8238
is teh secret

in thebody only it works
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
# *bums*
Thankee sir =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)
# If only had I read this book before
I would have avoided accidentaly flashing my lights three times with the side window halfway through at that out of the way parking lot.

/Larry Craig blog
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# haha brilliant
I could do with some classes.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# ningles
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Hey
I had that book as a child, but as I grew up dogging lost it's delicate charm.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# My prediction for top of the Christmas toys list this year
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Infidel!
I want to see more teddies.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Praise Ali!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Question :
What do you call a man who calls himself The Pottery Fonz?
Answer : The Pottery Fonz, since there can be only one Pottery Fonz. A bit like Highlander. Aaayyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Aaaayyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Not all the the animal deaths were suicide...
Some were the work of...

MOD EDIT: The point of the challenge is to inspire you to make new pictures, not to recycle stuff you found on the internet.

ROCKER EDIT: OK. I apologize but it did make a number of people happy and surely that is a good thing.

* Told off - won't do it again
.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)
# DRILL BIRD, ENEMY OF DRILL CAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)
# I was going to say drill bird =[
Helloop!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:43, archived)
# ELOH!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# How be thee this evening?
On fire?
Made of ice?

The usual?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Blunted by the overwhelming sense of monotony.
I WANT TO PUB AND POOL, BUT EVERYONE IS FREAKING BUSY.

And you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Ditto.
I've been suffering from chronic monotony for a while, it blows.

I WANT TO PUB AND POOL, BUT I LIVE MILES AWAY FROM A PUB OR A POOL TABLE, ALSO EVERYONE IS FREAKING BUSY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# GIIIGGAA
DRRIIILLL
AAAVVVIIIAAANNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Dear god
There is no hope...

Except...


*climbs into giant mecha drill monster thing*

NYAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# THIS IS NOT A DRILL
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Aaaargh!
It's Spider-Cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# It's MOVING
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# That's even worse!
A moving Spider-Cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Not worth it's own thread as it's Shirley Bindun

Hmmm, is there anything other than magenta cocks that you can use these tablets for?
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# This game.
www.nitrome.com/games/magictouch/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Haha
Plenty
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Erm...
no.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Drill Fork
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BWP4MGoC1SI
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Damn swirly-faced Paedos
sic the cat on 'im!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Oopsy . . .
ringnecked drillmerall . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Spinarific!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# I think I recall seeing this picture elsewhere
on one of those 'photos taken at exactly the right moment' lists on digg or reddit or somewhere.
Is it yours?

Ed: here
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Good spot!
*shakes fist at naughty people who think they can't get caught*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Yawn . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# nice
very Bill Plympton
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# I thought this
Have you ever seen "I married a strange person" ? Its very very odd...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Just looked it up . . .
you are very correct !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# *has copy of that film*
One of my favourites!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# I can't find it anywhere!
do you have it on DVD?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# *cough*downloaded it*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Haha
How very silly
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)
# nice
very Nöe esque
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Alva indeed!
Is the Visual World a Grand Illusion ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# It's annoying when that happens...
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Hahaha
This is nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Test drive a goatse


Click for bigger (142KB)

Apperently you can test drive a goatse. according to www.motorpoint.co.uk
(flexiblefish, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# took me a while to spot it :)


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Hmm I see!
But you should make something and post it.

*insert candle below here*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# You greedy pig!
You're just after loads of cake.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Its still the same day.
I wasn't sure though.
but it is.
I'm not hungry, i just had cookie.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# You ate my sister's dead hamster?
You sick fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# I got it mixed up with real cookies.
It was nice anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# If a tad brittle.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:20, archived)
# He's not the messiah
he's a very naughty boy
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# quick tell the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# i am the voice of the internets
/mysterons. //misterons?
(sp)

*insert candle below here*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# minestrone?

*insert donation here*
*receive cayke here*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
# I shall.
Gonna see about getting a debit card tommorow :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# huzzah!
*offers cayke on advance loan*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# haha
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# I need to sort mine out tomorrow..
I think I'm now buggered if I want an interest free overdraft when I bother to go off to uni..

It's fun to put things off ^_^

And happy day!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Thanks.
I'm putting my uni application off at the moment.

eek.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Get it sorted
I deferred an entry, got my results and acquired a place.

Weight off my mind for the next year, you really wanna get it sorted =]

ALSO, WHY WON'T SOMEONE POST SOMETHING NEW, I'VE BEEN STARING AT WWW.POSTSCREENSHOTSFROMTHEINTERNET.COM FOR TOO LONG NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Good point.
Just because you said that i will now write my personal statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# It's well worth it mate, I'm glad I did it
I haven't finished sorting out student loans or housing yet, and I'm starting to worry, I need to do it soon, it's best to get everything worked out, deciding whether or not you're taking a gap year and sorting out everything that can be done in preparation.

I couldn't sort out a loan or housing last year because I'm having a gap year now, so I need to sort that out now, but whatever you're doing, make sure everything that can be done is sorted as soon as possible =]

Then you won't shit yourself when you realise you've left it a little bit too late.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Its funny that i'm taking this advice much more seriously than from my tutor
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# That's because nobody listens to them =P
You need to take advice from people who have only just done stuff to take it seriously.

You would take the advice even more if I'd just missed a deadline and hated myself for it.

I'm a lazy bugger, I always leave things to the last minute, I didn't with this just because I know I would be buggered if I didn't sort it, because I'd recieved the same advice from people in the year above me.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# I don't know how to start it.
I might just bum geology and hope for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# sssss


As it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Could you make it a little bit smaller?
It's so big it's hurting my eyes and imparing my ability to read.

You also smell.

Because this is a screen shot of your desktop, not just internets.

Failure.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)
# My desktop is much ruder.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# I can see your XP flaps.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)
# *inserts candle*
is that right?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# happy b3taday!
sorry i coughed all over your cake, so i ate it to save you getting this 'orrid bug!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Thakns!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
# I'm not quick
I'm just easy
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# why am i looking at your internets?
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# because is serious business?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# *books test drive*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Not at Motorpoint you don't
I live 5 minutes away from the Burnley one, and at one point considered getting a car from them, to be told by the arrogant twat of a salesman that I would have to go to a main dealer, test drive the car there, then go back and buy it from them.
I bought it from the main dealer in the end, and still stick two fingers up at the twunts who work there when I drive by. They have the attitude that if you don't buy the car someone else will (which is true).

/Emotionally scarred blog
(AMadDayYes, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Just dont drink and drive!


Click for bigger (34KB)
(JediHomer Weebles wobble, some fall down, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# so, the idea is that it's ok to drive
when wasted on bacardi breezer?

Must be near Los Angeles...
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# I see
Goatse
(Eggbound Distinctly Minty Munty, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# some more of telling the internet quickly
a six storey jenga tower

edit - our days are numbered
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)
# ?
???
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Question :
What's the difference between The Pottery Fonz and someone who isn't The Pottery Fonz?
Answer : The Pottery Fonz. Aaaayyy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# What about a lottery Fonz?
You have a 1 in 55 million chance of having real thumbs!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Question: What's not The Pottery Fonz?
Answer: Anything that's not The Pottery Fonz
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Question: Do you write for Little Britain?
Answer: You write for Little Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:56, archived)
# And there I was
looking for the Ford Goatse. I daren't shop that...
(I helped save b3ta! uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Rafa salutes the fans last night
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# whozzat?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Liverpool manager
but in the pic in todays sun it looks like he is giving a nazi salute so I just altered his tache
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# oh, i didn't notice the tache
i didn't notice the tachethought it was just shadow
have this then
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# haha
that's funnier than mine
I'm shit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# nah, just too subtle for me
come to think of it, he does look rather adolf with just that slight alteration
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# do it again,
and get rid of all his facial hair leaving just the hitleresque 'tache.



...by the way, this isnt Benitez, its evil Benitez. Like Evil Bender from futurama, a nod to 80's TV programs that always had an "evil" version/twin of the hero, which was just the same actor with a goatee.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# i think there's a lot of mileage in that idea
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# liverpool fan though i am...
"what?"
edit: i know it was 4-1. is that it?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# see above^


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# don't eat me Harvey, please
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# they are sueing heat now
according to todays paper
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
#

click for bigger (780k)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# :D
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Woo..
CLICK
.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Up with this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Aceness!
Is she feeling light-headed?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Quick response there...
...you must be really switched on.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# it was a bright idea


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# The royal family are all shady characters

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Her broach is of an alien face.
I knew it. She's a twelve foot lizard who is plotting humanity's downfall with extraterrestrials!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# everyone knows that
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# It's in the national anthem.
In the verse after the one about killing scottish people.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# It takes a damn good post
to follow a monkeon FP.

You have achieved this very thing. I click not just at thee sir, but for thee.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# i do click my thumb at thee, sir
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# That is 100 Watts of brilliance!
Yay!

She must be drunk off her tits to be wearing a lampshade in public!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# So much fun at parties too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# hahah!
At least she is useful now! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# still needs an equerry to turn it on and off for her
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# yay for lamps
(That Random Guy, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# pfffft
I did a little snigger
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Genuine lol to this
It should be brightening up the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How wonderful. :D

clicky!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# hah hah
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)
# This
is very nice indeed.

Her majesty. Radiant as usual.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# she looks so thrilled!
yays
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:35, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaa
belatedly, I love that
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# It's not the hardest game in the world...
yes, i know they don't actually have 100 legs
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Haha!
That is most woo sir, with sprinklings of yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Click... Pffttt....
Nice one!

Have you lot seen this rip-off site? www.b3ter.com

I don't see many of you lot using it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Nope...
Not around till...

The Wednesday After That
.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# And I repeat
www.b3ta.com/board/7828860
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# *semi-fears*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# that link doesn't work
have you tried www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/ ?

hello b3ta, i don't feel well *dies*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Aw.
I fell for it, too.

didn't really, but I wanted SkUG to feel better
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# :D
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# hah hah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)
# i clicked it!
i clicked it!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Heh.
Centipedes are EVIL! Millipedes FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Arf!
Brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Quickest FP Ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# surprise, surprise

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# How does that happen when only five people have commented?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# No one will ever understand the mods in this place
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# I still don't see why mofaha's shit bandwagon post justifies an fp
the unfunny cunt
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Shit bandwagons FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# That's not a bandwagon.
That's a series.
I mean, as much as I love Brandow, I'd hate to see him get fp'd
And the front page doesn't have to just be funny stuff either, why can't you post arty stuff?
I really don't like how the fp system works on this site.
Mod: "Look I made a picture lol fp"
Someone who's done something better but isn't a mod: "Aww :("

Fair enough if what someone's posted is actually good, and the mods fp it then, but not if it's because they're being a self-riteous cunt.
Take HappyToast for example - he's really talented, isn't he? He deserves fps because he posts stuff that actually looks good on there.
mofaha, on the other hand, stuck a shitty bandwagon up there because he could.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# I think you've sipped enough cider, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Oh ha ha
I'm just in a shitty mood today

And I don't like mofaha anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)
# mofaha is not a mod.
/edit: also what's with all the hate? mofaha's on of the fluffiest people on here...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)
# I don't care,
I don't like him.

Who was it that fp'd his picture shit?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)
# a mod, i would presume.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Ha. Funny.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:20, archived)
# i am comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# "Make us laugh or make us say, "Wow!" and your picture stands a good chance of being approved."
His wobbling Tutu-head probably made a mod laugh.

Mofaha's really nice & friendly though! You might not like what he makes, but I'm baffled at your hostility to someone who never says anything mean. Everyone's entitled to their opinion of course, I just find this one quite bizarre.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Oh, I like his stuff.
But he's a judgemental prick.
He's threatened to use "drastic action" to stop me replying to KK ever because he thinks I'm stalking her.
But I don't want to get into that, I'm risking my account.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)
# oh, well...i don't either. i don't know nuffink about any of it.
anyway, each to their own, as I said - i'm not playing thought police. :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Yeah
I expect he has me on ignore anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# There's no smoke without big fuck-off flames.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)
# I asked her if she had msn..?
Is that a crime nowadays?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# I doubt that is the whole story.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)
# I asked more the once because I was drunk and no-one was online.
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:03, archived)
# I really don't give a shit to be honest
and don't bother getting snotty with me, you ain't even got the busfare.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# You got yourself involved.
But I don't give a shit about *that*, because I'm going to save you the trouble of telling me to, and just fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# its not about
the comments
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# It's about being called Monkeon!
Fair enough,all his stuff is worth FP-ing, but the Mods could wait until it got on the popular page at least.

It just seems a tad unfair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# bloody hell, that was quick
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# ^This^

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# i'd just gone to the front page first
and then the main board. i got confused when i saw the same image right at the top of the board
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Monkeon owns the front page.
What he posts goes straight up.

But I don't mind, it's usually good... like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# If I was playing hangman and someone had Peter Sissons
I would be vexed
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# I would be impressed by the randomness.
I have always favoured parsely as my word, as it always ends in arse being the first 4 letters found.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Hmm...
..."Scunthorpe" might be interesting, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# only if you mis-spell it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Shhh.




Fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)
# woo!
and indeed yay, for centipedes

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# My Chemical Romants
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)
# I really
like that. gonna goth LJ meme it. hope you don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# all of the below.
funny.
funnie.
fun-eye.
fun-why.
all of the above.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# peter sissons, er cissons, er fugit
classness!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Life imitates art...


News: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/7118802.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# He'll do himself in with his claws!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Obviously a slow news day at the Beeb...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha! Barkshire!!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# ^ both of these
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# hah
i just spat on my screen at that :D
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# hehehe
chocolate labrador
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Hooray for custard!

Yay new character! And a lady-type no less!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Wants custard gun
and yay for bald ladies
(That Random Guy, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# He looks unimpressed
Would he like me to represent him? I'm sure I could threaten someone, somewhere with something I have no authority over
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Bugsy Malone
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# But you won't be able to see the custard
on the yellow man!!!

Try using a red man!

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Incidentally...
The template for the custard coloured guy is the red one...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't BEAR it
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Is that Courtney Love's hand?



again
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# at work and on a roll
not got much to do sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Huh?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# End of day doodle.
"Hi, there"

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Crikey... if that's how he says hello...
how does he say goodbye?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Other end.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# O_o
I think I'll just avoid him altogether...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Ewww.
Tugurlz Wonkup, the Gutretch Ambassador.

With these chocolates, he is spoiling us.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# that's for tomorrow, i hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# 2 ambassadors
1 cup
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# And what a fine pair of breasts to slobber allover.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Uncontrollable hentai juices explosions time!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# ^ this

more.. MORE... MORE!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# I worry about how the Spluffian ambassador says hello
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# On the hoof...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# mmm slimey
I greet people in the same way...
(That Random Guy, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Who can blame him ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Interesting - that's my preferred form of greeting, as well!
Granted, I don't get out much...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Dare I say it...

'spit' or 'swallow'?
(Art $avage Misses his old roommate., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 7:01, archived)
# Hayden Panettone


Looking very edible.
(Capricorn20, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# She don't need to be a cayke
for me to eat her!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Face it . . .
she did . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Oooo....
Wicker Woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Ooooooooooooh!
That's nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Hurrah for those line-art filters. :D
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Pffft
I've got nothing against filters as such, but this isn't one :)
Photoshop (pre-shopped the source photo) --> Corel Painter (Barbed Wire Pen! Hooray!) --> Photoshop (post-shopped the Painter output)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Just kidding.
I could tell it wasn't really.

Splendids!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Why you....
*shakes fist like Grandpa Simpson*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Mummy..
Nice, Have a click.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Brilly!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Luffly. Mr arty-man.
As always
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Barb Wire?
Wasn't that some awful tripe of a film with that future crone Pamela Anderson?

This, however, is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Good angle !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Kinda like the view our hero Alex has
in A Clockwork Orange when being put through his series of tests following the Ludovico Treatment.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# bloody hell
thats amazing :D wow!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# set it on fire!
vey good.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# This is amazing
I would love to know how you have done this!

Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Hit the orangutan, and win a kewpie doll.


Six darts for a dollar. Hurry.. hurry.. hurry!!
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# RIGHT NO MORE OF THESE
I'm having a temporary breakdown, normal service will be resumed shortly.....


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# sql humour
xkcd.com/327/
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Tsk
That doesn't follow standard SQL conventions! Uppercase your keywords young man!
(Potatoman, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# SQLsnob
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)

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