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Babies, Babies! They're little fellas what can't talk!

(pirateneddy, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)

AAAAAANGIE!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)

congratulations, mrs. simmons...

you have a healthy... er, um...

well, at any rate, this is what came out.

ta-daaa!

(planetfall, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:32, archived)

If i drop my watch, will it stop ticking?

These are my intentions.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)

this is very well done

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)

^all of this^

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:54, archived)

thanky!

shes a trooper for passing that 5 string ibanez iceman bass without too much fuss...

pointy guitars are the worse!

(planetfall, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)

shite

i shopped in the wrong guitar, maybe if i dont say anything...

no one will notice.

(planetfall, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:02, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)

Udders!!!!!

BOunce BOunce!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)

you fucking nutter

i like it

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)

puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussSSSSSSSSSSSH

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogTWQSLuX9s

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)

ah good

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

Ahghhhhhhhhhhhhh, ahghhhhhhhh

push in........pUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUssssssssh

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)

If you posted this on a weekday morning

someone would say that this was 'udderly brilliant'.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)

...

b3ta.com/board/8230468
b3ta.com/board/8225656

:-)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)

A good pun is its own re-word

As they say...

:)

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)

i'll just slip this in

for the bounce

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)

hahaha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)

there are too many drugs in your water supply

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)

impossable!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)

Hahaha

YEAH

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)

Cunty bollocks.

Discuss.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)

One time I was naked spinning around on a table

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)

POEKMONS IN A UNKLE STYLE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)

POOKEMONS?

WITH THE POOKEY AN THE THING THAT COMES OUT AN TH E GABBA GABEY HEY GABHEY HEY

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The Neville What what what, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)

I am known as the rap-pa Mike D

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)

I am known as the ferrous compound

iron sulphide

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The Neville What what what, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)

N I HOPE YA FEEL, NICE N COMPLETE..

LIKE COPPA SULFATE..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)

I'm listening to

Ghosts

special ghosts

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The Neville What what what, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)

why are they special?

i'm listening to francoise hardy, she's special.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)

nine inch nails

It's making my head melty

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The Neville What what what, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)

I want to fuck you like an animal

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McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)

*dances like a branimal*

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The Neville What what what, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)

you're doing it wrong!

'bums anyway'

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McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)

I wanna feel you on the inside

Top ten best sex songs ever. Closer is definitely in there. Nothing is too dirty when that song is on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)

closer makes me feel like mmmmmmmmmmmm

'agrees with above statement'

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McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)

but trent reznor is just so unsexy?

i dunno, never got nin really.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)

It's not really about Trent.

Not for me anyway. It's just the music.

I don't know, try dancing to it at fetish clubs for a couple of years, it's probably jsut association.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)

oh christ.

fetish club, like nin..i really don't get..probably more so than nin.
nin and fetish clubs aren't what i think of as sexy.

i am probably a prude, also.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)

Ah, yeah, I'm not.

Floaty boats again, though, doesn't make either of us less of a person.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)

probably.

i dunno, that whole openness with your sexuality and sex life thing just seems totally mad to me...i just think it's so private, i don't think i could be that open or public with it all.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)

I don't see it that way

I suppose I tend to view it in the way that it's a scientific fact that human beings need to have sex to further the species, and ever since we realised that it feels nice we've invented new and exciting ways of feeling that pleasure- we're all adults and aware of this. So to me it's about as offensive as talking about photosynthesis. And just as beautiful and perfect a concept.

Don't get me wrong, there is a lot of stuff about love that I am very private about, but sex.... sex doesn't have to be about love. I think sex and 'making love' are two very different acts, and I never really talk about the latter.

Plus I would eventually like to be a couples therapist so I really do kind of have to be comfy talking about it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)

i understnad all of that

but i'm just i guess put off by the fact that sex and peoples sexual urges are suddenly so public, not to say things should be all secret and taboo..but now days it's seen fine to flaunt such things and in some cases i just think "oh god thats tacky". but i wouldn't be cool with being so open about it. i just think thats something better kept between me and my sexual partner, if i have one (ever again. ha).
not for one moment am i saying lets all be repressed and don't talk about such things..but i just find the whole idea of going somewhere devoted to ones sexual desires or urges and being so public with it really odd and unpleasant.

but whatever people are cool with it as long as it's not having ill effect on others it's all fine.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)

wanna cyba? tits or gtfo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)

Suddenly?

There's been orgies for thousands of years. Only recently have we really become so internalised. I mean recently in terms of hundreds of years, but still. I think for me (in no way a reflection on your views, you're entirely within your right to have them) talking honestly about something as joyous as sex can't be offensive if graphic images of slaughter and war crimes are nationally broadcast into people's homes in the middle of the day and everyone's fine with that. I think it's unfair. There's millions of people out there who don't know the first thing about how to touch another person and get frightened to the point of losing an erection because of nerves because they've never felt comfortable enough to ask anyone- that to me is so sad.

I don't regret my teens one bit, I'm a lot calmer now but only really because I've satisfied a lot of my curiosity.

But yes, that's just my opinion, and we both have valid points. If everyone agreed all the time life'd be bloody awful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)

In many ways devoting your whole life to photosynthesis and the constant discussion of it

would be incredibly dull though. Regardless of how sexuality makes you physically and mentally feel, its ultimately no more important or interesting than any other dull and tiresome cultural eccentricity.
I could go into the comparisons between heavy BDSM culture and the church but i'm incredibly lazy and am going to sleep instead.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)

night night ya big bearded lesbian

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)

BDSM = whips

Jesus = got whipped.

sorted.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)

hahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

Not to someone who studied it.

I'm one step away from elbow patches and a voice synthesiser in terms of geekish researchy stuff.

Those last three words weren't very eloquent, but there appears to be a party going on in the road.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)

Senor

That photo of you in your profile with the stripy top on: that is the loveliest door I have seen in some time. I'm not being odd, I truly mean that. It's a wonderful door.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)

oh the wonders of photoshop :)

but yes, it's sadly the door of my fat which I am leaving tomorrow, all packed up and ready to go. :(

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McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)

Ohhhhh shit.

And I just went and said that. Sorry dude.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)

not a problem

:D ooh you're going to ghostys bash, that's another b3ta person I finally get to meet en persoin

'off topic blog'

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McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)

Going, barbequeing, probably drinking far too much

and making a complete cock of myself again. Ah well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)

just a usual day then

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McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)

Woot!

Tune of the century....or week I dunno.

Either or its a song made for porn

(MrTM, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)

I'd say century

and if it's good enough for porn, it's fine by me

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McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)

ooo no

you should be listening to the seekers!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)

you have exceptional taste in music

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McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)

She was all of the hotness

I have a picture of her on my guitar

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)

pwoah

do you have a picture of this guitar?

me and mictoboy luuuuuuurve francoise.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)

Sadly, no...

I am far away from my guitar, on the other side of the ocean. Sadness.

But happiness! I have found the pic. It is here: bp0.blogger.com/_dWj32aZAH94/RtGxHLo1eFI/AAAAAAAAAyo/hvaeyqehpF0/s1600-h/hardy_bravo_back_66.jpg

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)

YAY

that is a good picture.
francoise is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamazing. i would turn lesbian and marry her, if she asked.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

It's true.

I have to hide my love of her from my Father, as he has a love of French 60s music, and would use it as bonding material.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)

may i marry you and your father?

french 60s music is one of my big loves. it's so crap and kitsch and dodgy it becomes brilliant for all the campness and shit. i love it.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)

Ha, you're right...

The thing is, my Dad has a genuine love for the stuff. It's his life passion, with no element of camp or irony at all. He goes on holiday to France and spends hours in huge warehouses of records, looking for additions to (already huge) collection.

My Dad's collection of French vinyl (especially 45s) is such that he's told me that if anything happens to him and I want to get rid of his French records I HAVE to go through a dealer who knows their stuff because it's all too valuable to do otherwise. My head is full of French pop star names from when he's told me all these factual nuggets about each musician. Do I remember any facts from my Philosophy degree? No. I remember the fact that Mike Brant (singer of 'Dis Lui') committed suicide after going mad, having been told this, any many other French pop facts, throughout my growing-up years.

Apologies, I've been drinking wine.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)

i like the sound of his record collection

sad thing is most of it's worth shit over here unless it's an english pressing or someone well known like bardot or gainsbourg.
well it's all worth something to the right people, but not an awful lot. but things like a uk lp of serge gainsbourgand and jane birkin is a good few hundren quid.
but i no so little about the french record market and surely some of it must be worth a lot over there.
a friend of mine ventures out there and normally comes back with stacks of great 45's with picture sleeves and european eps.

probably half the reason i have a many francoise hardly lp's as i do is their so cheap to buy (i must have about 15 now and a few eps)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)

It's true

We've actually discussed what to do when the morbid occurs. Basically, catalogue everything (if he hasn't already...I know he started doing it), go off to France, get quotes. While nobody has heard of Richard Anthony or Michel Sardou over here, all his records together are very desirable on the other side of the pond.

I must admit, there are a few songs here and there that I enjoy guiltily. And I certainly inherited a love of Bardot from him; both her music and aesthetic appeal...

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)

old bardot...shame she can't sing a fucking note in tune

but she is great and she makes it work.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:58, archived)

It's true

Like a lot of people, she'd have been nothing without Serge Gainsburg though.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)

Hmm...

Three of my last four messages began with the phrase "It's true". I am obviously a very boring person.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)

hahahaaha!

I love the way that he seems to be stalking some unseen prey. I should very much like to see how the prey reacts.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)

Then you must rent a movie called "Pervert"

It was just mainstream enough to find it's way onto shelfs in my repressed little town...

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 7:45, archived)

COME N ROCK DA SURE SHOOOOOT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)

May I be the first not to understand this?

Also, in other news, I'm drinking vodka and lucozade. it's actually quite nice.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

vodaka n coke

so how ya gonna kick it?
GONNA KICK IT ROOT DOWN!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

I'm afraid that'll have to do for tonight.

Bit pissed to continue, think I'll go night-night now. G'night b3ta.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)

SO, WHATCHA, WHATCHA, WHATCHA WANT??

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)

Shit, if it's going to be that kind of a party
I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)

IT'S SABOT5AGEz!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)

you want vodka and irn bru

a club here does it - its well nice

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)

AND YA DON;T STOP

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)

WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK?

hahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

i put ma root down..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

"HELLO, WE ARE HERE TO TALK BORING SHIT ABOUT YOUR CONSTITUANCY"

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

SKULL-FUCK-HAND-JIZM

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)

How did you know my porn name?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)

I'M TELLIN YALL IT'S SABOTAGE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIS

!!!!

have a mega old boris pic

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)

"On the edge of my sit?"

Fucking dead bastard can't he even type properly?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)

it's old and bad,

and i am far to lazy/pissed to correct it.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)

Boris?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)

hahahahaha

*clicks*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)

It was for "Wrong Man For The Job".

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)

excellent

i love boris

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)

He'd make

an excellent bond!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)

When two are served, you may begin eating.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii can't stand it, I know ya planned it..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)

right, you win

I need to listen to the beasties now.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)

SO, WHATCHA, WHATCHA, WHATCHA WANT?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)

GETTIN ON LIKE AAAAAALI BOOM BA YAY

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)

Ima set it straight...

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)

this waaatagate

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)

I can't say nothing when i'm in here

COS YOUR CRYSTAL BALL AINT SO CRYSTAL CLEAR!!!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)

SO WHILE YOU SIT BACK AN WONDA WHOOOOI

I GAT DIS FACKIN THOWN IN MAAAI SIDE

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)

WONDA WHOOOOI

Dear Dbroon,

Re: Above

I could not for the life of me fathom what this was, so I tried saying it out loud. That didn't work, so I tried it several different ways, and now I am giggling like a fool.

Yours,

Captain H. Wow

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)

It's "wonder why" in Newyorkese

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)

OH of course it is.

Bloody hell.

I'd come to the conclusion it was 'wanda hooee' and that made no sense.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)

I LIKE MY SUGAR, WIYTH COFFE AN CREA,M!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)

Dude.

Wrong song.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)

I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can't stand it!

I KNOW U PLANNED IT!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8231701

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)

COME N ROCK THA SURRRRRRRRE SHOT.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)

only know the choruses then? :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)

N YA DON;T STOP

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)

Mooving, everybody's grooving

Dj's got us going around, round

*shoots self in face*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)

uNKLE - tHE kNOCK

fuck yes

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)

S Club 7 - Don't Stop

Hactually.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)

Like Maaaa Bell I got the Ill Communication

Get it together

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)

This says more about things than I ever could

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)

INTERGALACTIC, PLANETARY, PLANETARY, INTERGALACTIC!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)

Goodevening ladies

My name is Roy Cormier I like it smooth terribly. I mean, a lot of fellas, they like it raw. Personally, I prefer smooth, you know, like the coconut lotion,

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)

OH YES INDEED, IT;S FUN TIME..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)

I got a little story to tell

Wit' DJ Shadow and James Lavelle

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)

YA CMON...

Now Imma break it down in an Unkle style..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)

Drums of death that are worth your while

In the file, I'll dial, I said

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)

cuz its me, M I K E to da D

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

Comin to tha end of the sen-tur-ee

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

hope ya feel, nice n complete, like a hap-py, meal..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)

Gonna let the beat...

mmm...drop?

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)

U-U-NKLE..ST-STYLE..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)

Mornington Crescent!

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)

UNKLE STY..imma break it..UNKLE STYLE..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)

sup

and why

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McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)

DRUMS OF DEATH YALL

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)

'SAFES'

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McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)

YOU ARE TOO SEXY FOR THIS FEESH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)

is he shagging the floor?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

potentially, yes

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The Neville What what what, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

hahaha

this is making me LOL more then normal

YES!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

haha, woo

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mongychops, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

I loved this last time it was posted

and I still do!!1!!1!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)

that duck is too much of a pander fawn

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McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

p;lumnp, p;lumnp, p;lumnp, p;lumnp, p;lumnp, p;lumnp, p;lumnp,

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

awahahaha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)

Yes.

Hunting wabbits.

*click*ing Nevilles.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)

stop copying clansoul!

lovely as ever sir. you are one talented bastard.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

CUNT-GRIFFIN

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)

RUSK-FELCHER

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)

RISKY-ASSES

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)

MUSK CHUCKER

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)

Will you teach me how to do such lovely textures?

There's a prize.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)

What's the prize?

*rubs thighs*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)

SSEVEN DAYSS

:P lovely as always Mr Lovelyhaha

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McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

Oh b3ta, take my mind off things.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

Have I seen this before?

Wasnt You

Thats very nice

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

nobody does it better than Archie

NOBODY

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McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

great architects think alike

www.b3ta.com/board/8229996

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

And better apparently :(

That just about caps off my week. Well I'm off. Bye b3ta.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

awwwww

*hugs*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

Thanks

Think I'll just lurk for a while. The last three things I've done have been met with cries of "BINDUN!"

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

you've done it well, i think i'd struggle to get something like that so seamless

i know it sounds obvious, but sometimes it's really worth having a quick search or a look through compo posts before starting something, to check for binduns. I've had what i thought were great ideas before, checked the compo page and they had bindun, which caused me pain, but not as much as it would have done had i spent my customary 2 hours cutting something out.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

Yeah I know but I'm very excitable.

I didn't really think. I should have known with such a perfect source.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

GET A ROOM

BLOODY LESBIANS

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)

Quiet you!

*hugs dbroon*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

*takes away vote*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)

aww no

*waits for the monty python "repressed" gif to be posted*

i like that gif.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

I only have this one.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

you've changed your tune

normally you're beating off my advances, whereas now you're all jealous. Make up your mind. front or back?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)

Erm... I think you've got me confused with someone else!

both, reacharound FTW!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)

haha yes

I was aiming at KittyVomit but I got you, sorry

*passes kleenex*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)

*passes wind*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)

*lezzes up*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

HELLO GORGEOUS

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

Less talking more lessing. Hmm.

In other news it seems my mental sickness far outweighs my ability to portray said sickness via photoshop.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

but you have a penis, so we can't lez off.

not unless you get it removed. and the beard.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

I can shave my body, cover myself in olive oil and then you can lick my nipples.

That's basically lezzing up. Basically, really.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)

but the penis....

it kind of doesn't work in terms of lezzing up.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)

It's just a big clitoris.

Just as sensitive to lick too.

Problem solved.
*lezzes up*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)

I don't think that's true.

I don't think licking alone could do it for me.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)

ooo get you

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)

What can I say?

I'm a hassle.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)

I was going to post a link to the TMWRNJ Thelma & Louise extra final scene

Where I get the phrase "and then they lez up" from. But it seems not to be on youtube, so have Stewart Lee in love with a kitten instead.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQiY6xvW8SQ

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)

I LIKE LESBIANS

'feminist-man-loves-ladies-blog'

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McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)

Ah, yours is still nice, don't worry.

We've all had a bindun before.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

thanks

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

I'm just listening to Bowie

he's singing that all the children should boogie. How odd.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)

By the powers vested in me by the nation's media,

I, the Paedofinder General, pronounce David Bowie, A PAEDOPHILE!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

I'm looking at you.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)

Nice blinking action, I can never get it right.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

FUCK IT BLONKED!

edit: blinked

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)

also i'm going to go play harvest moon now

night b3ta

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

well don't you are putting me off my stroke

yay

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mongychops, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)

look at the seams on this beast

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

hahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

theres something very beautiful about mongy holding a seamy oversized badger,

i think.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

theres something beautiful with any oversized badgers

no matter how seamy

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

hahaha true.

but mongy adds a touch of londoner class.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

yes

yes he does

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)

Real laugh out loud here

Weird what makes you proper laugh sometimes.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

awww.

yay.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

haaha

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mongychops, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

how big was that bugger then? (the carp, not the badger)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

BIG BADGER ACTION!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)

HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that so needs to be a tagline for a porno.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)

MUM??!

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McBadger COW, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)

Its blinking at me!!!!

is it morse code or something?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)

ooh, that's sexy

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)

That's rather nice

Is it anyone we know?

Also, slight TJ, what's happened to Google? It's gone all black.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

this apparently

www.google.co.uk/intl/en_uk/earthhour/

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

something to do

with energy consumption awareness.

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oodle doodle, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

*turns on light*

nonsense global warming propaganda. *turns up radiator*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

Regardless of whether you believe in global warming or not,

surely conserving power is a good idea

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)

theres plenty more where that came from

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

yes, i was just being silly

*serious face*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

Silly?

On the internet?
Are you insane?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

I have got about 7 lights on

and im the only one in the house
Is that bad?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)

only if all the lights are shining on your cock and you're making it talk in a range of different accents as part of some kind of one-actor play

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

I am linguistics of the penis

the touring stand-up show

yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

Right

So turning it black saves energy. I'm dong my bit, the light bulb blew half an hour ago and I haven't replaced it. Eco warrior, me.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

I lose a bulb every week or so.

Whatever you do, avoid flats with spotlights everywhere.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

Got loads of those long-life bulbs

Tesco were doing them for 1p each last week, the Co-op were giving therm away. How good is that?

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

Ah, but you have to get special expensive bulbs for spotlights.

Bastards.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

Just say cunt really loudly

I find that helps

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

CUNT

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

it's gone goth.

obviously.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

I hear it's going to cut itself for attention tomorrow.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

scary wumminis saying

sleepy tiem

and I go zz now, so nite all zz

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

She isn't

always scary. But nite.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

good eyes!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

Quick, somebody tell the Daily Mail!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

DAILY FACIST YOU MEAN

god that paper is awful.

nice picture.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

Fuck yeah, a total atrocity.

Visited their site today to see the reaction to the byron report. The only people more hateful than the toe-rags that produce the mail are the venemous sheep that adulate the mail's vicious and cowardly ideology in the comments box.

Try it sometime, it's like the Beeb's HYS with added pig-ignorance.

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)

New Immigrant Cartel Smuggle Unwanteds Over the Border!

woo

EDIT: I'm getting too old. There's a programme about cybersex on TV before Adult Swim starts and all I can think is 'He got that lamp from Argos!'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

Sexcetera was on

with Rockbitch, bless them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

Ah, rockbitch.

I remember the controversy when they played a gig at my local dive.
I'd have gone if I wasn't about 14.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)

Aren't they a bit saggy by now?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)

Nah, don't seem to be.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

Yay robot chicken

thanks for reminding me

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

Mr Mo-jo Ri-sin'

MISTER MOJO RI-SIN...MO-JO RISIN!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

Most of my half-microwaved bad ideas come along in supermarkets...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

Sadly I have to ris

PLus I think I managed to piss of a South African girl who was drunk outside KFC earlier. She was telling passersby that this country was shit as she couldn't get mashed potato there so I pointed out: A) If you don't like it her piss off home and B) How sad are you if you're complaining about the menu of a American fast food chain not serving the food that they serve after they infiltrated her country:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

See epiphany's reply.

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

you should have said "If this was south africa your bullet ridden corpse would already be in the fucking morgue you twat"

:D

let's remember to try and understand foreign cultures :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

Who the fuck gets takeaway mash any way?

Lazy bitch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

Yeah she can fuck off

As I have chips with reggae reggae sauce!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

I don't, I have baby carrots and hummus in the fridge though...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

Are you having baby carrot coz of the compo?:P

Is the hummus baby too?:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

Because they're yummy!

And no, it's big actually. Big hummus.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

I'm yet to locate that fabled average hummus.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)

theres a cafe at my village back home

which does pie mash and liquor takeaway
its awesome

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

Hardly Kentucky Fried Cancer though, is it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

d'you want melanoma with that?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

Their gravy is delicious though.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

yes, rich in carcinogens

also, where did you get the bluejohn? it's not easy to get hold of!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)

It was my grandma's before she died

she had loads of it, she was from Derbyshire... it's everywhere in shops up there, or at least it was when I was a girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)

derbyshire's the only place it's found naturally, i think.

i could be wrong, though.
anyway, my little peepers are closing on their own, so i'm off to bed. g'night!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)

Total myth, apparently :-(

Night love! x

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)

but its a takeaway
:P

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

*giggles*

You said liquor!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)

its a strange green sauce

but its delicious
:)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)

*giggles more*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)

it's

reduced eel-cooking juice. tasty :x

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)

It's very hard to grose me out on food

Some of the things I've eaten round the world are interesting to say the least!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)

Human eyes/testicles/etc....?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)

insects, durian, almost hatched chicks etc:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

aww

poor baby chicks
When I was working at the zoo my mate used to go around with buckets full of dead baby chicks - they didnt look too appertising

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

These were still unhatched:P

nighty 'ningles all!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

oh he gets by

with a lidl help from his friends....

(Pob mk2, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)

When Mephistopheles is just beneath

And he's reaching up to grab me...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

this picture confuses me no end

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

Radiohead.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

oo i don't like them

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

ning, kitty!

and kitti.

And also goodnight, i'm going to sleep.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

hello ben

goodnight ben

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

You remembered my name

I feel special

Goodnight :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

you are special.

*loves and hearts*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

Have you got your grooming gloves on again?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

totally.

wanna see some puppies?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

How furry are they?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

Yo dawg.

Sleep well. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

Whatup, cat?

Night.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

WHA?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

you dont like radiohead

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

their shit.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

What about their shit?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

well i ment they're shit

but my dylexic/dyspraxic grasp of grammer is bad as it is, let alone when i'm pissed.

but i'm sure their shit is better than their music.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

i never understand why people blame dyspraxia

for poor spelling/grammar/reading ability.
how does poor motor skills affect this?

i see how it would affect your WRITING, but a motor disorder does not affect the way you think.

[i am, actually dyspraxic, btw, and ma not picking on you personally, just making a general comment]

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)

Haha

I'm guessing it's a Radiohead fan's incomprehension at someone not liking them :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

haha

yes

But everyone is entitled to their opinion

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

NO THEY'RE NOT

GOD.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

OH SORRY

I DIDNT REALISE THAT EVERYONE HAD TO CONFORM TO THE SAME VIEWS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

YES

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE TO

IGNORE CLAN SOUL NOW????

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

YOU MEAN YOU DON'T ALREADY?

ARE YOU MAD?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

I LIKE THE LINES GOING TO THE END OF MY SCREEN

IT AMUSES ME SLIGHTLY

AND YES I AM PROBABLY MAD

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

hahaha

he's an annoying cunt.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

HA!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

YOU CUNT

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

thanks

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

I LOVES YOU

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

stamp on his hands innit!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

Woo!

That's lovely :D
'Ning person *hugs*

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

Thank you.

It did not come out how I would have liked. I learned I can not animate fire for my life.
*hugs back* How're you this fine evning?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

I am slightly scared.

My hair is meant to look BETTER straight.
But nooooo.
I washed it all out without taking pictures, it looked so awful.

And you?

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

Oh!

I wanted to see it. :p

I am good. But mofaha's being awful to me. He tried to steal my pacifier. :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

Well too bad, it looked terrible.

And of course, he's an awful, awful man. :D
Hahah why did he try to do that?

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Meanie.

;]

I was talking to him around it, and he couldn't understand me. So he tried to pull it out of my mouth.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

Ah, like my mum does when I suck my thumb :P

And I'm not being mean, I was joking :(

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

Yeah.

And I know, so was I. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

I know you were :)

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

Hahahaha

who is that evil_person?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

HAHAH

Does that mean what I think it means?

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

HUSH

IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

*raises eyebrow* so you have hair, eh?

and what would appear to be a very comfy jumper.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

It's actually my mum

but it's not her 'cos she's not the devil.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

Then it meant what I thought it meant hahah

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

Yeah.

But it's not actually 'sposed to be her.
I only used her as the source 'cos I couldn't find a good random person

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

Still, I got the reference ^_^

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Then your mum's got a comfy jumper on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

She has.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

i believe

that is the evil clanfaha, ruler of all evil vectors ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

Nah

it's evil_twin, Kk's mum :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

ah, right.

my mum still thinks computers are a fad

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

Haha

well to be fair I'm still waiting for everyone to start saying, "wait a minute, why the fuck would I want to talk on the phone ALL THE TIME?"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

pff

i can phone my mate and still be on the phone to him 2 hours later. we always find something to talk about! this isn't a weekly thing, this is every night!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

Yes well, phone sex is different.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

believe me,

i am the very LAST person he would EVER have sex with.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

Strange.

I was just listening to that.

(Ballunatic, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

Good song.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Meh,

I prefer Weird Fishes.

(Ballunatic, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

I haven't realy been able to pick a favorite track off that album.

It always changes.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

I have the entire thing in my playlist.

Along with all the Muse albums, and some random crap picked up from all over.

(Ballunatic, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

Any other Radiohead albums?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

Cool name.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

I think this would look better in colour

with a contrast between the good and evil etc...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

I was gonna have flames and color it and stuff

but I was getting frusturated with the fire. So I just left it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

Ah ok

Frustration pays a major part :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

And I get easily frusturated.

But I'ma try again maybe at some point.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

People are strange, when you're a stranger.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

Yes.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

It's a song by The Doors ;)

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

*pretends to know The Doors' music*

I know, like, one song by them.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

Well listen to People are Strange.

It's not long :P
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHiWE1GWApg

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

..CMON BABY LIGHT MA FIRE..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

...BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE...

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

Ya know tha day destroys tha night, night devides the day...

tried to run, tried, to hide..

Oh yeah.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

Are they the ones

who have that album cover with that guy with pretty hair?

Yeah! That album...I dunno what it's called. I remember seeing it in Daddy's CD collection. Their singer's on the cover. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

Jim Morrison.

He's dead now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

Oh, yeah!

Thassis name!

Also, :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

I have a "best of" CD

with him on the front.
With a bare chest?
Edit: Here

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

Yeah!

That's the one! Daddy has that. I never listened to it, but I remember seeing it on top of the TV once.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

It's a good album.

I have put everything I have on shuffle, and it just came up with some Azumanga Daioh music, which is all flutes and cheery tunes in a japanese style.
And then it went into Paramore.
Massive contrast! :D

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

Hahahah

I love stuff like that. Aphex Twin to Blink182 is odd.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

I've not listened to Aphex Twin.

But I don't like Blink182 very much :P

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

Dude Ranch is a great Blink album.

My favorite, other than Enema of the State.
Aphex Twin

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

My interwebs is running slow, I will let it load and listen to Pink Floyd for now ^_^

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

Hokay.

^_^

Did you ever listen to that Parade the Day song, btw?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)

Yeah.

I don't remember it, but I remember that I liked it :)

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)

Oh okay.

I'ma burn you a CD, and stick a couple of their songs on it. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)

Aww really?

Thanks! :D
Just so you know, the letter I sent you last is A4 and rather heavy :)

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)

Ooh.

Exciting! ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)

Yep ^_^

I included Issue 5 (the original).
It is terribly drawn, and the first comic was drawn by Richard.
The mummy is meant to be the teacher who said SQUEAKY FOUR.
It also has the Solder Dragonfly I said I'd give you.
And three pop tabs.
Edit: I'm going to bed now. 'Night lovely girl-type! *Big hugs*

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)

Night night.

Sweet dreams. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

*tacklehugs*

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

Faces look ugly, when you're alone.

Women seem wicked, when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

When ya strange, no one remembers ya name.

I've always thought that was the b3ta theme song.

A collection of oddities in human form.

;D

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

b3ta theme song?

Download some Howling Willie Cunt.

Seriously.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

L.A. wooman..L.A. WOOMAN...

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

*sings*

Little bit of gravy helps the dawg lick mah balls....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

Is that mongy's personal theme song?

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

They all are.

Especially a song called 'Tiny Fingers' which is about paedophilia.

*sings* ohhhhhhh tiny fiiiingers, five tiny fingers of looooooove.

It doesn't help that it's all country music.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

Try ta set tha night on..FIIIRE-YAA.

*minute keyboard solo*

I can see the stars...

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

Hahah yes!

I love The Doors, I was listening to them earlier.

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

City a night..city niight...CITY A NIIGHT, WOO, CMON!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

people are strange when you smear them in lemon curd and start doing a rain dance

well, their reactions can be strange

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

Eagles - Hotel Califfornia - Live

I'm not drunk enough yet to be amusing.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

well, you can't leave now

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

I'm not going anywheeeeeeeeeereeeee

L.A woman in tha afternoon..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm lemon curd

*drools*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

*grabs jar of lemon curd and upends down trousers*

Here girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

*hyperventilates*

*faints*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

That was NOT the desired effect.

*stands with pants full of lemon curd*

Oh damn.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

*comes to*

why am i drippings with goo?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

\o/ I love you for quoting that.

*leans out of painting*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

COMMAND ME, LORD!

*grovels and fawns*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

this^

Im hungry now!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

god I had some horrific lemon curd from sainburys

man, it was like runny unset jelly

it was most disconcerting to battle with this quasi viscous fructal lubricant in my vain attempt to smear my toats with it

I can tell you :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

toast and curd

thats crazy talk!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

what?!!

what?!

OH MY GOD!

what?

there's nothing more traditional than a breakfast of lemon curds on toats!

and some bacons and eggs and shit

and tea to wash it down with

by crikey! with this attitude we'll lose the empire!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

Stop naming foods

Its making me hungy
All I has is toats and hobnobs and pasta and rice and milk and one breast of chicken!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

ok, I wont cake talk about bacon food any more

lamb with minty gravy and boiled potatoes

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

Am I the only one who thinks lamb doesn't go that well with mint?

Mint sauce wastes a nice piece of lamb.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

I love it with mint

but I also love it with garlic, and on it's own, and with rosemary and a bit of sage, and with bsil.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

Garlic, yes, rosemary, very much yes.

Mint? No.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

NOPE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

personally I quite like mint sauce with a sunday dinner

irrespective of meat choice

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

I've always been a gravy man.

Nice thick gravy that sticks to things.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

Like thighs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

Wow, you're a messy eater.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

I really am, I'm totally inept.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

yeah

thick onion gravy with little bits of fat and meat in

yum:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

Oh yeah.

With all the brown sticky bits from the roasting pan.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

hmm, dripping enhanced gravy

feel those arteries hardening :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

When I move to Sheffield I should be living near a park, hopefully.

I might take up running so I can excuse eating yet more butter.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)

heh, yes

exercise

it's necessary if you like nice food too much :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)

I'm not too bad, I can cook healthy food that I enjoy too.

But most meals are improved by that extra knob of butter...

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)

Theres enough hills

and if you walk everywhere
you should be fine

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)

I do, but I plan to find somewhere within 5-10 minutes walk of where I work.

I might wander into the centre occasionally, though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)

I like meat with meat and more meat

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

cunt!

and you sig has food names in it aswell!!!
AAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

yes freshly roasted potatoes

it does

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

I think ill make some toats will stop the rumbles and grumbles

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

with lots of butter!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)

YES!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)

make a cheap white sauce

with milk, salt, pepper and cornflour. put the chicken in it, chopped, of course. serve with the rice and bingo! chicken supreme with rice!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

I HAD CHICKEN FRIED RICE TONIGHT

THAT WAS TASTEY BUT AS I ONLY HAVE ABOUT A TENNER LEFT TIL THE LOAN ARRIVES IM TRYING TO EAT LIKE A GYPO

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

You can afford an onion.

Trust me, it will make everythnig much better.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

I'll go to the supermarket

when I can be arsed
Think ill have chicken with rice again tomorro
then shop
Probs get some mushrooms and make a creamy sauce

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

get:

2 onions
mushrooms
peppers
eggs
value bacon
some tins of tuna

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

I cant stand fish

8p noodles and some beans will also be on the menu me thinks

but yeah that sounds about right for my usual style of shopping

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)

You could always make a fuck load of bolognaise.

Some of that dirt cheap mince (you might want to skim off the fat once it's all finished), onions, carrots, celery if it's not too expensive, tins of basics tomatoes, cooking bacon. Works out pretty cheap.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)

been there done that

3rd year of uni

I knows all the ways of cheaps dinners
tinned toms make any meal go further
Always drain the fat off the mince forsure
:)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)

That was one of my staples.

Now I have a job I can add red wine, and parmesan, and real meat.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)

:O REAL MEAT!!!

Havnt had that in a while

Gonna be a nice surprise when the loan comes - think a few steak dinners are needed

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)

Ah, yes.

I had quite a few sirloins when I started getting paid.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)

i've lived in a bedsit

i know the ways of poverty!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

Im a student

I am poverty

All money goes on beers!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)

Apparently it's really crap that I

gleefully shout TOATS when making it instead of TOAST.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

well, I call it toats semi conciously now

:)

it's not crap! it makes the toats sound all cute

doesn't it?

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

I do hold it aloft like HeMan's sword.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

haha "BY THE POWER OF TOATS!"

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

And get crumbs all down my front.

I am crap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

haha

aww :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

Nomnomnomnom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

what, nobody offers to help?

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)

My real name is Mephistopheles

But you can call me Baby

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

Hey Baby, fancy a swim in a lake of sulphur?

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

where bad folks

go when they die?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

Hell yeah

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

I'm sure that's a song lyric

but I don't know from what.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

by a great band,

I'll let you investigate.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

*goes back to listening to Aphex Twin*

Okay. :]
EDIT: Marcy Playground? I have one of their albums.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

Though Reel big fish

are pretty good too. ;)

edit: yes Marcy Playground, my favourite song is angel of the forever sleep, a B-side to sex and candy.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

Yes, yes they are.

^_^

EDIT: I think the album I had had Sex and Candy on it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

I have no idea how or why, but I have Genesis playing.

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

I have shuffle on.

So now it's Blink-182. The good stuff (meaning the early stuff). ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

Hallelujah is playing right now.

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

I love that song.

But my favorite on that album is We Are Broken.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

I haven't made a judgment yet :)

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

The lyrics to We Are Broken

are gorgeous. And that's mostly why I like it.
Read. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

I know, I just listened to it.

^_^

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

He has dreams of flying, she likes a good book.

cfb [1024x768], pops.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

DAMN YOU TO HADES!

nice pic, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

I will never trust again.

Nice picture.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

sorry had a typo

my 404 redirects to teh horses.

so that... http://www.lotophagi.com/blahblahblah takes you to horses.

Use that knowledge as you see fit. Seems to only work for Firefox.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

It's even nicer now it's not horses.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

I see a fleet of vessels in stormy waters

Woo!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

Very nice.

How long did it take you?

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

about 20 minutes or so.

give or take.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

aaargh!

Oh, you've changed the link now. Anyway, I like "I love horses".
And I like this image. It looks like ships in a storm.
edit : like 'im up there ^ said

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

I likes it, is it something microscopic?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

just me manipulating ink on a metal plate and printing it. It's about 9x12"

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

Is very nicely, nicely.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

i busted an ovary on fire.

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d d, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

THIS ALMOST NEVER HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

that's what they want you to think

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

who?

the ovaries?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

yes, sneaky buggers!

they lull you into a false sense of security and *BLAM* I have no idea where I'm going with this

but that's what happens!

it's a scientific fact, it's not true, but it is a fact :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

you have no idea where you're going?

oh, no! they got you, too!
*runs away as discomeats points finger and screeches*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

sorry about that, it always happens when I'm excited

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

i no longer trust you, pod man

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

In that case, I shall ask people on conspiracy websites what I must do to get the trust back, they always know the truth!

*adjusts tinfoil*

That's right, flying pants!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)

they won't tell you

they can spot a replicant a mile off!
let's face it, they have nothing better to do.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)

jesus, you aren't kidding

still, it's nice to read, because it means I'm not as fucking brick guzzling batshit insane as they are

tho having such folk as a metric for my own sanity is probably not the best idea:)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)

that's nothing

about 2 hours ago, a crazy woman accused me of having a dead body in the boot of my car.
i can't drive and i don't own a car.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)

Hey, hey,

save your alibis for the police.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)

always remember "I was at the scene of another crime when the incident occured, officer"

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)

the police are busy

i saw 2 of them on my way home, squatting by the side of the road, changing a tyre!
oh, how i laughed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

O_O

haha what?

rly?

actually I can believe that

there is some serious nutcasery in out there innit

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)

you can read all about them

when i finish my book.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

a book

cool

I wish I could write a book

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

so do i.

it's taking ages!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

haha

it's good to know that your dedication to literature doesn't detract from serious quality b3ta time :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

literature? pff

a spotter's guide to nutters is hardly literature.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

well, for those of us of the "I read a book once, it was green" end of the literature market

it's probably high thought :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

it will have pictures

which i won't be drawing as i'm shit at it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

oh, picatures, that helps with the fancy book readin'

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

Fantastic.

I really do love these.
I was reading about your technique for these the other day in your comments to someone, and it jogged my memory about something.
My father was a printer, and at one of the places he worked was a guy who used to pin up some of the sheets that they used to clean the rollers between jobs... some of them were fantastic to look at, these very elaborate and sometimes delicate inkblot pictures made by running the sheets beween the rollers.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

this is beautiful

desktopped

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

Wow, that's lovely :)

I am liking these much.

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

i can't really see anything in it

but something about it really appeals to me

a well deserved woo yay to you. *clicks*

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

not really supposed to

when i did the top half, i was just thinking about someone who has dreams about flying, and just trying to express that in very airy, windy sort of ways. the bottom half, the same thing, except softer, closed, introspective. But there's supposed to be some interplay between the two.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

it's very good

and like i said, it really appeals to me, in an unexplainable emotional way, which is what all good art should do :)

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

Yes, I see.

May I suggest a title from our aviation section then.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

Wonderful, I love the depth of shade.

Really decisive movements as well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

'Ning all. Have a hooded figure :)

Click for Bigger

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

How about no.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

Shouldn't you be crying and cutting yourself?

;)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

NIPSY

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

OI YOU

you ignoring me? or just thought it sucked? cos it did, alas... i'll try again when i've got more skillz. i just tried a friend of mine and managed to balls her up the same way i did you.

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boris the spider, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

NO. I MEANT TO GAZ YOU

LAST NIGHT, BUT I FORGOTS. NOW I AM SHIT FACED.

BUT I LIKED HTE DRAWING, IT WAS MOST FALTERRING. WHICH IS GOOD.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

I FORGIVE YOU

BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS VERY FLATTERING, I THOUGHT IT WAS A BIT POOR AND DIDN'T REALLY LOOK LIKE YOU

BUT I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT :)

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boris the spider, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

THE FACT TI DIDN'T LOOK LIKE ME MADE IT VERY FLATTERING

I HAVE BEEN DRINKING BOTTLES OF RUSSIAN BEER, AT ONLY 80P..BARGAIN.

I NOW NEED A FAG, BUT I THINK I MIGHT FALL OVER IF RWACH DOWN INTO MY BAG. OH NOES.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

YOU HAVE A FEW ISSUES

WANTING TO LOOK LIKE THAT PICTURE IS NOT A GOOD THING. IT LOOKS LIKE THE LOVE-CHILD OF CAMILLA PARKER-BOWLES AND PRINCESS DIANA.

I'm quitting the all-caps thing now because I'm getting a headache. I live in Germany. All beer is about 80p a bottle from the supermarket. If you buy the expensive stuff. :)

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boris the spider, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

MARRY ME

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

I thought I'd already agreed to

Great Escape, yes? I need to buy a ticket, actually.

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boris the spider, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

as it tis great ecape you SpeAK OF BOY?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

these words

make little sense to me.

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boris the spider, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

SORRY, I am sshitfaced.

but what is the great escape thingie?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

music festival in brighton

www.escapegreat.com/

been going for a few years now and i've been to the others so far and i don't see any reason to change this now. so i'll be back in brighton on the 15th, 16th and 17th of may...

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boris the spider, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

ning

you have made a glass wummin

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

Closest he'll ever come to a real one.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

eek!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

pfft!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

Nah this is a glass one

but it's a bit b0rken

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

Yours is much nicer than mine :)

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

In my opinion

you really would be better off spending your time developing ideas and techniques of your own.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

I'm not copying you, as such.

I'm just playing around with it.
It's just a bit of fun :)
If it annoys you, I'll go back to planets..

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

I did a nice planet

:D

and then it started vibrating, thus killing all the little aliens on it :(

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

Hahahah

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

ashly

instead of drawing planets

draw cars! crap cars, like this

Brrrrrm Brrrrrrm BMRMBMRBMRMBRMBmrbmrmbrmbmrbmrmbmRMBRMAMAMRAMAAAAAAAIIAIAIAIAIAIEIE*CLUNK*BMBALBMBMALBMALBAMBAMLBAMLALALALALAHNAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA*CLACKTHUD*MBMBMBMBMBMBMBMMBKFMMFNFNFJANFAJAFNJAAAUAAABUAUAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAII FIFTEEN FUCKING MILES PER HOUR!!! *SCREEEEEEEECCH*THUD*KLUNK*BOI-YOI-ING* *click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click* Ahh, they don't make them like they used to

Brrrrrm Brrrrrrm BMRMBMRBMRMBRMBmrbmrmbrmbmrbmrmbmRMBRMAMAMRAMAAAAAAAIIAIAIAIAIAIEIE*CLUNK*BMBALBMBMALBMALBAMBAMLBAMLALALALALAHNAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA*CLACKTHUD*MBMBMBMBMBMBMBMMBKFMMFNFNFJANFAJAFNJAAAUAAABUAUAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAII FIFTEEN FUCKING MILES PER HOUR!!! *SCREEEEEEEECCH*THUD*KLUNK*BOI-YOI-ING* *click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click* Ahh, they don't make them like they used to

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

I'm not very good at cars :(

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

that :(

means you are halfway there dave!

haha

come on, let's fucking draw a car!

Car CAr CAR!!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

HAHAH

Lets Dave!

Still no, I'll embarrass myself.

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

go on, a little car

how hard can it be?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

Very.

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

ah well, never mind

stupid idea anyway :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

give me 5 minutes and some hand lotion

and i'll show you ;D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

5 minutes?

optimist :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

always look on

the bright side of life

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

hahah

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)

It not as if I 'own' these techniques

but if I'm honest it is starting to get a little strange, the degree to which you are attempting to emulate my pictures.
You say you're not copying me as such, but if you recall, you actually told me on several occasions that your intention was to copy my style. Those were your actual words.
I honestly think your time would be better spent developing your own style and techniques. It would be yours, and I'm almost certain it would be more satisfying from your point of view. It looked to me recently as if you'd started to do that with those plasticy pics, but just lately you've been doing this sort of thing again.
To restate, I don't own these styles or techniques, and it's up to you what you make. I'm just saying that from my point of view it's both a little weird and a little mystifying.
And to address your last point: you have presented the proposition that there are only two alternatives open to you -- to copy me or to make planets. That's known as a "logical fallacy". Those are not your only options, and to present them as such is disingenuous of you.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

I'm so glad you said all that

if I said it he'd think I was picking on him again

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

happy toats day!

I'll now find you a cake

edit: cakeule

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

boob cayk!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

I will now google for this very nsfw thing

:D

edit: crivens!

NSFW in some locales

Plenty to nibble on there! :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)

they have them in tesco

img.tesco.com/pi/xpi/4/5000436085294_200.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)

that's helping me

a little :D

yum!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)

You're picking on him again.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

CAYK!

:D

I'm actually picking on you, or maybe myself, I don't know, I usually wait for other people to tell me who I'm offending by saying stuff.
How's you these days?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

You're offending Samwise Buck!

Um, with that I think I'm going to get myself to bed. R.E.M.'s new album is surprisingly good, for anyone interested, by the way.

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boris the spider, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

HE'S GOT ENT RAGE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)

Really well actually, thanks :)

I'll be better when you stop picking on me :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

this cayke is living in a happy little world

look at him, all he wants to be is a happy little cake!

WELL HE CANT haha because HE'S A CAKE!

and he's going to get eaten, in slices? maybe ripped apart with bare hands or even feet (I've heard about those kind of food parties) munch munch munch!

Sorry, I've just eaten egg on toats and I'm quite high.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

toats is a gateway food

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)

before you know it I'll be gently warming some obscure cheese over a ciabatta

and then going off to play badmington with a someone called brian every wednesday

OH GOD! HELP ME!!!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

shit, i didn't notice!

happy b3taday and all that

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boris the spider, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

I always think its christmas when I see that

then remember it isn't and feel sad.
Damn you Jebas!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

*offers toats-shaped cake*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

He's under a court order never to do art

unless it's a planet or copying you. Sorry :(

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boris the spider, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

LOLS

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

I see where you're coming from.

I wanted to copy you at first, and yes, I did say that.
Recently I realised that I can't do it, so I'm just compromising.
You mentioned layers, and blending modes.
So I just play around with blending modes.
I don't know if you saw the mantis I vexelled this morning, I started with the body trying your style, but I decided not to, and it came out looking rather good.
I'm thinking of doing slightly different stuff, different shape pictures, too, so it's not the same shape and size as yours.
Like the mantis, and like the bird I did after hearing about the back-to-front thong man.

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

Back-to-front thong man?

That's made me smile at least :)
I saw your mantis and I liked it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

Yes! Did you hear about him?

Bird picture and link to bbc site here

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

rofl

moffy what is your secret to these pictures?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

^this^

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

that is pure fabulosity

also, claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! how ya diddlin'?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

Not bad :)

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

i am currently eating pizza

with lots of extra mozzarella ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

What fun!

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

it is

it really is

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

eek, I hope it's not that deadly mozzeralla that's being destroying tokyo or something in the news recently

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

this is tokyo-friendly mozzarella. it may steal a bit of sushi and a bottle of sake, but that's all.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

I have only iceland simulated cheese

I may make something of it later

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

crikey

Right, I'll make my own glass wummin!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

is it killerkitti by any chance?

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

No, it's not.

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

are you sure?

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

Yes, I'm sure.

I've done two vexels of her.
One
Two

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

yeah but everyone knows

5 is the adequate number to gain access to the undergarments

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

I'll stick with the two vexels I've already done, thanks.

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

that should impress mofaha

you may be able to gaz his little girl now.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

hmm

www.b3ta.com/board/8231107

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boris the spider, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

This is woo Matey

You really are the artist

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

Kinky stuff there.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

yet more proof that disney is EVIL FILTH

:D

edit: actually, the more I watch this, the more I'm getting to liking it, faster! FASTER MAN! FASTER! :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

Ahahah!

^_^

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

Nicely, nicely.

Ningles.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

Howdy :)

How are you tonight?

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

Splendid young Chicago, splendid.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

^_^

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

lovely

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

ALL THIS PURPLE

IT MUST MEAN YOU ARE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)

Purple is the colour of the cosmic presence

AND NOT BROWN LIKE YOU TOLD ME

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

Actually it's because my friend really likes purple.

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)

Oooh.

I love the purple colors. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

Thanks :D

It's purple because my friend Stefan wanted more purple :)

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ClanSoul, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

Rocky Dennis?

(taids mostly does stuff at night... mostly, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

leave clan soul alone

hehe

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mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

hahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

Haha, I was waiting for that.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

Haha!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

Hahahaa

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

I thought the same thing.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

HESSIE, I LOVE YOU TOO, MARRY ME ALSO

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

pffft!

I have. I finally got so tired of b3ta becoming b3bo, I stuck him on ignore.
My quality of b3ta surfing has improved dramatically.

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

You're a member of a growing group.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

and none of this conversation happens during the day with b3ta regulars

'hugging and smooching' each other, throughout threads upon end?

Just a thought

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

I find them less incessant, and more able to take a joke.

At the end of the day, I think b3ta is more pleasant for all concerned if I ignore him.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

Fair enough

I have communicated with Mofoha regarding the sheer volume of it; but quite frankly retract that now observing what goes on during the day-shift

I somehow don't wish I have more time to get fluffy with people, given I have quite an important job

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

the day-shift is gayer than the gay-shift

this is certainly true.

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boris the spider, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

I've never really been into the whole *hugs* over the internet thing.

But I can put up with it in the dayshift.
Regardless of whether I have horrible double standards here, like I said it's better for all concerned.
It was pissing me off, and I'm sure I was acting like a prick at times, now neither of us have to put up with that.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

*hugs*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)

Oh, you know I love you already.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

It is,

as suggested above, the incessant nature of it.
I don't usually visit during the day, because my employers are twats.

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

Yeah, I usually leave at the first sign of ningles.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

DAVE

I LOVE YOU.

MARRY ME?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

I don't like yours much.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

but I've seen him before somewhere... *thinks*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

No, I'm not sure why either.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

looks like a sturdy lass

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

This is no game for wimps.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

I should know, I play it for my uni

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

ladies volleyball?

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mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

MEN'S INDOOR VOLLEYBALL

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

A sport for real men.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

those thighs don't look that sturdy

looks like she obeys one of mongys laws

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mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

so it's not just me then

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

hahaha, nice

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mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

Boimpboimpboimpboimp!

That's the sound-effect for this one I hope you understand.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

Yays

Jeebus I was just looking at HD's profile. 119 FPs! Flash git:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

How greedy.

I haven't had any yet.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)

Well I have!

I believe it was in 2002:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

all fantastic

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=13

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mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

Well, we all know he's not natural.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

i made a picture once of his team of trained chimps knocking out his frontpages

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mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

haha nice

well aminated

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

Baby bolan

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

hahaha

bloody sneaky trees

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mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

i can do better than this

it's awfully shopped but i'm too full of curry.

You get the idea anyway

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

You know he was on the radio when he died blog.

And the grief I got protesting your innocense! Now it seems everyone's changed their minds:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You fucker!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

hahahaha

Tree Wrex? that hurts.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

he also

died in a car wreck, against a tree.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

*spangs hard*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

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Flash_Bastard, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

Just been catching up on the news...

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)

he seems like a nice chap

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

Thoroughly good egg

well, maybe a little cracked
:)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

and thats

no yolk
.
.
.
I'll get me hat

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

You'll have to shell out

for a tip!

*passes coat*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

You're just lion now.

You've gone all red.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

That was so bad

it scrambled my brain

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

WESTERN CONSPIRACY!

It's the tried and tested excuse for your country going down the drain.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)

YAY!

for western conspiracy!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

i warn you not to question the result of the election...

...or else.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

I demand a recount

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

yes, if you just step into this secure counting room

where my men will ~~beat you~~ help over see the counting.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

*dons "special" underpants*

*skips into room*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

*makes you 'disappear'*

*rules*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

*reappears as Mugabe's long-lost white supremacist half-brother*

*disappears again*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

but he has lots of degrees so he must be a nice chap

/british government circa early 80's blog

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

Lots and lots of degrees

Celsius from burning his opponents

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

that too

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

Discosteaks

I started drawing killer shit - but my skills are clearly showing - its not looking too good

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)

haha

aww

:/

well, consider it a storyboard for the pitch to whoever hands out money to film makers inthis country :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

Think I may wait til I get a tablet

to do it properly

Or just do it by hand...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

you really are going to make this an epic

it'll be the best movie ever!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

I warn you

I am terrible at drawing

this is my best effort

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

aww!

what a lovely fucking turtleoise?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

its supposed to be a dino

but turn it brown its a shit-o-saurus

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

yay for shit-o-saurus

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

he is my favorite moden day dictator

kim jong is to insular

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mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

But which one

would get the "Rear of the Year" award?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

I assume you're going by looks?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

i like the mass displacement of people and starvation

kim jong probably does it more but he keeps it secret

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mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

He's obviously just modest.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

i really need to hear their opinions on the jews

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mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

I bet kim jong could do a much better elvis impersonation, by far

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

pfffftttt!

Saparmurat Niyazov FTW!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

Yay for Turkmenistan and the lovely

colours of their olympic gymnasts :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

It's a Western conspiricy

this muppet dictator's economic FAIL if you are a left wing muppet

not even Peru in the eighties with Sendero Luminoso got this bad, what a fucking fucktard

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

the money is worthless!

print more money!

he's a big old poohead

another potentially rich country gone up it's arse due to a fucknugget

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

bit harsh, he is doing his best

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mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

It's hard

when the West is out to destroy you!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

still at least he got rid of those evil white farm owners

thus solving all his nations problems!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

Forever in fact!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

ooooh! Harsh!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

the fall in the price of tobaco hasn't help

bloody non smokers are destroying africa

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mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

What selfish fuckers!

Ning Mong!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

hello mate

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mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

tho it seems that some other african nations are very happy about the displacement of the evil white zimbabwean farmers

what with giving them land, having them form joint ventures and so on..

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

damn evil white framers and their crop growing and local employment

damn them all to hell.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

yes! damn them to

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8230981

other countries :D hehe

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

Eloquent as usual!

*nods sagely*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

I read the Independent

not the Daily Mail, if that helps

but wiry of observing a nation in economic meltdown because of an elderly dictator who has defeated himself because he is a twat

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)

That is the second

time recently that I have heard you say you don't read The Daily Mail.

Me thinks the man doth protest too much ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

Observations about real life tend to be observed in a black and white sense around here

ie: if you express outrage at Muslim's hanging gay teenagers, prostitutes, stoning women who enjoy having sex out some medieval system of wedlock; or an opponent of 'our western' civilization, despite the fact he is clearly a tyrannical twat

People reply expressing they have just turned up on some Daily Mail Forum

I will repeat pointing this out until they don't

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

Best. Headline. Ever!

"Elderly dictator defeats himself because he's a twat. Continued on page 4"

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

this is

full of good.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

My uncle has a photo on his wall

of him shaking hands with a much younger Robert Mugabe.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

that will be valuable ebay material one day

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

apparently you have to shake his hand if you don't want to get beaten up and have your children raped.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

...

What do I have to do if I want to be raped and have my children beaten up?

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

My fees are very reasonable.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

tell him you're thinking of getting into politics.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

if he had anything of worth in his country, all his civilians would have been bombed to fuck by now

until that happens, genocide is cool with the UN. I will be having a particularly large and enjoyable shit the day he dies.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

^this

in spades

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

I was considering the toilet

but spades would be fun.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

I need to refresh more often.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

nah, you're gorgeous the way you are.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

Why on earth are you shitting in spades?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

He is a Cunt.

That is all.

For anyone who missed Hancock and Joan and wants to see it, it is being repeated on BBC4 now!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

that's nice

what frequency is bbc4 in germany? :(

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

Erm

1. Get a virtual IP address
2. Download BBC iPlayer
3. Watch
4. Drink Beer
5. Love Ken Stott as Hancock
6. Profit....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)

Ken Stott is a genius

I'm off to look into this virtual ip address, it would make my life a lot easier.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

Yeah,

I dont know how good they are, but they look rather useful.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

tony hancock?

joan simms?

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mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)

Tony Hancock, Yes.

Joan Simms? No. Joan le Mesurier. Johns wife. They had an affair apparently....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

We should give him a present...

of a large explosive charge. Through his face. Bastard.

(sbx, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

if he wants one of those then he'll jolly well have to grow some oil

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

FP! FP!

african politix FTW!

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doph no time like the precedent, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

Apparently they want to 'redress the balance' or some shite

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)

In Soviet Russia...

etc

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)

Soviet Russia and communism was a disease upon humanity

Our cunts of ancestors could have done more about, i feel looking at my cat

Cunt just said Mao

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

Chairman Meow?

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

Gundam Mao?

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

chairman

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

no doubt the millionth iteration of this visual gag

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

fuck yeah!

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

Swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)

i never understood softball

it's just baseball with a slightly bigger ball, that is in no way soft

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)

If you call this ball soft,

he'll fucking batter you.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

can you tell im bored?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)

yes

but WOO!

Edit: Anyone fancy some iSnatch?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)

YES!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

Hahahah what?

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)

Smoosh!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)

Heavy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)

That's 2nd favourite anvil on google image search

woo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)

hmm

which is your favourite?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

the one with the tree

trunk

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

Y E S !

thats a nice anvil!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

Nice splatter effect!

Woo!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

I love anvils

Best of all the ... er ... metalworking accessories... er.

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

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