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This gorilla is very big, that elephant is far away . . .

that elephant is far away . . . They're dancding for rain!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)

That Panda is the correct size

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

I see that you have a metric panda gauge . . .

well done

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

It's quite old and rusty

but sorts me out in a crisis

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

I have a whole range in brushed chrome

It goes from Kodiak Brown Panda Grizzly to Polar . . .
I WIN!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)

I thought pandas were still imperial?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)

Nah! Thass stormtroopers you're thinking of . . .

aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

I always get pandas and stormtroopers mixed up

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

Aren't you a little short for a panda?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

Hahahaha!

mentalist!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

i think you're confusing with penguins

easy mistake.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

Who are you that are so wise in the ways of physics?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

I am Trellis, Queen of teh Internets

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

ooooooo

you gonna fight Wow?

*gets popcorn*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

To the death hopefully.

DAH DAH DA DA DA DA DA DAH DAH DAH DAH
DAH DAH DA DA DA DA DA DAH DAH DAH DAH
DAH DAH DA DA DA DA DA DAH DAH DAH DAH
DAH DAH DA DA DA DA DA DAH DAH DAH DAH

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)

is that sung to the tune of nagila hava?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

It is a pleasure to meet you, your Trellisness.

I am merely A Vagabond.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

ha ha that is not a Gorrilla

It is a victorian strongman from the Africas.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

zoodanceslow.gif?

Can the human eye even discern the speed of zoodancequick?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

You

tell me

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

DOUBLE FUCKING YES

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

Is this the 'scooting' thread? Have I come to the right place?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

Why SURE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

I'm in.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

I got more . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

you've always got more

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

Yachting!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

YOU HAVE BIONIC EYES!

AICMFP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

it's a blur!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

not in my shitty ie

that they make me use at w . . .
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

Dancding!

:):)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

You betcha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

The elephant rules

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

Too Right!

I love the way that he dances... looks like my old man down the pub on Karaoke night!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

well, DUH!

DUH!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

He looks a little unsteady there?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

He can smell mice.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

Smashing!

I particularly like the genitalia

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

this reminds me of 'planet earth'

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

OH I SAW THAT HAT

I SAW THAT!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

Me too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

You saw NOTHING!

NOTHING!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

Smashing!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Gorilla willie!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

gleeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

1 Gorilla willy=ok

2 Gorilla Willys=suspect
if you do 3 gorlilla willys, the truth must be told.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

But!

but . . . that's an orang utan!
not a griller!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

Lets not split hairs here shall we ;)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

simians,

well know to rock out with their cock out.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

the panda is WELL jealous

and the elephant's been 'done'
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

Braw!

That naked black man should be in a circus

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

Ha ha

www.b3ta.com/board/8287612

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

hahaha!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)

Alright Dave.

My girlfriend says "you're the best".

And I agree.

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giant_squid, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

Bless you both!

Mwwwah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

Staff needed!

Friend of mine needs an employee - someone who does front end web stuff, that's HTML, javascript etc. Working for a web dev company in Eton.

Full-time, office based, 22k to 25k. B3ta friendly.

If you are interested, send me a note to robmanuel AT gmail.com

Yes this is spam. But ha!

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rob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

FKIN SPAMUR

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

bloody spammers

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

oh hai

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

Hello

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

haha, that's five minutes' walk from my house

only 25k though, bah

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

It's OK it only pushed that ghastly Jamie Oliver gif off the bottom.

full-on win in my book.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)

I'm rubbish at that stuff...

but thank you for considering us

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)

Did the tea-boy quit?

I work in low fucking poly, is that acceptable?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)

32k!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

IT'S FOR A GAME!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

\o/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

Good times, good times

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

I LIKE GAMES.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

I would

were I qualified...

But I just learned how to make buttons change when you hover XD

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Hokerou, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

You're over-qualified then

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)

*sigh* I wish

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

Hahaha!

As a WoW nerd, I like this.

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Weetobix, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)

haha

Go adventurer!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

I laughed

way more than I should.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

That...

is FUCKING amazing!

*ker-lick*

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

That is most fantastic

and now I'm off to fire up wow again to see if my
Design: Enduring Talasite
has sold for nearly 700g.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

Is Javascript the same as Paint?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

does not apply to me, so:

b3ta friendly is a big thumbs up btw!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

I think the part of that job description worthy of note is the term 'b3ta friendly'

if only all job advertisements carried such a note :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

'in Eton'

Sounds much classier than 'Slough', doesn't it?

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George Spiggott, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

I'd love to, but Eton's a bit out of the way for me ..

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

Apparently...

...it's full of rifles, too, which doesn't sound very safe to me.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

25K for Eton?

i'll never be able to afford to live there.

plus i don't want to move.

and i'm not the droid they are looking for.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)

Nom Nom Nom

EDIT: I never noticed how much Lars looks like Dr. Janosz Poha from Ghostbusters 2

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

LARS ULRICH:

"WHAT'S A BURZUM?"

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

A BURZUM IS AN IMMORTAL MAYHEM

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

ARGH

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

*runs for the hills*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

Nah

that was Iron Maiden.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

How about...

*says prayers*

?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

Duran Duran

*saves till the morning after*

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

ARGH!

nononononononononono

*is upset by 80s gits on yachts*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

It was 'run for the hills'

Or launching into a whole Blackadder thingummy about running the other way. I just couldn't be arsed.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

How about

*Fight fire with Fire*

or the B-side rarity *Kill it With Hammers*

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)

It's good to see Cliff's finally found a new direction

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

The opposite direction

to the bus?

Arf.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

That needs to be recorded as a metal track!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

HOW ABOUT WANK, REWANK, SOME SORT OF WANKER AND ST WANKER

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

phonecall lol!

*apologises to recipient of call who now thinks I'm laughing at her*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

dun da da dun dun dun duhhh

Murders in the Rue Morgue!

thanks that is in my mind all day now

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

WASTED YEARS > ALL.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)

I already did that joke :)

b3ta.com/board/8287499

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

I'll pretend I didn't

see that.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

TEEFS

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

I saw him down the pub once.

He was looking at my bird so I dropped him like brick.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

The dentist can see you now

altho you cant see the dentist

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The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

Hahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

this

is the best dentist ever

/obligatory dentist reply

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

Ooh, the Corinthian

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

Exactly what I thought!

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

Fucking HELL.

This gives me the motherfucking fear.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)

Argh!!!

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

Oh, I can't do the same with Hetfield's piggy little eyes...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

i hate metallica

but its worth the money to see him impersonate the Three Tenors all alone. his left eye stays closed now since Pavrotti died

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

PROPELLOR WALKEN IS WATCHING YOU B3TA!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH...

HIS HAIR!!! *make way, FP*

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

He's like a rubbish llama of anger.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

DO NOT MOCK THE WALKEN!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

RUBBISH LLAMA!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

Waah!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

one of the 2 men on earth i am truly scared of

the other being Jack Nicholson

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

Nicholson is just a tosspot

Walken is genuinely scary

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

He am watch me fap.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

3.476465 kinds of awesome

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

same as every day

dame walken, damn you to hell!

*fists sheik*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

They like to play with their victims...

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

AWWW.

SIDE NOTE: C:\Windows\system32\oobe\images\title.wma

Mind = blown. 5:25 of epic.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

Brian Eno?

/ac astonishingly...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

Sounds it, eh!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

Well he did the startup sound, so why the hell not...

Brian Eno - taking corporate cock since 1962.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)

I actually didn't know that. I'm a little bit disappointed in myself.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

I don't think he exactly brags about it...

pity, I'd love to see him play it live one day...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

He writes about creating the startup of 95 in his diary

"A year with swollen appendices". From the sounds of it he thoroughly enjoyed doing it. He actually created hundreds of 4-5 second pieces of music during the project.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

PRINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGwhooooooooommm

windowsnintyfivelaj.ytmnd.com/

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

Cor! Even that crappy loop makes it sound good.

The IE screen upsets me though. It brings back years of cross-browser development nightmares.
Netscape lol.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

He wrote the startup for 95, not subsequent versions.

Title.wma is not by him.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

Correct indeed sir.

But I don't like to descriminate between Windows releases.

Apart from ME.

*points and laughs*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

surely this is just The Farm's 'Altogether Now'?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

WHAT IS THIS TRICKERY?

I pasted that into my address bar and my bloody season 6 playlist of The Shield gimped back to episode 1 and now I've lost my place!

GNAAAAAR!

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)

HUHWHAT?

It's an XP thing. I should've said.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)

Windows XP

...the smiley says it all.

/only just noticed blog

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

Ah I just realised.

It queued it up onto the end of the playlist, but VLC decided to be a spaz and start the whole bloody thing from the beginning.

Anyway, that's rather cool nonetheless :)

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

Apparently that's 'Out Of Box Experience'.

Vista has something different, but I'm too scared to click anything.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

Haha! I can imagine! I'm stearing clear until a SP comes out.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

SP1 came out last month.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

SHIT.

I MEAN SP2.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

That cunting music

can cunting well cunt off, in the cunt.

Reason being, every time I build a fucking pc (in my job) that shitty music comes on full blast.. Its nice after the first time, 50 times you just want to run it over.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

Ouch.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

hahaha

officelol

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

hahaha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

haha

I'm afraid to say that I think I prefer it without the caption, but it still made me giggle :)

Have a click.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

Oh, alright then.

I like to satisfy all my punters.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

yay!

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

Cats are evil.

Proof.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

They're asking for it....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

LIES!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

It's true... and do you know why?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)

How gleeful!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

Yay, yay and thrice yay!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

Oh yeah, now we know

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

or perhaps NOW we know

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

The reptile people are taking over!!

RUN FOR THE HILLS!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)

is it too David Icke?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)

not David Icke enough!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

runs for the pills

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

*runs for the quills*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

puns for the skills

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

huns for the poland

damn...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

Guns for Roland

AKA the fat kid in Grunge Hill

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

suns for albinos

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

I liked Roland

He was my favourite
And always made me think of the joke
Roland Butter

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIFE.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

Bum for your wife

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

where's she got her hands?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

and what's that on her nose?

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

presumably wrapped around his cock

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)

Up his skirt.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)

has he got a mangina?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

Racist.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

sexist

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

Don't you repress me.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

I'm not repressing you

You haven't got a womb, where's the foetus going to gestate?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

airing cupboard.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

Aha!

Euston Square, Baker Street, MORNINGTON CRESCENT!

*wins*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

you just took three goes

so you don't win, now hand back the trophy

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

No. I huffed him at Baker Street.

Dur.

*wins*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

Dam I was busy

Speighting at Paddington

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

IN THE GEL

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

I bum her

says barack

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

haha!!

VOTE FOR ME!
coz clinton takes it up the wrong 'un!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)

Seems an appropriate place to stick this:

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)

haha!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

ha ha

"NOW we know"

watched that last night

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)

Oooh, little bit of politics...

Click for bigger (372KB)

(creatrix CX, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

Excellent first post!

Help yourself to one of those gold stars down there...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

Im having problems reading it

so does wanking make you blind?

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

,jhszegfkujg kluh owv

;ozinvc;oz waenv o
Yes

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

Copied verbatim from a barebacking site?

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

Woooooooooooooords

Oh, wait, they're funny.

Well done, and welcome :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

yay!

welcome! shop a chair that will never leave!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

i like

and well done for using the b3ta uploarder

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)

I think I would still wear one if confronted by Madonna's 'unique hole'.

Her naughty vaginie has poked its inquisitive little pink nose into more than its fair share of celebrity mess.

(ccc, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

is it likely then?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

The clap?

Almost certainly.

(ccc, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

No,

the possibilty of you getting to play in Madonna's lady garden

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

These days

I should imagine it's as easy as pie. But with a less appetising filling.

(ccc, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

ART

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

is that a cutaway view of them sexing?

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

climactic!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

I HAVE SEEN GOD

(

wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

he's sucking his bum!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

Munglephumphf, rubbed Donklegerts tummy bump

with his "oofer poofer". Then they went home for winky juice and cakes.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)

They look a bit like...

...one of those creatures out of "Stoppit and Tidyup." Possibly something called a "Nicesitdown."

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

USE THE GEL

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

FART!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

YES

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

Time for a revival of '50s Rock 'n' Roll Classics

Along with some dreadful ornithological punnage, of course.

(I'm going to go and hide now.)

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

This is fabulous in so many ways

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

*bows*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

pizelly

grainzy

_{_niⁱice}

(

Frumbert has no sig, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

Yeah, you'd best hide.

Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

Nice cock.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

lully

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

NO!

(Pelle ghola, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

Cool

Very 1930's Disney. Woo!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

it needs to be animated in that bouncy way they used to do

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)

Headlights

(dredwerker bored sig, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

Myxy Myxyx, bunny are we

got your eyes all bulgy
did we mean to kill you all
no we meant to cull a few.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

4 more bytes

and it would be teh win!

(

Frumbert has no sig, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

I demand 47kb back off of you else I will push your face through a sieve.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

Just a little paintmash what I done.

Did this on me lunch break. It's a Dalek. Not brilliant but you get the idea. Photoshop is stilll a mystery to me but paint I can just about manage.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)

I recognise that sink plunger

nsfw

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

haha

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

Noooooooo!

I clicked it!

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

That's a nice job for paint.

Woo
edit: oh yes, it is pretty big though.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

Use this one instead

or you'll get bummed by the nazis

Very nice by the way :)

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

Such fluffiness deserves a

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

I want a gold star

(

durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

here...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

yay!

*content*

(

durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)

\o/

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

I wish I was disabled :(

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

Mmmmmyyyyyeeeesss...

That's not the sort of phrase one reads every day.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

Do what Hamster said please

This is all woo and that, but it's a little huge.

Many thanks

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

Sorted.

Didn't realise the bastard was so big.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

Neither did I till Hamster pointed it out :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

all teh aces

watch you file size it needs some gel

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

USE. THE. GEL.

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

WHY WON'T THEY USE THE GEL?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)

TEH. GEL. OBEY TEH GEL

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

if you type "teh" once more

I'll come round and take away your GEL

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

'brace himself'

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

this is good an that

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

Lovely!

EDIT: This site is great for saving from .bmp to .gif (assuming you only have Paint)
hehehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

nice!

I love a good bit of Paint :)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

*draws pixel strap on*

C]:0D

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

Pixie strap on

New range by anne summers

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

NICE!

Nowt wrong with paintmash if it's good paintmash :D!

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

Public Information Message.

Visit terrible blog here for larger version and other stuff.
Previously...

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

Hahahahaha

~~NOT~~

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

zOMG!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

heheheheh

in my day it was all bored American housewives grooming geeks

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

Hahahahaha!

But she's HAWT!!
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

Oh christy....

Better book the shrink in advance....

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

Haha, I fear you are spiralling into insanity.

But on the plus side, this is great. Woo.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

These are the wrongest things in the history of wrongdom

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

I'm getting a bit worried about Smallbrainfield . . .

his earlier stuff was far less worrying . . . erm . . . magicteafingers . . . and . . . Phew! no he's ok ashally
hehehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

i miss the ones where brian blessed made regular appearances

(the title escapes me at the moment... "the quiet one out of somesuchplace"...)

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

what's even more wrong

is that it's just on the local network, not even the internet

(

Frumbert has no sig, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

Oh my

O_O indeed

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

Would you like to borrow this...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

Yes please

Thank you

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)

(

Frumbert has no sig, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

stormtrooper deelybopper!

*forms electro-disco band of same name*

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

No, you're thinking of this

o o
\ /

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

Here you go

Designed for Aliens but would probably fit a Stormtrooper.

You can't have the electric ones though ;p

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

Says who?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)

Ooo you robbin' scoundrel you.

Lucky I have a spare set.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

hahaha!

excellent!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

But then, surely.....

it is only wrong if he spluffs!

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

Give Smallbrainfield a job in a public awareness campaign team NOW

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

this

(

Frumbert has no sig, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)

I dont understand what's wrong with this

it looks normal to me or is it that he has no keyboard?

/woo woo!

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

They were cybering with each other without realising it.

(

Bob Todd whee, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

ahahaha

oh god

(

new_matt, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

Hahah

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)

ha ah ha!!

ace

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

Bwahaha

Ace!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

Hahahahaha! :D

Crivens!

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)

hahahaha

why is this not on the FP

yet?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)

hahaha

excellent

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)

pedant...

She's using only one hand...

(

izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)

~~it's~~ its

(

Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

there's a thing to do

visit your lovely site and fwap over squirrels

(

Frumbert has no sig, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

O_o

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

GODDAMN FURRIES.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

Gah 8\

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

I second this

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

either that's a very scarey smiley

or erectile dysfunction

(

Frumbert has no sig, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

*spluffs*

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

*ruffs*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

*cuffs*

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

*duffs*

(up)

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

*skullfucks*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

always one step too far

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)

\o/

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

hahahaha

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

Would

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

YOAP

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

Hahaha

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

Mine's the tiger.

It's blatantly gagging for it.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

My god that picture's good!

but I aint spluffing to that
imagine the rash you'd get from all that prickly hair
and the rabies

(

Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

I've seen what sqwerls do with nuts...

(

Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

Give her some emac

And she'll nibble yer nuts!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

PHWOAR

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

That's brill

that is.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

live action SA!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)

Ha ha!

That smile in the last frame is awesome.

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

I have friends like that

Bitches

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

She's ver ver happy.

Aw.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

You're such a superb drawist, JJ. You're just so ridiculously good at capturing expressions.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

i have been trying to view the entire back catalogue of this,

but i have to take breaks every few days for food and water.
I love it far too much.

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

'Food' and 'water'

Of what do you speak?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

apparently they are necessary for living.

Wikipedia has lots of good advice on the subject.
[Food=biscuits]
[Water=tea]

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

I think I heard of them once

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

i wrote a script-kiddie hack for that

but then i upgraded and lost it. meh. click. click. click.

(

Frumbert has no sig, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

that could have been muchly useful

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

Excellent 'glee' pose!

Wish I knew book writers, they'd be so happy...

(

Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

Ha. She called her "Van"

That's cute.

I can see Vanity the goth cat is going to be very a expressive character.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

I don't think they are great

I think she's tortured by the fact that what she writes is a shallow, repetetive formula of unsettling and demeaning acts dressed up in a cheap alternative culture shell, and that at nights she rocks herself to sleep terrified that one of the gimpy fanboys will break in and do to her what she has written about for all these years.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

That's a bit dark

I think she's more likely going to have a thing for Art and Kat's going to get a bit jealous.

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

I'm your number one fan

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

lol squirrel

lol with tits

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

Pontificate for hours about the superiority of the children of the night, then refuse to 'turn' her?

those bastards.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

_{_{_{_{_{_GR}R}R}}}RRR_RR_RR_EE_EE_AA_AATTT!!
Hurray!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

that took you a while, didn't it?

(

Frumbert has no sig, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

yes

especially as the first time I pressed CTRL + R and not Shift + R and it deleted the whole fecking thing . . . Also if I don't close every small and sub my hat leviatates . . .
Bah!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)

I'd like to say it was worth it

that's the end of that sentence.

(

durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)

I think the expression in that last frame really works

woo!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

what a brillient glee face!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

class

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

Yiff!

More of frame number 2 please ;)

(Jediwannabe, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

You forgot to say "with added grind..."

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

The Edinburgh Military Tattoo

(

Ninj, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

*giggles*

More of this silliness :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

My body's like that.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

Mine too

Apart from the arm. It was removed.

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

like a tattoo?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

Like the guy's body in the pic.

That's what mine's like - all tanned and muscley.

Well, sort of tanned and muscley.

Well, sort of pale. And skinny.

But I've got a tattoo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

is it a tattoo of a brown muscley bloke?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

Are you calling me a puff?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

yes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

Hahahaha

"These are my principles! If you don't like them, I ... I have others ..."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

Groucho?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

mine too

apart from the muscles, tan, tattoo and broard shoulders.

What I'm trying to say is, I have a vaguely human form.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

LIES!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

What I'm trying to say is, I have a ~~vaguely human~~ form.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

and mine

purely because of my diet

now, what shal I have next:

a) chocolate muffin
b) mini cheddars
c) minstrels

?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

the correct order

is b,a,c

(Kiorte, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

^^this

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

ok, that's me sorted for the next three minutes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

All three, mixed together in a calorific orgy

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

it brings my lunch to a meagre 1322kcal

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

Coward

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

I;ve got to have space for all-you-can-eat curry tonight

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

Oh, that's fair enough then

I think I may have to go and make some casserole now

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

Reminds me of this one I did earlier, "Now for my head"...

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Ninj, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Took me a minute to get that.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

hahahaha

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

This is your brain on tea

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

I would like one of these, please.

Many thanks,

A Vagabond

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

I know, great isn't it?

I want tea now

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

Tea - drink of champions and thirsty people

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The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

someone made me a cup o Lapsang this morning

it was nice

oo look, an unattended muffin

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

I may have to go and make myself some in a minute

I have some Ceylon around somewhere

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

Ceylon around? have you had a flood?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

Actually that's more like my brain without tea...

very accurate depiction though.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

luckily i don't drink tea!

*injects self with morphine*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

morphine is made of tea

it was originally called Teaphine, but that name was already in use by William III's personal beagler

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

argh!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

my brain is on tea right now

i'm theanined up to the eyeballs

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

I sometimes have tea like that! :D

Woo!

*edit* and continuing on my theme for the day:

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..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

slow?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

Blow

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..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

ahaaaaa

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

Is that a real face?

Has she been shovelled to death yet if so? If not, why not?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

i don't get it.

"badly compressed" ?

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Frumbert has no sig, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

Tea drinking time begins at 2pm

shortly after the end of coffee drinking time

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

this is the calendar of kings

I didnae ken ye were a doonhamer Waspy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

I mostly try to hide it...

But, aye, ah am that.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

Now I have to go and make tea

..thanks for that

(Kiorte, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

I love tea

As a matter of fact, I've just finished a cup of tea and now I'm going to have another one.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

And this is your brain on en-tea

(ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

'Noon All ! Long time no see :)

Moist kisses for everyone courtesy of our Jamie ...

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rabbitz, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

bitzy!

*GLOMPSNOGS*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

Freebs !

*hugteims*

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rabbitz, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

bitzy!

*timeshugs*

..."28...29...30..."

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

*adblocks*

I'm eating god dammit!

woo and ewww in equal measures...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

Haha !

.......sorry.....

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rabbitz, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

You're eating god?!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

Sautee or fricasee?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

Father en croute

with julienne son and a holy spirit reduction

Edit - and spam

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

With side order of Vishnu?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

Silly Trelly

Vishnu is not side order. Ganesh with julienne prophets...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

dammit !

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rabbitz, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

I'll have what he's having.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

This is giving me the fear

Woo though :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

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rabbitz, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

'Noon lully prods

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rabbitz, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

noon lully rabbitz

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

looks a bit like the kid from two and a half men

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

*fears*

Ooo. One from the pub quiz last night that only I got.
What fish has the letters C and K togeather twice in its name?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

Stickleback?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

*ding*

You win exactly nothing!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

Hurray!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

COCKSTICK BLENNY

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

Togeather:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

Yipes!

hello rabbitz!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

Ooooee !

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rabbitz, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

wow, that's horrific

*vomits*

Well done!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

Mmmmm

nothing better than a bit of slobbedy gobbedy Jamie at lunchtime...no ?

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rabbitz, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

Hahaha

Disturbing.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

hahah!

HIS ENORMOUS TONGUE WILL DESTROY US ALL!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

*blub* drowning in spit!!! *glug*

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

hahahaha

and I was just answering the phone when I spotted that :D

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

Thorry me old tiger !

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rabbitz, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

HAHAHA!

wibbly wibbly wibbly

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McBadger COW, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

hahaha!

What a special boy.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

*hugz!*

afternoon sexy pants.

more gary rhodes please.

the toad content of b3ta has relly dropped off of late.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

Yay !

*hugs*

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rabbitz, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

COCKING HELL!

I only looked at my friends this morning and saw you'd not been here for 7 weeks! BAD RABBITZ! NAWWTY! I just spent an hour cuddling my new neice! Braw!
*hugs* How the divil are ya?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

Did someone say LOLchavs?

(Dean, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

yeah, someone did say it....

DOWN VV THERE VV IN THE EXISTSING FUCKING THREAD YOU FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

You may be right

but calm down dear

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

sorry...sorry

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

oh god

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

i did that one years ago.

great minds and all that

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

we are, aren't we?

:-)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

is this you?

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McBadger COW, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

Yeh, they did...

;)

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..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

haha, bloody typical

especially in my area

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McBadger COW, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

You can almost see his John Thomas!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

Baseball cap - check

Nike top - check

Adidas track bottoms - check

Reebok trainers (white) - check

THIS IS CHAV...

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

THIIS ISS CHAAAAAAAAAAV TOOOOOOWN!

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McBadger COW, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

THHIIIS IS CHAAAAAAAAAARRVAAAAAA!

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

Newport resident - Check

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

the sign pointing left could easily be shopped to say pikey street

alas i lack skillz

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

You don't need skills if it can be easily done.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

Wanker.

'ning!

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

OH NO! IT'S ELTON!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

I bet Furnish is REALLY enjoying that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

LOL

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johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Aaaarrghh!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

hahaha

Ther's a point there when he looks like George Burns!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Hypnotic

in a really, really disturbing way.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

haha, wierd and ace

reminds me a bit of this joint effort:

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

she's sitting on an OWEL!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

never a more appropriate time

for the cox and bawls icon.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

that's what it was made for

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

owel does not look pleased

"scuse me plz, yz fonicatyn on mah hed"

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

she's shitting an owl

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

arf!

i remember that.

the gif, not the head.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

Hahaha oh christ

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

Super!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

that is giving me willies

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

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