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[challenge entry] does anyone speak Jive?


extra points for anyone who can tell me the one scene that changes The Shining from a psychological thriller into a supernatural one (the one scene that can't be put down to hallucination by any of the characters)
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Excellent stuff
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# unlocking of the food locker?
top shop btw :D


edit: has anyone won the prize?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# you people are way too clever
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)
# the door being unlocked?
but the whole film could be a hallucination, like most films could...

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha
awesome

the ballroom when he talks to Lloyd
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# it's the one where the ghost of the dad appears at the kids high school graduation
but that was only in the utterly utterly shit tv movie version
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# there was a TV movie version?
*imdbs*

hmm... looks somewhat shite
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# yes
fucking hideous.

Stephen King prefers to ruin his best books by allowing them to be remade as Danielle Steel-esque TV movie pish.

See also "The Stand"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Rose Red.
*nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# also, Tommyknockers
and Pet Semetery was a bit like that, while being unable to spell "Cemetery"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Pet Semetary's a great movie
it's got Mr Munster in it, and the kid's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Fred Gwynn?
I would IMDB it, but I'm far to lazy
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# yes, that's him.
the kid really is creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Gwynn was outstaning... Utterly BRILLIANT in my cousin vinnie....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# never seen it
joe pesci irritates the hell out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# shame, that, as 'Vinnie is a brilliant movie....
but if you really don't like JP, you'll probably hate it I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# it's just that
he really overplays the italian/american angle to a hideous degree, really annoying and stereotypical.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# yeah, you REALLY wont like 'vinnie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# heheh
i'll stick to horrors, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# yes
he's like what the Fonz would be if the Cunningham's chucked him out.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# see henry winkler
covered in BEES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# is it because he is typecast as a stereotype italian-american?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# yep.
just finished saying that up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# decent film, good atmosphere
but the way it's shot, and the soft lens TV-melodrama look of it pisses me off, when I would expect that he could get decent production if he tried. Maybe he can't, I don't know.

Edit: Oh, also, "Needful Things". *rage builds*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# The picture at the end?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# that bit with shelley duvall and the haunted loofah?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# If I do my Shelley Duvall impression
apparently I just look like a ginger Yvette Fielding.

USEFUL.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# well
it might get you into the blue peter garden
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Konnie's left
and that was the only Blue Peter garden I was interested in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# pfff
haven't watched it since i was a kid. as soon as we got cable, it was nothing but discovery and bravo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I can do a great shelley duvall impression
but it's silent and involves my head being wrapped in a full roll of cellotape, so I only do it on special occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# That's one of the most amazing things I've ever heard.
I'd cross my legs, but I think the clitoral pressure would literally make my lower half explode.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# 0_0
don't say things like that, you'll cost me a fortune in batteries!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Success!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# *buzzes off*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hahahaha
*packs cellotape in case the b3ta bash is a possibility*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# If you do I'll show you a trick with a balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# a Durex one?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Actually, a SFW one
but you can use a condom for it.

You're blowing it up though, I hate the taste of spermicidal lube.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# blow it up?
as in, inflate?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Yip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# oh, i thought you meant something more explosive.
*puts cock away and weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# You want me to blow your penis up?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# feel free to try
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I'm going to need some fireworks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# erm
hmm... I can't do anything erotic with that.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I just read the book.
AWESOME!

And yes, it's the bit where the door is unlocked.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# the "Shining" bit?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Topicalish.


Click for bigger (120KB)
(ptet is happy, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# damn hippy liberals!
nail 'em up, i say!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# "I'm here to save souls and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# never what? "done"? can't read that text, really.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# That's too much wanking...
...affecting your eyesight..
(ptet is happy, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry]

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# woo
yey
hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# heheheh
little bugger will have no fur left by the time they get to smallville!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# yes!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Ace.
(davywavy, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Tommy was no good at the rizla game
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Hahahah!
Very nice
(__, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# pfft. superb.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I like this...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# This is absolutely tanfastic!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
# incidently if you ever play this game
the best one to right is 'me'

the person who gets it stuck on their head will never get it.

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# FISH!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# FISH!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma
i'm going to need 2 pans; one for the fish, one for the spanging.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# oh dear.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] meh

Probably been done 1000 times...
bandwagon ahoy!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Less of a bandwagon
more the great bandwagon train of 1997 and onwards.

Oooh I am a bit arsy today- do apologise, female problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Can't drive?


sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# No, I can't drive
but then it's cheaper to get the bus everywhere anyway. WAY cheaper.


I can ride, however (easy, I mean motorbikes) which is far better than driving stupid cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# i know
my car gets used maybe once every two weeks.
Walking to work ftw! (unless its raining like today, in which case turning up with wet legs ftl)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# cheaper: yes, I've got my MOT in two weeks... there goes £600 most likely....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I shall just post an old QOTW answer of mine here
www.b3ta.com/questions/peeves/post153627
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Do you really knit?
I hope you do.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I try my best.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I can recommend Motomaster in Watford.
Two years in a row I passed with flying colours despite the fact that I knew stuff was wrong.

So, you know, I may be about to die every time I drive anywhere, but at least it's cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# cool, that's just down the road from me most likely :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# World of pain Dude...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *surpresses lollage*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# you will be!
*gets all feminist and angry*
i can't drive, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Pffft.... hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# i'm far too easily distracted by shiny things
i'd kill either myself or some luckless pedestrian. i had one driving lesson in my mate's car, floored it along the beach.
that was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# yuck
why are female problems so yucky...

but so tasty?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Ooooh, saved yourself at the last minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# feel free share your problems with me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Half b3tan, half mooncup, all man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I have to admit to being unsure what a mooncup is.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# You'll either be really offended or unmoved if you google it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# try
"hornay"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I don't quite understand how it could be comforable though...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I was halfway through my lunch, now I'm at the beginning of it again.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Good for you- full of iron.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# If I wanted iron, I'd lick the hinges on my front door.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Wuss....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# would I be more manly if I slammed an empty shot glass on the table and shouted "FILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Depends on what you wanted it filled with
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# :|
Gerrout of my mind.

AND WIFF THAT I AM PLAY MOAR GAEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# diet caffiene-free coca cola
awww crap, there goes my last little bit of masculinity....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Brown water, then.
I can make you some of that, go and get me some undercooked chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# 1 girl 1 glass
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Whole new meaning to the term 'coke float'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# eeeeewwwww!
cream soda was always much nicer in a float.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# ugh
you mucky woman
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Yep. Brilliant, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# quite
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Depends what you want her to fill it with.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Wonderful turn of phrase, that man!
major office lollery.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Driving failures and an inability to comprehend basic engineering?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8710112
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# agreed
hence the meh.

I hated myself while I was doing it if that's any consolation...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# it's ok
it's just an organisational suggestion :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# ...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# HELLO I HAVE BEEN PLAYING SPORE. MY LITTLE CREATURE HAS A LITTLE BEAK. AWW LITTLE CREATURE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I've ordered this and it might well be sitting in my post box downstairs.
I should probably go and check.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Do it. You can be mah buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I'll do it when I go to buy food.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# buy prawns, steak and haggis.
they are all decidedly tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I already have steak for my tea.
I'm buying vegetables to roast to go with it, and mustard for the diane sauce. And bacon so I can make carbonara tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# sauce on steak?????
BLASPHEMY!!!

how can you taste the steak properly? you keep nasty sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I'll still be able to taste the steak, it'll be lovely.
As will the sauce. It's pretty much brandy, worcester sauce, mustard and cream.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# the only thing i put on steak
is a bit of salt and pepper. i love blue steak, it's too tasty for sauce interference.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I'm in the mood for a repost
Say his name in the mirror three times....

(Enditallnow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# superb
shoppage 0% seams 100% semens
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] The legs in heaven now... with Freddy
(Perry stop suckling me, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!
I suppose I can compo this then.


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# heheheheheheh :D


sorry for the tj but this makes me both happy and sad: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7599824.stm
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# A rumour that resurfaces every couple of years
I don't foresee it being made.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# true; I was of the understanding the new GB game was using the basic premise that the 3rd film would have used....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# i want to be excited but what with some of the shit sequels doing the rounds at the mo...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# my laptop died and did this
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue344/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Lies!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Fuck me!
is it pub o'clock already?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Oh shag, forgot I have to go to the pub tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# you... forgot... about the pub
*stunned*

Its the only thing that keeps me going on a friday, is the thought that there's a lovely cold pint waiting for me when I escape
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I don't drink any more
so rarely hang out in places full of pissartists....

BUT it's my mate's DJ night tonight so I'll be hanging out in the smoking area being cool and mates with the DJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# It is scientific fact that without drink it is impossible to be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Have you seen me drunk?
No. Exactly. Ask Saccharine, Micto or Dixon sometime. I'm a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# *jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# oh my god!
get this woman a pint, stat!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# got some friends coming over tonight and all i have is one bottle of red!!
and a third of a bottle of port..
and vodka and orange juice..
actually, i'm ok.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# it didn't die.
you killed it.
killed it with your constant abuse of its poor systems, you heartless, heartless man!
*weeps for the poor, dead laptop*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Bums that you laptop died.
But more importantly, do I still get a pen?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# You like Tamale?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# The sponsored link is broke
THEY NO PAY YOU NOW!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Bloody hell!
Newsletter in 'on time' shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# 2 weeks in a row!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Unnecessarily epic...






(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Haha Epic!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# 'Alas, I am shot'
Arf!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# This
x 14.9
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha! Needs more Ctrl+Z though ;)
...and I have just had to restore 4 tabs on Firefox having experimented to find out what Alt+f4 does!

A useful emergency combo for when someone posts NSFW!

EDIT - PNEOW - best of all the gun sound effects :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# CTRL + W
Restores your last tabs.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# No it doesnt! You arse!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I did not know this.
Thanks!

EDIT: LIES! PNEOW PNEOW PNEOW!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Oh you twunt!
secretly lmaoing though, you arse.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# *refrains*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
#
Press Windows Key (don't hold it down)
Then press U two times
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# No
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I don't have any programs containing the letters 'uu'.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
#
if it's used in other apps, like word and excel it brings up the file menu, confusing eh?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Snap!
All restored now.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Do NOT
DO NOT

experiment with himjim's suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# god sakes, you fall for alt f4 and ctrl W
here try this key combo
ctrl+q
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# *breaks mouse wheel*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# *breaks page-down button*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# PNEOW! PNEOW! PNEOW!
epic, but not unnecessarily so.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# *clicks*
because its funny and it would push everything else off the fp
(Ijustlurkhere, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
Fucking epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Nicely done old chap.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# hahahhahahahahahah! marvelous :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *win*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Knowing that I won't ever beat Bloop.......


Compo will start here shortly... photoshopfaceoff.com/?module=Contest&action=list&contest_title=Face-Offs&id=

Edit: At about 1 O'clock actually...

Edit2: Here's the source for anyone interested.
photoshopfaceoff.com/img/ptstu126d.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Seahorse?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# :)
Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
# *filenames*
gah!

oops...gotta go. Later b3ta people!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# BYEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *tsunami's*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
# so it'll crap on you AND bite your face off!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# BIRSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Too front-heavy
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Luckily he's pushing back on the ledge to counter-act that!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# his eyes are full of helium
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
# what about Human Descent?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Ta!


:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha tagtheft ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# you can beat bloop
if i lend you my beating stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)
# It'd better be big!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# it's HUGE.
my beating stick is quite big, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# woo
looks like there will be quite a bit of competition
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] listening to Farming Today does funny things to you mind
(pdjpdj, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Spang!
Sorry to TJ/cross board tart, but this on links has an enormous win content and should be observed by all right minded people.

www.b3ta.com/links/Cocky_Chav_skinhead_messes_with_the_worng_guy
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# no you tube at work
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# It's hosted here
www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1219964605/Cocky_Skinhead_Messes_With_The_Wrong_Guy

Might be some mildly NSFW ads/links but shouldn't be too sackable if you don't scroll down too far.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
# doesn't play that either
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Well don't say I didn't try...
Worth a look if you can bookmark it for perusal on another computer.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
# it's playing now!!
hahaha!!
love the bloke gently shutting the gate at end!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8714762
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# That is
fooking brilliant. Like what has been said on the links board, I love the way the other bloke just shuts the gate behind them at the end!
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# it's a very nice touch...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Is there sound?
Or is my laptop being an arse?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# No I think it's soundless.
I just spent a couple of minutes fiddling around with my sound settings as well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Nope, that's fine
Laptop's being a bit of an arse at present anyway, so it was worth checking
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# haha
What a nob
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *swoosh*
*swoosh*
*swoosh*
*swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swooshswooshswooshswooshswooshswooshswooshswooshswoosh*
*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Compo it!
Also how does it look with the frames the other way up?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I wasn't sure it would work, abit like this:
(pdjpdj, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hmmm, yeah.
You'd have to do loads to get it right.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# If we were to be real perfectionists...
you could put a kind of pavement cutaway type border between the two frames, and some spectral chicken feet beneath them, then it would look like the chicken is levitating through the pavement...

Maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I started to cut them out to put in the background
but the meeting I was in ended so I ran out of time
(pdjpdj, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Fair dos
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Bright Eyes, Burning Like Fire...


Click for bigger (98KB)

Film Mashups - the next big thing.
(UncleMikey A wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# SEXFACE
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# if i press the page up and page down buttons in quick succession
it looks like one dancing moustachio
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
# captain DJ?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Bloody depressing film
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# which one?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# gah!
*drowns*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Watership Down
Not seen Donnie Darko
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# me neither
yup - Watership down makes me cry like a baby
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Seen about ten minutes of it
Thinking 'ooh, cute cartoon bunnies' - then it got to the bit with the snare. Never again. Made the same mistake with Animal Farm.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Yes bestiality has that effect on me too
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
# which one?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# which one?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# If you mean Watership Down
I'm not allowed to watch it.

We learned the hard way with films like All Dogs Go To Heaven, Lady and the Tramp and Bambi that I don't go well with Disney films, they're too sad. Watership Down would kill me.

(I've not seen Dumbo either, same reason)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# there's a dog loose in the wood.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Please don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# the iron giant brings a tear to my eye when he blows himself up.
much to the amusment of my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)
# according to BBC news - we heavy metal fans are gentle souls, creative and not hard working
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I heard that
the problem is I listen to metal, classical, funk, soul, blues, country, pop, dance and all sorts besides.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I think this means you have multiple personalities.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)
# No, further down the article it says:
'If you listen to more than two types you are a sexy pirate'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Aw hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Well, it's settled then

*dons pirate hat*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I saw that article - what a crock of shit.... I listen to most of that stuff for one thing (aside from Rap)
and the personality descriptions are all too similar and vague.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I can't watch Dumbo or Bambi
Lady and the Tramp's just about ok
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Nope, homeless lonely dog plus that horrible cart thing.....
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# But he's ok in the end!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Still....
To put this into perspective, I couldn't get through Lilo and Stitch. We had to stop because I was crying so much.

I've seen it all now, but it took me some time to calm down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Ah
You have issues...

Has to be said, I cried at Finding Nemo, but I was pregnant so I blamed the hormones
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# me and my four year old love that film!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Absolutely!
Just finished a Pixar marathon - watched all the films and the shorts in order. Bliss!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I cried at that as well
not issues as such, just can't stand seeing animals, even cartoon ones, in pain or upset or lonely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# It's anthropomorphism
Anything that MIGHT have feelings and I can't deal. If the carpet in Aladdin was sad, I'd have problems there too
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Yep.
I'm terrible for it. I told the wife off a while back for saying that we could get a new sofa when we were in the same room as our old one, and then made him apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Cannot throw anything away that is still 'alive', ie functional
In case it feels bad and upset cos it didn't do anything wrong
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Yes, I know the exact feeling!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
#
does something die in lady and the tramp?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Just some pasta, I believe

haven't seen it in about 20 years though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Will someone think about the spaghetti children!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Just a rat
But he's the bad guy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# neato!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Thatcher
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Damn her and her cunning ways!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# tits!!
:D

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# That's RUDE
*covers eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha The perfect
post BJ expression
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# could do with being 20% more glazed and dreamy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# The silly happy smile is perfect though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# its the happiest a man can be I believe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I still owe the business end of a blowjob.
Ahhhhh, ultimate power.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I own
the business end of a blowjob
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# You lucky thing
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# *nods*
*cannonballs*
*gets stuck*
*emits muffled cries*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I think Catwoman
is the one who's glazed.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# ha ha
lighty greased.

Edit: Everytime I am reading a recipe and it says "grease a baking tin" It allways makes me think rude things / blush? I simply do not know why
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# But robin gave it, Catwoman just swallowed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# *prince*
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hahahahahhahah! utterly outstanding :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# c'est tres bien
The filthy bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Haha
Batman looks very happy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# heheh
and Robin's saying "My turn now, Batman"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Belly Batton!
Lovely stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# damnation I had my batman costume at the wrong age.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
#
So she's after a different kind of "necklace"?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Catwoman's breats shapes are REAL
they look (and remind me of) julie newmars boob shape EXACTLY.

Brillo work on batmans post BJ grin!

Woocelsior to you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# it's a shape you never forget :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
best one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# she looks just like the cat that got the cream...
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
actually took me a moment there!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# classic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Damn. You. Catwoman.
(ps - your Penguin/poo picture now takes pride of place on my noticeboard)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# them's good wiles
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# newsletter subjlol compo time
write something to amuse
that possibly mentions the news
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter: more effective than teen slags at ruining election chances.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Sarah Palin is an idiot.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Written without the aid of a safety net. Or a laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Newsletter prices have increased by 8.3% since January

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Republican Party
"Now with added Palin; McCain is a proper old cunt".
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Mccain promises change is coming
but B3ta already came
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Imposing a windfall tax on internet LOLs

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# bringing the fosters to the barbecue
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# PENICUIK DEATH BUZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# i work in penicuik
has something happened? *takes head out of paper bag*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# You won't find mention of the US Election in here 'cos we're sick to death of it
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# B3ta newsletter. Last one before the LHC destroys the solar system.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# You wouldn't want a warm Fosters would you
(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# No one cares about Australia
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# B3TA: FOUR MORE YEARS
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# just like Dave Summer B3ta can't be stopped
(it's fun just looking at headlines of stories you know nothing about)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF A SNAKE WAS LIKE A CUDDLY SCARF
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# It is if you dunk them in pva and then fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# but they would DIE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# You hold the head and don't get glue on it, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# but then he wouldn't have a fluffy head
he would eat cherries and not be bitey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# No, no fluffy head
just fluffy body, and then the head you can paint with glittery paint and stick sequins on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Haha
This^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# B3ta newsletter:
biggest source of fresh CDC every week
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I KNOW WHERE THE NEWSLETTER IS, BUT, WHERE'S MY GUN?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# \o/ up your arse
FOURTH time I've used that today, and only the first on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# up my arse?
why captain?
WHY!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Clacton Wheat Emporium
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# covering it's accidents with it's jumper since 2001
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Christopher Foster put in charge of B3ta server room
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# PASS COOK BABTRIDGE
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# lol
possibly my favorite part of that whole series.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# instant relief from gentlemanly tensions
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS LARRY
-
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# mccain injured by google bomb.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Quo oh oh oh oh
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Man resorts to message board for social life and fails.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Food and Petrol costs loads, no ones got money, your house is worth shit. But on the plus side, wanking is free
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# But I use petrol as a lubricant.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter: With cut out and keep guide to the cheapest brothels in town
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Line and lines and lines and lines.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Confirmed: Winehouse has brain.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Offering free hotel rooms and facial bummings to our military heroes
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# i accidently a fleshlight
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# M.C. Cain is back once again sending internet chuckles right to your brain
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# B3TA; TICKLING MCCAIN'S PROSTATE SINCE 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# B3ta newsletter: Now owned by arab billionairres, we can buy who we want
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# all the latest on the large haribo collider
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# fuck you, and the horse you rode in on, droopy bitch
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# WHAT STATE DID SARAH PALIN WAKE UP IN THIS MORNING?
(sorry to those who take the time to think about it)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# FUCKING TURTLE BUSES!!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# MOCK THE WEAK
:0
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# 2008: YEAR OF THE VAGINA
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# McCain: "Help find Maddie for just £9.99. You'll get your change."
oh, wait...
(Cloudane, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Gard bluss Amureeka
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I'm just saying
blogs.chron.com/blog9/manhunter.jpg

That's what republicans are voting for.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# looks like brad pitt
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Except inside out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Haha, I like his chip grabbing technique.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# that's is crying out for a magenta chip
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# what's up k3b/-\b?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)
# nothing (unfortunately)
howzit going for yourself?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Chips ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)
# chips for the masses!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Now Star Wars has finished
(Santa's Boyfriend, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Pfffft
excellent shoppage :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# finished?
www.cartoonnetwork.com/clonewars/
Looks good as a tv show and not forced in to a film format
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# High Starchool MusiWars.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I think the CG series looks ace!
Admiral Ackbar style Jedi for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# LOOKS ace
the wee bit of dialogue I heard in the clip before I saw Batman was awful though.

It was like, almost totally like, you know, the way Californian like, 14 year olds talk. You know?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I'm thinking of going to a hypnotherapist to have all knowledge of everything star wars that was made after ROTJ wiped from my mind
and Indy Jones and the crystal CGI gophers too
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Christ that film was bad
even if whatsherface was VERY nice in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# ooohhh, Blanchett...
(you weren't talking about Allen, right?)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# That's the one
no, no I wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# come off it ROTJ had Ewoks, they're no better than anything since
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I can just about tolerate ewoks considering the rest of the movie is brilliant.
I just can't say that I can put up with the annoying bits of the later movies, because the rest of it can't out-weigh the nonsense.... (even though, being a starwars fan-boy I secrectly like them just, well, because)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Not to mention the live action TV series
Coming in 2009/2010
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Haha
Top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Haha, lovely. Woo.
If you'll excuse the threadjack, can anyone see any reason for me not to buy this television?
www.intekx.com/product_info.php?products_id=270?osCsid=c99fb34088426e96d53084440fb40f14
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# None at all
Provided you supply your address so I can come and steal it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Am I allowed to lie?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# No.
Actually, it's just like my Bush (steady) but +1 HDMI slot. And cheaper.

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I thought it looked pretty cheap.
I don't have anything with HD output yet, but I expect that'll change.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)
# It will if you get a PS3
and you should, the new 80g ones apparently come with fucking freeview.

At least mine was free, I guess. Still, though....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# 60 hour lamp life?
get a big candle
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Fingers crossed they mean 60,000.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# No. Buy it for me please
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I will consider it.
By which I mean: no.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# yes. TV is a terrible medium, used to pedal strange ideals and to manipulate society.
Television perpetuates unrealistic expectations among it's viewers. It also fails to deliver on what could be a wonderfully educating medium, instead giving us such tripe as "America's next top model".

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Turn over, Adam Hart Davis is on the other side.
And there's no better education than that from Adam Hart Davis. He should bring back the Christmas lectures.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# im watching a doco on american coffee.
on the other channels are:
America's next top model
Collectors (a weekly program about collectibles, sortof like antiques roadshow in some senses but not really)
a rugby league game
better homes and gardens. a crappy tv show, like the crappy magazine.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# What about all the other channels?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)
# you have to pay through the nose for them.
and i don't have them. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Internet telly
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# download cap = angry parents wanting to know what I have downloaded
not cool, sugarplum, not cool at all
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Fucking hell
move out then, it's the only way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# and end up at an all-night cafe?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# we get this:
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hahah that's quite good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Yes
It's a bit gash really.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# It's at the top end of my budget,
would I be able to find anything less gash for that price?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# hahahahahah! outstanding!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Oh fucking hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Hahaha, Fuck yes!
Top shop
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Very good
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# haha that's nicely done.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Mitchum's stand in caused some awkwardness
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(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# LOLGLITTER
I must go and reread the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I think it was something like
"Compo anything vaguely film related."
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)
# The same as ever then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# pretty much yeah.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Thirsty Mr Lawrence...?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahaha...
My dear Moley, in a wave of torrential rain and the impending recession.
When all around you crumbles and the credit crunch bites.
You come along and brighten the day. It is sunny here now in the head of Ninj. I am now happy,
I am smiling and I am *clicking*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Ninj you big beauty!
It's always sunny in your head, isn't it?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# It certainly is!
How's Moley jnr?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# sweeet.
I wouldn't want to be the one to open that bottle, post shaking...
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I wouldn't want to drink it...
Dreadful stuff, and they have to milk a dozen pandas just to fill one bottle.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)
# This is incredible!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# ...

CFB

#1 #2 #3 #4
(K, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)
#
that one needs more dogs arse
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)

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