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# R.I.P Rinky


She was put to sleep last night. She was very ill.
When she was well, she was so funny, everyone loved her.

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# :(
Sorry to hear that matey. It's important to remember now that you gave her a good life and she was happy. Everything dies.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# sorry to hear that
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# So Sorry :(
You did the right thing in not letting her suffer.

She will love you even more for that

*hugs in a manly way*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Aww what a sweet doglette
Sorry about your loss :(
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# MUST HAVE BEEN ONE HELL OF A STRONG ROPE
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# i snorted at that
is that bad?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# :( Oh noes!
She looks like an awesome doggy

Its always horrible when your babies die :(
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# She was
I know everyone says it about their pets, but she was such a character! She was like a little person. She used to sit up like a human, and watch whoever was speaking intently, then look across to hear the other person's reply.
My two cats were the bain of her existance, and used to push her around, but she never, ever bit them, or anyone.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Yes they are little people... well thats how I see my doggies
one is a hyperactive annoying little shit
another just follows you around and is a little star
and the other is old and just sits on her bed pissing herself.

:D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# My doggy is my baby.


My dog gets the face on!!
If you move her, she'll turn away in a huff!!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I got in trouble for insulting my mum's dog a couple of days ago :(
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Why am I looking at your...
Nope. Can't do it.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Awwwww!


(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# :[
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# This sucks balls.
I still miss my rabbit and she died nearly two years ago.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# My cat died recently.

:[
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I'm no Rolf Harris but
it looks like it might just be sleeping
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# haha the only emotion I can garner from this image is "hmph" :-P
r.i.p. :-(
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Thankyou everyone who has been nice
and fuck you everyone who has made a joke
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Mmm,
a few peas and tatties would go well with that.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# that is so sad... sorry to hear it, Bobman.... :(
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# unlol!
:(
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Even simpler.
People that read alt text are MASSIVE cunts
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# At last I can win.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Oh and unlucky! On the first level too!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hehe, even with four colours I was always shit at it.
Nice work and good tagging. :)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# haha!
ace! i bet its still well hard tho

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# but it still has too many buttons and switches, so when you give it to one who is quite mong they'll still go "MLNGLMGLGN"
this comment isn't funny at all

:(

haha

MLNGLGMTGLNGLGMGLN!!!

:D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Simply put....ace shopping
click
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# As I'm not bashing today, I thought I'd make a pic instead...
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I read bashing
in an entirely different context then..........


(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# bishop bashing is frowned upon by the church.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# It's ok if it's an Archbishop though...
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# it is a good pic to make
woo :D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hehe
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Dear Tony Hart,
As a child I always loved your programmes and was sorry to hear you are so unwell.

As I have been invited to a murder party tonight and need to go as a loud American I made a cigar out of paper and stuff - I hope it cheers you up.

more even more
Love from Sir Aunty Dave the Hat

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Remember to practice the accent.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# The Rayurrrn in Sapyurrrrrn
Stayus mayunnnly on the playurrrrrn y'all!

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# There is a vary-eye-itty of ones you can use.
Say chuduh!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# If you get stuck
Just shout Ly-Sester Square and wear flannel shorts.

Plus I think that's the compo winnah:)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Translation:
Oh darn, those fellows of near-constant persistance have once again alighted on to one's property, father.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I can think of more things to do with the cigar.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# *hides post*
C];0)

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# awwww. that's a bit of a spoil sport.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# A loud American?
Are there any other types?
May I...
TJ:Last call for Derby bash "Wall 'o'regret" pics and names.
If you wanted to go and can't make it,i can add your name to the list.
If you want to send a pic to add gaz me the link.
12.15 is the latest.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# am i allowed to be an unreasonable smart arse about all of this?


:)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Got a bigger one?



(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# sexual innuendo
nudge nudge haa haa wink.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I changed the text a bit and the font.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1223117778/31344497M.jpg

61kB

hopes it's a good party and all that :)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Pah
I think I might beat you hands down on the views thing.

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *waits for jaffa cake image*
:D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# aren't you from Cape Town?
then yeah, it would probably be a close run thing.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I miss the Domain:(
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# ha HA!! *points*
you probably miss the paddo and darlingithurts nightclubs as well. :)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I used to live on Oxford Street:P
In fact if you do a google search for Oxford Street Sydnet the first image it shows you can see my old flat.
First high rise on the left, the window just above the lamp post:P
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# yup that's oxford street alright.
i can't say i've been in a nightclub in the cross though. i have heard it's not worth it.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# There's a few good backpacker places
I didn't know they moved Oxford Street to the Cross:P
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# i don't belive they have. i thought i'd mentioned it in my comment above
but i only managed to mention paddington and darlinghurst. Haven't been in clubs there either.

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I would be there
but I'm poor...

EDIT: gaz'd :)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I would be there, but im fucking hungover
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Quick, do an "angry sheep can't make the bash pic"


(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# ok I wil
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Done it
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Cheers dude.


(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# !
A murder party!!

Good heavens, well take care Dave!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Arf
No loud shirt?
Don't forget to talk through your nose :)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *saves to 'special'* files*
*big
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# hee hee!
You LURVE a biggun!

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# as a loud american..
YOU REALLY WANNA LOSE THE FAGGY HAT AND GETCHA A REAL BALLCAP!!! SOMETHING WITH 'SKOAL' OR 'JOHN DEERE' ON IT.

was that loud enough?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] It may not cheer up Tony but it's amused me for a couple of minutes
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Cocking ace!


(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Hellboy: 2 Golden Showers.


Click for bigger (185KB)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# *gets bathrobe*
Someone say shower?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# whoosh bang zoom
Based on this: www.b3ta.com/board/8799835
Thanks Mr Walrus Man.



Click for moon size (1.3mb)

Not as bright and chaotic as I had hoped.

*edit* CFB fixed I hope.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Well
I think it's great - don't be so hard on yourself ;)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Sorry I'm going to pop this here!
Gaaaah! The first series of Spaced is almost 10 years old!!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Gaaah?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Nice!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# *poke*

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Nicely done
I'm sure the Great Walrus will be most pleased with your offering.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I think this can count as an improvement
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Ahh, apples and oranges
but thanks
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I just noticed the little letter things
how weird.

But yes, I enjoy this much more than the original. Apples and oranges indeed.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Lovely jubbly!



(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Get on with it!
C]:0D

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Still waiting for some to add.



(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Woo!
I think it's more that Walrus man is clever.
More than any lack there. Wonderful job.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# quite nice, if you want chaotic, write a symplectic integrator and solve the double pendulum problem numerically
then just the animate the reuslt. bam done.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# What the what, what, what?
edit: *Wikis* nope...I'm still ignoant.
Back to bliss.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# heres the wiki,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_pendulum

the double pendulum is chaotic for high amplitude oscillations. it's possible to compute the motion numerically using a computer. There's no analytical description so one has to simulate the path. A symplectic integrator would do nicely.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# With my appaling maths I would just
make a dubble pendulum and run a physics
simulation on it. Wonderful things, computers.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# don't come in here and soil us up with your differentiable manifolds
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# i was talking to some physicists yesterday.
the problem in discussion was "does the temperature of a metal ball bearing affect the fall velocity through liquid nitrogen?"

The physicists went and did an inconclusive experiment and argued about it. I just said that the problem had been solved years ago and they just had to look up the answer.

They told me to stop spoiling it.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Whoa!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# the page cannot be displayed.
:( (that's a sad face on the left).
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# try several times
edit: no, your right. Where can I host a 1.3mb image?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# ok, its fixed.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# thanks! nice work.
next time don't screw up or i'll have you killed.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# That's a mighty woo thing to see first thing
top stuff :)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# very nice indeed!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# this is full of wonderfulness
:D

EDIT: ooh i like the reflecting balls, and if it wasn't for you i would never of known Anna, 28, from newark had a message waiting for me. so cheers for that and all :P
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Oooh, pretty.
*falls into Wonderland*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Bloody heck
That's fantastic
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Cor! This is lovely
It's a beauty.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Awesome
I stared at that for ages. Then I felt a bit queasy
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Fucking hell that is AWESOME
:D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# wows!11!!1
you get a *clix*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# PANOWIE!
fab.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 3:36, archived)
# TK Maxx Attaxx


www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-1067139/The-jacket-die-TK-Maxx-takes-hooded-coat-concealed-2-5-inch-blade-shelves.html

What were they thinking?

To say they didn't initially know the jacket had a knife in it is even more bizarre!

Don't they check the products they are selling?

Later in the article it comments about a TK Max employee who was stabbed to death at work last year - great sensitivity!

TK Max? IDIOTS!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# odd, we have tj maxx.
still, what?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# well, although it's a bit stupid that some place is selling them to kids in a hoodies
i kinda don't see a lot of problem with people having small pen knives and a 2.5in blade is a small penknife, despite the wide angle lens close up.

They're really useful: peeling oranges, sharpening pencils, opening letters, mugging little old ladies, etc.

EDIT: what I should have said:
"That's not a knife..."
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)
# THIS
is a knife ;) Crocodile Dundee - Ah the memories :D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Err ... that's a spoon.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Oh! I see you've played knifey-spooney before!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# idiots, next thing you know they'll be selling kitchen knives in their kitchen department
we all know they just end up in the hands of serial killers and the rest of us just use plastic box lids when cutting up meat.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Noooooooo!
I think it goes to show how stupid people that wander round with knives are. Just down the road from me is a knife amnesty
box. I was ther when they emptied one day, it was pretty much exclusively kitchen knives.
There are only two options. These people are so thick they put them in there rather than putting them say, back in the kitchen.
Or they are just providing a handy place to put the weapon after the crime.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# plastic box lids are the way to go
until we get the reign of terror of

Jack the Tupper-Topper!!!

wot happened miss?
it were terrible we thort e was just openin is packed lunch and then he lunged wif the lid at poor daisy
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# YEs, yes definately
*gets phrase book*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# True about the kitchen knives
but this is cynical don't you think?

I mean, what age group is going to buy that style of jacket?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# ray mears.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# oo. HAven't posted this in aaages.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Haha
'ning ghosty!

You coming to the bash tonight?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I wish I could.
I could have had the time off but then I would have had to cancel my holiday which is in a week or so.

But.

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# week?
???
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I want one!
will have a certain rarity value for selling on flea-bay
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I want one
has a rarity value to be exploited on flea-bay
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# i want three.
so i'll have one more than townsendspublisher.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# What they don't show you ther is one on a chain the other side as well.
So when you hold both to attack someone it's a bit like the gloves on elastic ensemble. When you go to stab with one it's not quite long enough and you end up stabbing yourself in the face with the other.
That is why it's being taken off the market.

'ningles all.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# did you miss the other photos?
when he pulls out the knife a large sign pops up which reads
knife wielding maniac please give generously
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# damn. that's awfully unsafe.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Brings back memories of when I was 5 with my gloves :D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# i'm outraged
jackets removed from sale? fools, remove the knife and sell the coat at normal price, price the knife separately and make an extra few quid. profit.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# ha you'll never make it in retail
you didn't sell the string separately, only available online including £15 p&p
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# sorry sir alan.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# can't sell the chain at all. it can be used in gang rapes.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# chain? chain? who mentioned selling the chain
we sell them the string

the chain is melted down for its scrap value
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# string? you mean from the hoodie? not thing holding the knife on?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Even more genius!
:D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# They can't now
There'd be a follow on article in the Mail saying that the jackets were after our jobs!!!

EDIT: yay down to #3 on the statsboard.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# #1 on the statsboard
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# smell my arse!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Mmmmm jasmin!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# those worms will eat anything.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I know Jasmin
why is she in his arse?

*on second thoughts, don't answer that ;)*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# It's warm and cosy on a cold night
Not to forget spacious!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Waaaaaaay
too much information!

I don't want the mental picture :O
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# then do a google image search for a visual one.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# hang on, my webcam is a bit crusty.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Genius!
:D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I doubt that crappy knife could pierce my skin.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I doubt
it would pierce it either ;)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# You joke doesn't look so funny now!
In your face.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Well done
Safer without using sentences ;)

b3ta.com/board/8803905(You joke?)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# that's why i carry a bone saw at all times.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# *Peer Reviews*
Steam id?
Mines -=Crazy=- Wormulus
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# But who the fuck designed them!!!
They want sacking immediatly.
and TK want a hefty fine!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# maybe fine the seller for pedaling these things to minors
I presume that there is some age law for buying knives in the UK...
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# 16 I think.


(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# 18
and the coat was made by the swiss army knife company it would seem... thus making it less weird.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Maybe not put them on sale in a chavvy shop then.
Some kind of Army supplies type store maybe better.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# you mean chavvy types are extremely snotty about where they shop for knives and hoodies?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I spose they are.
I don't think you'll see them in a Army shop, buying stuff.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# they just ramraid it?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Yes. In a stolen fucking car!


(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# That they broke into
using a handy knife they found attached to their new jacket ;)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Arrrgh! There's no escape!!!

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# it's also a fairly small knife. thugs probably don't like having short knives, very embarrassing
oh and i liked your Descartes cartoon :)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# does the swiss army really dress so shabbily?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# OH NOES, IT'S A KNIFE.
Such twaddle. Handy and useful size.
A little odd, and insensitive, but it
better have the scissors in those
or I'd get stabby about it. [/;-D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# CHEAPSKATE STORE IN KNIFE COAT OUTRAGE
THE MAIL SAYS: BAN THIS SICK FILTH!1!!11!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# i'd hate my murder to be connected with TK maxx
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# haha
it would be the final insult, wouldn't it.. A bit like being stabbed with a tesco value knife
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# i always said that when i worked part time at morrisons.
wouldn't it be the worst thing EVER?

tesco value knife would be rather shit, it'd be like a tesco value murder. so maybe i wouldn't die at all? or i'd die in a really cheap way.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# you would go
to Tesco value heaven
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# will there be...tesco value can openers there?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# yes
but they would all break really easily. And you would have to live off tesco value baked beans, and drink tesco lager
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# That's actually
worse than being murdered!*


*may contain lies*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# AT LEAST THE MURDERER WOULD MAKE EPIC SAVINGS.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# It's not like someone could ever
put a knife in their jacket pocket without it being sold that way is it?
Someone should report me to the Daily Moan for carrying a concealed Leatherman.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Fleapost time already. Not great but twas pissed while negotiating paintshop

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# the newest thing to hit the streets.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Reminds me
of that lager from way back :D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# guinness or strongbow?
or strongharp, or soundbow?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)
# hehe, i like the 'good kind of sound waves'
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# i was about to separate the words good and kind.
but was impeded by laziness. i like it now though. goodkind.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# i like its cousin, the wound harp.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# You are posting
I am glad you are posting
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 6:05, archived)
# HAIR BEAT TREO
I like the gif damage on Fry's lips.
It looks like spunk, LOL.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 6:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wheeeeeeeee!



(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 6:19, archived)
# *manhugs*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# 'ello!
I beed up since stoopid 'o' clock

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# USE ME HARD! UP THE SHIT-PIPE!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 6:21, archived)
# *unzips*
*obliges*
\o/


... 5. Regrets :(
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:16, archived)
# is it in yet?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:18, archived)
# *phones Samaritans*
*visits counsellor*
*books penis-enlargement surgery*
*buys video camera*
...5. *waits for profit*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:37, archived)
# i'll start doing my kegels.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:37, archived)
# *ninja edits*!
*whistles innocently*


... 5. *Googles 'kegels'*

EDIT:
6. *books another counselling session*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:38, archived)
# i see women doing them on the bus sometimes.
i grin behind my face.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:45, archived)
# Babs got back to you yet?
*eagers
edit-i just looked down. nm
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:41, archived)
# no, and i had a busy day so i haven't sent her a reminder.
i will do so by monday, though.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:46, archived)
# i reckon she didnt understand your point.
or realises that further correspondence will as it has...backfire.

or has moved house/location/job in teh fear
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:47, archived)
# i think she's sulking because i called her on her shit.
she probably thinks i fabricated some of what i said, but lacking evidence of that, she has decided that avoiding me is the only way to escape now without being forced to see herself negatively (discretion being the better part of valour and all that).

what she doesn't know is that i'm not letting her escape so easily. she may (or may not) realise that she's using an email address that revealed where she works - some people really do have a dim grasp of these things. i am still going to let her be if she apologises, but i fear she won't and has therefore doomed herself to my attention.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:00, archived)
# BE FLUFFY OR BE FOULED!

Better yet, get the joke already for fuck sake! LOL!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:05, archived)
# very serious!
anything in the oven out there?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:10, archived)
# Leftovers, been a fuck of a day.
Might have to do something nice tomorrow
just to cheer the fuck up.

Also
I did get a new Pokémon at the grocery on the way home.
Skutank
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)
# so are there rare pokies? exotic, hard-to-find pokies?
i bought this record today on my way home.

also, my friends in sf sent me this earlier.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Ha, nice find.
For here in North America, yes. They are candy
machine and corner store type things for Japan.
Couple days ago was first appearance in the tv
show (in Japan) of that skutank, for example.

edit: yeah, saw that this morning. I laughed.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# how long have you been collecting them? are you obsessed?
i'm going to play the 45 on 33 and see how walter sounds.

i've been sending them scary things about harper but they still might move up here. more likely to your side of the continent, though.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Bandai has teh best candy. With the toys.
Pokies just happen to be what's in those boxes.
Get robots, pandas, plastic minicakes sets, all
kinds of odd things. And candy.

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# i liek hats


*bollocks...how big?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:41, archived)
# o_O
...about 6" girth.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:42, archived)
# round your bollocks?
must resemble tank bearings
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:44, archived)
# silly woman, he's probably got a cock bigger than his nose.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:01, archived)
# the one on the right
looks like eric morecambe
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:28, archived)
# that am teh woo. Especially Jesus gettin' jiggy in the background.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# meth is bad. seam-meth is even worse.

i was rummaging through my records earlier and pulled out this gem. the jacket has a sticker on it which reads: "this album is the reason punk happened." youtube sample for the curious/insane.

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)
# Ethel is playfully chased
by a hand holding a trilby. HILARITY AND A GROOVY DISCO BEAT ENSUE.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:52, archived)
# for once the youtube comments are good.
"i love the chorus. like a flock of sea gulls rummaging through a dumpster."
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)
# Sent.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:55, archived)
# any news of barbra?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:55, archived)
# i had a busy day, but she didn't email me.
i'll send her a prompt email this weekend.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:56, archived)
# *-*...
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:55, archived)
# _-_-_-_
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:58, archived)
# the cure for anything...
edit:oops...that didn't work...let's try again:
ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Toqk1JJCqLM
...YES!...CHECK THIS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....:D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:06, archived)
# gah, there's nothing that anime twats won't attach to their shitty 'culture'.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:12, archived)
# yeah...but...
...there was girls in pretty dresses!...:)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:15, archived)
# fucking hell.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:18, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)
# no way, jimmy durante gets on my tits.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:14, archived)
# wtf?...
...............WTF?
i prefer this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykgh0SV_yCs
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:16, archived)
# I'm partial to this.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:20, archived)
# yeah, but the whole straight edge nonsense pollutes the good there.
as much as i like them, i cannot stand 90% of their fans.

also, there don't seem to be any good live versions of repeater out there.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:23, archived)
# I totally agree.
Empty.

Pansie Division is fun, but a bit much for me. King Missile is pretty cool.

I'm drawing a blank. I shall return...
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:27, archived)
# pansy division are fun - seen them a few times and hung about with jon a few times.
and the various p.d. members are in a ton of other good bands - dirty power, i am spoonbender, mr. t. experience. etc.

sister george was great too, and i know i've posted about fifth column here (no vids, sadly). and tribe 8 could turn me lesbian.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:32, archived)
# If only I could remember names. I've heard them all.
Stoner shoe gaze. I miss my bonghits.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UutI1vsiia0
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:38, archived)
# i confess i was never a big fan of them. i didn't hate them, though.
i have a friend who will get violent if i play any j&mc near him.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:44, archived)
# Check this out.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:46, archived)
# crazy stuff there. i am watching him do 'danse macabre' now as i like saint-saens.
here's some ute lemper - saw her show last night here in town, was quite good.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:53, archived)
# She reminds me of Marlene Dietrich
I play trumpet. When I was a kid, someone had me give this guy a ride from San Francisco. I picked him up at his apartment, and have no recollection of it. I just know that I had no idea who he was. Little did I know he was one of the greats. Me, a little white boy. Haha.

ca.youtube.com/watch?v=2CznUIGjeko

(Holy CRaP! A monster mouse just jumped three feet up into one of my cabinets right here. YIKES! I've got a friend living with me. One with diseases no doubt. )
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 5:09, archived)
# Not if he's moving quickly.
It's the slow ones that have the real bad stuff.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 5:58, archived)
# i gave prostate exams to the entire mormon tabernacle choir.
then i fed them to a basilisk.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 6:25, archived)
# Straight Edge kids are such a pain
If you don't like to drink or do drugs, fine, but that self righteous shit is ridiculous. A lot of those kids break the edge once they turn 21. What's so punk rock about doing exactly what your parents and the government want you to?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:33, archived)
# this is more my style...
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:27, archived)
# Yeah. I love that video. :)
The guitar sound in that reminds me of this-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rrnTDDhVnw
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:30, archived)
# reminds me of their other...
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:34, archived)
# I like them. But I never really paid much attention. A great group.
I like the drony stony stuff. I like it all. Even Beethoven.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5hGAsdNHNA
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:43, archived)
# that's cool...
ever listen to the "Drone Zone" on internet radio?...it's awesomely stoney...time just disappears... :)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:47, archived)
# No. I'll have to check it out.
I am a fan of KXLU, WMBR, and others.
It's nice to get great music from those who are hipper than me.


I just started listening to WHRB. They've got something called the Record Hospital that's quite good.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:55, archived)
# i'll look for all those, thanks.
off to do some chores now.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 5:09, archived)
# are you a bowery electric fan?
i liked the first two cds.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:48, archived)
# Oh yeah. I had to look that one up on the 'tube.
I can't put names and music together unless I really work at it.

I'm really into punk more than anything. I've got thousands of hours of cassettes from years back.

This is a pretty cool video. Colors...And music.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZAjeYRdIgA

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:58, archived)
# yeah, that's off their second album. good stuff.
the first two full length albums are great. i didn't like the third as much.

punk will always be my foundation but i like music in all genres. even dance music has some good stuff, if i allow my brain to be unprejudiced.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 5:04, archived)
# hell yes.
wonderful stuff. mike watt's great but what a great band they were altogether. boon is sadly missed.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:33, archived)
# fuck yeah...
...Jesus and Tequila, baby!!!....(actually i prefer Guinness and Glenlivet Scotch)...They fucken rock though!.............................d.boon/r.i.p.

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:36, archived)
# looks like leonardo dicaprio
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:19, archived)
# aaaaah! can't unsee!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:36, archived)
# i am SUBVERSIVE
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:46, archived)
# HEAR ME ROAR.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:01, archived)
# POSTBEAR IS A PUNK
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:28, archived)
# i'm trash, baby.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:00, archived)
# I keep calling you a fag, but then you mention having THE Fag-Icon of all time*.
Is there a word more faggy than fag I should use?

* so far, Radiohead is fucking gay and just might win in time.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:59, archived)
# yeah, she's a mess.
it was fun growing up queer and punk - "you're supposed to like dance music and tight sweaters!"

um, no.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:07, archived)
# "please be new wave, we don't mind that! they have big hair!"
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:19, archived)
# Skippy dancers with ammo belts!
I stayed home and listened to old art rock for most of that.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:24, archived)
# heh, my ex was at ute last night too.
earlier that day he phones me and was reading me a list of upcoming concerts that had just been announced. "yes" is coming and we both started howling - we're not big on prog/art rock, with a few exceptions.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Not too many are.
Magazine critics and trendies aside. LOL.
Yes--Well past its best before date.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:35, archived)
# heh.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:47, archived)
# shut-up...
..i love Ian Anderson, ...Jethro Tull had some wonderous songs,... like a Renaissance band transported to modern day (1969?).. :D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:52, archived)
# haha, i just hate the fakey theatrics and the progginess.
come on, even die-hard fans think ian anderson was over the top.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:55, archived)
# true true...he was...
...i have the Isle of White concert on dvd as proof.....holy shit, his solo was ridiculous....the drum solo too!...i gotta go...i'll talk to you later, man!.... c'ya!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:58, archived)
# see ya!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 5:00, archived)
# dude.
i don't give a shit about historic context; that is fucking awesome.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:20, archived)
# heh. i'm only 2/3 serious here. ok, maybe 4/5.
exactly what bloat-rock didn't need in 1976 was some clammy puppet blowing down a 7+ minute flute solo while dressed like he just got booted out of sargeant pepper's clown college.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 7:35, archived)
# It worked out ok in the end.
That year Motorhead formed up.
Art rock's nasty boy takes flight.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:11, archived)
# yeah, see you later hawkwind.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:26, archived)
# Lemmy: I HAS A BOMBER!
Hawkwind: WUT!?! OH SHI-!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Theatrics be damned
it SOUNDED good
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:21, archived)
# well, not my kind of thing.
admittedly i think flutes and the rest of the tiny instruments are only for crazy people.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:27, archived)
# Oh I beg to differ!
I BEG!!!@!!!!

This album is earth shaking. Although Ethyl Merman was really something special.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw07CDid0JM
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:04, archived)
# you offer mrs. miller...
...i return to you della reese.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)
# YOWZA!
Now she's a real prototype. No, that's not the word. What's a combination of things? A...a...a I'll think of it.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:16, archived)
# alloy.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:21, archived)
# Post A Vector Time
Post a vector drawing you like time Vs too skint to go out so made a crappy drawing redux.

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Synephrine alkaloids increase energy expenditure and decrease food intake through activation of alpha- and beta-adrenergic receptors.
Synephrine alkaloids may also decrease food intake by reducing gastric motility.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)
# And.....
they might turn you into a gayer
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Several studies have demonstrated that synephrine alkaloids reduce food intake and white fat cells in rats, hamsters, and dogs.
Synephrine also promotes lipolysis in adipocytes through beta-adrenergic stimulation.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:39, archived)
# And...
they might turn you into a gayer
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# A 28-year-old man suffered a massive myocardial infarction after abusing synephrine tablets (dose not provided).
An overdose of synthetic synephrine in children caused nausea, vomiting, irritation, tachycardia, and a rapid increase in blood pressure.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# And......
I assume you read it before
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Hmm.
In a 6-week, double-blind, placebo-controlled, randomized study, 23 subjects with body-mass indices more than 25 kg/m 2 were assigned to 1 of 3 groups. Group A received a mixture containing C. aurantium 975 mg (6% synephrine alkaloid), St. John's wort 900 mg (3% hypericin), and caffeine 528 mg; group B received a maltodextrin placebo; and group C was a control without placebo.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Because of the potential for additive effects, synephrine use should be avoided in patients with hypertension, tachyarrhythmia, or narrow-angle glaucoma.
Ephedrine and synephrine are banned by many sports agencies. A single dose of a commercially available synephrine product did not cause a false-positive response in an amphetamine assay.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# HEY GET A ROOM YOU GUYS
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# i hate this kid but i made a nice picture of him.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# LOOK AT THIS
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)
# "kile suxks mandick cock homo yourto gaded fagnigja ass hole bitch".
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:45, archived)
# kyle is a gay racist asian.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)
# suffice it to say "kyle is a nip, yeah".
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# *Looks*
Only sees "this"
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# ASS CUSTARD
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Ace.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:52, archived)
# I LIKE THIS
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# OK THEN

Click for bigger, usual shit, etc.
EDIT: Apologies - I like what you've done there, also.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# I LIKE THIS
Brought to you by Mofaha
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)
# PLAGIARISM
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# MALAPROPISM
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# What vector should I post?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)
# THOM
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Edit: ashally those Thoms I made weren't the best.
Consolation Teal:
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# I LOVE YOU THOM
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Honestly, how is it even possible not to.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# I'M AN ANIMAL TRAPPED IN YOUR HOT CAR
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Got any ones of smiley girls?
I've got a thing for girls that smile excessively.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:18, archived)
# I'm not sure.
Most of them are called things like "vectorlayerportrait2_45" so I have really no idea what any of them are. They're all just sitting on the server, waiting for me to get my act together.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)
# I think he's a cunt.
*OMGOpinion*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:18, archived)
# No sir.
I refute that sir.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# KEELER
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# That's the stuff.
*reaches for cigarettes*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)
# SMOKE YOUR CANCER STICK
I'LL JUST GO HAVE A FUCKING CIGARETTE NOW KTHX
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 8:40, archived)
# my people are primitive, we have no vector capability.
nice work.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Marvel's got 'im
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# I shaved my nutsack with some hair clippers.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Shaved the hair...
Or the skin?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Pretty much, yeah.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Ouch...
the oscillating electronic zip strikes again!!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)
# fucking bunch of ladymen around here.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:52, archived)
# Really want some
even tho I don't do it anymore

(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# NOBODY LISTEN TO ME, I TAKE DRUGS
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# muscle drugs
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Well, I have got some pretty awesome diet pills.
I only take one, twice a day, but it says on the side to take three, twice a day.

I'm still having trouble sleeping because of them.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
#
sleeping seeping
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)
# I have absolutely no trouble with that.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Hup hup hup hup hup hnup nhup hpu
FREEBASE
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# HE KNEW THE IMPORTANCE OF WORKING HIS MULES, EVEN BEFORE WE MET HIM.
HE IS A KINDRED SPIRIT, IF YOU WILL
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# I FEEL THIS IN MY HEART
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Listens.
Wants drugs even more
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# *Has some*
*May share*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# WELL, GIVE THEM BACK THEN!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# It smokes itself . . .
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# the skunk over here will bring you luck
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Gets stoned
plays lottery

doesn't win

yet again

wastes money

doesn't care
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)
# hahahah!!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# i got stoned,,,
and all i got was this lousy sketch
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# How does the all seeing eye see what's behind it?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# hindsight?
*shrugs*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Also: what about the bit where the optic nerve is attached?
Does the all-seeing-eye have a blind spot?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# bitch!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# if you're no longer a stoner, why in hell are you still using paper plates?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Emo emu!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Nice scarf . . . match !
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
# THIS IS NOT A SCARF
SNAXE R DEDLY
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# James Skelly
of t'coral?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# angry ghost
top right
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# AAU
& BTW read the docs today, all one page of it. LOL.
Didn't have a chance to test as was short on time.
I think I see what they did. I will make a couple
more, if those did indeed import ok. (#2 only?)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Ack dammit
this got away from me.
I did test #3 late last night and it had exactly the same problems as the .obj file I imported. I'll send along a screenshot later.
I think I may know what's going on but I'll talk with you about it later to see if it makes any sense.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Ashally, lookit

This is what it's doing with "Lights From File" selected. Most other PS lighting setups give similar results, the artifacts or whatever they are show through.
Ok, here's what I think might be happening. I think it's possible that some lighting information is being saved in the file, and that PS isn't handling it properly. Is it actually possible to make a sphere with a flat texture mapped to it that has no lighting information saved with it? Does this make any sense?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Yes, yes it does. And yes I can.
That pic answers a couple of other questions too.
I will send a test set later on this eve.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Meanwhile I made this

It's from a tutorial! HAHahahaha The whole thing is made from a heavily-filtered lens flare. I've been sitting here giggling for the last 15 mins while I made it.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# u filtad.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:59, archived)
# wow!
can you post the link to the tutorial please?

Cheers
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# i had to google him.
nice job.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:01, archived)
# now then

we've all been there what.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# TOO LATE, EVERYBODY, MY TIME IS DONE
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# OH FUCK NO
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# is that you?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I'm not Freddy Mercury.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# here i am at work
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# This duck.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)
# yes!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# You look busy
can I have a job?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# You should get some phone books or something to rest your paper on
it's bad for your back to be hunched over all the time.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# health and safety is priority
Once I was given the wrong type of lader for the job and fell off.

Got paid millions.

Also collect stones
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# BASED ON A TRUE STORY
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# MY KITCHEN EXPLODED


Click for bigger (91KB)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# i wish my kitchen would explode like that!
*makes semtex casserole*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Yes!
Always turn the gas off before you go on holiday, folks.

Also: 20s jazz music fucking rocks! Someone teach me the Charleston!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# thats amazing
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# thats wicked ! my kitchen just fucks me about
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# naughty fruit!
fuck this for a game of soldiers, i'm going to bed.
goodnight all you happy b3tards!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Woo!
Down with austerity, Up with your stuff.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# my arse exploded. would you like to see my drawing of this?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# May
bee?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# wooo
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Sinks . . .
Sink . . .
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Woo! KABLOWIE!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# OH HAI.

*HAAAAAAR*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# evil breath!
*pulls t-shirt over nose*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# *HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeewwww!
*peels melted t-shirt off nose*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# im hungover, this is how i feel.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# :S
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# *HAAAAAAAAAR?*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# BOOOooooooooo-uuuuuuuUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP!!!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# URG.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# *pwarp*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Breath
mint.
Please.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I fear it would only make it worst.
He can already tarnish silver and 15 paces.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# HAAAAAR TODAY . . .
gone to Maui !
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# HAAAARV A NICE TIME.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# i just did
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# BLERG.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# moves in for kiss
and glad I had garlic sauce with my chips
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# ARGH HELP IM ADDICTED TO FACEBOOK D&D.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# there's facebook d&d?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# YES.
SORT OF.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# he emits green mouth grass/snot thing
what a crazy bastard!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# HAAAAAR!
HELLO MEATS./
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# hello lemons!
I am feeling fucked off

also I might be overdrawn :D

and my overdraft might be being canned, like, yesterday

also I might not have any money going in

haaha! what a crazy bastard! :D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# money isn't everything
there's sex, too
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# yeah, my bank isn't supplying that currently, either
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# halifax were
until they realised no-one wanted to shag that twat howard
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# bastards
making life so hard
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# ARGH NO.
I was like that last month. A load of Direct Debit things came out and rushed me like a pack of fucking donk heads and all got reversed. £25 charge for each from my fucking shitty bank which just made me even more overdrawn :(

Then I got paid.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# life, it's like a box of shit
then you eat it

then you die

I think

:/

still, gotta laugh
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# :(
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HAPPY DISCO HAPPY MEATS?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# if you eat boxes of shit
you're bound to die eventually
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# lol ull dye neways lol
ROFFLE
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# wheeeeee!
*awaits the rapture*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# *ruptures*
:(
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# JUMP DOWN, TURN AROUND, PICK A BALE OF COTTON
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# SHARNT.
HEY ARNT YOU DEAD OR SOMETHING?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# JUMP DOWN TURN AROUND PICK A BALE A DAY
*learnt that song in slavery music lessons*
How much is a bale?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# This much.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Oh
OK
Thanks.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# haaaaaaarrr
aaaarrrrr
rraaaaaarraraaar
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# ARGH.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Gnarly the time travelling station pigeon.


Sorry
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# not him again
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# that's gnarly!
coo woo
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Tell me, oh wise Gnarly,
tell me of the stations of the future.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# more people
more congestion
more delays
more litter
more expensive food
less trains
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# more bogan numpties causing trouble.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I was expecting
hover cars, travelling tubes, robot conductors, that sort of thing.

THANKS FOR RUINING MY DREAMS.
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# this makes no sense
but i like it
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# heehee
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Feels knarly
(and jealous)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Malarkey Monkey wants to race !
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# PULSATING MONKEY
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# I THINK ITS HOW MONKEY BEER IS MADE.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# This is a thing of joy and awesome :D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Lully!
That's crand. I mean grand. ;)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# A jacket to die for


(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Is that a jacket specifically for the purpose of shoplifting tubes of Smarties?
If so, WOO!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Yes
But also has built in Smarties abitlty incase of emergencies
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# smarties are shit
now that they've removed the e-numbers
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# But Blue has returned!!!
Without E Numbers?
*smells a rat*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# blue now has no e-numbers
how am i supposed to get hyper and spazz out?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Fake it?
and dream of the old days with Mr. Frosty and his crack ridden ice drinks
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# you can't fake additive rush
you just can't.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# CHEAP FIZZY DRINKS :D
The ones that look like they'd glow in the dark.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# i cannot haz teh fizzy
it bloats mah tiny belly :(
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Panda Pops
Still exist?
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# yes
but only in pikey shops, like the ones around here
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# They were ace!
Used to buy them just to throw them down stairs til they exploded.
Same with 14p bottles of coke from Kwik Save.
I was an odd child :/
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# i used to throw things off the top floor of the high rise
like watermelons.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# smarties are shit. all candy is. pretty much.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 4:05, archived)
# haha
wasn't it a penkife in the picture

are penknives evil now? I'm a bit out of touch.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# only the ones that invade poland
those fuckers get all the other penknives a bad rep.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Yeh T.K Max
sold a jacket with built in pocket knife, on a rope for easy retract movement. And people wonder why the countries in the state it is
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I think it sounds quite handy
I like to carry a pen knife around, tis a useful thing to have on one's person. Besides i'm pretty sure there's a good chance you'll cut your own fingers trying to stab someone with a pocket knife. Also TK Max sell sets of far more lethal kitchen knives for a whole lot less than this jacket cost. That's my thoughts at least.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# swiss army knives, string, and jackets for sale in outdoors shop scandal
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# danny dyer
in 10 years' time.
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