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Son of Rainbow
bindun?
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synackle ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:35,
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Dunno, but that's what I keep reading it as
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:36,
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Cinemas
Get many in North Wales?
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synackle ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:37,
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Buggered if I know
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:39,
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I'm sorry
I haven't a clue
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synackle ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:40,
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I wonder how often this happens?*
*Trelly getting ISIHAC responses, not you having no clue
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:50,
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Surprisingly rarely
Now people know me :)
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:53,
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p.s. your sig today gives me the glees
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:56,
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pffft
don't fuck with Zippy..
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:38,
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hahaha
very good, and as Mrs T said, that's how I always read it too.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:19,
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Randy and Matt Damon-Stannah - proud inventors of the "Self-Oscillating Stag Chair"
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:33,
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It looks like Janine Crankie is behind there with a strap-on!
In other news woo.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:35,
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I would like to have a seat and . . .
a backscratch on this device !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:38,
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Most Haunted?
Woo! :D
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:40,
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took. fricking. ages
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:25,
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that's. fricking. awesome
Woo!!
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:26,
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I don't like vectors, but this is cool.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:26,
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I'm with you on that.
"This is a picture of my girlfriend I spend ages vectoring..." Ok.
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cupboardy ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:27,
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This is a picture of my girlfriend that I spent ages vectoring . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:32,
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...and this one time, at band camp...
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cupboardy ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:33,
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That reminds me, where's Clansoul today?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:36,
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On ignore still?
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:37,
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He was around earlier
Haven't seen him since the Captain threatened to bite his cock off
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:37,
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I've only just noticed the rollover text on your spacer gif.
I spent like 10 mins scrolling down the page and reading them all :)
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:35,
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Hahahaha!
There's about 68000 of them . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:37,
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Gah! *goes back to the beginning*
*loves you for doing it*
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:38,
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Clarinart!
*tootles* Christ, I hope these have improved since I did this - this one of the first things I did with my tablet!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:36,
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That's ver' woo! ^.^
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:38,
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Yeah alright
Show off...
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:40,
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Well, the first thing I did was not so great.
Scribbles and a crudely drawn whale :D I'm hoping I can work my tablet pictures into my art exam preperation somehow...
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:42,
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Go for it
It's art innit?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:44,
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Well it has to be relevent to the question
I've chosen portraiture: - self portrait - relationsips - or situations Doesn't really come under any. I'm gonna do self portraiture and use the excuse that lots of pictures of me would be dull, and that could also be a practice portrait.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:52,
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This is a picture of my family that I spent ages vectoring . . .
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:37,
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This is ACE
Fact.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:41,
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music vectors FTW
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:40,
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*wishes she understood vectoring*
*realises her hand still hurts from the wagtail she did yesterday* *decides she's better off not knowing*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:42,
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[Are you really telling me your hand hurts from
all the tail wagging you did yesterday? ;?P [Edit: Fnnaar fnnaarr!]
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DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra! ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:52,
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6-6-4-3--6-6-4-2--6-2-1-10--6-6-4-2
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:49,
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Fantastic!
:)
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:53,
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Absolutely fantastic!
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:55,
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That. is. cool.
And nice starting point for a waggon.
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cupboardy ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:26,
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Game Boy ftw!
Y'don't need a PS3 when you have Tetris on a Game Boy.
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Joliet ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:28,
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fab stuff!
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Kallus speaks for the Spores ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:28,
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That's.a.cracker.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:29,
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Looked for ages to figure what you'd done
Then realised it wasn't a photo. And then I felt stupid.
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:29,
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*changes name to stupid*
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:37,
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*giggles*
*goes to get more cayke*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:43,
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^
this.
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durbster durbster.co.uk ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:39,
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have you got a really slow camera?
(that is a compliment, awesome vectorage, it's hard to tell that it's a vector, that's what i meant with my cuntish loveliness above.)
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:34,
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it's your cuntishness that i love
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:36,
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fuck you, fannybaws
I'm nice as pies.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:39,
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macaroni pies
*bokes a little*
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:41,
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haha I'm not fussy about what's in a pie
as long as it's a pie. macaroni's fine with me. but curry pies are the best pie invention since pies.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:42,
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That's very very nice indeed
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:36,
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What? About 10 years?:P
WOO!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:39,
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:D
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:42,
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Haha
You're ace.
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Cae1 ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:44,
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Game over boy !
Toot toot !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:46,
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That
is pretty fucking cool! 'Ave a click me ole china!
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:45,
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shopped images only please!
lol it looks fantastic mate!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:45,
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*glee*
Precious few memories :)
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:56,
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New York and London. . So close, yet so far. . .
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TheOther ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:14,
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*burns your embassy*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:15,
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*burns back*
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TheOther ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:21,
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hahaha!!
looks like they called a conmans bluff...
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:18,
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Nice one!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:22,
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NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
=D
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:23,
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That fountain looks lovely and cool
/flu blog
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Joliet ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:23,
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Parallel universe # 421
:D
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TheOther ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:24,
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Nicely
done. :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:28,
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Where is King Kong when you need him ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:27,
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This is great fun to do. Nicely done.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:37,
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Every 1st and 3rd Friday, Cantina Bar, Mos Eisley
sorry... tis very silly
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:00,
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Oh dear god...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:03,
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massive inappropriate TJ:
1) no, you aren't my photoshop bitches, I just haven't the required skills/time. 2) serously, this is just something my sould cries out for: Can anyone shop/animate a version of the "oreos" advert whereby that fucking kid taunting the dog gets the face-savaging it deserves? Please? I'll send you a jaffa. P.s. nice pun with the mcgregor there.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:07,
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do it with crayons and cardboard
videotaperecord the advert and then pause it and stick red card and crepe paper and cutout teeth in the appropriate places, then take a photo and post it here it'll be ace and I will laugh, particularly if the dog has googly eyes
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:10,
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googly eyes FTW!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:14,
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I'm so trying this later if I can find the bits.
/serial killer necrophile joke
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:46,
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Heh heh heh
I like your thinking, and would also like to see this
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:12,
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I ain't seen it
is it a US thing? EDIT: Oops! If Trelly has seen it . . . then it must be UK
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:16,
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Nope it's local
And irritating. Like Sheila's Wheels and U Switch. But not like the new Visa advert, which is brilliant.
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:18,
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serves you right!
You play hide the sausage you turn into a sofa monster! C];0p
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:19,
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pffft!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:24,
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Nah, that's down to stupid agency
Finding me work that only has me out of the house for two hours a day....
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:30,
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oh . . . err . . .
SERVES THEM RIGHT! or summat . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:33,
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the wife bought some but i can't bring myself to try 'em.
they look horrible.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:19,
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They are rank
Americans seem to be afraid of sugar and all their sweet products taste bitter. Oreos especially.
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Joliet ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:29,
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I guess you don't like dark chocolate?
Just a guess. I love it, especially 99% cocoa dark chocolate :D Man I have to get me some more of that stuff.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:36,
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Dark chocolate has it's place in cooking
but not in a midnight snack.
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Joliet ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:39,
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Dark chocolate > any other chocolate.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:40,
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haha!!
mixing it up sith style! *kills everyone*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:03,
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hahaha
Darth master, scratch faster! *body pops*
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:14,
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you can go free now.
and i hope you've learned your lesson. *clips round ear*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:15,
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cor thanks!
There's not much room to breakdance in here I hereby swear never to slander Bruce Forsyth again! *crosses fingers*
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:16,
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go on, get out of it!!
*kicks arse* bloody kids. =D
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:17,
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we like silly round here :)
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:15,
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Radio DJ Pat Sharp was often referred to
as the Darth Vader of the Master Fader... there is a DJ Yoda isn;t there?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:15,
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There is indeed
DJ Yoda is awesome, scratches in loads of Star Wars & Dr Who samples!
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:19,
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Very silly
*very clicky*
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:22,
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I reckon I could get a job in advertising...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:58,
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Holy moley!
Eeek!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:00,
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shuddering fuck
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:00,
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Aww!
I preferred it when it was 404 . . . there's some ACE images there! Sunshine Elephant's FTW!! EDIT: £10:99! I get can get one MUCH cheaper . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:04,
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haha!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:07,
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I dunno what you're laughing at . . .
it's yours I was talking about . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:12,
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How long will 50p buy me?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:13,
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about 4 inches . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:15,
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Ok then.
*hands over 25p*
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:17,
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*slinks off*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:16,
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Hahaha disgruntled web employees FTW
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:11,
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tragically
this is not an annoyed woolies person, it's a real CD.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:57,
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AAAAARRGHHHHHH!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:01,
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Needs more boob
to get into advertising.
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Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:02,
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We're gonna need a bigger bottle...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:02,
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arf!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:04,
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Apparently the stuff builds strong sharp teefs !
ed: may need to snork momma . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:03,
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Reminds me of..
.. the baby off spoonguard
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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:04,
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*guards boobs*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:07,
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good mighty fucking christ man
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:25,
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Stealthing hat
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:57,
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Hooray!
I love the hat game! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:58,
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Are these on sale yet?
Woo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:58,
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Why yes . . . yes they are . . .
Go over and pull the Wollworth's special !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:00,
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That's a classic!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:00,
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I can do that 'trick'!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:02,
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This is a must have item !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:01,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:04,
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Hey :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:09,
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Haha, I love the flailing legs.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:05,
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Baby bear is styling . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:07,
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Awwwwwww
This is in dire need of a click.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:12,
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SWAPSIES!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:22,
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DROPSIES !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:26,
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Mrs. Ethel Bromine demonstrating the art of "cow snorking".
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:31,
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She's got a lovely action there.
Woo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:33,
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shouldn't she be catching it in her bucket?
hehe- nice
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:33,
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haha woo!
*snork*
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:35,
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hmm..
whats going on there?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:39,
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*PULLS THE STIFF ONE-EYE ON IVES*
Bwwwaaahahahahahaaaaa!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:40,
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AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE-
wait... *peers* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! non-willy man! =D
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:41,
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now i am the master!!
gimme 50p! *holds hand out*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:44,
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*gobs into Ives palm*
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:46,
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*pours into wallet*
thats what i'm talkin' 'bout.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:49,
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Hahahaha!
Eveeryone look at this! IVES HAS GOT AN 'I LOVE HORSES' PURSE!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:50,
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what?
it matches yours!! we're purse buddies!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:54,
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OH YEAH!
\\o/I bet you haven't got the wallpaper and duvet cover . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:56,
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i would have if you didn't keep buying them all!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:01,
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Art/craft.
You say tomato, I say tomato.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:45,
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Arf
The British High Commission "lost" my photos. The guilty woman buggered off on leave without telling me. She is back now and won't return my calls. 6 weeks since I applied. My holiday has to be cancelled and I am close to tears. I hope everyone else is having a better day. 'ning!
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:52,
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those sons of bitches.
*hugs*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:53,
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sorry to hear that flo'
just sneak in via that tunnel thing, they don't normally stop anyone!
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:55,
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There is a tunnel between Cape Town and Accra!?
*buys big spade*
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:09,
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Awwwwwww!
bastards! *hugs*
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:57,
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You can borrow my passport if you like.
I won't be needing it for a while.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:59,
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If you have any facial hair let me know
So I can buy a false beard. Also if you are a man-human please let me know so I can get a false willy :)
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:10,
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THATS the technique!!
*darts to local cow farm*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:39,
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*pool to local sheep farm*
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:40,
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*billiards freebs*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:41,
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:D
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:41,
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Excellent Snorking!
\o/
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:39,
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Cow snorking is king on the farm !
Still waiting for the cigars to flow as well . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:42,
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Perhaps we need Mrs Ethel Bromine as our midwife...
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:46,
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She might just snork the little mole out . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:49,
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Come on Ethel!
Snork! Snork! Snork! Snork! Snork! Snork! Snork! Snork! Snork! Snork! Snork! Snork! Snork! Snork!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:01,
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mmm an embuggerance!
Click for bigger (44KB)
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:19,
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Pardooon?!
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:20,
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WYH BTW.
Oh gosh, now I feel like a cad.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:30,
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i've been known to forget myself at times as well its ok
thanks =)
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:31,
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I can't decide whether or not to have a cigarette.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:33,
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don't do it!
the little smoke imps will take bits of your lungs away! my quitting isn't going well :(
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:35,
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Replace it with healthy and delicious beer
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:36,
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If it's a decision rather than an addiction,
probably best not to before you have no choice in the matter.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:39,
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:)
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:44,
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Can he achieve a sandwich for me?
Woo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:21,
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its hard to say with Doctor Christ-Science
he might achieve you a sammich. he might kill you.most likely kill you though...
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:22,
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Hmmm...
what kind of sandwich would it be?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:23,
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BLT most likely
the tricolour sammich of joy
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:24,
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I'll take the risk.
So long as it's bacon-heavy.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:24,
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naturally
ideally you want the bacon crispy and plentiful, nice crunchy lettuce and tomatoes placed between the bacon and lettuce to avoid the dreaded sammich wetting.
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:26,
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Oh God.
My mum often used to put cucumber in my sandwiches, leading to horribly soggy bread. Never again.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:28,
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thats a good place for cucumber to be
as long as you layer it between two slices of ham so has to insulate it
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:29,
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My Mum never got into the Science of sandwich making.
Much to my detriment.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:30,
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i'm a professor in the field
i make a damn good sandwich though i say it myself
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:36,
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I have occasional sandwich phases, but I'm not a regular.
I normally only make them when I have leftover roast chicken, now.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:37,
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one of the finest sandwich ingredients.
chicken, sundried tomatoes, mozzerella, pepporoni. toasted, naturally. *hungers*
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:41,
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You'll have to teach me when I move.
I've lined up some promising looking viewings for wednesday, by the way.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:43,
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yeah? what area you looking at?
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:47,
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I'll gaz you.
So this bunch of freaks can't stalk me.
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:49,
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Can he come round my house
and think the soil i'm shifting into the skip? In fact he can think my garden finished!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:24,
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and deprive you of the satisfaction of a good days work done?
science was not meant deprive a man of such things
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:28,
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He can think me some Radox for later then.
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:32,
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lets see them callouses then!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:40,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:33,
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Sandwich!
Sandwich sandwich sandwich.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:37,
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crikey thats four sandwiches!
I wish I had four sandwiches :(
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:46,
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has Fwips
gets woo!
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Kallus speaks for the Spores ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:28,
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Aww, poor vampy.
(
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:11,
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Haha!
Woo. *votes*
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:13,
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haha
but wouldn't it be excube me?, and firbt?
(
firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:14,
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berveb you right for you checky Daddieb pobt down there!
(
firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:17,
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Bhut it, firbt!
firbt!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:19,
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HaHa! /Nelbon Muntz!
:o)
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:19,
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yeb, you bhould know
you ubed it earlier! :)
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:23,
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Yes.
But that would rather spoil things. Maybe he only has problems with the 's' sound at the start of words.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:16,
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a semi impediment!
I still liek it, just being a pedant! :)
(
firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:20,
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A speech im-pedidant?
(maybe not)
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:47,
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Hahahaha!
but he bhould've baid 'excube me' C];0)
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:14,
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look! a bat!
*click* just for that.
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:15,
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The middle poster that's covered by the text bubble said 'Woo! Spooky!'
unfortunately the layout would have been very contrived to make it visible.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:19,
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haha poor vampire :(
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:20,
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A peach in sediment?
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:32,
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Indeed,
and I have tasted the whole worm.
(
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:35,
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my first
click
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w0l ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:41,
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Aww!
Thanks! I've popped your click-cherry :)
(
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:44,
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I bet you'll be boasting about this for weeks.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:46,
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Down the pub, oh yes.
My conquests are known far and wide.
(
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:55,
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clickb
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Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:00,
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Stand firm there sailor!
Click for bigger (66KB)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:09,
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hoist the mainbrace
battle the crows nest prepare to mid ships!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:11,
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i thought one spliced ones mainbrace?
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:20,
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Ace!
So it was nelson who bent it?
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:17,
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Looks like it...
Nice mending!
(
Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:19,
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Hilarity ensues...
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:44,
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Hooray!
I'm looking forward the sequels.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:45,
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Three babbies and a little baby
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:54,
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So is Gary Glitter
"Three little ladies and a little lady" Right up his street.
(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:55,
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...
street alley
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:08,
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hahahahah
fab!
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:45,
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I don't know if that's giving me teh fear or the horn.
What the hell - I'll take it anyway. Woo!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:46,
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There'll be puke, nappies and poop everywhere
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:46,
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You thinking about care homes again...?
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:48,
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Rest-a-while IV - Anal dreams
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:49,
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hahahaha!!
nicely!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:51,
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WINRAR
Hahahahahahahaha!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:54,
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that one on the left
it's Ian Beale, isn't it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:01,
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highly disturbing.
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:17,
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It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:40,
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Hahaha splendid
*clicks*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:40,
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Now I want footage
of lorry mating. With commentary by Sir David Attenborough. And woo!
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:42,
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oh david...
*sighs wistfully*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:43,
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geeeezzz
I feard he was dead for a moment there! You scared me!
(
Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:47,
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HE WILL NEVER DIE!!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:50,
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David Attenborough introduced snooker to television (BBC2)
which is why all the commentators talk like him
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:50,
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he's the man.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:58,
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I'll see what I can do....
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:44,
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Take acid
Stare at the cover for Aerosmith's album "Pump". 6. Profit!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:45,
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Lorry porn...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:00,
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hahaha!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:03,
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That lorry's being
trucked by the other . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:04,
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(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:05,
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\o/
*saves to special folder*
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:05,
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hahaha!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:42,
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Ha ha ha!
*click*
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:56,
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my word!
how brillig
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:25,
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Done on paint
Click for bigger (191KB)
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Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:33,
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Sexy.
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Cae1 ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:34,
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I love the occasional paint shops
have a woo
(
Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:38,
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russell you
caaaaaaaaaaant
(
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:38,
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THIGHS!
nice one, Dave
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:40,
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zing!
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:40,
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Crikey.
Done on Paint? You clever sausage. :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:41,
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Crikey!
I'm sure it was a thankless chore
(
Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:42,
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that is a mighty fine anim SADTH
Care to share the source image? :)
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:46,
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Phwoar, look at that figure.
I wouldn't mind having a taste of her.
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:57,
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I'm not fit enough to be a racist.
I can barely manage the 400m.
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:01,
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lovely!
Is she a Daddy's girl?
(
firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:04,
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HaHa! /Nelson Munz
You spent the last 8 minutes googling lisa marie scott! AICMFP!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:06,
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Already knew who she was
just didn't recognise her from your lovely paint mash.
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:12,
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Shopped images only please
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:40,
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Have some beautiful Brighton blossom what I tooked and be-ortoned:
"If I'd the knack, I'd like to sing Like cherry blossom falling" Happy spring! Click for blossom
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:23,
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cor thats pretty
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:25,
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eh?
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Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:25,
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I can has messed with it to give it an Orton effect.
I've also brought up the def a bit and messed with the exposure to get the overall image... And I was jolly chuffed with myself because I think it's ace, so I thought I'd share it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:27,
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oh right
excuse me i'm just being a cunt. it's very nice.
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Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:28,
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that is lovely.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:25,
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Needs more massive Jew nose and Joey Lawrence sibling.
S'nice, though!
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:26,
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thread jacque
can someone point me in the direction of a good free image library that i can use for a charity?
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mookay immune to icons since ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:30,
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i'm not sure any are free
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mongychops ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:31,
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oh come now!
If you had a squillion pictures wouldn't you want to give them away for nothing? *lobs £20 into the air*
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:32,
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poo
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mookay immune to icons since ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:00,
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OVER THERE!
*points*
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:32,
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www.sxc.hu
is quite good but variable in quality.
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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:32,
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Google 'morguefile'.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:05,
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aw, that's lovely
but i think you meant click for blossom
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:36,
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Hahahaha
What?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:40,
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you don't remember blossom?
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:41,
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I was never allowed a telly.
We had to make do with being regularly sexed in Jersey Care Homes instead.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:48,
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these poor folk
have missed all the classics now if you can find a picture of six (or whoever it's spellt) for research porpoises of course :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:49,
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here you go
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:54,
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Reminds me a bit of this
Wot I tuk a wile ago
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:41,
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i love to sing-a
about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:14,
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I'm SO SO SORRY.
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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:00,
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A mixed race marriage shirley?
marriage does not equal sex. In fact it's a well known libido killer. edit: /pedant. Love you really!
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Joliet ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:02,
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She wouldn't be able to
keep her hands off Cushing. who could?
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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:03,
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It's the receding hairline
a chick magnet
(
Joliet ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:05,
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and the power that a Grand Moff weilds!!
who could resist?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:05,
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And his
foul stench. I'd recognise it anywhere.
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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:07,
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Haha
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:13,
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Hurray!
This bodes well.
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:07,
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its when its finished receding your screwed! :)
(
firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:14,
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it's what I hope for
every day.
(
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:15,
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Ah I should have plenty of years before that happens.
I'd best do, anyway.
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:16,
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Anyone not necrophilic?
;)
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:13,
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And who isn't a little bit necrophilic
in this day and age?
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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:14,
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I had a neightbour once who wasn't
weird fellow
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:15,
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hehe
'ningles all. i feel cocking awful today. hows everyone? edit: i like your sig :)
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:03,
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Well, if you weren't horribly hungover I'd be disappointed.
I'm doing alright thanks.
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:05,
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i feel like a pig shat on my brain to be honest.
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:08,
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That's how all the best nights out end.
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:09,
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and a lot of the bad
and average ones too
(
WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:13,
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ok,
but the cold i had keeps regrouping in my nose or throat! *coughs* *sniffs*
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:05,
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:( thats not so good
i find cayenne pepper is really good for clearing blocked heads. not sure why but it seems to work.
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:08,
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hmmm....
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:14,
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only works with cranial heads
/dick joke blog
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:16,
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-ing awful I'm tired but happy
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:14,
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But he's dead!!!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:04,
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Have you never
watched a Hammer Horror film?
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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:04,
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Probably not!!
Does he not die in them?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:07,
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It's more likely
he's undead.
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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:07,
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Actually, that's what I meant!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:08,
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You really
like exclamation marks don't you.
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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:09,
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Do I?
Not really noticed until now. Now I have a typing complex.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:12,
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yeah!
save some for me!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:15,
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pffft
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mongychops ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:13,
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good grief.......
www.starnow.co.uk/Magazines-newspapers/computer_games_life_of_crime_stories_wanted.htm Make up some lies, sell them to the newspapers and create a new "computer games are evil" scare in the UK. What's the betting this is The Daily Mail?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:15,
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i stole money from my mum to buy a computer game
do i win five pounds?
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mongychops ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:18,
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you could win "hundreds of pounds"
Is that entire website a front so national press can ask obviously leading questions with no journalistic merit while protecting their "professional" image?
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:19,
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Me too
in 1985 I stole one pound from my mum's purse to buy Kane for the speccky 48k, then in 1989 I stole two pounds from her purse to but Kickstart two for my speccy +2. That's how computer games ruined my life.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:23,
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i once spent the day playing dynasty warriors and killed thousands of people.
theat when i started wondering if it could be done in real life.... thats when i became the world biggest mass murderer. *holds hands out*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:19,
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here
I go again on my own... sing along!
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:20,
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whoops!
=) ta!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:22,
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I nearly failed my degree because I worked in a computer games bar
and practically never left the place. then it folded, I did my third year in a month and passed, spent two years assembling electronics while jobhunting and ended up with a hard to get, rewarding absurdly badly paid job with a great deal of responsibility for other peoples' futures. And I read b3ta at work. Computer games made me do it.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:23,
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damn them all to hell!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:24,
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So did you apply?
'Chuckie Egg Turned Me into a Drooling, Maniacal Klepto, says Toast'.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:26,
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I like how the age range is 0-60
babies are ever so violent these days
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:43,
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someone find frankspencer!
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:33,
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Children of the bride of Frankenstein!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:20,
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:59,
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Arf!
Very clever :D
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:00,
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Giving birth would be a hell of a lot easier!
woo!
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Joliet ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:01,
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hahaha!!!
high levels of woo!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:04,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:04,
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Most spangworthy!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:07,
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^
replies while choking on coffee.. damn you Mr Toast.. DAMN YOU!!!! *gurgles a woo before collapsing*
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Jimmer still not dead at ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:10,
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haha....
thats the aceness *right click, save as*
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caffeinefreak ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:10,
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this is hugely popular
with co-workers. It has been voted "best" by 9 out of 10. The 10th was in a meeting and didn't answer.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:18,
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this sooo woo!
:D
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Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 21:46,
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hahaha
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mongychops ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:13,
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Because ultrasounds existed in the late 19th century...
/pedant.I'll admit it, though: I laughed
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J-Rod chortled as he came ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 19:17,
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fitting...
...because me and mrs exactly are going for our first scan tomorrow.
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ExactlyHowLongDoIHaveToBeHere ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 21:05,
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It won't be there.
Your child has gone. Where has it gone? You'll never know.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 21:37,
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The hummus level...
...off the scale!
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Pho3nixius ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 23:33,
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Fantabulous!
And the true beauty is seeing him sneak right pass. Brilliant!
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Acrobad ,
Tue 1 Apr 2008, 0:51,
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hahahah!
brilliant
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Tue 1 Apr 2008, 4:26,
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Hahaha
despite dubious historical accuracy, that is splendid.
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durbster durbster.co.uk ,
Tue 1 Apr 2008, 9:06,
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Anyone
else see what I see? This is from my mate's old uni halls. They were a bit like that you know.
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Mr_SD ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:58,
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ZOMG! a lemon polo shirt!
I think that alone says more than the use of a Goatse for the logo.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:59,
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Could it be a transformer, to go with the name 'Faraday'?
Or possibly a gaping rectal passage?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:59,
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*peers*
i see the answers to everything! *jumps out window*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:00,
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Hmmm - I seem to remember
Faraday's law involving some weird three-fingered gesturing, but it wasn't like this... :@ )
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:03,
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hmmm
Could you be seeing fingers stretching a hole?
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:10,
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what?
You must think I'm sick or something!
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Mr_SD ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:14,
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Aaaarrrrggghhhh!!
For about 3 years and 11 months (checks), I've been wanting to post this!! Damn you to Hull and back...
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deane1980 - I wasn't working at: ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:30,
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a transformer? why yes!
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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:17,
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DangerMouse and Penfold!
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TheOther ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:52,
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excellent!
have you done dogtanian?!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:53,
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Haven't we all?
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:56,
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once or twice...
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:59,
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*click*
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Cae1 ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:53,
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Hahah YES
*clicketh*
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:54,
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Brilliant!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:54,
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one more day until what?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:55,
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You tidy your room
or I bin the lot
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:56,
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but muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!!
*storms off to room* *slams door* *bangs about*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:58,
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W*rk!
Using annual leave up, nine days plus two bank holidays in between my days off made 18 days off!!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:57,
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*jealouses*
:)
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:01,
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yay!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:01,
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But i've been decorating and gardening!!
So i'll go back to work for a rest!!!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:03,
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bah!
i've got lots to do in my garden. bastard thing.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:06,
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We hired a skip for the old bath,sink toilet etc
but i've put more soil and garden stuff in! And I'm off do put more in now! Laters.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:10,
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byee!!
go and get some man's callouses on those soft hands!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:16,
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Why, that's almost as good as my 4 weeks.
/lazy student blog
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:02,
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Penfold looks like
Sean Maguire in that American sitcom The Class. I love Danger Mouse! Edit: in face (ninja signature edit) :O)
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Joliet ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:56,
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Sean Maguire was in Meet the Spartans
and deserves to be cleansed from the surface of the earth for such a sin...
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:03,
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I love the new penfold
Very fluffy :) PS. Woo! I got an FP!
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thiswasmyclone ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:57,
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And well deserved it was too!
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Joliet ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:58,
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:)
Ta muchly
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thiswasmyclone ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:00,
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Congrats. . .
very woosome it was :D
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TheOther ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:00,
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I had an idea about remaking Dangermouse
with a CG, Bond/Bourne, feel to it...
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:00,
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*grabs Mr.Ons and whips him like he's Max Mosley*
NO! YOU SHALL NOT RAPE MY CHILDHOOD!
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Joliet ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:04,
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To be fair though
I'd far rather make something original, or remake something that was abysmal the first time round (LoExG, I'm looking at you...)
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:10,
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'noon
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:47,
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oooooh
very Sinbad! what's he called? Harry whatdyamacallit?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:48,
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hahahahah
its a long way off lovely Mr Harryhausen's work :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:52,
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Ray
Harryhausen
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:53,
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thas the fella
I kept thinking Harry Houdini - but I know it wasn't that
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:54,
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You were thinkign Harry Houdini
cos the other name escapes you?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:55,
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Ray Harryhausen?
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:53,
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Hairy Randyhousen?
Hahahaha, I've got to do a picture or film now about Hairy Randyhousen the stop frame animation porn star who spends all his time making hardcore skinflicks with pipecleaners and bits of plasticine :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:54,
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Whoa fuck!
That's cocking ace! Woo Yay!
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:48,
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Hahah, that's great.
What is that they're holding?
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:49,
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I have no idea
I would guess a wreath, hopefully a thorny one :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:53,
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don't give her ideas!!
*hides grubby cheeks behind hands*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:54,
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holy crap thats ace!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:49,
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Ace as ever.
They should make a permanent spot on the front page just for you. Then you can post straight onto it.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:54,
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If he gets his request for joint FPs to be possible
He'll get a sudden burst of requests to 'work' with him ;)
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:56,
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shush
If they did so I'd stop trying so bloody hard and probably spiral in to a drink and drug hell not disimilar to Amy Winehouse. Instead I only get off my face when I'm lucky enough to get one :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:56,
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Oh shit!
It only started moving when I blinked. I'm rather worried now.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:55,
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Aww
My friend will keep you company
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 13:59,
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By that you mean she'll try to devour my brain?
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:04,
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Probably
I don't ask her where she gets her meals from anymore, it disturbs me
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:14,
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Your friend's got no nose!
How does she smell? ...
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alloydog ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:06,
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Strueth! didn't expect the eyes to move
gave me quite a turn. splendid!
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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt! ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:11,
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Ahhhhm Old Greg!
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches* ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:28,
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beautifully done. levely flowing motion.
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) do bears shit on the wooden pope? ,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:51,
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