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[challenge entry] Nelson's Coinum
Harder than it looks actually....

(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# harder than it looks?
fucking hard then?

brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# M&S adamantium copper-plated shuriken coins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# pfft
oh dear, dear.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# There's talk on the streeeeeeet it sounds so familiar....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Nice balancing there!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# *sends in a toddler to knock it over*
Woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# *Nonces it up*
*Put willy back*
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# wonderful
you win extra man points for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# woo!
I would like to cash those in please!! When does he arrive?

Anyone wanna play Jenga btw?
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# wooyayhouplapanowiedibnah
ow do?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Excellent
but it looks a bit wobbly...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# oh damn you
Now I wanna make a leaning tower of mini pizzas!!
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Nelson's Columbine?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# To hull with you
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Woo!
I didn't do anything I wanted yesterday. :(
I'm gonna go and rectify this now!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# now
that's some effort, right there...

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Wobbly.
Excellent, but needs some origami £5-note lions.

And pigeons.

And Spaniards.
(Pickettywitchfinder General, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# You're actually richer than 98.4% of the population right now
That's scientific fact. There's no actual proof for it, but it's scientific fact.
(ormondroyd, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# The boy has no idea about etiquette

Good after'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Oh Boy!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# *sings the theme tune to Quantum Leap*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Ziggy says there's a 95.3% chance that you have to save Derek from becoming emotionally scarred by his brother's transvesticism
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Again?
I'm staring to think Ziggy's gone computer gay...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Ziggy was female.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Moneky boy has no shame...
No shame at all.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha
took a while... great work.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha!!
took me a few seconds!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Yeah
You shit in you neighbours part of the pond and swim away as fast as you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# It was probably done before it all went a bit wrong
hope that helps..


oh and I didn't think you'd mind, but I've opened that parcel from John
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# You did?
Did you like it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I thought Gwyneth Paltrow looked a bit different
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# that was Buster Bloodvessel
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# 'e's pooed a peanut!
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# hahahaha
He'll not grow up to be a monkey butler!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Neither do I to be honest!
Afternings :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# the floater is like a boat or a
canoe of poo, like an amphibious brown shoe
so here's a woo for you.

and a crafty pea roast
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# THAT IS SUPER DUPER!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Ah Ron, how I've missed you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# IIIIIIIIIroooooonmaaaaaaaaan!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# *sucks tit*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Want the other one too?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# more value than wilkinsons!
*slurps*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# :D
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# guess who has figured out the password to his old account...
and is currently making a celebratory 30K post picture....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# HIDE! *runs in fear*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# hahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# HAhahaa
Nicely ....err done!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# hahaha...
very subtle... dang those monkeys look cold
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I don't understand . . .
Where's Gillian McKieth?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Not worth the effort I went to...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# It's floaty light!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Oi! You!
I found your cement! My neighbour is using it for something or other....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# shit and boats!
that's what I say

shit and boats!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Aye.
Do you want me to go and push him over so he grazes his knee really badly?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# yes!
and read to him from a leaflet about being silent on the quiet coach of GNER trains!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# But I don't have one :(
Can you please scan me a copy?

Failing that, I could read him some First World War poetry? Or maybe the liner notes from the Spice Girls first album?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# What about a pamphlet on traditional pies?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# It's very hard to print on the pastry
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# you're quick today
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Not as quick as Joliet!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# She's like lightening
where is she?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing
and they all started grooving!

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# and the man at the back shouted
Everyone!!!!

A tack!


And it turned into a Ballroom Blitz
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# that's why pie based advertisments are so expensive
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Dear Listeners to the CD wot we've made
WE. Are the SPICE GIRLS YEAH - Girl Power is great and you have it because you bought this CD and or vinyly or casette or wotevar! HURRAY. GIRL POWER!

Remember though - people in authority or wotever or your parents or summink yeah right man - they're totally not getting it and they think GIRL POWER is the pits or wotever. Kill them. Kill them and take their money and run away. YAY. GIRL POWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# you bought it
didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I almost made it through the auditions to be a Spice Girl
but my cock became dislodged and slipped out of my thong before Gerry's did so I had to go and she got to stay.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I tell you what I want what i really really want. So tell me what you want whatyou really really want
I want you to murder your family with a blunt rusty object.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# nice action on the pond
... that's the true nature of forensic gardening!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I shall get my crop dust out
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# yes
without a doubt... I'll start photographing things.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Turn the lights off then
I shall squirt this Trowel with Luminol™
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# luminol is cool but shit
use phenolpthalein and h2o2 or use LCV
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Fuck any of that shit
get a pet vampire to sniff stuff and yowl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# you're all worrying me
am I drunk or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Turn the light off then
I shall squirt this trowel with phenolpthalein and h2o2, then bash it around a bit with a Light Commercial Vehicle
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# panel vans ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Isn't that the stuff that makes you poo yourself
if you eat too much chewing gum?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
A rich seam of hummus has been mined!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# it's all your fault
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Only because I got there first
If I had waited ten minutes then this would be all YOUR fault! :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# GOD DAMN YOU JOLIET
... damn she's quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# ... just a little TOO quick
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I find it suspicious
like she's slightly from the future a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I think this is the crux of the matter
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Phew!
Sorry I couldn't partake. I was just watching Arnold Schwartenegger being sworn in as Presedent of America on the telebox.

What did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
what colour socks was he wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Oh god
*chokes on coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# White
with pictures of Snoopy on them
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# silly they don't wear socks in the future.. only jesus sandals.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Only Jesus and his diciples wear the Jesus sandals
bunch of fucking hippies. Wandering the coastal resorts of Britain Jesu'rolling the tourists!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# quick.. lets get michael caine to star in it!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Can we get this straight please,
it is all thanks to Connor really ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# nope
he might have drawn a lully lighthouse


but it's Joliet's fault
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# that sets a risky presedence
... it's like saying about 40% of the board is thanks to the mighty mighty Quo...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Yes, yes it is!
LOLSCOOTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# it would have been your fault
if you were quicker...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I always wondered how you photoshop people find pictures of the background without the image you're shopping
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# If you're using a Canon camera it's embedded into the photo
You just have to scrape away the top layer
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# ?????????????????????????????????
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I'm liking the scary yoda that's to the left of the house :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I will have to try that on my Canon 16mm camera some time!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# You won't be disappointed!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# search: "rural scene of house in front of lake"
search: "rural scene of house in front of lake with house removed"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Marvellous!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I wish someone would make the other white house levitate
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahaa
I didn't see the text changing at first and thought.... eh?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Lovely..
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# New Scouts Profiency Badges
No doubt this has bin dun, eh?


appropos this news story
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I earned three of those
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Wankerscoutboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# and one for use of a white cane?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha!!
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# :D
it's not sexual abuse it's preparing them for any future attacks...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# haha :)
Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie wankshaft ging gang GOO ging gang GOO
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# The higher proficiancy is 'mutual wanking'
followed by giving the leader a BJ. I guess that's why they will be handing out condoms to scouts now :-s
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Pesky Little Comicses
13. New Guidlines.



de-ris

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA....
I love these!

*lick*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# lick indeed
randy bugger :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# We'll soon see who's dead or not
when I start licking them.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# This would work,
as everybody knows that dead people taste of Marmite when they are licked.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Precisely...
leave me in the room with the supposed cadaver and if you return to my howling and licking the curtains you'll know they're dead.

Marmite is the devil's own shit.

Bleh!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Marmite is ultimate win you freak!
I ran out on Saturday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Old blood smells like marmite. Trufax.
Or at least, MY old blood does.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# ..perhaps you are very yeasty...
...


(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# the ammount of elipses shows my unsureness of whether to post it.
meh :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Why I outta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# are you the source of all Marmite?
... perhaps the Australians should have a mythical quest to slay you... then Vegemite would win forevermore
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Sod off, Australians. Don't be killing me, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# YEAH
*shakes fist in anger*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Well that is because Jewish people are actually
37.8% marmite.

However, it is South African marmite as that is the only one which is Kosher.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# setdefricin marmite must be tried, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# That is?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Yerwhat?
Say it out loud. Setdefricin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Oh I see!
I was pronouncing the c as if it were an s sound, as in Ricin :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Ahhhhh. Well...don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# fun het icks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Pfffhahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hehehe
great
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Pfft!
EDIT: Has anyone seen Discomeats today? I have some news for him....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# haha nice.
although... I hate to say it, but if the NHS implement such a thing, it wouldn't guarantee death. I've seen people shot in the head but still survive. (a great epidsode of Cops (or something) showed them answering a call where someone had shot himself in the head as a suicide attempt, but only managed to blow his cheek and ear off.)

Might I suggest instead shooting, or hammering a wide stake where the back of the skull meets the neck, in what would be a fairly decent attempt at severing the brainstem. In the majority of cases, the person would die quite quickly, reducing the possibility that errors in diagnosis will occur.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# all this is detailed on the back of the piece of paper.
:p
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# phew!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# MERKINLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# according to the bloke on the today programme this morning
it might still depend on how cold their body was...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# that's where this came from
yay for being up early for work.. then never actually making it there. :).

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Arseface.
He shot himself in the head and didn't die.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# he also made the call, confusingly
and could still speak, although it was a little laboured. luckily, there were subtitles. yay for mostly unnecessary subtitles.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Unnecessary subtitles you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-MQH-9NrJ4
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I like the live ones on telly.
They make me think 'I should be doing this, not these illiterate bastards'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# haha
yes, they can be rather humourous at times.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# unlike me
who is humourous all the time. And sexy. And talented. And optimistic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# yes, yes you are.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# and what a rock career that followed
*may have invented that part of the comic.. not quite sure*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# No, that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# i always thought the most depressing thing in the world would be to be shit at suicide.
you're fed up, nothing's going your way, life's got it in for you and you can't even fucking kill yourself........YOU FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I wouldn't.
I'd just take it as proof of my invincibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I rmember some farmer was quite fucked off with everything, so he decided it was time to party with mr shotgun
he succeeded in removing half of his face

I think he tried to jump off a bridge too

there was definately a bridge in the story

/discomeats fails at anecdote blog

true story tho

edit: he didn't die, I guess I didn't make that clear :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ramblerambleramble......................
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
arrr !! aar dfmb blmbblaaa blaa

*falls asleep*

zzzz

zzZZZ

ZZZzzz

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# my thoughts too
unless of course you hallucinate a bit and come back convinced you're christ.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
*prints and distributes around hospital*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# hahahhahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
#

Click for biggegereer.

This is the penultimate strip of the Romeo & Juliet retelling. Blimey. It's only taken about 15 months with a few breaks. (It started here, if anyone's interested comic.matazone.co.uk/2007/07/02/poem-time/ ),

Click here to vote for this comic, or I'll never kiss you in that special way you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I Love You Matazone :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# The feeling is mutual.
Sexily so.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Yes, haunt their butts!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Parp!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Excellent.
I like the duck :)
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Who doesn't like ducks?
I actually saw a duck ducking under a fence a few days ago. I saw it, thought 'duck!', then giggled lots and probably looked very peculiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I'dve chased it under the fence...
probably whilst cackling.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I was wondering who they were fleeing from...
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Ducks and Chickens
must be chased at every opportunity... whilst cackling and shouting either 'ducks!' or 'chickens!'
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Everyone lurves a duck!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Executive Duck is Concerned
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# well, just look at them . . .
just look at them . . .they've all got bills . . .

/coat


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# ARGHCUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ARG
Marketer Ducks!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# quackers the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# yeah
quackers and rapists
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# duck rape is one of the top 10 least popular types of rape
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# What about Owl Rape?
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# people find it comforting to know that owls might no longer be endangered
if they let them rape them... also Owls will leave you an unscratched lottery scratch card worth up to £100,000!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# That's because it's never rape
They all ask you to do it
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Woo!
Top stuff Mata!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Cheers Dave :)
How've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# :D
now do Crime and Punishment ... I've always meant to read it but never bothered...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Bugger that.
I'd have to read it first too! I think I'll take a break from regular narratives for a while before I get into something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# that sounds like a good call
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# *returns*
*goes back to work* Ta-ta all!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# it seems to be going around today!
www3.barnesy.org/board/8851354
+woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Space Raiders of the Lost Ark


I've decided to leave this one black and white because;
A) I'm fundamentally lazy and more importantly,
B) It looked shit in colour.



(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# hehe liked it anywayz
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# ace!
*throws sand away*
all that digging for nothing....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# The best bit about this whole comic lark...
is leaving wierd, cryptic and nonsensical notes for myself at 2am so I can wonder what the hell I was on about when I get up in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# It looks very interesting.
and I'd like to delve further. Sadly it's too small and illegible for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I have sent you a gaz, sir.
Edit: and now I'm off to practice smoking like Lauren Bacall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# try and not do it like she whistles.
it will all go wrong for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# :D that head of your pleases me.
RIGHT I'm actually going now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Well then, my fine four fendered friend...


Have a linky to the whole sorry saga...
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# That's much better.
Thank you very much.

( I just have big monitors at ridiculous resolutions and often when there is no click for bigger I just can't read text or make out cluttered images. I am of course always drunk and this never helps )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# if you are using failfox there's an image magnifying extension
if you use internext exploder the zoom funtion on that works a bit better generally

edit: oh, zoom on furryfox seems to work sanely now too

I'm sure it didn't used to, maybe I was hallucinating
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Hahha, top stuff :D
random anecdote of the day:

I once bid on and won a packet of Space Raiders on eBay for the princely sum of £1.

I never recieved them, so I went Spaceraiderless.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# OUTRAGE!
I shall rally the troops!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# HUZZAH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# *rallys*
Nope... looks like it's just me. Still, I can cause enough mischief for about four people.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I found a packet of Space Raiders in the larder the other month.
I ate them, and only afterwards realised they went off 3 years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Did they taste any different?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Not really.
Hence my lack of noticing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# That's what you get when you make crisps in 'Strange Chemical' flavour...
I'd hate to taste the pickled onion they based that flavour on.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# spaceraiders are manufactured to withstand long space voyages,
and therefore taste as good ten years later as they would have done after first being purchased.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# That almost sounds like it could be true...
I'd probably believe you if this weren't b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# awesomeness
to the nth degree!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Obama raises 2 and a half times McCain’s revenue on campaign buttons alone.


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
reminds me to beg b3tusa for champaign tee shirts and stuff. who's got stuff they want to send me?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# this is a winner here.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Pfft!
Are you taking the Mickey (Mouse)?

EDIT: Also, they are fucking badges! Not buttons!

BUTTON

BADGES
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I use the American term
because it's an American subject.

Humo(u)r me :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# LOL!
I am only forgiving you because I love yoU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# in this country, we use commie unamerican words!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# hahahahahhahah! I bet they would sell well, too :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Gnome Chomsky anyone?

*Walks off grumbling*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
this is win to the power of 8!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Pfft!
Silly man :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# ^^ this
:S
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
#
Hims
/plolitics
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# this is a great help
Who?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# academic and all round clever so and so who is right about many things.
www.b3ta.com/board/8851306
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# no room in my world for any more academics and all round clever so and so's who were right about many things
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Philosopher scientist psychologist linguist political historian awesomeness person
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# A cunning linguist you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# he invented modern lingustics
... dunno if he did it cunningly or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# He must have shown an above-average amount of guile...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# haha
this is the bit where all the pseudo-intellectuals pop down from their own arseholes long enough to tell you who Noam Chomsky is and how familiar they are with his theory of generative grammar and his behavioural and cognitive studies.

*points at you*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I, as a pseudo-intellectual, studied his stuff in psychology
but have to say I didnt agree with it all.

In terms of plolitics, he's grumpy and arrogant, but often correct. At my uni they love to wank all over him though.

*pops back up arsehole*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# well quite
those bastards, how dare they know about stuff..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# He was gay about the WAR.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# bugman?
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# he looks very pleased with himself
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# wouldn't you if you'd managed to grow a beard which looked like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Woo
www.freethegnomes.com/
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Let the Band Wagons Roll....
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# shithouse!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] compost

Original
Netropolis and Repopolis
the most addictive games on the internets
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I am very confused by your post....
Edit: Just got it! SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# :D
very nice...

I have a new keyboard - it makes replying to things fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hahhahahah, I think this qualifies for a good spanging!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# OSABAMA!


I know it's been done before, but here's my attempt..
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# That's brilliant
but make sure you don't show it to the 'Merkins!
Edit: It's HUGE! Rez it!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Why not?
This is hardly the first time I've seen something like this- the rednecks and conservative wackos have been publishing such things for months, along with harping on the fact that his middle name is Hussein.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# that is absolutely HUGE but at the same time brilliant.
Might be an idea to optimise it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Deja vu can kill.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# it was just a glitch in the b3trix
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ^all of this
with added
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

i didn't notice the other one, same applies. looking at your site, you don't need optimisation tips at all, you clearly have the talent and i want to see more of your stuff, you can fix the size thing easy and become everyone's new favourite b3tan, would be a crying shame if you just ended up on countless ignore list because of something seemingly so trivial as a few too many kb's.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# or........
www.lemonparty.co.uk/floptimisation.htm

EDIT: probs best not to click this actually, i haven't a clue where you might end up....NSFW (maaaaaybe)
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Any geek knows its .org.
I'm tempted to get limeparty and start a shitty webcomic, but I don't know if I'll get around to it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# It's 125 over
M3ssential doesn't even get to post his half Megs.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# anything else you want to post?
tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# quick!
Replace it with a little big planet creature!

Eeeedgyyyy!
(Hektor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# ZOMG! it's true! eleventy. p.s. smaller
in other news - this is awesome www.moviestorm.co.uk/MSDB/MoviePageServlet?id=1051

Someones used the Halloween pack I made for Moviestorm to make a Billy Ocean video :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# that is really rather good
it also amuses me that they chose billy ocean
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# choice of song is easily as good as the visuals :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# i heartily agree
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# He reminds me of one of the characters
from that Harlem Globetrotters cartoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# And which one of these do you think is going to go viral first?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# you mean infect peoples PCs and format their hard drives?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Nicely animated, but terribly optimised...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# All this ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# and this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# you see, now you fucked it.
Apart from the fact it is too big there was no reason you could not have posted both your images in the same thread. Or is the main page just for you today?
Because you know all about not being selfish and pushing other people's work off the page because it's in the faq, which you have read. Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Everyone, hold on a second, stop everything
Pasanonic seems to be upset.

Something has gone seriously wrong here.

He might even decide to ignore someone in this thread!

Quickly! Someone get him an imaginary fleet of sail boats and a 12 year old boy to murder before we all regret it!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# now you've gone and done it :(
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *readies opposing light sources*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Ooooooohh
handbags at dawn!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Is he going for a double FP?
Deserved quite frankly. Genius.
(Bob the Scutter, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# As much as it makes me smile
I can't help but worry that someone will use this animation for the wrong reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Oh now that is rude.
Do you really think politicians would EVER use something like this in a misdeed?

How underhanded do you think they are?

You should be ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# MISTER PINEAPPLE. DO GO ON.
Actually don't, I'm too pissed to be posting.

Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# sweet dreams jelly bean
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I agree
it's probably on some right wing KKK KFC morons website by now...

who knows, it might end up being McCain's last ditch attempt at getting in... just this gif running on a huge screen behind him and him going "eh? have you noticed eh? eh? I mean - I don't think I have to say it do I? eh?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Joe the plumber will just stand there pointing at for five hours on c-span
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I'm sure the people that would have already made their own version in paint by now
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I like this lots, but:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# heh heh pure magic
*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Nicely done!
but I don't think anyone said...

IT'S TOO BIG PLEASE OPTIMIZE!!
or are you just ignoring them?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# FP THIS NOW MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# :OD
Splendid!

right, I really am off for lunch now
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# They should put the light on when it gets dark...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Yeah,
well, bollocks to you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha
best comeback ever! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# fat gay lion
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# hahahahha, that deserves a huge spanging :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Prepare for spanging in 4...3...2...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# haha!!
almosy worthy of the pun master general himself!

can i stick this here,
not worth it's own thread
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# =D
paint and boredom is a dangerous thing
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Hussein - McCain, they're all the same?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# The Shatner
with a tasche and a tan

edit: or Dustin Hoffman in Hook without the pirate hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# pffft
I never noticed that before! Perhaps they're distant cousins..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# that is absolutely HUGE but at the same time brilliant.
Might be an idea to optimise it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Deja vu can kill.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# it was just a glitch in the b3trix
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
#
tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# So what you are saying.
Is that McCain is actually Burt Reynolds?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# way too big
250k tops please
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# It looks like the postman form the TV show 'Cheers'
EDIT: John Ratzenberger
www.imdb.com/name/nm0001652/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Beans, beans, good for your heart...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# good lord!
look at him go
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I do not want to be below him for the afterburners!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I think
I used to live with that guy
(Cylon Bum Raider already knows how this will end, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# The hidden perils of being a yolk...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I want one of those little popping toys you used to get with cereals....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Teehee!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# heh heh had to...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# What you talking about, Willis?
(daio, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# See
I just don't get this Willis business. Is it an American thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Wasn't it the little fellah's catchphrase?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Yeah
but why did he say it? Who's Willis?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Willis,...
Willis was his Brother
(daio, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# His name was Arnold,
his brother was called Willis.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Yes, in (shudders at spelling) Diff'rent Strokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# '78-'86
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diffrent_Strokes
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Yeah, they're not the A-Team though are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# They certainly are not!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I remember thinking
many years ago when I was younger and used to watch that, about the time I had hormones on a mission, that I would like to pound Kimberley until her eyes bled ( and I don't mean with my fists. )
How Ironic that if I'd waited just a few years and took her a ten dollar bag of brown I could have.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha
A little bit of wee came out afer reading that!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Aaah Dana Plato..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# This post has been brought to you by the number 2 and the letter DAMN YOU JOLIET!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# lighthouses are the new pylons
pass it on
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# OH GOD
IT MOVED
(Hektor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahahaahah
that'll learn you to aminate
here, have an old one to cheer you up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# bobbins
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Wow,
That looks like what Stephen K. Amos just did on Good News Week, except his lightouse was black...

Wait a minute
(Hektor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# really? I did this a couple of years back
one of my first FPs. You got a link to it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# hahah, that's just utter awesomeness :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Bloody hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# "Artists impression of the Lighthouse of Alexandria utilising death ray to destroy roman invasions one of the seven wonders of the ancient world"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# yay
that's well good
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# oooh what's this?
cor!


such filth!

*edit* and that's just plain hatstand....


...but it might just work...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# But where are we going to get the magnesium and sandwich toaster needed to pull it off?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hmm - leave the magnesium to me - but you'll have to source the sandwich toaster
here: try this www.getyoursandwichtoastersher.com
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# hahahah, brilliant :D
Must be a nuclear lighthouse, it appears to be suffering form the "China Syndrome"....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# O_o


what's going on, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# hahahaha that is utter class!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] compost



oops dropped this - pearoa
(teasus likes tea, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# OM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Those cookies aren't real
No bridge.

EDIT: that's ace by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ta.
the floury line between the boards on tha table was supposed to represent the bridge.
(teasus likes tea, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Of course it could be the wooden boards of a footbridge
but that would be a criminal waste of cookies.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Pahahaha!
*Stifled collegelol*
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# You've got two in one there...
I see a rendition of Shibboleth, from the Tate Modern streaking its way across the picture just below the helicopter....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# arf!
Yeah I meant that to happen.
(teasus likes tea, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# And on that note
time for lunchie munchies
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Sorry connor


Please go here and click to help me atone for this sin.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# hahahah, oh dear, oh dear.... SPPPAAAANNNGGGG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Now cover it in gasoline and coke
and call it a Whinehouse.
(Hektor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# ha, there was also a thing about how before there was a lighthouse
they put a bell there. but it was stolen by a dutch pirate. i think thats great. "yesh, this ish my bell now, i will be taking thish bell in my boat, yarr"
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahah wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# hmm
Must have thought it was an overturned spitoon, where else is he going to put the leftovers from his pipe and crepe?
(Hektor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Ha ha ah!
I just read that story you linked me!

Aces!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# he probably took it so he could tell when he was near rocks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Hahaha
crazy Dutch bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# The many faces of Tara Reid
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# chick from American pie
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I never got that film
probably because it was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# sourpuss
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# YES, YES I AM
and I smell of poo and wee
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# ^ this
purile American shite, as subtle as a baseball bat to the head
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Fucking agreement.
Like the Scary Movie franchise (inclusive of epic etc), they can fuck right off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# RAAAGE
I watched Disaster movie two weeks ago, I can still boil water with the bulging vein on my forehead
(Hektor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# was it that bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I like that they start writing "parodies" for movies before the movies have even finished being shot
they just "make fun of them" based on the trailers.

I've seen Scary Movie but I have yet to see Disaster Movie. I really want to. They bring in incredible amounts of money.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# ^this with huge fucking bells on
I really hate all that shite...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# why do you watch it then?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I've only seen a few in their entirety
I make a point of avoiding them in general. I have however seen on occasion clips that are meant to be the best bits of the films, and they have been some of the most unfunny "comedy" I have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Surely to be able to bitch about something you have to experience it or a bit of it.
I'm off for a cigarette. This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# She has been in good films as well.
Like The Big Lebowski....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# kuddo's for that one
but she fucked it up by doing the alone in the dark thing
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Never heard of that, thank fuck :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# i watched american pie for the millionth time on friday
what a difference 8 years makes
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# 8 years of drinking too much
edit: arch
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
#
to too
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# *HORNS*
*FEARS*
*HORNS*
*FEARS*
*HORNS*
*FEARS*
*HORNS*
*FEARS*
*HORNS*
*FEARS*
*HORNS*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# :(
This makes me very sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I am confused and aroused
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Tara Reid? Arse like any other woman? You're joking.
I might tattoo a face on mine, one day. Stephen Fry's, possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I don't think I'd tattoo a face on Stephen Fry's arse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# That is one of the many difference between you and I.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# why when there are so many better things to tattoo on his arse? Like a giant moustache.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *votes for my face*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I won't say what I almost did
although rest assured it was hilarious.

You on one, Fry on the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I'm going to have to know.
The only things I can think of are rude.

and the other thing I thought of, is getting me tattooed in the middle of your bum doing a Kenneth Williams impression, but that's sort of rude as well.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# :D or an Al Jolson jazz hands....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I really don't think that arse is representative of 'any other woman'
Of all the real life arses ive seen, ive NEVER seen one as flat and saggy as that :S
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# She's mid walk, thus mid jiggle
and unless you've been hanging around with Walken you wouldn't have really seen that for longer than a nanosecond before.

Anyone with a tiny amount of fat on their bottom (so everyone) ripples when they walk a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I'd say NSFW
but only because I just got fired over this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# i suggest you sell your body.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# SELL IT TO ME
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Sold: one medioce body.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# why? it wasn't like an ripped open pussy or chubby sex
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Oh FFS
Faq, etc.

I've been told off for far less. If it can be interpreted as porn from a long distance away, it's NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# will keep that in mind next time
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Thanks
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Still looks better than my arse
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# OMG NEW CELEBRITY SHOCK PHOTOS CELEBRITIES ARE NOT ALL SMOOTH HAIRLESS ÜBERBEINGS LETS ALL LOOK AT HOW FAT THEY ARE SO WE DON'T FEEL SO DEPRESSED ABOUT OUR OWN BORING, TALENTLESS EXISTENCE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# too late for that, I already feel "FEEL SO DEPRESSED ABOUT OUR OWN BORING, TALENTLESS EXISTENCE"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# buy less/more Heat magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# HATE MAGAZINE
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I do have to admit
I thought I'd stumbled on the Heat website when I pressed F5 then.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I have to admit, it's copy-pasted from the Heat website.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *points up, nods head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
#
The scariest thing about "along in the dark".

T'was on once. I'm glad I didn't watch the whole thing.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# me 2 it had Uwe Boll written all over it.
I made it for 15 mins.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
#
you see some muscle bound guy at the beginning trying to kill Slater and seems to have the healing powers of Claire Bennet and has nothing to do with the game and you know it's gonna be a bad film.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hear
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Well, I've no idea who this is nor why i should care,
but I feel a lot better about my arse now...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I love your arsch
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# She's got an arse like Gordon Ramsey's face
I don't know who she is by the way...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# lol, I had to do a shop about that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

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