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just a little titbit on being swallowed into a beta concentration camp

My official excuse is naivity. so bugger off.
heres one i actually made meself ELITISTS!!!!!

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(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:52, archived)

1. Hello again

2. Too big
3. b3ta is spelled with a "3"
4. Read the Faq please
5. ...
6. profit

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:53, archived)

Urgh

I've spent enough time on 4chan now to think that I can't see the majority of the posts in a thread, and I'm surprised when the Reply button only reduces the number on screen :(

(askham, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:57, archived)

I keep wanting images to be enlarged when I click them.

But it passes.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)

all guns blazing!

woo! keep it up!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:54, archived)

If it's Ok with you

I won't bugger off.

A lot of us get severe bummings after our first posts. We laugh and move on.

I suggest you do too.

By the way still images really should be under 50kb.

I suggest you really do read the faq before posting again.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)

it's not about elitism.

B3ta is for showcasing your wares, talent is not required. It is definitely not a place for posting 'look folks, I found this, ON THE INTERNET' because we have all seen it and some of us made it. Just please take the time to familiarise yourself with the faq and try and post within those guidelines and you will be welcome. Welcome anyway, you have been bummed by b3ta, it's happened to us all.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)

here

here

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:58, archived)

hear

hair

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)

ear hair

eewww

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)

hear

air

you heard!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)

hare hare hee hiar hear

there really is nothing like a firm
carrot...

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)

where?

WHERE?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)

there

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:20, archived)

ahh

*enlightens self*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:22, archived)

Especially me.

By you. :P

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)

yes

endorses this comment

(George W. Bush invading your country on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)

I agree; talent is not required

and I should know! But by reading the rules, ignoring the cliquey groups and staying the hell out of /talk, I've made some friends here, I hope.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)

You have talent

So nyer.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)

you have indeed.

but then you have tits and that's always an advantage when needing friends ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:15, archived)

Well I only have 2

and I'm not sure that's enough to go around. So hopefully it's more than that ;o)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:20, archived)

more than enough for

a man of my humble tastes. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:34, archived)

naivity + faq = solution

PS it's here - www.b3ta.com/features/faq/

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:57, archived)

hey baby

more hollys on the board i see

the board is full of holly for christmas :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)

Tis the season

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)

i'm jolly

you?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:07, archived)

superawesomehappytimes

even if the photography I'm doing at the mo says othrwise

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:14, archived)

indeed

looks like good shit

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:19, archived)

How utterly hatstand!

It's still a weeny bit too big, but not that much, and certainly a huge improvement. So you can stay.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:56, archived)

After a mini-bumming

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)

Naturally :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)

I never got a mini-bumming :'(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)

because

your first post was good

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)

YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS!

YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

ALL I WANTED WAS A LITTLE BUTT SECKS.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:02, archived)

you're right, i don't remember what it was

but i do remember that yoyu got many impressed replies.

you never even asked for bumsecks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)

he was too shy

go figure.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:10, archived)

damn these anal virgins!

is a cock up the arse not good enough for them?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)

Nobody said I hadn't been bummed before.

However, out of the b3tans, I've only had a quickie from micto.

But then who hasn't...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:20, archived)

aaawwww

*dons strap-on*
*bums vigorously*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:29, archived)

I don't think I did actually..

Because I didn't start a thread, it was just thrown into an existing one.

*runs off to the glassco.cx to check*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:11, archived)

i could swear

you did

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:13, archived)

I got two replies =]

One from heffrey, one from eagle.

I wasn't very creative in those day though

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:15, archived)

hmmm

i must be getting confused in my old age:)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:31, archived)

Hmm.

I seem to remember replying to something of yours early on. Don't remember what it was specifically, but I remember thinking the kid has some talent. Let's see some more!

And holy crap, have we seen more!
kidding, MrPineapple! I love about 94.3% of what you make for us. And when I say I love it, I mean I love it HARD.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:37, archived)

you're far too talented

we quietly despise you.

your day will come.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)

You could always link to somebody else's work

That might help.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)

*claims that every picture I posted was actually made by someone else*

*bends over and prepares*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)

Now, Mr Pineapple

Mr PineappleA bumming just isn't effective if the bummee is prepared.
There's just no fun in it at all.

Pull up your trousers and wait your turn.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)

*pulls up trousers and sulks*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:19, archived)

CRIMINY LADS

i was only kidding. thought this place was a bit more open minded then that.I shall read the faqs etc etc. jebus.

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)

Ha, and mine was a fluffy response

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:02, archived)

So was mine.

I'm sure she'll like it here, though :)
Most of us are a fluffy bunch anyway.

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)

we're all

kittens, don't give up, it's the only way

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:07, archived)

just

typing under the last response i see....shit im going to get flagellated again for that arent i??? foooooook.

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)

Hahahaha, nah

It's the start of the month, b3ta must be on the blob

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:11, archived)

les crimson tide

of snurfing.

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:23, archived)

no, you'll be fine now

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)

we may be kittens

but abuse is purely for pleasure, keep going !

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:13, archived)

this is some of the most constructive abuse i've seen in ages.

and fairly light on the fail images.

she's ours now, there's no escape. although agnes mcshite seems to have been true to her word and left the fold.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:18, archived)

scroll down for a large penis

Aye, there no harm in taming the shrews

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:27, archived)

you'll soon catch on

and then your life won't be your own :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:15, archived)

now if you'd posted that first of all...

reception would've been a little bit better
welcome to b3ta. more of this stuff, less of the other thing
it's still a bit big, but i really haven't the energy after all that...

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:57, archived)

I'm sorry you feel that way.

Very rarely are anybodys' first posts their proudest moments. Just relax, hang out a bit, and get the feel of the place.

And not to get on a soapbox about it, but the FAQ suggests a still image size limit of 50k.

Welcome to b3ta. Pull up a kitten, shop a chair, you'll never want to leave...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:57, archived)

I'm tired of

being here on this hill. No-one lives to be three hundred years. Like the way it used to be. I think they were giants.

Hurrah! Hurrah for wool shop fifties line managers

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The Neville What what what, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:58, archived)

I concur

with the pepperpot above.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)

Hurrah, you're getting it.

It may well be elitism, but if you'd read the FAQ before hand, like it suggested when you signed up, it could've been avoided.

Best to put it behind us and enjoy some fun photoshops, I think.

Hello!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:58, archived)

I'm going to bed.

*rubs temples*

I'm smashing Reservoir Dogs in the Dvd player if anyone fancy's it.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:58, archived)

bless ya heart

so near but...
this is good.

the site is hardly elitist, you'll find a lot of very funny original stuff that is bouncing around cyberspace originated here.
i even found one of mine, for the first time, on another site today and better still it was still tagged.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)

congrats to you!

~~Most~~ all of mine is too shite to go viral like that.

What was it?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)

this

www.joe-ks.com/archives_mar2007/PolarBearParty.htm

it's hardly viral, i spotted it whilst searching google for more polar bear pics to make a repeat
my christmas version from last year is better i think
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/chillinchristmas10.gif

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)

Don't remember that

tis lovely though!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)

it's still above the 50kb for non animations

*hides*

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)

dance for me, new person

it's your initiation. honest. would i lie?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)

honest as the day is long Mr Spacefish is.

Of course, it's the shortest day of the year soon, but that's just a coincidence.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:10, archived)

its so very american generic college humour, initiations.

should i run around wearing a toga anddrink some generic beer?

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)

only if you can manage it wearing a beattie costume,

with teh fear hanging out yer arse and shouting 'HI COCKALORUM' at strangers in Sainsburys. Yes, that works for me.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:21, archived)

monkey beer is what you need

www.b3takit.co.uk/page4.htm

don't ask for i haven't a clue, but you'll see these memes cropping up from time to time.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:21, archived)

aaah.

the great zeitgeist on tinterwebules.

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:29, archived)

i have no response to this.

mostly because i only recognise some of the words.

and i'm off to bed now so night,night holly69
and night,night b3ta, play nicely.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:34, archived)

holly 69

cunt.

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:48, archived)

we're not elitists...we're just better than you! ;)

honestly though...drop the attitude, pull up a kitten and make yourself at home

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:33, archived)

This.

The funny bit is he is actually an IT consultant.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:52, archived)

Pfft

win!

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:52, archived)

Badum-Tsch!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:52, archived)

...

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)

classic!!

my ma's best joke, but with ducks..

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:53, archived)

It was a

bricklaying duck, I think when I first heard it.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:54, archived)

damn right!

and something to do with a circus??? Tres woo Ms Sundae

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)

when i heard it

it was a plasterer

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)

haha

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:54, archived)

Pfffft!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)

Haha!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)

Hahaha

Yay!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)

hahaha

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:56, archived)

Oh Boris

CFBigger

(askham, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:43, archived)

How very unusual

And ver' woo!

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McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:43, archived)

boris gnopson?

imrovement.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:43, archived)

burn it with...

oh, looks like someone already did
(an excellently realistic gnops-style modification. i *click* it HARD)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:44, archived)

Boris

Weston?

/edit: w/y/h!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:46, archived)

yeah, that's the overall feel

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:48, archived)

well

I feel teh sick

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:50, archived)

Argh!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:45, archived)

Ah!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:45, archived)

* hurrrps

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:45, archived)

that is great

and i like it.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:46, archived)

That's a great gnops

Most gnops seem to be pictures of outer faces embiggened and the smaller pic plonked back on.

This looks more erm natural :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:46, archived)

I concur with

the sexpot above.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:47, archived)

*looks around*

'lo you!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:52, archived)

'ning chuckles

*waves**

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:57, archived)

Natural

if your mum took certain drigs in teh '70s

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:52, archived)

No, you silly

you sillyNot my mum I did.
I am not talking porkies either

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:58, archived)

Today's newspapers really pissed me off.

Covering last night's Zeppelin concert. Quotes from nappy wearing 20-30 year olds talking about how it was the best thing they have aver seen and that Led Zeppelin are just as good as the 70's. FUCK OFF, you weren't even a sperm in the 70's.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:08, archived)

shopped pics only please

woo yay!

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:47, archived)

Oh my!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:48, archived)

HAHA!

Fuck yeah!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:49, archived)

This is my favourite thing.

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:52, archived)

ha ha! Jackie Chin!

chin chin chin chin chin chin, etc...

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:57, archived)

he looks

the slightest bit like david cameron like that

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)

*fears*

Cocking ace =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:49, archived)

What is this Omploader?

and it's weird file types!!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:54, archived)

It belongs

to a friend of a friend of a friend, and suddenly I can't access my own ftp server so went for the quickest option.
It's not that bad, I was quite surprised when I could img tag to the pic,

(askham, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:56, archived)

What is the file type?

My Photoshop can't identify it!

I was waiting for it to animate at first so I thought I'd do it quickly......

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)

its a JPG

but omploader makes a tinyurl style eunuch-image. save it as .jpg and you should be fine

(askham, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)

FUCKING WEIRD

(AshTeamRacing, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:51, archived)

No idea.

Edit: there we go.

Edit2: I demand you all correct your posts so that it looks like i never spelt Aga wrong.

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:32, archived)

Mmmmm. Agar.

That stuff always made me hungry.

Did you mean 'aga'?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:34, archived)

I'll never forget a cartoonstrip in a newspaper years and years ago with scientists dancing and singing to 'We're in the Money'

We are the aga.
We are below par.
We need a research grant.
To help us on our way.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:39, archived)

that's what I thought.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:40, archived)

How terribly embarassing

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:34, archived)

Goodnight you!

I'm off to do sleeping and whatnot.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:40, archived)

Night little Wheelybird!

Extra hugs for you

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:41, archived)

Make sure you wash your hands after the whatnot.

...and don't use the curtains!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:42, archived)

pull the oven one!

hohoho, tip top

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:34, archived)

the range

of jokes here... cooking with gas, ahem, i mean wood..

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:40, archived)

a gelatinous substance chiefly used as a culture medium for microbiological work?

foolish indeed ;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:35, archived)

heheh!

Is it AGA or AGA?

Wait, what? ;)
Actually, it's not loading for me now. Could just be me though.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:35, archived)

AGA

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:38, archived)

Damn,

I wish I hadn't used up the Doo Doo Doo joke down there now.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:39, archived)

also available in the special edition:

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:43, archived)

Isn't agar that stuff you put in petri dishes ;)

still made me chortle though
EDIT: pass the mind piss
Never had an Aga, but did have an old Regent in a house I was in some years ago
it was quite ~~cool~~ good

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:35, archived)

That's what I was thinking..

Some kind of seaweed stuff if I'm not mistaken

This is still woo thought =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:37, archived)

Seaweed stuff?

Isn't that carageenan?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:41, archived)

or is it seaweed?

Dilemmas of sceince! ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:49, archived)

i'm sure it's Aga

(dogof2head, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)

actually it's an Aga

( sorry, could not help myself ) WOO! ( has an aga )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:36, archived)

What's the attraction of an Aga*?

* doo doo doo push pineapples shake the tree

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:37, archived)

Bully =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:39, archived)

*pushes*

*pulls back*
SavedYerLife!

Ah, memories.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:41, archived)

I remember those days =]

*does it to every person I know for the next week*

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:42, archived)

Hehehe

Agas look good and you can get them in lovely colours.
/girlie

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:41, archived)

The only attraction as far as I can tell

is that it keeps the fucking wife from constantly bitching about 'wanting an aga'.
It also keeps your kitchen really, REALLY toastie, especially in fucking summer.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:42, archived)

my aunt was telling me of a couple she knows

who live in georgia (usa, not the one in the caucasus) and who decided they simply must have an aga
it being fairly southerly, they've had to to install about the world's kickassest air conditioning system just so they don't die from the heat
they aren't really helping the image of americans as extravagantly wasteful

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)

I'm just so very ashamed of my countrymen sometimes.

Nitwits, that couple.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)

i wouldn't worry about it.

britain has plenty of complete fuckwits itself, and i consider them none of my responsibility

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)

ah piss.

Just put some tippex on your screen, itll be fine.

(

Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:37, archived)

sexy

shading dude, major woo!

(

SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:41, archived)

done.

thanks for that fantastic tip! ( as the actress said to the bishop )

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:43, archived)

You have one?

What are you, filthy rich?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:42, archived)

erm

yes.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:45, archived)

Oh.

Can I be your friend?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:46, archived)

is there going to be any sex?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:48, archived)

Hahahah

Yes!

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:37, archived)

It is spelt

'AGA'

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:38, archived)

Thankyou

(

Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:38, archived)

Gaaaaah!

It's an upper-middle class cyborg!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:38, archived)

hahaha

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:39, archived)

aga...

do, do, do, push pineapple shake the tree...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:38, archived)

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP PUSHING ME

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:40, archived)

ha!

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:41, archived)

I'm being pushed and laughed at =[

What has become of b3ta?!

*sobs in a corner*

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:43, archived)

*hugs*

aww, poor pineapple!

*pushes again*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:45, archived)

joins in the japery

poor pineapple

*push

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:48, archived)

:'(

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:48, archived)

heheh

you love it really

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:50, archived)

Shush, I don't want everyone to find out =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:57, archived)

CAUSE YOU'RE CLOSE TO THE.. EDGE

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)

1920's slapstick

modrington: that's a spicy meatball

i158.photobucket.com/albums/t109/hollyfivephotobucket/68533630.gif

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:22, archived)

uh-oh

(

Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:22, archived)

holy hoopla!

me likey, but might not

(

SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:22, archived)

is it Tuesday?

FFS

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

Sorry.

Times like this board nazis can fuck off, the post is utterly brilliant. Yeah it's a big file, this is 2007, get a decent internet connection/job.

Woo!

(

Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:27, archived)

Alternatively,

you could fuck off.

People might be looking at this on their internet phones. This is 2007, get some up to date technology.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:30, archived)

Thank you, I forgot about that.

I often browse b3ta on my XDA and it's costly enough.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:31, archived)

I've got a 10MB cable connection thanks

and made no reference to the file size. However seeing as you want to direct the nazi comment I shall say this. I don't make the b3ta faq, I do however read it and know not to piss people off by flaunting it. The other thing I will say is that taking a video clip from a silent comedy movie and making it loop is no kind of talent. Even if it were some kind of talent it's not the OP's because it's not his.

Edit: get a decent job? I retired 7 years ago and could probably buy your fucking council estate.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:31, archived)

Connection speed isn't the problem.

Monthly transfer limits + b3ta is risky business at the best of times.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:31, archived)

Fuck you and pay for my internet bandwidth then you fucking prick

or are you a fucking student living off mummy

Can you imagine the board with 2mb fucking posts everywhere and the assortment of similar reposts?

A harsh place board would be

Twat

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:31, archived)

Some might say it was harsh now,

sire.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:36, archived)

then we shall

cunt them in the fuck! ;) 'ning squire.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:37, archived)

*doffs feathered cap*

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:38, archived)

Nah

If you join a graphics-based website then get to grips with the foundations; ie: it's not going to work if everyone throws out 'save for web at maximum' or 2mb gifs in this context. The board would grind to a hault, even for most users on broadband, or become pointlessly expensive to simply have a b3ta laugh. That was funny but pointlessly large, the remark about being a board nazi was fucking daft

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:42, archived)

i would also add

that if your animation is reaching megabytes in size, then it's probably just too big and long to really suit the animated gif format anyway.

You should probably think about making it a flash animation, or uploading to youtube or something.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:53, archived)

All of the above

but with added extra large feck off.

I have a 4mb connection but unfortunately it's restricted to 3gb per month. That is not a lot.

And I don't have a choice.

The guidelines exist for a reason whether you like them or not agree with them or not is not the issue.

As far as getting a job? Pfff. Pasanonic summed it up nicely.

We are not all penniless students.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:38, archived)

one 2mb post you might get away with

imagine if every post was as bloated as that
even with decent broadband, it'd be like trying to read b3ta back on dialup again. it was that whole 'not worth the wait' shit that put me off the site for ages

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:42, archived)

sheise

what did i do FOR CHRISTS SAKE!

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:42, archived)

Its a very large filesize, that's generally frowned upon here

Have another read of the faq and have a look at Lemonys optimisation guide to see where you went wrong.

Don't be disheartened, we all make mistakes.

*remembers her .bmp incident*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:44, archived)

i once tried to post my zebra on the board

we all had a good laugh about that one.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:45, archived)

Except the Zebra.

He's dead now.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:48, archived)

ha!

genius.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:50, archived)

i bet he's laughing up in zebra heaven.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:50, archived)

You posted a 2MB picture

when we really try to keep them no bigger than 250KB.

It's a bit of a faux pas and the people on b3ta like nothing better than shouting at faux pas.

[edit] I always have to wonder about people who post a picture to complain about a picture that is too big. They clearly just enjoy moaning without really understanding the reasons they are doing it.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:45, archived)

It's a cue to throw a bit of humour into the situation.

methinks.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:51, archived)

It does make me laugh

but maybe not in the way intended.

I just find it amusing when somebody posts a 200KB animated gif to complain about a picture that strayed a few KB over the limit.

Way to reduce the download burden for everyone.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)

also you never made the image

the board is for original content only, not stuff you found.
better luck next time

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:48, archived)

also, did you actually make it yourself?

if you did, it's very good but insanely big.
if you didn't, this board is for stuff you make yourself

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:48, archived)

yes!

if a big large

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

you have successfully posted the largest picture ever.

might want to have a quick read of the faq.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

i've got

the biscuits

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:24, archived)

1. Read the faq

2. OPTIMISE
3. Welcome to b3ta, you're about to be mauled.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

you didn't make this

therefore delete it now, before the mods do.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

i quite like the loop though

has a ghosty feel to the final victim.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:24, archived)

it's bloody good

and it's creator deserves high praise, i'm trying to remember where i saw this a month or so back.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:26, archived)

I've seen it too!

*racks brains*

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:31, archived)

found it!

weirdweirdworld.com/browse/tag?name=boxen

it's bloody everywhere, i remember i spotted it on fishki.net

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:38, archived)

I've not seen that there!

I can't find mine though but did find loads of good sources!

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:43, archived)

No it doesn't

I'd know!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:26, archived)

Arf.

Try to make the filesize smaller though.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

Newbie

poosday

(

SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

Golf club isn't really that big.

what do I know though, I hate golf.

(Bramo plotting to take over the world since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:26, archived)

they've got really small golf balls,

in fact, they're just frozen peas.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:28, archived)

And toothpick clubs?

(Bramo plotting to take over the world since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:30, archived)

yup.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:35, archived)

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:33, archived)

damn.

i knew someone would've done it biggar 'n' better

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:34, archived)

I'm simply

directing people to your post.

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:36, archived)

0 kb?!?!

MUST be science

(

McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:35, archived)

It's the SCIENCE of .htaccess!

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:38, archived)

gas works

and caravan site.

classy :)

(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:37, archived)

"Well at least we got the bigger dressing room."

"What, bigger than the puppets?"

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:40, archived)

Hahaha!

*jazz odysseys*

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:46, archived)

He's a naawty one

Saucy Jack

(

Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)

1952.59 kB?

Oh dear

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:24, archived)

I was wondering why it hadn't loaded

I was curious as to the actual filesize, but it's nowhere near cached yet =S

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

30 years late.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

That's gotta be some kind of record.

Well a close second to that guy that posted the internet.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

My bad...

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:26, archived)

Did I hear you saying to fucking gig to that old woman?!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

Every time I see that

it isn't...

..I call jinx.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:28, archived)

Or is it a great device

To stop dirty thread deleters.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

Well,

when a thread is actually deleted, you wouldn't see it.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:42, archived)

Of would you

/tree falling in a forest blog.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:46, archived)

I say this supports my theory.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)

You give Hollys a bad name

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

SHOT THROUGH THE HEARRRRRT

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:26, archived)

and i love the name Holly!*

*100% Fact

(

Punked I Love Vectors, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:26, archived)

Hurray!

Hollys love you too

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:27, archived)

Hurrah!

You're buddies.

*runs*

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

Pfft

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:32, archived)

so easily flattered...

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

I's proud of my roots

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:37, archived)

Hmmmm

My ex is called Holly, 2 of my brothers girfriends were Hollys and we have a Holly at work that I don't get on with that well. Somehow i'm pretty sure Holly's don't love me!

(

Punked I Love Vectors, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:30, archived)

I used to know a girl called Holly.

She was well fit.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:33, archived)

It was probably me

...

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:41, archived)

^This

One of my favourite names

(

ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:30, archived)

yey

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:28, archived)

Hahaha

you must feel tarnished in some unknown way

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:28, archived)

I do

sort of...greasy :(

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

That was Boni Jovi wasn't it?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

What, like Barry?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

Hahaha

EXACTLY like Barry

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:34, archived)

that's almost 2 meg

'resists nazi picture postings'

(

McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

i like this

could you make it smaller, or a link, so i may continue to like it?

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

Time to upgrade the broadband

Must be Tuesday

(

BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:26, archived)

I think that's a case of

All units!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:27, archived)

happy 0th b3taday!

i'm guessing i won't get the chance next year

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:28, archived)

Best MOD edit ever.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

hello

Hello Dear
how are you today hope all is well with you;
I am a girl of intergrity and A girl who is full of knowledge and understanding ,who cares everything about love and cares without cogitating on the other part of it .my name is miss jane i just went through your profiel at (www.b3ta.com) i have no option than letting you know that am intrested in having relactionship with you, I am a girl filled up with the real sense of belonging and cares to to be treated with sincerity and humbleness .I love playing games with friends and also reading about reasonable things that will have a lot to do with the real life.So if U are intrested plz Email me on address
([email protected]) so that i will tell you more about me and send you my picture,
thanks and God bless you,
yours Sincerely,
jane,
(I'm new! janebabe,

(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:30, archived)

Yep

www.b3ta.com/board/7858377

(

ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:31, archived)

I got one of those

today, first time i eve got spammed on b3ta

(

SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:31, archived)

they haz

teh b3ta uplaod codez!

(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:35, archived)

Teh b3ta uplaod codez?

cockrabbits! tehy msut dei

(

SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:37, archived)

ha!

I'm glad I don't get GAZ'd

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:33, archived)

It's so big,

I had to use four of these...

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

Hahahaha!!

(

McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:36, archived)

G'ning.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:20, archived)

Ning!

And awwww, he am lully

(

McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:21, archived)

His name's Gus.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:21, archived)

*strokes screen*

Aww =[

I thought he was coming to see me =[

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:21, archived)

He's climbing out of the screen

to purr at you until you feed him.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:22, archived)

*fetches the cat food*

My cat can go hungry, she sucks anyway.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:28, archived)

That's ace :)

'Ning sirrah!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:22, archived)

Wotcha.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

lully!

(

SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:24, archived)

Ceiling kitty is still lurking

being sinister

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:26, archived)

i has one of those

it is currently asleep on my good leather swivel chair, after gettinfg in the butter and eating it, the little shit

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:28, archived)

Hahaha

Cats are great.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

not when they're waking you up

at 6 a.m.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:43, archived)

(

Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:10, archived)

YAAAAAY!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:10, archived)

i want these

on my living room wall, now!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:11, archived)

CDFS =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:11, archived)

Crudely drawn flying sausages?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:14, archived)

awwww

these are lully

(

McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:13, archived)

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:15, archived)

That's a rather obscure signiture there young fella mi lad!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:18, archived)

You can talk, mister "Gaz me ito" =P

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:20, archived)

Well I'm still waiting for Ito to gaz me!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:21, archived)

mental

lentils

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)

The world demands the desktop!

wooooo!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:18, archived)

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/959/1197411839/peacesausages1024.jpg

(

Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

Thanky:)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:30, archived)

Excellent

*hides in non-apparent hedgerow*

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

windows xp backdrop :D

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

*BLISSS*

(

Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

flyver pølser!

(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:37, archived)

Work work work...

(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:56, archived)

Looks like science to me

I like it

(

McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:58, archived)

Definitely more to do with SCIENCE™ than science I feel.

AND HELLO EVERYONE

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:02, archived)

HELLOES

I notice you have trademarked science, I feel this will aid us in the quest for answers

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McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:04, archived)

Unfortunately, I haven't trademarked science.

Just SCIENCE™

It is not a quest for answers I'm afraid, it is the quest for questions.

Most of those questions are "wtf?!" but hey =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:05, archived)

this is science

(schnurricane, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:15, archived)

This is SCIENCE™

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:18, archived)

I made a banner :)

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:05, archived)

YES!

'searches for more brandow'

'delivers'

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McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:07, archived)

AAAAAND

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McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:10, archived)

Woo! Those are going up now.

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:14, archived)

Huzzah!

what's that music playing on the Brandow site matey?

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McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:15, archived)

On the front page?

Insterstellar Overdrive (It was Shuya's hotmail address, I deemed it appropriate)

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:19, archived)

good stuff : D

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McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:20, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:38, archived)

utterly hatstand

but i likes it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:01, archived)

Pfft!

TJ: b3ta.com/links/Koit_Eddsworld_Collab
Koit/Eddsworld collab on Youtube!

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:01, archived)

You little whore =]

I already saw it on dA..

*watches again*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:02, archived)

Cor!

That's a neato
(saw it earlier but woo again!)

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McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:04, archived)

This makes no sense.

*click*

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:05, archived)

hehehe

In other news...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:09, archived)

yay!

she's got great boobs

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:10, archived)

She?

Oh, I thought that it was Ghostie on a Saturday night out.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:11, archived)

You're obviously not drinking enough beer young man!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:13, archived)

I'm working at it.

But I've had family visiting, interrupting beer and wow.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:18, archived)

What server you on?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:19, archived)

Aszune.

I did make a toon on your server, I've just not had the time to play it. I'll get some time in after this week and contact you. Just finishing a contract for BA Friday then my time is once again my own.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:52, archived)

and a completely flat head

sorry, too lazy to print out & make it myself. especially if i've got to add extra crepe paper. may as well get those nimble-fingered sweatshop labourers to do it for me
still ace, though

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:13, archived)

I'm going to have to do some more work tomorrow

I misread crepe paper. Took ages to wipe off.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:13, archived)

\o/

am it sexeh zombie lady time?

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McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:11, archived)

Cranbo

Click for bigger (185KB)

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The Neville What what what, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:47, archived)

*saves for future generations*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:48, archived)

Hello!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:50, archived)

Little Wheelybird!

Hello!

Hows the wonderful life of a freelancer?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:50, archived)

It's not bad,

thought I've not started the freelancing part yet.
I'm waiting until after the Christmasses!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:51, archived)

Hurrah!

So you're a sparrow of leisure?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:52, archived)

sort of.

Well yes. Though I'm doing my calendar and then I'll fill my day with website coding, so it's not the traditional, old-fashioned leisure where I sit around in a smoking jacket, reading and smoking a pipe.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:53, archived)

Life doesn't favour the leisurely any more

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:54, archived)

I know.

Perhaps I'll designate tomorrow as pipe/jacket day. But I want to finish the calendar this week. Oh dear! What's to be done? *flusters* *weeps*

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:56, archived)

Relaaaxxxxxx

Get up, have a leisurely morning and a nice cup of tea and a spot of lunch. Then do a bit of work, then have a nice cup of tea and possibly some cake, then do a little bit more work.

Then spend the evening reading and drinking more tea. Lovely.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:58, archived)

Spiffing!

*takes notes*

How's your own crazy world that you live in?
What sort of bouncy-joy things are you up to?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:00, archived)

Allsorts of nice things

Making chocolates and steady hand games, mostly

www.flickr.com/photos/sugarspunlovesyou/2094324782/

And lots of sleeping and working and happy times. Etcetera.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:02, archived)

joys!

I feel like I've been doing loads of the freehand electric things lately when I'm doing the colouring in the drawings with the stylus. I expect the computer to PARP! at me if I go over the lines.

Happy times sound like fun. Where can I order them from?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:05, archived)

They come free with tea and hugs

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:07, archived)

Hugs you say?

*Looks around anxiously for hugs*

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:08, archived)

*embraces with big wide open arms*

*squishes* (but gently because you're such a little wheelybird)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:10, archived)

I feel happy and relaxed now. I can drift off gently to sleep.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:13, archived)

*hugs*

*teas*
there you go, that should get you started!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:11, archived)

hugs and tea?

Can I keep you?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:14, archived)

do you

have chocolate?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:21, archived)

Hmm.

I think there are some Cadbury's fingers in a cupboard somewhere.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

yay!

*climbs in wheelybird's cupboard*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:26, archived)

How?

The sheer pace of it all frightens and bewilders.

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Woolworth Smells of festive spices, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:57, archived)

Same here

but at least you don't have to venture outside to the office

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:08, archived)

ahhahhahah!

Love it!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:50, archived)

Hurrah!

Hurrah for this.

I've been so busy with the calendar I've not had time to do a christmas card entry. :/

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:51, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:51, archived)

i imagine a depp playing burton santa would look like this.

it's very good, and made me smiiile.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:51, archived)

now, this is the kind of christmas tale

we should be telling the kids!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:54, archived)

Hahaha

You are clearly bonkers and utterly woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:55, archived)

need a lift ?

a lot less bovver than a hover erm wait a minute..

Original

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:42, archived)

yay!

Dodgems, I want one!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:44, archived)

But does it evade the congestion charge given it has no wheels?

Eh Ken?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)

Red Ken

he's proposing taxing urine next
taking the piss I say

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:47, archived)

You have an acute sense of perception, Agent HumanDescent..

unfortunately, i'm not going to be to hostile to the bloke, despite misgivings about some of his political leanings, given the thorough support he has given to the charity I work for, (etc)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:53, archived)

I read on Wikimisconceptionmedia

that he is a cyborg sent back in time from
the future to increase awareness of Komputers

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:56, archived)

He is clearly uploading a nano virus TO THE ENTIRE WORLD

being at heart a barely-disguised borg

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:03, archived)

*squints*

is that your naked self in the reflection?

wooyay! sir/madam/tiny squid

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)

if i where a band

that would be my wagon. ment in a positive way. *click*

(Spng, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)

This is much too good

Please take it back.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)

whee!

floaty shoe-car!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)

hello!

that's ace, it looks like clifford the big red dog.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:47, archived)

blimey.

this is rather splendid.

have we done a b3ta design a car challenge, sponsored by top gear.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:47, archived)

Ooooh

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:48, archived)

no we have not.

but we should!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:56, archived)

ooooo shiny!

*wants*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:57, archived)

If someone

wants to invest £10M in me I'm sure I could knock a few of these up. ( in a few weeks, then disappear on a canoe FTW! )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:01, archived)

if i had £10m

i would be living on a private island, driving a bugatti veyron

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:09, archived)

I'll even build you one of those

( out of cardboard, MDF, sticky back plastic and bricks ) and then myself be on an island ( sans canoe ) three hours after vehicle delivery.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:13, archived)

you could build one

out of the canoe

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:16, archived)

can

I have one for xmas

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:00, archived)

I refer the honourable gentleman

to the answer I gave earlier.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:01, archived)

that looks like a normal car

not a b3ta concept car.

personally i don't drive, i have no intention of learning to drive, cars and talk of cars, fuel prices, speed traps and all that old guff bores me witless.

oddly though i think top gear is the best thing on telly by miles, if only it had less cars in it.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:02, archived)

I'm pretty car nuts

and have squandered far too much on them ( and motorbikes, new hypermotard recently ) and the vehicle above was meant to look exactly like a production vehicle as I did not have b3ta in mind when I drew it. Had I thought more about it there would be more machine guns and ejector seats sponsored by Tuesday.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:05, archived)

it's a very well rendered facimile of an automobile.

alas that's as much as i'm qualified to say.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:09, archived)

that more than

suffices.
can we talk about my 410 BHP Nissan now?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:10, archived)

Tis a most excellent image

Personally, I find Jeremy about the most repugnant person on television, but can only marvel at the shear audacity and style he delivers yet more cock crap about noisy, smelly, and frequently lethal things called cars

but I took my hat off to the guy for his passionate promotion of Brunel on that best-Britain thingy a while ago, his delivery and context was simply brilliant

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:15, archived)

it's his repugnance and audacity i love

they make a fine double act.

that and the show is just marvellously silly, my comments about cars still stand, granted some are prettier than others but after that, who gives a toss

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:21, archived)

Agreed, Top Gear is tops

So good that girls can watch it

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:11, archived)

indeed

watch it and love it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

finally,

a chance for davew27 to shine

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:03, archived)

someone had best put it forward then.

i am perhaps not the best person though, see above, also i can do without the abuse from prodg69.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:07, archived)

*loves*

I WANT A HOVERCAR fucking Tomorrows World getting my hopes up at such a young impressionable age

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:47, archived)

Tomorrrows World = lies lies lies

and more lies
oh and lots of promises
living on the moon in 1992 !

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:49, archived)

I know!

I swear this is why there's so many people on antidepressants

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:51, archived)

tomorrow's world used to promise video phone calls too

and now they're here, no one wants them
that's your future for you

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:01, archived)

ramond baxter was a bastard like that.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:50, archived)

Smug informative lying bastard

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:51, archived)

want one!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:51, archived)

that

has a high degree of aceness
curse you and your still-excellent-even-outside-of-the-animal-kingdom ways

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:58, archived)

cor!

I want one!

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McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:59, archived)

Am it DaveW27 tiem yet?

I don't honestly sodding care if it is, I just fancied asking.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:59, archived)

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:01, archived)

Hi cockalorum to you!

Your woo is woosome.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:02, archived)

I've been trying to figure this out for a while.

Is "Hi cockalorum" when you woo someone's woo?

And if so, why? =/

[Edit] How rude, very nice vector, sir. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:24, archived)

It is a woo to a woo, yes

the origins are both arcane and shrouded in darkest mystery.
I really don't know why, all I know is...
...it is.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:25, archived)

The last time someone woo'ed a woo

lava emerged from my office floor

I was naturally a bit freaked out

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:27, archived)

I can imagine

Last time that happened to me, I had summoned the dark agents of the pit.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:29, archived)

We are then cautious on b3ta

and subscribe to safer options..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:31, archived)

I see.

It now makes complete sense...

*Is still mightily confuzzled*

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:32, archived)

This would be the earliest mention

of it on the board:

www.b3ta.com/board/108365

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:32, archived)

You are a time lord Mr Bob

or have the most fantastically crazy bookmarks any normal human being could dare to imagine ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:35, archived)

One can search the archives, you know.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:35, archived)

With such speed?

Golly, my ZX-81 does seem slow

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:37, archived)

lol your a povo innit

pmsl

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)

I used glassco.cx

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:36, archived)

Is this the same song?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuNZ7saZ7i0

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:35, archived)

B3ta's weirdness

never stops amazing me.

You're all a bunch of nuts...

Lovely people, but still nuts.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:36, archived)

i'm not nuts,

i'm condiments, i've been promoted ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:41, archived)

You shouldn't mention Nuts round here

that's a bit of a sore point with some boarders.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:42, archived)

Yay! We are a fantastic bunch of pueblo

CFB
Speaking of which, I came across ^ this afternoon in our photographic archives. The original Winnie the Pooh

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:44, archived)

nice work!

mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/Vectors/500.jpg

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:02, archived)

These are both class

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:02, archived)

Yay!

I have a photo of one of them that I'm going to vector, from a better angle, because my last one was somewhat lacking in character.

Have a gander at that

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:04, archived)

nice

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:14, archived)

It's lacking really

Not enough depth. My next attempt should solve that, got some side and interior on it, so I can make something of it.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:16, archived)

Oh yes

I likes that Mictofella

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:32, archived)

oooh

like that

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)

this is a bit good

what happened to dave?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:05, archived)

I've not a clue

I've been AWOL from b3ta for far too long, harassing christians on Yahoo answers and generally being ace at my degree.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:05, archived)

he got 'ignore'd

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:15, archived)

He's on /talk a lot these days

Along with a fair few other /boarders

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:18, archived)

he got run over

and has seen the light

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:29, archived)

sorry was down the board a wee bit and missed these answers

it's probably for the best, although i warrant he'll suddenly reappear he always does the minute i even so much as think about him.

it's witchcraft

see i told you, he appeared as i typed.
hi dave.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:35, archived)

I f5 /board every few minutes, but I don't post much

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:37, archived)

as long as you're still about that's fine

and i still say it's witchcraft or saucery or voodoo or something extraworldy.

also, where's m3essential i haven't seen him since the whole of california went up in smoke.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)

Eek, good point

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:49, archived)

fear not

i should have checked first. he last posted on dec 9th, the message smells of burning hair and is a bit singed but he made it out of the inferno.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:56, archived)

Hahaha

Oh good

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:57, archived)

I don't know

What did happen to dave?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:33, archived)

hold on, I'll go and ask him...

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:41, archived)

Who's Dave?

/ac

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:43, archived)

Woo!

My Moggy :)

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DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:05, archived)

NEEEENOOOOOOORNEEEEEEEOWWNNNNNNNNNNN!

That's ace on far too many levels!
I like moggies.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:06, archived)

It's a '58 overwintering in the garage

with, currently, no clutch.
But come summer, we'll be back on the road!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:08, archived)

I'd love a project motor like that

Maybe when I'm all grown up and can afford it.
I'd probably do up an old Triumph or an MG or sommat.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:10, archived)

YAAAY!

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:07, archived)

Who are you and what have you done to eclectech?

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:07, archived)

Muhahahaha!

cleccy's taking some time off, so I've raided her website.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:09, archived)

i thought that was the herald of an electech offspring announcement

but it's clearly not.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:08, archived)

I have news from the eclectech camp,

but I'm sure she'd rather I didn't steal her thunder.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:10, archived)

send word.

we need to know, never mind getting in touch with relatives, husbands and alike the /board needs to know.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:12, archived)

Exactly ^ this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:15, archived)

Ooh, I'm such a tease!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:18, archived)

Tell us!

Was it a penguin?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:19, archived)

Hahaha!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:19, archived)

Well, we expect nothing less

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:20, archived)

The pitter patter of tiny 'happy feet'?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:30, archived)

Hehehe

'ning TGA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:44, archived)

'ning fella :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)

Shiny, loving the background

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:07, archived)

I didn't MAKE the background, admittedly

I found it on creative commons and probably should've properly acknowledged it.
Does match the car well though.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:08, archived)

it does, therefore youmade the right choice, therefore well done

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:09, archived)

VICTORY

*waves flag*

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:11, archived)

tip top stuff

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:07, archived)

High praise indeed

from TSE, no less!

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:13, archived)

Some good old cars here

www.rareads.com/rareads/webauto.html

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:13, archived)

Wow

http://www.rareads.com/pages/13917.php

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:16, archived)

WOW indeed!

Plenty of HORSEpower there!

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:18, archived)

Yep

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:31, archived)

IT IS A CAR.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:18, archived)

IT'S RAPITINUI.

SAYING IT'S A CAR.

\0/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:20, archived)

IT'S MEDIOCRE.

SAYING IT'S RAPITINUI.
SAYING IT'S A CAR.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:22, archived)

>:3

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:29, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:30, archived)

That made me roffle all over my keyboard

I half expected to see "Copyright Baldmonkey of b3ta" printed on the bottom, based on its OMGRANDOMLOL levels

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:36, archived)

STALKINGCATWOMAN WANTS TO EAT THE STEAKPLANE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:37, archived)

that cat

is freaking me right out.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:32, archived)

JESUS CHRIST, A LION!

GET IN THE CAR!

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:34, archived)

That looks most excellent

Woo sir

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:26, archived)

you, sir, are one mighty hero of the arts!

Truly, you are a king amongst men!

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:28, archived)

does he owe you money?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:29, archived)

He liked my picture.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:29, archived)

i liked it too, but you never said nice stuff about me

but then i don't owe you money, you'll never get it back you know.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:32, archived)

I'm drawing a car right now

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:31, archived)

Watcha drawing davey?

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:37, archived)

Opel Monza

Because I was looking through my folder of cars source, and found one which looked pretty easy to draw

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)

thats

stunningly good

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:49, archived)

That's

Rather good.

My current Vector project is on layer 1889 and is really starting to annoy me because I want it finished

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Punked I Love Vectors, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:24, archived)

I know it's a photo and all that...

But can I get away with it because it's been so long?

I loves you all (almost) and all that

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:50, archived)

evening missy

of course you can get away with it

how's you?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:57, archived)

hurrah!

I'm splendid thankyou Toasty, full of home-made fudge. Nyom.

Hows you, Mr FP generator?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:00, archived)

cor! there's nothing better than home made sweets of any variety

I'm ok, making a prototype HT figurine at the moment which I will be giving away to a close friend as an Xmas present.

What you up to this evening?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:02, archived)

Awesome, home made christmas presents win

not a fat lot, some photos to be taken and some robot steady hand games to be made, otherwise I might get reacquainted with /board. I've missed it :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:03, archived)

I've got a Christmas card to make tonight as well

that I'll try and get printed up and sent out tomorrow. Just waiting for inspiration to strike...

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:05, archived)

*covers you in tinsel and sits you down in front of some Chris Morris-style telly*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:06, archived)

now THAT is a plan

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:12, archived)

*two thumbs fresh*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:14, archived)

you know the arcane secrets of home-made fudge???

i demand you tell me how to make it! i must know!!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:31, archived)

Its a piece of piss

using the nigella recipe, you need:

350g dark chocolate
a 397g can of condensed milk
30g of butter
and then whatever else you want. I went for raisins. Basically, stick the chocolate, butter and condensed milk into a bowl over a pan of boiling water. melt it all while stirring, then when thats done chuck in the raisins or whatever, mix it all together and pour it into a foil tray. Let it cool, then mark out the squares with a knife and put it in the fridge to set.

Nyom indeed, my friend

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:37, archived)

*glees*

i'm going to give this a trial run tomorrow, then, if all goes well, i shall make ample supplies for the yuletide festivities.

nyoms shall be heard throughout the land!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)

Hurrah!

This is exactly why I'm doing it, too poor for proper christmas presents this year.

I made truffles today too, though I fear they've gone a little wrong.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:41, archived)

i bought a scratchcard before

and won £20. i took advantage of festive 2for1 offers in my local shop and managed to get 8 christmas presents, a tub of butter, 2 bars of chocolate, a bottle of dr. pepper and 20 fags. my little win is the only reason my mum isn't getting a fruit cake for christmas!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:45, archived)

Haha, excellent

that's some good bargain hunting, this is :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)

i always try to get my pressies bought

2 weeks before christmas. people aren't last-minute shopping yet, so the stores are getting desperate, trying to outdo each other with offers. in a week, the prices will all shoot up again.
periodically, i will buy one present a week from summertime onwards, so i occasionally have an organised and stress-free christmas. it just isn't the same without the panic!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:52, archived)

mmmm, fudge!

and how do you pack it?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:55, archived)

*chortle*

Tightly.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:59, archived)

i just need to check

this isn't your suicide note you're posting is it, only if it is i'll get on the phone to the nice ambulance people.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:58, archived)

Ha, no no

I'm cheery as ever. Those are vitamin tablets.

If I took lots I'd have really really good skin.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:00, archived)

It's quite possible to OD on vitamins you know

/biomedical science blog

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:01, archived)

Oh my.

Good job I've forgotten to take them the past 2 days then

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:02, archived)

Yes

It's certainly a good thing.
The board would be poorer for your loss.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:07, archived)

Pfffft

~~poorer~~ slightly richer in puns

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:16, archived)

that's ok then

*hangs up

although you have to watch out, to many vitamin pills can also be bad, there is no substitute for a healthy diet. i find mostly tea and fags keep me in tip top shape. i haven't had so much as a sniffle for years.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:04, archived)

To be fair, this

(I've been reunited with lovely fags after a 3 week break. What the hell was I thinking?!)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:05, archived)

splendid.

*cough, splutter

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:10, archived)

Shhhh

So long as there's no blood, it's fine

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:17, archived)

That's a good rule of thumb

Applicable in so many of life's situations.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:53, archived)

no matter how long i look at it

all i see is 'urinary'

i am so immature

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:59, archived)

*giggles*

Yes, it's the main focal point for a reason.

Difficult to do dark and serious when you're giggling

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:02, archived)

I can't tell what it is exactly

but I like it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:00, archived)

Its mildly artsy jam-inspired photography

move along :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:04, archived)

*moves along*

;)

I've been doing some photo stuff too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:15, archived)

Eeeee, thats lovely

especially the two yellow umbrellas. Very nice, I'm loving all your mosaics

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:19, archived)

cheers m'dear!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:21, archived)

ning peeps

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:38, archived)

hehehe

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:40, archived)

Good one

*gibbers*

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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:42, archived)

Pfffft

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:47, archived)

but when they die the funerals are fun

nuts, whole hazel nuts!
huh! cadbury's takes them and they cover them in chocolate.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:48, archived)

hahaha!

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:49, archived)

I couldn't help myself...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:50, archived)

art therapy students are the worse, barking mad, the lot of them.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:53, archived)

hehehehe

(dogof2head, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:12, archived)

You sir are a credit to your race.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:52, archived)

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Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:27, archived)

Hahaha

Does it shit rampant rabbits?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:29, archived)

sometimes

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Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:30, archived)

If it blinked

like Feathers McGraw you'd be in like Flynn at Aardman.

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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:39, archived)

Hahahaha he's a cutie...

...sort of

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:47, archived)

and the best of it all

he doesn't eat much

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Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:50, archived)

Awwww!

Can I keep him Dad can I pleeeeeease?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:51, archived)

yes,

if you promise not to draw a mouth on him!

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Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:53, archived)

Hahahahaha

I'll feed him every day and give him lots of love and all that.

*chortle*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:54, archived)

splitzensausage!

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:49, archived)

ja!

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1365353836237246497

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Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:07, archived)

Sausagebird!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:02, archived)

This is what it makes me think

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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:21, archived)

kniht em sekam ti tahw si sihT

edit - *cough*

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:29, archived)

naem seham seod tahw

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:33, archived)

mahes?

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:34, archived)

RIS?

???

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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:37, archived)

ti tuoba kniht uoy fi drawrof thgiarts ytterp s'ti

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:39, archived)

*explodes*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:52, archived)

mahes?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:37, archived)

Yes,

mahes? The reversed text is no problem, I read doctors' handwriting regularly. He doesn't seem to mind.

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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:40, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:18, archived)

oh no!

COMPO IT!

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:18, archived)

It's not a christmas card:P

but on:p

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:19, archived)

'twas very funny, sir.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:20, archived)

She will love it very much

The little ho ho ho!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:20, archived)

...

you're digging yourself deeper into a large dark comedy hole

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:21, archived)

hehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:19, archived)

Hehehe!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:23, archived)

batteries included?

if not you can stick it where the sun don't shine,

anywhere north of watford.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:25, archived)

I know something at christmas that actually come with batteries

Or maybe Santa is usign a lil elf magic to poke his winkie through there.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:27, archived)

haha

nice.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:30, archived)

Ahahaha happy christmas little Katie!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:53, archived)

bindun...

http://www.redcode.nl/

(devilstick, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:12, archived)

ok ok ok OK!

They're all very good, just stop flooding the place.

edit - actually, i don't care. they're funny.

woo

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:13, archived)

Sorry sorry...

I should have posted them right away, not all at once :(

(devilstick, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:14, archived)

Posting loads of simplistically drawn pictures FTW!

Also Embarrassing deaths

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:15, archived)

MAKE MORE EMBARRASSING DEATHS!

YOU C!
:D

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:16, archived)

Meh.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:17, archived)

brilliant!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:15, archived)

Fetch!!

http://www.redcode.nl/

(devilstick, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:12, archived)

arf!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:17, archived)

(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:17, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:21, archived)

ooooh Ta!

(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:24, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:28, archived)

(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:35, archived)

am it deja vu tiem?

sorry riverghost

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:22, archived)

Why?

Mine was posted a minute before yours:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:30, archived)

I'm using your Quo based image

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:31, archived)

Quo you are too:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:34, archived)

I had to put em back in!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:40, archived)

hehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:24, archived)

'ning chaps, considering making a series of these, whatcha reckon?

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:10, archived)

we are amused

something about 'golden brown...'

and stuff about 'a royal we' and she should've done a 'royal flush' etc etc.

(dogof2head, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:13, archived)

her majesty never, ever shits

she has a servant to do that for her.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:21, archived)

that old bag.

Colostomy, to be exact.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:27, archived)

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