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Aww poor thing just wanted a little drink

Riverghost original

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)

fucking hell!

tip-top shoppery!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)

Hahahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)

haha

hi cockalorum

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)

nicely done :D

woo!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)

aww

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)

hahahah nice work

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)

Wow!

How the hell???

That is top shoppery!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)

yeah that's good.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)

Christ! That's impressive!

'noon b3ta, what did I miss?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)

hello brooms

you missed free cake and Swarfega

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)

Free cake?

AND Swarfega?

I'm never leaving again.

Except in 35 mins when I finish work...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)

*ponders whether Jaffa Cakes are made with orange flavoured Swarfega*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)

I shall have to eat a whole pack now to find this out...

It's the only way to be sure...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)

That sounds lube-icious

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)

o_O

ahem! is it just me or is it getting hot in here?

*tugs at collar*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)

You missed apostrophe-crime and Macs/PCs-are-shit

...in the same thread!
Edit: And vere woo to thirsty planebird ^<

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Bee Nice |-|, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)

Awwww.... I love a good grammar pedant-off.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)

TBH, the Mac/PC was a bit better* than the usual

"I have brand X and it's great, therefore brands Y and Z are rubbish" ping-pong.

*: That's "better, unless you like POINTLESS SHOUTING!!ELEVENTY1". :-)

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Bee Nice |-|, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)

This is smashing, maiden

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)

Thank you Mediocre - and everybody else

although it was just a very quick Potatoshop gif-mash.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)

It's the idea and the effect that counts

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)

theres... some.. thing, somthing on the wing!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)

a pc?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)

sorry, last one

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)

I think that one's been done

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)

crabs

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)

heheh

I remember this

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)

GIANT ENEMY CRAB

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)

the sunglasses make me lol like crazy

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)

a pc?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)

breadcrumbs?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)

No.

A pc.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)

When I flew with ryanair

there was gaffa tape on the wing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)

That's a step forward.

Usually they just let the bits fall off.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)

hahaha

I once some ground crew trying to defrost an Aeroflot plane's wings with hairdryers at Sheremetyevo airport

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)

When I flew with them there was jam on the armrest

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)

Well it'd hold at least!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)

hahaha

one of the greatest zones ever! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)

It's up there with The Aztec Zone!

Tooooooo the Aztec Zoooone!
*Drainpipe and leather skins off into the sunset*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)

....if you close your eyes he goes away

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)

hahaha

home lols

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)

'Ningles from Pole land

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)

Hello Poland, stop reminding me about KFC gravy

as I'm stuck carless in the arse-end of nowhere.

*hungries*

Nicely done on the anagram there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)

KFC gravy? You don't get that here!

but the chicken is wonderful, and it's about 1/4 of the price :@ )

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)

The gravy is amazing. AMAZING.

It's like hot, salty crack.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

for some reason

that has made me think of Judith Chalmers

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

Everything makes you think of her.

Or Esther Rantzen. Menopausal hormones are to you like lasagne is to Garfield, aren't they?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)

I dunno

it's a bit like milk that's on the turn

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)

Erm... whose

hot, salty crack?

this makes a difference

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

Colonel whatshisface.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

Hot, salty crack, eh?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

O_o

*monocle drops into gravy*

I say!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)

Hello gorgeous!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)

Hello lovely!

Can I eat KFC off your buttocks?

I'm starvin', pet

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)

But of course, I think that's what they're there for.

*holds out half eaten Boost Germanywards*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)

NOMNOMNOMNOM

I haz buket of gummi snayles on mah desk nomnom

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)

buket?!

*jelus*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)

BIG buket

edit: nomnom got fat tum

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)

I've got discos....

edit: ooh and a bag of hog lumps.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)

better check for leprechauns

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)

It's also about 1/4 of the chicken

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)

once again sharing way too much about your private life

some things should be kept between you and your proctologist

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

My proctologist is called Dr. Loch

Loch = "Hole" in German

I once farted in his face.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)

"I'm a doctor of proctology and other related tendencies..."

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)

So that's where my Kenny sauce went...

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)

I'M ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU, PO-LAND

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

Hahahaha.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)

hahaha

WHY WON't YOU PLAY WITH ME, PO-LAND

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)

The little slut!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)

I'm out of touch

you'll have to deRIS me on this one....

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)

Poor Ro-land

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)

80's Grange Hill reference

I guess you had to be there...

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)

I was, but I couldn't stand the programme..

It was just there to try to suck me in to Corrie, later in life.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)

Is Kenny slowly changing colour?

Or do I need an eye-transplant?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)

he's a little

flushed from his 'relations' with the chicken.
How can I put this delicately?
He's fucking a Chicken.
There.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)

Yup

I just can't tell if his blush is getting deeper periodically, or if it's just me.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)

Eye-transplant time then, I'm afraid.

Sorry, but my 'shopping skills aren't ackcherly up to animated blushing.
:@ )

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)

Who said that?

I can hear you, you know. I know you're there.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)

*gasps*

Chicken-f**ker!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)

0_o

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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)

hahahaha

inky clit.. trying to imagine this

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)

i can imagine it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)

...and still no icon.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

I guess that's why they're donations and not charges.

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slight yoinks!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)

i has no paypal.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)

get paypal

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)

it's what you get in an octopus's (lady) garden

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)

check out octopus girl then

hehehe (i wouldn't google that at work btw)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)

useless cunts

/crimbo shopping blog

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)

hahah.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)

Do you like that Leona Lewis

or is she an throbbing cuntswab?

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

hahaha

What's that coming over the hill...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

I didn't notice that

I only shopped the beard.

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)

and the lump of paneer on the right

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)

who?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

The pilot.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)

domo. she's a lady

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)

It says I'm a PC on the wing.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)

I don't think I've actually ever seen or heard her

come to that, I only know about Katy Perry through b3ta

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)

Pop Idols bint.

Or something.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)

If I wanted to listen to Mariah Carey I would do.

As I don't, I see no need to listen to yet another one of her fucking imitators.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)

This.

With added gravel and broken glass.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)

she can sing

but she appears to only sing really shit songs

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)

that would be the best chain reaction

explosion EVER!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)

It took me ages to realise that Leona Lewis isn't an anagram of throbbing cuntswab...

*need more caffeine*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)

It's an anagram of 'Lo! Ale Swine!' though.

which is how I shall be adressing my best mate, a barman, in future.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)

Don't forget to address Leona thusly too

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)

Your words made a smile

right up my faces

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)

add a big FAIL on that,

and wait patiently

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

Silly MAIOF

DOn't you know that N6536T is fail in Welsh?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)

Bindun?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

I'm not sure

I did at one point think of finding an image of a policeman and an old school flasher and doing the whole PC/Mac thing.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)

touché

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

pfft... subtle

bring on the "xbox v PS3" next!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

If that plane's shopped in, then count me gobsmacked.

Fucking hell. That's brilliant.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

Thank you very much:D

The Plane is not shopped in:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)

What've you done then?

Not bitching, I'm just being blind.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)

try and read the wing.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)

The wing

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

there's a thing......... on the wing....

a thing on the wing!!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)

the world needs more wing things!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)

He's put "I'm a PC" on the wing

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

OH RIGHT!

Bloody hell, RG, subtle...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

I'm a PC

on the wing...

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enceladus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

megaquadruplemindpiss...

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enceladus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)

I'm a wing

on the PC

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)

theres a wing

on the pc

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

There's a ping

on the WC.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)

There's a Whale in the Thames?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)

A bit heavy on the brakes

but all in all not a bad landing. B-

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)

Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

Fact.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)

I tend to just walk down the stairs from my landing :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)

Stephen Hawking must have shit landings every time

I bet he has a go at the pilot afterwards

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

no no no no NO!!

it is windows. there is nothing wrong with the hardware. nothing. windows is just shit.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)

Erm I think you'll find it's a metaphor

Saying WIndows is the plane.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)

you can't spel.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

Are you refering to another post?

Or are you just saying that to side step the fact you knobbed up?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)

well windows would be the pilot.

but what happens when you take a letter out of plane?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

plae?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

I'll think you'll find you'll get nicked for stealing from Her Mastesty's Postal Service!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)

FFS ...

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

Erm but the plane has crashed.

If you examine the phrase 'Plane crash' you'll find it's quite specific about the whole affair.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)

indeed

how coincidental that 'plane crash' is the most succinct phrase that describes the idea of a plane crash

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)

Indeed

Who would have thought something from a phrase so planey and crashy.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

But that plane hasn't crashed

it was positioned in that manner deliberately :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)

That is true

but it's also true that the piece in question is an art exhibit called, 'Plane Crash'.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)

Ahhhh, gotcha :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)

Naaa is just makes a metaphor our of another metaphor.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

why can i look at that image. notice the i am a pc and not really realise that it was a plane crash?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

THere's so many things I could say there.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)

i was interested to know what you were going to come up with

but instead you wimp out.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

Well the options were so immense the time doesn't exist to list them.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

still no example?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

I was sorta hoping as they were so blindingly obvious that even you could manage one or two.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)

yes

the person who made that impressive sculpture from an old plane probably uses a PC

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SiX and his hat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)

if that plane isn't there and you've have used mad photoediting skills

to make it look like it's there then you have my utmost respect and I dub thee good... uncommonly so ... with photoshop

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)

... beaten to it by the captain to such an extent that you've managed to reply to her.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)

You look in her eyes, the music begins to play...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

*dances to the music in her eyes*

*mosh mosh mosh mosh*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)

It's a line from Johnny Come Lately...

well, New Kid in Town, but you'd not have got the link if I said that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

read the wing

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

I don't just do everything you tell me to do because you tell me to do it you know

... oh yeah - thanks - I missed that

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

hahahahaha

i saw a light plane crash in RAF henlow a few years back.

it had major engine trouble and was flying at the ground nose first...

...long story short it hit the ground with a "THUNK" and stayed upright like ^that for days.

pilot just opened the door, swore, then walked off

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)

The funny thing is, if you look at the metadata on a lot of the images from teh microsoft website

most of them were mad eon a mac :D

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)

I think this whole Mac PC thing is reduntant.

PCs give preference to system allocation to business and office software and Mac to audio and visual programs.
It's like making someone decide between toothbrushes or dental floss. Both clean your mouth but are designed for different operations.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)

Are you saying you need both a pc and a mac?

Cause I think mac is just a fashion statement..

(Sabbie was bored until, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

I'm saying a choice should be made weighed upon it's predominate function of the machine.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)

But

I think the choice should be made according to the computing skills of the end user. PC is more tweak able and all round. Mac is more expensive, but more user friendly and pwetty ergo, a fashion statement.

(Sabbie was bored until, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)

fail planes ftw

/on the airstrip near to me a few months back

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

it's dead, you can tell, it's lying on it's back.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

I remember that, you posted it one SUnday.

I'm sure I have a copy with the Quo on it somewhere.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)

I could have told them making a plane out of tapestry was a bad idea.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)

That got a giggle from me.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

Didn't someone animate one of these?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)

I love my PC

it runs Linux

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)

Too obscure?

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)

Didn't teh Floyd break Rome?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)

Wasn't it Hannibal?

and the rest of the A-Team?

"I ain't ridin' no Elephant, Fo!" Mr. T

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)

Ollie Reed?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)

What fresh lunacy is this? A crocodile??!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)

a crocodile would be cool but I think he means Hannibal Brooks

www.j4hi.com/HANNIBALBROOKS-BuyitonDVD!-OliverReed.html

Director: Michael Winner \o/

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)

Haha yep

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)

Hannibal Brooks

Pure Winner www.imdb.com/title/tt0064403/

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

I know it well

but that was my fave ever Ollie line, from The Devils

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)

hehe this needs to be shopped

www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/conservation/exhibitions/bestdressedmen/graphics/large/oliver-reed.jpg

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)

God-like.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)

That must be his toilet pose

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)

hahaha...

Ollie Reed does Jackanory...

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enceladus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)

what a legend

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)

Superb movie

And it's called a "veerhere".

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)

Yes

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)

oooh that reminds me I bought the remastered Live at Pompeii dvd ages ago

need to watch that..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)

It's got a singing

dog in it! What's not to like?

A borzoi, I think...

Woo to the pic, Horsey!

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enceladus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)

haha yea that's the song Mademoiselle Nobs a.k.a Seamus

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

Yeah!

No one sings the blues like them hound dogs...

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enceladus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)

While we're on the topic

Any guitar bitches out there?

I've been trying to work out A Pillow of Winds. All the online "tabs" are just chords in standard tuning, but I think it's in Open E or something.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)

sorry don't have a clue?

www.guitarnoise.com/pink_floyd/meddle/pillow_of_winds_chords.txt

some of the songs are played on de-tuned guitars

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)

Bah

That's just the chords - it doesn't give the tuning or the voicings.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)

one if my favourite Floyd albums, brilliant

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)

Not for me

nicely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

Bindun?

saw this campaign on the spangly new tube screens, and one had a sideways blue screen of death

tasty says "buy a mac!"

(tasty, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)

APOSTROPHE CRIME

DIE HERETIC!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)

Actually

There's a strong argument to suggest that using an apostrophe to pluralise is acceptable usage if you're pluralising a number of an abbreviation, such as 90's or TV's.

www.askoxford.com/asktheexperts/faq/aboutspelling/pizza?view=uk

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)

There are an equal number of links in google for and against this argument.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

Yep

Which is why I said 'a strong argument' and didn't assert that either was right :) Point is, while I sympathise with people's shock and horror at the misuse of apostrophes it's best not to try picking someone up about it in this particular case.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)

Its

It's

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Bee Nice |-|, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)

It's it's and its, not its and it's you fool!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

Oh dear.

I thought Monty's cry was about the omitted apostrophe in
"Basically — Its Shit!"
But you're probably right that he was raging over a greengrocer's apostrophe.

Gaah! Should that be "greengrocers' apostrophe"?
*asplodes*

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Bee Nice |-|, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)

No, it should be

gre'eng'roc'er's' ap'ost'rop'hie

(Mr._Pickles, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)

So look at the last line and you'll see where you've failed here.

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

What would the possessive of this product be?

www.itsiticecream.com/

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tubaman, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)

*Picks a team and argues till blue in face*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)

Vic 20 ftw

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)

Acorn electron is BETTERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)

acorn electron was all of awesome

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)

Wish I hadn't sold my c64

had a 1541 mkII 5.25 drive and everything

(tasty, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)

BBC B Micro with Chuckie Egg & Way Of The Exploding Fist FTW!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)

chuckie egg!

*downloads emulator* (for pc because macs are shit)

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SiX and his hat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)

*gets a mac

then runs a pc emulator
then runds bbc micro emulator on pc emulator*

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)

I'm using windows right now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)

I bet they're all steamy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)

You bet'cha baybeeee

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)

*Splashes soapy water and wipes down with rubber squeegee*

that'll be £10 guvnor....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)

5 szlotis okay?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)

Sounds close enough to sausage....

So YES

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)

you can have my sausage

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SiX and his hat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)

lol

Macs... Good one

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)

PC: cheap and easy to use

Macs: expensive and pretty

IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)

indeed

but I'd rather have a computer (pc) than a fisher price toy (mac). Mainly because I am a programmer and macs are shit for that kind of thing

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SiX and his hat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)

Care to elaborate on shit?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)

can't play decent games on them

can't do my programming on them
can't upgrade them

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SiX and his hat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)

Why can't you do your programming on them?

Oh, because you're programming for PCs. Gotcha.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

yes

for real people in the real world... also do you hate Linux? That runs on a PC and a MAC - oh wait that's because all MACs are now basically PCs

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SiX and his hat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)

Well I think

old macs were cute, but my own experience of macs - owning them for myself, I mean - lasted from about 95 to 2000, which was roughly the time period during which macs were at their most shitty (PowerPCs, badly made by non-apple companies). I should have had one before that. Sometimes I run an OS7 emulator and draw something in macpaint or play an old game just because it feels nice.
A company with complete creative control over its hardware is kind of cool, but vulnerable to mass complaints over the same hardware defect, whenever there is one.
New macs, i.e. everything after OSX, are probably fun, and I wish I had one to play with.
It's excellent that you can build your own PC from generic second-hand bits.
I keep meaning to try linux.
The real world is overrated.

Those are the things that I think.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

In 'microsoft c++' apparently (Visual C++? the IDE)

Oddly, I can't program in Objective-C on my XP machine, either...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)

Yeh in

MS Visual Studio 2008. Am starting to go back into the dark world of directx.

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SiX and his hat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)

Hahaha. Lolwhat?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)

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..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)

not only apple's

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)

Yeh I know, but y'know, this WAS their advertising campaign...

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..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)

true.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)

there's nothing wrong with the architecture of a pc.

now that apple have gone for intel chips, it's effectively the same. So be sensible: go and by a decent laptop and put linux on it.

cheap.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)

All it is is

I'm a pissy
I'm a pissy
I'm a pissy
I'm a pissy
I'm a pissy
I'm a pissy
I'm a pissy
I'm a pissy
I'm a pissy

over and over and over...

not your image, the advert.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)

PCs are kickass

Windows is a great OS

Get with the times - we're not on windows 98 any more

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SiX and his hat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)

are you serious or just trolling for a bite?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)

XP is actually a great operating system.

It's gone a bit tits-up again with vista though.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)

no.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)

I've been pleasantly surprised by vista

I thought it was gonna be cobblers, but once you've diasabled all the bells and whistles it's gos like a dream

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)

Once you've ~~disabled all the bells and whistles~~ turned it back into something resembling XP?

Yeah, that's what I had to do :¬/

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

good point

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)

serious

I've never had a single crash of BSOD since about 2001. I can upgrade my machine, play games and do my programming.

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SiX and his hat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)

vb script is just such a damn fine language.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)

MS C++

ftw

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SiX and his hat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)

but vista.

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)

^this

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)

Vista is great

I see 0 reason why people don't like it apart from their fear of change

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SiX and his hat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)

it's the FUCKING MASSIVE ICONS that put me off

which you can no doubt change somewhere, but I ran screaming back to my cave instead

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)

I don't like it because there's too much fannying around which slows the whole system down

and there's way too much security that out-of-the-box your machine is basically crippled and you have to switch most of it off to get going properly.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)

because you know how though

if you were an average user the UAC would stop you raping your pc :)

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SiX and his hat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

There was that article I read when Vista was new

about tilt bits that disable your cards and peripherals if Vista gets the slightest notion that you might be trying to copy a hi-def DVD, and the resulting increase in the price of third-party hardware due to companies having to accommodate these paranoid specifications, which compete for space with technology of use to the owner of the computer, and about every internal bit of data being encrypted - wasting the power of the machine - just in case you're so determined to copy hi-def DVDs that you decide to open up the computer and tap into a bus or something. Maybe that was all a myth?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)

myth

I have a blue-ray reader and it still works fine with all my "backup" versions of films :)

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SiX and his hat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)

Probably there were various ways round it by buying bits of hardware they hadn't thought of

by the sound of it it only extended to things that physically fitted inside the PC, and monitors. It still sounds pointlessly crippled - even if you can buy such a whizzy machine that you don't notice. It just sounds unfair. And affects linux users too, since they pay for and use the same hardware.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

i'm going to play some videogames now.

have fun photoshopping.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)

classic advertising slyness

make previously indifferent people split into groups and justify their spending hundreds of pounds on stuff with a particular operating system. Does michael soft need moral support? i'm sure they're really hard up...

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)

there's nothing wrong with windows and I've never had any problem with vista

and people who bitch about mac or pc REALLY need a fucking life.

They are both good.

the end.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)

the technological revolution was just something that happened to other people wasn't it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)

I don't know what you're on about

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)

it was philosophical. if nothing was ever compared nothing would ever be better

and we'd all still be in the swamps belting each other with sticks...

i'm one of the people that just bites on an operating system debate.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

I don't really care what op system is better

as long as the job gets done :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)

We have two PCs rather than Macs

because we can do all the arty things we need to on PCs (I am assured of this by my resident graphic design wife) and they're not as expensive. I'm not *against* macs, just the price of being a poser, as a lot of people who have them seem to be.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)

aye

I've always done all my arty stuff on a PC

the last time I used a Mac was in 1994, when I wrote my dissertation on one

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

They weird me out. I'm too Windows-based.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)

I actually don't think there's much difference between mac and pc graphic design wise.

laptop wise I think mac pwns windows..

I just haven't seen a fast laptop which was running windows yet..really slow for some reason

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)

Mine's fucking slow, but I think that's probably my fault.

I'm not too good at technical stuff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)

Is that the sound of a barrel being scraped?

Previously

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..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)

I could really get used to nork monday :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)

Yeah yeah

It's all fun and game until someone loses an eye!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)

~~eye~~ job

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)

Meh there's wifi everywhere now.

If you ended up losing your job and your home you could still get on b3ta from the streets.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)

WHY LIE? NEED MONEY FOR ICON

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)

Tittie Tuesday has a nicer ring

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)

Yes

But it's Monday.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)

We already have a Cunt Tuesday

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)

tight?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)

tit-ring tuesday?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)

Not Mammary Monday?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)

Chortle!

How do we make it official?

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..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)

HAHAHAHA

Another sad case of tit rage.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)

I know,

when will Brian ever learn? ;)

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..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)

There's some good eatin' at the bottom of this barrel!

Awesome, sir. Truly Woo and yay.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)

0_0 urgh 0_0

fair turned my tummy, that did.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)

lorks! norks!

woo :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)

"In the Temple Of Love you hide forever ... "

Mediocre wins points again.

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)

ooo

I'm going to listen to that right now

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)

i can imagine max payne about to storm in there

any second now and kill some scum(not preists,baddies who have taken the church as a base of operations)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)

You've got bloody U2 in my head.

I HAD INI KAMOZE.

This is dead pretty. I wish the world DID look like your stuff sometimes. Not all the time. That'd be a Bad Trip.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)

U bloody 2?!?!?

RIS?!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)

In the Name of Love.

You know what brains are like, innit.

CIGARETTE ZEIT.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

go and listen to Mr Eldritch now and think about what you've done

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)

Andrew? Good plan.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)

I walked past him once at Reading

he's tiny

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)

awwwwwwwww bless him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)

i think the call of cthulhu by metallica suits this pic

more than 2U

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)

yays

*goths*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)

....And the devil in black dress watches over

Sisters of Mercy?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

The very same.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)

woo!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)

Is that Boston Stump?

woo regardless

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)

Is ashley the Wills Memorial building in Bristle.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)

Ah, fair enough

looked strangely similar.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)

built by Britain's oldest man

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)

Hahahahaha

I saw that article when I went in there.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)

lovely stuff sir

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)

Thank you!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)

smashing stuff again :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)

Cheers!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)

Oooh points

;)

Nice one!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)

Nork Monday.

SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG

MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM MERM

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

Hahaha!

Perfect!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

Hahaha

BIGGAH*!

*not the file or the filesize

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

hahahah total win

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

superb

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

You can say what you like about her

but she has fabulous tits

The best that money can buy in fact

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)

she's 100% yuk, including the plastic bits

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)

Except for

the one she married.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)

I find this disturbing

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

Hahahaha

Splendid :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

Yes!

I did a meme. A mam-meme \o/

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWBAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!1

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

Nicely.

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)

WHERE IS FRAME THREE?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

^this

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)

IN YOUR DIRTY LITTLE MINDS

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)

Harvey was pissed to begin with

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)

Needs more squirrels...

and have a nice click.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)

Ha ha!

I never saw it coming.

And either did he...

(deane1980 - I wasn't working at:, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)

er...

RISing somewhat... whose Harvey??

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)

I am slightly jealous that you don't know who these people are.

HORSE FREE

The kid's name is Harvey. 'Bristols' is British slang for breasts. Cream is a white viscous liquid scraped off the top of untreated milk. Human breasts secrete milk to feed their young.

Harvey's. Bristol. Cream.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)

i didn't RIS the whole thing.... but

I've never, ever heard them referred to as 'bristols' but will take your word for it, also... who IS Harvey... a meme?

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)

Harvey

is Jordan's son with Dwight Yorke

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)

Bristols...

Bristol City's = Titties

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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)

aha

assumed it was cockney rythming slang but wasn't about to guess it :) cheers lol

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)

a subject

Thanks for making my first post useful. And about tits.

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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)

what more do you need?

lol I might just hang around this thread forever

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)

What more do I need?

Well, if you are offering, you could nip to the fridge for me and get me another beer.

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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)

well i would

but i'm just going to smoke up quick and then i'm off to bed.. byeeeee

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)

this is inspired!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

Reminds me of the 70's (?) band, Supercharge

Sort of a comic rock group. There was a dialog in one "song" where the guy takes a chick back to his place for a drink and whips out a bottle of Harvey's Bristol Cream, and quick as a flash, she says, "You're not rubbing that on MY tits"

(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)

Supercharge

it was the happiet day of my life when i found an MP3 of that song on t'internet...

("...but I knew she was a nice girl 'cos...
she moved the dishes first...")

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A Lurker jacked up on B3ta on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)

Stay away from clown holes...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

*gibbers*

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

AARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!

I have to say that clown holes are something I've ALWAYS tried tio avoid, but thanks for the heads up

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

AAARGH SHITTING HELL

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

*sexes in the face*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)

Aaaaarghhh!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

ARGH HOLY SHIT!!!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)

gaaaaaaaaaaah

next time I see a hole like that, I'm going to poo down it just in case

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)

you'll be sorry when you get a clown's head up your arse!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

hahaha

I'd run away and join the circus

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

sage advice indeed

... that is scary as fuck by the way.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)

I'll make certain I will, thanks

nicely animated

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

aaargh! yay!

they're evil

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)

NO NO NO NO NO.

*shakes head vigorously, sits in corner, wibbles*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)

AAAAhhhhhhhhhahahaa!

Wonderbar!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)

Flush it away flush it away!!

with ACID!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)

Monday all....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

What's that? The Govt. are shit?

Really? I'd never have know.

I clicked 'I like this!' though :p

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

They looking rather dashing.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

I agree.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)

ghahahahahaha!

that's fab!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

THIS FOR THE WIN

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)

Genius, but...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)

HAHAHA

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

I love you.

In a sexy way.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

oh God he's drunk again

...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

It's not again if you're like it all the time.

*gropes*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

I'd never have worked that out in a million years.

I'm right shit at anagrams me. Countdown? Never scored more than a 4 :(

*awaits strikethrough*

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

That's what anagram generators are for:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

I'm shit at those, too.

And countdown would ban me for using one.

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)

Hahaha!

Winnar! Also, happy birthday :D

*hands over click and cayke*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

nyom nyom nyom

my belly will resemble a certain 'not-moon-like-object' by the end of the day

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

TRELLY!!

*hugs*
darn!
gotta go!
see you all soon i hope!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

Hahahaha!

Superb!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

Blimey, I actually got this one.

IKB FTW.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)

Bring it

'Ning /boardlets. I have Satan's own hangover.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

Hmmm..I seem to have stumbled on /tits by mistake*

* no mistake

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)

nip nips!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)

It must be Nork Monday!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)

Not too nsfw is it?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

naaa. If you want NSFW you should see what I did to someone I found who was hotlinking an image of mine on some dutch forum!

here.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

Oh I remember

Saucy tiems! :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)

You love that too much

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

It's not really that.

It's be probability of finding it when not looking. I only found it as I mistyped the what I was searching for.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

Hehe I was jesting of course

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)

mmmm icecream.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

YEah the flake is hidden away out of shot:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)

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slight yoinks!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)

Oh I love Nork Monday!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)

Yup

It's right up there with Bum Wednesday!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)

And Twat Tuesday...

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

Mimsy wednesday

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

cock thursday isn't so good

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

Feltching Fridays!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

SCATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

HAHAHA

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

DinG!

winnar!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

yay i win on my b3ta day. I therefore award myself cayke.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

Happy B3taday :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)

thanky, I'd like to congratulate myself on a wonderful year of procrastination

whinging and other annoyances.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)

Yeah we call it noobie tuesday here:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

my eyes!!

i'm just off to the loo quick.

i'm back!
how is everyone?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)

F*cked off, if you must know

*shakes fist at world*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

*cowers*

whats up mater?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

right:

Friday evening, The present Mrs. Architect has a small prang in the car, nothing major, she just reversed and caught the front wing and drivers side door of a peaugeout 306.
Small dent, and scrape along side. Swapped insurance details.
Saturday morning, rang up Direct Line. Went through all the gabble over what had happened.
"But Lo"! They cry "The Present Mrs. Architect isn't on the insurance policy"!
As you can imagine, alarm bells start ringing.
I went on to explain that I knew she was because I had rung on XX date, at roughly XX time (The BT bill proved this) spoke to XXX operator and organised TPMA to be put on the insurance because I had my ankle in plaster, therefore could not drive.
They ummmed and ahhhhed, and wouldn't budge, until I asked them to find the telephone recording of it, and asked for a transcript.
3 hours further on, they came back - full of apologies, and retrospectively put her on the insurance, they had indeed f*cked up 5 weeks previosuly, and hadn't put the info through properly.
it was worrying as she was driving for 5+ weeks without insurance!
Then, saturday afternoon, the driver's side door gets stuck in the 'locked' position - a completely unrelated incident, that takes an hour to get sorted, but not before I have to drive back home with TPMA in the seat behind me holding the drivers side door to as it won't shut... Thankfully its fine now, and was easily recitified
Sunday... oh it doesn't end here. The side which TPMA 'pranged' (although to be honest, it was just a small dent, the result of reversing at 3mph) decides to play up with the exhaust, and now I need to spend £250 on a new exhaust cat. and pipe - which now won't be available until tomorrow. GAAAAAAAAAH!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

Oh you poor sod.

Hope things work out soon. :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

I'm glad I now just run a very cheap and cheerful old car

- The roads in this part of the world don't really warrant anything but a cheap and cheerful old car,
and the price for the exhaust isn't too bad, all things considered, but the direct line thing really wound me up.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

Without wanting to offend call-centre staff present

It's almost the default position to be in before they've answered the phone. Especially after a problem like that.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

I've worked in call centres as a student - 2 years of it, and I have great sympathy for what they go through.

As well as sales, I was also elevated to the lofty position of debt receovery for Great universal back in student days of old.
- Now THATS an area that requires balls of steel and nerves to match.

BUT, when the chap at the other end of Direct Line - appropriately named 'Sham' says 'Well, you can't claim because she's not insured and then goes on to joke 'Well, good job she didn't get stopped by the coppers, innit"! it just elevated my normal 'composed' demeaour - but I didn't shout - oh no.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)

Good skills

*hugs*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

Ayayay, debt recovery- you poor man.

As of yet I've never been involved in it, although the salary for a DR agent is about £5 grand above mine, it seems. At least.

Sorry to hear of your woes, chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

It's frightening. We're going back to '96/'97 here.

worst case scenario dealt with:
Women had catalogues - lots of them - all owned by Gt. Universal (Kays, GU, etc etc)
total credit allowance - £65,000.

She had run up the ENTIRE allowance after building up that credit over 20+ years in a little over 3 months, then didn't pay. It got aound to us, and me specifically.
"But I can't afford to pay all that per week" she wailed.
"What CAN you realistically afford"? I reply.
"£5 a week, no more" - and at the time, we were legally obliged to accept that. She knew it, and we knew it, and it was left at that...
It's no f*ckin wonder the country has ended up in the state it is.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

blimey! O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)

I'm not sure if the law has changed now, I hope to god it has,

but at the time, the minimum repayment we could accept, which covered ANY debt, was £5 per week.
The interest on that amount alone meant she'd never pay it off, and probably end up with double the debt by the time she died.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)

Arg....

and I thought I was bad for having spent a total of £452 on my credit card.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)

heh

the first credit card I had, I spent like crazy on it, 2 grand in about 3 weeks

took me four years to pay it off

good way of being taught not to get into debt

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

I've decided mortgage doesn't count as debt

so I'm still doing alright.... :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)

hahah yeah

mine's gone right down though, so I'm happy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)

Cunt!

I just signed up for another 2 years fixed rate about a month ago :(

But yeah, I agree with Cpt. W - the mortgage is the only debt that I ever want to have...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)

No it isn't.

Not in my team anyway. However I've never worked for an insurer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)

Insurance companies are such fuckers

Lady S' wouldn't give her the courtesy car she was suppossed to get when cunts smashed her windows because it would take 48 hours to arrange it... the same 48 hours it took to get the car sorted

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

That's not good!:(

Well you'll have to get a couple more images in The Sun!

Talking of which how fucking cheeky is this!!!

Totally unshopped. This is what happens if you right click on an image on the Sun site.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)

Hang on.

Isn't lying about copyright ownership all against the law and that?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)

Not if you're a large corporation and ownership is not to another large corporation aparantly.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

hmmm, dare we have an anti-murdoch compo?

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)

I think you could really be that specific

I think it'd have to be generally against the entire A Team.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)

THAT'S MINE

THAT'S MINE

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)

Silly Bela

It clearly says it belongs to News Group Newspaper LTd. How can it be yours?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)

pff the old right-click trick

how cunning! how will people ever get rou...oh, Ctrl+Print Screen

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)

Can you rally do that?!

I've been using tracing paper!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)

In the advanced javscript settings in firefox

You can disable a website's ability to replace context menus, so even though you still get that message displayed, the right-click menu then appears and you can save it as normal.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)

What's wrong?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)

wassamatter grumpy chops?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)

I left you the 'package' in the clock tower

you know what to do!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

First line of sight: Direct Line

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

What's wrong, pet?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)

*pokes with schtick*

Wassup, guv?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)

*shakes back*

what gives?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

Ning all :-P

Do you need one of these?

www.b3ta.com/board/9003390

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

How the ankle these days?

If you're lucky maybe it'll gain weather predicting properties normally only bestowed of war veterans and old men with long whispy beards!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

AND MY ELBOW.

My elbow's good at weather. Hurting means cold or rain, not hurting means possibly not cold or rain.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

how is it at the moment?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

Hurting. Cold out, innit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

*grabs scarf*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)

Wise.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

but shirley something which tells you how the weather is NOW

is... of limited usefulness.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)

When you've got a magic elbow you can judge.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

I have no magic limbs :(

stupid boring non magical body parts...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

That's nothing. My coxic is telling me:

cloudy 3°C
Southerly Wind (6 mph)
Relative Humidity (%): 95,
Pressure (mB): 1024, Falling,
Visibility: Moderate

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

IVES!!!!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9004493

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

OLD!!!!!

OLD!!!!!!!!!

I'll have you know you are only as old as you feel, and today I feel 21.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

Happy Birthtimes :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

my isp should ban this

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

Rofl

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

Blame your local Social Services instead

Everything's their fault at the moment

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

*flicks*

*hangs coat*

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

Norks!

The 70s had all the best album covers

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)

JOE!!

merry birthday you old git!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

nice nips

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

Merlinda Messenger?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)

ZOMG! I never noticed she had a face!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

It's not all that though...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)

I verily would!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)

I prithee, bend over

for a lancing

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)

Magic!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

quickly now... move along...

the whole enchilada

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)

this worries me

... in a sexy way!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

Always the best way to worry a Prof, I've found...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

Holy shitpipes

That's nice.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)

Cheers!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

any chance of a version 1245x2807x9?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

One that extends into the 8th Dimension, surely?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)

Pretty!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)

Thank you, Ma'am...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

Bloomin' marvellous.

*hug* sorry I didn't see you earlier, I'd just popped off to do some w*rk.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)

*hugs*

I've gotta dash now - feck loads to do today.

*byeeee*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

Hah, we're good at timing today!

*hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

I like that!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)

Thank 'ee!

and also: www.b3ta.com/board/9004515

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

yay you!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)

and another, as I'm now off til noon

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

Hahaha

If we see you before ther'll be detentions!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)

Hahaha

He'd love that, I'm sure ;)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)

NING

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)

hahaha

nicely done

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)

Did you know an anagram of your username is kick c?

'ningles boysies and girlsies and kebab.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)

Are you ever going to change that sig of yours?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

when i think of something new.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

So your not?:P

YOu walked into that one.:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

oh nuk nuk nuk.

I walked into a bar once.

It hurt.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

pffft...

though I'm having to guess at what arrant means.

I'll assume it's not good

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

*Deploys Cayke*

There ya go, lad!

Hippo Birdee!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

Nings fella

nom nom nom

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

toally brah.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

nom nom nom

again

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

is it your birthday?

have you had any bummings?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

Not yet

but the day is young

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)

I'd give you cake but my oven is broked

Happy birthday!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

Thats OK... no... really, it's fine

;)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

my oven is also

of the retard :( I like cooking

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SiX and his hat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)

I never realised quite how much I needed it

Til I went to make a cake in it the other night and it blew the electrics for the whole house....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

happy birthday :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)

is he?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

Hehehe

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)

Goeiemorgen!

and ningles all!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

*Sint Niklaases*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

*chocolate letters*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

*misselijk*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

Haha

I just got to work after some weeks vacation, and I had some pepernoten, chocoladeletters and a roomboterletter on my desk

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

I got mine this weekend!!!!

My cousin sent it over, bless her!!

*nom nom nom*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)

"Left foot - BLUE!"

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)

I don't like playing against Spiderman.

He always wins. supple bastard!

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Joliet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)

NAKED OILED TWISTER!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

with Tobey Maguire?

Hmm, I'll pass. Too skinny

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Joliet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)

urgh

Tobey Maguire as Emo Spiderman... Spidemo, spidemo, self harming himself it's spidemo...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)

i'll do it and i've never been accused of being too skinny.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)

Then let's break out the baby oil!

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Joliet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

ok, left hand blue.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)

* Subscribes

When does the next game start?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)

in my mind it's already started

and you're winning...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)

hahaha!

superb!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)

happy birthday couple of weeks early son of god

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)

wwo!

confusded...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

is it or is it not your birthday

if it's not i demand that i get a full refund for my previous post, they don't grow on trees you know.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)

It is

and also Kim basinger, Jim Morrison, and Liverpool legend Alan kennedy

The jesus reference knocked me off balance

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

in big writing this time to avoid any further confusion

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)

Many happy birthdays of the day

*bumps*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)

This is brill!

Morning. I spent all weekend watching Arnie films (hence sig) and playing Ratchet and Clank.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)

I read that as "watching Annie films"

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Joliet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)

Noooo, I'm on an action kick

as I've never really watched action films (save the Alien films and Predator) till now. Didn't see ANY Die Hard till a few months ago....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)

what what WHAT!

Die Hard is one of the single greatest films ever made!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)

I know, I know.

So are Little Otik, La Haine and Man Bites Dog though, and no fucker's seen them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)

Poelvoorde FTW!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)

Last Days of Disco... Throne of Blood... Azumi... (1&2)

... the idiots, Old Boy...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)

and the original version of 'The Vanishing'

oh yes. Buried alive. Yes indeed.

/serial killer blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)

VANASHING POINT MOTHERFUCKER!

*pops pills - drives*

*nakeds*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)

Well, yes, but there is significantly less

buried alive-ness in that.

More Dodge Charger (Mustang) and Petrocelli, if memory serves.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)

yeah

not much killing and dismemberment... but it does have the word "vanishing..." so that's good.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)

Similarly The Last Days of Disco...

NOTHING HAPPENS IN THAT FILM... and yet - I love it. Silly stupid film.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

La Haine is among my all time favourite films

... directed by the guy who plays the love interest in Amilie.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)

come out to the coast

we'll have a few laughs...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)

Now I know what a TV dinner feels like

Apparently, the 'come up to the coast' line was improvised on set by Brucie

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)

he is possibly the greatest bald actor of his generation...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

Really?!

doesn't your life feel much more fulfilled now you have Die Hard in your life?!

Easily my favourite action films

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Joliet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

Definitely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)

We had a festive TV blow out

After the 40 Greatest Christmas TV Moments we did Men Behaving Badly Xmas spesh, and Bladder's Christmas Carol, which wasn't as good as I remembered it from when I was a kid, but still good fun.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)

MEN BEHAVING BADLY

I wish they'd put that on Dave,

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)

I think it may be a rights thing

since ITV technically own the rights, although it was the Beeb that ended up maiking it successful

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)

...3, 4

God bless Mr B at Christmas time and baby Jesus too
If we were little pigs we'd sing piggy wiggy wiggy wiggy woo
Piggy wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, woo!
Oh piggy wiggy, wiggy, woo
piggy wiggy, woo
Oh Piggy wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, woo!

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Joliet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)

hahaha

Inside every fat git then's a thin git

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

N-n-n-n-n-ningles M'am

I've been rather absent for a little while, i do apologise. Work 'n' weddings 'n' whatnot

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)

Oh I know, you FIEND.

And now I've got to go n'all. See you later!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)

Morning sparkle bear

sounds like a good weekend -- I was mostly working and drinking

yay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)

People tried to make me drink on Friday.

Telling a barman you don't drink in my local is like showing a Bornean tribesman your iPod.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

the simile side of my brain must be fucked just now because I'm struggling... I'll get back to you.

In other news I will be getting my PS3 back this week so everyone to whom I have indicated I will add to my contacts will be getting added.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)

hurrah! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)

I hadn't forgotten about you :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)

Ratchet and Clank is awesome on ps3

Quest for Booty is also fun..but Clank's not in it :(

LittleBigPlanet pwns everything at the moment

'ning

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

hehehehe.

good morning the world

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)

TOP NOTCH

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)

YOU SIR

good morning... how are ya?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)

hehe, very nice :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)

Hahaha

Top stuff :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)

pffh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)

Mmmm

nicely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

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