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New game show looking for contestants

Do you take a bath? Do you like games of mental agility? How about being the thought of sexually molested by a game show host? Then why not apply to be on Noels' new show: Bathwater or Piss

(Ed Parnell, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)

do you have to be a midget to enter?

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)

she's got a chicken to ride!

my baby don-key!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)

good times.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:54, archived)

*sings*

Are you bigger than a 10 year ooo-old!

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..wil, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)

only if he stands on a box

noel is actually 3mm tall, just stands really close to the camera lense

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)

I bet it's Piss!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)

How about the game, grapefruit or anus?

Youve got to put your errect penis in a hole and it goes into a grapefruit or noels anus, you dont know which one it is

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)

How am I supposed to enjoy that, knowing I might be fucking a grapefruit!?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)

How do you get erect for a grapefruit?

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..wil, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)

I have my ways, why; how do you do it?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)

I get a semi; for your colon

;)

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..wil, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)

I can quite clearly see your winky O_O

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:37, archived)

I bet you'd get erect for chocolate torte

you fat, fat, fat, fatty fat fat

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)

Only if served to me by Kerry Katona and Jason Donovan

on a spit.

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..wil, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)

You enjoy deal or no deal?!?!?!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)

YES, YES, HE'S CHOSEN THE RIGHT ONE

HE'S GOT THE MEAT GRINDER

/Game For A Laugh

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)

HOW WAS THE SERVICE

b3ta.com/board/8998042

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)

TERRIBLE, I HAD TO WAIT THREE HOURS FOR HALF A GLASS OF COLD PISS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:37, archived)

to clarify: I did not get married but I did appreciate your lovely pictures.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:49, archived)

Well thank god for that much

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 2:53, archived)

oh balls, this isn't the full sketch.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnt7ShK9sgE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)

I smell a scam !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:29, archived)

IT'S ALWAYS PISS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)

WOAH

thanks to Jsysco for letting me steal his hat to warm my tea

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)

Yuuuummmmaayyy...

/Ace Ventura

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)

shhh-kaka!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)

Ssshi-cago.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)

Satan?

...Oh I thought you were someone else.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)

Is it the BLAAAAH witch?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)

yes... probably..

i actually had to shop 1/2 her head in and 3/4 of the background (stupid puny size source)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)

aaargh!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)

you sick little monkey

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)

explaining please?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:18, archived)

Robo needs...

braces, he does...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)

those are my teeth...

and believe it or not... i've had braces once already... that is the result!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)

Good God!

How do you masticate?

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)

only two of my back teeth actually meet....

its not good, and 2 of my fillings have cracked, and i need another and alas i have no dentist for 90 miles...
living in wales sucks!
my last dentist died of cancer age 30 something :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)

Ouch!!!

Sorry to hear that. I'm currently having dental implants on 8 and 9. It has been almost a year long process. I've not had upper front teeth since March, just this stupid temp thing.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)

don't worry all the nerves are dead

:)
how much is that costing? (if you don't mind me asking) are they the enamel cap type things?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)

around 4k american...

they are titanium posts screwed into my skull which will someday have porceline crowns on top.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)

that for a full set?

i was thinking of having this done

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)

Nope...

just the two.

Edit... Ta for now. Gtg home... later!

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:49, archived)

Enjoy your roboteeth :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:52, archived)

needs more motion-blurred meerkat

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)

DO EEET!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)

you can't make me!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)

now make it animate :D

and smoke me a kipper

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)

shit! the kipper will be a while...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)

now you can see why he's smiling!

go go gadge... oh wait wrong roboguy
WOO!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)

lolwut?!!

Argh, Ive just got back from 13 hours in the library.
How has all your evenings been internets?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)

no way man

there can't be 13 hours, clock only goes upto 12! no way!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)

I got there at 12pm I left at 1am :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)

my evenings has all been internets

because it is dark and cccccold outside

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)

Its not THAT cold outside, I got a little sweaty on my walk back

But that may be due to power walking, wearing 2 hoodies, and a nice warm hat

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)

Pretty even . . . thank you !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)

Lucky you

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)

Thread Jack...

The Ski Free game is here if you are interested...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)

that is a picture

i click and the picture she did nothing :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)

scroll down...

it's not my page..

Ninja edit: To the section marked, Download.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)

that sounds complicated...

maybe if i just headbang the table enough...
*bang bang bang* *THUD*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)

You need...

more beer...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)

Just download it...

it took half a second to download.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)

link please?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)

Sheesh

Here

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)

needs more horses
edit : OMG I GOT EATED! wtf?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)

Hahahahaha!

you passed the 2000m point and the Yeti gotcha.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)

i escaped the yetti for another -1200

ha ha lotsa jumps! woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)

She can lick her own navel . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)

and you can't?

i'm dissapointified Valin!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:53, archived)

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Microwave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)

YAY MIRCOWAVES!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)

I bet he eats it.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)

he has a bome.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)

with that asymetric jacket, he IS the bomb

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)

It's lit !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)

One for the gayshift...

Previously

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..wil, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)

Oo,

shiny!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)

That is quite nice

and lovely

....though part of me is waiting for the humping.

(tiepohs is a cornucopia of flavour, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)

^this^

or at least some buck on buck fellatio

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)

me also

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)

aaAARRHHHGGFUCKINGHELLLGHOSTREINDEERSWILLEATYOURSTERNUM!!11

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)

oh, poor dear

traumatized by the lighted reindeer

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)

Lookit them taunting and playing sick ghostly hide and go seek games,

OHGOD MAKE THEM GO AWAY!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)

I will

as soon as you get out of the fetal position and quit drooling

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)

But how the hell am I going to fellate myself otherwise?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)

Dear Lightshow,

Thank you for lighting up the night !

HO . . . Ho . . . Ho . . .

St. Nick

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)

Isn't it nice to write letters in a brothel.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)

Still taken' mines pick !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)

Pick the one with a gammey foot.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)

Ooooooh . . . it does special . . . trix !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)

Somehow they give me the impression of offensive gestures or indecent exposure rather than gentle illuminations.

Particularly when they all vanish for a bit and then flash simultaneously. I feel like the victim of an obscure prank.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)

See:

b3ta.com/board/9026829

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)

Exactly the words I was reaching for.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)

I have a gift.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)

You shouldn't have.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)

This is true of all of this style of OTT Xmas illumination, it is to me a little bit coarse,

sort of Xmas in Vegas, a bit too much a bit too strong, but y'know, somehow it still makes me smile.

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..wil, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)

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Kaiser, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)

oh goody, penis sausage santa is on his way!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)

I wonder what's in his sack

Pahaha....

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)

imagine all the people....

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)

Take them both, it's only fair.

Equality and all that shit.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)

Mixing pills like that is a really bad idea.

How do you think John ended up married to Yoko?

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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)

Well, they

finally made the plane into Paris, honey mooning down by the Seine; Peter Brown called to say, "You can make it O.K., You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain".

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DogHorse plop, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)

Christ

you know it ain't easy

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)

Ninjas.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)

I was lookin' back to see . . .

if you were lookin' back to see . . . if I was lookin' back at you !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)

please now imagine them wearing more clothing...

edit: subtlified a bit then

(ToXikyogHurt has had no idea what's happening since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)

no no no

that's far too big, please pleas please use the height="" tag and reduce it, giving a click for bigger.

will make it more subtle, and less offensive

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)

Sled dogs like to have fun too...

Edit: Inspiration

Edit2: Here's the game:

Click on the image...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)

yay!

edit:

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)

LOL!

Poor puppy!

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)

Spreeeeeeeeeeeead Oooooooooout !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)

This gets better the longer I watch it.

On another note, what was the name of that shit ski game that used to come preloaded with Windows?
The one where you occasionally got eaten by a Yeti.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)

Outlook Express

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DogHorse plop, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)

I like this!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)

Arf!

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)

Ski Free

Edit:

http://www.mobygames.com/game/ski-free

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)

Cheers.

That'll give me something to for the rest of the night.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)

And that's a fucking top idea, I was just trying to rememeber

some good games to play right about now.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)

weeeeeeee!

I see icey alien queen in the background!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)

I am wondering . . . what sort of noise that makes . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)

Hmmm..

Bwadle, bwadle, bwadle...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)

I think it would be

similar to the other (non-meep meep) noise that Road Runner makes - the one that sounds like someone slapping the top of an empty bottle.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)

Good stuff . . . I like the combo ^ ^

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)

Lovely!

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Monty Propps, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)

That's no shoe!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)

haha

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DogHorse plop, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)

man

blast from the past

*sees how long he can evade the yeti for*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)

Sweet barking cheese.

That's vintage stuff there.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)

yay!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)

*laser gun sounds*

(Peter_G, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)

Dear Sir

I am writing to inform you that you are about to be shouted at by 1500 filesize nazi'
please reduce your filesize to approx or below 400kb
A top tip is to reduce the pixel size by 80%, this should reduce your filesize by approx 50% ish, also delete duplicate frames
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation
edit : also your image is hosted on imageshack and will probably disappear shortly due to rather crappy hosting
edit 2 : use the edit button to link this post by removing img src from the html and do not delete this post, simply rehost and upload and edit it into this post
~~edit 3 : STILL TOO BIG! (only by a little bit though :p)~~

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)

USE THIS <img src="http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1229384955/screenshot2ch.gif">

too late MOD beat you
:D 74kb...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)

is 413kB okay?

(Peter_G, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)

well it could be 74kb like above...

^
edit : you're welcome :)
Top tip for animations, remove as many duplicate frames as possible, resize pixel size by 80% usually drops filesize by quite alot, if that fails, scanlines can be good... but i've not found them THAT affective...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)

sorted, thanks.

(Peter_G, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)

oh yeah

welcome to b3ta, nice save! :D
now isn't this more helpful than shouting at people about filesizes? hint hint shouty filesize people :P

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)

ALL YOUR HELPFULNESS COST ME ABOUT 1.5mb IN BANDWIDTH!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)

aww diddums

press F5 not so often, infact turn off your pc and save all the nasty kb from getting in your pc

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)

Damn kilobytes, clogging up my interweb.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)

you need new improved "INTERNET SHOVEL"

simply scoop the kb and yadda yadda yadda NEW IMPROVED INTERNET SHOVEL! fffffhh fffffhh fffffh scorcio! :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)

I'll buy your entire stock!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)

*posts internet shovel*

there are 96,000,000,000,000,000,560,000,000,000,002.032 internet shovels on the way, please be in between 3am and 11pm to expect delivery

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)

My plan is almost complete, soon I shall have the monopoly on kilobytes!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)

*trips over cable*

oops

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)

SHUT UP FILESIZE NOOB FLAME AAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)

you spelt n00b wrong

*points*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)

NUBE!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)

*passes you a towel*

put some clothes on! i didn't need to see that!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)

You can get arrested for that kind of thing.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)

you seem to forget that people ENJOY shouting at other people when they break the rules

it gives them a feeling of power.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)

i like to meow at people

why does no one meow at each other? it's far more irritating than shouting anyway, i think

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)

you are gary the snail

/aicmfmp

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)

his meow was always more of a "mao"

/braces for chairman mao jokes

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)

CHAIRMAN LMAO

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)

Have A Meowy Catmas !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)

meow.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)

those people are feek and weeble!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)

NO SHUT UP!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)

INTERNET FIGHT!

*throws cake*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)

bored with big writing now

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)

*throws smaller cake*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)

OH YOU DID NOT JUST TYPE IN CAPS AT ME!! MY PINKIES ARE STRONGER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)

It's all that practice holding down shift.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)

THAT'S RIGHT MUTHAFUKAS

SHIFT KEY FTMFW

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)

MEEEOOOWWW. YIFF! YIFF!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 2:38, archived)

ARBEIT MACHT COMPRESSED

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)

pew!! pew!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)

^This.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)

We are happy to inform you that all rendition flights have been booked.

Until further notice, or another fascist takes the White House, you most likely will not be detained. But we'd sure like to.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)

I liek this bandwagon

...and WOO to the pic

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)

Neckless . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)

Burn!!

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)

do you mind if i borrow/modify this slightly?

edit : wow incredible detail!
WooYay to that hat! :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)

not at all good sir,

thanks for asking :)

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)

yeah

like he didn't already download it before your reply..

(Peter_G, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)

shhh i download all the good stuff and save it in my b3tafolder :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)

Just wanted to warm my tea up :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)

Hot stuff !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)

hahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)

I dun mayd A darlik

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)

ANIMATE

ANNNIITMMAAATTTE!!!!!!

(Peter_G, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)

It looks so darlink . . . rotatink !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)

w00t!

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Kaiser, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)

that's brilliant :D

i wish i knew how to do clever things like that

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)

i was going to build a dalek

but when i got the plans and found out how bloody complicated they were, i thought bugger that.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)

You don't have to make them 100% accurate you know

getting hold of a Kaled and mutating it, more trouble that it's worth. You can just use some guacamole or a bit of old snot.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)

keeping my eye out for a battered old toy one to do up and flog

i want to steam it up a bit with brass and mahogany

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)

simply buy a box of cornflakes, turn inside own, reglue flap

and write DARLECK on the outside :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)

extrudicate!

woo

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)

Nice!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)

Daleks ftw!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)

Steamin' !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)

yours is the best of all the steamed daleks

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)

Oh Kaiser! Oh Kaiser!

How big and strong your thighs are!

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)

nah,

not really

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Kaiser, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)

Then who the hell

was I Greco-Roman Wrestling with last night!

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)

might've been my sister

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Kaiser, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)

manna-manna

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)

do-dooo-de-do-doo

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Kaiser, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)

do dooooo da doo-doop

(conflicting versions!)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)

haha :D

excellent

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)

Big old lip smackers !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)

(heavily inspired by your gif)

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Kaiser, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)

Schweeeeeeeeeeeeetness !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)

gosh...

hahaha

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Kaiser, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)

nice "handy" work

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)

Cosimcaly beautiful !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)

Oh Noes!

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)

Unplugged . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)

evening all

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)

Yay for Ren and Stimpy :D

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)

steeeeempy, you eeeeeeediot

yay for ren and stimpy!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)

you EEEEEDIOT!

:D)

do you have any rubber walrus protectors?

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)

caaaallll the pollliiiice

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)

i wish I could find that clip

but ren & stimpy stuff gets deleted almost as fast as it gets posted on youtube

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)

i have every episode saved on my computer

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)

Where are the numbers??

*clicks*

(Mallet Mallet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)

Huzzah!

I want to print it off to colour it in.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)

i'm writing a paper comparing classical animation with modern animation

and devoted a lovely few sentences to ren hoek and stimpson j. cat

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)

can we switch essays please

mine is entitled
What does Susan Wolf (in “Sanity and the Metaphysics of Responsibility”) mean by the deep-self view?
Explain and evaluate her reasons for thinking it fails to be sufficient as an account of the conditions of responsible agency
and how she thinks it can be fixed.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)

with glue

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)

Sounds like a barrel of laughs

(Mallet Mallet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)

that just gave me a brain aneurysm...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)

answer: no, we cannot switch essays :-P

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)

And I thought "Describe the analytical techniques involved in measuring NOx emissions" was a tough gig.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)

There are no analytical techniques in measuring.

Measuring is a way of collecting data. Analysing it comes later.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)

That's not the actual title, just a paraphrase.

Seeing as I did that essay 18 months ago and don't have it to hand right now.

And if memory serves, it involved extensive discussion of both the measurement and the analysis.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)

Look deeper . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)

Are you reading John K's blog?

He basically does that.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)

i know

i'm not reading it right now but i do like to read his blog from time to time... arrogant or not, the man knows his shit

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)

that's amazing!

but how do they work?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)

YES !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)

Trippin' the height fantastic !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)

Happy! happy!

Joy! joy!

/relurks

(Bommer remembered to log in, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)

imagination overload

Wooyupla! (a new wooyayhoupla!)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)

i love it!!!........U siiiiick little monkey!

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)

SPACE MADNESS!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)

fucking yes biscuits!

woo :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:01, archived)

Bloody Road Dogs!!

*shakes fist*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I love those two :D

How is everyone this fine evening?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)

I'm fine, working, but fine, finding a little time to play

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)

i'm fine, fine, totally fine

fine

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)

haha :D

marvellous

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

:-)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)

BARK . . . BARK !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)

Shadows...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)

sigmund freud?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)

Maybe...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)

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flava fave
final fantasy8 walkthrough
resiliation forfait orange

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d d, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)

Final fantasy8 walkthrough, please

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)

Are you being postmodern or has your account been stolen by a spambot?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)

Wouldn't it be postmodern anyway?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)

amateur skater.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)

your search history?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)

this would break b3ta for me if I was at work

but I'm not, so I'll take a flava flave.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)

A first glance

I thought it said porno chips and I was about to send you my credit card details.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)

I knew 80% of these

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)

OH MY GOD!

It's Zoidbergs lovechild!

Nicely miss!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)

Hahahahahah

Thank you, sir. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)

Could you make it any bigger?

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)

Well yeah.

I could make it much much bigger.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)

if you did that with something that would smooth the hands out

that would actually be pretty good..

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)

I was thinking of vectoring the lines to smooth them out.

And thanks.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)

try doing it again. but entirely in vectors..

the thing about that kind of style (imo) is that all the lines have to be perfect or it just doesnt look right..

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)

Hmm...okay.

I'll give it a try. :]

EDIT: Like this?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)

blimey... KK in taking constructive critisism shocker.. *Grin*

i reckon that looks better than the original. question is, do you?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)

I quite like it, actually. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)

THAT'S COOL MAN, IS IT FOR A TATTOO?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:53, archived)

he appears to have a very square head.

was he grown in a little box like a watermelon?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)

Maybe...

hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)

Ban this cruel trade

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)

A horsy!

My first post.

(Peter_G, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)

Well done you.

There have been worst first posts.
Chairs are over there *points* Kittens, there *points*
You'll never leave, etc...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)

UNEXPECTED HORSE!

mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Mon 15 Dec, 21:48, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)

ahahaha.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)

hahahaha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)

I don't suppose you've got time during the day to have a quick brain scan this week?

Twenty quid.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)

I feel like I need one

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)

It'll prove you don't have head cancer.

Or that you do. Good to know, either way.
You get to sit in a comfy chair and watch a subtitled film of your choosing and they put gunk in your hair.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)

where can I purchase this item?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)

No, no, we give you the twenty quid, silly.

Melony needs one last person for her project.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)

do you only get £20

if you do have brain cancer ?

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connor, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)

what about if you've got cancer of the season ticket?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)

Heh heh heh

"there there, have £20, cheer up."

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)

it would be even worse

if you didn't have cancer and you had to go home without £20

(Peter_G, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)

i'm sure i've read about something like that

the students all gather round and one volunteers to go in the machine and does have brain cancer.

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connor, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)

can it be on Friday evening or Saturday daytime?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)

Ah, no, working hours only, that's the problem.

I'm just checking around for somebody with time off.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)

unfortunately I have no extra time off this year

however, I shall be about this weekend.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)

Fair enough.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)

Do the subtitles have to be in english?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)

Ha, no, it can be anything you like, but you have to wear headphones so that your brain can react to beeps

which apparently is something that can even be done by a comatose cat. Except it has to be humans for some reason.
Anyway you're 10,000 miles away so I doubt you're up for it somehow.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)

I expected that.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)

SURPRISE, BITCH

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)

why the long face?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)

duh..

he's a horse silly

(Peter_G, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)

How does it spell ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)

this is nice :D

welcome aboard!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)

Another xmas randomation, just because...

Previously

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..wil, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)

I approve of these.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)

Then I'll prolly do some more!

;)

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..wil, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)

These are spiffing

Lovely stuff.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)

Those candles look so real . . . that I actually tried to blow one out !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)

WITCHCRAFT!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:26, archived)

Cor, that's a bit pleasant

Clickywoo.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)

I think this is seriously excellent

how did you do it?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)

Beautiful!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)

very lush

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)

Bandwagons

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)

UNEXPECTED HORSE!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)

BOO YA

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)

WHATS THE CRAIC?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)

I suppose I am

*ducks*

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)

*throws shoe*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)

how's things?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)

thoroughly fluey

how about you?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)

strangely enough

all my bodily woes are rugby inflicted at the moment.

just drink shitloads of water

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)

I am also fluey

I just got a call from my boss saying someone else had gone home with scarlet fever and to go to the doctor.

I'm still trying to work out if he was joking.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)

check and see if he's in quarantine yet

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)

http://www.whatsthecraic.com

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)

more of a horse's arsehole there

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)

Surprise Bitch!

woo!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)

the cunt really did do a good job of dodging that...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)

it is like he was bullied at school

and for most of his adult life

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)

That's why his next job is to be a rodeo clown . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)

Instead of a Whitehouse one?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)

You betcha !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)

satire

at this time of night?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)

Apparently so!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)

you are a scoundrel!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)

Always horsing around . . . that one !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)

"You gonna hit me with that shoe?"

Neigh!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)

Ringer !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)

Lucky Horseshoe!

woo!

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)

Oh yes.

Fucking ace Mr Woodbine. Woo.

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Mod Edit, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)

Thank you very much

Mr Edit.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)

*click*

*click*
ARF to the 2nd power

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)

oh dear..

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)

TOO SOON!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)

hahaha extremely topical.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)

Extremist topical.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)

TOO BROWN!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)

SO TOO !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)

NOOST OO!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)

HOOTS MON

woo :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)

laf

laf laf laf

(ghandisandal, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)

TOO LATE!

For him it is

And I am off to bed

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)

hahaha

but also,

aaawww :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)

I don't get it...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)

british cops do what yank cops do every day

shoot people.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)

thank you for that insightful subtext

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)

...So they shot someone

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)

a couple of years ago

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)

report came out this week though! *mumbles*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)

Yes.

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ClanSoul, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)

Oh, alright, then

Also hi.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)

Hello :3

How're you?

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ClanSoul, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)

Not bad, fanks.

:]
You?

IM?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)

I am good thankyou :]

If you're still around then yeah :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)

An innocent brazilian guy

who they thought was a suicide bomber so they shot him.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)

Ooooooh

I think I remember hearing that

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)

hahaha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)

Oh by Christ, you bad, bad man!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)

that'll learn you to be an illegal immagant!

shoot em all i say!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)

/mail blog

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)

are you here illegally?

please step into the booth to receive payment, please sign here... no don't read it
press the red button ...yes it says "DEATH" on it, ignore that...
*pssshutttt(silenced gun noise)*THUD**trapdoor noise*
NEXT!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)

oh.

hoho.
That is very naughty.
I feel bad now, because I laughed.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)

you should have walter the wimp as a cop in the final frame

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connor, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)

^this^ *fires up potatoshop*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)

hahahah classic!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)

belated

roffle

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)

bona lisa

Q&C!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)

works for me

What a smile! :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)

cheers sir

but its fail! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)

FAILSMILE!

Best of all the smiles. Apparently all British people have one*

*according to Americans

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)

yes

we are all wokey teeth and bad breath!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)

My boss is in the States and he asked me if it is true that all Brits have shit teeth

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)

i have bad lower teeth

but then i was beaten up when i was younger!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)

oh noes!

Who would beat up someone as lully as you? You tell me where those bad boys went. I'll sort 'em out.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)

i was jumpped by

a load of blokes and had my face punched in - all good fun! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)

I say, that's just not cricket, old bean.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)

not at all

i recently got a friend request from the mains blokes wife on facebook! not likely!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)

Was there a picture of her?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)

yep

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)

link please

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)

i've set it to ignore

so i've lost the link - made me laugh

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)

I should have a look for Pompeyite ex schoolmates.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)

you could do

but i come from Cambridge (well before uni.) :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)

we talked about this before

however, my head is currently full of cement

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)

sounds like me

on a good day! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)

Would

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)

hahaha

sloppy seconds! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)

mostly dust by now, I should think

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)

I was aiming for the eye socket

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)

that is lovely shagger

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)

you filthy slut!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)

My . . . but she has aged well . . . hasn't she . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)

i was

trying to paint a clown face on her - but it didnt work! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)

hahaha! Lovely!

It's Janice from Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)

Was Mary a whore or was Joseph just a fool?

Not hugely original I know, but its not Christmas without some Mary and Joseph infidelity humour!

(CapnJustice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)

Both

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)

Other way round

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)

i know that jebus

was black - they said so in Dogma! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)

and to carry on a theme...

soz if bindun

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)

I would do Kate Bush

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)

ahh that reminds me i worked out i would have been 19 at

the time of the queens nose.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)

Which year?

It ran from 1995 to 2003

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)

ok, Uni for you

I still don't know which one you mean, the one with the big tits

Did you mean this one instead
www.imdb.com/title/tt0136682/

She had big tits

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)

nah they turned out not to be very big

I think she had a wad of tissue paper stuffed down/up her jumper.

edit : nah im pretty sure it was : Heather-Jay Jones
www.imdb.com/name/nm0428211/

edit 2 : time for bed. early start.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)

right in her Babooshka?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)

yep and any where else she wanted it up her

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)

lots of shoes about at the moment this

is in my top 5

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)

yay!

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rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)

Look at that shoe fly !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)

look at that s car go

from "team snail, at the grand prix"

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)

yays

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)

Marveloso!

Can I TJ?
I need to take vista off a pc and put xp on.
How do I format the hard drive to do this?

Yes, you are my howdoIformattellingbitches.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)

A magnet and some water

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)

Erm..so I can use it again?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)

It will work again

The water will not kill it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)

wip out the drive, stick it in another machine and format it

piss easy

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)

If you actually want to format & delete everything...

Press "F" after you tell Windows setup which drive you want to install XP on

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)

make a systems disk in windows 3.1 and boot from floppy

edit : or boot from cd and put the xp disc in it will on booting from the cd give you the option to format it.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)

I'll try the boot from cd method ta.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)

Make sure you can get drivers for your various hardware bits before you start,

this will save you lots of time.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)

OW! THAT REALLY HURTS!

who throws a shoe,honestly?

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)

hahaha

excellent stuff :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)

We're still having fun . . . and you're the one !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)

FIST! FIST! FIST!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)

"Lets fist again like we did last summer"

/Preacher blog

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)

If at fist you don't suck seed . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)

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