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# The result never disappoints
adobevstumor
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Wow!
It's amazing what you can do with computers nowadays!

My stars.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Yep
I want to buy one of those computer thing...
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# You'll make do with chalk and slate like the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# BONO!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Hahah you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# That made me laff out loud
Made a serious amount of ppl at the office frown at me. Well done!
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# .


newsy newsy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Are you my distant niece, riverghost?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# No
I was created in a lab.

Sadly that was short for labrador
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Blond or black?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# people in related to other people shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I prefer the Doug Adams school of thought
There are only four real people in the world, which is why you always bump into people you know on holiday.:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I'm related to Oskar Schindler, apparently. (Must be fucking distantly, there's no Schindlers in the family that I know of)
My nan knows of several others but I'm fucked if I can remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I have royalty in my blud
doncha know!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Apparently so do I
but it's only Romany royalty so it doesn't count. Also, apparently gypsies are well known for all being Gypsy kings and queens, according to themselves, so who knows?

KING GHOSTIE! Lord of the bacon butty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# exponential function FTW
if you go back in time, we would all share the same group of ancestors at about 700 years ago (given a set of unlikely assumptions)

SCIENCE!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# If you go back far enough you are related to more people than there actually are!
This is proof that the matrix exists, or something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# i also cannot find my damn spoon!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Ooo if we're being a bit political, may I post this here...
google.com and google.cn results for 'olympic flame lighting ceremony'



Apols for piss poor optimisation, but you should get the general idea...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah. Says a lot readyy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn you Scotty!


Click for bigger (31KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# q&d

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7313380.stm
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# NAGASAKI!
banana banana INDEEDY!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)
# hot ginger and dynamite
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGDujtewn74
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# is that a video about me?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
# you wish
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# *gyrates*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Please, not in front of the children.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# *stroms off*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# hahahaha!
Braw! Hugh Laurie recorded it as Bertie Wooster!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# i posted that the other day
class, minnie the moocher is a gem.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
The quality can only improve...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Well you know where their help line is moving to!
woo.

Plus needs a second Jag:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Coventry?
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Arf! :)

There are a lot of tuktuks in use as a taxi in The Hague at the moment...it's a big hit and they're introducing them to Amsterdam too.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Cooooooooooooooooool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# 'lo miss
www.tuctuktuk.nl/site/tuctuktuk.php
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I hebt not got the versie of Flash it requires ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# What a bunch of flashcunts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Dickfaces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# i think they're wonderful
if i ever got round to learning to drive i'd buy one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I don't think you need a drivers licence
We have moped licences over here. I think they'll do.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Sorry to TJ:
I just tried to load CS2 and got this error message:
"Unable to continue because of hardware or system error. Sorry, but this error is unrecoverable"
Anyone had this error before?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# All the time.
Because computers are shitbiscuits. Restart and try again *extent of technical knowledge*

OR go and find a man, that's what I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# So it's a "Have you tried turning it off and on again" one?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I'm probably the wrong person to answer your question.
Being as I am so very, very crap at technology (unless it's video players, DVD players, video/film cameras, editing equipment or consoles).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I want to plug my scart into your vcr
/all I could come up with
Edit: Having rebooted, your solution worked. Cheers ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I don't even have one any more
Which annoys me as I want to watch Willow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Aww :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Computers are fine and lovely.
Don't confuse Windows - which is shitbiscuits - with computers that would work just fine with some other operating system on it.

Here is a list of other things that is shitbiscuits:


Coffee;
People slowly walking several-a-breast on the pavement in front of you;
Shitbiscuits;
Most telly these days (in particular the new "Oliver on Ice", presided over by the king of the gnomes);
Catherine Tate.

Feel free to add to the list.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Oh I looooove coffee
but the others I'll agree on.

*adds to list* Whatever made Adam Ant look less like a sexy bitch and more like a paedophile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# ^All of this.
Except I wouldn't call him a sexy bitch, personally.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Internet Explorer.
Aaaand now I'm off to post a letter to Kk. I will be back soon for photoshoppery goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# always Google the error message
This page:
http://www.talkphotography.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=41349

...suggests:
Solution 1: Delete the Photoshop settings file.
Solution 2: Run Photoshop CS2 in a new user account.
Solution 3: Reset the system clock.
Solution 4: Load a new monitor profile.

Hope that helps!
/knows nothing about Adobe products
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# 'i am saying helloings there mr fat chin' said mr patel
'fook off yer skinny black baastid' said mr prescott
(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
I want eleventy!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# peeeeeeeeeeyaaaarm!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# you'll have to sell your speeder . . .
That's ok I'm never coming back here again

Woo! Look at the s-car go!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *folds arms*
*taps foot*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# S-car go...
...SPANG!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# The only thing faster than that snail
is you and your puns :)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I'd hate to be thought . . .
. . .

. . . . sluggish

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Gah!
There you go again!

I shell have to have words with you later!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Haha!
Now make a pun out of hydrostatic skeleton :D
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Bah . . . bloody long words . . .
*gets dictionary*

hmm . . . 'biological system providing support for an organism'

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I suspect the pressure is getting a bit much for him
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# no need to start getting viscous!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# How wonderful...
Go snail! Go!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hee hee!
All of the ace!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# that's me that is!
all the time!
ever!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# haha!!
too fast for the killer pellets!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# yays
reminds me of the racing snail out of Neverending Story:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# More of this sortof thing please.
If this were a pog I'd play it for all my shineys.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# my day:
1) get bored mid-morning
2) make tea
3) open b3ta
4) see this
5) click.

Happy day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Looks like the French will just have to go hungry.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# hahahahaha!
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Morning g!
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# NeeeeeeeEEOOOWWWWWM!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# FUCK YES!
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Must have bindun over the years?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# now that is some lateral thinking, extreme hummus
Edit: Wait, no it's gone. RIS?

ning, btw
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# 'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Gaaaaahhhhhh
Begone with your puns of Iron.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# lotsandlotsandlotsandlots.
Woo though
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Yes
I once photographed a 'Photoshop' in Cyprus

and: Good morning the board
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Hmm
I once photoshopped a photograph of Cyprus.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# i once shopcyprused a photophoto of graph.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Oh no you didn't!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# did yes i oh
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# There's always one isn't there:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I once took a photo of a shop in Cyprus*



*may contain traces of lies
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# That's nothing
I once knew someone who knew someone that bought a copy of Photoshop!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Pictures or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha
if it has I haven't seen it

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# ning! *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# ello there!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)
# how are you these days?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# okay thanks
have two new plays under my belt* ready to be sent out.

Otherwise. Skint.

How's you?


*or rather, on my laptop
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# oooohhhhh...
hahahahahahaha!
veray clevair
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# ...

Is Adobe a place then?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# It's a type of baked straw and clay building material.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Type of building material.
Wiki is your eternal friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Yay :D
Thanks guys.

Of course I TOTALLY knew that all along and was just testing.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Not that gooder one then
The material, usually a brick, is adobe not the building although you could say it was an adobe building in the same way you could say it was a brick building.

EDIT: I'd image that he lurking TGA could shed more light on the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# hummus?
So that's what gives them that beige hue...
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# first thing I made for b3ta
was this bad photoshop


and these adobe acrobats

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Yay funny shops of shops


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Have some posh Battenberg
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Rather
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Pip pip!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# hurray!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Hahahaa
aceness
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hehehe!
Brilliant! I bleddy lurve penguims!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# aww!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Penguins are pretty awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Drink?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha
eclectech.co.uk/penguinsong.php
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Penguin by Cockweasle
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# HAhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Hahah what the smeg?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha!
"do you mind?"
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Hahahah
lovely ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hee hee!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# That is all kinds of awesome
and just made my day.

Thank you.
(Jokel, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# *click*
i like love this
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me"
 
(MrWizard, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
You win, Sir; you win.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Spiffing! o_0
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Wooooo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Haha!
Love him.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha! brilliantt!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Positively ripping!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Hahah Christ
I can't quite find the words for that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# BVVVVVVVVV
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Vibro-trooper?

Storm-dildo?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Oh, I could name it quite easily.
But complimenting it as a "nice hat" is rather hard, considering..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# "Storm dildo"??
sounds..... violent.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Vuvu (Wibblywobbly) made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Yay!
That was sort of the inspiration for this.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Good to see he is a correctly constructed Battenberg too.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# CHOCOLATE battenberg?
i can scarcely contain my fury
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Standards...once they start slipping, where will we all be?
I am glad to see you harbour the same strong feelings as myself.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I agree.
One minute it's chocolate in Battenberg, the next they'll be shitting in the streets. A line must be drawn somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
#
Adopt suitable axes, then draw the line between 'chocolate in Battenberg' and 'shitting in the streets', and decorate with happy flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I blame the immigints
And Jeremy Kyle...
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# it'd be like strawberry jaffa cakes!!!!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# D:<
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# they taste foul too!
Got some in Tesco t'other day, and it plays with your head. They look like jaffa cakes, feel like jaffa cakes, they just taste like shite, and because you brain is expecting orange, you just feel inclined to vomit!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# but it aint ornage
it arpicot

EDIT: Nope wikipedia says it ornage after all

not arpicot
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# how dare you blaspheme
Jaffa Cakes are most definitely orange, hence the Jaffa in the their name
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I would definitely try that last one at least.
Just for the thrill!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# What the fuckery is the last one meant to be?
Sure as hell ain't Battenburg.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# its a burberryburg
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# a shitnburg?
*ponders* Christ, you actually could make one out of different coloured turds... *goes off to be sick*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# save that!
you can use the sick in lieu of marzipan.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# i say!
how jolly jolly!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Yay for sophistocated food
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# oh, i love this.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I say.
He's spiffing.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hurrah for aristocratic cayke!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *scoffs battenberg*
what posh battenberg would that be then?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Hooray!
He's ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Where things come from...

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# 100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Oh, if only this were true...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Uh-oh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# 50% off?
But I want one that works ALL the time.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Hehe WOO!
Shoot them, SHOOT THEM ALL!!!!! AHAAAAHAHAHAHHAA

/driven mad by kids TV blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Head shot!
Bonus points!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# hahaha
that's the hummus right there
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# wah
poor harmless teletubbies
*no clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# this is a very busy village
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# that is
really very clever
..click
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Unfair! They get all the buses!
Woo!

*clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# The hummus is strong with this one
Very Woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha! yes!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# That's just round the corner from me!
The '000' goes there about 50 times an hour. Generally while I'm waiting in the rain for my bus which comes about once a fortnight.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Pffft!
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Nicely done, sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Very good.

'Ning-a-ling B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Aha! Clever!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# woo!
the bridge animations in your profile are My Favourite Things Ever
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I think you're exaggerating
but thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# well ok Adriana Lima is my favourite thing ever
yours are my favourite internet thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *google images*
wow!
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I went home to Milton Keynes last week, and I saw a bus who's destination sign was stuck
between "out of service, SORRY" and "Milton Keynes central" so it read "SORRY Milton Keynes"

One day i'll buy a camera
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Superb
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Have you been reading
The Old New Thing by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)
# nope
I just pass a lot of buses on my way to work.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)
#

cfb | 1280x1024
previously | previouslier
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Remind me
Never enter into a sand castle contest against you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I don't know what i'm thinking bout
really leaving with you...ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# ok.
never enter into a sandcastle contest against me
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# ooo
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I say!
That's rather lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Woo!
I hope there are more of these coming :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# yes i think so.
until either i or the board get tired of them.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Well I won't,
and I count as fifty board members.

Oh, no, sorry, I just mean I reply enough to BE fifty board members. I still only count as one :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# only one you may be,
but you are a unique and beautiful flower.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I truly speak for everyone when I say
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# *glees*
*then kills with hammers*

EDIT: That would really put you off if you were trying to do a sneaky seaside wee!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# 'excuse me would you mind pointing that thing somewhere else?'
pfft...

Good ning one and all.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Well it would be easier
If you weren't standing on the groin!

*athankyou*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Oops my bad.
*dismounts*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaa!
gleeee!

If I was the only buoy in the world and you were the only gull . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Oh dear.
HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Tern it in Dave!
Or I'll call Albert Ross!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# oh you Great Tit
...so sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! rydonabike I'm not unthinking everyone of nothing...., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Yays!
Haven't seen one of your fluffys for aaaages!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# this makes me say "woo" and "yay"
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# you dont fuck about getting there do you!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Yay
you should do more of these again. ther' the bestest!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *punts*
Edit: Sorry, he's lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Needs more Milly & Rupe....
;) Just messing.

Woo, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# heh
cheesy grin!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# yay!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Aww! Woo!
That reminds me of a vexel I did recentl- *resists reposting*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha!
Well proper old-skool b3ta, prodigy69 innit.
Hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Didn't they make it to 10 in Voyager...
and were all like "whoa, we were everywhere at once, but we went nowhere" or something
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Yeah
They had been watching This is Spinal Tap. They took it to 11!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# they should've just made ten faster.
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# they did
in the original series, they manage to get to warp 14.1 at one point.. but then from Next Gen onwards, they changed the maths behind calculating the actual speed, which means that the old warp 5 is much slower than the new warp 5..

/geek
(eight, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# *fears the level of geekdom*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# My god yes, there is some geekery in this world
Wikipedia's entry on warp speed has actual graphs.

Graphs!

IT'S ALL IMAGINARY, YOU FOOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# probably!
i didnt get that far :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# They turned into alligator type things
supposed to have been the future evolution of humanity or some shit.

I think.

But yeah they reached it. And went crazy.
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# did they bite?
eachother?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# ah thats right!
janeway and paris evolved into lesser creatures...
weird.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Ah yeah, I remember now
Voyager had been a little mental before that but it was getting a little silly at that point
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Was Warp 10 fast enough
to allow them to jump a shark then?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# they'd already done that
but it was fast enough to make them travel back in time and jump the shark again
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# this
^^
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# and the worst thing is that wasn't even in the top ten stupidest episodes of voyager
also, paris and janeway abandoned their kids on the other side of the galaxy
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# The general idea of Voyager got old quickly
Oh noes! We're on our own, and everyone has technology which is rubbish, but they gang up on us and we nearly get destroyed!

Oh look, the ship was help together to gaffer tape but now we've met some friendly people we're 100% ok and back to normal.

Oh look! An entire fleet of enemy ships! This could be tricky!

/rinse and repeat
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# they did it in next gen too.
the one with the 'traveller'
they made it to the andromeda galaxy.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# faster thatn Ludicrous speed?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hahaha!!
didn't warp ten make some voyager people de-evolve?

oh god i'm such a nerd...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# that story line made me so mad!
THERE IS NO PREDETERMINED 'NEXT STEP' OF EVOLUTION!

TREE! NOT LADDER!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# [aaaah, but that depends on the timeline... ;?P]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I'm sure the original Star Trek did warp 10 loads of times.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8219392
(eight, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# He gotta biiiiiiiig face!
/Stouffer blog
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Apologies for cameraphone rubbishness
But there was a nice view of London on my way into work this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# I was worried nobody would get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# i don't, i was just being polite..
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# That's typical
You wait ages for a bus then three come along at once!

Woo.

EDIT: Not bad going. 33 minutes at the top of the board:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# You don't get an opportunity like that very often.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# thats because of your hidden hypnotic messages in the image!!
*burns down 'the establishment'*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Yeah but it didn't work.
I'm yet to get tea and bikkies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# oh!!
can i have juice instead of tea please!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# NO!
You'll get a cup of cold poison and be glad that you got it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# yes boss.
thank you boss.
*sips*
*grimaces*
yummy......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# You're not liking it enough!
National service for you miladdo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
although..
*hefts rife*
ha ha ha
fix bayonets!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Shesh you can't do anything.,
YOu've been in national service 2 minutes and you've already broken your bayonet!
That's it! To the hippy commune with you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# but the acrid smoke hurts my eyes!
*blinks tears*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Naa
Smoking ban in all public buildings innit:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# yay!!
*sits in a circle of ragged tramps playing the bongo*
duuuude
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# So,
pretty much like the messageboard then:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# that all looks present and correct :D
ning chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
# G'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Although I think that the first bus
Is about to fall off the bridge!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I win!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha!!
i thought that when i saw it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# don't be noughty
or I'll get cross

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# quiet you!
or i'll step on your tic tac toe!

no?
i'll keep trying!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I'd've gone with the sweets
tic tacs toe be honest . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# rats!
teach me master!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# laaaaaaandaaaaaan
this all seems to be in order :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Why am I ris-ing?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ^ this

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Probably because you don't know London well enough
to spot that the Tower of London, Canary Wharf Tower, Big Ben, the London Eye, the Post Office Tower, Nelson's Column, the OXO Tower and three routemasters have been added in.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I lived there for 5 years
...and even I RISsed a little till I took my rose-tinted glasses off :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# aaah :)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I'm getting all nostalgic
That's exactly how it is in my minds eye :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Pffft!
As if OXO have a tower.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Everyone knows Bovril bought it in the nineties

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Well they had to
after the Bisto-Dome was built
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# And it's still better than
the Vegemite Tower, no matter how many barmen claim otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Aussie? Barmen?
in London? YOU SHIT ME SIR GOOD DAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# isn't it odd how tings always look smaller in photographs
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# That's because they are smaller in photographs, on the whole.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Better out than in I say.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# quite
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# ''BUTTONS SMASH''
....is what I feel he should be shouting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# 'ning missy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Good ningles senor!
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# same as usual, busy, busy, busy
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# That in a nutshell, but can't complain.
Well, I can a bit. I feel like I've had no sleep when I've had almost five hours.

Anything to complain about?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# the usual
being too busy, not being where I want to be, this place for various obvious reasons, the price of pick'n'mix etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Oh don't get me started on sweeties
they're FAR too expensive now.

I'm not where I want to be, I think give it another couple of years and I shall be saying 'BOLLOCKS TO THIS' and moving to Amsterdam.

edit: right, back later cats
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)
# 69 peeps for the bash now:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# who's the last one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Redsushi
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Oooooooh someone I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I think there's more than one of those:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Well yes but all the later sign ups
well, not all but most are....relative newcomers who I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Yes
This one is quite stalkerish:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# why is that?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# 41 post and turning up to the bash:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# is there a minimum amount of posts before you can go to a bash?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# No of course not!
It's just I've always thought of the bashes as a place that people that know eachother from the board can get togeather.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# well...
*uncocks Blunderbuss*

ok then..

=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
# lol
come on then yer baaasaards!
(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)
# *waves* ningles petal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# no boss today
*does no boss dance*

how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)
# No boss means you can do an office
pance dance!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# that's what the no boss dance is!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I hate to be a complainer but
:S I am having weird painful hungry pains. I'm not hungry, for a start, and it doesn't usually HURT when I am.

*prods tummy worriedly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# *listens to angry growling*
did you eat some guatamallan insanity chiles?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Nope, last night
I ate trout and almonds in a lemon jus with new potatoes and spinach salad. Made by me, it's one of my signature dishes so I can't have got it wrong. There's nowt that CAN go wrong with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# up the duff
(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Look NO
I played this game last month and then came on, so everyone shush. I'm not pregnant.

Although when I am there will be a chance of it being called Dave after my dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)
# even if it's a girl!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# What?
Not B3ta or messageboard? Both are beautiful names for boys and girls!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
# B3tty if it's a girl...B3rnard if it's a boy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# not B3n?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ooh yes! ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# B3thanie:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# B3ender
(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# or b3nder even?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# haha!
(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# and what a FUN game it is
hours of hilarity
(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hilary?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# WHY WON'T SHE RELEASE HER TAX RETURNS?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# or get shot by snipers in Bosnia
well done simon
(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# HULK PARK!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)
# can he...
park cars between the limes?
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
where the hell is Bobs these days? and Thor's far too infrequent a visitor for my liking too.

'ning chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# 'ningles.
Dunno. I hope they haven't done something drastic like getting a life!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# haven't seen chorizowagon or pachey for aaaaaaaaaaages either.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)
# I was thinking the same about Chorizo the other day.
It's been months! They leave the nest and they never call or write.

*sobs into Horlicks*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)
# and i didn't even realise she turned up at Doctor When's brum bash!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# it's not like the olden days :(
no where near enough DTH for my liking either.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# We'll have to install a hatstand
and try and coax him back
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)
# eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# See! It worked!
I'm the Bill Oddie of B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Oi! Oddie! Are you lookin' at my bird!?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Yeah!
Nice chuff!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Yay!
that worked a treat. Hello chap, how the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I's off work today
I'm all snotty and have very hurty sinuses so I'm inhaling lots of steam and olbas oil . . . nice to be missed how're you?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# much less snotty than you
and generally plodding onward :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# the only person I miss is eclectech :(



'ning you bunch of cnuts! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)
# morning grumpy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Wotcha twunt
No i had noted this absence too! And what happened to Argh! Wasps!? I must have been four years!:O
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Golden days!!!
You're still quite noob-ish!!!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I never said YOUR golden days ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# True!
Ahhh, no pesky kids using b3ta as a chatroom, thems were the days!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# shut it n00b :)
I fought in the kitten war for you lot!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)
# thanks gramps!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# OOF!
Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# I always thought Dave would get this first...


Puns... puns puns puns puns
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# it probably was too easy for him...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I've not done many puns lately . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# captain scarlet..
is green?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Captain Green:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning!

Relax, have a snacky n a cuppa...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Set your cornettos to stun!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Q&D, easy, bindun almost certainly,
but after the sticky cock sketch I thought this might be a tad easier to stomach this early...

Mornin b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:49, archived)
# pish
We both know you just did it to taunt the diabetics!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Muhahahaha!!
*hides insulin*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:57, archived)
# *replaces diet coke with regular coke*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Oooh!
Eeevil!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# well, i am a super-villian.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# .....made of wood....
*shakes matches*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)
# go evil asbestos!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)
# :)
Mmmmm Jaffa caykes!

'ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:48, archived)
# ningles tanless!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:49, archived)
# 'Lo matey
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:50, archived)
# it goes fine thus far!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:53, archived)
# 'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:51, archived)
# @:D
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:55, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:49, archived)
[challenge entry] That's fab!
(geddit, fab, like the ice lolly... bloody sod you, then)

Oh, did I drop something...



(Click for vid...)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:50, archived)
# ah cannae get youtube at work...
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Bah!
Your work is no fun...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:02, archived)
# no it isn't.
no youtube,
people dying left, right and center,
boss is a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Boss is a cock?
I smell a sitcom...

My Boss Is A Cock

The hilarious adventures of a hospital run by a 6 foot tall penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# he was sick on me!!
*sniffs*
been at the edam boss?
oh....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I wish
Some of the people I work with would die
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# well, i work in a hospital so they're the people i work FOR.
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# *clicks to view later*
'ning Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:55, archived)
# nings Tan!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)
# *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump*


*pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump* *pump*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:57, archived)
# thats some mighty fine pumpin'!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Eeep!
Morning squire.

Oh I had a lovely walk to work, I had two cigarettes and I listened to A Perfect Circle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Hooray!
Except for the cigarette bit. I don't like those. "Yuck!" I say.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I enjoyed them.
You can replace them with.... chocolate croissants if you like, I enjoy them about the same amount.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# How about I replace them with
a nice cup of tea?

That sounds nice. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Yes, that should do splendidly.
although I like tea much more. So just one cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Set snacks to yum!
woo!

mornin'all
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# 'ningles stan!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Fun for Familys
(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:02, archived)
# any band who have a member to dance are amazing in my book
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:09, archived)
# that was no dance
he was just trying to stand still.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:14, archived)
# Like Take That?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:17, archived)
# Hawkwind featured a large breasted woman dancer named Stacia for many years
They have however been far from amazing for some considerable time now
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:38, archived)
# I got Pills Thrills for £1.99
in Borders a couple of weeks ago.

I felt my youth flooding back...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:18, archived)
# word upjoe!
hows thee today?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:29, archived)
# Grand matey...
not sure how much I'll be around today, but hopefully more than yesterday which was a shit day

how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:47, archived)
# tired,
but i feel a lot less irritable and angry then yesterday!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:48, archived)
# 'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Isn't that that bloke from Big Brother:P
'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:35, archived)
# no
if you tip Bez's head back a sweetie pops out . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:37, archived)
#
...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:39, archived)
# 'ning!
i see the bash numbers are starting to go a bit crazy!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:37, archived)
# 69 Dood!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:38, archived)
# *giggles*
i'll find out if i get my extra dosh tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:40, archived)
# yays!
We'll just have to keep our fingers crossed for good weather.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:44, archived)
# haha!
at least only two thirds will get wet if what you health and saftey person said was true!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:50, archived)
# don't think we could get more than 30-40 in ther at one time anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:52, archived)
# that sounds like a challenge...
*grabs giant shoe horn*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:54, archived)
# remember lads... womens are NOT pieces of meat

click for more fap worthy
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 6:28, archived)
# would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 6:34, archived)
# you are carol j. adams.
aicmfp.

good 'ning and good 'night, i'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 6:36, archived)
# heh
i might send myself a link to this pin-up.. err, i mean, her..
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 6:38, archived)
# Carol Adams!
She's hot
Would
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 6:43, archived)
# bacon bacon bacon bacon
it's such a meat market out there
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 6:48, archived)
# can just see Zoo ripping this off
stand by for next week's Zoo featuring the new "I'd mince her meat" or "show me your sirloins" section...
(taids2 punched himself in the balls on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 7:26, archived)
#
i'd like to 'meat' her!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:13, archived)
#
and i'm not mincing my words either!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:13, archived)
# *beats meat*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Might I recommend a book to you?
The Pornography of Meat

I was sadly disappointed when it arrived :(
(Jokel, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:54, archived)
# Yep Best things in life are for free
MOD EDIT: Mildly NSFW - best not to trace porn, then post it directly on the board.
(bryon, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 5:31, archived)
# i just had the oddest dream
this exact thing was happening. except to two entirely different people. and there were no cocks involved either. or spunk. but it Was very animated :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 5:37, archived)
# Despite that that is a drawing
it is most definitely NSFW. Please link it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 7:40, archived)
# jiz golden eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 7:57, archived)
# Lordy.
Surprisingly, I've never sucked a cock, so I can't confirm the veracity of this statement.

Talking of surprises, imagine the looks on the faces of the crazy b3tans that will open up b3ta at work come 9am, only to be greeted by this. Followed quickly by getting the sack, I should imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:41, archived)
# LOLLERZ
b3ta at work is surely not a good idea. I could never access it at my old job due to it being blocked as 'Tasteless & Offensive'.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:44, archived)
# It's only tasteless and offensive
when people that aren't me post new threads.

Except that soon I plan to post something that will be offensive to people of religion.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:49, archived)
# miaow?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 5:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 5:32, archived)
# TOOT!

been spamming this everywhere lately...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 6:36, archived)
# Yay!

Have a click for the mahoosive version
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:02, archived)
# brow ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 6:44, archived)
[challenge entry] blargh...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 3:51, archived)
# thank you
but I am down here
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)
# HAVING SEX WITH A SHARK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 4:41, archived)
# Hello You
PS, finally added three new tracks onto Zombiemoonrobots. (Sorry it took so long)
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 4:44, archived)
# Nice one!
I've been neglecting all of my internet obligations lately.

Even shitrags needs an update.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 4:51, archived)
# GO GREEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 5:12, archived)
# well done simon
(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:12, archived)
# Cracking,
How did you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 3:53, archived)
# some mysteries can only be unravelled by crack cocaine and heroin
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 4:26, archived)
# I would prefer
To remain ignorant if that was the case
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 4:45, archived)

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