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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

haha!

here you go..
just missed! haha!
RIGHT, I'M OFF. BYEEEE B3TA!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

fucking part timer

don't forget you're working saturday as well, it's on the rota.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)

Excellent stuff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

Meeses!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)

Eep . . . eep !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

Great....

it's raining mice halleluya!!

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)

hahaha

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mugatu, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)

because i was told to earlier...

(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)

ooooooooh careful matey.......

......verging on an FAQ infraction there...

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)

he was told to.

Who made you into a cunt and told you that you were me? Eh? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)

If he is you

who am I?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)

him

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)

Ah ok

glad you cleared that one up.

*has existential crisis*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)

Pfffft...

Gay.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)

I think

That they're them.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)

Can I be Kelly Brook?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)

Well,

that was worth popping in for.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)

I'm always worth popping in for.

Don't argue.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

~~for~~ to

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

Only if you shave my head

and call me Lex.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

*grabs a scalpel blade*

how close do you want it?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

Just a little off the top please.

er, I meant HAIR!!

/bleeds

/dies.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)

GET IT WHILE IT'S WARM*

20P A RIDE
come on!
form an orderly line, no pushing!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

Whee!

I love the Slip 'n Slide!!

Oh wait. I'm dead. Never mind...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)

*hits with a spade*

that should do it....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

/ trembles slightly

/ expires like a carton of old milk

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

That Lex is icky.

Mid 90s Lex with hair (yes, I know) FTW.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

Fine.

Call me by the name of whomever makes you horniest. I'm easy.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)

Oh Freema...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

o_O

I'm REALLY hoping that's because you've got an incredibly vivid imagination.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

Freema, shhh.

Turn over.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

Allison?

What the fuck are you doing in America?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

you alreet ivesb?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)

oi!

asif!

:)

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

as long as you stop trying to make movies

and concentrate on making bikini calendars.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

Oh I would.

I'd also leave Billy Zane and go back to Statham.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

I saw him in

"In the name of the king" the other day. He's still rubbish but I can totally see why you would fuck him. He's a bit like me, apart from the souther, effeminate bit to him.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)

Oooh he's lovely, he is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)

^this

handful of posts and no icon doth not a nazi make...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)

Who the fuck are you to pretend to be me?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)

beaten to it mate

:-D

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)

Age before arrogance.

I always have him beaten ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)

Except that you

will die first.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)

This is only a

theory that suits you. I may have a few more years on you and a diet that brings gout in raging fury but there is always option 2 and I know for a fact I have killed more people than you. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)

It's so very wrong that this thread is making me slightly moist

...it's usually only deaths I witness that arouse me

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

Angry men are always moist making.

Maybe it's a dominance thing?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

It depends on your idea of killing, I suppose.

Being in the artillery probably puts me some way ahead.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)

12th Minden RA Gunnery Commander

apart from the standard tours I did OpGranby, OpTellec and OpFresco as well as IFOR tours.

I'd hate to do a kill tally.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)

i feel that to stand directly between the two of you would cause my insides to become irradiated

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)

nah, if you buy at least one round

the worse that could happen is that you die from the best night's alcohol consumption ever.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

This is honestly like the best kind of porn.

It'd be better if they were face to face, brows furrowed, jaws set and preferably flexing, but I can handle text.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

haha. I shall set the wife to

some video work. I am told my jaw is heroic in it's muscular contraction whilst I am in a rage. My mates always say ( to others confronting me ) watch his jaw, when the muscles at the back start twitching be somewhere else. Apparently i give a big tell with my jaw just before I lamp someone. The rest of me remains under controlled rage of course, but my eyes and jaw work overtime. I need to take up boxing again. I want a fight now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

I'll fight you.

It'll be a right laugh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

I'm the soppiest cunt ever

when confronted with an angry woman. I can't even slap a bird about in role-play. They might make us hard up north but they make us old fashioned. ladies are not for harming.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

Nesh.

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

Apparently it's all in my eyes

Not the physical thing, I'm soft as a pudding at the minute and have never really been drawn to physical combat anyway, but I'm pretty evenly chilled in most circumstances, but when I do get riled it's quite effective. I've been told by a fair few people that my eyes change just before and during, I find that quite interesting, by design eyes shouldn't be as expressive as they are

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

I can definitely tell

when a girl has decided to fuck me. That shows in the eyes.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

'That girl just eye-fucked the shit out of me'

Men don't do it as well as women.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

Pffft. Well I wasn't talking about sex

but I just reread my message and it's all still appropriate except the 'not easily riled' bit, so...as you were soldier.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)

By a full 2 minutes.

That'll teach me to read my own blog about bombs.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)

Is his name Eduardo...

Roberto Jose Enrico Fernandez?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)

I knew dis man...

/Arnie-Predator Blog

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

awww bless...

*loads Blunderbuss*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

i just realised he needs hat

I'll just start a new thread now

*sniggers*

(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

while you're at it

add a monocle and a pipe
..but not in a new thread, in this one!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

i think the hat suits him =D

yey, cat in a hat

sorry

(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)

Hahaha

the sticking up ears are win!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)

Glad you like

(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)

It was a bit bright . . . sunny . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)

huuuuu!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)

If wishes were horses...

I can't remember the rest.

*Edit* I forgot the Woo! Woo!

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)

"The ignoble goats of Avignon would not fellate me badly"

I think.

It's from Proust's first draft of "Hellanic Philosophy In The Study Of Augmentation" I believe.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)

A fine work

Unfairly regarded by some as inferior to his earlier pieces, but still a seminal lynchpin of modern thinking.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)

pfft.

"seminal"

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)

You nearly said semen!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)

Semen!

semensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemensemen

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)

You're so immature.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)

Erm.

Yes!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)

Ah, words to live by.

And also a handy mnemonic for remembering the ten foods of Thetis, in order of yeast content:

Toffee
Ice-Cream
Goats
Oat Sandwich
Acetic Acid
Whiskas
Nuts (pine)
Fish (fingers)
Molluscs
Bread

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)

Oat Sandwich ftw!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)

Woo!!!!!

That's fabutastic!

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ClanSoul, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)

I really want this to happen...

woo

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)

woo

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)

This is very well done!

I wish I could animate. Well, digitally.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)

I found a bomb that looked like that.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)

No, really:

havingapoo.blogspot.com/search?q=bomb

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)

Hahaha! Cooool!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)

hahaha fantastic

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)

hahaha we should team up on these 2 ;)

noice!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)

aceness

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)

Brillogs!!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)

This is one of the best pics I have seen this year!

*downloads to mobile*

:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

gah, I bet you say that to every girl

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

'Noon all!

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)

that works well

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)

I don't think it does

but I cant draw trees anyway.

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ClanSoul, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)

ok then, I take it back

its shit

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)

Hahah

Thanks :)

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ClanSoul, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)

add a few filters

and it's a dead ringer for a mofha picture.

Click for bigger (115KB)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)

That's where I was heading, really.

And you're absolutely right.

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ClanSoul, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)

Hahaha

you cheeky fucker :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)

i'm sure a lot more work goes into yours

then applying 'find edges' and 'add noise'.

or i could be wrong and you could be churning them out like a chinese factory.

;)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

A lot of work goes into it.

I've tried and it's damn near impossible.
He's just had lots of practise, so he's fucking brilliant at them.
This was my first attempt:

Click for bigger
As you can see, I gave up halfway through and filled it in with thick strokes.

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ClanSoul, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

this is my only tree

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)

That is a very nice tree.

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ClanSoul, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)

That's lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)

NIce :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

Oh noes teh quo!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)

Nothing is worse

than being drowned by inferior low resolution water.

Oh go on, have a woo. :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)

What?! :D

Hate to be a fred-jack'n whore cunt, but these arrived today:

www.b3tards.com/u/e8b5a33834e45231e999/imag0135.jpg

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Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)

SMALLER ONES!

*covets*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)

SMALLER?!

A2, darlin'.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)

Ohhhh they just looked more A3ish.

Still, *covets*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)

It's okay, in a few days, once I've bought mailing tubes and a pen to number them with I'll try flog one to you :)

*dons smile*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)

How much are they?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)

Tennerish, plus a couple of quids for postage.

But as it's you... double.

If you're extra nice, I may send you one for dead cheap.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)

Normal price is good for me!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)

I swear to Bod

that you have the whole bezier curve, mono picture sewn up. You make some marvelous images. However it would be totally unlike me to fail to mention that I don't see any interest in this image. I find it an odd subject to try for a commercial project. I wish you well and no doubt will own one of your images in the future but this is not for me.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)

hehe you are welcome to threadjack

im pleased they came out so well.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)

I'll put you down for 8 then? Okay? Okay.

DEAL. NO FOOLIES.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)

'allo squire!

Nice sig...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)

Hello there.

It's really struck a chord with me as of late. End of the World is an absolutely amazing tune!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)

Glad to hear it mon ami!

End of the World is one of the few positive ones, so I'm glad that's the fave, otherwise I'd be worried for you! ;)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)

well i say! how jolly spiffing!

i do look forward to aqquiring mine! :D

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)

*grumbles* First they ban smoking...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)

Pfft!

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Weetobix, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)

wow

just wow.

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)

...

... (...)
/...blog

(woo!)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)

Pffft!

That's very good. Woo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)

hahah this is great

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)

Haha!

Splendid!

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)

Ha ha

Great

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fuscous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)

Great stuff!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)

(maninthespoon, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)

doing an image for my brother

it's a work in progress, but i'll have it done for his passing out parade

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)

i just fucking love the sound of passing out parades.

just like a big army set of dominoes.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)

it's going to be fun to watch

and take the mickey out of him a little. but i'll be proud of him. the twit that he is

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)

Nick his gun, then threaten everyone in the room with it.

Gets a laugh every time.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)

and a whack around the back of the head

with something solid, and metal

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)

Not if you do it properly.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)

thems trained killers thems are

i wouldn't
the SA 80 is a nifty piece of kit

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)

you would not say that

if your life had depended upon it in The gulf circa 1991

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)

1991 was Mk 1

Standard issue is Mk 2 now is it not? Supposed to be much better.

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Cliff Apparently enjoys fishing for leopards on weekends, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)

should have said Mk2

i know how shoddy the Mk1 was. i've got friends in the army who like it, and i've fired it on a range. but i'm not sure about its proformance in the desert

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)

Is a passing out parade where everyone faints

or something else?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)

they just march up and down a sqaure

and occasionally someone faints

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)

I always want a passing out parade to be exactly that.

FOOOOOOOOOOORWAAAAAARD MAAAAAARCH

*stomp stomp stomp faint*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)

it does happen

especially during summer

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)

But not all of them, all at once.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)

now that would be funny

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)

EXACTLY.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

i used to be in the ar cardets

we had a parade thingy for some reason
in the summer
one of the lads fainted
the sound of his face hitting a concrete step wasn't pleasant

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)

But imagine if all of you had done it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)

same here

ive seen them go backwards, but never onto the concrete

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)

Oooh, nice!

That's looking great

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)

thanks

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)

Because your mum rang again:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)

Upside down Guitar Hero

in the 6th Dimension.

AICMFP

;-)

I am going for a ciggie. And a mew. But that's a whole other thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)

You're going to go smoke and make cat noises?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)

Indeed.

But I'm back now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)

What is your mew about Ms Wow?

Mew does not sound happys.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)

*mew*

It's a happy noise.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)

Ooo

I'm going to be a BBQ for the early arrivers:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)

You're going to BE a barbeque?

And I don't know what time I shall arrive, but if there's the chance of burnt meat then I think it'll be early.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)

*gasp*

You stay away from my burnt meat! I also think you disclosing my sunbatheing habits to the rest of the board disgraceful!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)

NOMNOMNOM

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)

Keep off the ghostie chippollata!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)

*gulp*

all gone.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)

That's the problem, you see.

It's all gone.

All of it.

It's all gone.

*cries*

*in a manly way*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)

That's OK

Ther's a string of 'em:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)

My mum's the biggest bell in the clock tower

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)

noice!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)

thats no moon

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

first post, sorry it's a bit pants but i wish all kttens looked like this...

yey

(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)

"Will you start the fans please"...

EDIT: Very nice though, and well done for en-shrinkening! woo! :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)

You are Rick O'Brien

And therefore God.

aicmfp

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)

Akwally

That mi Godfather:P

the fan not Richard Obrian

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)

i have met both him and edward tudor-pole

seemed both jolly nice fellows

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)

you shouldn't namedrop . . .

The Duke of Edinburgh told me so . . .
Arf! You booked me in the fayce!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)

Haha.

Princess Di said he was a right cunt. ( But she was talking to my wife and was a bit pissed ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)

Where abouts are you based again?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)

Gamma 5, just

off the trade lanes from Tau Ceti 2 ( said in bestest Tom Baker voice )

For what? It depends where I am at the time.
Currently based here
www.jonasson.org/maps/?lat=53.42564899999999&lng=-2.4560380000000164&z=14
And when in the City, based here
www.jonasson.org/maps/?lat=51.495839554919655&lng=-0.22783756256103516&z=15

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

this always makes me laugh and love you even more

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)

Thanks, Mumsy :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)

you know

that is quite well made~~, but you will win more fans by optimising it and keeping the size down~~
Hurrah!
Welcome/etc

: )

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McBadger COW, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)

that's bigger then the fucking moon!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)

^thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis

NOw it's smaller and full of fluffy lovelinessocity!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)

What the fucking hell do you think you're playing at?

That's my cat

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)

FUCK MY FUCKING ARSE THAT'S MASSIVE!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKG?!?!?! ETC..................

P.S. i also wish kittehs looked like this, i would make it easier for me to pluck out their eyes.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)

aaargh, ok sorry

i wasn't paying attention

(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)

Nice one!! a hamtoucher that actually listens!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)

Are you accusing me of touching ham?

I don't even know if that's an insult or not...

*hides pig*

(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)

hahaha!

crikey!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)

I'd optimise your image if I were you, chuck.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)

sorry!

is that better?

(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)

indeed

*hands cake*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)

yey for cake!

I'm your biggest fan...

(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)

Much, well done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)

BBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGG!

kitteh!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)

not so big kitteh

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)

Top shrinkage!

Narrowly avoided being bummed into the middle of next week there.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)

Shirley...

...this should be entered into the moustache image challenge!

(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)

nice :)

and good noon all!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)

Welcome to b3ta.

Pull up a chair. Don't shop a fucking kitten.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)

fucking nice teeth

shiny.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)

I am the bevel king!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)

nicely done

take a seat, ~~shop a kitten~~, fuck a pensioner etc.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)

Yay now it gets a click!

lully first post!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)

Welcome. You'll never leave.

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)

Slow board + tedious afternoon = crap pun

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)

Oh good god

Please no

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)

Hahaha

Thats so bad it loops round to being good again haha

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Furness, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)

^this

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Chisel, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)

Must....tash!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)

urbbbububu good game good game bubu

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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)

haha

I'm wanking as I write this.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/4523338

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)

Arf!

Roffled my mao, an' no mistake.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)

hahahaha!!

the way it should be!
particularly the last frame!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)

Yays!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)

"Nothing for a pair - of chromosomes"

good game, good game

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)

Cheers

Probably the cleverest thing I will ever say. I knew my Biology degree wasn't a complete waste of time.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)

go science!

*high fives*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)

Woo!

Science! Even if it is the easy science, so much easier than Maths, Chemistry, Physics, Biochemistry....Oh well, I got to lord it over Psycholgy students.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)

those scum!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)

if it moves, it's Physics

if it smells, its Chemistry
if it does both, it's Biology

& if it explodes, it's BANG BANG SCIENCE

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Lynxkitten, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)

I shouldn't laugh.

But that's never stopped me before...

Pfffffffffff

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)

*frowns*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)

Sorry.

*serious face*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)

*bursts out giggling*

damn

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)

what the deuce?

Gah! Tricked!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)

I'm giggling at you

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)

Oh... in that case...

*really, really serious face*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)

Hahaha

LAUGHING AT MONGS IS WRONG ETC ETC

*click*

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)

haha.

If that had been
"you have won a bright blue 1970's disabled plastic car" I may well have shit my pants with glee.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)

hahaha!

FUCK MY OLD BOOTS

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McBadger COW, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)

I read

"play your Tardis right" and was then confused when I didn't see the Doctor.

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)

hahahahhaha, that's all kinds of funny :D

*clicks*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)

...

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)

hahahaha!!

twin pits of death!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)

\o/

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post124345

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)

This^

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)

^This!^

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)

Hahahaha excellent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)

Instaclick

That cat has ALL the skills...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)

i remember that bandwagon

not mine. does anybody remember who made it?

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)

Judging by the tag...

Jim Davis 11-22

whoever that is..

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)

That

scares me.

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)

Bloop's fond of that monkey, it could be one of his images.

edit: b3ta.com/search/board?q=50827&p=2

scroll down a bit.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)

I remember that bandwagon too

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

heroes reference?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)

I was thinking that

but I was afraid to say it, in case the download police cut off my interw... CARRIER LOST

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)

hahaha

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)

ho ho ho

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Turdos last had the shites, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)

The HRRMFMF

should definitely be replaced by a *glomp*

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)

Hahaha!

and during the quake last night

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McBadger COW, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)

hahahaha

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

Coincidentally...

I've been reading these today.

I laughed.

garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/

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Ozanners Underwater Photography: www.arewedreaming.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)

I made an angel out of Marilyn Monroe

As you do...

Possibly NSFW bigness

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..wil, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)

Is that the FSM behind her?!

EDIT: How long since a post?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)

I thought it might have been multiple images of the space shuttle Challenger

I could be mistaken...

Woo on the image, btw!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

It's this:

apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0608/smokeangel_usaf.jpg

What's the FSM?

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..wil, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)

God

of the pastaferians

(Hagbard MacDougal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

Aaaaarh!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)

RAmen

(Hagbard MacDougal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)

Ramen to you too!

Anyone here a turtle?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)

no, but I can hear a turtle

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)

Ah you see if you were

You'd already owe me a beer:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)

That's definately the flying spaghetti monster!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

Aaaaahhhh!!

I like that, it amuses me... :D

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..wil, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)

All Hail The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

I have been touched by his noodly appendage.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)

where there's blame

there's a claim!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)

FUCKING SHITTY MAGNETS

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)

...of Navarone

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

Poking your brain like we're raping you ear.

/ac

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

Sorted

rispec' due

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)

Safe ting.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)

So you don't like magnets

That's still okay

(Hagbard MacDougal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

Oh no, I love them

and their fucking shittyness.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

Aww

That is all

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)

very woosome!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

is that challenger behind her?

WOO YAY NORKS

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

She looks a bit like Britney Spears

and it's NSFW at any size, I'd imagine.

/not my problem though blog

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)

well lardee dar

flippin' fundementalist Mercans coming over here, stealing our wimmins ... and so on and so on and so on until I get my own way

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

You want a fight, Limey?

Put up yer dukes!

Now hold still while I blow you up with my Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

I like that guy - there's something wrong about him

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

^this^

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..wil, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

Oh yeh, so she does!

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..wil, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)

he got a big face

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)

Wibble!

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..wil, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)

Look at

those streams of Jizz!

Norks,woo-hoo.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)

Done, done and done

done and done

here

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

no shark

not real.

Dammit! Why can't you all come over to my side of the pond for a bash?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)

Wher are you?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

Northeastern US (Connecticut, specifically)

Yep, one of them thar 'mercans.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

Well stranger things have happened

I've done an in Australia:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

I think I went there.

I must have gone near there. I went from Niagara to Detroit and I'm pretty sure we went to Buffalo.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)

I've been to Buffalo and Detroit.

Buffalo's nice by Niagara - Detroits not too nice by any stretch of the imagination.

Connecticut's about 6 hours east of Buffalo.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

Ah so I've not been that near.

But still. I could have waved. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)

I was you had!

stuck-up!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)

Detroit is actually really nice

...in the rear view mirror whilst driving to Canada

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Shiksa, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)

indeed.

...and always good if you've still got everything you came there with.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)

I'm still hoping to do a mini road trip across some parts of Merca

So it's possible?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)

YES!!

You can stay in the in-law apartment

with all the other dismembered visitors from the past

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

where in CT?

I have a mate in New Haven, if I ever get around to visiting him we can bash on.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)

Oops! I was away and didn't see this

Gaz'd you!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

the other side of the pond

just past the lily pads.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

I thought he looked like a frog!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

I have no - ribbit - idea what you're - hoppity hop - talking about.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

Yes, also yes

yes and yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

cor, I think I might go

as have not been to a bash before

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McBadger COW, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

*glees*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

and it's the weekend after payday

'signs life away'

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McBadger COW, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

can't make it.

I have to bleach my anus that weekend.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

We can do it there!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

sorry mate

I really cant. handing in the thesis at end of june so i will be shitting boulders at that point.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

hence the anus bleaching

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)

yes, i'm doing my doctorate on anal symmetricality

so i need to be ready for the big exam.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

well - just make sure you do plenty of cramming

before hand

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)

hahahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

*wink*

;)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)

I'll drag you to another one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

*gets dragging hook*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)

I thought you wanted me to do that for you this year?

* Sobs

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

doucheing it with bleach won't get rid of that dirty feeling.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

stick the kettle on, i'll be there

and also this if this is a spamming thread
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12608

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

I can probably get you a top class blues band if you want it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)

i think they've more or less got it sorted

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

cool

I'm very proud to say that they aren't allowed to play Ain't Nothing But The Blues anymore as they play 'the wrong sort of blues':D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)

Spamming you say?!

*whistles!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

OCTOBER!

who know's if I'll even still be alive by then...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)

Well I'm not expecting most people to decide now

But the last one recieved some behind doors dissent over the timing of it, so this year I'm giving people plenty of time to input their preferences

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

No fathers for Justice

or misguided greenpeace idiots thinking that man has any effect on the natural cycle of global warming. That picture clearly has had some photoshop doctoring.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

well the Quo are up there if it helps:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

I saw them.

I considered that the quo have created an environmental disaster so horrific that it melted the Greenpeace protesters. This made me moist.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)

you sound like you have an interesting array of weaponry

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)

I've got a few weapons and a lot of ornaments.

I just collect militaria.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

that'll explain the SS jackboots and the whip.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)

Hehe.

SS Jackboots. How absurd.
I have some Russian WWII boots which are almost identical ;)
But then there is the crackpot stuff like this.
( this is also why films are shit, this is how long it takes to empty a magazine from a typical assault rifle on full auto ).

click for gif

Edit:// I hope there are no replies below this. I have so many people on ignore now I sometimes think the board has died.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

ha ooo this is tempting

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)

~~tempting~~ imperative.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)

yer, I missed the last one cos of fambly stuff

I will see if the other half wants to come too

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

/smaller

FAQ noob

*scarpers*

/sadly, very little chance of making this

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)

*nicks tea*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)

i'll have a chat with the wife,

i'd have to juggle finances to see if we could make it!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

"chat with the wife"??

C'mon Ivesb!! Grow a pair and tell her like it is!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)

can you tell her for me?

EDIT: travel costs might be too much...
i'm looking at about £50...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)

There might be a room here you can borrow...

And also, count me in!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)

cool!

like i said though me and the missus need to get our heads together because we'd probably need about £120ish

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

£120?

I was about to say "for what?" then remembered that I spent about £100 in Birmingham...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)

Dear Mrs Ivesb

Your devoted man is going out ~~on the pull~~ ~~to get drunk~~ to have
a meeting with business colleagues in London on the 31st
May in the year of 2008 and may not be home in time for tea.

He realises that you may ~~get grumpy~~ be unhappy about this
and has asked me to provide the ingredients and recipe for
my Hedgehog Soup.

* Take on bowl of boiling water

add live Hedgehog

sit
back and enjoy your night off.

Kind Retards

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

hahaha!!

she'll be coming though...
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

I bet she will be

* Once you have left for the evening.

/may not be true

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)

pffft!

one less thing for me to worry about!
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)

Hmmm

I'm always up for a drink and that, but don't actual know any of you. Is it still acceptable to wander up and confuse people?

Please note, I haven't the faintest idea what I'll be doing and where I'll be based in May, so this is all a bit silly, but I thought I'd reply to this thread while it was here.

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

I've never met any of this lot either

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)

we're all ace.

that is all.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

Fair enough,

but what I kind of meant is I don't think anyone knows me on here either, let alone in real life.

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

doesn't matter!!

get yourself to the bash, it'll be a larf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)

don't worry about that

i've only met a few who were all lovely, and only marginally odd.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)

Of course!

Then afterward you do know us:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)

Indeed, very true

May well see if I can appear then.

As I said above, I don't know what the hell I'll be doing at that time, but still.

Also, people are being remarkably nice about this. This is the internet isn't it?

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)

it's more commonly known as grooming.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

Pfft

Nice

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)

We're easy to spot

Look for a large group of weirdos with balloon animal balloons:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

Sticking post it notes to each other and flirting outrageously.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)

I've just noticed the beatles

hahahaha excellent!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

hehehe

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)

I might well be there!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)

You were at the one I was at.

I remember you were wearing a red t shirt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

Indeed we was

I was still remembering things when you arrived, it was around the time Prof Kenny arrived that I stopped remembering!

I try and go to most London bashes if I can.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)

I thought you were taller than I was expecting.

This one better be as good as that one, that one was ace.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)

two words

Bacon sarnies:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)

i may well take you up on a room

and if the red head's not booked that night....

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)

MMmmmmmmm can I stay at yours please?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)

Yup to both of you.

I'll shut off eight beds so the can't get booked out.

EDIT: Wow. THat's four gone already.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)

*hug* thanks love.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)

I might be available

and would probably stay at the Hammersmith flat providing she does not get arsey about it and needs to stay in town ( she would have to come home for the kid ). If I was available i could probably sleep 2 easy, 4 squeezing in and 7 if you, Captain and Jessie want to get in my bed ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)

Oh My!

Though he does have his own accomodation just up the road from the venue.

Also, I know a professor whose jealousy at not being invited would overspill into jealousy that I was ;)

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Well I suppose that

We could do with someone to make breakfast. Also I can assure you that if I were there 'just up the road from the venue' means nothing as I expect that we would be camping it up in the Astoria until 5am and at that point it's the nearest we can get a night bus to from Trafalgar square.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)

I'm 30 seconds away from the pub

And don't look like the guy from World of Warcraft!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)

taller but skinnier?

I had high heels on.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)

Did you?!

Fuck me I must have been plastered.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)

haha, no I didn't.

I am just naturally all of 5 foot 10 and a half

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)

That's tall in my eyes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)

Oh yes. That half makes

all the difference doesn't it? I remember the last time I was arrested and measured. They were arguing over the 'bit' over 5'9" and I had to chip in ( drunk ) "Just put down 5'9" and a half, I don't want the judge thinking I'm a shortarse".
I'm a sexy 5'11" in my Harley Davidson bike boots.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)

He has that effect on all the girls

(

with fondant fancies on it if i recall

and mr box was the organiser of said gathering.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)

Was he?

And I never thanked him. Thankee, Mr Box.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)

This

Thank ye kindly Waspy Boxes

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Always a pleasure

never a chore.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)

Ah yes!

I was wondering what red t shirt I would have worn!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)

yays

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

I'll be there

*MAY NOT ACTUALLY BE THERE

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)

I hope you are, I owe you.

And I need to give you that big ben back.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)

I know

but I'm in Singapore then...I'm coming back for Glasto a month later, so I doubt I'll be able to fit in two trips :(

Though I have been fantasising about a weekend in London, perhaps I could coincide it with the bash...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)

Well if you don't, you don't

but you'll be missed. It's up to you chuck! No pressure!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)

Will see how it goes

if I can't make it, I'll send my fridge instead

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

*hugs fridge*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

Can we come back to your flat

in ~~Buenos Aries~~ Singapore after?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)

Sure thing

though I doubt we'll be able to smoke weed :(

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

Well if you're in the country

You are bound by the code of the b3tard:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)

Not even if you paid me

That place is a hole

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)

It's changed in the last six months

It's the last non poncey pub left on EC road so they've had to sort their act out.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)

Photos or it didn't happen

;¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)

EARLS COURT

Isn't that the road of DEATH!
and other incidents

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)

Yes, yes it is.

But you don't have to cross the road to get to the pub:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)

You best believe needle stilted okapi will ruin your Sunday league match

yes sir

Cleek feer beeg.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)

hahahaha!!

*clicks*
ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)

Nice, but...

One of the people seems to be screaming and another appears to be saying Fail?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)

Wail

although that is possibly Olde Englishe for Fail

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

hahaha

this is excellently stupendous

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

This would make it much more interesting. I can only watch football if I know someone that's participating.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

it will you know

woo

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

hahahahaha

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

would

* just-like-that

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)

DISCOMEA....oh

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)

Oh dear

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)

hahaha :)

EARTHQUAAAAAKE

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)

:D hahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)

whoops

nice one

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You are a fucking genius sir! A fucking genius!

Congrats on another FP!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)

I think they have just started letting him post direct to the front page now...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

It would save a lot of hassle in the long run :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

hahahaha

great stuff

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)

Awww

Bless

I've wanted to feel an earthquake for ages and I'm gutted, it was obviously quite powerful because it woke me and the missus up, but I was totally out of it and don't really think I woke up in time/enough to register it properly

(

: )

...are you on the missus's account then? Must be pretty bleary-eyed still, eh?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)

Um...no

*checks anyway*

Yep, definitely Jessie on both counts!

(

Its ok,

I dont think Heffrey knows what a gal he is ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

You be careful

or I'll show how much of a gal I can be!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

Not you!

Jessies Missus!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)

Whew!

I was afraid I was gonna have to get 'em out for ya.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)

you can get them out for me...

*has camera ready*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

Pervy Ivesb

Always at the ready, you are...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

I raised him well!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)

Nah, if he were a girl I'd probably be calling her sir/mister

I like to pretend it's just a disregard for gender distinctions, but these days it's more likely to be an out and out rebellion

(

You crazy cat you ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)

That doesn't sound very domestically blissful.

...but if there's going to be rebellion, does Ivesb get to film it?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

We gave up trying to stop him a good while back now

(

thats it....

now smack his arse a bit...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)

*scratches head*

do i have to call dad mum now?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

isn't that how it's normally done?

Only when he's wearing the frilly frock.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

I was in an earthquake once,

in Bulgaria. But I was only 2 so I dont remember it. My dad passed out on the sofa from the daemon drink and was woken by it. He thought he was still hammered and that was why the room was shaking. Silly old man!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)

Blimey

(

It woke me up

But on Monday I woke myself up with a loud trump - so by comparison, I can kind of estimate what my farts are on the Richter scale.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

Ha ha ha!

IT SPEAKS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

Hahahah!

Some of mine must be approaching that, though thankfully entirely localised

(

Can you detect the epicenter?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

episphincter

more like

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

I experienced three earthquakes while in greece

none of which were reported.

I blame the tabloids for this sudden earthquake outbreak in britain.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

damn those tabloids!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

I was awake.

It took me a few minutes to realise it wasn't me moving.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)

haha

super dildo!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

The Earth did indeed move.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)

I didn't feel a thing

I got woken up in France once by a landslide 20 metres from the house. Nobody burnt my neck.

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

I must've just fallen

asleep about the time it happened.
I wonder if anyone was shagging at the time? I bet some bloke somewhere has an inflated sense of achievement now.

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moogy boobles, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

*looks innocent*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

Pfft

(Mr._Pickles, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

haha

Clever

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

Brilliantly thought out!

*clicks*

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

Arf!

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

arf! :)

fast fp

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

Ha ha

Fantastic

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

haha!

I was awake during the quake and thought my bed had been possesed by some kind of poltergiest, turns out it was just an earthquake which made me feel so much better

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

hahahahaha

genius!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

I like this...

It affected me in much the same way...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

hahahaha!!!

fantastic!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

superb as ever sir

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

*shakes*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

shake it like a polaroid picture...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

Hey ya.... Dooby dooby dooby do...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)

Dooby dooby dooby doo?

Is that Frank Sinatra's rendition?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

Frank Sinatra had a rendition?

Didn't realise he was in with Osama...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

narf!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

not...

It's goes Dooby dooby dooby do
not Dooby dooby dooby doo

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

Ah.

I ~~stand~~ sit corrected

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)

[oh noes!...

...hahahahahah]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

genie-arse :D

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

Top notch.

And do you know, I saw an exhibition at Salisbury museum recently that included an Etch-a-Sketch drawing! If only we'd had the earthquake here! (Or maybe not...)

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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

hahahahaha

Geniarse!

It happened during one of my posts.... am I responsible?

www.b3ta.com/board/8106067

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

Blame you?

Why not?!!

Earthwrecker!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

this is excellent

*click*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)

Superb!

Clevah fucker.

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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

genius

why is this not on the FP alre.... oh, it is

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)

Absolute Genius!

click, click and thrice click

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

genius

*clicks heartily*

(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

class!

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

Hahaha!

Nice one!

Woke me up y'know, thought I was gettin me door kicked in!

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..wil, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

Love that

long time.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)

check out reddit

You are on the front page.

(Potatoman, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)

Absolutely inspired Sir.

I hate you and your bastarding talent...

(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)

lol

"The UK's Massivest Tectonic Rupture - Hundreds inconvenienced!"

Nicely.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)

Hahahah!!!

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ClanSoul, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)

bloody hell!

it's top of the page on reddit! prepare the b3ta webservers for a thorough shafting!

reddit.com/

(Mickeyburns, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)

What the fuck?

They're all arguing on there about whether it's real or not.

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)

you rock

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mozza, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)

heh

truly inspired :D

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)

oh wow

oh wowwwwww.

you're unstoppable.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)

Quick, Topical and with teh Hummus

Woo to you!

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weekendsession, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)

hehehe

This is absolutely bloody marvellous!

(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)

Awesome!

(Fluffster, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)

love it

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lemonhead, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)

Ha ha ha!

RIDE THAT LEONARD!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)

uh-oh

*runs for it*

Edit: Hahah! Sorry JJ but I do enjoy seeing those little guys about
Also, don't scroll down :D

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Jessie!

*stuffs into milkbottle*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)

ARGH!

ARGH?

ARWATHAPPENINGH?!?!

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*sticks in Fridge*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

I keep mine in the log basket

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)

that's where I keep the coal

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)

burglars must love you

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)

What?

What am I not s'posed to see?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)

it must be working!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)

oH, YEAH!

Like I'm just going to link you to it like an idiot!

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hahaha

ride him hard!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

hahahahahah

I saw the Indy trailer at Cloverfield

looks ok

he's old

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

hahaha!!

break that platypus!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)

Hahahaha

At least Leonard got some food this time.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)

I love these!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)

^this with a cherry on top.

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Aenesis, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)

hehehehe

make some merchandise, so we can have a collection of those things hanging around on top of our monitors

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)

Stress Denizens ftw!

/profit

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)

*Would Buy*

Profit!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

I'd love my very own denizen

Though they'd work best as solid statues or dense window stickers

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Squidgy foam stress toys

/insistent

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

*deploys venomous barb*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)

poor Leonard

they'd better watch out for his spurs

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)

héh héh

gain trust.
and then misuse of trust.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

Are Platypus Chips

made from platypuses or made for platypuses?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)

Hahaha!!

One of your best

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)

Uh-oh

They're working together and planning stuffs

This is ominous...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)

They're just BORED

They have no leader and Art told them to fuck off and stop helping so now they're probably just looking to amuse themselves otherways

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BRING BACK JACK!!

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

He's dead

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LIES!!!

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

Again.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

Isn't he the shadow of someone who is dead...

...and something dead cannot be killed.

(Wize, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)

Barberous!

And then up springs that barb out of his back and slices all the denizens in half

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

hahaha

he'll escape out the USB port

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)

um, isn't that the virus because Tron has the disc with the antivirus on

/film geek

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)

Does it matter?

That could be a picture of the virus or the antivirus....

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)

hahaha!

very good!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)

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