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If Bob Holness had run the election...

things would've turned out a whole lot different.

[map accurate as of about 3.30am GMT, I think]

(yo_daniel feeling good, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)

Unfortunately...

www.b3ta.com/board/8891542

Still a good idea, though.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)

buggar

teach me to sit on ideas for a few days before getting around to making them...

(yo_daniel feeling good, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)

pfffft!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)

Ha!

"i'll have a shit please Bob"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

Hahaha!

Well I didn't see the post that Eagle is on about, before so you get a hearty click and the satisfaction of imagining me dancing around my office singing the Blockbusters theme tune!

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

It's an x-factor tran

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

I've had her!

* Last night in Amersham

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

She must have fallen asleep on the train from Aldgate

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

bwahahaha

that took me a little while.....

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Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

Bobby Gillespie?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

tranny grannies i like bestest

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)

*packs up whelks in old kit bag and smiles, smiles, smiles*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)

don't know about any whelk kits... but here is a katkit

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

heheheh

* Coffee in keyboard moment

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

Why does it have two heads?

WHY?

(Seebeedee, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

spare parts..

same reason it has 5 noses

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

i thought they were nipples

(dogof2head, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

so you can put beaks on them

and build a FEAR!

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

one's for rape

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Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

Brilliant!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

Frankie Goes to Hollywhelk

Whelkome to the Pleasuredome

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

classic

o hai popular whelk hand

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

dammit freebs

I burrowed down to page 6 of the google search results to find that hand!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

As requested its in colour now.

Click for bigger (240KB)
Strange man is now all coloured in.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

wow.

this is art.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

Some of these are reminding me of a weird card based RPG

from the 90s I like the style..

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

You don't see them this ethnic very often

Should I applaude or do you think he'd take offence?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

~~offence~~ his pants off

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

*applauds*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

Where have my pants gone?

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)

pants land

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

That's quite marvellous

and saves me from rendering it (I get a but OCD when I see line art or sketches and file them away for later painting. )

Mind if I repost my picture from Saturday so that my weekday working chums get to see it?

click thumb for slightly bigger.

(2588x3000 2.5MB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)

*loves*

Do Sweetums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

erm

sweetums? My memory is a bit hazy these days and to be honest I was not much of a muppet fan in my yoof.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)

Sweetums!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

haha

what?

I'll give it a go. I was deliberately trying to avoid the very furry ones ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)

Ah ok, so why'd you do Animal?

;)

*thinks*
Sam the Eagle :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)

Stop distracting him!

He is doing Statler and Waldorf now ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)

*awaits this with enormous anticipation*

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)

bindun . . . C];0)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

what program

did you use. doesnt look like photoshop or illustrator to me

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)

How could I not do Animal?

Most people say he's the favourite.
I'm doing Statler and Waldorf next. I'm just short on time this week. Animal took 2 days and I have definitely bitten off more than I can chew.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)

Does Sweetum....

How was that for you?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

Yay!

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

I have loads for you to render if it'll help with twinges of OCD :)

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

I'm always up for a bit of collaboration.

I'm just not very good with time management so can never say when something will be completed.
I have some portraits that I am months behind with ( and seriously need to get on that )
I've started Statler and Waldorf for this series.
I have some comic book line art that I'm 2 week behind on ( and I need to do that, it's pro work )
Plus I foolishly promised to do a guest strip for NobbyNobody which is going to stretch me.
having said all that if there is something of yours that you would like me to finish in my style then please feel free to gaz something to me and it will go in the to do folder.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

That is beautiful!

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

That deserves extra o's in your woo

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)

Xerxes from 300?

'tis woo

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)

amazing.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)

Dhalsim put on some weight?

woo!

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

If your old boilers had it...

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)

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Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)

rofl!!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)

I saw this an though of you...

NOON Mr Fire Arse

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)

hehe

after noon here already!

how are you wobbly?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

I'm good..

Don't get on here as much as I would like though, much to the relief of you lot.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

good one!

edit: is that by any chance a Volvo?
MEH...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)

heh!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

*cuts through testosterone with a machete*

Woo! :OD

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)

testosterone?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)

:OD

Yay!

Which reminds me... *puts kettle on*

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

please test it first!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

Well, I can report that the kettle passed the physics exam

but failed miserably at English Literature.

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)

which is much more important than physics

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)

my 'edit' was just you pissing on my mind

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)

haha ....gashtronomic

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)

reminds me of

www.northerngasheating.com

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WormuIus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

ooooffff. Now ^that^ is a blindingly badly thought out url

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

Haha

www.expertsexchange.com

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

also

www.penisland.com

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)

Ha ha ha.. What?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

hahahaha

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

harharhar :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

Haha, I like how they panicked and made a two-colour lettering in the logo

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)

probably bindun

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)

TeeHee!

*Click*

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)

Needs more Hoff singing

but woo

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

^ This muchly

It was because of him they brought the wall down, dontcha know?!

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)

;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

Make your own hole!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

haha

sweeet

(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)

Needs more the wall fucking him back by eating his leg

om nom nom

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

i can swear that i saw this somewhere

probably b3ta. the wall had eyes.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

It's been all over the internet

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)

oh.. i'm sorry.. i don't know any parts of the internet

outside of b3ta :(

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

more roastage..

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

haha

! oh god

(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)

Pfffffft!

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Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

Bandwagons, I love em

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

Scandalous!!!!!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)

Hahaha

That I like.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)

I'd pick her whelks any day.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)

as my mate said the other day

you'd pick her whelks, but you'd not give her your number the next morning

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)

Depends on the motion of the ocean.

Wer'e going for a seefaring based inuendo theme I guess?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)

so it breams

i think she was just indicating that Miss Perry is mad as a box jellyfish

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)

will you two stop carping on?

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Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)

hahaha

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

Alright, alright...

No need to trout.

(Lordfudgington is hiding the expense report filed on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

Hahahaha

oh freebs, you loon :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)

hurrah!

whelktastic.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)

"The taste of your salty proboscis"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)

*chicken salad sandwich / keyboard interface scenario*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)

You're so easily pleased ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)

So it has been said...I seem to recall

/failing memory blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

Why are you so obsessed with whelks?

/Arthur Dent blog

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)

is it

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)

indeed

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)

Just how much fun can you have with a crustacean?

PS. Why did you thank me?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)

because you signed up

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)

Oh Right...

* Actually signed up last year and is still wearing the same Whelk.

and the smell has gone now

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)

"And I still can't see the connection," said Arthur,

"with whelks."

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)

I blame Wasp Box

I'm sure it's his fault

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)

^ This

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)

pickled surely?

I don't know. I have no idea what this is or who this person is.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)

She's the latest

in a long line of female singers who boost their career by pretending to like lady love

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)

ah right

my boy is still quite far from puberty so I don't have to learn this stuff for myself yet.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)

All females like lady love.

* It's only natural

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)

I preferred the Russian ones.

aTAt, or whatever they were called.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)

atchu I think

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)

Is it?

totl.net/Whelks/

/classic

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

What is all this Whelk-related japery, young man?

Like the pic, too :D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)

here's as good a place as any to test this

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)

Another celebrity special

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

Pfffft.

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)

hahaha.

One of the best!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)

Hahaha

"wiagra" :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)

ha ha ha

Unexpected Hitler

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)

Hatstand

Reminds me of Zone Troopers

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)

whahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)

Enter the Salon

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)

hahaha

you like that you hairy-backed bastard?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You could have at least warned me that you were gonna post just above me ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)

haha this is great!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

To all those people who go on about Chuck Norris being hard: Bruce Lee is DEAD, Chuck Norris, and he kicked YOUR arse.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)

aces :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)

Haha

officelolz

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)

This is exactly how I apply my makeup

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

ha ha ha!!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)

*feels evil*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

Best bandwagon ever

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WormuIus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)

I still don't quite understand this.

Is it because they are in a pickle?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)

"Bring out the Branston"

used to be their advertising slogan.

Along with "Rub it in their eyeessss!"*

*contains lies.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

Ah I see.

*remembers*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)

Bring on the Branston

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WormuIus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

Bring on the branston,

bring on the branston,
Bring on the branston tang :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)

I still love this :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)

Haha

That's very good, Sir.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)

Superb :)

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Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)

Next: Bring on the Walls sausages

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)

Haha

I have forseen this... www.b3ta.com/board/8903182

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You obviously didn't search too hard ;)

What really scared me was doing a google image search with the words "The Wall Dale Winton"

Very NSFW!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)

O_O

Also, I did a the wall pic and I can't find it :S

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8899782

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)

Yeah, that one

Must not have tagged it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)

i thought it was senna

but the flying tyre confused me as it was the tethered tyre which killed him

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)

Noooooo!

*sobs*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)

TOES 'R' US

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)

FUCKING LOVELY SCABS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)

Sorry to TJ; In for a penny...

Just emailed Radio 4 PM programme with the below.

This might be small potatoes, but I thought if you were called upon to interview Paul Dacre on today's show you'd like to challenge his ethical stance in view of his paper using a full page in October (and another half-page on an earlier occasion) with no mention of credit or remuneration for those concerned, to print pictures created by members of internet community B3ta that made light of the banking crisis; and has to date made no effort to respond to calls for him to address this.

With a link to the b3tards picture. *shrugs*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)

Worth a try

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)

Well done.

It is about time they got pulled up for this kind of behaviour!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)

GAH!

*adblock*

phew!

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)

it's still there...

except now it knows you're afraid...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)

quiet you

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

It's OK, ignorance is bliss

which is why I'm usually very happy.

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Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

mechanics?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

*wears whelk with pride*

was I supposed to kill it first? It keeps trying to jump off my lapel

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

no!

you must be good to your whelk

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

I'd give it an honourable death

... and a cracking good wake

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)

Yuck!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)

Is that Ian Botham??

bleurgh, yet woo, yet... twinkly... confused...

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)

*boke*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)

*poke*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)

*toke*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)

*coke*

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

*foke*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

*joke*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

*yoke*

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

*hoke*

-y cokey cokey

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

O_0

Ewwwww nothanguew

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

do not want

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

Koala Utan

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)

Awwwww :)

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)

i'll get the BBQ going...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)

pfft

(

Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)

Top man!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)

River Island!

*hates self*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)

Next!

*hates you too*

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)

erm...

...

*stumped*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)

*rubs stump*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)

Is that a specialist shop for amputees?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)

it's just I was trying to think of places which sell men's clothes

and I couldn't think of any...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

although - I do buy clothes

... I'm not naked!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)

You are underneath

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

no - I had my skin removed

and replaced with Harris Tweed

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

topman

tx maxx
H & M

poor show mr so called professor

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

H&M's a woman's shop!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

the one oop here

sells mens clothes on a floor dedicated to the task

as does the one in New York

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

oooh - get you with your fancy passport

and lack of criminal convictions

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

haha

it did scare me a bit that my luggage made it to New York hours before I left Philly,

but at least it wasn't the other way round

business class on the way back was an enjoyable experience

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

lies!

It does boy clothes too, honest

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

I think you're both right

despite it doing trousers and boxer shorts - it's still a shop primarily for wimmins

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

ah - well - we've already had Top Man

so -- nuh

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

i started reading at next.

so cannot be blamed for ignorance

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

Burtons!

oh dear

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)

Elizabeth Taylors!

Dear Christ ...

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)

I shouldn't ask

..But can it be milked?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)

*wraps up*

*Puts under the tree for Christams*

(

Joliet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)

Nicely done!

Woo!
:)

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

obviously the cousin of this little guy

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)

bird strike

(protocoldroid, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

geesies!

nyom nyom :)

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)

hows yerr family ryan-air?

/sean bean blog

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)

this is what happens

when pilots play chicken

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)

Just in time for Christmas ;)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)

haha!!

aceness!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)

This!

Woo!

'ello IvesB
*wayves*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)

eeop unc!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)

One for Freebs & co

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)

Looks a little like Pyramis head.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

Wah!

That film was on on Saturday. Thought it was quite good for a video game adaptation...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

Parts of it were.

Not the nice bits.

The film's alright. Some casting is good, the effects are lovely and some of the remixed music is nice too. It's certainly better than Tomb fucking Raider.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

I think they edited it

I remember seeing a scene on youtube where the pyramid head tears that girl in half/pulls her out of her skin when they run to the church and they took that bit out on TV.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

I *know* they edited it.

They cut out any of the scenes that may cause offence to people who don't like horror movies and the under-tens. For fuck sake.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

Though that scene would have been on around 10.30 ish.
When most people have a choice not to watch it.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

Exactly.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)

At least the lesbian nurses were there :D

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)

In what tiny capacity they were in the original film

which is severely lacking, if you ask me. I wanted more monsters. One of those suspender leg things would have been good.

Anyway, back to the grindstone. I've got a couple of cunt days ahead of me, in terms of work.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

There weren't many bits that I would have called nice...

But I did like the transition effect from normal dimension to scary dimension.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

Depends on your definition of nice, I guess.

I'd rather have a large sexy personification of a dark sexual urge tearing the skin off people than a pretty kitten with a pink bow.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

Captain Wow summed up in one neat sentence ;)

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)

You're damn right.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)

But, but that's my private whelk!

I was saving that......

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

haha!

I like the star's name!
'NINGS ALL!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

YES!!!!!!!

(

Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

I do not understand any of this!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

This may or may not clear anything up...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

Oh now it all makes sense ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

\o/

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

GET THOSE NAZIS BARRY!

KICK THEM IN THE MANCUNT

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

COME ON BARRY

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)

Phwoar!!!

I bet that tastes salty!
:D

(

ClanSoul, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)

PRODUCTS

I don't want no seven stone weakling Or a boy who thinks he's a girl I'm after a hunk of a guy An experienced man of the world There ain't no way that I'll make do With anything less than I'm used to If I have a man tonight He's gotta be right, right, right

I'm tired of taking the lead I want a man who will dominate me Someone who will love and protect me And take care of my every need Now I don't mean to be personal But a guy like that's more preferable In my humble point of view Than any of you

So Macho He's got to be So Macho He's got to be big and strong enough to turn me on He's got to have, big blue eyes Be able to satisfy He's got to be big and strong enough to turn me on

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)

Bumsquawking? Pfft!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

The Bumsquaker Essential

For level 2 Squakers!

(

Q4nobody, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

hahaha

I'm sure a Chathammer is a resident of Chatham

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

this is fucking long

good job

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

WOOOOOO!

*multiclicks*

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

you are a nawtee post deleter ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)

sorry :D

Did you have a nice time at the zoo?

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

I certainly did thank you :D

Jahled took some lovely pics of my nephew and me :D

I also said to you, my aunt lives in Faversham :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

ah, small world.

Does she get accosted by ASBO squirrels in the park too?

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I'm not sure. I don't talk to her very often ;)

However, I do speak to my cousins occasionally :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

We* demand pictures of naked animals!

* I

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

Well have this then you perv!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

You can have this too!

My I am so God damn good looking ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)

what the bloody hell's going on in that tank

to get it so sweaty?! In front of your nephew and everything?!

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

Ha ha ha!

They are the Giant AFrican Land Snails which were the only animals he really wanted to see!

Obviously because they are African, they need it to be hot and humid :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)

hot sweaty snails....

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)

Hahahah needs more paedogrin ;]

(

ClanSoul, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)

hahaha :D

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)

Fuck you ginge!

;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)

Hahah, I take it you won't be donating to my website any time soon?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)

I'd bum you.

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)

Phoar

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)

bwahahahahahaahahahahahaha

WIN!

EDIT: extra points for sneaky goatse!!!

(

Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

hahah nice spot

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

*picnics*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

picnic on the streets of carlisle

dublin, dundee, humberside

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

Norwich

Skegness
Midsomer Norton.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

I lived in Norton for nearly a year!

/pointless boring fact of the day

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

I'll see your year

And raise you six.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

christy

you must be scarred for life!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

I was

born and then lived in Hull for 11 years before I managed to escape.

The scars run very deep.

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

Just spotted that

*multiclicks more*

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8922505

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

winz :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

Pfffft...

Hold on...

*peers*

*bokes*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

Click.

Click.
Click.
Click.
Click.
Click.
Click.
Click.
Click.
Click.
Click.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

all of these made me laugh :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

awesome work there

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

Brilliant

urine for a treat ;)

Winnah!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

Fucking epic!

Chat hammer!

lolsandlolsandlols and *click*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

haha totally un-gay hand holding

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

Hahahaahha

How high can you piss!!!

WOO!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

splendid stuff

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

LOLWUT

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

fan-bloody-tastic

*click*

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

Great stuff!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

clickety click click

(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

hahahaha!

soup herb!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

epic!

Woo!

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

Love this

Too much comedy for one man to handle.

(

flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

ooo - clever!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

HI COCKALORUM

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

And happy cake day

(

flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

Blimey, that's nifty is that.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

Nice!

(

Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)

this is good

I like it.
therefore I am clicking "I like this".

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

hahaha

this is a glut of superb work. woo!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

reminds me of

TVgohome
which is a good thing.
A very good thing

(

Milkman Dan, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)

great operation

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

THis is the one Hendrix wrote a song about.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

Albert Ross?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)

Little Wing.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

Best thing he ever did

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

too right-and pali gap

(

Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

Well yeah.

That and die in an entertaining manner.

Much better than Bob "my toe hurts" Marley.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

pffft

gangrene... not very rock n roll

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

I nearly got you a Cliff Richard calendar at the weekend.

Thank Mrs Vagabond for stopping me.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

Shall I take the Morrissey one back then?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

Of course.

Anything by Morrissey should be taken back with extreme prejudice.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)

Castles Made of Sand?

or If 6 Was 9

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)

Serious Seagull is Fucking Serious

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

haha :D

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

pffffffft!

(

Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

Beadle wing!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

This great operation cost me half a weeks' pay

and the toilet blew up later on the next day

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

and it rhymes

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

Im a moron, and this is my wife

She's frosting a cake with a paper knife
All that we got here is American-made
It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

woo!

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

CANDLE!

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

is this a board

you'd want your wife or servants to read?

lol

(

Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)

LOL!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

:D :S :( >:-[ :D

hha

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

Woohoo!

Shirley just "cherchez", though? I'm crap at Jon, though.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

is it?

i'm not much cop at french really

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)

Me neither.

This is great.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

Happy happy candle candle day day.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

haha

i don't understand french at all, but i know exactly what that says.

(

Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

then my work is done :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

happy b3taday, fella

/and nicely :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

happy candle-day!

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)

Bonne Anniversaire!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)

I tell thee, Luke, I'm thee father, like as not. I'll go t' foot of the stair

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

haha

(

Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

black puddins black today mother

even the white bits are black

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

Hahaha

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

happy candle thing

i would woo but i don't speak foreign

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

\o/

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

It's a trap!

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

hahaha printlols

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)

Absolutely superb!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)

i'm RISsing, which is a damn shame. i love your stuff normally.

(

Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)

de-ris

/b3ta educational services

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)

cheers chappopy,

nicely de-rissed now.

(

Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

It's a printing terminology joke

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)

aaaaah i see,

i am aware of the phenomenon but not the terminology for such a mis-hap.

good stuff.

(

Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

shoulda used...toner?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)

oh god

hahahaha

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)

pffffft :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)

I'm redexing on this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

It's on B3tards

is it still unseeable?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

have this instead

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

Doesn't work with Windows?

I'm not buying it, then!

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)

*orders twelvty*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

Hahaha soup herb!

Good ~~morning~~ afternoon all you lovelies!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

Lo Medi!

How do?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

Hard at w**k

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

Good morning!

It feels like morning so it still is!!

& woo to the original pic!!.. Magic!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

most impressive

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

Ha ha ha. Oh dear!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

lolz

woo!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

hahahahaha!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)

pffh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)

hahahahaha

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amon - hooray :D, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

hahahaha!!!

fuckin brilliant stuff! :D

*clicks*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

hahahaha brilliant

Now, how come I never thought of this?

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

Old gag redone, brand new image

A new version of a bad-taste image I first created several years ago for my blue blog, where Blue Blue D’Or will be publishing material which ought never to have been seen (and sometimes hasn’t) on our television screens. This purely in the interests of exposing the depths to which our nation’s broadcasters have sunk (or are about to sink).

We MUST rise up! We must write to our newspapers! We must campaign to have a ‘complain to OFCOM’ button added to our remote controls. (© Charlie Brooker)

Blue Blog

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)

Turns out she was boffing everyone anyway.

She is my wife now....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

groovy dudey.

although with the words there i satrted to think dekionplexis/the goat, had migrated to /board.

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Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

i would,but i'm too apathetic

and i don't watch tv

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)

I don't listen to Russell Brand on Radio 2

either.

But that didn't stop me and 30,000 other people complaining to Ofcom!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

your type anger me for reasons i can't fully justify

did you listen to it first,or just complain cos it was the fashionable thing to be outraged at?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

I wish to complain about the above post

even though I haven't read it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)

resign!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

i wish to apologise for the blatant disregard of

standards in the production of this comment.i shall be tendering my resignation...(continues p.94)

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I didn't actually complain silly! I was making a funny ;) But yes, I have listened to it and I didn't find it funny in the slightest and thought it was rather distasteful.

But I still wouldn't dream of complaining to Ofcom about it. That is the exact reason I don't listen to his show as I do not find him amusing.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

sorry :D sarcasm is hard to pick up in text

but yes,that kind of people really bug me
i dislike brand's 'comedy' too

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)

What made me laugh were the lack of complaints

about Gordon Ramsays show the following week on channel 4.

Although I am not saying that people should have complained about it, it just shows that the Daily Mail readership are only outraged by what Dacre tells them to be angered about.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)

bloody immigrants

coming over here
making our Gordon Ramsay swear

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

IT'S A FUCKING DISGRACE!

USING LANGUAGE LIKE THAT!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

Ha ha ha!

It wasn't the swearing as much as the simulated anal sex with a carrot :D

If only I was making this up :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

WHAT?

He didn't actually forcibly insert the carrot into her anus???? I shall complain fortwith, there'll be no pretend anal rape on my television, only the real thing

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

what's that quote from..PG Wodehouse?

'he had been dropped on his head as a baby,and now believed everything he read in the morning papers.'

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I like that :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)

hahaha, speaking of newspapers

seen what Dacre's been up to?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7718961.stm
and I quote...
"Now, some revile a moralising media. Others, such as myself, believe it is the duty of the media to take an ethical stand".

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

I would laugh

if he weren't so powerful :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

ha!

Yes - saw it on the TV - nearly threw up...

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

I shall be using that 'quote' in future correspondence.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)

like the cunt he is

nice people keep their half-witted morals to themselves

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)

Call me ambitious

But he may very well give an interview to PM, so an email to them in advance might get Eddie Mair's attention.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)

twas in the Grauniad this morning

What utter toss, but then its what i've come to expect from this so called 'man'

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

arf

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)

/hates myself for doing this

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

hahahaha...smash

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)

you should be ashamed...

/presses ofcom (web division) button

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

i always wondered why Elton John was driving that fateful night...

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Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

He had an idea for a song re-release...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)

haha IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!!

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Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)

I love it

(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)

I. Am. Outraged.

and confused. Is Dale Winton doing something wall-related on the telly, then?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

The Princess Bride is the best film ever made.

Bar none.

FACT.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)

LIES!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)

One word: Jaws

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)

13 words.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

429 words - Quint's speech

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

*agrees to differ*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

I no longer like squirrels

We are being terrorised by one in our back garden.

He has threatened to leap on both me and Lady S

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)

Squirrels are brilliant :D

In a park near where I live, they will come and eat monkey nuts from your hand :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)

those poor poor monkeys

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)

hahahaha

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)

There's squirrels like that in the Edinburgh Botanic Gardens

They chase after you if you don't feed them enough.
Evil little buggers.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Obviously they are Scottish though, the ones here in London, or rather Kent, are much more refined and polite :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)

I got ambushed by some in Bournemouth once while eating a packet of crisps

They nearly had my arm off

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

Where in Kent?

The ones in my local park aren't refined at all... Chav squirrels with blades :(

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Danson Park, just over the border in Bexleyheath. Where are you in Kent?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)

Good Lord!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)

They're under a foot tall

just stamp on the little bastard

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)

The big ones can be trained...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

Maybe if we could arrange for all the squirrels to fight al the pigeons

They would cancel each other out.

Ahh, but then that would leave cats to inherit the earth...

Maybe the squirrels and the pigeons need to gang up on the cats first.

Either way, something gotta be done...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)

raaaaghhh!

-destroys downtown tokyo-

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)

Squirrels are awesome

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)

~~esome~~ ful

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)

get a whelk instead

they're much less trouble

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)

Mr. Pigeon loved me and was my bestest friend but I ated him...

am i wrong?

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)

He was prolly just hungry

and judging by what's happening in the pic......
'ning
:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

haha

ewww

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

Needs more tits.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

he only wanted a hug

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

Build a Squirrel Relocator as seen on YouTube!

Works every time:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRdxuRtFHRo

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Q4nobody, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

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