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went for a walk today

and saw this cheeky little feller

he was a bit shy

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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)

shit me!

i wouldn't have liked to have met that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)

It looks like someone's been putting mirrors in the woods.

And it looks like you've had a stroll in the woods.

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head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

some people saw i look a lot like a tree

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)

Did you offer him some chocolate?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)

Was he dogging?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)

he wasn't shy, you caught him putting his nob in a bit of knotted wood

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)

^this

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

I like your username.

That is all*.

*Not all I like about you, you're probably a nice person. I just used "That is all" as a sign off to my reply.

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head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8093969

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head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)

that image could also work upside down.

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)

It looks like he was taking advantage of the gaps inbetween those two trees.

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head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)

Its a Tree Feller.

WATCH OUT!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

I thought it was female

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)

we are all sexy females on the internet.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)

show me your gash

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mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

Hey Mona!

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head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)

gonna build a house next door to you

when you come out on the front
listen to my heart go bumpety bump

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mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)

*sings next verse*

RIS

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head-doctor ololololo, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)

*shows gash*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

...your honour

etc

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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)

*gets huntin' guns*

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

can it be milked?

(bobming, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)

face slug!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)

i like the fabricky effect, it suits the image

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spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)

Suede?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)

no she went of her own accord

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spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)

Woo!

Stop face sexing in public, you hippies!

No. I don't know why everyone is a hippy.

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)

There's no need for that sort of thing!

He'll get girl germs!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)

APPARENTLY

You got girl germs recently.

Do tell.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)

Yes

I got girl germs good 'en proper!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)

I said tell.

I want fucking diagrams.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)

Well I put my winky in her foofoo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)

I need more than this.

See it's gone down now.

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

Strange you should mention doing down:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)

Perfect smilie usage.

And I hear she was ginge. This is also good. More shagging of ginger women.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)

Well that's hardly her fault

I hear she's trying to undergo treatment:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)

HOW DARE YOU EDIT SO CRUELLY.

There's nothing wrong with the Gingers. I've been dubbed an honorary one for dying my hair on purpose.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

I think you'll find if you're ging-ger

You can park in disabled spaces!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)

The fuck.

Edit: anyway, bath.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)

*sniff*

Good idea!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)

it can happen to lots of guys

and it's really not a big deal

it's never happened to me mind, are you sure you aren't gay?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)

Do I detect a hint of hope?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)

He'll get over his pining some day.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

erm

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

Shame.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)

her poor dog!

did she get you arrested?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

Naaa

We haven
t got to the roll playing stage yet:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)

I forgot to ask, did you take nudey photos of your friend this morning while she was sleeping?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)

THe shock may have caused her to deflate:p

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)

He said

calculatingly.

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Mod Edit, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

that's lovely that is!

Woo, Wooooooooo :)

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)

Wonderful, as ever.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)

i like that

has she got a chelsea smile?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)

haha, god that was a scary prospect, was it an urban myth?

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mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)

there's an actor with one

he was in robin hood prince of thieves i think

www.imdb.com/name/nm0281107/

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)

i just had a look on wiki

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Flanagan_%28actor%29

this seems the only fella i can find that they quote as having one

edit, yeah that's the fella, nice scars, never seen anybody with them in london at football matches tho

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mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)

I just googled this.

I've never heard it called that, but there's a reference to it in number9dream by David Mitchell, and in that book it's done to someone by the Yakuza

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)

it used to scare me to death when i was younger and going to football alot in the mid 80's to early 90's

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mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

it became legend after most of the kids at my school saw 'the krays'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)

Heh

my uncle was friends with them back in the day, and in fact I spent an evening in a pub with some of them when I was a kid. I don't remember very much about it though.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

you should be a london cabbie

with anecdotes like that

salt of the earth they were, always kind to their mum, and only murdered locals, laaverly!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)

It's also what would happen to anyone trying to be all pirate-like and swinging on a rope with a dagger between his teeth.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)

thats cause sensible people

put the sharp edge pointing out

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)

Dagger, not knife.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)

I just looked that up.

It sounds horrific...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)

The Krays did it by pushing a sword into some fella's gob.

Kerb stomping is somewhat worse methinks.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)

You have a true skill in doing these.

Woo as always!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)

I like this.

Woo.

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Mod Edit, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

Can you give him a name?

I'm still not sure what to call him.

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)

Richard Alexander Magnus

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

cludgefuzzle

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

tristram

anyone know when the neew mitchell and webb series starts?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

Yes

Last Thursday

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)

ah piss

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)

cough isotorrent cough

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)

*cough*it's not that good*cough*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)

cough iplayer

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)

cough motherfuckin delorean cough

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spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)

SPACEY

I LOVE YOU
x

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)

Channel 4 though innit?

So you can stream it of 0D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)

Silly eminence.

BBC is not C4!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)

Ha!

My first miracle! I'l be a saint by Whit Sunday, just you wait!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)

don't worry, it was quite piss poor

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)

meh

i rate them

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)

I liked the first series

but this was pretty dire

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)

I think

Sir Percival Biggun!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

133.36 kB of crap the third

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mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

if you're going to get upset by people posting shit images

you'd be better off not being on b3ta

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

leave me alone

my carer says my images are quite charming

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

only so you'll let her touch your special places

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)

it doesn't matter how much I call for help, with a ball gag all I can get out is

"mermrarmmmrmaemrmm-lflflelellefefelflellf oooooh!"

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

*tumesces*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)

*starts*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)

i know this

but just the thread m3 created the other night is worth the agony, i was wetting myself

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mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)

link?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)

i don't know, the killer kitty photo one

i'll admit i was hammered but damn did i laugh

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mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)

You tease

What night was it?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)

hmmmm, let's see, i was smashed

must of been a week day :)

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mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)

You wear it as a badge of honour

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)

ahh, there it is

b3ta.com/board/8086401#post8086781

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mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)

Great Scot you're right!

HOW?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

Dunno where you got 133kb from

says here 172kb

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

Not for me it doesn't!

it says 133.36

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)

Me too,

although I do not think it is crap at all.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)

I quite like the lil fella

If it could make a halfway decent cup of tea, I'd be down the shops tomorrow buying one!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)

Oddness

*slaps computer silly*

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)

You know what they say about bad workmen.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)

they have big tools

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)

They have really trouble finding wellies that fit!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)

That's worse!

Shhhhhhush!

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)

Sporad

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

*likes*

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

Mumsie?

Are you my Mumsie?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

Crimshaw Moxingdale

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

Mr 136559

Because that is the number of bytes he occupies.
Still images should be less than 50kb.
That picture could easily be reduced with still enough room left for a bathroom en suite and a jacuzzi.
He is adorable though and as a backup name I think it should be Marmaduke De Bologne.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)

Apologies

I did check the FAQ and it said it could stretch to under 250kb.

I tried to scale him down and it kept going all fuzzy for some reason.

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

250kb for animations

Replace your image with this.

image woz here.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

okie doke

I changed to jpg and down to 400px wide and it's still 103kb here. But seeing as my comp lied earlier... :/

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)

you need to set the level of compression

jpeg has a compression control that lets you make images absoultely tiny, but the smaller it makes them the more messy they look.
Play with it a bit and learn what level of compression you need.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)

I think it *might* be related to the complexity

I did a massive bee pic and it was under 50kb in the same app, but this had more strokes and colours and came out quite big (in fact, the first one came out over a meg).

Thank you all for not attacking me anyway :-)

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)

We decided not to attack you

However we maimed your budgie while you were distracted.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)

You told me that was Peking Duck!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)

You should know never to trust what a woman says

We are all liars.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

Still images should be roughly 50kb or less

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

Dave

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McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)

png isn't your friend with this style of image

try jpeg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)

okie doke

*replaces and hopes no-one will notice*

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

It's still double the recommended maximum

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)

I replaced it with your one

Not quite sure how I managed to get it so big...

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)

jape eggs have a funny compression algorithm

most of the time, you can set it to between 3 and 5, hunt around for it next time you're saving an image

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spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)

depends what package, I set it to between 10 and 20% usually :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)

to be honest

i don't actually remember what i do, exactly

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spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)

marmaduke

'bye all, pub tiem
EDIT: or fangus

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)

Hm, could add fangs

I was thinking more whiskers though for some reason

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)

Have a vector victor.

iz it am Brandon tiem yet?

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)

Why not?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)

coz

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)

ALPACINO FUCKFACE

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

You could do this with orange and blue.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)

You sure that's not a victor vector?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit doin' Brandow's.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)

Yes

It means you don't win the B3tay B3ta cheque book and pen.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)

Hahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

i hope not

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mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)

Mwuahahaha!

Actually, I had no idea who he was until today...

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)

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McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)

Hahaha what the christ

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)

Mmm, creamy.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)

YES

I fucking love those.
In fact, have this:

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)

hahaha!

'edit' am I going to hell?

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McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)

So are you!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)

I walked right into that

ya cheeky mare!

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McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)

Yes. Yes you did!

Not out making the hearts flutter of the local lasses tonight?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)

heh

well, if by that you mean drinking and ogling then yes, I am. A lovely lass is having her 21st so how could I say no to an offer like that? How about yourself?

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McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)

meh the usual

Beating them off with a stick (I really should have read the Khama Sutra properly).

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)

Why do you persist with this?

It stopped being funny a long time ago.

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Mod Edit, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)

i never found it funny

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mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)

he's nine years old

he still finds pocoyo to be cultured witticism

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)

i'm sure some younger b3tans started a message board for the kids to use

no doubt they all got told off and sent to bed and the site got taken down by their mums

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mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

no it folded in on itself

because it was pointless shit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

I remember that...

was it called madnesstemple?
I used to check it out occasionally, but it was very slow at the best of times.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)

i got a few FPs on it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)

this is wtf awesome ;)

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)

holy crap

That made me snorf water out of my nose. woo hoo!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)

is that Richie Rich on the right?

: D

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McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)

see the suit jacket on the left.... I have one exactly like that

I love it.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)

reminds me of jack nicholson

just before he disappears on witches of eastwick!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)

HES ON F*^KING FIRE!

:( Im sorry

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)

brandow tiem is any tiem

and any tiem is brandow tiem

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)

Oh go on then..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)

Roger roger

Get us that clearance Clarence.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)

its never brandow time.

NEVER

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)

i think you may be disapointed by this thread

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)

that's not a vector, it's a raster image

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)

Connected lines = vector n'est-ce pas?

"All electronic art images are divided into one of two core types, raster images (also know as 'bitmaps') and vector images. In a nutshell raster images are composed of connected dots and vectors are images composed of connected lines."

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)

But you can create a vector-style raster.

That's a raster up there.
Not a vector.
You could call it a "vexel"

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)

I see!

Ok, so how's about... "Have a raster, Castor?"

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)

no, you cannot create a vector style raster

if you zoom in on a vector it will always be spline based and smooth, a raster image just becomes large pixels when you zoom right in.

What you're suggesting is that all vector images look the same and follow a similar basic block coloured style, which they really do not.
For example this is a vector image www.xara.com/gallery/business/aram_3/aram_3.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

i zoomed in on that and it went all pixelly

/devil's advocaat

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)

ask the artist for the original file

and I bet you twelvety bazillion £quids that it doesn't

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8093866

:)

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)

basically, imagine you've got paint on your chin

and you rub the shape with your chin that you want to fill, that would be raster

now if you got a stencil and put that on the paper and then rubbed your chin on it, you'd have a more accurate line based image

CHIN CHIN CHIN

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)

YES!!

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)

It am alwayz teh Brandoo tyme.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)

holy shit

would

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McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)

How about now?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)

STILL WOULD

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McBadger COW, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

/Oldschool

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[DTMX] Fishing hook, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)

COCKWATCH.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)

ris?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)

Crow Teim?

Frog Much?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)

crow time?

no, beer time!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)

"Probably crow time"

was the subject line I used to use when I posted my crow pics. Now that glassco has gone it's harder to find them... in fact googling it just now was a weird experience... oddly it seems to have memetically spread beyond the b3ta borders (and boarders).

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/board

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)

You're tempting me

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

Crow time?

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[DTMX] Fishing hook, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)

Probably :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)

thats a very raster like vector

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)

I lives and I learns ;)

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

Raster Vector Raster Vector Raster Vector Raster Vector Raster Vector

~~Vector~~ Vector ~~Vector~~ Vector ~~Vector~~ Vector ~~Vector~~ Vector ~~Vector~~ Vector ~~Vector~~ Vector ~~Vector~~ Vector ~~Vector~~ Vector ~~Vector~~ Vector ~~Vector~~ Vector ~~Vector~~ Vector ~~Vector~~ Vector ~~Vector~~ Vector ~~Vector~~ Vector ~~Vector~~ Vector ~~Vector~~ Vector

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)

Hello everyone!

Click for bigger (170KB)

I bought some new pens today.
What have you lot been up to?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)

Ive been looking for footage of Eduardos leg break

all day, which I saw and didnt think was that bad. Also, I have been trying to find a torrent of the soon to be released new Elbow album!

Edit: I have also been slowly demolishing a big sweetie kebab that I bought last night.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)

i've been looking for footage of the young criple girl from eldorado

rubbing her button with a pine cone

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mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)

Well when you find it

please add it to the links board :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)

Here's a still.

linky for reasons of stomach churningness.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)

Ewwwww!

OK, that does look work but still not as bad as David Busst and Henrik Larssons I dont think....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)

Let me explain.

These, have not been in asses.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)

it's pointing due xylophone!

we only have 10 minutes left! quick, fetch me a jug of milk, a sack of hair and an onion bhaji!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)

You should compile these into a book.

Fucking hell that's good.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)

Same old, same old.

Getting ordained as a minister and joining the turtle club:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)

Oh of course!

I did that too! :) Hello Brother Riverghost!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)

Don't worry about the brother millarki!

Your emminence will do just fine.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)

Arf!

I apologise your eminence!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)

*bends*

Now kiss my ring.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

Ooooh!

As the minister said to the minister....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)

Evening all.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)

Shopped pictures only pls.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)

Bugger - RPS is tomorrow.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)

QUICKLY, NINJA IN A 'B3TA' FLAG.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)

A B3ta flag?

I don't know what you mean.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)

Eeeeeppppkkrkkkkkk!

b3ta.com/board/7999887

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)

I can't be arsed now.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)

Clan SouI all growned up?

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Hokerou, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)

pffffft

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mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)

he's got a face on his head!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)

ANGRY MAN MUST BE DESTROYED.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)

From at least Neptune

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)

Great stuff!

The source images were pure gold.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)

link?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)

here ya go toasty

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)

hahahahahahaha, what the fuck did he post them up for?!

that's really asking for trouble

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)

;)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDRIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)

is this a spoiler?

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mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)

No.

That IS the film.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)

"OI LOOK AT ME WITH MY EXCEPTIONALLY LARGE MOUTH"

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)

I like this

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)

/run fire.exe

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)

Yay this satisfies 2 criterias for a repost.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)

*yawn*

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)

Oh god

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)

war cat

there. but i only have a 30 day trial. then it's back to adgif unregistered

(jonjonjon, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)

Dude, get 'Gif Movie Gear'. One minute, crop, optimize, done. - If you want the full version, gaz me, as your profile nearly blew up my laptop. :D

Mininova - GIF Movie Gear 4.1.2

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)

Oh, I thought that was his sig

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)

You'd like that, wouldncha.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)

Maybes I wood

ana maybes I woo'unt.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)

Make an assessment.

- Old Gregg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)

CROPTOMISE.

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)

pYow! pYow!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)

blat blat blat

:D nice 'un

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McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:47, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:01, archived)

top gnop

eve'nings all

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)

lol-ed

true

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)

nice

on a less happy note i've just discovered pratchett is in Bath tonight, ARSE

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)

Pratchett is in your bath?

Burst in suddenly playing a trumpet

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)

hahaha

he'd not remember how he got there poor fellow

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)

damn

wish i was in Bath, instead of about to have a bath.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)

Any particular reason for Bath fancying?

Or do you just dislike washing?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)

i'm a huge pratchett fan

and he's there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)

*Resists 'If you're a huge fan then blow me' joke*

What about if Terry Pratchett gave you a bath?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)

god, no!

i'm a fan, not a mental! he's old enough to be my dad!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)

Okay then, i'll give you a bath

Whilst reading Pratchett books...

And swanning around naked.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)

I am also going to be having a bath.

For at least an hour.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)

don't get your pc wet

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)

I'm not taking everyone with me.

That'd be decidedly uncomfortable.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)

Hahahahahahahah

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)

i wasn't meant to be this far east this weekend

so wouldn't have made it anyway. also didn't know that bath had a literary fest

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)

Where are you, Penang?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)

Or Penge possibly...

I don't know where that is actually, but it makes me laugh.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)

nah brizzle

but was meant to be in dartmoor. mate's car broke down so stayed in bristol

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)

That's beautifully done.

*clicks*

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)

I told you not to open that.......

Gorg - www.b3ta.com/board/8050676
Animal - www.b3ta.com/board/8043130
Cookie Monster - www.b3ta.com/board/8025572
Teh Fear - www.b3ta.com/board/8000106

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)

Getting bored of these now

But woo nonetheless.

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Hokerou, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)

Have no fear

This was the last one...

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)

Dont you open that TRAP DOOR!

I have a Trap Door cook book :) It am aces!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:01, archived)

I wholeheartedly loved that film

And anyone who says it's crap is wrong so there

(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)

having a go at the moving backgrounds myself

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PhoenixBlend, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:49, archived)

haha

This is ace :D

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)

Arf!

Edit: Does anyone on here know anything about pensions? Basically, I wanna know if there is a way that I can take my money out of one? Just as money though, not to put into another plan....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)

I'm not so sure you can

but having a look, I found this
www.personal-pension-release.co.uk/questions-and-answers.asp

any good?

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McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)

Oh cool

Ill have a look through....

Cheers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)

if it's a private pension, you probably can, it'll explain how in the literature that came with it.

there will be massive penalties on doing this though, and unless you actually desperately *need* the money i'd advise against it.

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)

Pfft!

In more ways than one!

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)

woo!

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McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)

Woo hoo!

and clicks all round! Ping-wing missile too.

I have done something rather silly. No idea why.

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)

What the freckles?

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Hokerou, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)

well might you ask!

'seam trojan horse' was in my mind but when I google-imaged 'trojan horse' (or it might have been 'hoover attachments' - better not to ask) pretty boy popped up and he was too good to pass by. Is this an appropriate juncture at which to tender an apology? Thought so. Sorry.

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)

I still like it :)

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Hokerou, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)

Cracking stuff!

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)

Apologies

I only have paint and poor taste

(Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)

I wonder if the pressure of

fame is getting too much for her

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)

The Maddie McCann of 2008!

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Hokerou, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)

Maddie isn't dead.

She ran away from her parents to join Al Quieda.

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)

That explains a lot

How are you this evening?

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Hokerou, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)

It does.

I'm alright thank you, how are you?
I just measured the height and width of 100 cockle shells.

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)

Pissed off.

Fecking missed out on a party but the missus didn't

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Hokerou, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)

Oh dear.

I don't go to parties. Unless there are many people i know.

/is one of the ones who sits in the corner and refusing to dance.

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)

Heh, I'm not a party person.

I ends up sitting and cuddling Kat and/or reading.

What's pissed me off is that she's there and I'm not. I'm a possessive bastard.

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Hokerou, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)

If its only my friends, then i'm fine.

Family or strangers is bad.

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)

A mixture of friends and strangers

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Hokerou, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)

She looks like

Angels little sister from byker Grove....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)

anti-boredom device deployed for GoS

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)

GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE!

GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE! GEESE!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)

Fun AND educational!

YAY!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)

Fucking

yes.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)

This is learn.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)

Is it not a little large?

Love it anyway :D

(Sheepdean was rifling through your underwear drawer on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)

yes, 9,094 bytes over

it's down to 31 colours, any fewer and GoS's boredom would not be dealt a sufficient blow

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)

3.02kb over actually.

Worth mentioning because it's going to shave a couple of years off your sentence.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)

3.02 kb?

You cad you!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)

3.02kB?

The fucking cunt.
He should be hanged by his scrotum

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)

Yeah!

How absolutely dare him! The bounder! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)

*cowers*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)

Cheesy geese!

Do you have squeezy cheesey geese?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)

Yuletide cheesey geese?

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)

HAH! tttststster!

Weren't you down for tonight's bash?

along with myself!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)

I was, but unfortunatley my monetary issues have left me with £4.

I'll DEFINITELY make a bash ASAP though. As soon as funds are plentiful, and the wind is blowing in the right direction I'll be there, drinking you all under the table, and making a tit of myself. Also drawing kitties.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)

You don't have to sit under the table you know!

You can drink at the table like the rest of us!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)

Ohhhhh, that's no one invites me out anymore..

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)

*glees*

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spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)

fish!!!!

Hello :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)

well hello!

nice weather for ducks that like strong winds, eh

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spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)

Where I am

it's nice weather for ducks that like snow :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!

(

Hokerou, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)

Looks like a swan to me.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)

Oooh, picky.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)

Heheh

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)

I posted it in a "duck" thread

So as long as it's not a duck, I'm happy.

(

Hokerou, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)

Well I like it, whatever it is.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)

That's what I thought...

...betch!

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Hokerou, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)

GEESE!

TJ: i'm having trouble with hosting and want to put a pic of me in my profile. the only way i've managed to do this is to upload the pic and post it, then retrieve it from my images. if i was to post a pic of myself for a moment, then delete it, just so that i could get it into my profile, would anybody object?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:39, archived)

I would

It would make me cry

(Sheepdean was rifling through your underwear drawer on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)

Why not use b3tards?

If you're using FF, I get this sometimes too. Just close it and try again and if that doesn't work, end it with task manager. The process, that is.

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Hokerou, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)

i've been trying for hours

still no joy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)

Ah well

Good luck with it.

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Hokerou, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)

bloody hell

if it is that much trouble just upload it here.
www.imageshack.us/

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)

it's ok, i've got it covered now.

thanks for the help, though :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)

upload the picture

to b3ta hosting, then copy the link. Don't hit post and click back on the browser, go to update profile and past the link. Bingo.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)

i tried

it just deleted the link

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)

highlight the

link it produces by left click and dragging over it, then hit right click and copy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:54, archived)

not getting a link

i think firefox is the problem, i'll try through google

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)

weird

i use firefox and it always works for me. is it too big? i don't get a link when they're over 400k

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)

don't think so

i've got 2 in there, but the thirs had been messing me about. ttssattr is giving me a hand with it, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)

please

send the picture to my mail address

enquiries[AT]gamebox[DOT]net and I'll give you a link to the hosted picture

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:01, archived)

Hmm

try going to the 'new post' bit, then the 'need image hosting?' and upload the picture. Copy the address and then press cancel. No new post is posted and you've got your image on b3ta hosting. It's what I do when puting a new picture as a reply to a thread.

*waits to be told why this is wrong...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)

tried that

all that happened was the typed address appeared in my profile

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:54, archived)

you don't have to post

just upload, copy the code and profile it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:49, archived)

Can you not just use photobucket?

Or something to that effect.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)

everything i try has messed up, i'm getting a bit annoyed tbh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)

sounds like you are

not posting HTML in your profile.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:01, archived)

god knows

i've emailed the pic to ttssattr, so it's sorted now. thanks, guys!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)

HHAHAHA AN HOUR LATE BUT EXCELLENT

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)

You burned her hair!

Foul fiend!

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)

aww.

set up a support group for bullied b3tans.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)

People call you a cunt more often than they call me one :)

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)

But there is a difference between we proper cunts

and you minor irritants.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)

I know there is,

but at least now he can't say I put no effort into anything.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)

the only effort you put in is

to make sure you reply at least twice in every thread and every now and then post a planet made by studying a filter tutorial.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)

I've not only made planets.

I've made vectors, for one thing, and I've done plenty of other things, but I don't need to prove myself to you.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)

And the relevance is what?

I'm a cunt. B3ta is used to cunts. I'm not some annoying kid trying to turn b3ta into a fucking social network playground for children.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)

I'm not doing that either.

I didn't open floodgates for children to come onto a public website that anyone has access to, really, so you can't blame me for anything.
I appreciate the fact that you hate children, as well you should, we are, as you put it, irritating. Not in all cases, but in many, but you're not going to change b3ta, are you?

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)

I don't think he meant all kids.

Besides, I've been lurking since I was 14. And I've never caused any problems for anyone.

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Hokerou, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)

Oh it's you is it?

Get out of my sodding bushes!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:46, archived)

But your breasts are so pleasurable!

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Hokerou, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:54, archived)

I think he did. But especially me.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:47, archived)

Fair enough

I think you enjoy the attention secretly ;)

(

Hokerou, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)

^this

But I'm just in a cunty mood tonight anyway

(

Hokerou, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)

I think it was rob who instigated the 'Add friend' and 'I like this' functions.

He was also thoughtful enough to include 'Ignore' and "Hide" functions.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)

Explain this.

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:49, archived)

It's fairly clear, isn't it?

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)

No.

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)

Of course it isn't.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)

nyomnyomnyomnyomnyom.

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)

If I was her I would be damned chuffed to see that.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)

^This

It's very very good!

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)

^that

tis a slice of woo

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)

Ver' woo!

\o/

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)

SK8...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)

Click for bigger (396KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)

501000?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)

950

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)

Oh of course.

Bloody hell, I can't remember a single lesson of Classics.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)

NOP

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)

PON

de left hand side.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)

haha, you fool grotbags had green curly hair

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mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)

Hahah

got the hair the wrong color though. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)

...See Dorothy,...I am sophisticated!...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)

That's very scary.

*click*

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)

Good timing.

Exactly an hour between threads!

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)

No, because you have Killerkitti on ignore.

Why am I saying this? I'm on ignore too.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)

Obsessive compulsive disorder.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)

SEVENTEEN.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)

OH FUCK

ITS GOING TO SHIT ON MY KIDS

Woo!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)

Haha, check it out:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/7260526.stm

Sorry if it's old news.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)

Good idea :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)

wow

that really IS scary

(

PhoenixBlend, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)

Redsushi!

EDIT: Okay, who's next?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)

nice work on the shirt!

also: YAAAAAAY WALES! 47 - 8! *joys*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)

Thank you.

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)

That was painfull to watch.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)

hehe

i only caught the last 20 minutes. seemed pretty good to me!

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)

It was a masacre.

Bring on the England - France match I say.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)

go France!

[/typical Welshie "anyone but the English" attitude]

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)

GO REFS.

/blatantly stolen from..no i can't remember where its from.
It was probably shite what ever it was.

(

Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)

fook off

bloody italians only playing for 40 minutes

and those posts were not regulation thickness

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)

He looks very vacant.

And I'm glad he's clothed.
Woo! :)

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)

Hahah

he's pretty vacant.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)

He's a bit scary too.

*paranoids*

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)

that's why he wears convict clothing

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)

I'm not surprised.

He asked me if I wanted to see his cock.
*shudder*

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)

Thats because he probably thought you would like to see it.

(

Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)

He was being thoughtful then.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)

He is a pedo?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)

I don't know,

but that's a very big accusation to make.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)

Yes I know.

We need to hire a like detective? Or just like, leave 'im be.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)

I say leave him be.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)

pAedo.

sorry. Everyone spells it wrong these days. and its annoying. PEDO is pronounced different like.

(

Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)

EXCUSE ME WHILE I TAKE A RIDE ON THIS PAEDALO

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)

PAEDOLOL!

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McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)

American spelling is pedo

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)

OMFG.

That explains a lot.

I still don't like it though.

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)

Can we talk?

I understand your annoyance with words. I share that feeling with some words.
And one of the major offenders for me is "alot".
It isn't a word. IT. ISN'T. A. WORD.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)

I know.

I don't know why i do it.
I know it's a lot. But when i type it, i always miss the space.

(

Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)

I always say a lot.

Not alot.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)

You is Paul Daniels

AICMFP

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)

It is, Caewan is being narrow minded.

NARROOOOWWWW

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)

And?

Well, actually, i was unaware of this, and English people say it all the time too.

(

Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)

are you scared of chickens?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)

THERE ARE MORE CHICKENS ON THE EARTH THAN HUMANS!

Thusly, I am scared of chickens.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)

Are there really?

Are there more cats than humans. i really need to know. for science.

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)

Yes, which is why they're always in packs when they come for your blood.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)

Pfft

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)

Plastic is stuck to my finger through

staticness.

(

Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)

Makes me happy

when that happens.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)

It makes me flail abit.

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)

Hahah

the mental image I get is quite amusing. You're an utter spazz in my head.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)

I flail all the time.

True story.

The other day someone said to me that their boyfriend had been possessed by barney.
So i jumped up and yelled "exorcism time!" and flailed abit.

^college is insane.

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)

Barney?

Like, the purple dinosaur? I was always scared of him. And his voice was fucking freaky.

My mom's cell phone started buzzing and ringing so I jumped out of my chair and had a flailing and coughing fit.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)

Yup.

That very "dinosaur".

(

Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)

Hahahah

Does he have a British accent in England?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)

No.

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)

Aw.

That's kinda disappointing.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)

I heard a Barney rhyme:

I love you, you love me,
We're a happy family,
With a click click bang, and a bullet too the head,
Whoopsie daisy Barney's dead!

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)

Over here it's:

I love you, you love me,
let's get together and kill Barney.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)

I like it when the lifty-up bit of my graphics tablet sticks to my hand.

It crackles :)

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)

YOU crackles.

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)

There are.

And I don't think so...the chickens thing i know, because, well...I collect useless facts somehow.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)

I'm trying to work out how long it would take to destroy the earths cat population,

through masturbation.

God killing kittens and such.

(

Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)

You just want a better excuse than

"I'm trying to see if it makes my palms hairy"

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)

So's your face.

(

Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)

NO U

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)

eat more chickens.

this will help to redress the balance.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)

^^ sage advice

mmmm, sage. and onion.

(

McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)

get stuffed

;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)

Needs more hight lines though!

like when police take your photo.

(

Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)

this^

was very tempting to do.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)

you should have

everyone likes a laugh ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)

woo!

nice job, stripes are fun to vector

'edit' one of my first ever b3ta posts

stripes

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McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)

YES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)

YES

Also, oooh, I like that. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)

YES

It is very good :D

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)

smart

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)

dumb.

are we playing word association?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)

Sister.

Yes.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)

brother

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)

family

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)

guy

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)

bumchin

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)

ash

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)

misty

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)

deaf

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)

def jam records

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)

blind soup productions

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)

BLIND LEMON

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)

green lemon

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)

venitian

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)

Whoop!Whoop!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)

Was waiting for that

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)

Had to be done!

Draw me...Differently!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)

Differently?

Gaz me a picture...

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)

Yeah, you drawed me before, draw me 'differently 'as in style.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)

Okay.

Like up there, just gaz me.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)

t'is woo!

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)

*curtsy*

thank you, sir.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)

Nicely done.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)

Red sushi is Hiro Nakamura

AICMFP

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)

Arf!

"Great-a Scott!"

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)

Fantastical :)

Do me! Do me! Do me! :D
Please ^.^

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)

Gaz me a picture then.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)

Done and diddled :D

Thanks ^.^

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)

Thank you miss Kitti :)

Although the top is pink and brown ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)

I thought it might be pink

but I weren't sure. My monitor's colors are all screwed up. I can recolor it, if you want. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)

Dont be silly!

Its lovely!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)

artistic lolsense

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)

trimmed the goatee

real photo compo saturday?

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)

Compo it!

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)

dammit

always forget that

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)

now THAT is a moustache

(

McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)

oh no. You appear

to have been attacked by your great grandmother's curtains. Fear not. Help is in the pub.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)

Those are not curtains

That is clearly gilded edging, all the fashoinable mans about town have gild edging.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)

hand embroidered

cost me a tener from a second hand shop back in, erm, '80 something

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)

dug out the original 70s fancy dress shirt

going for the Rafael Semmes look

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)

ah yes.

the Larry Grayson look, I see it now.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)

That's glorious.

Edit: I am cooking. *toddles off*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)

cooking?

*jealouses*
i've got a ham sammidge and mug of tea.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)

trimmed the goatee?

is that a euphemism?

Here's a new-thread-undeserving spiderman

it took me an unforgivable length of time to do that so I will be offering no apologies. Sorry.

(

Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)

Alright Earl!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)

jeepers, that's quite a shirt

you been stealing clothes from gay cowboys again?

TJ: can anyone recommend some quality asian breakbeat?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)

arf!

I read that as 'asian breakfast' initially. Doesn't matter cos I know similar amounts of zero about both. Sorry.

Damn!

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)

Am I seeing

the results of an unholy union between the lead singers from The Killers and The Flaming Lips here? Perhaps not. Great pic, btw!

(

Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)

Edit: didn't check file size....

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)

for killerkitti (and anyone else who's feeling rubbish today)

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)

If it gets my art coursework done, I'm all for it

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)

In that case, I'll repost the cake I made for her:

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)

ahh, how sweet, a cake made of sick and catfood

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)

LIES

It is eggs, flour, sugar, chocolate, cream, strawberries and oranges!

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)

post it again and again

we all love photos of stuff.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)

I thought I'd copied the html,

but my dad's mouse is crap and didn't click it properly!
I didn't notice and then I had to find it again.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)

I made YOU a cake, but I ated it

off my sexy nipples.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)

especially the blurry ones like this

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)

My sister smacked the camera against a chair when the batteries ran out.

That and I can't take photos.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)

Smart cookie,

your sister is. ;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)

Dad's cooking for us tonight, and he takes after Grandma with his cooking.

So instead of eating dad's wonderful food, she just went out to get MacDonalds.

She's not right in the head.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)

Have you not figured out the difference

between emo-space and b3ta yet. Nobody wants to hear about your day or see your dog or be upset that you live in some kind of chav infested hole, here on b3ta. We just want impressive pictures made by use of talent.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)

I was just thinking this

It's nice that people can be such friends thanks to B3ta, but why can't they DO WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE DOES and talk offboard through MSN or whatever is the current messenger of the moment.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)

Naw, they like having their conversations on here to show they have friends.

Unlike the rest of us who really have friends and have no need to pretend to have a life.

(Wize, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)

this

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)

heheh!

Healthy, delicious, yet strangely grey in parts...

(

sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)

It's not healthy at all.

I worked it out, but I forgot.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)

'starts counting calories'

'runs out of fingers'

(

McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)

It was quite a few!

I ate most of it myself :P

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)

Thanks in advance.

I think Kk's bug is just starting to get me.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)

IT HAS ENTERED YOUR MOUGH

OH NO

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)

mough?

ahhh, the flemish word for anus

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)

He typed "MOUTH" wrong on iSketch once.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)

^.^

*huggles*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)

I don't get it, but it vibrates.

And this is good, looking at your track record of vibrating people.
Therefore this means I am forced to click "I like this"

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)

lul whut?

*half gets it*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)

Nothing to get...

just an odd source pic that I spent 2 minutes animating :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)

Here

an attempted threadsaver.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)

THREAD IS SAEVD

(

ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)

Cocking

ACE!
*click*

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)

Wowsers

(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)

*vibrates*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)

Hahahah

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)

I iz sick. D:

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)

nice pic

poor you :(

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)

Thank you.

And yes. :/

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)

you also appear to have no arms

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)

My arm is the black and red stripe. And i'm lying on the other.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)

aaah

hugging your knees

i thought you were tied up by a bell-ringing rope

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

Yes.

Curling up in a ball, like. I do that a lot.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

I tend to sleep like this

then periodically stretch out

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)

Yes.

So do I.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)

I've started opening my window all night

so when I'm too warm I can stick my foot out and it feels awesome. Feels top in the morning being all warm, too.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)

Hahahah

that's cool! I sleep on a soaking wet bed (pour ice water on it) and with my window open. When I wanna get sick so I don't have to go to school. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)

I thought your arms had turned into strawberry laces

evidently, I was wrong

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

*bites arm*

No. :[

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

My arms are made of breadsticks and spaghetti

They're very fragile, but it really helps getting in the Italian ladies.

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)

I wish they would make balls of strawberry laces

like wool. I could knit myself a scarf/morning snack.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)

buy some!

please! do this!

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

BUT NOWHERE MAKES IT THAT LONG

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

then perhaps some kind of weaving?

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)

This may work.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)

^this

(

mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

I have been known

to braid entire bags of strawberry laces

/too much spare time

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McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

Were you wearing a little frilly dress and a bonnet while you did this?

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

I still am.

(

McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

God you make me so moist.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

I am speechless

'is shocked'

(

McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)

*licks own chair alluringly*

Don't say you're not tempted.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

well, I'm convinced

(

McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

You should see what I'm doing with my knees right now.

You'd literally explode your genitals.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

i would pay real money to see that

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

to see what she's doing with her knees? or to see genitals literally explode as a result?

(

mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)

nutsplosions, of course

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

How much?

Edit:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZGkRtr3Yxg&feature=related

Peter Frampton does Black Hole Sun as an instrumental. I shit you not.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

twelvety

EDIT: what a tit.
EDIT 2: shit! mised my 7000th!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)

Phwoar.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)

Funnily enough

I recorded a jazz trio doing a freeform version of that very song last night. I don't have a fancy lookin' video, though.

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)

I'm now listening to

I Love Your Way.

Everyone can shit off, this is a lovely song.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)

As in

'OOOH baby I love your way, every day-yayeeay'?

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)

That's the one.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)

try listening to

moon on the rain by fairground attraction. i love that song.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

I'm now listening to Ben Harper

play Sexual Healing, as recommended by a b3tan with very good taste.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

i just love

fairground attraction

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)

Sweet.

I love a bit of reggae-pop, I do.

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

back in 5 minutes

5 about 1

(

McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)

they're fused and ready to blow

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

KERBANGO

shouted Harry.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

Hermione couldn't believe

how much of the creamy white potion Harry had managed to conjure in such a short space of time

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)

Pfft

(

ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)

BLOODY HELL

shouted Ron. The filthy mouthed purveyor of ginger manfoam.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)

ginger manfoam needs to be t-shirted!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)

I can't wear it

I'm ginger. People'll get confused.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)

tell them

you're the result of ginger manfoam

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

My dad'd kill me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

is he ginger?

my dad isn't, but he looks like a dessicated penguin. his twin brother is the image of magnum

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)

my dad was

bald n grey now

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)

OMG!

your mum never came to clubs in Manchester or Warrington in the early 80's did she? I can't cope with any more surprise kids.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)

like this?

that's a long time ago :(

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)

Exactly like that.

That's going in my special folder.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)

I certainly seem pleased about it.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)

As you should be.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

That's not what I was expecting

when I clicked on that. But I don't know what I was expecting.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)

maybe you were expecting this?

possibly

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)

Yes.

i think that is more what I was expecting. hahahah

EDIT: i might draw this. D'you mind?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)

I don't have any issues with that

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)

Alright.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

*pelvic contraction*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)

*points and clicks*

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)

*falls off chair*

*lies on floor shaking and looking a bit frightened*

Are you EROS?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

Even the filename is perfect.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)

hahaha

that was an odd evening.

and why I placed that on the internet I'm unsure.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)

Because you rock, my friend.

Because you rock.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

you're not the only one ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

I'd be sick if someone cut my legs off above the knees

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

What if I gave you lots of morphone and antibiotics?

Could I cut off your legs then?

I suddenly have an excellent idea for them.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

tell me!

*agogs*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)

Right.

plasticise them like Dr Von Haagen, then attach them to my bathroom wall and use them as a towel rack.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

stick them to the back of your car, so they look like they're hanging out of the boot

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

:-( I no have car.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

bugger.

ruined an otherwise damn fine plan.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

I have your car?

I can drive. Ish. Well, I can drive in a straight line.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

i have no car

and i can't drive.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

You and I should never get stranded together.

Well, unless there's a car available with keys, and where we need to get to is in a straight line.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)

definitely.

i could probably drive an automatic, i'm fecking lethal on the dodgems

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)

*shudders*

don't like them cars without gears.

and the tiptronic in the VW golf is appalling

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

they put tiptronic in a skateboard?

oh how they pander to Johnny racer and his Max Power chums.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

it's hideous

nice enough car, or at least would be with a proper gearbox.
but you flick it from "D" into tiptronic, nudge it up a gear and wait two minutes for it to happen.
drives fairly well in Sport mode, but you still feel like you've become hemiplegic due to a right sided CVA

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

my main reason for wanting to drive

is the bugatti veyron.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)

doesn't come in automatic though

i sincerly hope

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

i seriously doubt

they'd sully a car like that by making it automatic

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)

7 speed sequential

semi auto. ( twin clutch but you don't operate it )

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)

especially when

the engineer who designed the gearbox worked so hard to make it so light. not gonna whack a ton of kit on it so my sister can drive it (can't drive manuals, but has an excuse)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)

true

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)

AMERICA

FTW, it would be like Wilma and loose knees or whatever they were called only this time there might actually be a chance of seeing some girl on girl action. I have 3 cars and a video camera. I feel a plan coming on ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)

But if I go to America there will be Americans

and they seem to not like me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

that's what guns were invented for

plus it's the movies. We'll just have a giant floppy monster come out of the sea and eat them all ( fuck off Cloverfield )

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

*books tickets*

so, which airport are we going to?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

Fucking hell.

You're going to be shagging the gear stick ALL THE WAY, aren't you?

Edit: there are many videos of this on the internets. It looks like far too much hassle for my liking.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)

sex in cars is difficult and uncomfortable

i once put my foot right through the passenger window.
bloody cramp.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

Don't do it on a motorbike

unless you're VERY sure you've put the stand on.

Also leathers are designed to make you not have sex. Bastards.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)

Barton

Aerodrome ( Lancashire aero club ) is where you will find my executive jet parked

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)

One day I will have my license.

Then you won't be able to get me down. THEN I'm going to get a fucking EuroFighter. COME ON.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)

I took it up a few years back as a bit of fun

As my mate owned a Cessna 152 and was happy to take me up and teach me for paying half fuel ( he got his hours in for less cost ). Then I became proficient and realised all my hours counted for nothing so I took up my PPL. Not cheap but well worth it seeing as I live near the airport.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

do you has

little packets of salted peanuts?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)

you will get all the

salty supplements you need madam, and be very grateful for it. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)

mmmmmm

nuts...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)

only if you replaced them with really cool robot legs

or maybe some kind of hover chair

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

How about a skateboard?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

turned you into Davros?

(

mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

no, I'm thinking something more lightweight and floaty

like the Mekon's

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

It's a skateboard or this lap tray.

Oh I could just plonk you on my mantelpiece. We'll consult you periodically on matters of grave importance.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)

would you leave his undercarriage intact so you could harvest his seed for nefarious purposes?

(

mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

Mrs Toast could do that.

We'd keep her on as Ward of the Oracle. She could sleep in the hearth. Toastarella, hah.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)

my word, you have enough dastardly plans to keep comic book supervillians amused for aeons!

(

mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

cosy

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

I'm taking this as a

'yes Fae please do this you have my full legal permission.'

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)

this seems a legitimate interpretation to me.

(

mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

*consults lawyer*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)

Awwww fliddy legs.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

Awww

u is a littil bit vere sick.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

Was it that big spider on your head?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

That's muh roots.

All the pink is growing out. I might redo it all this weekend though. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

You're not naturally pink haired?

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

poor you!

maybe if you hadn't swapped your head onto a midget's body, you'd feel better ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

rolling up in a ball is a good plan, the sick might not find you :D

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

Exactly.

Those're my thoughts exactly.

But it found me already. I'm playing dead, so maybe it'll go away. Like a bear.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

silly Killerkitti, bears do not play dead, that is possums

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

You'll scare off any bear

with your nipples alone.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

and THAT is why i am a pirate!

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

But...but...

if a bear find you, supposedly, you're 'sposed to play dead. *shrugs* I dunno if it's true or not.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

nooooo

you're to make yourself as big as possible and back away slowly

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

Oh...

what animal are you supposed to play dead in front of, so it leaves you alone, then?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

the rabbit

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)

Ooooh.

Ooops.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)

no, you're supposed to summon your demon familiar to eviscerate them

that goes for bratty children also

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

oh hai

lol, aww get better 'n stuff. Today I combed my hair. what did you do, oh and OMG you member that girl I was telling you about from skoool. Well OMG u wont bleeve me. OMG she looked at me today. I nearly died.
Luv you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

a/s/l

u leik cyber?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

10/i hope so before I'm 27/up my own teenaged, angst ridden, arse.
wanna cyber?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

OMG

So im rubin bacon on ur nek, yea? That maek u HOT?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

Oh ys

Raid me like teh Wermacht

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

can't type..one..handed.

*spuffs*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

Yoo maek me do teh sex wee.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)

hai!

Ohmigod thanks! No wai! srsly! She must liek u or sumthin. zomygawd thats cool!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

go to your room

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mongychops, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

arf!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)

Aww :(

*hugs*
Feel better soon!

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

Thank you.

:]

At least my neck don't hurt as much! ^.^ This weekend is been fial so far. Hahah

Oh, right. Your address. I don't actually know it. Gaz it mofoho or something?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

I realised that a second ago.

I forgot that you're not psychic!

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

Hahah

I realised it as well. I'm not actually a stalker. I just play one on the internets.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

Oh ok then! :)

I have sent my address to mofaha, and said that if he does want to give it to terrorists, tell them to knock first.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)

Hahah

Yay! I will send you a letter sometime this week. Probably. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

Yay! :D

I feel all special.
Be warned, my handwriting is terrible.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

Hahah

mine's not great. A's look like D's, which gets confusing. Even for me. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)

My letters look like squashed insects

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

Hahahah I don't know if I feel worse for the letters, the insects, or you?

But I don't like insects. So it's the letters or you.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)

knock knock.

"Who's there?"
Terrorism.
"Terrorism who?"
*nukes your house*

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

Polite terrorism.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)

can i has bomb ur house plx?

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Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)

Awwww!

*hugs kittit better again*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

Thank you.

ALso, I'm doing your picture today, sir. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

The other night he asked me to animate him naked.

I was scared.
I declined.

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

Smart.

He sent me a picture to draw. He is wearing clothes. In the picture at least.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

Maybe he just likes boys

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)

you could've worn clothes

and told him your were naked, he'd never have known

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)

Hah

^this^

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)

This was what I meant

I think he was confused....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

Hahah

living room lols

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

Yays!

*glees*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

I hope it's not the bad aids

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

It is a cold.

But a bad, mean cold.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

*phew*!

Prodge has us all worried then

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ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

Awwww - my sympathies

If it's any consolation, i have felt like this:

all week :(((

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

the Soviet Mickey Mouse

wasn't quite as fun.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)

sick is bad, I sympathise.

I'm drawing some Goose Quest... it's slow going.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

Thank you.

why is it slow going?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)

Geese aren't very fluid movers.

so trying to animate a goose w andering about either looks far too move, as if the silly thing is floating or it's trying it's best to do an impression of ED-209 from Robocop... falling down the stars in a rather pathetically jerky fashion

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)

Awww

hahahah
that sounds adorable. A stumble-y goose.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)

Aaaaw not good

:(

Yays I'm now an ordained priest. Thank you internets!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

ordained priests does not sexing redheads

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)

that'll teach you to go out in the snow

get well soon

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)

I know!

I'm never leaving the house again!

Ta, dear. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)

What kind of disease?

Everything can be solved with a cup of tea!
/English

If that doesn't work: *defibrillates*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)

I has a bad cold.

It am making me have lots of coughing fits.

Tea does fix everything, it's true. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

Nasty, I had that

It's crossed the pond?
Blame my friend, he's got/had it and he was there last week.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

Ah!

What a bitch!
I think I caught it at school. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)

And he caught it from my other friend

Who caught it from my ex
Who also gave it to me.

Damn ex's x]

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)

nyom

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

He looks like he's spied a lovely lady across the way.

:D this is ace.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

heather?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

Locklear?

Possibly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)

she's still

lovely.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)

bracken?

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)

burdock?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)

Ooooh dandelion and burdock.

*slurps*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)

was never a fan

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)

fool!

'tis the nectar of the gods!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

Have another old one then!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)

shopped pictures only, please...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

gnopgnopgnop!

Top gnop.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

Ta!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)

'shopped photos only please

/ac

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

minelli?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)

Max Bygraves?

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

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McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)

YES! hahaha

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

:D this makes me very happy

not only because of gnoppy goodness, but also because Jackie Chan is just one of the cutest things in the known universe.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

He's lovely in't he.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)

In oh so many ways.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

JACKIE CHAN RULES.

Like, totally. Like, wow. Epic. Jackie Chan.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

Like me?

Thank you!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)

BUGGER.

You smell.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)

I smell grrrrrreeeeat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)

you smell of

honey, cereal and tigers?
weird.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)

it would be enough

to start me licking, that's for sure.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)

heh

you like the taste of tigers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

Rawr.

Right. I smell of lemon, and whatever my facial scrubby pad things smell of.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

urine?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

No, this is an entirely new box

I promise never to get that drunk again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

i would never promise that

i know it's a promise i couldn't keep.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)

*whiffs*

*rolls around on floor clutching his face*

Yeah, not too bad actually.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)

Told you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

A little ripe, perhaps.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)

ripe like a lovely nectarine.

Yeah shush now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)

Hahahahaha.

I still win in spirit.

*skips into the sunset*

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Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

jackie chin!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)

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