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# The Greek riots were just a cover story
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I thought that there was more to the Greece fires !
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Cool, riot photos are awesome.
*facebook graffiti whores*:
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(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# God dammit, your facebook graffiti pictures are insanely better than mine. It makes me weep.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Yeah but your b3ta posts are better than mine, even stevens
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# But then, we are the same person, so it evens out into one AWESOME DUDE.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Straight up!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# a man can dream... a man can dream..
...*tear*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Is that your gut tearing open?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Top toapage :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# is there a USB-Bender and a USB-Leela one?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# How crude
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# how right :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I tried the number it does not work
I want one
now
(i had to stop masturbating to type this)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ... how fat near frantically fwapping elbows
sounds like a recipe for 3rd degree cock burns...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# 3rd degree port?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# "cock burns"
sounds like something gay kids give each other instead of Chinese burns.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Don't they make Port........?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# it's a street in Edinburgh
my close personal friend used to be Assistant Manager of Fopp there (when there was one)... he was the "Ass Man of Cock St." on the company database...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Haha!
Admit it - it's not shopped - out of the IWOOT catlogue..... :o)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# unfortunatly
it isn't, if it was i'de be ordering it now
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Apply for patent now.
You could be the next Alan Sugar.

But without being a twat......
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# mmmmmmmm..
....sugar...
...hmmm, deep fryed sugar...

DEEP FRYED SUGAR, brb, gotta try something.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Yeah - high cholesterol bitrate...
*fwaps furiously*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# New Publication...


I hope you're satisfied Happytoast!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# haha
thats great, happy bday!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Ta
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Now that is cool... But unfortunatly been done...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard
I fucking clicked

Bastard

:)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# woo yay
also - is it aw cunt's birthday today or something?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# 22 again...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# But I hate daleks.
Woo :)
Edit: any excuse
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(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# The horses one has that effect as well!!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# daleks = Nazis
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# oof
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Hahaha
fucking hell that's well wrong.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I know, I still can't understand how I'm not in Hull.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Erm...
we are. I thought that was obvious
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# arfness
*dear eau dear*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# hahaha
Now waits for someone to record the song
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# All Right . . . Have A Botty b3taday !
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# oooh, that picture is lovely
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Why thank you
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Enjoy your cupcake . . . it has a half life of . . . well . . . a looooong time !
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# thanks
nom nom........
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Fantastic
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ahahahahaha
quality
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Cheers Mr S
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Lovely!
and a very happy b3taday to you!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Ta beaucoup
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Happy B3ta Day
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# splendid job
and happy b3taday! x
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# thank you kindly
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Iechyd Dalek
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Racist!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# hehehe
filmed in Cardiff no doubt
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Happy b3tatiems!
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Thank you and sorry for posting one straight after you
did not realise
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Nae probs :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# hehe
Da iawn!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Get to work . . . or . . . plug 'n play !
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Posted the cat a couple years ago, but now
she's broke to ride.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# haha
I wish I had a ticket to ride
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Wicked cool!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Thanx--X-rays are cool to work with
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Your zoetrope
makes my art garfunkle
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# haha--I've no frikkin idea what that means
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Make all bones about it !
Ride Sally Ride !
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I've tried not to be too osteo-stentatious about it all
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Drink more melk . . . stay away from the cheeeeeze !
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Sorry
to hear your cat is broke. I'd advised to not say you'll get her/him fixed withon earshot though. I'm still recovering from doing that..
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# :) Advise taken
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# not really worth a thread but

we needs more Nora Batty on ma b3taday!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Gnopsa Batty
I AM FUCKING HILARIOUS... STOP WATCHING ME
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I've had her....
With a Lard Butty and a pint of Northern!

Did I wish you a Happy Bird-Day?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# that bird is clearly filled with remorse
because it is a shiny sham and everything about it is a lie.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# also
it has two types of aids... and bum flaky arse disease.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# shows how much you care
the bird in that picture is dead now... DEAD!! Also, his children (a hamster and a mug which he adopted out of his own money which he earned by giving blood) are homeless and hungry and they have to man whore on the streets of London to pay for their drug habit
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# thanks you very much
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Ëåêñèêîí . . . Please wait . . . the reception is poor to her anteni !
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# That's no poncho.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# :D
well that's that ruined then...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Oooooff!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Head's up !
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# The joke that never ever ends
Woo! :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# uhhhhggh...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Heh
Heh heh heh heh.

Heh!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# what the duck?


Click for bigger (211KB)

i did some long expose pics last night of my friend, look what happened when i struck a match in front of her? pretty cool eh? :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Cute,
the flame too
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Happy b3taday! :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Cheers buddy!
6 long years, bloomin eck!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Have a happy six candle day . . . Rock On !
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Deep within the womb of time
the creature thus be born...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Wooohooo!!
yay!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I would like to have embedded a tune in there . . .
so . . . just use your imagination and . . . Rock On !
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I decided that I would imagine
Pantera - Living Through Me (Hells' Wrath)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Great Choice . . . Rock On !
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# woo
aceness-that's some party startin'up:)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# isn't she? :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# HAppy bday
you and jj I made him a cake :/ where is he?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I'll have cake!
mmmm
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# ahh what the heck
go on then here have a slice


im sure he wont mind
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# aaah fank you!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# ii <- two more candles for ya xD
edit : i
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Happy Kandanle day
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# duck phoenix!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Hahaha utterly this!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# err.. yeah.
Try a lighter, you get great sparkly air things
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# good idea!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Wait, I've got a really old photo of just this, gimme a second or so...
Edit:
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See.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I love the way that you have shopped both Henry and teh quo into that image...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# You must have missed Portillo and Count duckula also in there
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# * Looks harder... Fuck Me!

No... go on, fuck me...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Ay!
/Cartman blog
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Is that you?
*grooms*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# It was me.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Oh, you have a non-stalkable profile :¬(
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# ha, sorry. got bored of it a while ago just white washed it.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# its a duck
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# no it's not
it's an argentinian racing pigeon!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# coconuts
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# swallow?
of the african variety?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# swallow or spit?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# *roasts*
*at both ends*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Right that's IT!
*goes home hot & bothered*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# did you souse her with petrol before?
nice duck.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# quack!
that's pretty cool :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I love the way that you have shopped both Henry and teh quo into that image...

* When will Tuesday end....!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# This.
RPS sucks. Give it up.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# .... i did?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Fireduck!
fireduck
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Was the match a Swan Vestas?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Or a Duck Y-Frontas?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# quack quack quack quack
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# leave the aperture open
and make squiggly light pictures with it.

NOW
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Not shopped...
...but unique, handmade and a good catch. Please accept this click as a token of my appreciation.

*Clonk*

Sorry - I'll try that again;

*Click!*

Ah - there we go.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# actually...
it was sorta shopped, but just to take out some unwated light...i dont know if that counts though.

thanks anyway :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Well...
If what you have posted is funny, interesting or just makes me go "Ohhhhh..." and is genuinely original as far as I can tell, then I'll click the fuck out of it, even if it isn't 'Shopped or altered in some way. Just look at some of the hand-drawn or Lego album covers that were done recently.

Whether you 'Shopped this or not - for clarity, effect or otherwise - is unimportant. It met the criteria above.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Lovely....
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# :D
also - phwoar!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# wrong kind of exposure for my liking
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# your mom!
thats whats whos wrong for my liking :P
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Post the one where her hair caught fire and she ran around screaming
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# GINGER NUTS! I FECKIN' HATE GINGER NUTS!!!
.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Go on Santa - give her one!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I'd give her two.
And a cup of tea
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# and Batenburg...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# pffft
this is the logical conclusion you come to from looking at this picture.. :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# A Ginger Nut you filthy sod!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# haha
oh ok, so I'm the paedo after all.. oh well

*moves to vietnam*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Actually...
...I was trying to give the impression that he was watching as she continued through the double glass door and into the kitchen....Damn, I knew I shouldn't have left those frames out!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Ginger nuts are nice
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# nah
they make all the other biscuits in the biscuit tin taste gingery
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Ginger is good
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# No. No it most certainly is not.
Now go to your room.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I am in my room
Ginger is lovely
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *brain asplodes*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Ginger as the food and ginger as the hair colour are lovely
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# *punish fucks*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# ginger is ace
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Name a cool, sexy man with ginger hair
with a greater degree of coolness and sexiness than Mick Hucknall, Chris Evans or Rob Manuel if that were somehow possible.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Who said anything about men
Mick Hucknall is infected zit of a rapist

Plus what has coolness and sexiness got to do with it?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# It was just from a conversation I had last week
Women with ginger hair can be sex symbols, men can't. Makes no sense.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# this is true
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# *tastes*
who left Vagabond's brain in with the Ginger Biscuits...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# ... again?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# *slinks away*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Ginger, like marzipan
is the food of the devil.
It should be banned I tell ya, BANNED!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Mazipan is evil
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# whats wrong with mazipan?
its lovely
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# it smells of Almonds
The smell of almonds is natures warning, as it is telling you that it is dangerous to eat that bit of food, as it will kill you.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I believe arsenic smells of almonds
almonds and arses, hence the name.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# yes, this is why mazipan is evil
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# A logical scientific conclusion
and you cannot argue with science because science will always twat you in the murray and win.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# wait a minute...
let me try and follow your logic...

mazipan is bad because it smells like almonds which means it's full of arsenic because it smells like arse...?

make sense to me.

What about ginger wrapped in Marzipan... and then served on an arse?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# that would just be unhygienic
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Cyanide ashally
Arsine gas smells faintly of garlic.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I had a feeling I was getting my poisins mixed up
due to not paying enough attention in chemistry at school.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# I correct you. Ginger makes every edible good better by x 1000
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Hmm ginger flavoured marzipan
there's an idea.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I love 'em
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# They're right tasty
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# for some reason this made me chortle
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# It's a great marketing slogan
Ginger Nuts - They're right tasty...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# get to it sir!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# After a million in one night, I think the big man's lost it?
Ho Ho Nooooo!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# x

(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# The tiger needs to watch it, that rabbit has sharp pointy teeth
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Ah TOLD yer! Ah told yer, but oooooohhhhhh no! Oooooh no!
"Iss jus a bloody rabbit!" ya said ...!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# The holy hand grenade of Antioch
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Five is right out.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# never say five
because it sounds to much like fire
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Mmm ... fire ...
... cleansing ...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Fire is good for every thing
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# And its breath smells like carrots and rabbit holes
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Indeed.
Many of them do

(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Crikey!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# That reminds me of the Victorian myth of "fannies with teeth"
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# awwww
woosome
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# bless! ^_^
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Smittens!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# That sets off my Gaydar...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Awwwww
www2.b3ta.com/i-love-you/

^^^ my favourite thing ever
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Fetch the "Holy Hand Grenade" !
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Once upon a time
There was an embargo...A boycott if you will, of all things MPFC. Then again, it were mostly fields round these parts.

*sucks dentures*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# But... but.... I just want to sing....

"and you can shut that bloody noise up!"
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Sircus?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# well spotted
*hangs head in shame*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Aww
that's lully
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# hmmmm
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Quick and rubbish...
been meaning to have a go at this all day but w*rk keeps getting in the way.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Oh my
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Babs?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Sweetie dahling?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# *muwa* muwa*
luncheon dahling?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Myra?
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Amy?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
This calls for Daleks with 'taches.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I have the three amigos song going through my head now!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Some clown tried this before!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Arf!
It looks like a turd ;)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# you are pitied
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Thankyou :(
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# funny
but what's with the weird black shape?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# the edge of the film
each frame has been moved aroundloads in order to steady the image.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# oh, I see
ta
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Cuts out the real perpetrator's!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# It's to hide the CIA, FBI, mafiosi, boy scouts and freemasons that really killed him
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# i was the second shoe thrower
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# hehehe
She wants that shoe
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Back & to the left...Back & to the left...Back & to the left...Back & to the left...Back & to the left...Back & to the left...Back & to the left...
Nice work ! :o)

Shoegate rocks.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
printmaestro:)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Maestro indeed!
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Too soon, dude, too soon!
That's actually a very good version of the Zapruder film, and well executed.

(Puns? What puns?)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Biggest b3taLOL for ages over here.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# As a follow up
to this post, here's the finished, full resolution, properly coloured version of the "nice" image.
Click for desktop size.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I like those
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# well now you can look at them
from the comfort of your own desktop! :D
or something...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Why is it sometimes rainy and sometimes sunny in your images?
Lovely stuff by the way... ;)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Because I try to represent
the duality and juxtaposition of humanity and nature, of life and death and of good and bad. I feel the use of water falling invokes a feeling of wistful nostalgia and depression which I feel brings a sense of melancholy which I feel is something which is often missing from our postmodern, draconian society or so I feel.

or something...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# lush
....cious:)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# This is in Bristol...
Is it not?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Lovely as Norton is, have a 2MD for today
I promise I won't post any more till tomorrow.



edit: aha. Sorry for contributing to threadrush.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# wow
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Yus?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# *hug*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# :D *hug*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# *tug*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Dirty Bertie.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# *toot, toot*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# yeah, beep beep
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# pootle, pootle?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# needs more tentacle squid rape
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Enough whiteys bum the Japanese without me as well.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# needs more happy conga eel
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# splurb!
off for a stroll down the promenade?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# VOTES FOR WOMEN
otherwise, maiming.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Oh my!
How bizarely smashing!

Woo!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Why thank you!
Tis but a doodle. As they all are.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I wish I could doodle like you!
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Nah, you don't
you'd have had all the kids you went to school with demanding you draw them things ALL DAY LONG.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Little Miss Chthulu?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Bramwellpus.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I wish
I was a monstrous tentacle monster ... then I'd show everyone EVERYONE!!!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# But we can see us already....
well, except the blinds. Are you going to cure them?

TENTACLE JESUS! *genuflects*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# very good my child
*beneficences*

*tries hard to grow longer beard*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# lovely, miss :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Why thank you.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# It reminds me of something
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# The Thing?
Resident Evil 4?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# for some reason "The league of Extraordinary Gentlemen", even though there wasn't anything like that in the books
But it would fit well in them, DO MORE OF THEM ALAN!!!!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# *grows beard and removes sense of humour gland*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# pffft
He isn't one for laughs, don't think the beard would suit you though
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# That's where you're wrong.
Well, I look awesome with a tache, I know this much.

Well, a tache made out of eyebrow pencil.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# You need a roundish face to pull of a beard well
Mine is starting to look good, now that some white is appearing in it
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I don't know what shape mine is any more.
I've got cheekbones again, which is fun.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# A thin face doesn't work with a beard and defiantly not a goatee, as it just makes you look like a twat
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# See, now my best boy mate
he's got a slim face and a wonderful beard, and it looks great on him.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# depends if the beard has been styled or not
Not, is best
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Don't get me started on my notepad.
I've got a big T on here with my phone number on that'd make you shit yourself with glee.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Are you flirting with me?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Did I stop at any point?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Of course not.
I just needed confirmation renewal for my records.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I'm a right old flirt.
I dread to think what I'll be like when I'm old.

Well, Nanny Ogg. That's what we've decided. My best friend is very Weatherwax as well.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# wahey!
Mistress Weatherwax
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Yes!
Though I am not a dwarf, but I can be jolly charming.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I shall be a cross between her and Ma Larkin.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I fully intend to be somewhere along the lines of Corporal Carrot vs. Elvis
via Death and The Librarian.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Get some Vimes in there
I've got a thing about Vimes.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Too grumpy.
Though I like his philosophy.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# That's not my Cow
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# but I touched it
I liked the taste of it cherry milkshake
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Vimes is ace, there should always been more Vimes
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I am
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# OI! COME BACK WITH THOSE BISCUITS!!!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# *crumbs*
they have been confiscated for the good of your own good... and also - erm - these aren't even biscuits, they're a disease of the mind...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# give those chocolate hob nobs back this instant!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# not that you pay me any attention
*sings a sad sad song*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Is it Angel of Death
by Slayer?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# *strums geetar*
Evuh-rey rose has it's thow-wo-wo-ahn ... !
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Awesome
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Cheers lovely :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# cor
acely-fantasticall-rific!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Hahaha, calm yourself.
*hug*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# yes calm him down, he is after my bum
I keep on telling him no
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# mwahahaha
:)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# 2 Minute Doodle...
I love the way you have got her left foot to look like an "8", her right foot to look like a "C" and her afterbirth to look like "WO"
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# like you.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# very nice indeed, woo.
elegantacles
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Bluetooth marketing was probably more insensitive than the poster...


...and yes, I'm probably going to hull for this.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Needs more innocence
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# it's funny 'cause they killed an innocent man
LOL!!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# He was a foriegner.
So yes - it is funny.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Police brutality lolz
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Lolice Force
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Previous post deleted
Wasn't trying to troll and didn't mean to get people's backs up

Soz for the negative lulz
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# How the hell do you sign in?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Carefully... Very carefully...
Think I might change it soon, but if I search the board for part of the name then I can normally find the full thing. Then it's all just copy and paste :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Backwerds?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Yay for backwards usernames!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I for one applaud the Met for their tough stance on illegal immigrants.
Daily Mail FTW
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# How Big!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! *takes breath* Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# hehe,
I imagine the crane would tip and they would all slide off.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# This needs to be done.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# ciggybreak paintyspore :)

thankeee for niceness :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# totally and utterly brilliant!
*click!*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# smashin'
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# *fwips twelvty times*
I heart this!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# haha ta :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# splendid
how long was that ciggybreak?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# about ten minutes
I roll my own so they go out a lot :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# you're a dude, man
a real dude
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Why do they always look like knitted seams in your images?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# they do enjoy disassembling themselves
and rearranging bits into new variations. I guess some are less adept with personal cellular reconstruction than they are with a needle and thread :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Still would though... Ay!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I like it, do more
woo

*click*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I will
with my next ciggy comes another pic :)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Lovely stuffs!
:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# marvellous
I love your stuff
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# nice
That is made of win
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Eeeek!!!!!

(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Is that a 'Darthlek'? :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# excellent work :)
woo
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# oh bloody hell
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I wish you'd cock off and stop nicking Chedge's work . . .
Woo! Top stuff!



(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I want one !
Boing boing boing
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ride 'em!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *ride's 'em!*


(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Hey!
That's no moon!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# This rings a bell
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# How much piss
Can a mindpiss piss?

Mine is at least 4 years old. Trump that!

:)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# ARF
and woo:D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Dalek Vader!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# oh, we are fucked.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# woo death starminate
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I almost get this ;)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Nicely shopped.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# ^ That's shit!

EIT: Sorry what I meant to say was "Well Done"
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# where is everyone?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)
# <Over there>
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)
# ah
wanna play snap?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Yeah!
Who do we make snap?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# how about......
er....


Terence Trent D'Arby?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Is he still alive even?
How about Bill Oddie? He's always good for a laugh.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# haha!
fab!
ooh there's a lot of daleks here today, this is good :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# haha
Top shop
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# :D
Clickywoo!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# bindun?

edit:
The above advert does not necessarily reflect upcoming products, nor the views of Symantec Corporation.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# pffft
that would give you aids in an instant, and then threaten to cut your knob off if you don't pay the renewal fee
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# All of this
Norton raped my machine to the point that even my tech-head, IT-bod mate was shocked.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# yeah I learnt the hard way
it was such an utterly shit product.. my main purpose in life is now to get as many people as possible to uninstall Norton.

I'm like an internet vampire hunter
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I used norton for a while
and it did protect me from viruses, it did it by rendering my computer completely unusable
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hahaha
you have to admit, that's effective protection right there. A bit like protecting someone from falling over by breaking both their legs.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Genuine LOL!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hahahaha
exactly!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# You and me both.
I used to recommend Norton to all my clients. I think it was the 2006 version that completely fucked a bunch of them over, and I felt obligated to help clean up the mess since I'd recommended it. It's a piece of shitful system-crushing bloatware.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Norton yes,
I had it for 2 weeks and got rid of it.

But the old Symantec Corporate, which I have had on my computer since I got it, is absolutely brilliant! About a year after I got the computer, I suddenly remembered that I had never installed any anti-virus software and thought fuck! Then, as I was installing something or another, it said I already had one running.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Arf!
*awaits Archie's pearoast*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# *refuses*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Am I the only one who reads that with an "oooo" sound?
Making it sound silly?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# yes, yes you are
yes you areAND you're rubbish at drawing . . . C];0p


(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# *is emotionally scarred*
*becomes cold and distant and unable to talk about love*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# here ya go then . . .


Oh . . . what?


(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Silly Dave!
It's "A Franking machine" not "An"!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# this is one of my favouritest things ever
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Fritzl Attack!
Click for bigger
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# & that
n all :o)

*clunk*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Now THAT...
... is proper funny :o)

Shooms-approved *clunk*

PS Am I the only one who'd love to see Anne Frank - the panto... ? "She's behind you...." yadda yadda hey....
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# she's under the floorboards!
oh no she isn't!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# This
needs more drum solo
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
And this is why we all missed you so much when you disappeared :D

How do Mr the Hat? How are the the Hat tribe?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I've just had lunch with TLH
\\o/


(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Very nice!
In Northampton itself? Or one of the lovely villages? I should be in Northampton in January. I shall warn you before though, so you can avoid me ;)
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Cagney's in the Derngate
Not bad


(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Awesome!
They do fine burgers :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# no, they were quite chunky . . .
they were quite chunky . . .

(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Arf!
You are a silly :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hahahaha
I still love this, even if it's the millionth repost!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# yeah
according to search it's the fourth time . . . I don't think it goes back far enough


(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
feckin' ACE!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Bindun
By Cassette Boy (track 18 of Dead Horse):

www.discogs.com/release/569178

But those stamps are much chortles!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Are there AVG condoms that do a better job and cost nothing?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# ahah this.
although Avast is the best now.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I have a number of them...
AVG, Avast, Spybot, Adaware. No wonder my laptop runs sloooowly.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# free ones are all shit i'm afraid
they are free for a reason

lack important features, buffer overflow detection, heuristic scanning, cleanup abilities, late updates etc.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I do feel this.
I run avast on my travelling laptop, purely for the fact that I use it so rarely, but as I said above, I run Symantec Corporate on my main computer and I have never had a single problem with it whatsoever.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# :(
you won't know u have a virus with that engine i'm afraid :(

(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Unfortunate but true.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Avast
I agree, I wouldn't use anything but these.

As for Norton condoms, I'd rather use a plastic bag and elastic band.

(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
^this^
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# needs more
symantec sementec
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Ah poo
you beat me to it...
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Um!
If this is the AV, What is the full protection package, Chastity Belt ?
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# can't be Norton, there is no great big hole in it, to let all the viruses through
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# that's obviously a trojan
*uninstalled 150+ norton with psexec yesterday, then installed teh lovely sophos*

edit: and lo and behold there were 8 viruses running freely!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# The real world, as opposed to the online one.
also,
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# .
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# lololololol!!!!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)
# lolol
hahahaha awesome!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Sementec more like...
Ha hahaha haha ahah ahahha hahha hahaha ahah ahahaha ahhahah ahahah a ha ha ha lol, rofl. Plop.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)

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