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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)

Yay!

I thought B3ta had come to a standstill!

Hippy B33 day!

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Joliet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)

Cheers matey!

I meant to do some blog stuff yesterday but got delayed cos my mate bought Guitar Hero World Tour.

So I did that instead

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)

If there's a better reason for procrastination

I haven't heard it.

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Joliet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)

where's the martini?

there's supposed to be and earth shattering martini.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)

Even 007 feels the credit crunch

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)

Nice caption...

e: yes, I'm aware of the real meaning.

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 7:05, archived)

It's funny because that's the name of the protest group.

www.planestupid.com/

Wise up, bro.

Edit: Then why post it? Sure, the name of the group is a fucking hilarious pun, but simply posting of the news on a message board is pointless. It's news, people will find it of their own accord.

Post something you made.

(67227, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 7:10, archived)

rofl at your profile

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 7:18, archived)

internets

serious business!

More ning! :OD

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Joliet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 7:42, archived)

poor ickle clansoul.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:04, archived)

You'd think teenagers were built for the internet

spending all their time in high school and so forth.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:18, archived)

hahahaha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:20, archived)

haha etc

tj - i gotta get this off my chest, see this news item for context - news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/7770323.stm what the fuck has alan carr actually done wrong? insulted a munter who's been convicted of kidnapping her daughter, Shahid Malik says it's "sick and insensitive", how? HOW?! for christ fucking sake, AARARAAGHGHGHGHG !!!!!1oneoenoeneone!!!1!!!!!

ok cheers i feel better now :)

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 7:50, archived)

oh noes, comedian makes joke which someone finds tasteless

oh horrors.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:04, archived)

hey i just got your username after all this time! it's kebab!

i thought it was some technical computery thing for ages and it's just dawned on me this morning

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:07, archived)

oh dear...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:09, archived)

sorry, i was just genuinely pleased with myself for realising

man it's cold

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:13, archived)

nahnah, im impressed how many people have taken a while to get it.

from memory, wobbly bloke and dixon were two of a few.

im quietly pleased :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:15, archived)

haha, right i'm off to work, yay*!

*yay may be disproportionately excited

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:29, archived)

damn, and i thought i had brightened your day.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:33, archived)

I'm more offended by the fact

that man gets time of the telly.

I fail to see what he brings to the cultural mixing bowl beyond being a Tesco Value Graham Norton?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:48, archived)

He's funny and a nice guy,

works for me, tho he seems to be a Marmite taste...

like Graham Norton.

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..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)

There's one reason I can't bear Graham Norton EEEEEEHHM!

I don't know if you noticed it too EEEEHHMMM!
But it really gets on my tit end EEEEHHHM!

Alan Carr amuses me greatly

pfft 'marmite'

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)

His stand-up made me chuckle

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)

Hello fluffikins

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)

Couldn't agree more, we seem to be heading back to the mid '80s - '90s

when whatever finger pointing tabloid driven moral bandwagon of choice we're currently on gets used to break the careers of anyone the tabloids dislike. FFS, comedians are MEANT to be irreverent and make light of serious issues, that's their fucking job! I'm fully expecting Mary Whitehouse to be dug up any day now.

I was however rather pleased to see Russel Brand collect an award at the same event, not quite managed to remove him as yet then.

Shall we take bets on who's next? I notice it seems to be English celebs who publicly admit to carefree sexual antics Daily Mail readers might be shocked and secretly jealous of so if the current pattern stays true...?

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..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:59, archived)

I reckon Frankie Boyle's been doing well to fly under the radar so far

PS, did you see the "news story" where John Barrowman apologised for offending people when he took out his willy for 2 seconds during an interview...

....on the radio?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

^^This

goodbye humour, hello 1984.

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)

Emusic is posting subliminal messages

The bottom image was an Emusic advertisement I found on the internets one day. I photoshopped the image of a woman's uterus onto the top for comparison. I wonder what perverted graphic designer slipped this through?

(jasper johns is not very creative, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:26, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:46, archived)

hahahaha

I've never seen this one before

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:50, archived)

Is new, so is thise.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:51, archived)

haha

Ace, dude

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:52, archived)

Where's

Maddie?

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tubaman, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:58, archived)

"If you use an Ipod your a Twunt!"

* Did I win?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:51, archived)

quick and dirty

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:14, archived)

Family myth.

When I was a baby my Dad once walked into our living room, whilst people were round, eating what later turned out to be chili out of a nappy.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:18, archived)

My parents are now divorced and my Mum is a raving lesbian.

/qotw

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:19, archived)

Damn QOTWers

and their brevity about lesbian Mums...

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:22, archived)

It's true. I just realised it sounded like a qotw answer at the end.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:30, archived)

Damn you and your brevity about lesbian Mums

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:52, archived)

dear hanke

where do babies come from?

sincerely,
Agent Muu

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:19, archived)

A little town called Brevity

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:26, archived)

Jamaica?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:03, archived)

Genoa?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:07, archived)

In Dorset?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)

The moon.

Black babies are from the light side of the moon, they get very tan before the come to earth. White babies from the dark side. Asian babies come from a special area of the dark side that let's them receive special radiation from special fields that float through space that turn them yellow and slants their eyes. Hispanics take root in lunar mountains, thrust up into the distant light of the stars. As the moon turns the whole galaxy of lights plays upon their skin turning them all kinds of colors. Australians grow up underground in the lunar dirt like moles and the English inside moon trees. Canadians float endlessly over the surface in the cold moon air, just a few feet off the ground. French babies under some bushes on the light side, smoking, watching the black babies and eating fine pastries.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:49, archived)

This is both racist and moonist.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:07, archived)

It's completely true

please see below.

I put it a little verbosely, the link explains it all much more clearly.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:17, archived)

you think you're clever, don't you.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:29, archived)

and you clicked it too

didn't you?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:52, archived)

nope

purple link is all i need to know :-) plus, you know, the status bar...

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:14, archived)

Arse.

You saw that time I got Rapitinui really good, right?

http://www.b3ta.com/board/9004278

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:37, archived)

nice try, but the status bar wins again this time

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:46, archived)

I'll get you eventually

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:47, archived)

I'll get you next time, Gadget! NEXT TIME!

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)

This information has been know for centuries preserved largely by word of mouth inside the elite cabal of bankers that control the world encomies and governments

it was not until persons inside the US army began planning a nuclear strike on the moon as a worldwide show of force that it was deemed necessary to formalize the information in top secret documents that only The President and a handful of other top level members of the executive branch and military were allowed access to. These documents were also extended to other puppet governments around the world. However, certain governments, while largely under control of the cabal, are still scene as something of a risk to the elites' secret world government and so they were not made privy to this information. A spy from one such country, Latvia, managed to infiltrate one such facade of power in England and gained access to this information. Shocked and disillusioned by this revelation and others about the secret government of bankers he resigned himself to a greater cause: educating the masses through the internet. He began distributing this information over the web, asking along the way for the various people who have come across it to keep it in circulation, staying ahead of the shadow government's attempts to destroy these documents. In interest of doing my part, I am providing a link to some of the documents I have mentioned:

http://www.ghghts.66788894945.302.eds.htm.m0m

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:14, archived)

odd, i would never have expected such a link to be purple!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:29, archived)

I mean,

the real burn is you read all that shit

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:49, archived)

The first one, I'll admit

but the second one my eyes just kind of glazed over.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:14, archived)

This guy works in a Sydney Hotel

www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24569973-5001021,00.html

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:19, archived)

"gelatogate", fucking hell.

ALSO: "the sample testing positive for bilirubin"
williamrubin.blogspot.com/
www.facebook.com/people/Billy-Rubin/1065223604

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:25, archived)

Gotta love the poogee bay hotel.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:22, archived)

HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

It's for a Theater project! I'm not supposed to know these things! Just need "X"!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:43, archived)

X is where the treasure is hidden

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:44, archived)

:((((((((

Meh, guesstimating.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:49, archived)

Hahah I just googled

'how to work out how long the sides of a triangle is if you know all three angles and the length of one side.' and this was the first result:
www.mathhelpforum.com/math-help/geometry/41896-right-angle-you-know-all-3-angles-length-not-b-c.html
Look at the first response. What a fucking dick, it's obvious what the guy is asking.

Oh, and it's about 5'7". It was easy to work out. I simply read the other responses you got. I'm surprised you didn't think of that yourself really.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:06, archived)

haha

and yeah, I'm just an asshole

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:16, archived)

he specified that he was calling the sides length a, b, c etc.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaanker.
WANKWANKWANKWANKWANKWANKWANKWANKWANKWANKWANKWANKWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKER

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:42, archived)

5 1/2 feet roughly

or 6 furlongs, one or the other

5' 7" is a bit closer - did it with drafting, not math so it depends on how accurate you need it - 5 1/2 ft. should do for theatre.

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tubaman, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:00, archived)

bugger.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:02, archived)

ta, sir

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:03, archived)

Glad to be of help

(actually, I am just running up my postings to get to 500 sooner (without resorting to thread wasting tricks...) My 6th year is coming up soon and I still feel like a lurker sometimes.

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tubaman, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:13, archived)

Post more stupid things made in MS Paint

can't go wrong there

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:55, archived)

I don't even have MS Paint!

I would have to emulate MS on my Mac and then run that P.O.S.

I did just fire up my old Powerbook Mac from the mid 1990s - that is almost like running Vista...

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tubaman, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 7:04, archived)

I use Seashore on my mac. It's a lot better than paint, but has kind of a different charm.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 7:13, archived)

x is about 5' 7.25"

Y is then about 9' 8"

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:02, archived)

ta :)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:02, archived)

^this

because i got my angle slightly wrong mine is more like 57 or something... anyway it proves his calculations are correct. and mine are the wrongest

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 7:03, archived)

I just did this

(x = 8 / tan 55, or x = 8 * tan 35) and got the same answer as kebab, who is a MATHEMOTISHUM. We can share the Nobel Prize.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:08, archived)

mathematicians are not allowed the award of a nobel prize, by decree of nobel himself

if you're under 40 we may get a feilds medal...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:19, archived)

I'm a chemist.

THE NOBEL IS ALL MINE! AHAHAHAHA!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:40, archived)

teh codez

$ cat >1.c
#include <stdio.h>
#include <math.h>
#define PI 3.1415926
int main(void)
{
double theta = (35.0 / 180) * PI;
double X = 8 * tan(theta);
int Xft = floor(X);
double Xin = (X - Xft) * 12;
printf("X = %f feet, or %d feet %f inches\n", X, Xft, Xin);
return 0;
}
$ gcc 1.c
$ ./a.out
X = 5.601660 feet, or 5 feet 7.219922 inches
$

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Bee Nice |-|, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)

i think its a 3,4,5 triangle

so if 8 is 4 then y is 10 and x is 6
or sohcahtoah or something.

or umm

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:51, archived)

silly

old hag cracked all her teeth on apples

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moogy boobles, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)

Drink my pea

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 3:19, archived)

Don't do it!

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 3:24, archived)

This looks like a roast chicken with the head of Dolph Lundgren

I'll decapitate it and eat it.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 3:29, archived)

Holy fuck this is a slow gayshift

I'll drink your tea....

Oh...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 3:53, archived)

hand's up who's here

has the gayshift died? i know i don't get on here much late, is there no fun with rubbish anymore?

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mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:54, archived)

been a slow week

not a lot of nonsensical bandwagons :/

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)

hello usa?

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mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)

While I am not the official spokesperson of the USA

I will take it upon myself to say "Hello!"

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)

big respect to the usa massive

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mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)

Are you saying that the yanks are all fat fucks?

Well done that mongychops.
:D

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)

it's funny because they're only slightly more obese than the scots

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)

UNPOSSIBLE!

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)

MAYBE

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)

fuck it,hold on,ill flip a coin

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)

heads i go out and get laid

tails i kill myself

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)

hey everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! british people have gross teeth!!!!!!

owned.

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d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)

ROFL

yankee

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)

wait a sec

i have awesome teeth... two rows of them
british and proud

(munzor in the jungle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)

i'm british,and i have vampire fangs.

as long as you haven't got bad breath,i don't give a fuck what your teeth are like.
i have spoken.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:32, archived)

is fire breathing bad breath

(munzor in the jungle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)

no,that's sexy.

i'd date that.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)

hello.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:56, archived)

hello oz

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mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)

and I like your sig.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:47, archived)

Hello

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)

hello eire

you fucked up chef night fella

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mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)

Christmas is always busy where I work

I'm sure normal service will resume soon.

That being said, a lot of the funny people seem to have left in the last couple of months.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)

really tom?

that's sad, late nights used to bring out the critters, or has the time shift changed? i must start being her more, see whats gone on

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mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:00, archived)

Everyone's dead, dave

I need to be here a bit more but I fucked my internet at home and people seem to buy a lot of wine around christmas.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)

yes they domate, people love wine

i'm on my old laptop doing a late night drug fuelled evening, work tomorrow tho, you alright fella?

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mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:05, archived)

Yeah man, doing good.

sitting at work and watching everyone run around like mad fuckers. I'm "gathering material for a new training course".

How've you been?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)

yeah good mate, might try and get over next feb

come to sydney for a bit

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mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)

Nice one!

Let me know when you're on your way, I'll start soaking my nuts in rose water for you.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)

Have a pea of the last thing I did, then

I just haven't been arsed to 'shop things, lately

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)

b3ta is blocked at work

so all I can see is a redex

I'm sure it's lovely

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)

dud e it toally is you have no idea how lovely it is and how much it is not goatse.cx

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d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)

It's a tea cosy on St. Paul's. A blue and white cosy. With a bobble on.
Seemed like a fine idea at the time.
Which was a while ago.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)

I HATE PEARS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 3:45, archived)

you dropped this

FUCK YOU

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 3:56, archived)

No need to be rude :(

This is why I stopped coming here. You are all so rude :(

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:08, archived)

sorry mate, let's start again

you dropped this
I LOVE HORSES, BEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:14, archived)

I LOVE HORSES

BLESS YOU

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:20, archived)

which is the gayshift?

is that what is now? i hasnt the slightest of clues. i am here!!!!!! hell0!!!!!!

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d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)

it was always 12 gmt

as you well know, you crack addict

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mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)

so... like now?

when does it end? ever? I AM NOT A CRACKER ADDICT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.

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d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)

Private Pants Party Time overtakes the gayshift at around 3am board time.

WE DID A SONG ABOUT IT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)

oh yes right i remember this happened right of course

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d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)

typing in caps just makes you look like you need to score

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mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)

It used to be a symbol of manliness

What the hell happened?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)

its sort of like yoga, it used to be what all the strongest muscliest men did and all the cool people who loved the earth did and then it died like everything else evenually dies in this sad sick cruel world and it went out of style and there you have it.

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d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)

I do yoga on my wii fit

It told me off because I lost 2kg in a week.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:17, archived)

fucking sweet!!! i am so proud of you.

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d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:23, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)

this man is going to score! i do proclaim.

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d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)

this is literally the funniest thing i have ever seen

truth

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:20, archived)

Ahahahabrain collapses

Best YT insult today:
you my friend are a fuckin idiot n rape snails. this video is a waste of time so 1 star for your gay ass.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)

I'm here.

I just don't have much to say lately.

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)

well i'm glad you are both here

i'd hate to think the board was losing it's voice from the colonies

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mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)

dude! I thought you were dead

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)

HERE THEY IS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)

it lives

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 3:58, archived)

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)

you

you

you

you fucking love it

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mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)

you fat spastic, you never start threads on /talk

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)

HELLO

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)

YES

HELLO

ME

YES

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)

I've lost both my hands in a freak accident!

I am typing this with my

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:17, archived)

I'm here

Where's the cheery tomato? Surely there's been enough in the news lately to inspire his reassurance.

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Ratsta, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:24, archived)

'allo from Bush Amerika!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:46, archived)

There is not

there is no fun at all anymore.

Some people are doing cool stuff but generally we need some kind of amazing web enema to clear ourselves out, start feeling fresh again.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:56, archived)

Web douche

for those times when the internet feels, you know, not so fresh.

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:00, archived)

It's that time of year!

Now that i've resigned my job, I've got more time to spend on B3ta and pea roast!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 3:01, archived)

alright dave

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 3:12, archived)

Yeah

it's not been too healthy lately. A lot of the regulars, myself included, have not been able to spend as much time here for various reasons. The party atmosphere has kind of tapered off.
I'm not sure when I can get back to regular night-shifting but it will happen eventually. I reckon it only takes 3 or 4 regulars being around for a few nights to get the momentum going again. I hope I'm right, I miss it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 3:44, archived)

OK NO REPLIES TO THIS SO YEAH AWW FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:21, archived)

HOISTED BY YOUR OWN PETARD

www.b3ta.com/board/9004243

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Shiksa, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:53, archived)

AWWW FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:27, archived)

Just don't know, man.

New weirdos help a little.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:00, archived)

NO NO NO NEW PEOPLE JUST FUCK EVERYTHING UP

FUCKING NEW PEOPLE AND THEIR NEWNESS FUCK EM

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:28, archived)

sheryl crow - chews lorry

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)

scania taste the metal?

EDIT: fuck it, bed time. g'night.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)

she DOES have one hell of an overbite

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)

If only she took as many 'performance enhancing' drugs as her fella.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)

SHES EATING A TRUCK!!!!!!!

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d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:50, archived)

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING TERRIBLE?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)

YES. I LOVE KNOWINGS THINGS TERRIBLE. TELL ME.

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d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)

I DID THAT PRANK CALL TO THE PAKISTANI GUY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)

WHAT? I DONT KNOW WHAT OR WHY THAT HAPPENED?

RESULTS: ?

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d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)

WE ALMOST HAD A NUKULAR WAR

IT WAS IN THE NEWS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:24, archived)

does she? she could suck my lorry

HELLO GAYSHIFT

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mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)

Birds + Accidental Flatulence = Hilarity

I installed songbird onto my computer today and this was the welcome screen I found. Now I understand how birds *really* sing.

(jasper johns is not very creative, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)

birds, birds, the musical fruits

the more they sing the more they poot.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)

Hey man

I really like your paintings

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)

pffffft

toot toot

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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)

hcjdsjvnsfdkvdsv jv

dfjvndsvxzcvxcvn,xvvznvjdvnds

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d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)

dvvkgdfvlsmvoeriv

skvvoernvort

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d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)

Oh tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)

yes it is?

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d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)

The songbird has pretty much always farted

Since it was first created...I think it's referred to as a 'toot'

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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)

So this is a screenshot?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)

yeppers

that's why its so funny

(jasper johns is not very creative, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:20, archived)

I went exploring in my block of flats earlier.....

**actually taken in my lift**

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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)

wait..

you have a troop of Nazi-Germans in your building?

edit: in black and white?

(Sabbie was bored until, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)

that looks like the place i used to live

bad, bad memories...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)

mines dead nice!!

Its right by the park and it was pretty cheap - admitedly because someone almost died in a massive fire in my flat.

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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)

i nearly died in my flat

when i was leaning out of the window and the entire window and frame from the flat 3 floors up came crashing past my head.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)

thats both lucky and incredibly unlucky at the same time.

just after my sister moved in here her entire window pane fell out.
weird.

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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)

it was very lucky

a second earlier and i'd have been leaning out far enough for it to have hit me.
it really was a horrible place, smackheads pissing in the lifts, kids screaming up and down the stairs, police around every night and burning stolen cars in the car park.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)

ouch

I'm not even aloud to hang washing on my balcony as it would make the place look "like a chinese laundry" according to the Nazi women who is my block rep. There is also like a bi-weekly mailout with news and reminders and regulations from the residents association.
Its mad posh.

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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)

we weren't allowed to hang laundry out of the windows

because of me and my sister. while i was still living with my parents, me and my sis saw someone hanging out of a window on the 8th floor. we called the police, as we thought they might fall or even be trying to commit suicide.
we got a call from the police 20 minutes later to say that they had rescued a pair of wet overalls...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)

haha thats a winner story right there.

I got told off the day I moved in because at some point my bike might damage the doors when I was carrying it back and forth. I suggested that as my bike was worth more than the three doors I go through to get outside all together that I didnt think I would be worried about me hitting it off the door.

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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)

the only good things about the place

were that there were at least 3 people in the block that sold decent weed and you could have fun throwing stuff out of the top floor windows into the carpark at the back

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)

a concentration camp?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)

it might as well have been

it was a real shithole

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)

Do they allow dogs in your building?

How filthy.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)

is it shindler's lift?

(Sabbie was bored until, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)

ahaha

I laughed way more than necessary XD

(littlelise - domestically challenged, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)

gettit.

Teehee.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)

I went in a lift once

it smelled of wee and some guy pressed the button and it went buzzzzzz and we ran out
g'nite b3ta

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)

Haha

Yeah, I've been in one of Schindler's Lifts also.

(Cloudane, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)

this made me chuckle ,

also reminded me of a conversation i had this afternoon.

(panda-chan i give good advice but seldom take it, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)

Hahahahah Schindler's Lift!

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)

Schindler

is actually the company of the "Schindlers List" Schindler.

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:40, archived)

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Microwave, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)

I'm not sure what I'm looking at

But I rather like it...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)

Deep spelunking !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)

THIS IS DEPRESSING!

BE WARNED!

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)

DON'T LAND ON THE CAKE!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)

tis my birthday on wednesday...

I GET CAKE! =D

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)

Have a lovely cakeday :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)

CAAAAAAAKE

Also, I saw it in the kitchen and tis a terrys chocolate orange cake...

I don't know if it'll be nice or not, but

CAAAAAAKE

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)

I GOT MY CAKE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=scBriN3WehY

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Shiksa, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)

father's day! i love that one!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)

dammit now i'm hungry

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)

I got cake

(Ignore the Pig)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)

But

I like the pig.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)

WHY, PIGGY??

I LOVEDED YOU, PIGGY, I LOVEDED YOOOUUU!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)

battenbergsea power station cake!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)

its powering my house

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)

powered by cake

the perfect solution to the energy crisis

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)

exactly

but it has to be battenburg

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)

would bakewell tart not do?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)

im afraid not

cherries are extremely inefficient when it comes to energy saving

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)

cherries are delicious!

they're my favourite fruits! i even have a tattoo of cherries!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)

You sicken me.

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)

then my work here is done.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)

Wonderful.

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)

It's disturbing...

...but I smoke and this actually looks like a good desert to me...

Including the pig

(Sabbie was bored until, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)

this

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)

^This

but I don't smoke.
Mainly because it's a Floyd reference.

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)

Irish Pig Cancer Cayke

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)

this is all about not making sense

and yet i like it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)

Europäisch?

Also woo, I like this adventure a lot :D

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)

COME TO MY OFFICE WE NEED TO TALK

YOU MUST DESIST IN YOUR USE OF THE COLOUR RED

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:53, archived)

you got off lightly - i could have gone with 'spunkhart'

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)

arf!

the dreamy look in her eyes makes this at least 45% better.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)

GROOOOOAN

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)

The balls in my court . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)

dial 1-800 40-LOVE

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)

Sweet . . . they do out calls !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)

/tenuous wagner references

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)

Very tenuous.

woo

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)

did you enjoy your trip parker?

thanks to walrus man

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)

mmmmnnngngnnnn

*drools*
Woo btw :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)

i'm still enjoying my trip

*hallucinates in tune with colourful flashes*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)

Very much so . . . never even left the farm !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)

Yay for Thunderbirds!

Hello all!

I am coming to terms with degenerative deafness. What are you all coming to terms with? And how are you?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)

at the risk of starting something silly

cataracts.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)

Coming to terms

Slowly realizing that I will apparently never rise out of retail hell, also rapid aging and the evil in the world in general.

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)

this ^

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)

Shame to hear about that . . .

I'm doing better . . . but I'll get over it . . . coming to terms with medical terms . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)

Have you seen a Dr?

have an ear squirting? not pleasant but may help?
I am SkUG, I live in wales, its boring, I am a social recluse, I used to love riding my bicycle but my leg bent the wrong way whilst walking up some stairs and it hurts to walk let alone cycle, I am becoming overweight, I have refused anti depressants that the doctor recommended because I know I am stronger than that, two of my fillings have cracked and there is not a dentist for 90 odd miles - teeth don't hurt yet, my car is about to fail its MOT as rust is setting in/bits falling off everyday, I have little/no motivation, I just learnt that one of band members of Pantera was shot on stage and this has upset me. I want to say "I want to go home" but I live here

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)

fuck

you win.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)

I wanna go home :'(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)

i am home

i can tell i'm home, nowhere else will let me in naked ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)

Theres a nude beach a few mile away

....no i've not been

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)

my mates love that beach!

they go there every summer, they're a right couple of pervs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)

wish i had mates

can't you eat any type of cake? not even a jaffa?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)

possibly one jaffa

but i had a jam tart last week, which made me throw up and gave me a headache.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)

Sounds like you need more cake !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)

someone did something nice for me this morning

they bought me a breakfast roll and a cococola :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)

Schaweeeeeeet !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)

Can I move in with you please?

I love Welsh accents!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)

bearing in mind i'm from essex....

and was bullied at school for this reason, not having a "welsh" accent, but I am a survivor and fought back with voilence and I put someones head through a window... calmed down abit after that

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)

I'm coming to terms with

having no job and no money, and a summons which is going to come through my letterbox any day...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)

Have you been to ...that place that helps?

brains gone atm... give advice? public service etc?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)

Citizens Advice Bureau?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)

this ^

Thank you, brain went numb for a second

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)

It's struggling to get into

the media industry which is proving difficult really... booooo

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)

DJ?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)

Film Production!

Or Advertising, cause that'd be fun.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)

Have you tried local radio to get a step in?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)

that's sad. sorry to hear that. :(

I'm fine. Coming to terms with my lifespan being most likely half over (if not more) and whatever I'm going to achieve in life, I've probably already done.

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Shiksa, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)

Yay, problems!

I have come to therms with my 70% controled epylepsia, which made my left arm and leg progressivelly useless, and the facts that in the future my kids will get it from my genes (along with dentinogenese imperfecta, and who knows what else).

But I still have problems with shaving foam :^P

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)

happy b3taday

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)

Yay

I´m still partying!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)

My head hurts

my feet stink
and I don't love Jesus.

Other than that, not much...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:49, archived)

REDNECK RAMPAGE!

"My head hurts
my feet stink
and I don't love Jesus."
that boy blowed up reaaal good :D heh love that game :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)

You know I'm already partially deaf, Redsushi! Woop! Whoop!

But on my 40th birthday, I was diagnosed with Macular Degeneration. This is normally an age-related thing not seen in people under 60 (lucky me, I'm always the most sprightly looking person in the specialist's waiting room), and within the past year, I've gone from having an irritating black spot in my area of focussed vision to being unable to read, or see ANYTHING out of that eye, apart from having peripheral vision.

So, I'm half deaf, half blind, and keep telling myself things can't really get worse. But I'm scared that they will and I'll end up blind in both eyes, which frightens me greatly.

So if you see any spots in your vision, for facks' sake, get thee to a Dr for a checkup.

:( finished now, going away to be sad.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)

awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome

fucking awesome

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)

Oh hell yes :D

That is awesome

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)

Wow!

*clicky*

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:04, archived)

Oh, and I really love this!

Colours! More colours! This is lovely. click!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)

just sitting...

Click for bigger (50KB)

i just started a little website with some more of these if you check my profile

(Bort Marley, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)

not her tits

she only has bee stings, after all.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)

Nicely

I like the website.

The navigation between drawings could be a little easier though

Your musical compatibility with mikecakes2 is Very Low
Music you have in common includes Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Melvins, The Fall, Bob Dylan and Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)

i'll have you know

it's web 2.0...

ok... well, maybe not quite...

(Bort Marley, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)

captain beefheart? pah!

he is no match for rear admiral chutneylungs!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)

Once you fiiind ouhououououououououououououout the circumstances

Then you can uh go out, whoa yeah

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)

i can't go out, i'm not dressed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)

Never mind that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)

well, if you insist

my, it's chilly out here!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)

O_O

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)

i'm going back inside

my nipples are in danger of snapping right off.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)

okay

we've had our fun

and I'm going to bed now. night night

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)

g'night

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)

He probably had a wank just after that.

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)

the foremost man looks like he has two little black testicles emerging from his trousers

a bold look for a houseparty.

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connor, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)

That´s totally me.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)

this makes me sad.

sad and hard.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)

boobs

top quality lurkage btw
www.bestovtheeworst.com/ (for those too lazy to check his profile)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)

thanks

i just like to watch feverishly from the background, rarely talking, always listening and occasionally voting for who i like
much like my normal day to day life...

(Bort Marley, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)

I forgot to mention

I love that style of drawing
Have a woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)

I love everything about these.

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)

pretty much

sums up my life

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awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:03, archived)

Right, the board is slow so we can play a little game.

Now, I was going to call this game "Name That Coon" but decided not to because that would be racist.

So... who's this blacked up?

Extra points if you can also name the film.

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Mr Bojangles, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)

Is it boris mayor of london town?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)

your mum?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)

The film is "Cheating Mother F*cker"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)

is it connery?

edit: more blacking up

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)

It's good but it's not right.

You've stumbled upon a link though.

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Mr Bojangles, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)

Is it Carrie Fisher?

The movie is Free Willie

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)

Morgan Freeman?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)

Frorgan Meeman?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

Mere Frogman Nan?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)

It's Roger Moore

Do I win?

What do I win?

(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)

don't know

but it's shout at the devil, also starring lee marvin

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)

And a bonus point to you sah

for the film

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Mr Bojangles, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)

Winner

well done

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Mr Bojangles, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)

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Microwave, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)

down down deeper and down

*rocksout*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)

corr

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)

needs more burning in the fires of industry

i mean woo.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)

WELCOME TO CRUPIER HELL

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)

an actual factual croupier hell?

my ass has blisters from the slide...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)

for some reason i thought of the quote from the simpsons "wallet inspector"

and i read this and thought "ass inspector"... argh!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)

you only thought this because you want to inspect my ass

come on, admit it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)

umm

girls are made of sugar and all things sweet right? will there be cake?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)

all things sweet?

you don't know me very well, do you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)

I don't know anyone :(

stupid living in wales millions of miles away from civilisation

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)

wales?

poor bugger. i went there once, we had to get a bus to the nearest pub, it was dreadful.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)

nearest anything is 4 miles away

well i say 4 miles... the sea is 2 1/2 miles away, which is nice :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)

you can't get drunk on sea water

besides, i'm less than a mile from the sea

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)

even worse...

i don't drink

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)

ALIEN!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)

...probably

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)

have you come to this planet

to learn about human mating?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)

sometimes but no

mostly for the cake :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)

good choice.

i have a hankering for cheesecake.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)

I always try to eat just one bit

but when i cut it in 1/2 i have two cakes and I feel the other 1/2 would get jealous if I only ate 1/2 of it so i eat it all
one of the reasons i don't buy many chocolate bars / cakes - things that come in multiple packs etc
I'm gonna go now - i feel really weird

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)

i can't eat cakes anymore

they would make me sick :(

feeling weird can be good.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)

But you get free prescriptions!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)

but i only get a chest infection twice a year

and lemon and honey normally clears that

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)

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ClanSoul, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)

its cool

thats actually a bouncy castle mine

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connor, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)

Alarmed Bridge

excuse my poor photoshoppage, it was kinda rushed..

(Lord Chode, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)

Someone shot him on stage for 'destroying Pantera'

it's nice to have fans like that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)

walk! respect are you talking to me?

(i played that as that famous person who ran around the uk ran past) :D
edit : holy crap i didn't realise he died :(
That sucks donkey bollocks - thats upset me now :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)

Du-dududuh! Du-dududuh! Du-dududuh! Du-dududuh! Du-dududuh!

perfect for Beavis and Butt-head ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)

i like music :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)

R.I.P. Brother Dime!

:-(

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cupboardy, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)

I didn't realise he died

R.I.P fella

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)

omg

he got shot 3 times in the head during a gig dude

I should have made it more authentic and given him angel wings and a halo

RIP Darrell Lance Abbott 'Dimebag Darrell' , keep on rockin \m/

this movie is really touching :'(

(Lord Chode, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)

i feel kinda numb :-s

tomorrow I shall have a rockout as a tribute!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)

good man

watch this movie

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yq7618scpmo

its really touching :'(

(Lord Chode, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)

shall watch it later

no sound atm
ta

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)

Call me when you try to wake her up

(OwlofDoom is new around here... yes, he is, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)

He has the chin of an axe murderer

I should congratulate him on that, if we ever are to meet

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)

An extra inch and and a shave, it'll be just like mine.

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ClanSoul, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)

*calls the police*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)

^this

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)

haha! Aceness.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)

i recognise that grumpy looking fellah...

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)

Top Notch!

There should be more multianagrammatical pictures!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)

please forgive me - i am a terrible tinkerer. came back from the pub and had to fiddle a bit - props to peasmould

Click for bigger (259KB)

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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)

I have a feeling I've seen this before

Is it now normal to post seven 'in progress' pics for every pic we do?*

* not talking about you per sé

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)

sorry i dont actually 'do' stuff on here mate

i generally write on QOTW...

DAN DA DAN DANN DAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

problem is it was a 5 min quick n dirty waiting for a cab earlier this eve

then i got back and wanted to tinker a bit

so shoot me

*awaits gunshot*

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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)

DAN DA DAN DANN DAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)

HED SNAXE R DEDLEE

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)

MAD USER WINS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)

hey! i may be mad, but i'm not a user

anymore...
*wipes suspicious white powder from nostrils*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)

Heh

Mad user = Medusa...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)

I hope your username is safe....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)

No, it's Mice Doer now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)

It's mediocre again

as I confuse myself

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)

Sherbet Junkie!!

You should quit those did-dabs!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)

never!

*secretes lollipops and liquorice wands in sleeves*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)

i only usually do QOTW mister

*backs off*

*refuses to pick up gun*

*panics*

*gets shot*

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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)

reptiles of the mind

(derlin9753, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)

7 Shape ... "A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. "

Groucho Marx (T-shirt Available)

---
7-Shape Vector drawn in Xara Xtreme.
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see which you can also get as T-shirts Now.

_{All 7-Shapes Art: My Public inc. B3tans (Tease Me) | My Goods (Tease Me) | My Bads (Tease Me)}

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)

good workage! *click*

also, if i may threadjack a tad, i notice one of my old pictures can be forced into the compo:

ta.

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)

OMG Censored!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)

lol

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)

I'd always thought Freddie Mercury was an avowed non-smoker.

Nice picture again, though.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)

You said the magic word . . . "fetch" !

Edit: I really like the examples of projection flash goody on your site !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)

*does a little dance*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)

*gets down tonight*

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)

*makes a little love*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)

Goood Eeeevening . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)

Haha

I saw this episode :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)

Remember the ending . . . when the . . .

I best not spoil it . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)

Is he being sucked in?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)

I do believe that he is hitch cocking himself . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)

wow

i can feeeel that

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)

Sucks . . . huh . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)

half red cock itch

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)

Had I only known . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)

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