Hahahahaha fuck.
Why on earth would anyone want to be around in the dayshift.
All the gold happens at night.
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All the gold happens at night.
Learning Mandarin.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck I just realise you could totally do some hardcoregay* fruit sex.
*removed due to tautonym
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:41,
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Fuck I just realise you could totally do some hardcore
*removed due to tautonym
Oh you're witty.
Remind me: I owe Jeru, one stab to the pancreas.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:43,
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I want a paisley dressing gown/smoking jacket.
In fact, I've been thinking about this a lot over the last few days, and less than an hour ago I also had the thought again. I may pop into a charity shop around Leeds and see if someone was foolish enough to give one away.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:52,
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quick, someone in the UK put on Freeview 19 (Dave during the day)
and tell me that "woman" is not a post-op transexual...
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:41,
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its turned into "Party People TV"
utter shite, but i can't quite reach the remote control.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:44,
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I'm not touching the TV remote.
It will lure me in with false promises of intelligent programming, only to throw infomercials and "comedy" at me.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:47,
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"So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meatgrinder? "
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:57,
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i hope he gets a few dozen more children in his possession and he fucks them all.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:03,
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so there will be some justification for the attention he's getting.
as it is, he's just a man with an attraction to younger people who may be legally underage in many places but who are, for the most part, in puberty or beyond.
do i want to have sex with people who are 14 years old? no, but i was having sex with older men at 14 and fully aware of what i was doing. labelling intergenerational sex as a one-way power dynamic that is always exploitation is stupid, facile and allows moronic busybodies with too much time on their hands to interfere in our lives in ways that are pernicious and more immoral than the odd child-fucking.
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do i want to have sex with people who are 14 years old? no, but i was having sex with older men at 14 and fully aware of what i was doing. labelling intergenerational sex as a one-way power dynamic that is always exploitation is stupid, facile and allows moronic busybodies with too much time on their hands to interfere in our lives in ways that are pernicious and more immoral than the odd child-fucking.
"who are, for the most part, in puberty or beyond."
for the most part!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:15,
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for the most part!
actually, i should not have said that.
the 14 year old he allegedly had sex with was years ago, and he was acquitted of all charges. the childporn conviction reported no ages regarding his 'victims'.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:19,
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Well he has obviously done nothing wrong then...
Lets release him, in fact I want him to babysit my child.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:35,
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you do realise what 'acquitted' means, right?
whether you let him babysit is your business - i only have issue with screeching to the media in a panic about a 'crime' that involves pictures (or drawings, for crying out loud) of people. has he harmed a person?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:43,
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see the story about the bloke being done
for writing a story about killing girls aloud and dismembering their corpses?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:45,
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i see stories like that far too often.
right now i'm committing a thoughtcrime. quick, pointless camel, phone a policeman/priest!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:48,
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Why the fuck does how often you see them have anything to do with it?
You seem to be a very confused person, and defend your morally weak argument by judging me. Look i can do it too postbear! Are you a Sun reader, did your starsign tell you to condone child porn?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:56,
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morally weak?
you're claiming that owning a picture ought to be a crime. please grow up.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:59,
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i think what he means is the way the picture was put into existance.
children being tortured and forced into fuck pics.
other than this i have agreed with all your points.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:01,
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other than this i have agreed with all your points.
i asked him/her about that twice already, with no reply.
that's one example of child porn. it could be a drawing, or a photoshop or a kid in the bath pic - we don't know, but they're all childporn in certain eyes.
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i think a drawing or photoshop isn't so bad myself.
as long as no one is harmed i don't care what they do.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:09,
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so if you found 4000 drawings/pics whatever of naked kids
on a friends computer, you woudln't think twice.
He must just like downloading stuff...
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:12,
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He must just like downloading stuff...
i have about 250 000 pics of people on disc.
many are nudes, some of them are children. some are of people i know, and some are of strangers. i also have about 100 000 pics of plants and landscapes. should the tabloids be scaring people that i'm about to come to their yards and fuck their trees?
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I never said that,
I'm saying that owning '4000' pictures of child pornography is worth investigation. What the shit does 'grow up' mean anyway, really? We are not in a school playground.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:06,
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grow up means just that - grow up.
you made a lame joke and i made an absurd wish in response. when asked about it by another poster, i replied, explaining my dissatisfaction with a public witch hunt. knowing exactly NOTHING about the actual ages of his victims, you've proceded to take the stance of a deeply offended person for no perceptible reason.
further, you've carefully avoided questions about the nature of the pics that he had, when that is entirely pertinent to the fact of whether or not he's any sort of sex criminal in ACT and not merely FANTASY.
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further, you've carefully avoided questions about the nature of the pics that he had, when that is entirely pertinent to the fact of whether or not he's any sort of sex criminal in ACT and not merely FANTASY.
Well thanks for clearing that up, we can all go and 'grow up'......?
Here are your pertinent facts that I have not 'carefully' avoided:
1999 Glitter arrested with 4000 pics of child pornography (with definition, as it looks like you need to have it spelt out for you.)
Again: In late 2005, Gary Glitter was arrested and charged with molesting two under-aged girls, aged 10 and 11.
Sounds to me like you are the one living in a fantasy world.
edit: more info: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Glitter
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:24,
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1999 Glitter arrested with 4000 pics of child pornography (with definition, as it looks like you need to have it spelt out for you.)
Again: In late 2005, Gary Glitter was arrested and charged with molesting two under-aged girls, aged 10 and 11.
Sounds to me like you are the one living in a fantasy world.
edit: more info: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Glitter
oh good grief.
arrested, charged and not prosecuted = innocent, not guilty. got it?
and a wikipedia definition has no meaning under the law of any country - the laws vary, too, from place to place and over time. what is legal where you are may be illegal here, and vice versa. to add hilarity to this, the very first sentence of the wiki article begins "Child pornography refers to material depicting children being in a state of undress..." which only supports my question - what is the nature of the pics he had? Were they just naked pics or drawings or silly-ass photoshops, or were they actually porn pics featuring underage kids?
we don't know! further, in my mind (and in the minds of many people, some of whom are posting here and some of whom are on the forefront of this legal issue), possessing pictures of illicit acts should not necessarily be a crime.
please don't try people by their wikipedia articles. it's just not... sane.
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and a wikipedia definition has no meaning under the law of any country - the laws vary, too, from place to place and over time. what is legal where you are may be illegal here, and vice versa. to add hilarity to this, the very first sentence of the wiki article begins "Child pornography refers to material depicting children being in a state of undress..." which only supports my question - what is the nature of the pics he had? Were they just naked pics or drawings or silly-ass photoshops, or were they actually porn pics featuring underage kids?
we don't know! further, in my mind (and in the minds of many people, some of whom are posting here and some of whom are on the forefront of this legal issue), possessing pictures of illicit acts should not necessarily be a crime.
please don't try people by their wikipedia articles. it's just not... sane.
i don't care what porn people look at.
are you saying it should be illegal to look at a drawing of a child or a nude baby pic? or only illegal if it gets you sexually excited?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:50,
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I think the idea is that pornography with children in is illegal to own, as it funds/endorses the creation and systematic sexual abuse of children.
That seems fairly logical to me, in the same way snuff porn and such would be illegal.
Though they do seem fairly content in pushing through with this stupid new law which would essentially cover everything from those ridiculous pictures they did in Brass Eye, to lolicon type hentai.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:02,
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Though they do seem fairly content in pushing through with this stupid new law which would essentially cover everything from those ridiculous pictures they did in Brass Eye, to lolicon type hentai.
i can think of about two thousand pics i've seen on b3ta that would be covered, too.
we're in a place where it's not easy to draw a line, and, unfortunately, the people eager to draw that line tend to be people i don't want making any decisions for me.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:06,
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I fail to see the difference between manipulated and drawn images, and using your own imagination.
Other than the fact that it's a tangiable thing, but ultimately it's still the same old thought policeism.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:09,
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I can see what you are getting at but I'm talking more about the specifics of Glitters case...
"Glitter was arrested and charged with molesting two under-aged girls, aged 10 and 11."
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:10,
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prosecutors dropped the charges due to lack of evidence.
so, he had some 'porn', the nature of which is unknown to us.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:20,
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postbear is talking about kiddy porn and pointlesscamel is talking about molestation. these are two different subjects.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:33,
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Personal insults again...yawn.
Way to go postbear! Now go back and re-think your position on the whole awful subject.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:21,
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at fourteen, I was still very much a child.
at sixteen I thought I was an adult.. I wasn't
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:19,
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at sixteen I thought I was an adult.. I wasn't
we all mature differently.
i just get chafed when 'sex crimes' are bandied about, for two main reasons:
1. nonsense ones (regarding consensual intergenerational sex and other 'crimes') distract from real sex crimes, and
2. the wingnuts most up in arms about them tend to be puritanical freaks who'll only be happy when only monogamous sex between legally married opposite-gender religious people is allowed.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:23,
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1. nonsense ones (regarding consensual intergenerational sex and other 'crimes') distract from real sex crimes, and
2. the wingnuts most up in arms about them tend to be puritanical freaks who'll only be happy when only monogamous sex between legally married opposite-gender religious people is allowed.
couldn't agree more!
also - those same wingnuts are the ones raping their own children, nightly
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:24,
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also - those same wingnuts are the ones raping their own children, nightly
They're the kind of middle class white people who get up in arms at potentially racist remarks.
OH MY, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, SOMEONE MIGHT BE OFFENDED.
Well, how about this. WE LET THE PEOPLE THAT MIGHT BE OFFENDED TELL US IF IT'S OFFENSIVE SINCE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING VIEWPOINT, YOU SPANNER.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:25,
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Well, how about this. WE LET THE PEOPLE THAT MIGHT BE OFFENDED TELL US IF IT'S OFFENSIVE SINCE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING VIEWPOINT, YOU SPANNER.
also, glitter was given to the catholics at age 10.
oh, i'd comment but it's just too easy.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:26,
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I couldn't disagree more.
"In 1999, Glitter was convicted of downloading four thousand images of child pornography."
wingnuts..
you deluded people.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:38,
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wingnuts..
you deluded people.
i'd love to know who the victims of this crime are.
what ages were the people in the images? were they photographs or drawings? were they pics of naked kids that i could easily find on flickr or pbase or yahoo galleries or photobucket or imageshack, etc?
we don't know the facts at all, and that makes your comment absurd. you're probably afraid of ghosts, too.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:47,
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we don't know the facts at all, and that makes your comment absurd. you're probably afraid of ghosts, too.
Oh and so now you are generalising about me,
AND passing off child porn as a 'mild case' or so it seems.
Having 4000 pictures of naked kids on your laptop is not right, whatever the fucking media they are made with.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:51,
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Having 4000 pictures of naked kids on your laptop is not right, whatever the fucking media they are made with.
you don't know what those pics featured any more than i do.
again: were they drawings? pics of naked kids put up on the internet by moms and dads who think they're cute? actual splayed baby-genitals being licked by adults? we don't know, but they're all illegal in certain places.
by your account it's not right. others disagree, and still others are more worried about the police and government having the right to poke into your computer or desk drawer to see if what gets you off is something that others frown upon.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:55,
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by your account it's not right. others disagree, and still others are more worried about the police and government having the right to poke into your computer or desk drawer to see if what gets you off is something that others frown upon.
you know simulated child porno images are actually illegal in the us and a few other countries.
maybe yours?
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yes, i do know that. it bothers me, too.
what constitutes porn? it's so bloody subjective that people have been arrested for having snapshots of their own kids in the bath. further, it sparks a chilling effect, and can be used to harass artist and people on the sexual fringe who are not victimising children.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:05,
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well, all the people I know who were repeatedly raped as children, that was by family members.
MANY OF THEM ARE RELIGIOUS, GODDAMNIT
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:24,
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MANY OF THEM ARE RELIGIOUS, GODDAMNIT
now I feel like anybody under twenty-five is too young for me.
: (
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:23,
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hell, most of my graduate students are in their early twenties.
and some of them are taaaassssty
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:29,
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and some of them are taaaassssty
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
i was thinking about taking a uni course this winter, and there were some campus-goers who caught my eye. it was disturbing.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:31,
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last year around this time i was asked out on a date by a guy.
he was coy about his age - turned out to be 29. that's not too bad, but i felt like a cradle-robber.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:28,
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You're one of the most cynical and eloquent people I know.
And I fucking love that in people.
Sometimes, I get a bit of a chub.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:24,
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Sometimes, I get a bit of a chub.
The chub bit may have been a lie, but I love the way discussions in the gayshift are composed.
POSTBEAR 4 PRESIDUNT.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:31,
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ick, that's a nasty wish.
i'd hate it and do a terrible job. i'd like to be pope, though. can you arrange that?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:32,
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I'll see what I can do.
If morons claim they can see a code in the Bible, I'm sure I can convince them that it says somewhere that you should be pope. They're probably gullible and deluded enough to just believe it.
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I'd probably comment on this but I'm too busy wetting my knickers with anger about something I didn't like on television
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:56,
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that, and the utter shite on offer.
although over here we have started new(ish) series of the Sarah Silverman show and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, two shows I do particularly enjoy
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:15,
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although over here we have started new(ish) series of the Sarah Silverman show and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, two shows I do particularly enjoy
blender + photoshop tutorials + gratuitous lens flare - talent =
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:06,
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i hated her at first
then i noticed what massive norks she has.
edit: img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/ctateDM2005_468x577.jpg
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:21,
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edit: img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/ctateDM2005_468x577.jpg
yes, yes, norks.
the face, however, still makes me want to projectile vomit.
not to mention her voice
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:30,
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the face, however, still makes me want to projectile vomit.
not to mention her voice
ok, you make 2 good points there.
also, she's a ginger.
but again i refer to exhibits A and B: the norks.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:36,
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but again i refer to exhibits A and B: the norks.
yes, he's towing it using the Cardiff Rift, Mr. Smith, and K9
i hope theres no mushrooms or anchovies on it.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:44,
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not if you have a mushroom allergy
the hallucinations can be amusing, but the swelling up and breathing difficulties are a tad annoying.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:53,
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I FUCKING LOVE COLOURING!
And making shite attempts to animate Mr Walrus' work.
CFB
Click for original image
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:02,
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CFB
Click for original image
I just wanted to say....
Ben Wheatley, can you please explain how the biggest pile of shit I've ever seen in my fucking life managed to become a TV series please?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:51,
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I really liked it
also, what's the name of the song in the dance mat along the street sketch, its been in my head, but I can't remember for the life of me who it is
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:52,
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Yeah,
the music is good. Granted. But, fuck my old boots, the rest of it is just fucking awful. "I've got 'Shake' and I'm going to use it". Isn't comedy supposed to include comedy?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:56,
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Finaly!
I'd heard it before and thought it was annoying, but then later decided that it was actually really good and couldn't remember who sang it.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:20,
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argh!
Whilst I too failed to be impressed by it, at least I didn't waste a thread on it.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:55,
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Whilst I too failed to be impressed by it, at least I didn't waste a thread on it.
its up to you
i just wanted to post the pic of the startled dude.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:03,
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hmm
I wouldn't say I was hugely impressed, but it's someone trying something a bit interesting on tv, I'd rather watch that than some flower program or last choir screeching.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:59,
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i agree with you there
however, it seems that the most annoying creature in the world is actually one of the cunts i work with.
i did quite like the giant robot, but the dinosaur was just too obvious.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:02,
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i did quite like the giant robot, but the dinosaur was just too obvious.
It's complete shit.
Come on. Admit it. Just because loads of other stuff on TV at the mo is shit doesn't mean that this isn't does it?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:02,
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No idea what that is mate
but I can't see it being any worse. I'm astounded at how shite it is. Sorry if this doesn't stack up with the general b3ta consensus but I'm just interested to see what everyone else thinks.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:07,
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totally viral...
half an hour of the best virals (mostly made by b3tans), narrated by Sir Donnie Sinden, titles by weebl.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:09,
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uktv make it, its been on Dave recently
uktv.co.uk/dave/stepbystep/aid/595082
"Totally Viral is next on at 2.15am on Saturday 4th October on Dave"
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:18,
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"Totally Viral is next on at 2.15am on Saturday 4th October on Dave"
some girl who i went to school with has just got her first REAL job working for microsoft
£30,000 a year plus they pay half her rent on a flat in london for her...
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:54,
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not so many vultures in London, I'd have thought.
but basically it's Promethean, yeah
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:21,
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but basically it's Promethean, yeah
could be worse she could be working for nike
/really wishes he could be truly anti-nike but loves hi-tops too much
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:58,
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ms are apparently quite nice to work for
and they do seem to have left a lot of their more machiavellian ways behind them. i'd probably take a job if offered
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:03,
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a thing of beauty:
www.google.co.uk/search?gbv=2&ndsp=21&hl=en&safe=off&q=julie%20moult&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw
now that both the normal web search and the image search gets the message across, it must be time to get the precious news search to tell the story also
hmmm...
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:23,
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now that both the normal web search and the image search gets the message across, it must be time to get the precious news search to tell the story also
hmmm...
oh alright
in case people hadn't checked in a few days to see how many pages through it'd penetrated? seems like it was mostly just be being behind then...
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:37,
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it seems that my keyboard has a blocked nose
be? be???? i shall take my minor fail to bed now
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:40,
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love the shell ejection port
look like a dogs arse!
Woo Yeah and Fuck Hey!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:39,
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Woo Yeah and Fuck Hey!
good lord
you should have posted this earlier in the day, then it would have got the woo yays it truly deserves
have one from me, this is bastard good work
woo yay!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:59,
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have one from me, this is bastard good work
woo yay!
i have been on hold for two hours
to telstra (australian BT) and i'm finally getting to speak to someone with a brain that can help and i see this. Thanks b3tans, life has its funny moments too.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:41,
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thanks :)
i'm thinking i might do a diamond pete story maybe. working with that negative is fucking hard though
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:28,
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*accepts*
You need to send me that photo of the girl that pretends to love you but is totally fucking into me, I lost it before I could do the drawing.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:31,
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i'm reading the dark tower books at the moment.
have you read 'em?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:33,
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Oh hell yes
I've read them all. The Gunlinger and The Drawing of the Three were excellent.
I even enjoyed Wizard and Glass
But after that, it went a bit pants. I've never known a series I was so waiting for, to disappoint me so much.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:38,
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I even enjoyed Wizard and Glass
But after that, it went a bit pants. I've never known a series I was so waiting for, to disappoint me so much.
oh don't say that.... i've just finished wizard and the glass
i want the end to be as good.
thing is i've always maintain king is a great storyteller but can't tell the ends of stories
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:47,
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thing is i've always maintain king is a great storyteller but can't tell the ends of stories
Chandler
FTW
gimme a bottle of ol tennis shoes........... or was that Steinbeck?
in any case W00!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:27,
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gimme a bottle of ol tennis shoes........... or was that Steinbeck?
in any case W00!
Chandler was indeed awesome. i love hardboiled private eyes.
Lazlo Woobine is the best PI spoof that i've come across
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:32,
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Oh yeah haha
Rankin plots melted my brains though.
The Bonzos song "Big shot" does it for me!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:36,
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The Bonzos song "Big shot" does it for me!
i love the insane plots :) i re-reading They Came And Ate Us at the moment
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:55,
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reminds me of a game I had when I finally got a decent computer...
I forget the name of it now, but it was kind of a real-action point and click mystery, where you controlled a private dick in some sort of future post-WWIII city. Let me think...
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:28,
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no
It was "Under a Killing Moon". Decent game and exciting as it was my first real film actiony type of game that I'd played. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_a_Killing_Moon
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:30,
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ah that matches your description and was awesome
i need to download that now
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:34,
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I don't remember James Earl Jones being in it!!!
*looks for downloads*
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:37,
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i like this character
there's a chap called pete at work, might start calling him diamond pete from now on
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:32,
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how lantern is his jaw? does he make aaron eckhart, bruce cambell and judge dredd look like members of the british upper classes?
if so he may very well already be called diamond pete
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:37,
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he is empatically not Diamond Pete I'm afraid
in fact he looks like one of the winos outside Bill's store
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:57,
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better than every sue grafton novel, ever.
* -1 sp. "monologues" *
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:38,
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no worries, but i thought i'd mention it in case you did decide to do a series of them.
although i am a bit of a pedant, typos are ko by me.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:50,
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YOU HEARD ME RIGHT THE FIRST TIME, NAME OF BACHELOR JOHNNY COOL
OCCUPATION: BIGSHOT
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:39,
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I actually watched most of Constantine on the weekend.
the demonic shit was kinda cool but he is such an incredibly poor actor.
He's good in The Gift, but that's because he's playing an inbred
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:56,
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the demonic shit was kinda cool but he is such an incredibly poor actor.
He's good in The Gift, but that's because he's playing an inbred
i only wanted to see it because i have a crush on tilda swinton.
but i don't think i can take the keanu.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:59,
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She was good.
not as good a Gabriel as Christopher Walken but a fine job nonetheless
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:07,
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not as good a Gabriel as Christopher Walken but a fine job nonetheless
i think he's actually quite a good actor if you look at some of his indie stuff
but constantine is fucking dire
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:00,
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hmmm.
I can't remember whether I've seen that.. usually too damn high when I'm watching movies.
I do like Vincent d'Onofrio.
IT HAS TILDA IN IT TOO, POSTBEAR
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:10,
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I can't remember whether I've seen that.. usually too damn high when I'm watching movies.
I do like Vincent d'Onofrio.
IT HAS TILDA IN IT TOO, POSTBEAR
winter's coming that's stay in and watch movie time.
*bookmarks*
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:13,
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this is the b-side of our single, sports fans, hope it makes you sick.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PgNsps7k30
I'm sure that wasn't in youtube last time I looked..
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:12,
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I'm sure that wasn't in youtube last time I looked..
seems there's quite a bit of Do Not Adjust Your Set uploaded now:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjHvVH87vUg
I wonder whether one may purchase this sort of thing on DVD
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:33,
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I wonder whether one may purchase this sort of thing on DVD
He's not wrong!
Monologues don't pay the bills. I should know. I'm a professional monologuer.
Especially if you can't spell monologue right.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:43,
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Especially if you can't spell monologue right.
unpossibles.
davis caruso is far too talented to be... oh, i can't keep that nonsense up.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:52,
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Good god, genuine real life lols there!
I didn't think those really existed!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:57,
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I'm scared to post my piggy because I've posted it so much recently that it's all baconed out, instead, have 3 dots.
...
:)
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:29,
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:)
I'll give you a motherfucking pig, you Trampoline Salesman you!
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:32,
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it is filled with curiously round bernard mathews style cutlets
:D
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:34,
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did you draw another pig?
I'm sure I made a piggy you drawed into an evil zombie
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:35,
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hah! yes! nothing can defeat my logic except more logic of a marginally more convoluted nature
:D
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:51,
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hey! nice dux!
*considers donating again as this icon set has some interesting options*
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:54,
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four chimneys?
flying pig?
I make that Pinks all round
Ha-haaaa charade you are!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:06,
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I make that Pinks all round
Ha-haaaa charade you are!
...you're gonna go far....................................oops!..
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ma poog
Not got the shop on to crop it, rendered this out ages ago
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:39,
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Not got the shop on to crop it, rendered this out ages ago
i know,
followed a tut on modelling ages ago, so it was just the shape really.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:41,
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hmm, I have generic peperoni pizza
and iceland chicken tikka
I wonder if....
HMMMMMMMM
I think this will occur at some point in near future
epic bowel mover of a pizza it shall be
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:43,
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I wonder if....
HMMMMMMMM
I think this will occur at some point in near future
epic bowel mover of a pizza it shall be
I should really go to bed and no eat tho,
You want a chilli con carné pizza, they are awesome
Or one with pretty much just meat and jalepenios on it
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:44,
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Or one with pretty much just meat and jalepenios on it
yeah, can't lie down with a gut full of slurp
don't think it's all taht good to do that either
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:51,
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i thought about making a proper pic of it.
then i thought "it'll take an hour or more to do it seamlessly, and the 'joke' just isn't worth my time".
end result: this probably got more laughs than a quality 'shop would. jokes better than technique, indeed.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:50,
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end result: this probably got more laughs than a quality 'shop would. jokes better than technique, indeed.
never play scrabble with a pig.
you get dirty, and the pig likes it.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:55,
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Alas i possess no porcine imagery
but i did have bacon for lunch yesterday - does that count?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:41,
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I CAN AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT, AS MY MACBOOK DOESN'T HAVE AN i IN THE TITLE.
I wouldn't consider buying any of those products though, people are pretty much idiots for being lured to them when there are other (cheaper and better quality) choices.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:17,
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One's OK
But I know a chap who won't have anything unless it's Apple and shiny. And he is intolerably cuntish.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:18,
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That's just fucking moronic.
I bought a macbook because I heard it was better for audio editing/recording and graphics stuff. I don't know how this conclusion has been drawn, but I've not heard people reccommending PCs for these things over Macs, and apparently those are pretty much the only two things people reccommend Macs for, other than film editing.
I fucking hate the idea that when something craps out, you have to go to Apple and pay 5 times the amount the replacement part is worth. Especially since my charger seems to be crapping out (After a year, mind. Not that long.) and I might have to shell out 65 quid to get a new one. It's fucking outrageous.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:23,
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I fucking hate the idea that when something craps out, you have to go to Apple and pay 5 times the amount the replacement part is worth. Especially since my charger seems to be crapping out (After a year, mind. Not that long.) and I might have to shell out 65 quid to get a new one. It's fucking outrageous.
Isn't that a bit like getting unpregnant?
EDIT: No wait, I forgot about abortions. I mean, isn't it a bit like unknowing a fact?
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:26,
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You don't need a coat hanger of a flight of stairs to stop knowing someone.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:26,
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But if I know him, then even if I move to the other side of the world then
I'll still *know* him. I'll know that he is standing on the other side of the planet, being a titty.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:29,
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i saw the main
problem with the iphone last week
some bloke was pissed off his skull and couldn't hit the right part of the screen to get it to do what he wanted
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:10,
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some bloke was pissed off his skull and couldn't hit the right part of the screen to get it to do what he wanted
Not long now before "Julie Moult is an idiot"
pictures start appearing for real on image search and not just from b3ta signatures. Yay for the internets.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:29,
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am i just being dumb or is it a new thing for google to search the board?
seems like a good thing though
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:16,
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I can't afford any of that fancy iStuff
so I endorse this message
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:19,
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do you not mean
I approve this message?
that great american phrase that sounds so wrong, but is actually grammatically correct (not that endorse isn't, but it's not en vogue)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:23,
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that great american phrase that sounds so wrong, but is actually grammatically correct (not that endorse isn't, but it's not en vogue)
hooray for u-prefixed product names!
also, have a genuinely on-topic re-post.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:20,
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that's a tricky point
it was, originally, but then thought I'd never met anyone in Yorkshire who'd ever said the word...
Hmmm...
*strokes chin*
*removes hand from stranger's face*
*strokes own chin*
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:24,
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Hmmm...
*strokes chin*
*removes hand from stranger's face*
*strokes own chin*
It's not really about people who actually say it,
it's all about sterotypes, I think. I love jokes that mock sterotypes because they are just that which is what makes them funny. Even if they are a bit racist sometimes. :)
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:27,
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ace :)
I hope I get a chance to drop this line into conversation at some point
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:52,
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Pearoast
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/15603/1206395521/itouch3.jpg
/
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:29,
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www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/15603/1206395521/itouch3.jpg
/
i'm a pc person, but i've played on macs.
i quite like them - some cost issues, but when i've used systems set up by artists i quite like, they are wonderful machines. this holds true with pcs as well, but holy hell i like playing with macs.
if i'm ever wealthy (a relative term, i know). i'll certainly own a mac as well as a pc.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:01,
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if i'm ever wealthy (a relative term, i know). i'll certainly own a mac as well as a pc.
All I know is that
- my Mac doesn't crash, no BSD, etc.
- my iPod is 3 years old and works.
Products that work as advertised without having to patch in virus stuff or reload the OS regularly, I can live just fine with that. If that makes me a cunt, well, then I'm a cunt.
*shrugs*
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:09,
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- my iPod is 3 years old and works.
Products that work as advertised without having to patch in virus stuff or reload the OS regularly, I can live just fine with that. If that makes me a cunt, well, then I'm a cunt.
*shrugs*
I'd better dontate for him aswell
when I has brass razoos to rub together
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:07,
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AWESOME.
Jessie donated for me because I'm poor.
Also because I'm like some sexy internet stud and ladies are just drawn to me and throw money at my feet.
Probably.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:10,
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Also because I'm like some sexy internet stud and ladies are just drawn to me and throw money at my feet.
Probably.
I wish sexy ladies were drawn to me like a stud and threw cash at me
instead, sexy ladies draw my likeness for the police and throw the contents of their cache of studs at me
:(
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:12,
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:(
I was beaten up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy NAMED Scrunchie.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:15,
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"Temporary necrophillia" sounds suspiciously like Ultraporn to me...
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:12,
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Can't understimate the carpet power
Also, there's a carpet shop 3 minutes from my home, I'm thinking about CARPET right now
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:33,
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I'm trying to work a "carpet stiffy" joke into this reply
but I just can't do it :D
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:42,
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Yes.
I just said it, and it was me who said it, so yes, I said it.
What's your point?
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:17,
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What's your point?
'made'.......
....is 'tracing'...'making'....???????????????....;)
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:20,
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I'm not sure.
I just thought that would make me look big and clever.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:20,
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I do think that all these "you're only defending her because she's a girl"
things are a bit unfair, though.
I firmly believe that these people would stand up for ANY sexy children, regardless of whether they're male or female.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:27,
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I firmly believe that these people would stand up for ANY sexy children, regardless of whether they're male or female.
Hahahahah!
It's just because she's a good friend of mine, actually.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:28,
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No REALLY.
That is so good. Well done. CAN I FUCK YOU IN THE EYES.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:25,
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how much will you pay me to take one of those home?
/jk. good luck, make gobs of cash and then send me some.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:17,
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HA-ha!
that looks like a whole lot of fun!
(im in a similar position - trying to make a soundboard for "In Bruges"
A whole lot of cutting out - enjoy!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:38,
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(im in a similar position - trying to make a soundboard for "In Bruges"
A whole lot of cutting out - enjoy!
i can't animate....EVERYTHING!....
....i can't blow up.....EVERYTHING!....:(
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:55,
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QUA... dammit thats not a duck
GOODNIGHT EVERYONE (yes even you at the back)
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:53,
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hahaha I can't believe someone remembers the Greg Rusedski adventures
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:34,
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right now, I am eating toats
it would be so much nicer if I had a nice egg on that toats
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:56,
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Thas nice!
Looks a bit like Domo Kun, will he go brown as he gets his adult fur?
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:34,
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a young domo kun?!
i demand to see several pictures showing his youth and progress to his adult state
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:36,
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I thought it was supposed to be Domo kun
that's why I clicked it
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:38,
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Fuck yes.
There is nothing about this that isn't awesome.
Anyone who doesn't like this picture is a communist.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:13,
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Anyone who doesn't like this picture is a communist.
what an epic adventure that leads ultimately to certain death they are having
:D
what fun!
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:13,
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what fun!
I did consider entering it into the current compo, as it's a mouse, but it seemed too much of a stretch,
but I guess it could be how you look at it, could hang gliding off a parrot count as a 'trap' just 'cos you might die?
probably not...
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:20,
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probably not...
More mice are lost this way every year
it's got a mouse in it, so it's no more tenuous than some entries
:)
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:28,
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:)
Well, there's now a lazer beam firing humming bird after him,
does that count!?
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:47,
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that's a hummingbird x-86...
...equipped with precision lasers........................................... that rat is dead meat!
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:44,
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hey evr wanted 2 look after ur own pet lama?!?!?! wel now u can!!!
decaydecaydecay.getenjoyment.net/lovingllama.htm
What do you think?
Screenshot that is under 50kb:
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:36,
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What do you think?
Screenshot that is under 50kb:
and would score 13 in scrabble
with no score or letter multipliers
that's why i chose the name
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:42,
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that's why i chose the name
But this is a mistake.
Because it is now a proper noun, you can't use it in scrabble. You should have found occasion to use it as an adjective or noun!
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:49,
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Oh I see!
I thought you said would because you we thinking if it was used in scrabble. Hmm
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:58,
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I still want a cat called F.A.T.D.O.G.
But it won't be an acronym for anything.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:50,
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"go away come here"?
like it
or was that a hint for me to go away :'(
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:54,
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or was that a hint for me to go away :'(
to late
unintentional subtext has destroyed wha was left of his ego.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:00,
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I think:
Llama.
edit: I'm afraid this website doesn't work for me.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:37,
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edit: I'm afraid this website doesn't work for me.
I wasn't sure where to post it
but in the FAQ it says posts on the main board don't have to be pictures
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:45,
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edit a screencap to the post and you'll be fine :D
edit : although the FAQ says posting without an image is okay, its generally frowned upon by those with nothing better to do than pounce on those who make errors and give them internet wedgies
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:46,
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do not delete the oringal post of people will get angry and poke you via the internet
edit : quick! reduce the filesize below 50kb before the filesize nazi's post 101 images to complain how big your image it :p
welcome to b3ta btw :)
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:54,
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welcome to b3ta btw :)
I'm not shouting
i'm informing, there is no blame no pointing fingers / ignoring swearing involved, just simple advice which I think helps new people on b3ta rather than shouting at them
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:13,
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have you tried poking it with a stick?
maybe you need to upgrade your stick?
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:49,
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I have firestick 3, with lots of stick updates
It cant be my stick
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:52,
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Internet sticksplorer doesnt work either :(
My sticks are broken
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:02,
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Then your install of flash isn't happy. Try updating to a newer version.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:04,
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apply petroleum and ignite into flambolous bonfire of sticks
:)
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:15,
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For a start..
Hey ever wanted to look after your own pet lama?!?!?! well now you can!!!
Your spelling is fucking terrible! Now post a pic!
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:44,
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Your spelling is fucking terrible! Now post a pic!
WHOW DAR U INSUIT MY SPELLINGS!!!1!!?!?!?!1?!12!?
ALSO AN ELIPSIPS HAS 3 DOTS NOT 2!!!!
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:47,
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The word ellipsis doesn't have a capital letter in the middle of a sentence.
But "it's" should have one, and the title of your post needs a full stop. Hehehe...
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:54,
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Despite Fisty Geoff dieing,
this is full of win. Have a massive click.
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:57,
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