i've just spent most of the day 'sorting' the garage and building a crate for our recycling it's more of a mess in there than before, so i've got a few evenings of wading through it ahead of me
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:06,
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(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:16,
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you're the one
you are the one
you're the one you are my toaster i see you every morning you are waiting by the kettle your handle's made of plastic, but the rest of you is metal i know that if i get some bread, and put it in the slots that you will toast it perfectly and i'll eat lots and lots
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:56,
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I COULD TOTALLY STICK MY DICK IN THAT TOASTER RIGHT NOW
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:30,
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also what the fuck are "nooberries" ?
does your post come with it's own babelfish ?
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:50,
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i invented that,
especially for that postage on this messagboardle.
nooberries are bollocks, i suppose, or nipples, or piles.
chump is eat, chomp, suck, lick.
what e vaarrrrr
(pickledpizzaOlder, nicer, fluffier.,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:55,
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but surely that gets confusing if you say talk about the nooberries on your chest..
which could translate as you having bollocks or piles on your chest.
also you can get some cream for your piles from the chemist.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:57,
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why am I looking
at you hog? :)
(Neon BlueAh ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:44,
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^
X-D
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:44,
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*flexes*
(Neon BlueAh ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:44,
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*bulges*
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:46,
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*vomits*
(pickledpizzaOlder, nicer, fluffier.,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:56,
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*flaps*
(Neon BlueAh ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:23,
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very nice
woo yay
(Sheehanforevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:47,
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Does he have his right hand
in a cat's ringpiece?
If so Woo
(trepanning...making holes in your head since...,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:49,
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don't we all?
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:58,
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mine is in a badger's ringpiece right now.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:04,
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this is white and grey
i have just seen a chav roll a roll=up with one hand wtf!?!
(The_Queen_Is_DeadScooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:59,
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this is an ancient skill which I have only seen in pensioners.
usually whilst driving..
never mastered it myself.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:35,
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pictures of sonic were all the rage when i were a lad.
(Spunky McPunknot dead yet,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:14,
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Lovely!
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:17,
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(gfreemanis only here for the beer,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:25,
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But are in the EC
and still trying to make up as many rules as we can
/ex Guernsey inhabitant
(trepanning...making holes in your head since...,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:43,
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Indeed
They only acknowledge Elizabeth II as the descendant of the Norman lineage. As such, they technically are part of England, but not of Great Britain or the UK. However the Falklands and other Crown Territoties and Dependencies are part of the UK, even if they don't have the right to live here (two-faced Labour bastards who decided that recently).
/anal retentiveness
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:46,
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(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:25,
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Are they worth much?
I think i have one in the loft.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:26,
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If you hear a bark followed by a long hoot, you will be able to pay off the mortgage
there are only three in existence, one where I work, pictured here, one in the national state zoo of Latvia called 'Vladimir' and one rumored to lurk in some hippie's loft..
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:32,
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Hippy's loft.
/pedant.
There were only a handful of Pink Lamberts in existence until a chap who owned one of them visited old Mrs Clift and found that she had a full box of 12.
I laughed my arse off that day - shame the old bird died ;(
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:40,
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They taste really horrible.
If you ever catch one, don't eat the feathers
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:29,
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Looks more like a bearowl
Careful though, it can attack quickly. It's a violent bearowl movement.
BTW, further to earlier SW comments... at a rough count, I've done about 58 pics (that I'd admit to) that directly reference Star Wars.
(Tribs🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:29,
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And all i've seen of your stuff has been utterly excellent
i've quite obviously given up count of how many i've done, but they go down well in nerdville elsewhere :)
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:40,
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Taaaa
Go on, count all of yours.
And let us hope there is never a Star Wars image challenge...
(Tribs🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:42,
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At least 263 files i've bothered to keep on my HD according to the SW b3ta folder..
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:53,
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Nerd!
Guess the rest of us have some catching up to do!
(Tribs🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:05,
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That is so good . . . that I had to take a double take !
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:29,
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Aceness as ever.
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:33,
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i hate
dee dars
(Moronis hungry,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:50,
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Woof!
I likes :D have an kittyhawk
(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:59,
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Yay :)
best of all the Aircraft Carriers!
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 21:02,
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Another 7-shape Vector B3tan ...
Wildyles ---
If you want to be immortalised and included in the art project then gaz me. You can find all the details here - Models Wanted
If you want to check out the ones I've already done you can here - Non-Famous | Famous ---
(Logovendis doing arts and farts!,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:08,
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*buys pic of Psychedelic Warlord *
*spluffs*
These are ace.
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:11,
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Melvyn Bragg looks like he has been eating babies again
all of them are great
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:15,
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I don't know ...
how he gets away with it!
(Logovendis doing arts and farts!,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:16,
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because he is a Lord
and it is the police who give him the babies
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:18,
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haahahahaha. but will there be a southbank special about it ?
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:16,
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of course there will be
You know if you listen carefully you can hear Melvyn wank as he talks to them
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:18,
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oh the mental images are just too much !
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:20,
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the noise that sounds like someone using a sink plunger
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:22,
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and now look !
i've gone and soiled myself from the sheer nail biting excitement and sexual tension.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:24,
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very nice
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:15,
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These really are ace.
I wish I was this good. :p
(Incredibly Ordinary Daveneeds your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:18,
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(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:25,
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I want to be immortalised,
At least for a bit.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:20,
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in the nude perhaps ?
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:21,
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Why not?
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:22,
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you go girlfriend.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:24,
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I have you already in my list ...
I'll get round to you eventually!
(Logovendis doing arts and farts!,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:22,
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Really?
I was merely making a running joke on the word 'immortalised', but I do like these, so I am pleased to be on such a prestigious list.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:23,
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I want to be amortized.
It's the accountant in me talking.
(calibraxloves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:32,
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why is there an accountant in you?
whats he done?
(gobbledegookblurs the line between lurking and stalking,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:53,
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These are really fantastico
(FishcatDifficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:22,
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WOW
You've done Robert Wyatt :)
(asciifaceofbobbob bob bob bob bob bob bob,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:22,
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Done him ?
I went to flaming visit him a few years ago ... what a nice chap he is ... I did another portrait of him ... took loads of snaps while I was there and downed a few bottles of great red wine with him and chewed the fat ...
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:33,
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anyone who burys treasure and can't remember where they buried it doesn't deserve the treasure
oh and i like the drawing too
(gobbledegookblurs the line between lurking and stalking,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:35,
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Not mine.
Got it off of Googs
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:37,
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oh well
not to worry
(gobbledegookblurs the line between lurking and stalking,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:38,
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also
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:36,
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hahaha.
Hello sweet'eart !
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:36,
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hello love
how are you?
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:37,
archived)
hungover.
and you ?
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:38,
archived)
drinking coffee
cursing my car stereo for dying...
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:39,
archived)
why are you currently sitting in your car ?
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:40,
archived)
no
but I was earlier
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:42,
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why not get old tim westwood to come and pimp it.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:43,
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I'd rather shoot him
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:44,
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he's got a face that is on it's knees praying to god to be slapped.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:44,
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and shopped
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:47,
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next image challenge?
(b3thNot shit. Not mod.,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:49,
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just googled him and i don't know if i could spend any amount of time looking at his face
it is just sooo annoying.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:51,
archived)
I just got a new one
£85 Fitted from Halfords... Sony. Plays WMA-MP3- and has a front aux for my mp3 player!!
BARGAIN!!
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:46,
archived)
mine played wma and mp3 too
might do again, I think I blew a fuse or three.
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:47,
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a car stereo or a diagram of a vagina/womens bits ?
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:47,
archived)
Stereo!
I can still play a good tune of the wif....I said too much!!!!
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:49,
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Are you naked again?
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:37,
archived)
and hello to you !
how are ya ?
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:41,
archived)
Not naked.
I have, it would seem, around 14000* fonts installed on this machine.
I have ported out around 1000 into a folder so far, with the intention of installing them just as and when I need them, to speed up startup speed.
I want to know which ones I should definitely keep?
*If one selects lots of files and right-click properties one gets the number of files. If one does this with fonts it fucks the machine for about 20 minutes.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:47,
archived)
You need Adobe Type Manager
You can not only preview fonts, but also turn them on and off, even whole groups of them at the same time, while your application is running. AND you can use both Truetype and PostScript fonts.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:49,
archived)
and why the bloody hell are you not naked ?
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:52,
archived)
Hmm, I have a baby on my lap.
Tell you what, I'll take my top off . . .
======
There, I am half naked now.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:25,
archived)
Horrid!
*buys cherry phosphate*
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:37,
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(b3thNot shit. Not mod.,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:08,
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hahaha, this wins
*clicketty click*
(FishcatDifficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:10,
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mmm..... satire
it tastes nice.
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:10,
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where's your panto?
(b3thNot shit. Not mod.,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:15,
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not really in a panto... i lied
however, last year I worked at a theatre and i got into a fight with the chap playing Dandini cos he was being a nasty dirty old man and trying to take advantage of one of my friends. Upshot was i got fired and he had to go on stage the next day with a black eye.
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:24,
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That's about right
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:11,
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very good
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:12,
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i have a question
why is it that when someone points out that Israel acts like a psychopathic school bully that they always get accused of being antisemitic?
(gobbledegookblurs the line between lurking and stalking,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:14,
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Persecution complex
It makes the accuser sound like the baddy. The only way to peace is to send in the troops.
(Tribs🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:20,
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Hahaha Ferrets!!
This for Middle-Eastern peace!
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:27,
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i'm pretty sure
this was bush's first plan to sort it all out. UN ferrets
edit: loving the P90-Sd SMG that lil guys packing
(gobbledegookblurs the line between lurking and stalking,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:31,
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Hahaha
Skillfully trained in snow-warfare to boot
The guy is a GENIUS!
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:38,
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obviously snow warfare
bush said its very important in the middle-east to have elite-snow-commando-UN-ferrets
woot!
(gobbledegookblurs the line between lurking and stalking,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:41,
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(Tribs🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:46,
archived)
wow
thats unexpected news
(gobbledegookblurs the line between lurking and stalking,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:48,
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I've got some news for you
about John Peel, the Pope and a whale in the Thames.
At Heathrow.
(b3thNot shit. Not mod.,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:49,
archived)
Curious when you condemn the other side for doing stuff like firing missiles into Israel on a daily basis or sending in suicide bombers you are in the same measure apparently a 'right wing' Daily Mail columnist
They're as bad as each other if you ask me, one day both sides might realize being bellicose and violent has got everyone utterly nowhere over the years, other than a lot of pain
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:24,
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^this
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:28,
archived)
It's the nature of humans
They can't evolve much any more (gene pool too massive) so they're stuck with animal instincts with a thin veneer of civilisation. Net result : Idiots fighting idiots, with non-idiots trapped in the middle.
(Tribs🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:32,
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I think b3th rather hits this on the head
above^
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:36,
archived)
where's your panto?
I don't get it
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:48,
archived)
yeah
they've had over 1000 years i'd of thought it'd take less time than that meself
(gobbledegookblurs the line between lurking and stalking,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:33,
archived)
It has a lot to do with the Israeli war attitude, I think
The sly buggers see the media war and imagery as as least as important as actual fighting
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:40,
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Those sly Jews
always manipulating the media.
*Insert obligatory 'couldn't give a shit about either side' disclaimer here*
(timewasterboynow with added wastage,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:08,
archived)
because
They usually are.
I suppose they might make a proportionally huge fuss about the hugely worse regimes in this world.
They might balance their criticism with a look at the actions of Iran, Syria, Saudi etc.
They might qualify their criticism of Israel by looking at the context and by seeing that Israel is a tiny state the size of Wales, surrounded by a continent-sized landmass of people who want to erase their country from the map, and a bunch of loopy death cult extremists who are hell bent on total random murder of Israeli civilians.
They might note that this death cult has "kill the Jews" written into their official covenant and that this death cult forms the Palestinian government.
They might note that Israel is at war for its survival and that many other countries (ourselves included) are at war a) without immediate threat and b) without being branded "psychopaths".
They might do all that. But they don't. So unless their venal prejudiuce against Israel is based on their hatred of Israel's national flag design, I'd guess it MIGHT be something to do with it's status as the world's only "Jewish" state.
(Tribs🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:22,
archived)
when was there an elephants challange?
(gobbledegookblurs the line between lurking and stalking,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:05,
archived)
shouldn't that be peace or more war?
(gobbledegookblurs the line between lurking and stalking,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:34,
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This isn't war
this is a dispute over land
(b3thNot shit. Not mod.,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 19:36,
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muwahhahhahah
I like that, a lot.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 20 Jan 2008, 20:14,
archived)
Political Satire on B3TA
And if you stand a long way away from it, it looks like a giant penis as well!
**clicky click**
(ousggis not seeking approval,
Tue 22 Jan 2008, 12:45,
archived)
wierd
It's really odd that everyone calls for Israel and ONLY Israel to give up land to create Palestine.
Perhaps nobody realises that over half the region that we in the West called "Palestine" is now in Syria, Lebanon & Jordan.
Or that when the whole Bilad-al-Shem region was carved up, 96% of it went to Arabs. Or that the Arabs who fled Israel only started calling themselves "Palestinians" in the mid-60's. Or that an equal number of Jews were kicked out of the surrounding Arab countries. Or that Israel voluntarily gave up Gaza to see whether the Palestinians could use the opportunity to head towards peace. Or that the first thing they did after this measure of trust, was elect a bunch of suicide bombers as their government. Or that this government has "kill the jews" explicitly stated in their covenant. Or that every day they launch rockets at Israel from Gaza simply because the security wall stops them getting in to Israel to blow up buses, discos, restaurants and shops. Still - I'm sure everyone is right and that it's all Israel's fault and that nobody on the left has taken sides simply becaue they hate Jews. Yes..that'll be it.
but you seem to be saying it's all the arab's fault.
Who is the hater here?
(chenobblerocking his explorer beard on,
Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:32,
archived)
You don't think
that maybe Britain, France and other Western countries have some responsibility here?
(Emily Bruce-Dickinsonhttp://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/,
Sat 26 Jan 2008, 4:19,
archived)
clut my dear
You are very, very correct.
I do disagree that the irrationally disproportionate criticism of Israel is due to anti-Semitism though, I find that the majority is born of complete ignorance.
End of the day, who you side with is all about whether you support the country (that isn't actually even a country) run by terrorists with "Kill the Jews" in their covenant and the backing of a continent's worth of Arabic nations who've proved their hatred of Jews consistently; or the only true democracy in the Middle East that has strict impositions only because its survival is in constant jeopardy.