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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

But now it works, and it's great :D

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

Makes me think of Diamanda Galas.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)

I just googled her, on the google,

and I agree it is reminiscent of her.

Yeah I'd never heard of her before, so I wiki'd her but I still don't really know who she is.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

Musician. Mental.

All you need to know. Like a sort of malevolent Kate Bush. Ish. Except not really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)

Sounds cool

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)

Hmmm....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

oh my word!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=epoHB_yZ1uU

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)

I like this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0AIjnQ8t30

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)

like the cap' said

mental ... I think I like it but I certainly couldn't stomach too much of it at once

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)

It's the kind of mental that might be genius

we don't know, and like fuck are we asking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)

Dani Filth?

nice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)

Layer or lay her . . . that is the question . . .

Cool effect nonetheless . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)

Is it just me?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)

Hahaha

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)

Oh yeah . . .

wormulous feeding time . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)

Hahahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)

Awwwww

that's truly fantastic :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

hahaha!

sweet.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

Ooeeerrr...

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Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

Cor, I hope the dog gets involved.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)

'you make me harder than Chinese Algebra'

I must try that one on the missus :D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

Pussy and Prejudice 5:

Lucinda manhandles two cylinders of beef before being roughly fornicated in her sex and having her wrong one expanded with a speculum.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

egad!

I can see her ankles as well :O

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)

Only

the on the front paws though.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)

They loved it in the old days

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)

flexible!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)

beginings of the chapa sutra?

(veekos I dont know why but you heartbeat offends me, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)

oooerrr

can i watch?

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

....

(johnvixen, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

yummy pearoast eyebrow dancing

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

pffft

INSERT MORE MONEY TO ACCESS GASH

Isn't it always the way?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

bradford And Bingley

Click for bigger (32KB)

I knew it

(soma78, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

BradfordBradfordBingley

Bra-BradfordBingley
BradfordBradfordBingley

nice :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

Best anagram ever

Barnyard Bong Fiddle

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

O_o

did you just come up with an anagram justlikethat?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

No, that one I cheated with as I'm running out of time

but I'd have worked it out normally otherwise.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

ah i see. you're a phoney?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)

Noooooo even the memory of that's enough to fuck me up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)

i'd love to see them both on fire

just for the hell of it.
toodles folks, i'm off for some foodstuffs.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)

I just read that as 'born on fire'

That would be interesting.

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)

congratulations Mrs Monkey...

its on fucking fire!

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)

Following on from the 'origins of spider phobia' chat earlier, I made this:

At first I thought it would be fun, then it was difficult, then it was harrowing,
then I got sick of it, so have it, it's far from perfect, but I don't want it anymore...

It's a spider made almost entirely from hairy men, click it to make it go scary big.

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..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

*does want*

I shall love it and hug it and call it Petalkins.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

what kind of a name is that?

Thaddeus Amadeus Sachs-Coburg fits much better

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

Thaddeus is obviously a pig name.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

amadeus is a cat name

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

Wolfcat Amadeus Mozarterial Spatter.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

indeed.

a good name for a hamster would be bob.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

I'm bored of Bob.

Ever since Blackadder people have called everything Bob.

If I had a hamster he'd be called Peregrine DeWhingyKnickers the Forty Fifth- Guardian of the Four Colonies and Scourge of SheStoat Bloomers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

Hahhahahaha *guilty laugh*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

'guilty'?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

guilty, as in being one of those people who refer to anything that is unnamed as "Bob" in direct reference to Blackadder.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

Ahhhh

I don't know, it just gets to me a bit. Sorry all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

how about kate?

that's short for bob, isn't it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)

That'd be better.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

we had a gerbil called mavis

and a mouse called smackhead.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

Smackhead's a good name.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

he was a good mouse

totally freaked the dog out.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

if i had a cat

i'd call it crack whore

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

that's cartman's mum, not a cat.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

My brother got two kittens. I tried to convince him to name them Brutal and Deluxe.

He did not.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)

he's clearly a fool

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

Though actually now I think about it, Brutal Deluxe and Magic Pockets would have been better.

But apparantly cats don't recognise names with more than two syllables or some rot.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

They respond better to names ending in 'ee' sounds, apparently.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

my mum's friend runs a stable yard

for several years they had an ancient and crotchetty black horse that the (now deceased) owner had named "nigger".

It was impossible to catch but would come when called, which caused much hilarity.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)

My mum's grandma's dog was called nigger

as it was the same colour as nigger brown boot polish. The unfortunate thing is my nan did the female-member-of-my-family thing of calling people by other names (my mum calls me David sometimes, which is my dad, and Alice sometimes, which is her cat) so my mum spent a good part of her life being called a nigger by my great grandma.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

Coming over here, stealing our names.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)

my hamster was called Psychorentboy

he was fab until his head came off :(

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

good crowbaring of arterial spatter

in the top 5 of blood distribution patterns

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

I wish I knew the first thing about it, it seems dead interesting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

'tis

plus the courses where you learn about it involve flinging blood about the place.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

I do like to fling things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

*looks shocked*

I wouldn't have put it top 5

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

fair enough

let's compare lists then discuss differences like gentlemen.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

or let's slaughter badgers

until one of us gets bored.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

Do you do blood flinging too?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

... I've cultivated an

enthusiasm for it as an amateur...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

I'm bored

razor-edged swan-neck houpla?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

sir, as ever, I bow to your

sense of propriety

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)

*does the sense of propriety dance*

*realises is not wearing lower half of scrubs*
*enjoys mild irony*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

mmmmm scrubs

best jim jams ever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

The kids'll listen to anything these days.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

giggling like a special needs loon now

ta :D

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

ha ha ha

I know - but it's just not REAL music like I used to listen to...

*puts on Wet Wet Wet's greatest hit*
*sets fire to HiFi*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)

I know a man who loves his Wet Wet Wet.

He is, like you, a Scot. I'm thinking this is a prerequisite.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)

I'm only a plastic Scot

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

*intrigued*

Pardon?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)

I was born and raised in England

and I moved to Scotland when I was 18. ... I have very very slim Scottish lineage (my gran's family) but I don't think anyone would really be able to call me Scottish... so I fit in perfectly in Edinburgh.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

People keep accusing me of being

I think they just see 'small bolshy ginger bird' and assume the rest. Never mind that I talk like this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)

I don't have an accent for you in my head

... which is quite bad...

you remind me of my very close personal friend Dr. Thalia, so I think you sound a bit like her in my head

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

Generic well-spoken Bucks accent.

I hate it, it's not me at all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)

with those angel eyes, you make saints, do sins all the tiiii-i-i-i-iiiiime...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)

I didn't even project Pellow's face onto the clouds.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

WetWetWetFanMan to the rescue!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

You have never seemed cooler than right now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

My first cat...

... was called Ludwig. Now that is a cat name.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

Koshka

is a cat's name.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

my cat is called catface.

it is, by definition, the ultimate cat name.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

holy whale faeces on toast, that is FUCKING AMAZINGLY COOL!

(even thouigh it creeps teh hell out of me *shudders*)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

urgh...

that is awesome. I'm impressed.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

that's wonderfully horrid.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

i want him!

is it wrong that i want to rub my face into his thorax?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

Spider and snake fear is genetic

Outline shape and movement is precoded to generate fear. so if you want to scare babies...

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boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)

what if your not scared of spiders or snakes?

are you not human?

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

only if you're also made of slate

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

Its in your subconscious dude

conscious phobia snot the same. I did read the research some time ago. Oddly tho sometimes snakes are used as symbols of say fertility or healing. Odd really...

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boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

the theory is that phobias are evolutionarily developed behavioural predispositions.

that is, when people are born they have certain survival instincts, one of them being to avoid snakey and spidery type things. Some grow out of it, some don't. Where the fear continues to be more pronounced in later life, that is a phobia.

However, despite wikipedia (just checked) also running with this theory, behavioural and developmental research into phobia-formation does not really support the evolutionary psychology theory. More likely that phobias are false activation of the amygdala(fear bit of brain) which is linked to a certain object earlier in life.

It may well be that phobias are genetic to a certain extent, as many psychological disorders are, but there is a larger part to be played by the environment and the development a person experiences. If phobias were primarily genetic, they would not be so easily treated (in the majority of cases).

/blahblah

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)

'Tis interesting blah, though.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

Also babies and toddlers tend not to be scared of such things IME,

both my nephews were in no way fearful of spiders till about 12-14, then the revulsion factor kicked in (one is 12, one is 18 and he's growing out if it now).

My 6 y.o. niece now has an amazing power to freak them out when she finds one, LOL!

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..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

Treatment

success does however depend on the underlying etiology of the phobia. A directly caused phobia stemming from a childhood incident involving the object of the present phobia is frequently eased by say, hypnotic suggestion. Those of a more complex nature may be representative of a deeper anxiety, etc

/more blah

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)

'so if you want to scare babies...'

How many people are you hoping will sign up for your course?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

I plan to.

I've already got a pretty good technique, but I'm always willing to learn.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

Not true.

I saw a programme about phobias, and it showed babies playing with a python, showing no fear because their mothers weren't. If their mothers had been afraid of the snake, so would the babies.

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

holy !

that is magnificent

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)

spider

heh heh -which parts?

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

Pretty much all of your average man from teh back is included,

if I had gone the whole 9 yards I woulda made it's head from a bloke with close cropped hair and the 'boxing gloves' from fingers with a hairy bollock on each end, 'cos that is, believe it or not, exactly what they are IRL, they're the male sex organs on appendages made to push them into the female.

No really...

But as I say, I got tired of it. Might go back and finish it properly later but as the point for me was to trigger all my basic psychological repulsion of spiders in 'fraudian nightmare made real' form, needless to say it grew tiresome...

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..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

that one doesn't have swollen pedipalps

so it seems to be female.

/learning about spiders blog

p.s. woo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

Yup, and females are bigger, hence the original pic I worked off had better detail,

but it is rather a major omission technically speaking that I just transplanted the original head and didn't give it male sex organs, also a bit crap as otherwise I cudda said 'made entirely from a bloke from teh back' then, but as I said elsewhere, I got a bit sick of it.

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..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

that's very creepy

and gets a mighty woo~har from me!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

Brill!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

creepily shock and awesome

wooz

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OneOfSome, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

*generic "would" post*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

comin' right up!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

haha! brilliant!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

Obligatory "have" post

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

Blllleeeeeeggghhh...

Well done. This is the first thing today that has made me physically vomitous.

(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)

I've been looking at is sideways for the last 2 hours of construction,

not to mention finding the source images, LOL!

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..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)

I salute you sir

You should have a special job in the government... I'm not quite sure what, but you should have it.

(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

ARGH ARGH ARGH

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

Ha! Ha! Ha!

;)

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..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)

this is rather woo!

creepycrawlyjoything :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

Fucking brilliant.

Have a less feasome spider for your troubles...

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

This is scary

and scarily good, top woo!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

Oh dear me that's so wrong.

Have a *click*.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)

would.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)

I dare say feller, you would love my sources:

www.flickr.com/photos/bearjock/

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..wil, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)

holy hell! thanks!

be back later, i'm busy fwapping.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:29, archived)

More Halloween fun and games

Click for what for if you're interested

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

That's a lovely 'Parkie' floor

as one estate agent in my area would call it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

it's almost like mine

retro flooring ftw!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)

*waits for Bobs to shop a Parkie floor*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

the roof the roof the roof is on fire!

...

help!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

I'm reliably informed that you don't need the water

and are in fact planning to let the motherfucker burn.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

madame you have not been mislead

burn, motherfucker, burn!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

awesome :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

Ooh, like it :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

dude! ghoats are scary!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

quack quack quack

that's what he's saying

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)

he may also be saying "blee blee blee"

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

or "bee bee bee"

judging by his tshirt

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)

really?

how does one go about attracting ghosts?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

standing in a graveyard wearing a "FREE SEX" t-shirt

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

bollocks.

i do that every friday night.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

me too, great fun!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

was that you hiding behind the jones family crypt?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

you have to wrong them in a past life

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

give them a good hard wronging?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

yeah

right in the eye

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

first one then the other

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

*wrongs vigorously*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

I am envious of this dude's attire.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)

*adds to list of spreadshirt designs to do*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)

*checks date*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)

It's part of a big pack of stuff I'm making to be released in time for Halloween

you lucky buggers get a preview!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

*shits a brick*

*builds a brick shit house*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

are you back for good? or just having an off day?

;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

*switches on proton pack*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

ha ha ha

proton PORK!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

Proton Pork:

Magical pigs that reside in the CERN LHC

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

f**k this

This is my first post. To quote another poster: I'm not going to pretend that I have any idea what's going on at the moment..

Click for bigger (337KB)

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

welcome to b3ta you'll never leave! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)

I still have no i dea what's going on.

On the board, and in this post, but i like it.

Fist my shop chair for a golden kitten.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

I say, William. Would you mind awfully, getting to da choppa?

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Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

"If it bleeds, by jove, one can bag it!"

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

hahaha

office lol

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

arf! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

ha ha ha

*hides nosebleed*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

eep

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

"get to da bliiimp!"

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)

Group of ill-educated Oscars round here.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

Last week I rediscovered Arnies worst ever one liner:

"Hey Killian, SUB ZERO...now...PLAIN ZERO!"

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

arrr arr arr! arnie did a faaaanaaaei!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

rubbish

that film could be made so much better these days

plus I want the book ending

with the trying to stuff his entrails back inside himself

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

ahahaha

It's time for another meeting - IN BED

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

Oh Dear Lord you have a rather large Feline

Oh Dear Lord you have a rather large Feline

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

the recurrent sound, you see

was the reverberations of my original utterance from the distant fleshy walls of her cavernous tuppence.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

or this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

yours was brilliant

and quicker

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

cavernous tuppence

*dies giggling quietly to self!*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

Thanks...

...I am now crying and it's Friday!! Hahahahahahah :-)

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Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

PROCEED TO THE DERIGIBLE

post haste!

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)

this is utterly glee-inducing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

wen i gro up i wanna be a bank manger

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)

Nice motion there!

WOO. Reminds me of The Neville's bumpo.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

Hehehe :)

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

I've never seen him looking so well composed

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

THE ECONOMY WAS OVER THE LINE SMOKEY - now with added pearoast

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

little kids dude

little kids....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

How bizarre

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7662943.stm

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Joliet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

I guess that film was wasted on me.

I enjoyed it (mostly) when I saw it, but it didn't stick with me.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

i see no goose!?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

good eye

boz eye... and that's how you remember.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

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Shada, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

Click for bigger (61KB)

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Owza, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)

Makes longcat look short by comparison.

Glad I'm not invested in the stocks. Fat lot of comfort that'll be when my home loan gets called in though...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)

fat lot of of comfort that'll be when every kind of credit gets called in

:)

DOOMED

:/

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

Hit me with your rhythm stick

Hit me slow - hit me quick
Hit me with your rhythm stick
Hit me, hit me, hit... me!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

O_O

well, ok

*unzips*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

only have my student loan

and that's protected by law YAY

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

yes, I wonder about that

it takes an act of god to get rid of laws but it doesn't take so much to add to them

fun can still happen, nothings immune :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

Oh goodie

I'm looking forward to more financial "fun"

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

Late to thread

But I do particularly like this *clicks*

(Cloudane, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

"So wake up sleepy one,its time to save your world"

Click For big

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

#Gammaaaa..... just killed a maaan#

#Put the shadows to his head, Auto-Levelled, now he's dead#

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

Maurice Sendak, it's time to pay the lighting bill

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

new, different and much smaller version of FTSE panic image

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

Nice one, centaurion

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

Hahaha

top!

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DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

Goodness

hello you!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

this!

(and hello to you too Jessie

would you care for an empty CD case and a broken calculator?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

How'd that come about?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

no particualr reason

just things I have lying around in front ofme

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

Oh...very kind!

Would you like *glances desperately around*

...about half a cups worth of recently cold coffee and a cancelled simcard?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)

I can add an envelope with a pretty butterfly on

and an empty packet of Lucky Strikes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

you only smoke them because you love me.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)

They weren't mine, I just finished the packet.

I did think of you though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)

yeh.

I bet you did.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

Ooh, purdy

after-'ning miss!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

Afterning lovelyface.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

I have an empty 1 litre bottle of

sparkling mineral water... I say empty, it probably has some very little bit of water and some air... possibly a slightly higher carbon dioxide mix than usual.

I can breathe into the bottle and close it up if that helps anyone.

I also have a scarf and a Universities UK factsheet

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

Oh, I've got a scarf too

and a thing of hand cream, and a cup that says 'REED EMPLOYMENT' on it. Loads of other stuff besides too, including £1.42.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

I have a whole desk full of paper I've printed out and put on my desk

it's to make me look busy... if someone comes towards my desk I rummage through my paper and look angry and stressed...

"I'm FAR too busy for whatever puerile nonsense it is you think you want to ask me minion..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

'I've got to update the SN-3 before COB otherwise Legal are going to have a fit'

This is my best line for that sort of thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

yeah - that wouldn't work for me

I sometimes put meetings into my calendar with strange acronyms that I make up... then I go and have a coffee... I'm not good to my employers :(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

did you know, for example, that, in 2006/07

77.7% of UK students were taking subjects classified as All Other Subjects?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

I'm in my bedroom

in my flat that has way too much stuff hanging around, so in truth there are many things within arms reach.
I was just trying to make someone laugh :(

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

TOO LATE

I also have two fileboxes of paperwork, two lever arch files, a Heroes coaster, a box that used to contain a Chinese fan that now contains pencil clips, a tissue, my phone, my work phone, my pooter, wires, my gel things, calculator, notepad, post its, several timesheets I've got to sign and a bright pink hairband.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

I'm going to close my bedside drawers before I continue with this game

it's for the good of the whole board

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

I could guess, but you are a LADY.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

are we playing swapshop?

i have
*scans desk*
a hairbrush, a can of hairspray, some red nail varnish, perfume, 3 mugs and a tub of stork.
what'll that get me?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

Stork, hairspray and a hairbrush.....

A decent night out in Soho.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

really?

should i take my honey and marmite?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

Marmite only.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

Hello!

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DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

allo!

hope everything is going tickety-boo

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

How do Beau.

Yeah, not bad. Bit quiet at the mo, so if you fancy a song and dance...

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DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)

I've been slowed down a bit recently

but am picking up again.
I think I should see if Matt Buck would want to work with you - He's had problems with music for his cartoons recently.
I think you could remedy his problems on a mutually profitable basis.
www.mattbuckhackcartoons.com/

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

That would be jolly!

Looks like good stuff.

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DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

good un

compo it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

it's a reworking of a reworking of an old FP I once had..

and it doesn't really fit the compo criteria.

Cheers anyway.

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)

Wasnt Manwaring a banker?

nice work, top drawer - although my pants are in my top drawer so dont understand that phrase

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boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

I want to bum you!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

i don't even get the joke

but i think you've killed it :3

(

Shada, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

Too soon?

Edit: forgot the red roller coaster

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sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

this is bloody ace!!!!!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

I wanna go!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

racist

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

Hahaha!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

Took me a second

Have a "you're a sick puppy" woo.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

why thank you all

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sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

*sings*

iiit's a small mountain, after aaall...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

*sings*

...small and humble, so you don't mistake them for mountains

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

boobs?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

yeah

Silly Shakira song

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

I thought it was "confuse them"?

Ah, the lovely Shakira.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

Probably

I've not defined my life by my accurate remembrance of her lyrics, think of it like paraphrasing- general message conveyed without giving enough of a fuck to memorise your actual words ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

Hope it goes faster than most rollercoasters

I want it to rush more...

Yay!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

*spang*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

arf!

:-)

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

*polite applause*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

hahaha, but it could be the other one...

Blog & Archive

(

beaubodor blogless, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

It's like you can see into the future or something!

Amaaaazing!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

"My fellow prisoners"

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

hahaha, so very woo! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

lol *clicks*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

a bit of Friday fun.....

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

how odd

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

recognise those under pance

(

OneOfSome, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

by jove, Carruthers, this metal-box chappie is going to kill us all!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

I say! Are you Mrs Sarah Connor?

Would you care to do me the pleasure of your company

That is, if you wish to continue living, pardon my directness

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)

Hahahaha...

Nicely Bilbo! :-)

(

Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

Hahah!

Edit: Hello to you too ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

alas! i am not a mrs., i am a miss!

my child was born out of wedlock, i am a fallen woman! please, destroy me for the sake of morality!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

haha

I can see Arnie in a top hat and tails

"Excuse me my good man, sorry to trouble you but I'll be needing to borrow your coat, your penny farthing and your clothes"

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

asta la vista, ol' chap!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

hehe

reminds me of Raffles, the gentleman's thug.. "Excuse me sir, were you perchance talking to me, or masticating on a brick? Because one gets one's fucking teeth broken either way"

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

i would KILL to see him on a penny farthing!

and at least wound to see him on a space hopper!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

I'd quite like to see him in one of those postman pat things outside Tesco.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

you're a kinky bitch

but we like you

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)

:D thank goodness

nobody else'll have me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

i'd quite like to see him on my bed

ready, willing and throbbing in his manliest area...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)

You have him

I'll have Willis.

Mmmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

willis? whatchoo talkin' about?

have you seen the last boy scout?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

Ewww

I'm not sure you could pay me enough to go near that bloke with two barge poles taped firmly together

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)

i'd do him even if it was just to be able to say i had

the payment would be a bonus and would go some way towards procuring michael mcmanus for an evening of fun and frolicks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

Heh, now we're talking

I wonder whether it would be possible to start a secret fan club where everyone donates as much as possible, then you pool the monies and 'hire' one of those gorgeous sorts to attend your 'function'*

*hired out room with hundreds of eagerly waiting, horny peoples

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

i'm sure they'd be up for it

never mind the money, all stars love to be loved and told that their gorgeous. stroke their egos and they'll let you stroke anything else you fancy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

You mean like

www.b3ta.com/board/8784415

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)

very much so

but he needs to be riding it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)

I should hope not!

I've invested some good bally rhino in this old whizz box.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

I say, dear chap, that's rather spiffing!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

do dum DUM DE DUM DUM

do dum DUM DE DUM DUM

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

elo

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

arf!

most amusing, your royal hatness!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

hahaha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

Itchy twitchy...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)

fuuuuuuuuck

(

Sorry Jessie!

It's not very pleasant, is it...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

Brilliant though. I clicked so hard my touchpad is reporting me to social services.
Though that may actually be because of the inappropriate touching.

(

OK.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)

Yeah... Fuck

Ewwwwww!

(

Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

OOooohhh, itchy itchy eyes

This is doing my head in but I can't take my eyes off it.

(

MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)

arcchhhh, feels like arch....

*scratches left eye out*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

was the original image a bell end?

or a vagine?

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)

arrrghhh

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

That caused my eyeball to wobble

yay to this sort of thing!

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

NNNnnnnnnnnn

no no no no no no no

ARGH FUCK

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

argh

I want to click it but the link is called "I like this!" and I don't!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

you're scarily good at animation

woo to you sir

and I know what you mean about the baby thing

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

Little Arthur is the best thing that has ever happened to me!

Even though he's teething at the moment and we haven't had any sleep for over a week!
What age are/is yours?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

my little lad is now 14 months

he's been teething since he was born!! fortunately he now actually has 4 teeth to show for it, with another 2 coming

my eldest is 4 1/2 and she's just started school

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

Wahaaaaaay!

You're back again! Now looky here, stop sneaking
off or I'm gonna get cross! You get Ninj all flustered
and worried and shit!

WOO

YAY

and

*CLICK*

(

Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

Ninj!

:D

Hopefully be back to normal next week...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)

You mysterious tinker

The comp from two weeks ago was great. You missed a belter!
I got me two fp's from it, I sat there longing
for my 'Moley' comments...but alas you weren't there :-(

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Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

Two FPs? Fantastic! I'll check them out when I've got a minute...

Off again now, byeeee!!!!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

Okeedokee...

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Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

Braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)

ew...

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

ugh, that really makes my skin crawl.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

aaargh

I would click but I never want to see it again.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

top stuff sir.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

bin wurkin'out

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

His undulatory quality is pleasing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

I just feel sorry for him . . .

/recycling
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

undulate while we can

i had to use an egg-timer

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

haha, excellent

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

Crivens! I'd see a doctor about that!

Threadjack - Some company names should be avoided IMO...

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Ratsta, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

wow all aboard the glitter bus

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

child rape win!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

hahaha

not another exercise fad... is nothing sacred anymore?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

hahahahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

haha

unfortunate titleage there :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

haha! reminds me of www.whorepresents.com

I like how they've used a capital letter and different colours to try and seperate the words.

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)

egg!

(s)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

mmm eggs

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

am i the only one

being reminded of the EDTA-induced vampire deaths in Blade?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

yes

until you said that

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

i watch waaaay too many films ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

I've invented Biro P0rn

(moonjim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)

THAT'S A MAN NIPPLE?!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

it's his mums

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

Mums feature a lot in your replies and in your signature

*raises eyebrow*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

He's got a Freudian complex

it's just one thing after amother with him!
arf! unt 'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

*mumbles murmer mumbummers*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)

The redness suggests

that the pen took a while to relinquish its ink. Can't say i blame it.

(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)

scarification

how nice

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

MOAR TITS OR GTFO

ALSO, TIMESTAMP OR IT'S FAKE.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

amateur.

Use a liquid eyeliner or a fineliner.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

haha

no, I like the raw skin where the mistakes were made. Makes me think that he's learned an important lesson about art.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

Biros are strangely painful when used on the same area over and over and over again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

get a proper tattoo, then!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

What, another one?

I've already got three.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

damn!

i've only got 2, but i'm planning on getting another 2 soon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)

One of these is extending into a sort-of-ish half sleeve

but not all done, just taking up the same space as.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

i'm cursed with looking very respectable

so i keep mine in places that can be easily covered, just in case i need to look like an innocent lady...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

I can cover my arm, it's no big thing now some clever sort's invented the sleeve ;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

heheh

my mate got her ex's name tattooed on her forearm, it makes her look like bluto. put me off arm tats for life!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

what?

To add to the portrait of me she has on her bum?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)

my two favourite arses, together forever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)

pfft

I was flattered.

But I have to question your reasoning for having the portrait done in the middle. Is it so it looks like I'm blowing a kiss sometimes?

...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

You win, I can't think of a comeback.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ;D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

You're meant to be on MY side, bint.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

do you have a huge seam down the middle of your face?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

Proper Tatoo

Why have a proper one when you can have a Biro Tatoo, much more Hardcore!

(moonjim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

i love my tattoos

i'm going to be getting a blue-ringed octopus on my ankle and a biohazard sign on my arse :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

I find scraping any kind of metal on my skin repeatedly tends to hurt after a while.

That's why I do it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

So THAT'S where all my bulldog clips went.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

you put them there.

scatterbrain.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

No pain no gain,

Everybody has a Mr Nipple waiting to come out. Biro P0rn RULES! Mr Nipples says "it's friday have a good weekend" OMG he talks

(moonjim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

Reminds me of an X-Files episode I saw recently

Talking tattoo, voiced by Jodie Foster!

Edit: Eeeeevil

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Instructional Pamphlet

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Microwave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)

oooh....

words....

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Ratsta, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)

Stop using your mums lipstick!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)

had Jehovas Witnesses give me one of their magazines yesterday

I felt a bit cheated that it was the April 2007 edition. Where can I complain about this?

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)

Complain through prayer

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Microwave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)

*slowly backs away*

any chance of some less satantic adventures, Mr Microwave?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)

"no"

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Microwave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)

The number of the devil is 616

don't forget the area code tho

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boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)

also the devil is just God's most beloved angel who was kicked out of heaven for not loving Adam/man

These religious types really can't get anything straight

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

I remember some teacher

telling me it was because god came back and found him sitting on his throne.
Never thought to question it before, but then I'm not that bothered as it's all just mythology to me.

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fuscous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

but, but, but... God is everywhere!

thus he can never "leave" his throne....
:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)

Now this I like.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

and dont forget the jaffa cakes

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)

Oh my goodness, how woo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

hahahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)

We were wondering if

we could talk to you about JAY-sus

(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

I'm scarily reminded of "Se7en"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)

Satan's just as fucking shite as the rest of them.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

Talking about satan..

the most memorable interview I had ever read, was with an american "rock star" who's name eludes me.. He told of an attractive female fan wanting to be 'taken' backstage..

so he did.. but when she stripped and got on all fours, she had a huge pentagram tattooed on her back. Then she asked him to "Fuck her in the arse, for Satan".

Freaked out, he thought "there is no way I am fucking you in the arse for satan"!, so he shoved a shampoo bottle up her instead.

that is all I have to say about satan.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

Now that rings a bell.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

what brand of shampoo was it?

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

It was....

nah...its gone..sorry.

She was then on the bed saying "OOH SATAN" with the shampoo bottle twitching..and he just sat in the corner until she was done.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)

Probably johnson's no more tears

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

There is a shampoo thats dildo shaped

but im not saying any more on this subject

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boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

It hurts

but I'mm not saying any more on this subject.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

I found a book on google books

called The Ultimate guide to anal sex

Im not saying any more except please dont eat the cucumber in the fridge

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boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)

Thats cool there is an Ultimate guide..

If you don't know what you're doing, its gonna be pain all round.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

By Tristan Taormino?

Get it.

edit: that might not be the one I'm thinking of, actually.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)

Confirmed

Its quite fascinating but my inner voice is saying its wrong to keep reading it. But also its making me laugh. Help.

Linky poos prob NSFW www.amazon.com/gp/reader/1573440280/ref=sib_dp_pt#reader-link

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boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

It's great

the accompanying videos are worth a look as well. Most people who can't 'do' it are generally willfully uninformed about the process, and it's a great book to start off with.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

I wonder what other Ulitmate Guides are needed?

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boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)

The misinformation tends to stem from people just not knowing what they're doing..

Yes its gonna hurt.. IF you don't use lube, and or the guy goes at it like a porn star.

Women can have the most intense orgasms through anal sex too..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

is this meant to be disturbing/scary/offensive?

you're only going to be bothering some fundamentalists with this, and they'll probably kick your face off

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

Rebellion

ure doin it wrong

www.b3ta.com/board/8816291#post8816384

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

they're coming!!!!!!!

Click for bigger (26KB)

(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

He looks like he's screaming like the fuckers from that movie "invasion of the body snatchers"

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

I thought you were a new person

but you've been registered for over a year.

POST MORE you silly Dutchie ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)

yes

i am a slow developer

(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)

I wasn't replying to you, you silly

but it also applies to you so all's OK

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)

noon Potty

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)

'noon Freebs :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)

Well, I've registered for over a year...

I'm visiting b3ta for almost 3 years.

Making up for it, lookie lookie at my past board posts! :)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)

Ok, that's alright then

But it's time to hang up your dancing clogs for a while and do more pictures ;)
Oh, and wilkommen.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)

I'm not GERMAN

ARCH you are so arcane .

But it's 'Welkom', or Hallo.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

all the violin will be rotated by it been a dog

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)

This has to be a text meme I've missed

either that or you're a bit off your head :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)

Maybe his meme just had grow.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)

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