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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# This is getting very interesting
Are they all in the same room now or not?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# shush, you've spoilt it now
*is expecting an XMen Danger room type thing to happen first*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# *deploys sentinels*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# dirty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
#
i'd prefer a "lights out silent hill style" thing
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# What you mean like a booby trapped room?
Or just literally a room full of danger?

"This concept of peril is frightening me!"
"SHUT UP WOMAN!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# it's where they do their training in the comics
loads of impossibly designed robots and lasers and things like that attack them, and then, shockingly they go wrong, and they have to er, do exactly what they were doing anyway.

It seems to happen at least 3 or 4 times a year, maybe more often in the cartoons.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# It's like
when they all buggered off to the Holodeck on the Enterprise.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Watch out for malfunctions...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# This is without a doubt my most favourite of your images.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Only because you are in love with Riker, and his alarming tendancy to rest one foot on the back of people's chairs
and his trombone skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Only Beardy Riker
Shaven Riker is not to be trusted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Really?
Well thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Welcome, pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# In other news, I'm going to do a shop of Han Solo next
It seems to be a sure-fire way to get on the Front Page...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Star Wars bores me rigid.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Oh well...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Just imagine being the poor holodeck programmer that had to write the subroutine for "cleanup holodeck"...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# this deserves wooage of the highest order!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Pea roasting
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# instant classic that.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Oh they fucking loved that holodeck on TNG.
"Oh no the holodeck's gone mad ...again.. and Professor Moriaty has teamed up with robot Hitler and zombie Mao!!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# "I am EVIL LINCOLN!"
I love that futurama episode.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# http://evillincoln.ytmnd.com/
yes, that was a good episode.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# And then the 'safety' almost always seemed to magically break at the first possible opportunity.
Who coded their system for christ's sake?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# It's not the programmers fault...
Just 'cause the Feds ran all their ships on Windows ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Oh yes!
I think it featured in the very start of one of the films as well.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# jeesus!
When I read this yesteday, I read 'bio-composting' and therefore assumed Scarlet meant the khazi. God I'm so easily confoozed.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# hmmmm, was wondering that, myself :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# sadly they were killed by the close quarters blast
the end
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
#
And the blood written message
"You are dead" lines the last panel.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# they should have carried more typewriter ribbons with them...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I likes drawin' 'splo-shuns :D
KAA-BOOOOM
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# You missed out on a cracker
In the last frame Pip should have said: "You're only supposed to blow the bloody hinges off!"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# yayayay they found her!
awesome as ever sir *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Story tyme! Yays!

EDIT: Those night vision goggles suit her.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Yep! Yep! Yep! indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# THOOM!
poit!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# poot
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# NO!
poit!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# oh my
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Wotcha!
How's me favouritest kerazzey persing?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# surviving!!
i must contact you about booking you for next year to play during the wedding breakfast...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Ah ye got me...
I can never find the decent 'poot' image from SA.

...but trust me it's out there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Nah, Poit!
Poit. Poit. Poit. Poit. Poit!!!!!

Edit: Yay - Poit!
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Hooray!
Now all they've got to do is rescue the furry chicks and get the hell out of there.

Will any of the next few frames involve a trash compacter?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# When the wife worked for a computer company that rhymes with Tompusys
they used to make him CLIMB IN their compactor to move stuff about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Forgive my lack of understanding...
but does that not in some way defeat the object of having a compactor in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# move stuff about
not crush it himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Indeed, that's why most companies employ a golem for these purposes.
GOLEM! CRUSH!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Did he have a permit for working in a confined space?
/h&s rant
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# oh my
i have seen pictures of the results of people doing that - i went green
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# They are 100%, pure organic, Tesco Finest bastards.
That's not their only legally questionable activity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# nothing
eye infection
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# they'll more than likely get some sort of
comeuppance ... hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Christ!
At a large printers I used to work for, one guy was working late one night IN one of the printing machines and managed to get himself crushed. We didn't find out until the following day, when we were trying to find out why the paper was coming out pink.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# oh oh oh oh oh
OH OH OH OH OH

OH!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I think
"shitshitshitRRRAAAARGHHHshitshitshitI'MBEINGFUCKINGCRUSHEDARRRGHFUCKSHITMYLEGSARRRGGGHHHH" is more appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# :D he then moved onto printing
and cut himself open on plates at least once a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# that's fucking gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# it took a long while to get over the shock
:(
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# and clean out the presses
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Yeah i can imagine, he'd be pretty fucking flat too!!
badum-tish!!

*inappropriate lols*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Hewlett-Packard?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# urgh - I'm going home
everyone's done my ideas better and quicker than me today...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# awww does prof want a mop and a cuddle?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I fink so...
this week's been a bit rough on the soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# he used to work for Apple?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# How many of these should I expect, boys?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# how many computer companies can you think of?
... erm Acer, Asus, Compaq, Dell... meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Better than working for peanuts.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# depends on the market value of either comodity
the weight you receive as remuneration... and the shelf life and associated logistical costs of housing and trading the goods.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# WEY HEY
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# hey hey!!
not long now untill there's an opportunity for a mass squirrel lesbian orgyfest eh jack?

eh?

EH?

EEHH?

*nudges*

FUCKING DO IT!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# now add pigs.
instant pigs appear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# haha what?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# bout time!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# gah! have we got to wait for next week to see more? *sits on edge of seat*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Woo...
* Runs through door and barricades himself in...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I've just gone back and read about the last 30 of these.
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# For God's sake, Pip,
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# FLAP REVERSED IT
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# This is a loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I have no idea
what "FLIP REVERSED IT" is meant to mean. This is the nearest my feeble mind can get to it and Flap's been absent way too long.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Well you are meant to put your thing down first!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# nope, still lost
and cold

so very cold
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# he's keeping IT real!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I appreciate this



on a side note, why am i so fucking cold?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Do you
live in a freezer?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# no.
well, atleast i don't think i do.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Are you
anywhere near a witches tit?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# You're never more than 10 feet away from a witch's tit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING GOD
right - I'm off to start my own board... with blackjack and hookers.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# POKER AND PROPS I TOLD YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# go on then
but just because you're lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# and because you shouted it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Yeeeeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# In fact, forget the blackjack
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Nah, that'd be Black Jack
I think he was a gardener. This is blackjack. It's what he called his knob.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# FACT:
in London you're never more than 16' away from a witches tit...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Hahaha get out of my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# how did you do that?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# MIND PISS
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# b3ta is the enemy of
originality...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# 100% FACT
This could be why this country is so bleedin cold, it is shaped like a witches tit.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# the national road system is based on a network of
witch's tits which was laid down many aeons ago in the 70s... that's why no one gets the train anywhere, because it's cheaper and more annoying to fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# It is
colder by train.
I think they should start including witches tits on weather maps...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# You might be dead
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# The burning pile of limbs in the corner has died down?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Dunno but I'm fucking freezing as well
I think it's about 5 degrees out there which doesn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# whine whine whine whine whine
you're too cold because you're a naked skinny animal cowering in the bushes...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# but in a sense
aren't we all?

*rubs chin*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# in the sense that we're also all
not whatever it was that I said, then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Mmmm
i see, i see...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Cos you're a Polar Bear
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha! win :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Yay for flap!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I think
I've been to that website...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# *nods sagely
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# *adds rosemary*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# no thyme for that
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Louis Armstrong Pie
All the thyme in the world...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# BHA HA HA HA HA
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Bonnie Tyler has a website with just mpegs of heart surgery..
www.totallyclipsoftheheart.com
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# *starts to cry*
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# BURDZ!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# haha
i concur with the "yay for flap" a couple of posts above
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# hoorah for norks!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I also concur with this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Don't bother going online tonight
Our super-powerful IT dept is apparently taking the whole internet down.

(yo_daniel feeling good, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# it needs a reset does it?
(waxdart hello., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# harharhar
that's sooooooooooo funny. thanks. srsly. thks. ssly. tks.

EDIT: also, they apologies? what?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# yeeeeaaarrrrssseee
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# the sods!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Do you work on a Russian submarine?
/spooks blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Yo Daniel!
Bog off!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# We apologies?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# ffs
what am i supposed to wank to now?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# go to the local playpark like everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# good idea
some exercize will take my mind off of my woes.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# trick or treaters?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# ha haha
"Got any sweets?"

"Give me a second..."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# wank
into a hat
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# which record company do you work for?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# OH - it's like that is it?
FINE - I'll start my OWN record company... with black jack and hookers!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I'm not a fan of R & B
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# bwahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# THE BOUNDERS!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# ZOMG!!!!123445
You work for EDS!

Arrrgggghhhh!!!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# He'll do it too!
(waxdart hello., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Love Blazing Saddles
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges."
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# oh
more of this please
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Ha! This concept works well.
Obama strolling into the Oval office, pens drop from hands, jaws gape open, etc. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Vote for me or the nigger gets it!
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Us election, check, silly, check, ok!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# yes
yes

yes
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
EDIT: have you shopped mccain's face at all? he looks like a mash of mccain and bush.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# McCain has no control over his face
also - his legs are worked by a troupe of immigrant midgets who live in his pants... and he smells of wee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
i seriously reckon he probably does smell of wee. he's so old lookin i can just imagine that old mans aroma following him around.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# It is indeed a face swap, but just to get one of his better silly expressions onto him,
the original is very mundane indeed: wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2008/09/26/image4482030.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# blazing sadles?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# no - it's just the way I'm sitting
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Coffee+keyboard
son of a...
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# clickety
click!
(juicygi, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:24, archived)
# I Will Survive


Click to watch my Halloween animation.
(Best with the music on.)

Previous year's (scarier) animations can be found collected lovingly here.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# *glees*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Are you still
pedalling out this same old shite. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Yes indeedy.
It's all rubbish really. How're you matey?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Yeah,
not too bad. Still pedalling out the same old shite...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# So I see :)
Those pics on your site remind me of this one I did years ago:
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# What
have you done to your face?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# A vast amount of optimisation.
I wasn't even wearing sunglasses! That was just how it looks after the shadows were enhanced to reduce the number of colours.

And plastic surgery. Lots of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Just think,
the same effect can be acheived by staying up all night and drinking. I've seen the results...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# That would be considerably easier
for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# eye eye cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Top drawer
etc.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Up yours, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# obaminate it!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# It's funny because they are both black
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Proberbly bin dun
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Pahahaha!
It just fits so well...
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# PFfft
I don't think your're ready for this Jelly...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0jtZUcdUMM&feature=related
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# GREEN JELLY
"Where's my Jelly!"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# this one's good aswell
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

I've never done this before, so for me it's still original.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
#
And a bit overused on a whole
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# DONT SADDEN MY JOY
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
#
But Joy is the reverse of Yoj...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# truer words have never been spoken
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
#
Oh you
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# HAHAHA
*clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# lovely! :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I think so
but probably not as well as that!

Woo!

Edit: I had to have a play...

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

EDIT2: Congrats on the front page! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Now i have georges voice quoting lines from starwars
I think this film would have been better with thease actors.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Geoffrey
rocks as Han. World-weary space dog, and sometime Sainsbury's shelf replenishment operative.
(rogerzilla, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Nice
and more nice
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# your all clear kid
now lets blow this thing and go home for story time
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# That's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# jebus!
Where you been hiding?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# At home.
I'm not very good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# As long as you counted to a hundred first!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# It took a while
I had to get my cock out to count higher than 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Ah the inch count:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Well
89 inches obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*click*

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Needs more Rod, Jane, and Freddy.
:D
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I cannot imagine any situation
where this phrase would be true.


unless it involved some kind of giant mincer...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# ace! similarly
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Dennis Wise
In the background... with his goggly-eyes!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I find your lack of rod, jane and freddy disturbing.....
hehehehe, actually, it's utterly awesome, uber WOOs, sir!


edit: some minor mind pissage there :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# "It's as if millions of people suddenly started playing with their twangers and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# :D
also similarly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# *Approves* FTW
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Considering that Han Solo and Chewbacca seem to be targets of the day....
...May I post my own take on the Solo/Chewbacca relationship, from this year's Cologne Comedy Fest?

de.youtube.com/watch?v=G9xibgxMEc8
(I helped save b3ta! Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Oh go on
.....
(I helped save b3ta! Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# What
do I get out of it?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Erm...
Packet of jelly babies?
(I helped save b3ta! Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Do you
have a sister?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# You probably already know her..
...She's a probation officer.
(I helped save b3ta! Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I never touched her!
It was all a mistake...

You can't prove anything...

I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# ahem

Front page 5th Sept 2002
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# That
was six years ago for crikeys sake...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Just
saying
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Heh
I'm five months older than you in B3ta time.
What scares me is that it doesn't feel like that long ago...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Haha
True. I remember your stuff, back in the 'good old days'
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Yes,
I was very talented indeed...you did alright yourself..
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Thanks.
I noticed your username recently, which I hadnt seen for years
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# yes
I thought I remembered it
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# If you don't mind
That's my new desktop picture. Cheers!
(meat2veg hello!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Yes it has a few times
But thats about the best I've seen I think
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# woo this is the good.
Ahem, did somebody say pearoast?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ?
surely that's the unedited original picture there????

woob varch and glibbet
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# god damn special editions
why doesn't Lucas stop messing with them?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha! Ace, sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# hahaha top class :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# there are so many wonderful variations
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# lol the front page repeats itself

Great minds think alike, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Who did
The Button Moon vs Death Star thing, we need to see that again...
(SD6 , lurking until:, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Fool
It actually took me about 20 seconds to realise the trickery. Obviously deep down I believe that Bungle was a, admittedly camp, Wookie.
(I helped save b3ta! paulieg La, la, la, not listening, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Again McCain, AGAIN!
That's the spot!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
outstanding!!

Edit: looks nothing like Mandelson though! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Über-smug!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Soup + herb = ^this
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# TIMOTHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah! oh that's getting a click!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Ace!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# ARGHS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# This one just gets better every time I see it.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Top Stuff, sir.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# i don't think i'm ready for this jelly
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Close, but no cigar
as Clinton would say....
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Saucy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Ooer
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Why
do I suddenly get a sense of impending doom when I look at this.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] McCain - he's a cheeky boy


Yes i know i ripped the idea from my darth vader one
(Knutsack, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# with a neck like that, he should be in the remake of the Exorcist
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# with a neck like that he should be one post further down....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# don't make fun of his condition, dude
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# THEY ARE NECKROPHILIACS
oops
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# oh, you are having a giraffe....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Aaaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ZOMG!
brokeen necky!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hahahha!
Nicely done...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# This gives me neck-ache!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# NEEDS MORE COMMENTS
At the moment, if i scroll down to cut off his face I get that rather unsexy dogging arse :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# arrghh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
brokin nek
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# 's ok
I done the same last night!
*whores* b3ta.com/board/8890131 ;)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Oh I say....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# FACE RAPE
...in the face
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# i fuckin love a bit of facerape
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Use my mouth like a....mouth
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# holy shit
is that a Vauxhall? Looks like a 2 litre to me
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Classic Alan Partridge style response
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Hope they didn't go for the suede seats.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Dogging just got public
Woo
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# If you're not dogging in public
you're doing it wrong.

I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Shhhhh
Call it "freedom of expression"/art
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hahahah
fucktastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Ah
BDSM
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# :D
that got a giggle
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Last time me and some friends saw doggers, they tried to run us over.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# how would you know, unless... you....were... THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# nom nom nom
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
looks like a picture river ghost would take of his street!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Why is that arse-faced man head-butting the windscreen?
And is this SFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# DOES IT LOOK LIKE PORN?
If so, it's pretty shit porn, tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Okay, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Zip yourself up then!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# just.....a few..... more....... seconds.......
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# speed hump
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# HOW WAS YOUR HOLIDAY!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# how'd he twist his arms around that way? looks painful
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Brand & Baillie
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
just logged back in to this and
words fail me. wyh!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Queeny!!!!
How are the Dickens you?
Looking forward to a weekend of alcohol etc., explosions and baked potatoes? I know I am...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
My boss just dropped his sandwich when he saw this!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# haha
pure greatness
(Knutsack, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Oooh Jack!
Is that the Titanic theme tune I hear?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# That's stamina for you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# cheap knock off
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# with 'shoppery skills like that, you must work for The Mail...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# with sarcasim skills like that
you must be an alien Mason!

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *offers handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *bears nipple*



/took a knife to Paddington
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# The poor bear
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# i didn't touch Winnie!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I should think not!
Whatever would Nelson say?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# he'd say
"i do not find Harry Enfield very funny at all"
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# neigh!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# at least i dont steal my jokes off the radio
:P
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# where do you steal them from then?
/have I? News to me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# yass yass
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# please elaborate, I'm all ears
ah, you refer of course to this:
www.b3ta.com/board/8656887
where I explained where I got it from at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# cleverly ninja'd
dash it outfoxed again!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I knew it rang a bell about the radio thing
you make my memory work far too hard on a friday!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# we found your ear-prints all over this audio file....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# *comes clean*
/not. a. word.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# HA!
Very good. :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Needs moar lost armie laptop
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Ooh I know
/Sybil blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I've signed up to a better class of spam

Mind if I park this here?
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# (Chortles)
w/y/h
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] And you're sure Obama is gonna stack the chairs, yeh?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Heehee
edit: oh a thread vanished!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Keyser soze?
perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Paul Daniels
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# not allot
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahem, yes.


the things I do to please you people.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ...oh no... you didnt... DELETE TEH THREAD?????????
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Yes.
FLIP REVERSED IT, YOU WHINING PROSTITUTES!
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# because you used the phase "FLIP REVERSED IT" all is forgiven.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# grrr
1. dont repost in new threads
2. dont delete threads
3. dont mention the tufty club
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Of course, insisting that people don't repost in new threads
and that they don't delete threads creates something of a moral vortex, doesn't it
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# DID YOU JUST MENTION THE TUFTY CLUB????
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I did. I'm glad I did.
And I'll mention it again and again until the constitution is amended!
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# eep!
*puts fingers in ears, rocks back and forth whilst singing the soundtrack to Silent Running*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Rule two
need not apply if people would just read the faq instead of ignoring it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I read the FAQ and FORGOT it.
There's a difference. (except the bit about file size, that's my favourite bit)
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# First rule of Tufty Club: YIFF YIFF GRRR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# YIP YIP WOOF
*slams gavel down*
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Well I'll let you off this time... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Oooh, I just scrolled past this quickly
and it looked like...
wate I'll shop it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *anticipates*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Yays. Sorry I had to!

I'm loving this image:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
Both good! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha CELILING OBAMA IS WATCHING YOU LOSE THE ELEKSHUN
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# good call.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Probably forgotten in Grandaughtergate


deris news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/default.stm
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *outrages*
/hutu blog
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# dont mess with my hutu
.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# ok
*sips um bongo*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# *raises glass of Ki-ora*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# put that down
it's just for me and my friends
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# ...
friends dog
oddly enough we had this discussion in my office yesterday - I thought it was' friends' but was proved wrong by my colleagues.

It's no wonder very little work ever gets done here...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# well it's DEFINITELY too orangey for crows
& yes, you're right now I think about it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# but we all adore, KI-ORA.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# actually
it's sugary pisswasser.
Give me Purdeys and a Scotch egg any day.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# it could be worse... we could be drinking Sunny-D
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *vomits blood onto cock*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# oooh can you still get that?
I need to top up my bike's brake fluid...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# we also discovered
that Um Bongo had a short-lived sister drink named 'Um Ognob'...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of Hutu.
You do what?
Remind me of the babe!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# hutu and the blowfish?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# elite special forces?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# 3rd Highland Mong Battalion
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Concerned of.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Pssst...
departments' department's.

Sorry.

I do like, though...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# There might be more than one department...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# It's the council
There will be at least eleventy departments to open the letter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Fair point.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Pfft!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# i want to live in
Pant Y Wacco.

i think it's in wales
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I've seen worse campaign slogans...


Original
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# well hot dog we have a weiner
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Tuvok's got a brother?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Tis MOST woo, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Thanks!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hahahah, *click* long and prosper! top 'shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Crikey.
*explodes in a Obama/Spock love-a-thon*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# It's only bloody Jon Tickle!
Uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)

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