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# ...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I hope you're not going to sho use that picture in each individual layer.
if you carry on I'll ignore you AND THAT'S LIKE BEING SHOT
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)
# in the head, no less!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# i have no
head.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# i'm married too
i feel your pain :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# ALL YOUR LAYERS ARE BELONG TO US
got the arse?
got the goat?
got the woopsiedoodahs?

chump my nooberries.

will you weep if a map is non-forthcoming?

pity the foo-foo. i shall post every layer, but in a few days, as a gif.

whatever.minger.loser.getoverit.biatch.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# "whatever.minger.loser.getoverit.biatch"
wtf ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)
# ...
rub it in your tits

(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# haha this thread is becoming rapidly more entertaining by the second
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# cue M. Barrymore.
or catty tate.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# kettle?
KETTLE?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# i love your
anims.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)
# i love his nipple hairs
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Mictoboy
you are a great comfort to me
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)
# yeah
i should probably lose a cople of pounds
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)
# haha
how're you doing mate?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)
# knackered
i've just spent most of the day 'sorting' the garage and building a crate for our recycling
it's more of a mess in there than before, so i've got a few evenings of wading through it ahead of me
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I hate "easy" jobs that end up not "easy"
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)
# to be fair
this was always going to be a pig
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
# you're the one
you are the one

you're the one you are my toaster
i see you every morning
you are waiting by the kettle
your handle's made of plastic, but the rest of you is metal
i know that if i get some bread, and put it in the slots
that you will toast it perfectly
and i'll eat lots and lots
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I COULD TOTALLY STICK MY DICK IN THAT TOASTER RIGHT NOW
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
# also what the fuck are "nooberries" ?
does your post come with it's own babelfish ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# i invented that,
especially for that postage on this messagboardle.

nooberries are bollocks, i suppose, or nipples, or piles.

chump is eat, chomp, suck, lick.

what
e
vaarrrrr

(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)
# but surely that gets confusing if you say talk about the nooberries on your chest..
which could translate as you having bollocks or piles on your chest.












also you can get some cream for your piles from the chemist.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# why am I looking
at you hog? :)

(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# ^
X-D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# *flexes*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# *bulges*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# *vomits*
 
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:56, archived)
# *flaps*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
# very nice
woo yay
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Does he have his right hand
in a cat's ringpiece?

If so Woo
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
# don't we all?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# mine is in a badger's ringpiece right now.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)
# this is white and grey
i have just seen a chav roll a roll=up with one hand wtf!?!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# this is an ancient skill which I have only seen in pensioners.
usually whilst driving..

never mastered it myself.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# pictures of sonic were all the rage when i were a lad.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
# haha lovely
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# *prod*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# oh please, don't prod me
I'M JUST A FUCKING DELICATE FUCKING FLOWER

:(

hello
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I'M SO SOOOOOOORRRY !
helloooo
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)
# what's kicking
*demonstrates a kicking action, to emphasize question*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# fuck all, sadly, you ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I'm not up to much, incapacitated by several things including tiredness
I'm not long for this conscious world
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# awww poor thing
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# what're you upto this evening then
other than keeping b3ta warm
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
# not alot, just being generally hungover
and attempting a spot of vectoring.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# what you vectoring?
anything nice?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)
# francoise hardy
for mictoboy.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)
# HURRAH!
i love you n'all
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# this is ace
but why is there a black bar at the top
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Censorbee
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# He must have drawn it at 60Hz.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# oh dear
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# big
bob?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Beebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebee
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# *searches for off button*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Silly Muu,
Bees do not have off buttons.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# yes they do
they're called stingers, but they're meant to be pulled off, not pushed ;)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# But buttons have to be pushed
ergo, stingers are not buttons.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# beeta
Photobucket
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Bees!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# This was supposed to be Scarlet Johanson,
but ended up not looking much like her...


CFB
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I knew it was her before reading your subject
I quite like it, as well. :]
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Thanks a lot.
:D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# As did I.
The original and I have shared special moments.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Still would though
/ac
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Actually on CFB it does look much like her
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Thanks.
:)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)
# CFB?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# She looks better!!!
COR!!!

woo!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Yay!
Thanks. :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# mindblowinglylipsmackingly
class.
have an old classical..
WOO YAY HOUPLA HUZZAH!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Glad you like it. :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# more
than
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)
# does the phrase 'fwap' still get used here?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)
# i just
did.
repeatedly
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# ZOMG. AZE.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)
# does it matter?
nice :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Thanks.
:)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# thats so good !
*envious*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Hehehe
Thanks you very much. :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Looks close enough to her for me to give this a one-handed woo.
Very nice.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Ew...
But thanks.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)
# brilliant
:)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
# This is the most !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I would
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Good heavens!
That's absolutely wonderful
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Although there is something about her I do not find attractive,
that is a very sexy pic.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)
# YAY a proper vector
and an ace one at that!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
# looks more like her
than it looks like me!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
# excellent!

(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)
# tutorial gif in about 170 layers time. watch this space*. art lovers!


*different versions will be ready when I can be arsed
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Hello PP.
I like your picture, but question your motives.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# i truly love sonic.
from Genesis to Wii. LOVE IT!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i can't bring myself to play any of his non-genesis games
i will, however, be making an exception for super smash bros. brawl
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# downloading sonic 1 to the wii
was the cheapest investment on my daughters console ever.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# nicely done sir
:)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:18, archived)
# cheers M
how ting?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# not ba thanks
:)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# good to hear
nite!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# thats pretty damned good
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Not really very well executed, I am afraid, as I need to watch the A-Team now.


It's an East Africa Crowned Crane and Colour-Sergeant Andy Butcher, who was a bit dim, but lovable and I am unlikely to forget him.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Cock.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# pffft
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# After a gaz yesterday (or the day before) I looked and was amazed to find how keen he is.
I am going to pre-empt him in future.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Oh yes
he was even calling me a cunt and a fanboy for liking one of your images

/edit: okay, I'm officially falling off my chair with sleep, g'night b3ta!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# nightoids
sir
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# night
you fanny cuntboy ;)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Hahaha
This should be fun
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# you crazy
fool
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# BA never said 'I pity the fool',
useless fact #7

The one I watched last night had BA going up do a small girl (about 7) who he had never met and saying 'do you want to be my friend?'

She nodded, so he lifted her over the fence, picked her up and hugged her with his hand on her arse.

It's funny how much things have changed.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)
# i know. if people had noticed that sooner,
he'd be having a heart attack in vietnam.

and he never said pity the foo

just 'crazy fool', and 'gertcha'!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Pity the fool was from Rocky 3.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# that's where Jackie. S.
got the phrase from.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# As long as it doesn't need to shit, he's fine
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I wish I had left the crane's eyes in now ;(
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I knew those things were alive!!
woo!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Well they were,
They are bear skins, after all.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Yep.
And how dumb is the MOD for still using bearskin!!
Use faux for fuck's sake..too many f's!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Looks rather bright !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Now thats a farmiliar sight
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# haha
hahaha

ha
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Is it now?

Ireland is all shakey from the bacon bum fum actions
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Very Ozric Tentacles.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I see you missed off that shit place near France.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha
*this
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
# yes boyo
bring it home.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# A tiny Friz in his eargoggles
 

 
Friz
 
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Aww
He is so wee! :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Almost TOO wee...
/some comedy or other blog
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Vic and Bob
I seem to recall.

Found it:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=V__ZvgPdSPU
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# That is mighty good pixelage
:D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:00, archived)
# WORD
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Hallo sir
How dos?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)
# It goes well
although I'm awfully tired, and will be going to bed Real Soon Now™ ;)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# That's actually extremely impressive
Woo to that
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)
# This too is beautiful
*can't wait even more*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)
# You're up next.
So you won't have to wait long.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)
# 'tis been a long, long very long time
let's see if I remember how to post...


(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Oooh I like that
very vicious.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:44, archived)
# BIRD!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:48, archived)
# BLOKE!
Hello Manley, y'alright?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# you know how to post
and you know how to induce a woo

/woo!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:45, archived)
# kill it
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Ah yes
it's all coming back to me now...

(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I've not been on here for so long I cannot remember who
I like and don't like.

So I'm just not liking everyone/thing.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Good strategy.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:51, archived)
# i think this needs killing
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I wouldn't book him if his cock didn't look like Jeremy's

and for some reason, I don't think it does
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)
# so you'd like to book a man with a cock that looks like ron jeremy's cock ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I have my reasons
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)
# and they are ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Private

naturally
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)
# gah you're so mean !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I'll gaz you some photos if you want
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)
# why do none of these people look like celebrities?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)
# i dunno, but i liked the darth vader ones
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Eye would
say you have . . . grandly !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:47, archived)
# That's a bit woo
the suspected gap in the evolutionary ladder scientists tentively termed the 'mutated tennis ball' I assume?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:48, archived)
# That gets a *click* :D
and a dirty repost
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Hahaha
I hadn't seen that before, it's ace!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:51, archived)
# 'Ningles Mrs :)
it is 'an thing'
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I like your an thing
Can it be milked?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)
# possibly
but I don't think you'd want to drink the results :|
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I don't think you want to try find
it's teats either
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)
# eeheehee
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Looking so . . .
dastardly sly . . .
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)
# there could be a compo in this
lolstuff?

too vague?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I think I did post a compo idea as 'random shite'
...but I could be lying
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# woo !
i likes it
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Well, that would simplify the difficult decisions that come with being a skullfucking bastard greatly.

I salute you for this
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Awww.
*strokes*

Er.. anyone got any elastoplast?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)
# yaaaay!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Spiky!
Is it's mike from 'monsters inc's cousin?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)
# this am good
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)
# have you got a wall paper of that
that i could borrow

and by borrow i mean have
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)
# ace!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)
# scary! woo!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy
!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
cracking stuff
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# that is WONDERFUL!
*claps*
post that on tattyworld.net! just the ticket!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Oooo
Top.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I gone all arty!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:30, archived)
# I rather like that.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Very nice
Mediocre was looking for new wallpaper earlier

*yells*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Crivens!!


(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)
# No need to blaspheme, old boy.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Yes you have done gone all arty . . .
and a nice all arty you done gone !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:36, archived)
# thats rather smashing.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:39, archived)
# its very nice!!
:)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:39, archived)
# You big gay ;)
Is rather nice
Good evenings sir
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Ey up chunders
How life?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Could be worse :)
went to pub for lunch
eat stupid amounts of food
fell asleep* :)

*not actually in the pub
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Mstandot?
Is that you? Is lully.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:45, archived)
# 'Tis me!!
and ta Mrs.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)
# eh
what the fudge happened here?

BRING BACK THE PUNS

it's lully
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:48, archived)
# NICE UDDERS
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Personal Bugbear


We're part of the UK, but hardly ever get shown on the maps. Feel free to continue leaving Jersey off though.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Guernsey LOL



(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:28, archived)
# le lol?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)
# oui oui


(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)
# YOU'RE SECRETLY FRENCH THOUGH.
THE REAL UK DOES NOT CONDONE FRENCHISM.

:D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Where?
Never heard of it.

Is that somewhere in America?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Two miles south of Boston
you throw a left at the Walmart
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:34, archived)
# We don't show the Falklands either...
But rest assured we'll still send a task force if anyone invades you.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)
# We didn't last time.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)
# shhhhh
they won't remember that if we keep quiet
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Didn't during WWII!
You would now though. We've got all your money. :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Jersey has,
If I was you I'd keep quiet.

They put Devon on the television and now the whole county is filled with gits every time the sun comes out.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)
# smelly
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Needs more Bergerac
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I was just about to type that I was imagining the Bergerac music.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Bergerac was Jersey but
The Krankies lived on Guernsey...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Well . . . isle be . . .
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:35, archived)
# But you ain't in the UK
You are in the Brittish Isles and Queen Liz II (of Poofland, Liz I of Scotland) is your monarch.

But you are not in the United Kingdom. You're legislative body is the Balliwick of Guernsey and not the Houses of Parliament.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:44, archived)
# ^ this
they're not even in teh EU
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# But are in the EC
and still trying to make up as many rules as we can

/ex Guernsey inhabitant
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Indeed
They only acknowledge Elizabeth II as the descendant of the Norman lineage. As such, they technically are part of England, but not of Great Britain or the UK. However the Falklands and other Crown Territoties and Dependencies are part of the UK, even if they don't have the right to live here (two-faced Labour bastards who decided that recently).

/anal retentiveness
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# is that the fabled Island of Langerhans?
or Qwghlm (from Quicksilver?)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)
# fool
It's the Islets of Langerhands
in which lie the Crypts of Lieberkühn!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Guernsey.
Awesome.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)
# The extremely rare Latvian Owlbear

Strigidae Ursus
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Are they worth much?
I think i have one in the loft.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:26, archived)
# If you hear a bark followed by a long hoot, you will be able to pay off the mortgage
there are only three in existence, one where I work, pictured here, one in the national state zoo of Latvia called 'Vladimir' and one rumored to lurk in some hippie's loft..
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Hippy's loft.
/pedant.

There were only a handful of Pink Lamberts in existence until a chap who owned one of them visited old Mrs Clift and found that she had a full box of 12.

I laughed my arse off that day - shame the old bird died ;(
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)
# They taste really horrible.
If you ever catch one, don't eat the feathers
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Looks more like a bearowl
Careful though, it can attack quickly. It's a violent bearowl movement.

BTW, further to earlier SW comments... at a rough count, I've done about 58 pics (that I'd admit to) that directly reference Star Wars.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:29, archived)
# And all i've seen of your stuff has been utterly excellent
i've quite obviously given up count of how many i've done, but they go down well in nerdville elsewhere :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Taaaa
Go on, count all of yours.

And let us hope there is never a Star Wars image challenge...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)
# At least 263 files i've bothered to keep on my HD according to the SW b3ta folder..
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Nerd!
Guess the rest of us have some catching up to do!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)
# That is so good . . . that I had to take a double take !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Aceness as ever.


(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:33, archived)
# i hate
dee dars
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Woof!
I likes :D

have an kittyhawk
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Yay :)
best of all the Aircraft Carriers!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Another 7-shape Vector B3tan ...


Wildyles
---

If you want to be immortalised and included in
the art project then gaz me. You can find all
the details here - Models Wanted

If you want to check out the ones I've already
done you can here - Non-Famous | Famous
---
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:08, archived)
# *buys pic of Psychedelic Warlord *
*spluffs*


These are ace.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Melvyn Bragg looks like he has been eating babies again
all of them are great
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:15, archived)
# I don't know ...
how he gets away with it!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:16, archived)
# because he is a Lord
and it is the police who give him the babies
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)
# haahahahaha. but will there be a southbank special about it ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:16, archived)
# of course there will be
You know if you listen carefully you can hear Melvyn wank as he talks to them
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)
# oh the mental images are just too much !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)
# the noise that sounds like someone using a sink plunger
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)
# and now look !
i've gone and soiled myself from the sheer nail biting excitement and sexual tension.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)
# very nice
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:15, archived)
# These really are ace.
I wish I was this good. :p
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I'd like to say
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Please do.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:21, archived)
# yeah, I'd say that's fair.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Go on then.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)
# better than my last pair
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Did you cut the yellow threads,
all around the edges?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I want to be immortalised,
At least for a bit.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)
# in the nude perhaps ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Why not?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)
# you go girlfriend.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I have you already in my list ...
I'll get round to you eventually!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Really?
I was merely making a running joke on the word 'immortalised', but I do like these, so I am pleased to be on such a prestigious list.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I want to be amortized.
It's the accountant in me talking.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)
# why is there an accountant in you?
whats he done?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)
# These are really fantastico
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)
# WOW
You've done Robert Wyatt :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Done him ?
I went to flaming visit him a few years ago ... what a nice chap he is ... I did another portrait of him ... took loads of snaps while I was there and downed a few bottles of great red wine with him and chewed the fat ...

The more detailed one is here ... Complex Robert Wyatt

I've also met Damo Suzuki, part time singer with The Can ... Complex Damo
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Done him, as in made an image of him :)
What a great image, what a great guy!

I'd love to chew the fat over a bottle of wine with him.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:49, archived)
# That's cool
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:23, archived)
# COOL.
I hope it's my turn soon :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)
# That's some nice work!
How do you make them? Do you trace them in some way or draw from scratch?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:27, archived)
# All drawn from scratch ...
and they take about 2 hours each to do.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Nice work indeed!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Oooh very good
I recognised him straight away :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)
# YAY \0/ excellent work and thank you!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)
# and so the saga continues
bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

[joke about my penis]
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:00, archived)
#
quite.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I want Awesome-o-pard to marry my daughter!
I give you two camels!


(also woo to you sir)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Awesome-o-pard is AWESOME.
 
woo, sir!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Shoo shoo FTW!

Woo
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Awesome-o-tard more like.
Woo.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)
# more of this! as soon as possible!
woo! houpla!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Rrrrarrrr
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)
# has she just realised she's run out of toilet paper ?
*clicks*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:59, archived)
# more like she has done a really shitty fart
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:59, archived)
# a really shitty wet fart maybe ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:00, archived)
# and a lot of warmth as well
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:01, archived)
# oozing soggy warmth
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:01, archived)
# good for a cold day
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Sooty's naked and attacking that woman!
Nice pic.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:00, archived)
# did sooty wear clothes anyway?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:01, archived)
# a merkin perhaps ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Nah, he's English!


(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)
# balls out
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:16, archived)
# That is rather woo
top stuff
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:15, archived)
# This . . . and your site are . . .
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Gather Round and read!


Click for bigger (78KB)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:53, archived)
# needs more pron
in other news:

my anus has managed to get to number one in the singles chart
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:54, archived)
# If its your arse we are talking about...
...shouldn't it be a number two?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)
# QUO!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Yay! They can hardly contain themselves.....
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Damnit
I'm getting the urge to do yet another Star Wars pic.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)
# You are Jahled
aicmfp.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Naaa
I've got sexier legs.

(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Emm
We could set the tables straight right here, but I think there is already to much suffering in the world
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Yup
Most of it happened when I acquired those sexy legs.
Got a display cabinet for them and everything.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:35, archived)
# PRRRRRRPMP. PMMP.
PRRRRRRPMP. PMMP. PRRRRRRPMP. PMMP. PRRRRRRPMP. PMMP.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuous....


But now it's fecking huge!!!

Soz!!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:33, archived)
# anyone who burys treasure and can't remember where they buried it doesn't deserve the treasure
oh and i like the drawing too
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Not mine.
Got it off of Googs
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:37, archived)
# oh well
not to worry
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] also
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:36, archived)
# hahaha.
Hello sweet'eart !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:36, archived)
# hello love
how are you?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:37, archived)
# hungover.
and you ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:38, archived)
# drinking coffee
cursing my car stereo for dying...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:39, archived)
# why are you currently sitting in your car ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:40, archived)
# no
but I was earlier
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:42, archived)
# why not get old tim westwood to come and pimp it.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:43, archived)
# I'd rather shoot him
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:44, archived)
# he's got a face that is on it's knees praying to god to be slapped.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:44, archived)
# and shopped
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:47, archived)
# next image challenge?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# just googled him and i don't know if i could spend any amount of time looking at his face
it is just sooo annoying.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:51, archived)
# I just got a new one
£85 Fitted from Halfords...
Sony.
Plays WMA-MP3- and has a front aux for my mp3 player!!

BARGAIN!!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:46, archived)
# mine played wma and mp3 too
might do again, I think I blew a fuse or three.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:47, archived)
# a car stereo or a diagram of a vagina/womens bits ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Stereo!
I can still play a good tune of the wif....I said too much!!!!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Are you naked again?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:37, archived)
# and hello to you !
how are ya ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Not naked.
I have, it would seem, around 14000* fonts installed on this machine.

I have ported out around 1000 into a folder so far, with the intention of installing them just as and when I need them, to speed up startup speed.

I want to know which ones I should definitely keep?

*If one selects lots of files and right-click properties one gets the number of files. If one does this with fonts it fucks the machine for about 20 minutes.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:47, archived)
# You need Adobe Type Manager

You can not only preview fonts, but also turn them on and off, even whole groups of them at the same time, while your application is running. AND you can use both Truetype and PostScript fonts.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# and why the bloody hell are you not naked ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Hmm, I have a baby on my lap.
Tell you what, I'll take my top off . . .

======

There, I am half naked now.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Horrid!
*buys cherry phosphate*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:37, archived)
# come little one
with your dimpled fingers....

'nong!

mrh.headstaggers.com/music/orangeclawtugowar.mp3
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Ha, cheers!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I added a couple more of them to my myspack the other day too
I might even finish the album yet.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)
# What album are you talking about?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Trout Mask Basslicker
Beefheart v Squarepusher
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# cor
if it's more of ^ that, I'm intrigued
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)
# some of it's nearly as horrible as the respective originals
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:53, archived)
# !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:12, archived)
# its an elongated jesters hat
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:38, archived)
# flow-pee-an


(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:38, archived)
# needs more
oxo tower
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:39, archived)
# "here be dragons"
lolololol
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:40, archived)
# This was saved as a bitmap,
as it is a bit of a map..Geddit?
But Imageshite has turned it into a png, thus rendering my "Joke" useless.

I shall not delete.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:36, archived)
# imageshite?
If you have it locally as a bitmap then upload it through here or b3tards.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:46, archived)
# B3tards don't do bmp!!!
Cr3 took too long too load!
although i'll try again.

bmp is HUUUGGGGGE!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)
# It appears to be a png?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:37, archived)
# See above^



(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Something non-infammatory?


OMGWTF This just in...

And I thought I was being satirical.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:08, archived)
# hahaha, this wins
*clicketty click*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:10, archived)
# mmm..... satire
it tastes nice.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:10, archived)
# where's your panto?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:15, archived)
# not really in a panto... i lied
however, last year I worked at a theatre and i got into a fight with the chap playing Dandini cos he was being a nasty dirty old man and trying to take advantage of one of my friends. Upshot was i got fired and he had to go on stage the next day with a black eye.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:24, archived)
# That's about right
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:11, archived)
# very good
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:12, archived)
# i have a question
why is it that when someone points out that Israel acts like a psychopathic school bully that they always get accused of being antisemitic?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Persecution complex
It makes the accuser sound like the baddy.
The only way to peace is to send in the troops.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Hahaha Ferrets!!
This for Middle-Eastern peace!

(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:27, archived)
# i'm pretty sure
this was bush's first plan to sort it all out.
UN ferrets

edit: loving the P90-Sd SMG that lil guys packing
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Skillfully trained in snow-warfare to boot

The guy is a GENIUS!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:38, archived)
# obviously snow warfare
bush said its very important in the middle-east to have elite-snow-commando-UN-ferrets

woot!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:46, archived)
# wow
thats unexpected news
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:48, archived)
# I've got some news for you
about John Peel, the Pope and a whale in the Thames.


At Heathrow.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Curious when you condemn the other side for doing stuff like firing missiles into Israel on a daily basis or sending in suicide bombers you are in the same measure apparently a 'right wing' Daily Mail columnist
They're as bad as each other if you ask me, one day both sides might realize being bellicose and violent has got everyone utterly nowhere over the years, other than a lot of pain
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:24, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:28, archived)
# It's the nature of humans
They can't evolve much any more (gene pool too massive) so they're stuck with animal instincts with a thin veneer of civilisation.
Net result : Idiots fighting idiots, with non-idiots trapped in the middle.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I think b3th rather hits this on the head
above^
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:36, archived)
# where's your panto?
I don't get it
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:48, archived)
# yeah
they've had over 1000 years i'd of thought it'd take less time than that meself
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:33, archived)
# It has a lot to do with the Israeli war attitude, I think

The sly buggers see the media war and imagery as as least as important as actual fighting
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Those sly Jews
always manipulating the media.

*Insert obligatory 'couldn't give a shit about either side' disclaimer here*
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# because
They usually are.

I suppose they might make a proportionally huge fuss about the hugely worse regimes in this world.

They might balance their criticism with a look at the actions of Iran, Syria, Saudi etc.

They might qualify their criticism of Israel by looking at the context and by seeing that Israel is a tiny state the size of Wales, surrounded by a continent-sized landmass of people who want to erase their country from the map, and a bunch of loopy death cult extremists who are hell bent on total random murder of Israeli civilians.

They might note that this death cult has "kill the Jews" written into their official covenant and that this death cult forms the Palestinian government.

They might note that Israel is at war for its survival and that many other countries (ourselves included) are at war a) without immediate threat and b) without being branded "psychopaths".

They might do all that. But they don't. So unless their venal prejudiuce against Israel is based on their hatred of Israel's national flag design, I'd guess it MIGHT be something to do with it's status as the world's only "Jewish" state.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Arf!
*click*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:13, archived)
# So where were you hiding
during the elephants image challenge? :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:22, archived)
# when was there an elephants challange?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:05, archived)
# shouldn't that be peace or more war?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:34, archived)
# This isn't war
this is a dispute over land
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:36, archived)
# muwahhahhahah
 
I like that, a lot.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Political Satire on B3TA
And if you stand a long way away from it, it looks like a giant penis as well!

**clicky click**
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)
# wierd
It's really odd that everyone calls for Israel and ONLY Israel to give up land to create Palestine.

Perhaps nobody realises that over half the region that we in the West called "Palestine" is now in Syria, Lebanon & Jordan.



Or that when the whole Bilad-al-Shem region was carved up, 96% of it went to Arabs. Or that the Arabs who fled Israel only started calling themselves "Palestinians" in the mid-60's. Or that an equal number of Jews were kicked out of the surrounding Arab countries. Or that Israel voluntarily gave up Gaza to see whether the Palestinians could use the opportunity to head towards peace. Or that the first thing they did after this measure of trust, was elect a bunch of suicide bombers as their government. Or that this government has "kill the jews" explicitly stated in their covenant. Or that every day they launch rockets at Israel from Gaza simply because the security wall stops them getting in to Israel to blow up buses, discos, restaurants and shops. Still - I'm sure everyone is right and that it's all Israel's fault and that nobody on the left has taken sides simply becaue they hate Jews. Yes..that'll be it.

(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 19:33, archived)
# No-one is saying that it's all israels fault
but you seem to be saying it's all the arab's fault.

Who is the hater here?
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# You don't think
that maybe Britain, France and other Western countries have some responsibility here?
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 4:19, archived)
# clut my dear
You are very, very correct.

I do disagree that the irrationally disproportionate criticism of Israel is due to anti-Semitism though, I find that the majority is born of complete ignorance.

End of the day, who you side with is all about whether you support the country (that isn't actually even a country) run by terrorists with "Kill the Jews" in their covenant and the backing of a continent's worth of Arabic nations who've proved their hatred of Jews consistently; or the only true democracy in the Middle East that has strict impositions only because its survival is in constant jeopardy.

As for the "Jews manipulating the media" shite: don't make me laugh. Apart from the issue of that being based on an anti-semitic stereotype, it's also complete bullshit as the media (especially the BBC) has been found to have been heavily biased towards Palestinian interests in independent investigations.
www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=451138&in_page_id=1770
www.bbcwatch.co.uk/
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# ishkabibble
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:01, archived)
# HE'S MISCHEVOUS, NOT EVIL.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:02, archived)
# you didn't see what he did to my cat
edit: hows the eyes? still red and evil?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:03, archived)
# BUGGERY?
WAS IT BUGGERY?

BUGGERY?

We've all learned an important lesson. Vegetables will bum you.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Didn't you see Lexx 4.12 "Bad Carrot"?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:05, archived)
# No, but I saw 'Turnipator'.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:06, archived)
# it was buggery
i'm afraid so.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Cats love to vibrate!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:09, archived)
# did you eat it afterwards?
the carrot, not the cat
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:09, archived)
# the carrot ran off with my girlfriend
so i ate the cat.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:11, archived)
# silly Tom
Cats are not for eating. Cats are for chasing.

/my dog's blog
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Naughty carrots.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:07, archived)
# eeep!
quickly! bugger it!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:08, archived)
# It's resigned expression of impending doom could move a psychotic mass-murderer to tears
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:08, archived)
# My first thought was that the rabbit had his cock in his paws.
There was a time when my mind used to be so clean. Possibly. I think.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:11, archived)
# yay!
carrots are truly evil, onions too.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Burst

CFB with extra sound but the same amount of me flailing around like an idiot
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:00, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
Woo Sheep!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:00, archived)
# I love the way you . . . BURST !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Another Sheep masterpiece!
Just glad he didn't go to the toilet first.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:02, archived)
# fwow!
this is amazing
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Conveniently 280px-ed ;)

*clicks and woos*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Are they popping or turning invisible?
Woo to you!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Popping
See the bigger one for the popping sound effects
Or should that be hear the bigger one?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Ah, I see (or hear) now.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Wow! :o
That's just fantastic! Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

*edit* and what interesting company your little vid keeps on the Youtube 'similar videos' list...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Yeah, I noticed that too
Are popping balloons a fetish for some people?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Cor!
You're all of the talented. Do you film these alone or do you have an assistant?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I was wondering that...
Does someone remove some of the stuff as it 'pops', such as the chair?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:16, archived)
# but...
are you saying it doesn't really pop?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Well spotted
There was one person helping, to remove the chair and open the door.
I thought it would be a bit much to get them to move the shelves and picture too
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:19, archived)
# You sir, are a certifiable genius.
Although the 'related videos' on youtube are rather disturbing. Do some people have a balloon bursting fetish or something?

EDIT: Just saw your similar comment above. It appears so!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I love sheep
And I also love you, excellent!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:52, archived)
# that is teh nice one!
:)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# This is perfectly easy to explain
You obviously have drawing pins growing out of your palms.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# the lengths you go to is astounding...
but you never fail to wow me... impressive as usual
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Absolutely superb.
As usual. *click*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Huzzah!
I return to b3ta to find that the lovely and talented Sheep! is still keeping up the good work. Woo and yay!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Oh no :O
He has decapitated himself, LOL!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I seen this video yesterday
Linked favourated on Lasse gjertsons youtube profile.
Top Stuff
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Superb as always
from the genius Mr.Sheep
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 19:52, archived)

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