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# HI I HAV A TREA 4 U

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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# gnarly, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# oooh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# nice
although you should rotate it 3o
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Have I missed something?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# nope
I'm being a cunt, it's all I'm good for
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Oh ok :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# which direction
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# upwards

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# West
and forwards in time
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# now this i can work with
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# quick - everyone get into my canoe
... it travels forwards in time at the speed of time!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# i don't have a canoe
it's a kayak
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# never mind
I'm sure you'll be allowed a canoe one day... perhaps if you study harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# don't want a canoe
they're more likely to tip over and give you massive fucking bruises on your ASISs
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# DAS IST GUTT.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Fucking
YES
Ace!
I WUD LIEK A TREA PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# OH IT'S A TREE
'tis very good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# very nicely done

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Well done you.
That is very good.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Kindling !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# last of the day


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(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# ... woo yay
although - I always imagines a great deal of hijinks at work in a crem'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Do burns victims get a price reduction?
/someone elses joke blog
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# hehehe
noise
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Would you like to take a trip to the seamside with me?

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Oh i would like to be beside the seam side.
If there are shells. I'm 50 short.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# There are shells a plenty
Watch out for the rough edges.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Yay!
*measures*
*makes graph showing corelation between witdth and height*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# hahahaha! New Compo title.
"Seams"
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# That seams fine to me.
We'd be bursting at the seams with entries.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# You should be as(h)eamed of yourself.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# In other news, scinentists have found the G spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Yay science!
There was a funny headline on the News Channel on my Wii the other day. It said:
"Scientists' row over G Spot nears climax"

Best. Headline. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
I read it in NewScientist on the bus about 20 mins ago
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# It really is a funny story.
So there IS a G Spot?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Yes.
Although they have to scan to find it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# and not all wimmins have one
... or not all of the wimmins they scanned had one to be found in the scan
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# *plays Barry White records*
*dishes up the bolognese and red wine*
*fires up the ultrasound machine*

uuuummmm - aw yeah baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# but the women scanned
had to have said they had experienced vaginal orgasm.

all the other women just have shit sex lives (or were included in the below study)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# No. 9 did,
11 didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# hmm
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# It makes sense for them to want a control.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# *osscilates at the opposite frequency*
mmh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# that's not
a big enough group. also there's no control. won't get published in any reputable journal.



Razzle it is
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# fuck
that was meant to be an edit
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Yes
Look it up on wikipedia
It's got a very helpful diagram
Click for the article.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# *was expecting horses*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Oh sorry, did I disapoint?
Horses.

Shitting christ, whenever I make a link it always comes up as the site adress with the link adress after!?
Ohhh, it needs the "http://"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# That am not horses.
Meanie.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# I know :(
It's a problem
Help?
Fixed.
Enjoy :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Were the poor scientists all red in the face
...and out of breath?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# pffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# scinentists?!!
What do they study? Scinence?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Some of us scientists found it a while ago.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# and john peel's in the thames
(seriously, it was about two weeks ago the same group also found different brain patterns in girls faking (without realising it) and having real orgasms (surprise surprise)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I want to work in their lab.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
#
lab x-ray dept
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# But the G-spot was found with ultrasound.
And conventional X-ray can't detect brain function, it was probably MRI or PET.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# or fMRI
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Bah.
Out-pedanticked.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# dunno about you
but i tend to find MRIs in x-ray depts (or private harley street clinics)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# I've seen a couple of hospitals with seperate MRI departments.
And MRI doesn't use X-rays.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I know it doesn't
my mother was a radiographer for 25+ years, i've two chemistry a-levels (i choose to count them as seperate awards even if AQA don't) and am doing physiotherapy at uni. I know the basic principles behind MRI.

but as MRI was invented after conventional x-ray and x-ray depts were the internal imaging departments for a good while most hospitals lumped them together.
most MRI operators used to be specialist rads too, not sure these days
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Fair enough.
I'm doing an MSc in Medical Physics, which mostly involved imaging techniques, apart from radiotherapy.
I'm not doing the MRI module though, as it sounds pretty dull.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# probably is
NMR was the most interesting compound analysis method we did at A-level. says something really
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I feel sorry for you.
I've done some reading on MRI, and want to stay well away from it.
Pretty pictures, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# it's not that bad
didn't do any of the converting results into images shit (which would've been dull) just the basics of it, and how to read NMR spectographs (which is more interesting than talking about inorganic compounds)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Oh, that's probably not too bad.
I'd probably be doing the reconstruction algorithms, and about the magnetic field and all that crap.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# How about the brain patterns of the girls on rohypnol?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# There isn't a pattern to that.
It just falls apart into a splodge, really.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# ethics council refused to accept that
apparently there were concerns that the blokes making the girls come would be exposed to massive doses of radiation, but none of them minded so the ethics council let it go ahead
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# YES I WOULD
PLEASE GIVE ME DIRECTIONS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Oioi ClanNoob
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# IT'S EASY
FOLLOW THE SEAMS UNTIL YOU REACH TONY BLAIR'S HOUSE
THEN HEAD WEST
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# WEAST?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# SNORTH
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# rotate
3o
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Man from Speedball 2 is bumming German soldier
Also, giant Nazi steamhorse is angry.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# This contains bacon, seared in its own seams
I approve of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# BACON RIFLES
ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Happy Tuesday everybody!

Or at least, as happy as you can be on a tuesday...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# At least it isnt a Hairy Axe Wound :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Yay!
I haven't been able to get on much lately, but when I do, it's nice to see posts like this to brighten up my day :)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# : )

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Arf!
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# He has no nose
and no mouth

for starters ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)
# How do the doctor's glasses stay on his face?
Did you stop to think about THAT, hm?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# his face is positively polarised
and the glasses are made of the whimsical songs of a passing woman
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# they're not real glasses
he took a marker and drew them on
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Woo!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Haha, awesome!
Reminds me of this rather similar image I made a while back ;) :P
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Fan!
Arftastic.

... perhaps it has somethig to do with the fact he has nothing to breathe with!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# He breathes through his axe wound.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# then the wound is essential
and was given him by a kindly wandering ham hock
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG!!
His name's not Frank.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Haha
He needs www.yamara.com/axe/
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Well, that's the 'something new' I've learned today.
I can now safely shut down my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it Racism Day?
(__, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I miss Jonathan Creek.
But only the first series' with Caroline Quentin.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Yeah, Series 4 with Julia Swalahalulauaha was a bit shit
(__, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Youre not wrong!
She is a wazzock!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Wasn't just her
The 'mysteries' were getting shit too.

What's in the box? oh it's a bible lol.
(__, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Yeah. Im not sure that you can really blame the writers though.
How different can each episode be after a while?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Writer.
All David Renwick. Genius of a man.
(__, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I bow to your superior knowledge sir :)
What else has he done of note then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# One Foot in the Grave. Every episode.
(__, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# *has a shrine to Julia Sawalawalawalawalawalulauala*
/FoF
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Edit: Less horrible title...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# She looks like
the little girl in Lucky Louie and for that, I salute you!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Been pumping !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Just the one arm...
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# One armed bandito . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Does she have a baby for an arm?

(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)
# this is quite disturbing
so woo
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# quite brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Thats not rain...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Haha, nice camera angle.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Hey! NO!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# but that's a Browning M2
not a gatling.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# You tell girls about Stalingrad in an effort to find a mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# i tell them about the time i flew over Mucho Grande'
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I tell them I've got a lovely diamond in my pocket
then hit them on the back of the head with a billy club.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Oh?
A real diamond? *looks*
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# *thwack*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# o.....
*thuds face down*
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Over Mucho Grande ?
I'll never get over Mucho Grande.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# And also, in no way do waffle and raffle rhyme :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Yeah, I knew the gungeeks would be all over this one
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Don't take the piss,
they'll pop a cap in yo' ass
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# My ass is already full o'caps


er
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Oh. Well in that case, they'll shoot your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# urm... masturbate?
woo yay
Edit: much better :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# not just now I'm at work
maybe later
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# If anyone questions you, just continue,
turn and face them and stare deep into their eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Please go right ahead
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Black Backing
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Wobbly Gordon approves


(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I imagine
that that's what he'd look like underwater with forty bricks tied to his cock
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I believe we should test your theory.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# first for this to work , you would need to actually find his cock
and for that you would need to visit number 11.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Wobbly Bloke approves of Wobbly Gordon approving
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Jello !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Very nice.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Babar Luck Vector Paint
I'm loving playing with different art styles
now ... this is 100% vector but done with
brushes made of shapes that have 50% transparency so they kinda blend.



CFB

And here's the wireframe (pretty simple really)....


(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I vote for this as being very good indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Thirdeded
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I vote for more jaffa cakes.
and what he said^
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I vote for this reply
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I like that.
Nice effect.

Top one, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# That is excellent
W/Y/H

Slight TJ: This place: www.roflemo.com/ appears to be 90% stuff nicked from b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# My emo?
at least the tags seem to be intact
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Hmmm three of those are mine
and quite a lot by prodge
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Tags are still on and they're hosting it themselves.
Looks fine to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I don't have a problem at all
I'm pretty rubbish at PS and doubt that anyone is going to nick my stuff. I am interested to know how this differs from Zoo/Nuts nicking things as the site clearly aims to make money and, obviously, has not asked permission.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Probably just scale.
Also, the site isn't charging money to look at the content.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Advertising revenue.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Yes, but it's free to look at,
where as the magazines are directly charging people to look at [your/someone's] work.
I'd say that was the major difference, which is what the question was.

I'm not saying neither of them are arses.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# They'll still be earning money thanks to other peoples images.
I don't know how much money, and this issue doesn't really affect me as I'm too shit to have my work stolen.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Fair enough.
As I said, I'm not worried about it - it just seems a bit cheeky to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Oh, it is. But you can see it as free advertising or theft.
It all gets a bit blurry though. B3ta's front page has adverts on it, and I would guess is viewed buy people who don't visit the board. Is that different to that site? There's even an Email This To A Friend option.
At what point does a posted image go outside the remit of the poster?

/stir
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Yes, but we post things on this board,
I suppose with the implicit permission that they can be used on the front page if deemed worthy.
If we have nothing to do with another site, they don't have the right to make money from our work.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Well, if you want to stir..
Yes, it is different. I don't see a problem with adverts (well, I don't like them but, you know). B3ta is offering original work produced by people who know what the score is when they post.

The emo site is offering stolen work to achieve an income. I think there is a big difference in principle but, as you say, the scale is small in this case.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# lovely


(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Lovely
The bottom one looks like a Kevorkian Solution album cover.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# This would look nice
on canvas . . . framed and well hung . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Is it Mohammed?
*bums embassy*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Luck is his name smokin' weed is his game
put the whole bag in now
don’t you ever complain
wakin' up to the papers
of the rolling kind
first thing in the morning
gettin chinese eyed
(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Nice!
How do you work? Do you use a graphics tablet?
If so, can you recommend a good one? I'm thinking of investing, but it needs to be pretty damn good, as I'll be using it for professional illustration. Any one?
Again, I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# intuos
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Would have been topical a week ago...
My very, very first.
Be kind.
(Muff Diver --the name is ironic--guess why., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Tis a good image
but that soft sack of shit wouldn't last two seconds in Sheffield ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Oh bugger.
I'll have to hire protection for when I move.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Can yer smell what t'Rock is cookin'?
'ee, it be 'otpot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# *books a room in the Smackdown Hotel*
(Speet1 knows at least 69 love songs, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Mickey's cousin Marcel...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I swear
That thing has two faces :)
(Duffking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# ^ this
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] How about this?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
fucking hell I spat tea all over my desk
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Perfect :D
(Duffking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# :D
I think I'll work on this some more...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# That's Perfect-er :(
(Duffking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I hope they do...

I can't play the harp
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I see a bright future before you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Mousech better !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I like this
and clicked it so
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Marcel looks like
he's got a bad attitude . . . cheese him !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Well? Do you?
(Duffking, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Que?
*El Clic*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Home Office documents
must, by law, contain the words "robust", "framework" and "delivery" in a ratio of 4:3:2:1 where 1 is "any other word, probably mis-spelled"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Does he?



:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# arf!
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# click and giggles
Well done
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Clicking, signifying approval
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha
(Keithcrash The Magniloquent Pulchritudinous Thaumaturge, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:02, archived)
# pffft!
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Pob!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# *SHOOTS*
(Samuel Hell Jackson The one with Bad Motherfucker written on it, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Good.
Pob's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# It's Tuesday again, so it is.
This is the last part of a three parter. First part is here


Clickity for readable
.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# YAY! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha Love it.
Shirley they're flocked now though
(aka Rohan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I love these
really beautifully drawn
Edit: funny too
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha!
Actualol
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Hhahaha
Woosome as ever!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I admire your ability to stay on-topic
for a prolonged period of time. Fish have clearly been overlooked when it comes to web comics.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# So it would seem
The only other one I can find is 'Fish Tank' about a goldfish, an angelfish and a pleco who live in a fish tank. The artwork is basic but the stories are amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# There used to be a goldfish cartoon strip in Practical Fishkeeping
but I'm damned if I can remember what it was called.

edit : Floyd by fran
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Do you know Sherman's Lagoon?
Appears in American newspapers, it's about a shark. Not bad, but no Calvin and Hobbes.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# hahahahaha properly out load and everything!
splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# ha ha ha!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Ha, ha, ha, ha
You have stolen all the hummus.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Saturday Morning TV was so much better in teh 50s
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I see what is happening
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# and thats safe for work how exactly ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Because it's pretty small and doesn't look like porn
edit: much
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# arse, cock and tits
and it does not look like porn ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# No horses, dogs or camels
ergo: not porn.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# true, if its not beast, its not best.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# well put
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# You have to look pretty closely to spot them,
and it's not flesh coloured, which makes it less obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I think if someone raped me with a shotgun
and shot me up the arse, I wouldn't think I was a porn star
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# but its going a bit far to have that kinda load blown in ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *wades into argument
*adds nothing

*goes off to cook some meaty pasta sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I'm making a beef and ale pie.
I'm currently in that brief respite between making the filling and making the pastry.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# sounds lovely.
i'll get it on the go in time to watch neighbours. they've moved to 5 you know.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I did not know that.
But as I can't get channel 5, it doesn't really matter to me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# that's a bit NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# No it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Oh, OK then.
Well argued
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# that's because i'm wearing the awesome shirt of awesome.
if i wasn't wearing it, you'd have won.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
#
I'm playing the 'small', 'black and white' and 'cartoon' cards
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I say!
slight tj: anyone know owt about XML and XSLT?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# They're all letters.
Is this a computer thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# yer
I think I just said yes to doing something I shouldn't've
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Welcome to my world.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# clothes sizes ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# They are extended versions of ML
and SLT.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# eXtensible...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# my mistake
I meant capable of being extended!
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Yes





I'm sure lots of people do.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# gah
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Oh my!


:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# What the fudge,
is he gunfucking her bum?
That's hardly appropriate behaviour!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# yeah but their screens were fucking tiny!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Jeez
Not seen any manga since Dominion Tank Police came out. What's that from?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Arf!

And if this is NSFW, then the whole internets are!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Hentai!
Is that Bible Black?
(Jediwannabe, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Clickyclick!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# IN HIS MOUTH.
Cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# haha
gopher it Pete!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# pisslol
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# It happens.


It shouldn't, but it does.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# heheh
they got what they paid for the sickos!
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# dance mr biscuit dance
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# haha!
look at him go!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# WOOHOO
*dances along with mr biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# *snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Who are you calling a Poof!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# PWWOOOOOOOFFFFF TOPHAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# best spell any wizard can learn!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Yeah - that and Knickersbegone.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I'm still trying to master
Bra-undooer level 20.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# pish... thats the easy bit. I can't do belts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I always carry a pair of scissors around for these eventualities.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I just carry them around
"Just in case"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# DON'T RUN
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# That would make such a sinister T-shirt. Black text on a white shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
*covets*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# fuckin' yes...
that would sell really well
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# place thumb on middle of right bra strappy bit, just behind the clasp
click.


Done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# jobs a good'un
front opening ones are the most bastardly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# hook index finger of left hand underneath with thumb on right bra cup just at base near clasp,
lift finger a little and twist hand to the right.

Always worked for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# right hand, thumb on outside of clasp, index and middle finger on inside
press fingers together and move them in a finger-clicking motion.

TITS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Yeah but you're right handed and I'm left.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# i can do it with both.
your excuses are weak.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# ok
the other technique is to grip the side that goes under the clasp between the middle and index finger, and the other side between thumb and ring finger, then bring together. I only attempt this if not too drunk and if the bra is a bit tight.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# You are making me do weird clawhand movements in the middle of the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# mission accomplished!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# i'm more a fan of a simple pinch manouver
with enough dexterity you can do it in one very simple movement.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I tried the pinch maneuver once
she slapped me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# you all think about it too much
and don't practice enough by the sounds of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# you are good at this...
I can get them undone when I know I'm looking for one, otherwise i spend ten minutes looking for something that isn't there
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Or you could just forget the tits
and concentrate on the important bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# i like tits. they are the important bits.
ladywoman still hasn't worked out that if she refuses to wear a belt, her trousers are more than loose enough to slip a hand in easily enough. instantwin
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# *attempts*
*gets a slap*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# i find it easier to sneak into her bra drawer and make them all peep hole bras with a pair of scissors...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I am proud to have mastered one handed bra-strap undoing
also, I can undo them through tops, which makes my friends hate me.

I am ready to learn the next level of bra-undoing: "Do it yourself, sweetheart, I'll be in when I've finished my chips"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# If anyone said that to me I'd do the whole thing myself.
You don't want sex now? You don't want sex then. Your loss.

You keep nasty chips, I shall give it to myself raw and wriggling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha!
what's taters, precious, what's taters, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# You'll never leave....
Your goodbyes and farewells are futile!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# not.
i am leaving right now, for chippy has just opened and i have a hankering for salt and pepper chicken wings.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# CHIPS
with brown sauce. See you after, love.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Wank beats chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# nah
I'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Eat then.
*comfortable in knowledge she is right, he is wrong.*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# cor.... there's nothing like a girl telling you to eat
but you are wrong, i'm afraid. Good cheap can beat a wank anyday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
'get yourself started love and i'll come and finish you off..'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Only the darkest of wizards learn Vagi-Seal
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Fert!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# biscuit magic!
and with that, i'm off. later all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Hooray
just in time for tea
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# wonderful!
Speaking of wonderful animation, anyone remember the Moomins? go here and remember how beautifully done it was: (if you want to)
www.thechestnut.com/moomins.htm

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# STOP
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# haha needs more Steve MC Queen.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# hahaha.....
i havent seen this before!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I just saw this on your profile
it's brilliant. :D
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
#





NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# whoa whoa
whoa whoa

STOP!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# NEVER!!
woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# now
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhaahahahahahahaha
ahahahaa

fuck.

hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# haha oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Needs more updating to the 21st century.
Whatever that bloke's name is that got sent down today.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# oh yeh him
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Or Steve Wright.
The wrong one, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Levi 501s

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Did he kill them with a hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Emmm....
Animals in clothing....

Just seen this news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7264680.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# hahaha!!
you can say 'aw bless' just before they rip your throat out!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# FUCKING DOGS ON SKATEBOARDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Aaw bless him.
Slight TJ, is MSN being a cunt for anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# off and on, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Mine doesnt work at all
I blame the government!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I blame YOU.
(Ballunatic, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Nah, mines totally fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] "They're trying to make me shave ma mustache...... but i say no.....no....noooooo"......
(TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# for some reason that really works :)
Woo!

it's like she's trying to stop a barfight...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# ^This^
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *grossed out*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Late entry
not worth its own thread

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# moustasha yar?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# TNG was good
voyager was better.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Mousakkas, ne?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Is it just me
or does that add a sort of feline quality?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I thought it made her look more feminine
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# *snogs screen with tongues*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Crowd wincing!
I loves it!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Is that
Michael J Fox towards the back? In the cap.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# probably not
original pic was of a broken baseball bat flying into the crowd, so I edited out the broken bat
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# oh right
damn!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# heh heyyyyy!
Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Guess who doesn't notice,...
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# haha!!
i've seen exudating wounds more attractive then that....... woman.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# beauty is but skin-deep my pointy friend.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# true.
otherwise i would never of gotten married!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# no, you're thinking of "chance" and "the law of averages"
Edit: :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# not to mention hypnosis!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# rohypnosis?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# shhh!
don't give away my secrets!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Shopped only please...

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] evenin' all
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# this is gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I agree
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# look at what monkey beer does to your skin!!
very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# It's the Monkey Beer that makes it.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
#
i was just joking earlier..
do you still love me?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Did you say something I might've misconstrued?
I don't see how that's possible, since I never take offense here.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# he's talking about the time he fucked your mum half an hour ago, and said her fanny was as tight as your fetid crusty arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# o_O
Hmmm. Maybe there are exceptions...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# you don't?!
thats ok then.


wanker.
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# hee hee
Slightly amusing anecdote time: Once in the day, Phil "the troll" Collins was a guest star on Miami Vice. He was asked to say "He's a right wanker" about one of the characters, but balked, knowing he'd never get away with such for British TV. He asked the producers if they knew what that meant, but it's obvious they didn't because they insisted it stay in the show.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# what about the monkey biscuits?
*pouts*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# can you dip monkey biscuits in monkey beer?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# yes
you can dip their tails in, if you really must.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# No worries, Smash Dahling.
I love your biscuits.

Did I just say something wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# no
i'm happy when people like my biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Careful now
It's not for ladies
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Monkey beer attracts lip-caterpillars
on lady-men.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# well that's just wrong
and look what it's done to her
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# with all this talk of seige weaponary!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# thats cool!
what program is that? *wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# [clicky!
Phun 2D Physics Sandbox.
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# it's called Phun..
...and you can get it here.

But not in a Blackadder kind of way, obviously.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Woo!
I've been playing with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# [what? this?


[Edit: I felt I should add "hurr hurr"]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# lollerchops!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# can has program?
edit: thanks :) W/y/H btw :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# haha!!
i NEED one of those...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Good 'noon sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# 'noons our kid!
you alright?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)

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