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# Has Anyone had this problem with their toilet?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Can't say I have
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
# yes
www.b3ta.com/links/177770
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I did the other day when I had Spaghetti Bolognese,
but thats the first time I have had peppers in a few weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# No
But I seem to have an office in my bath!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Tits of Giza
Giza's most famous archaeological site, the Giza Plateau, holds some of the most astonishing monuments in Egyptian history. Once thriving with the Nile that flowed right into the Giza Plateau, the Tits of Giza were built overlooking the ancient Egyptian capital of Memphis, which was near modern day Cairo.


(Yvo, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Heheh, those zany Egyptians.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# NSFB!
Not Safe For Bedwins!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# haha!
Busty in Memphis?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Ah yes
Very close to the Great Sphynxter I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Yes
Opposite Tit-n-cum-moon's tomb.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I know someone whose surname is Tutt
and they got married last week to a man called King.

Sadly, she will not have a hyphenated surname.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# What's funny about Tutt-King?:P
Although I imagine ther was a fair ammount of tuttking on the honeymoon:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# TUTT got married?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Everything gets married
Even insects and spiders
(Tokyo Bought those damned magic beans on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Actually there's a rare breed of chipmonk
That doesn't, as it believes marrage is an outdated concept and isn't worth the paper it's written on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Chipmonks aren't worth the paper they're written on?
just when I thought there was summat you could invest in :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Dammit I was going to say something along those lines
Then I got distracted by blowing my nose and examining the results.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# ARF
I wanna grope your pyramids.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# "And for that reason, I'm ou...oooh!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
# her cock and balls should be hanging out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)
# That's what I removed!
Curses!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# also her tits would be poking out if she opened her legs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# *boaks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)
# they do go down that far
as if there are two mice in swings hanging from them, which slow pull them towards the earth
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Where's the click for big, I can't see the upskirt
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I couldn't find any decent Ood pics for the big one.
[edit] Oh, go on then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# who is it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# god
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# surely not
That is not what Christians/Jews/Muslims/Buddhists fight over...IT JUST CAN'T BE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE!

Ningles all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# neither can I

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# He looks really pleased
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# he must have had one of those really big shits, that make you feel great
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Oooh
I could do with one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)
# What has Clarkson done to deserve being refered to as a big shit
I mean I can vaguely understand him being called a professional prick, but giant turd?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I don't know
Maybe the lovely beer I've had for breakfast has impaired my judgement.

Today is going to be a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Is that what's called a positive attitude?
Maybe I should have a liquid breakfast more often...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# PMA, motherfucker!
PaM Ayres, I think it stands for.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Hum Pam Ayres isn't my definition of ecstasy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Oi loike Shrove Tuesday
It's the best day of the year
I loike to make a big pancake
And stuff it up moi rear.

With lemon juice it makes oi weep
Strawb jam makes oi red
But with a bit of sugar on
It makes oi want a fat cock up me (note to self: needs to rhyme)
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# HAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# the fact that he's
an egotistical cunt with no respect for other peoples opinions who takes pleasure in inflicting pain on other animals?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# What has he done to animals?
Egotistical cunt etc probably reasonable given TopGear (which is pretty much all I have ever seen of him)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# deliberately driven in to fields to run them over
shot them because they were on his land (and not to eat as some people would argue is acceptable), stuff like that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)
# shit
I suppose killing pests is acceptable (like Rabbits) but simply for bloodlust is a tad extreme
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# rabbits are no more pests than we are
but if you suggest shooting people who steal food you'd be locked up for being an extremist mental case.

If farmers want to claim the land that rabbits live on/in as their own and grow stuff on it that rabbits love the taste of then thats their own fucking stupid fault.

It's like building an infants school on top of a paedo's house and expecting him to ignore it.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# maybe not in the UK
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbits_in_Australia
but the little fuckers have caused a huge problem to our ecology. And don't even mention the toad.

Yeah it was a mistake to introduce them, but we don't want to loose native species in competition rabbits/cane toads/feral cats.

(edit: I realise that rabbits was probably was a bad example...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I'm guessing it was the "farmers" (their families, anyway)
who took the rabbits with them when they moved there in the first place
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# They were introduced by the "gentry"
for sporting purposes.
The toad was introduced to control a beetle which was introduced to control a plant, which was....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# this is the fucking problem
rich twats breeding animals to kill for "sport"
fucking cunts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# ^this for the bunnies
the toad was just poorly thought out.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# If I recall correctly
Rabbits were introduced to the UK by the Romans.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Rabbits=People
Science!
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# No matter how carefully you write the message that animals are not people
what Happytoast will actually read is "Animals are a kind of inferior people. Inferior people deserve to be exterminated."
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# But enough about me
what about Jeremy Clarkson?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *strains*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# needs moar goatse
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# this scares the shitting christ out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# egad!
I struggle out of bed, fire up the old 'puter, stare groggily at the screen..to see this! Have mercy!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# thing that I'm trying to get done, but time is very short.....

more info when I can divulge, and yes, I am mocking them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:03, archived)
# Ace as always.
I take it that neither of these folks
would wear such odd outfits. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:07, archived)
# hahahahahah
no, these are based on people I have seen in the street :D
Young trendy trend setters trend followers sheep
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:11, archived)
#
OH SHIT SHEEP!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Are you stalking them?
Capturing to draw them and then leaving them in your cellar to rot for the good of mankind?

Oh, and nice picter too
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Darth vader in a poncho
that's fantastic!
(Kezza, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:08, archived)
# is that a real poncho or a sears poncho?
oh really?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:11, archived)
# the real deal
polka dot too!
(Kezza, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:37, archived)
# who
you jivin with that cosmik debris?
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# that is class.
short time for me now too. 'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:11, archived)
# night night fella
sleep tight and don't let the bed bigs bite.
Unless the bed bugs are sexually adventurous and you're in to that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:13, archived)
# CYA pb.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:14, archived)
# As are their legs...
Woo though and Ning Board - NING HAPPY TOAST!

EDIT: PS - Is it David & Victoria Beckham?

???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:12, archived)
# :D
hers grow very long at one point in the intended proceedings

no, just two kids on the street, camden types
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:14, archived)
# also...
Just seen this www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/3344253/Domo-Kun-Plush-Keychain/Product.html?dpr=109000 Orders eleventeen...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)
# yay, something to spend my Play vouchers on!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Marnin' Farmer Gleefulbakeryproduce
Is that you and Mrs teh Gleefulbakeryproduce?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:42, archived)
# how dare you!
no, these are vacuous studenty types
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Well that's what you two looked like
When I saw you hanging out in front of MacDonalds:P

EDIT: Yes, I wouldn't dignify that with an answer either:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)
# excellent stuff - as usual :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)
# That is wonderful, as always!
In other news, this picture made me chuckle :)

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# haha
that kid's expression if fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# The internet needs more new things.
(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha
superb!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Morning HT!
www.sambennallick.co.uk/
I got my site up :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I don't think I know them
but I continue to like your style
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# don't fret, they aint nobody
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I instantly thought
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# very well
observed generic Camdenites. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# What worries me is
the one on the left looks like my sister
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Hahahah
I love the colors. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# RIP Humph.


"As usual record researcher Samantha went to collect the team's records from the gramophone library earlier, where she found the kindly old archivist sampling wines for Christmas. He'd brought in a selection of French wines, but there wasn't much left by the time Samantha got there. So, although she was disappointed he only had a Semillon...."
(AdrianJ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:08, archived)
# Moaning croissant?
Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:14, archived)
# I like croissants
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:15, archived)
# Mournington Croissant
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:19, archived)
# Might as well follow suit here. So the dayshitters have something other than text to see this mourning[sic].
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:23, archived)
# Zoom In! - ZOOM IN!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:28, archived)
# No, the correct phraseing is
Zoom, pan, zoom, enhance.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# a very sad day for many B3tans
I think there will be some more sombre tributes on Monday when the office staff are back in.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:24, archived)
# LOOK OUT. HE'S HERE.
hi.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:27, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:29, archived)
# you shitter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:47, archived)
#
arch.kimag.es/share/92410368.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaahahah
I spent exactly 7 seconds deciding whether I should click that link or not

excrement! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:52, archived)
# Pfffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:55, archived)
# hello fella
having a good day wanking furiously over the keyboard?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:46, archived)
# YEAH UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP.
heh, i had a funtime. but, i do have to be going now as it is nearing 3:00 am and i have to be alive in the morning.

have fun and don't kill anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:58, archived)
# Lot of Jazz fans here, yes.
He did get a good run in, tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:29, archived)
# i am thick today. what's this about?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:27, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7367385.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:30, archived)
# oh, thanks.
a quick googling got me a bunch of stuff about a game which i didn't read. the only news i looked at was bad - we have a transit strike just begun two hours ago.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:34, archived)
# Bad weather...
...as you expected may be there too.
No TTC and snow. Be careful, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:38, archived)
# i tuned up my bike and i'm ready to go.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:44, archived)
# The subject of today is:
- Funny people who are dead
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:38, archived)
# I'll take Oscar Wilde, for 100 Alex.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:40, archived)
# i think it's free to fuck dead people.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:46, archived)
# YAY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:48, archived)
# I SEE A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:48, archived)
# BU$INE$$.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:00, archived)
# I like that one
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# FP this now!!!!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Tenuous link
I went to this wine and cheese party the other day. We were relaxing with a Danish Blue, and I was enjoying a Semillion. Then later I was chatting with a lady while I had a Stilton so, in an effort to get my Riojas off, I got my Camembert, offered her a mouthful and Double Gloucester.

I think Angus Deayton might make a good host for 'I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Clue'.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# This could work actually
though my personal favourite idea is to have Clement Freud as the new chairman.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# aw....
nice tribute to the old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# That's lovely
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# *salutes!*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)
# Love this.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# As mandated by convention
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:53, archived)
# BOX COX!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:55, archived)
# I WILL NOT EAT IT IN A BOX.
I WILL NOT SUCK THOSE DRIPPING COX.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN SEEPING PUS
O WATE, YES I DO.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)
# Haha
you sick little bear.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:42, archived)
# bleh, fetch my antibiotics please.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:54, archived)
# this really sets off the picture below. have you considered a joint exhibition ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:55, archived)
# It should be bobbing around in the water.
Toasty could animate it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# thats not really fair on everyone though
because of his fancy 3d software.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:58, archived)
# I missed the fun on that one
does anyone know where it originally came from?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)
# No, I missed it too.
Which is a pity.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:01, archived)
# bugger. I love seeing a good meltdown.
jj.am/gallery/d/49523-1/bears.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:12, archived)
# METH IS HARD TO BEAR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:15, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:18, archived)
# That guy on the left's mouth is a voting box
or what do you call those things where you have to use red pencil
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)
# A glory hole?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:49, archived)
# all i need now is a hatpin.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:52, archived)
# thassaone!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:56, archived)
# not sure
i definitely remember a couple of comments along those lines though
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)
# Happytoast has got to be the most complained about user.
Even JollyJack doesn't get that much whine and piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:22, archived)
# when all this while the real culprit is sheep!
i heard he had special bluescreen. thats like a 100 pounds. and it gives him ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)
# TRUE.
ALSO: he is a sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)
# happytoast doesn't seem to be annoying prat
why do people not like him?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)
# everyone* does like him
*apart from rich t
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:29, archived)
# I hope you too are being Ironic
Cause I love the stuff Happytoast does. Gives everyone something to aspire too. Talent is something to be appreciated.

Edit: Will someone please post a new pic? My cock's been up for nearly an hour now.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:43, archived)
# HEY MISTER SOFTEE C0CK NEED SOME LIL BLUE PILLS?V1AAGARA!!!11!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:45, archived)
# jack it off
if it doesn't go down you have a problem
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)
# or your sleeping friends have a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:50, archived)
# Because
He is too freaking good and so obviously cheating. <---Intended to be ironic

I do actually wonder why he puts so much effort into the stuff he does here when he could be using that skill to pull in Ā£Ā£Ā£ (same with a couple of other users) but to each his own
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:30, archived)
# i'm going to go out on a limb here....
he makes the pics he does because he enjoys it. he posts them here because a lot of people here are like-minded, talented and are great to bounce ideas off.

christ, he and i are internet pals and i've got no discernible skills.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:32, archived)
# No, no. He posts them to make us all feel BAD

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:38, archived)
# heh. you know what, i tend to click 'i like this' on pics that are already on the front page.
that's often where i see them first, and it's just a quiet acknowledgement of talent. also, i get to keep track of pics that way, as in "oh shit, user # 77392 made that pic last week i want to use as wallpaper/steal a head from/show to a friend. i want to find it, good thing i bookmarked it".
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:42, archived)
# Heh, yeah I do that too sometimes

I usually just click when an image actually makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:57, archived)
# is he a mod?
then he would be cheating....
(irony noticed first time round I'm trying to stir the shit pot)


I've seen better things on FP than Fraser's recent effort
*runs away from fire*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:33, archived)
# Not everyone got drawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)
# hahaha
quick lets start a rip-off zombie drawing racket
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:38, archived)
# this is right on the money.
he drew me! neener neener!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:40, archived)
# I got two in one, and of my characters!!!
I think I may be the only one to get a double.
And which sort of crosses over to his comic-book ones.
I can't thank him enough for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:43, archived)
# mr. a was the first person here who ever drew me. i was flattered.
it's great being appreciated, which should prompt us to do more unexpected good things for one another, not carp and moan when other people get gifts.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:49, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:51, archived)
# NO FAIR! TAHKCUF HAS ACCESS TO MOULDERING OLD SEARS CATALOGUES!
I'M LODGING A COMPLAINT WITH WEBSHERIFF.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:27, archived)
# OH, PLEASE DO!!!
I'D LIKE TO LODGE SOMETHING IN HIM.
LIKE A COPY OF THE BERNE CONVENTION, HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:37, archived)
# I tend to just call him an arse rather than bitching later
But we've had more than a couple of run-ins.

I've always loved his pictures etc, but he used to spend a lot of time telling other people what to do under the guise of "helpful advice".

Anyway, that's all in the past now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:49, archived)
# Haha yeah that's right.
The special software that gives him ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)
# i think i missed all of this.
what are you guys going on about?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:07, archived)
# My comment above wasn't part of it
I was just being sarcastic.
In the recent past there was some bitching about how it isn't fair that Happy Toast gets a lot of FPs, because he has 'fancy 3d software'.
In fact I remember seeing one comment to the effect "how are we supposed to compete?" or something along those lines.

In fairness I think the person I'm (mis?)quoting here was actually complaining more about the nature of images on the FP, which I think they were basically saying had changed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:10, archived)
# people really care about fps?
i know it's nice to be appreciated and all, but it's just a popularity contest.

yes, i know i made that silly pic about fp-ing the nightshift folk, but that was tongue (or keyboard, if you prefer)-in-cheek.

and, saying "it isn't fair" because he uses zara implies that we need a handicapping system here:

+/- 0 for paint
- 1 for photoshop/imageready
- 2 for flash
- 5 for having a sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)
# what pic was that ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)
# the fp one?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)
# well i can read the top 3 lines
do you think i need glasses ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:32, archived)
# yes. many glasses, full of gin.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:37, archived)
# After looking at this colour combo
definitely :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:38, archived)
# That's pretty eye-catching right there
gnnnnnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:38, archived)
# don't you even think about using them, you stealer.
i know you copy all my pics.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)
# I've already ripped off one of the words
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:49, archived)
# I FUCKING KNEW IT.
YOU ASSBUTT, I AM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO MAKE TOAP BECAUSE I INVENTED IT. ALSO NEGROES ARE MY THING.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:53, archived)
# POSTBEAR STOLE THAT WORD FROM ME.
THE FISRT INSTANCE OF THAT WORD IS ON PIZZATIMEPIZZA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:55, archived)
# I STOLE IT FIRST SO IT'S MINE NOW. I CALLED IT AND STAMPED IT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:57, archived)
# I GOT EVIDENCE OF MY I.P.
pizzatimepizza.blogspot.com/2007/07/this-is-good-advice.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:01, archived)
# EVIDENCE DON'T MEAN SHIT WHEN I WAVE AROUND MY CASH, UNKLE FUNKY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:05, archived)
# I'M A GO WEBSHERRIF ON ALL YOUR ASSES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:09, archived)
# I GOT SO MANY ASSES NO WAY YOU CAN HANDLE IT.
YOU NEED MORE THAN A SHERIFF, YOU NEED A DIDDO FACTORY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:13, archived)
# "on a navy boat"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'd totally forgotten that.

Actually that whole thread on here when the methlab stuff started was epic funtime.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:06, archived)
# CRU!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:08, archived)
# PINKEEZ 4 LYFE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:09, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:16, archived)
# right on!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:26, archived)
# You do realise...
That the phrase 'butt prostitutes' has now been added to my vocabulary to be used at wholly inappropriate times.

If I get fired I'm a-blamin' you.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# -20 for any 3D app
-100 for using photo of Rob
-200 for using anything Tesco
-∞ for using a movie poster
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)
# hey! i use movie posters!
well, sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)
# So do I, however I'd take the point drop and still come out ahead.
Just have to be infinitely funny and good to make up the points.


(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:40, archived)
# how long do you sit on ideas?
i was rummaging around some old folders the other day and found pics from 2 years ago that are only partly done or are still just ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:56, archived)
# Depends on the subject, I guess.
I have stock folders with pics gathered that
span several years too. Some get done, others
can/are used for something totally different
from what I had saved it for in the first place.

Tough question actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:13, archived)
# i'm here to ask the tough questions.
just like teenbeat magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:14, archived)
# I'm not even sure it's a popularity contest.
Perhaps I'm naive, but I still think the vast majority of fps are there simply because a mod sees a pic and likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:30, archived)
# i somewhat regretted that phrasing.
but, i have seen a good number of pics on the front page that really are there more because the person posting them on board is consistently good. so, popularity does enter into it a tad - though that in no way diminishes the quality of the pics, in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)
# quoting the faq:
How do I get my images on the front page?

The board moderators have the power to approve the best pics they see on the board. Make us laugh or make us say, "Wow!" and your picture stands a good chance of being approved.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)
# This sounds like a bit of sour grapes.
If Mr Toast has 'fancy 3d software', then anyone can go and download or buy said software. An image doesn't get on the front page if it doesn't get clicked. It doesn't get clicked if it isn't funny or good, 3d software or not. Just look at the first two images on the FP at the moment.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)
# I agree that it's sour grapes.
What I find particularly perplexing is when people get angry with the person who made the pic, given that they're not the ones who FPd it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)
# JUST FOR THAT I'M UNFRIENDING YOU.
FUCKING RATIONAL BASTARD.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:38, archived)
# Yeah but the getting angry with mods isn't advisable.
it's like pissing off Pol Pot
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:43, archived)
# Your fear will pass.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:17, archived)
# i was like 'sour grape' the other day
turned out it was an olive
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:48, archived)
# Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:50, archived)
# i think we should call this the somewhat missing the point thread
for when they do a retrospective.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:53, archived)
# i think this thread is grand, despite a paucity of pics.
semi-serious discussion is good once in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:00, archived)
# some serious business, i agree
a few people failing on the jokes though.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:08, archived)
# well, it's early and late (depending on where we all are).
and, some jokes are hard to discern on board - tough to identify subtlety and such with no verbal cues.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:18, archived)
# Were you at
a lemon party?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:02, archived)
# Nooo
~_~
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:03, archived)
# fuck that aesop asshole. he doesn't deserve any of his frontpages.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)
# Foolishness!
Happytoast *is* software.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Is it cubisim?
just get a tablet?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:57, archived)
# Yup and no idea
in reverse order
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:12, archived)
# yay tablets!
I want some!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:16, archived)
# They are not that pricey
There is a cheapy (Trust) one in Asda for Ā£20 and I paid $69 for this bamboo (Yes, Ā£ and $)

Rich
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:19, archived)
# hum 20 quid is alright
but then there's the cost of airfares, hotels etc, kinda blows it out a little :)

(I think we have one somewhere...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:45, archived)
# The word that was in my head was Bauhaus
But the tablet is a bit more unnatural to use than I expected so I just drew a boxy cock instead.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:17, archived)
# Have you only just got it?
And what kind is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:18, archived)
# Yep
Fresh out of the box this evening. It is a Wacom Bamboo (the older style).
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)
# the ones made out of metal and plastic are a bit better (and more modern).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:22, archived)
# It is hte MTE450
if that makes a difference.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:32, archived)
# i'm useless when it comes to technology and machinery.
i just like making bad jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:44, archived)
# Meh,
I'm missing the bad jokes anyway. It's way past my bedtime. It should have been slippers and a mug of horlicks hours ago...

(Does not actually do slippers or horlicks but sometimes stretches to hot chocolate)
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:52, archived)
# i'm at pumpkintime too, but i'm still enthralled here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:02, archived)
# It's doubtlessly made in China also
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)
# Just got this
About 40 minutes late.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:03, archived)
# haha. i'm glad i didn't try and extend the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:06, archived)
# If it's your first tablet...
well it usually takes about a week to get completely comfortable. Stick with it, it's completely worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)
# I will.
Though it is 60% for my daughter who has seen some of the pictures (specially selected) on here and wanted to have a go herself. She has already done some pretty interesting stuff with just the touchpad on her laptop.

I have an artistic side which is underdeveloped but I think she could really fly.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)
# How old is she?
Too young for here I presume.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:42, archived)
# She's 9
I'm fairly philosophical about how damaging things such as this site would actually be anyway but err on the side of caution (plus my wife would have my nadgers in a vice).
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:48, archived)
# Killerkitti was 10 when she signed up.
I was very split about whether to allow her to at such a young age but now, 5 years on, I don't regret it at all. I have to say though there's no way I would have allowed her on so early if I hadn't been present pretty much all the time.
I actually believe b3ta has been a hugely positive influence for both of us.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:57, archived)
# Well
My wife was happy letting her google for Pokemon pics. Then I took a closer look at some of the pics. Yes, that is Ash giving it to meowth up the tradesman's entrance. And isn't Pikachu well endowed?

Luckily I don't think she really had any idea what was going on but she's getting to that age now.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:05, archived)
# back to proison with you, paedo.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:51, archived)
# yeah, i said proison. it's much worse than prison.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:40, archived)
# NEEDS MORE CUBIST PUBES.
OR PUBIST CUBES. WHATEVER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)
# You mean mandated
BY THE CHINESE PROPAGANDA MINISTRY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:10, archived)
# Yay for veiny boxes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:30, archived)
#

I've been working on this in-between 'proper' work this evening. It's made in Corel Painter.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:19, archived)
# hahaha
piggies
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:20, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:21, archived)
# Nice!
I really like the reflections in the water.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:19, archived)
# Haha
I can just see a bunch of stuff wrong with it.
Also, it's almost the exact opposite of what I intended to do, which was something very sloppy and unfussy. I think I was in the wrong frame of mind and I somehow got drawn into doing this instead.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:30, archived)
# '...exact opposite...", you say?
IT'S ANTIART!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:35, archived)
# ROUNDISM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:36, archived)
# ARF!
Actually, it might be interesting to
explore what that could look like.

Replacing cubes with spheres would not
be correct. Maybe it would look Escheresk.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:41, archived)
# it's called portrait photography in the obesity clinic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:42, archived)
# Hmmmm, good start. But photgraphing the reflection off their gold pants might be better.
www.myspace.com/lesliehall
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:47, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmbWE3jLUgM&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:51, archived)
# Pea for Escher
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)
# Still ace, and scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:45, archived)
# TETRAHEDRONISM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:49, archived)
# FISHFUCKER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:51, archived)
# I was planning on throwing steak at the homeless, but here I am typing on a computer.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:36, archived)
# Steak on a string.
So you can snatch it away at the last minute and play again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:38, archived)
# YOU FUCKING TRY THAT SHIT WITH ME I'LL CAVE YOUR SKULL IN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:39, archived)
# THROW THE HOMELESS AT A STEAK!
POINTS FOR WHICH PART OF THE BODY YOU
PUNCTURE RANGES FROM, 10 FOR HEAD, TO
MAX OF 1000 FOR BOTH BALLS IN ONE THROW.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:45, archived)
# oooh preeeeeeeeetty..
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:20, archived)
# stunning
woo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:31, archived)
# GOT MY CHANGE YET YOU CHEAP MOTHERFUCKER?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:35, archived)
# CAN YOU SPLIT A HUNDRED?
WELL CAN YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:36, archived)
# SURE CAN HAND IT OVER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:37, archived)
# IF YOU CAN SPLIT A HUNDRED YOU DON'T NEED THE MONEY.
IF YOU CAN'T SPLIT A HUNDRED, I GOT NO CHANGE.
CHOOSE WISELY AS I WALK AWAY.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:39, archived)
# *swarms*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:42, archived)
# i figured out what this is!
at first i thought it was a jigsaw puzzle, but then i realised it's one of those side-by-side pictures where you have to spot the five subtle changes between the two pics.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:41, archived)
# Nicely
What's wrong with that boat on the left though?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:30, archived)
# Boat?
That's a string of otters.
Heh "it's badly done" is the real answer I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:40, archived)
# Otters?

Well there was me thinking it was a wrinkly bow or something
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:09, archived)
# I may redo some of the details if can be bothered.
Now that it's posted I can see a lot of things that need some attention. I really just posted it because I didn't want to mess around with it any more :) I may have some more patience for it at a later date.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:17, archived)
# ZOMG!111
You have turned into Utrillo!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)
# lovely stuff...
reminiscent of Dufy. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Yummy! Enjoy your brekkie.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:48, archived)
# part of a complete breakfast, to be sure.
and for dinner we'll have bunion soup.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:52, archived)
# Lies!
You don't eat flesh*.

* Babby doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:54, archived)
# i sometimes eat my old skin when i pick it off my feet.
if i had to i could live for a week on my callouses, especially in summer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:55, archived)
# oh god
please tell me you aren't serious
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:28, archived)
# I suspect he's trying to gross out Cockweasle in particular.
This has been an ongoing campaign of foot terror.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:39, archived)
# it has certainly stricken terror in my feet.
also, I drank too much tonight and don't want to wake up hungover tomorrow.

somebody please kill me. kthx
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:42, archived)
# I drank a lot of port.
Now I'm going to drink a lot of water in a vague attempt to dilute it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:47, archived)
# good idea.
drinking water helps to keep you from being hungover.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:50, archived)
# Vitamin B12 is nature's gift to drinkers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:58, archived)
# potassium, too.
have a banana and some gatorade.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:43, archived)
# heh, i'm found out!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:38, archived)
# of course i'm not serious.
foot skin is dry and hard, i prefer fresh meat so i eat my scabs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:37, archived)
# That's not a shit pun
This is a shit pun.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:53, archived)
# I will have no fart of these shitty puns
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:58, archived)
# i agree
wholefartedly
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:28, archived)
# this is starting to smell
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:51, archived)
# Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:58, archived)
# *note to self*
draw silly old-school style picture.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:05, archived)
# *note to self*
Learn to draw these instead of raiding old
books and shopping the shit into them. [/;-P
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:20, archived)
# *note to self*
enslave these two in my art dungeon and steal all their work.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:08, archived)
# boke!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:59, archived)
# Back!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:35, archived)
# he's dead, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:45, archived)
# uuuuuuugggggghhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:10, archived)
# I thought it said "food pain".
FOOD PAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Not sure what I've been thinking...

may have been watching too many Monkey dvds :|
staying up all night probably hasn't helped
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG CHILDREN IS CCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)
# my thoughts exactly
EDIT:you nawty ninja ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)
# would
who ever it is....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)
# exactly that
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)
# isn't it Connie Huq?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)
# who?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)
# the blue peter presenter.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)
# blue peter? Is peter unhappy?
I have now googled and there's a nice youtube video looking down said Connie's top.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:03, archived)
# "Feeling blue, peter?"
Wasn't that an Alan Partridge joke?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Peter could be cold
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:16, archived)
# To be honest
I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)
# parp
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:14, archived)
# honk
(big love to chunderbunny)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:18, archived)
# You love buble big time LA!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:22, archived)
# Oooh
You sexy beast
;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:23, archived)
# rah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:28, archived)
# I think I need sleeps
night all
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:33, archived)
# *~FARTZ~*
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:29, archived)
# nice whiskerage there, bunrab.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:42, archived)
# YIFF YIFF GRRRRR MEOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:49, archived)
# phwoar
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:59, archived)
# floaty lanterns

CFB [1024x768]. A work in progress... my first good pull from the plate. Done with aquatint, which in this gase is basically spraying a zinc plate with black spraypaint, and etching it in acid. Plate gets loaded up with ink, then sent through a press. Approx 9"x6". Hope I can lighten up the reflections a bit. May just be a matter of wiping the plate down more.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Thats awesome :)
I tried to do this in high school but they wouldn't give me any acid :/
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:11, archived)
# i really really like this
i'm not sure why but it's quite moody

/click
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:11, archived)
# That's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I dig
is the white bit at the top intentional?

edit: is this a photograph?
/dumbass blog
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)
# yes
if you mean the border, thats from the paper. They do look a bit better with a proper border. The greyish at the top is meant to be a horizon. I'll probably darken that up a bit.

It's a type of etching... Probably spent 10 hours on it so far. Here's a bit about aquatint
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)
# i present my giant floaty cubes remix
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:55, archived)
# that is awesome.
not to mention, very floaty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Beautiful!
I have to be honest, I prefer the connor remix on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)
# Is the fade from the top to bottom of each lantern achieved when spraypainting
or by smoothly varying the amount they are etched somehow?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:28, archived)
# by varying the darkness of the spray
Heavily sprayed areas print light, lightly sprayed areas print dark.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 8:59, archived)
# That is rather nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)
# supercool
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)
# wow i really like the picture in your profile
this is really great stuff, it's a shame work like this doesn't get fp'd
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Yep, this is a nifty one.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:21, archived)
# view from the crawlspace by maddie et al.
i like.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Don't sweat the small stuff, it'll gel with more practice.
Looks really good. I'm happy to see the progress.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:48, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)
#
I would, you know, suck your bloooood
(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)
# i been in that coffin five years, five years and lemme tell you somethin
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)
# woooow, five yeaars
we should really taaawk about this.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
it works so well! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)
# WOO YAY HOOPLA
*insert animation of wobbling boobies*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)
# walken family reunion for those who havnt seen it
www.gigglesugar.com/1533150
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)
# the video won't load for me :-(
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)
# try
www.dailymotion.com/cluster/fun/video/x50m2k_snl-a-walken-family-reunion_fun

awful quality though
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)
# thanks for the link, it worked :-)
though i had to stop a quarter of the way through, i was cringing way too much :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:13, archived)
# the imitations in this sketch are uniformly awful
but Walken himself is entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:54, archived)
# Hehe
That actually took me a second or two to see what you'd done
Top shopping & a mighty WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace and click.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:49, archived)
# this is great
lots of Walken-related humor on the board lately, I'm enjoying it
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:31, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# *True Story.

*ish
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# clicky
in a weird Twin Peaks fashion
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Aww!
Poor guy :[

Heheh.
I'm off to bed now, 'Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# and he put it back up?
the fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# hahaha
DAS IST GUT YAAAAAAAA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Ich bin hinter dir
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# werden sanfte
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Sie lieben es
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Film können wir es?



this is google translator, I can't really speak german, you may have noticed
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Stop der Verwendung von Google übersetzen Sie bum-Loch
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
# NEIN!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# MEIN GOT
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Geschlechtsverkehr!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Mein Herze Schwimnt Im Blut
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)
# mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Ha ha!
BLUR.

S'nice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I used to say that to my girlfriend but then I was dyslexic
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# anyway,
have a PR
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)
# 183 in the building at rear
is this a message?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
# how much is the one on the left?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
# my left, or your left?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
# ....
are you not looking at your monitor? Or are you looking at a reflection of it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
#
my anatomical
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)
# either I have deja vu
or this am be pearoast

(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:32, archived)
# Oh deer...
(steers clear of puns for fear of injury...)
(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)
# hahaha!
posts of this quality, i would expect during the dayshift :-D woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:51, archived)
# good deer. kill them all!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 4:26, archived)
# Post a bee in this thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# :]

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# SPEYSE BEEZ.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Goonswarm!
/is Eve-O geek
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)
# B
(Sorry, that wasn't nice. Unlike your picture, which is woo, and will give me happy dreams. Night!)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Good night!
You have bee in your name. That will do!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)
# BEE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# :D
I like this bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# DO NOT STOP. MORE BEE IS NEEDED HERE RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# You are correct!
And hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Long bee time.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Oh god I love you
You've just reminded me why /board is sometim,es worthwhile
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Ahahahaha...
...fucking hell. Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# bees is enemy!

beeware!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Enemy bees is enemy.
bees is not enemy bees.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# how do I disctinct!
beefore they are extinct?

edit: discomeat need rest
discomeat will sleep now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Enemy bees will bee be ebbebabzbzbzzzzzzbzzzz lol ololololoOLOlollobzzzZzzlol
edit: Goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# *bewares*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# CHRISTINGFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# i got a bee caught in my hair once
it was not fun :-( it hurt for days and i had to pull the stinger out with tweezers
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 6:59, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Woo!
Nice bee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# This bee is not standard.
I for one welcome this new custom bee.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# he guards his jar of honey
somtimes he sticks his little probosci in it

sometimes, he watches other bees stick their probosci in it

he likes his honey
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Other bees are putting peobosci in his honey!
He does not guard it very well :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# he llikes his honey with other bees in it
he bee dirtee
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Dirty heebee.
hee needs a shee bee.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# one of my first ever compo entries...entirely mashed in paint
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# If a picture deserved "New and Improved" it's this one
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# ^
this
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# HAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# bees?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I'd like to be a busy busy bee being just as busy as a bee can be,
something something honey to the dear old queen

i don't even like bees
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# *digs*

Jimny and bees
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I miss that series.
Whatthejimmy is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# fuck yeah what the jimny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# love that sir!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Sorry to TJ
but i'd rather do that than Hamtouch, and I know there's lots of Humph fans on here.
so: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/entertainment/7367385.stm
:( i think we should have just a minute's silence in memory. I'm sorry I haven't a clue what time he died, but i did a search to see if anyone had already reported it, so sorry if i'm guilty of repetition
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# oh fuck no!
Humph Died?

I'm sorry, I had no clue.... :(
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# what shame, what a man!
oh well on the plus side he will dearly remembered by millions
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# and he did have a bloody good innings.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# stay in the lines, ham fists.
lovely bee though
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# DAMN MY BACON INFECTED LIMBS
DAMN THEM TO HELL!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Stay on the lines, surely?
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:51, archived)
# BEE. I. S. C. O!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Also, and most certainly bindun:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# WASSSPES!

Hello b3ta, goodnight b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I bee late.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:52, archived)
# i have many bees, but this thread is old now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:44, archived)
# I play music! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Hurrah for happy pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# i don't even like ipods
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# lets pretend its not an ipod
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# i'm going to draw other mp3 players too
why did i START WITH THE ONE I HATE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Well now you've got it out of the way.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# But the picture is still happy, right?
Right?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
# yays
*listens*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# This pleases me!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I am still recovering from music.
Boris are a loud, loud band.

I like that picture, too.
(Pelle ghola, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I believe I downloaded some of them recently
*checks*

EDIT: Ah Yes. I remember now that it was wank :) It got recommended to me by iLike by what I can only imagine was some kind of glitch in the system. I was listening to someone like Ryan Adams at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# hahahaha
i'm pretty sure 'ryan adams' severely 'restricts' your opinion on...just about anything
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Was that boris
at ULU?
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Boris at Doornroosje
in Nijmegen, with Michio Kurihara as an extra guitar player.
(Pelle ghola, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# ah awesome
I saw them at ULU on wednessday night, was so so good
quality way to spend my last teenage hours!
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# your pictures are always full of happy tiems
I bet you could make a bloodbath look cute

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# this please

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# yes! do its!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# does everyone just copy everyones elses styles on here now?
did originality finally die?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Yes.
And yes.

Goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# yes...I had headphones like that when abba were Top of the Pops
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
# what
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
# your shift key is broken

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# BETTER

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Who style do you think it is?
I thought it was Shadas.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I think using lines
to depict shapes to depict concepts was copyrighted by Disney in 1350AD.

Damnit man, we're all breaking the law!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Breaking the law
Breaking the law
**Pinwaow-wowww**

Guitar noises dont really translate to text very well :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I like small speakers.


And also this picture. And also other pictures that you have drawn. And also quite possibly you.

Goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# you could probably sell pics like this, you know.
especially if you had them printed on stickers that could be stuck on generic mp3 player cases.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry,


but did I even need to caption this one? I mean HOW gay is this programme!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# TOAP!
I really do miss Gladiators!

It is so gonna be shit now! They will make it too glossy and no fun anymore!

THIS WORLD NEEDS MORE EUNICE HUTHART!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Yes is TOAP, sorry, but c'mon,
it was screaming for it!

Well, certainly screaming...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I know :)
I just checked out Eunice Huthart on IMDB as I remembered her being on Gladiators and saying she was a stunt double in it. She has been a stunt double for everything the last 10 years!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Eunice!
profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=113844633
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Well...toap but
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# it's beyond gay.
what's that old line about repressed gay he-men creating bizarre, intricate rituals so that they can touch one another in an intimate manner and still try and claim not to be gay? i think it was a sports discussion that prompted it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:52, archived)
# Televised tribbing
good times!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# yawns. Goodnight!


Don't forget to use the gel.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# splendid, I'll just pop this little chestnut here. Sweet dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# she looks like Selina Scott pissed at a biro factory
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# That isnt shopped is it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# nope, animated, but not shopped
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Ahhhhh!
I see him now, yeh, you're not wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I thought you'd
shopped Bob Geldof's face into the pic.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 7:27, archived)
# It looks about 30% thinner than it should be,
but honestly, with Ms Wino, who can say?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)
# amy the drugs were bad enough
but not cigarettes as well
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Sadly,
I still would.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I wouldn't do it
not even with Tony Blair's cock.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# She'd love it.
plus you'd get to sell your story to the Sun, so you'd profit!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# still would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Oh god dont let him forget the gel.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I MUST BUY THESE PRODUCES IN ORDER TO USE THE GEL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Megalon Ready! Godilla Ready!
Three! Two! One!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# fucking ROAR
woo! & this is the true events of 9/11.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Godzilla v. Megalon
best Gozira film ever
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# fuck!
how'd they get up there?!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 5:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Quodiators
(Rodders i hear pudding, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# OK then.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# haha I love that
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I won't ask exactly what is being done with that pugel stick...
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)
# HULK TESTIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Jump animation what i made


Random thing for College work...
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I like this because it is exactly how I jump.
Except with more exploding fireworks sound effects.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# *glees*
that's a wonderful thing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Nicely done! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# it would be even more marvellous
if his eyebrows outjumped his head then fell back into place, if you know what I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I was thinking the same thing, and saved the file to desktop to make it happen
now I can't be arsed... you spoiled it...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# the fact that we both thought it is a good thing
:)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
#
:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Lovely
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I am doing an animation course
and the last class was about making an object jump just like that. Many of my classmates couldnĀ“t do it right.

I mean, woo.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Boing!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)
# wasn't he in thunderbirds?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)
# This is ace and wonderful
I love it. Woo!
(miniscule connanoncho, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# another wonderful piece of shit


Click for bigger (51KB)
(ratthingbazzterd, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I like the facial expressions


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# ^
very expressive. Nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)
# thank you kind sir
(ratthingbazzterd, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)
# you fucking facists disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 3:40, archived)

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