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Here's an offer that's difficult to refuse...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

Why is it always pooing in your images?

edit: the little monkeylemur thingy looks like a fat monkeylemur thingy wearing a white gun holster

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)

HEEEE'S POOPIN

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Shada, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

Hahaha

it's gone everywhere!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

Hahaha

Horsecock!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

GAH

*clicks*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)

Hahahaha...

Horsecock...*clicks*...dammit...

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Ninj, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)

LOL

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)

it's the real thing.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)

Yea!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

....st.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

Thank god!

I've got raging thrush.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

that's nothing, I have an agressive magpie....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)

Hahahahahaahahah

*tea monitor collision*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)

YEEEEEAAAAASSST!

(Tealord - the Tesco Value David Tennant., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)

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(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

on noes!

it will steal my cornfalkes!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

oo, I like that font

what is it?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

Hurry Up, apparantly

Enjoy!

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

ah, Ray Larabie

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)

It's one of them high risk hedge funds

run before it credit crunches us

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

Dragon is a alien

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

Rhythm is a dancer

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)

I hope you're as serious as cancer when you say that

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)

Hmm no reason other than to say don't waste your money

Although it may be cathartic as i've just done £1500 in 20 minutes after a boozy lunch break.

I think I'll stick with the fags and booze and kick the roulette habit.

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WOLF .™, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

I'm meant to be going for a cigarette, and I will, right after I tell you to....

play poker. It's nicer, and there's more chance of winning (well, certainly seems so for me. Maybe I'm shite at roulette).

You know this, obviously. Still, be careful. If you've got money like that to burn, I'd save it if I were you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

Roulette is a mugs game

blackjack has a system, and works. Poker isn't about the cards, it's about the play, but great fun :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

~~roulette~~ gambling

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

I think gambling is being generous

burning £50 notes is more apt

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WOLF .™, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)

fruit salads are the key

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

I don't really like Blackjack. After 5 or so hands it's boring as hell.

Texas Hold 'Em. It's my favourite game, even more so than Monopoly.

Exactly. It's about the play. More chance of winning.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

Texas Pickup FTW

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

nonsense

Luna Crabs is the best game ever. I don't care if there's no money involved.

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)

Chuckie Egg beats Luna Crabs

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)

I wish to revise my previous choice of Best Game Ever.

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

it's either Metal Gear Solid IV

or Pitch and Toss

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

I bumped into 3 guys I used to go to school with as a nipper

and they all make a living as "professional" online poker players... essentially they live at home and they wait until late at night and on the weekends when people are sleepy and drunk and they take money off them in poker games.

Scum.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

*subscribes to their newsletter*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

It works...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

whether or not it's true I'm not sure

but one of them proposed with a straight face that they make about £2000 a month easily.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

Is it worth the effort for £2k a month?

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WOLF .™, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)

I'm not sure

... although I doubt it

also - they all seemed wan and bitter, which they never were (although last time I knew them they were 17 or something so - perhaps the intervening years living at home have not been good to them).

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)

wan / bitter

yep that's middle age

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WOLF .™, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)

I once made £1500 in a fortnight

playing online poker

and I'm not even that good

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)

So do sunglasses but they're still the equivalent of having a big sign over your head saying

'I have no confidence in my ability to keep a straight face'.

I have a real hatred of sunglasses in poker.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

I watched a match on tv, where some little prick had sunglasses, a large baseball cap, and earphones on.

I was delighted when he got fucked by the flop.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

It's just unnecessary.

If you can't play poker without aids then don't play.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)

pffft

*doesn't make AIDS joke*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)

Good lad.

Right, time for a cigarette.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)

Play to win.

By any means necessary.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)

^this

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

... this is what has to be done

make way, 'cause here I come!

My DJ Cuts material

[cuts]

Grand Imperial...

It's a mus' that I bus' any mic you're handing me, it's inherited it runs in the family... and so on.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

Malcolm X poker FTW.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

Flop

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arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)

See, when I'm sleepy I'll call on the flop

go 'shit'
call on the turn
go 'oh for fuck sake Fae'
and then get a flush (usually ace high) on the river.

Jammy bint, me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

I refuse to play poker online due to the number

of games that are played by bots, you have very little chance of winning....

errrm yes err .. ok i'd rather lose fairly than be cheated.

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WOLF .™, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)

What places are these?

Certainly not the place I play online.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

A lot of the low pot games are targetted by bots

If you have a couple of pc's you can download bots and set em off

www.scribd.com/doc/2561219/Do-Poker-Bots-Work

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WOLF .™, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)

Hmmmm, it was the 'very little chance of winning' bit that threw me.

That's not my experience of online poker. Over agressive spaniards that don't really know how to play (all in all in all in all in all in all in all in etc etc) is more what I've encountered.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)

Lucky twats getting straights

going all in with OS 3 8 when I've got AA is my experience

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

you don't fool me with your foreign language

I know you're only after one thing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

I love Poker

but you have to play with people at a relatively same standard as yourself.

Play with good players they take you to the cleaners.
Play with shit players and they get lucky

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)

WHATTT?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

WWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY??????!!!!!!!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

whoooooooooooo?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

they didn't say who

all they left was their calling card - a card with their name on it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

HOW?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

through a series of tightly correographed

show pieces and an array of baked products.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

Was it Margarita Pracatan?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

HELLO DAAAAAARLEEEEEEENGS

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

I actually saw her live

It was the Phoenix Festive in '96 some band cancelled on the main stage and she happened to be there and stood in.
So everyone turned up expecting to see some pretty big name band (I can't remember who) and she played instead. She was terrible, exuberant and utterly brilliant.
Everyone had a whale of a time.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)

yes... yes it was

*dusts hands together*

another mystery solved... and only 3 days from retirement.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

hoooooooooooooooow?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

SHOP US A KITTIN

It's cheaper, see

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

did you see my amazing 'shop of the death star slowly rising out of the ocean like the raising of the ship in James Cameron's "The Abyss"?

It was awesome!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

Link me up, big boy!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9020773

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

You're all confusing me and now I have to go.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

DON'T GO

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Shada, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)

Couldn't it be rising out of a kitten?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

until it starts demanding catnip, toys, collars to lose

and constant access to sitting-space on anything you're currently doing.

Then you might want to take it back to the shop.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

You silly moo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

£1500? Seriously?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

this!!

with knobs on

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

ah well I think I will

abstain for some time now.

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WOLF .™, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

it wasn't real money was it?

say it ins't so?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

it ins't so.

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arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)

Yeah it was

There's no point playing for fake money.
It's not the most i've lost or won, but I think today I've decided to quit it completely.

£1500 isn't really a problem, but more bugger - what else I could have spent that on.

Arghh now i've come out to B3TA I will resolve to quit -

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WOLF .™, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)

£1500 isn't really a problem? blimey

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

MERE POCKET CHANGE

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Shada, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

anyway - i've decided to quit now

with B3TA as my witness

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WOLF .™, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

Yep. Yeah.

Or... you could... you could win it all back! Double! It might be your lucky day, man

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Shada, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)

hahahahha

YES - lets get ready to GAMBLE !!!!

*may contain trace of further lose ; )

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WOLF .™, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

Hopefully he means virtual pounds

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

alas not

Surely real gambling is less sad than errm second life gambling.

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WOLF .™, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)

Well you wouldn't lose 1500 in second life gambling :<

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Shada, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)

No idea mate

but it sounds just as expensive

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

ahh well

think of it as a ford scorpio and you will be glad you lost that money

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

fuck yes

when was the last time you saw a Ford scorpio?
they must be a rarity

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WOLF .™, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

Fecking hell

That could feed and clothe all the meerkats in the Kalahari and Namib deserts with still some left over for a fish supper for a few prides of lion.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)

I'd wear it...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

Holy Buggering Salamanders™!

that is going to give me nightmares....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)

You still would though:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

that mental image image is so sickening and disturbing I cannot think up a funny reply.

not that I can think up funny replies at any other time, mind you....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)

You could have asked if it came with free cancer I suppose.

*shuffles off back under stone*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)

Everything comes with free cancer these days

last week I read bacon gives you cancer

I've decided to give up reading

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)

reading gives you eye cancer anyway, so its a good move.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)

"I read a book once. It was green."

/Porridge

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)

hahah, wasn't that a Brian Glover line?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

haha

my mate at University had only 3 books:

Biography of Status Quo
How To Play Electric Guitar
Haynes manual for 1978 Capri

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

How is Boris Johnson these days?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

befuddled

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)

Good to know that in an uncertain life

Something remain constant.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

That's the sadest thing I've heard so far this year.

cancer from bacon. It's like the world coming to an end.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)

with that on your penis the funny is done for you

...TO HULL! and don't spare the horses.

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arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)

And by "nightmares"

I assume you mean "wet dreams"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)

That's what her body looked like pre boob job anyway:P

woo.

EDIT:
I wonder how long before they give up the ASDA retence and just call it Malmart. Fucking immoral, creationist owned, slave labourers that they are.

EDIT EDIT: Oh all you lully peeps that showed an interest in e3ta.com I may have a coder. So once I've organised the hosting it'll be all steam ahead.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)

*shows interest*

what's it going be for?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)

basically it turns out there are lots of b3tards that are into growing their own food

and sourcing food resposibly. THe silly thing is that people think going that is more expensive but if you do it properly it actually a hell of a lot cheaper.
So it really about how you can do it and any advice or knowledge you may want to pass on.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)

nice.

best of luck with that then, you fucking hippy :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)

Who the hell thinks it's a lot more expensive?? It's obviously going to be cheaper.

Just a lot more work than popping down to Sainsbury's :)

Good luck!

*pops down to Kaiser's*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

No I meant buying what you don't make.

Stand chicken costs about £4 depending on size. Free range is about 7-8.
Standard bird, contary to popular believe, has about the same nutrician as a big mac.

EDIT: Although not only is it easy to buy and look after but very cheap to have your own chicken. YOu can get ex battery ones for about a quid each!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)

good luck with that, Ghostie,

I don't think there is anything I can lend to help with it, but I am looking forward to seeing it!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)

Cheers

I'm dreading what I've let myself in to!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

Jessus shuddering fuck!

Mind bleach!

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)

awwww, how cute!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

aaaargh

save for web has crashed my photoshop!

AGAIN!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)

You might need to invest in a new 'pooter

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

it is a new pooter - 2x2.8GHz Quad Core Intel Xeon Mac

with an added extra 2 gig of RAM since yesterday

I feel it's Photoshop that's gone rogue

only does this with save for web

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)

tell Adobe

... but also tell them that it ... erm... insulted your religion and that now you need £25.17p to help you get over the stress of it all.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

I have a Save for web here at work

which is suspiciously slower than the one I have at home. It's the same version.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

that's cos the one at home is closer

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)

I hope you saved the source and/or lossless version first :(

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)

gargh

have you thought about reinstalling the OS on your computer..? it helps every now and then

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)

She makes me feel rather jaded...

How does someone with no known abilities manage to remain famous?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)

Cancer always helps...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

Kermit disagrees with you

waka waka

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)

Because she's all racist, and she's got canker, innit.

Think of the headlines.

*taps side of head*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

must.... obey... the sauce.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)

Hahaha

Hynosauce!

EDIT: I so want to rotate the toats the other way...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)

hahaha magical, dancing eggy breds... mmmm...

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)

Magic French toast FTW!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)

I wish I knew how to make that my loading cursor!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)

\o/

That wasn't in Delia's recipe!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)

No bastard ketchup is going to tell ME what to do!

I take orders from HP

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)

yesterday I found

limited edition extra matured warchestyshire sauce... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

star cloud star star cloud star?

but what can it MEAN?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)

That you touch yourself

Yes. The cosmos is aware.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

finally the 14 year wait is over...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

Because people make her famous

If no one gave a shit she would cease to be famous

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

eughf

*recoils*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)

gah!

not long now though

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

She is one of the more obvious symptoms of the cancer that is reality TV and its audience.

Still would, though.

Even more now, in fact.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

that is a deep statment

about shallowness

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)

Someone - Doris Day? Mae West? Said "Deep down I'm very shallow" hahahahahaha cool as.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)

I've been playing with textures and stuff. Started off with happy fun good times yes and ended up with this:

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)

It was number 3, officer.

*cries*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)

Pffft.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

Hahahahaha

*has been called a number 2 before*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)

I'm number one.

This will only make sense if you've seen a lot of scrubs. Hooray, I get to be the disabled hat chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

hello number one

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

Hey number two!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)

I watched the first 5 series religiously

but I'm not so much of a fan of the later ones.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

I've only got s1-4

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

your younger ghost is molesting me

kindly stop, younger ghost

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Shada, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

Dirty old town, dirty old town

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

Naaa sorry. I've been kissed against walls by so many ghosts.

Also yays. I have a refresh button on my new mouse:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

needs more rain

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

argh, I recognise that

but I can't place it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

Oysterband

"No Reason To Cry"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)

this is

lovely scripture

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

Innit?

Is a folk band called Oysterband (NOT The Blue Oyster Cult). It's an ace tune.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)

you there that man...

I'm thinking of starting a hippy commune and I need tortured and skilful darkly artistic rough types to give it gravitas... do you know any?

*sniggers*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)

*sracist*

/ac

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)

My younger ghost is wanking

his fist does rise and fall
I hear him fucked by sots like me
Could you blow him now at all?

...sorry.

*veryy woo :D*

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arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

Toon Time.

What should I draw the'day?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

SA crew in Watchmen

plz!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

Or watchmen in SA!

Or Steampunk Scarlett!

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Ratsta, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

I thought watchmen was due out imminently?

I am Confused

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

imdb says

6^th March.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

nah, thought it was june/july until recently (can't remember where I got that though), unless the distribution rights causes more problem, then we'll be lucky if its a christmas release, probably

but that's just a guess

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

but there IS a trailer for it isn't there?????

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

You ask too many questions

*clicks fingers*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

with too much punctuation

although as I barely remember to use it then I guess it all comes out evens in the end doesnt it just yes yes siree

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arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

there's three, I think

at least.

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arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

yeah, a few of them....

apparently the 'freighter comics bits will be released separately, along with some of the earlier background stuff... There will be a version of the movie later on with it all mixed in as it is in the original story...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

there is the animated comics out there somewhere

they are/were on the WB website but it's region locked to US only.. but I'm sure they'll be around somewhere... I aint seen them myself, though, so I dunno what they are like.

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arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

really? cool, I might have to go and look for those when I get in....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

The BBC reported the spat with Fox in November

There's been nothing on that since: I presume it's all cleared up...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

I saw a tralier for it in the cinema the other night

I was too blown away to notice when it was coming out though.

It looks very good.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

my cinematic experience went down hill from there

... you see my little sister had asked me to take her to see Twilight at the cinema and I made the mistake of not saying no.

Professor UnderCover's Potted Review:
Gad Damn that film sucks balls.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

there's a very simple three word song which beautifully encapsulates my feelings:

TWILIGHT SUCKS BALLS

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

Yeah, but at least it's got Bedlam in it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

who what when where how why?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)

Draw a self portrait whilst pretending to be David Hasslehoff.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

I've just read "Watchmen"

so how about your take on Rorschach and the silk spectre

Edit - Blimey, people have Watchmen on the brain

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

Some Street Fighter Chloe

But I guess you'll end up doing a watchmen pic anyway ;o

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

A sentient mountain of Christmas chocolate mocking Kat as she stands on the scales

contemplating her New Years resolutions

...not that the gal seems to have all that many issues with her weight

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

I HATE YOU ALL

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)

Oh, do kindly be fucking off

We're so over this

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)

*blinks*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

Wotcha sah!

*glomps*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)

Isithte17thyet!?

OhBoyOhBoyOhBoy!
gleeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

*shivers in car just around corner*

*checks watch*

nope...not yet...

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)

What happens here?

hullo Jessie

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)

Hallo mijn vriend

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)

Hallo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

are you ok? would you like us to call someone for you? just sit here for a moment and take some deep breaths...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

Hahah, love too

but that just gets me more inhaled snot currently :p

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

yeth, and I'm only thixteen

and I'm only thixteen or summat

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)

figs.

sexy soviet women!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

Just got this on an awesome red T-Shirt

www.bawidamann.com/store/images/prints/cosmonaut_18x24.jpg

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

Ming the Merciless shouting at children over a playground wall

while Flash Gordon cuntpunches Ainsley Harriott as he leans against a classic yellow school bus, where it later becomes apparent that the sleeping driver is James Dean.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

the gravitational pull of gannymede on 12 yellow dice

(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)

A man pushing a shopping trolley up a shallow incline

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9069733

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)

Draw a horse drawing a cart

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

Wotcha meester

I was thinking about you earlier, saw a guy that out of the corner of my eye looked just like you!

It was even funnier* once I realised where he was coming out of as it's a real secretive place that no-one seems to know the purpose of but seems very exclusively 'members only' ;)

*WARNING: Your definition of 'funny' may vary

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

hehehe, and 'noon m'dear :)

hope you are well :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)

Cupid Marital Aids boutique?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

Your ideal pair of underpants.

Anything goes. They can be hoverpants, pimppants, whatever you want.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

I want some hoverpants!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

You're not the only one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

Imagine the possibilities

*imagines*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

Mmmm....

.....Fundies.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)

I promise you it's a good idea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

*jumps in with Jack*

Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

AGH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

...........little to the left.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)

yep!

Big one to the right . . .
HNY!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

An old lady up a stick.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

dwarf party

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Shada, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

SA peeps post festive feast:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

^this

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)

Chloe likes a bit of stuffing:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

I promissed i would stop

edit : *takes away link*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)

woo

yay
I still got bloody flu :(

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

The next person to say anything bad to yous head on scarlets body.

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Cae1, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)

Lone riders in the sky

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arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)

how can they be lone if they are riders...

the plural fucks everything right up the shitter.

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arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

the cunts in the flat below me being battered

by the honeyglazed hams they have been frantically fondling for the past six hours.

I swear, their skin must be covered in blisters from the friction of the endless heavy grasping and palpitating of those salty pigthighs.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)

hamfondlers

(

Shada, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

not only am i disturbed by their noise, and frankly, their odour,

i am now beset with unwanted imaginings of the inevitable internal infection that would surely come about after such prolonged honey-glazed ham-molestation.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

this is the english language used to the fullest.

well done :D

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arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)

A merc riding in a merc

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

"Army of 2"?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

If you want

I was going for a Merc in a Mercedez (merc), however...

(EDIT: I havn't played it, so I might have been referencing it inadvertidly)

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)

some kind of sniper with an assassin sneaking up behind them

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)

some kind of assassin with a sniper sneaking up behind them

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

Chloe, Kat, Scarlet, Hilary

as new recruits to Burn-Up W.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

The New Doctor!

meeting the other Doctors and being told he looks like a young whippersnapper

and welcome back - have a nice break?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep......

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Ninj, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

Teehee

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

Testy goodness

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

I feel bad for the lack of cock in my image

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)

*points*

*shouts "cockless"*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)

That's rude!

And I decided that chocolate ice cream lollies are much nicer than guns. NWOT.

Story

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

almost certainly not bindun over 20 times.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

Only 20?

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Ninj, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

still funny though :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)

Cheers me dears...

;-)

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Ninj, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

*joins in*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

As it's so quiet...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

hahahaha!

ace work!

I watched this on crimbo day instead of the abomination that is Shark Tale.

And I can't decide which I like best: Monsters Inc or The Incredibles...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

It's better now I added a higher resolution sulley face ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

you turned him into a lime?

or is it shrek?

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)

*holds out two hands*

*crosses hands over*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)

i dont know what that is

but when i make those movements with my own hands it makes a butterfly...? or possibly a bat if i was playing shadow games

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

One hand is here, one hand is there

The hands swap places.

Apply logic to image.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

ohhh shitbags, ive just seen it

sorry :(

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

Hahaha

That works pretty bloody well too :D

Edit: as it's so quiet, here's what I had for lunch :)

eggy bread shapes with tomato sauce...err...coulis. Thanks Prof :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)

*bursts into tears and applause*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

stop making me hungry!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

Old, but..

A bit dated I know, but I just heard it on the radio and I'm doing Maths revision...

Click for bigger (143KB)

(europe-who, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

Space Cowboy?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)

Midnight toker.

I don't bloody care if it's the words.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

are those the words?

it's what I've always sung too, but I suspected those weren't the actual words.

Edit: I am actually rising quite a lot.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)

I don't know

but I always sing toker too, and as you and I are some of the best people around we're either right, or the song is shit and we SHOULD be right.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

I think it might be talker.

but I'm sticking with toker.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

I am too.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

I've always thought he was a joker, and a smoker, and a miiidniiight toker too.

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

maybe he just says "talker" in the radio edit.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

I think so

the internet told me, so I have no reason to doubt it's authenticity

(europe-who, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

agreed

If it's on the internet, it must be true

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)

Nobody calls her Spoonfaced Shoutyknickers though.

I demand to know why not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

I like Katy brands piss-take

They call me Peaches, They call me White Stripes,
We're all the same,
We're all the same

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

Did anyone hear the cover by Dizzee Rascal?

Not 100% but I think it goes "they call me rude-boy, they call me mate" etc

Not sure what to think about that

(europe-who, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

I heard a snippet on an advert for the radio 1 live sessions CD

but then I rammed knitting needles in my ears and everything else is a bit of a blur

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

Why CGI characters shouldn't mate

The skin textures are identical

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)

Hahaha

how rare!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)

Strange mental image of what it'd be like if Mike Myers and Billy Crystal were lovers.

:D This image makes me all happy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)

Get out of my head!!!!!

That imaged is now screenburned onto my cerebral cortex

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)

:D now put Robert De Niro in the corner saying 'oooh you....you're good, you!'

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)

youuu!! *points* you!!!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)

See, Dixy's got it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)

:D Love that film

*tweaks cheeks*

"You broke my heart, Jelly, you broke my heart"

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)

I can't believe I'm stumped by a film quote

I will be flogging myself in disgust later

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)

Ooh

*starts up Netmeeting*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)

Why the fuck can't you haver a Y in your username?

Difficult bloody..... I could have had 'mangy something something' then.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)

what what what?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)

I have never been so confused in all my life.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

I think my brain just broke

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

Anagrams.

You're all meant to be clever.

I may have forgotten to write down everything I wanted to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

I don't do anagrams. That's not how i roll.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

I roll like this

*holds ankles and falls down the stairs saying something about milkshakes and yards*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

I love Jelly.

I also want a shiny, shiny suit.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)

Moishe Powers: International Jew Of Mystery

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)

Fucking hell, stop trying to make my head fall off with glee.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)

I have managed to keep that image out of my head

by trying to think of something Billy Crystal has done that isn't shit.

Still thinking

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)

Analyse this/that/the other

Although I might have my De Niro tinted glasses on.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)

If you dropped Billy Crystal & Steve Guttenberg off a tall building

Who do you think would land first?

Shall we find out?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)

Trick question- the answer is Paulie Shore.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)

I only know him from that episode of Futurama where Frys ex turns up

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)

Biodome?

I only know him from Cribs, but they mention Biodome in Family Guy I believe.

Hang on, I think he might've been in cocoon or something. Can't be arsed to IMDB.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)

Already IMDBd it

I dont recognise anything, which is unusual for me because I have seen a lot of television.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)

Biodome...

I only know cos the lovely Kylie is in it

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

This?

from yesteryear

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)

his facial expression

of pure disgust mingled with intrigue

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

Princess Bride

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)

^this^

and depite myself, I like When Harry met Sally.
The best film Woody Allen never made

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)

What the...?

is he in it?

*runs to IMDB*

Edit - "Miracle Max"? Will have to watch it again soon

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)

A good film - and he's not in it that long

Plus I liked Monsters Inc, but then I'm a Pixaraholic

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)

Ah knackers, I knew I'd forgotten something important.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)

For some reason I actually love City Slickers. Not sure why.

Although the funniest bit is where they're still arguing about setting the video in the sequel, which isn't saying much.

Oh, hang on, it had Helen Slater in it. That explains it.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)

I always get Billy Crystal and Michael Keaton mixed up.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)

Yeah

Billy was great as Batman

"Oy... its the Joker!"

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

he would surely have a less laughable accent than Bale's Batman.

I'll take Comedy-Jew-Batman over Bad-Impression-Of-Louis-Armstrong-Batman any day.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)

Oh come on

Running Scared is still brilliant!

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)

Fuck

I haven't seen that for YEARS...

Used to love that film. Began my love affair with Joey Pants

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

Just for you

(Quicker and dirtier than...)

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)

Lovely!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

Get im Billy!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)

Haha, marvellous.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

*hug*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

*hug*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

hahha, that's just plain odd :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)

You!

Your FP made me hurt! I'm suing you, await a letter from my lawyer.

Lawyer found at badjokelawyers2u.co.uk

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)

*splutter*

FP!!!!

Woot!

I'm so happy to pass joyfulness on to you

Merry New Nings to you Mrs T

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)

Merry new nings to you and all

You'll still be hearing from my lawyer though ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)

shirley bindun, yeah?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)

'Mingles, for when you want to tire of chocolate after two bits'

Ugh. I would only buy mingles for someone I hate.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)

I don't like minty chocolates at all

or orange chocolate for that matter.

The only ones in the selection boxes I like are the dairy milks

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)

Orange chocolate has an interesting effect on the wife.

It's like viagra. We can't work out why.

See also: olives, but to a lesser extent. Orange chocolate usually means I've got a maximum of half an hour to brace myself/get home.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)

Tap it and unwrap it, eh? :D

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)

I'm not Terry's...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)

Lady S has had

a whole box of them Terry's Orange variety segemnts all to herself

I've had all the Forrero Rochers but it's not the same

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)

It sounds like you should have swapped...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)

Shit off, I'd rather be eating the rochers.

Mmmmmmmm rochers.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)

Original Goldies or other types?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)

Original or darks.

White ones can fuck off. Yeah, you heard, you honky chocolate bastards.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)

mmm lovely darks

Although they look like zombie eyes on the package

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)

I'll have to have a look next time I'm near a box

Not for a while though, I've taken another stone off my target weight so I've got a bit further to go now.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)

rip-off

They don't even have completely dark ones. the best they manage is half-and-half.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)

A bit like U.S. Presidents, really

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)

After8s (and Tesco's cheap copy) and dark chocolate oranges are OK

but other than that I don't like interference or incursions in my choccy either.

btw, try Lidl's J.D. Gross Single Plantation Ecuadoran 70% cocoa (the dark red one) for the finest chocolate in the word ever. (I'm guessing the other 30% is crack or something).

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)

Hahaha

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)

I watched a 1997 Christmas Shooting Stars special on Youtube yesterday

and at the beginning during the introductions, Mark Lamarr is dancing and singing in a paddling pool wearing nothing but bathing shorts and looks at hot as hell

What a strange evening that was.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)

The things I'd let that man do to me...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)

For hometime, 1 minute in. :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGLrya9bhj0

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)

Phwoar, you sweetie

*saves for later*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)

Took me about 15 watches to realise who it actually was

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)

There was a SHooting Stars docco on telly at Xmas

That clip was in it, I'd never seen it before.

Watched the show last night had laughed so much I put my back out

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)

hahahahhahahaha

Sorry, I shouldn't laugh about the back but hahaha ;D

Yeh I saw the special and the documentary on iplayer via lovely VPN connection mmmmm VPN

edit: Yes, and it was fucking funny :)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)

haha

^this

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)

I've never tried these. The originals, I mean

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)

Very nicely done sir

Have an 09 *click* :D

(

Ninj, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)

Too kind!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)

Well, not quite ;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)

wanking hand returns

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)

hahaha

that's majestic. woo.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)

I heartily approve of this.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)

Hahaha

Do deformed rabbit!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)

Pratchett ftw

I've seen this post before, or something ver similar.

Tis well done though.

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)

Shadow cock.

Shock.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)

God bless Max Schreck, what a face.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

Haha true

I based last year's xmas party costume and makeup on him. I must report that it's very difficult to say his name while wearing fake Nosferatu teeth.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)

Hahaha, I'll bet!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)

Hahaha - ACE

FP this now...

:-)

(

Darklord, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)

nice idea ;)

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)

probably need to be a fan of Ham Salad Ice

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)

hahahhahah, outstanding!

It's making me think of Gremlins 2 (the Abe Lincoln shadow puppet for some reason)

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)

I had never seen that before this Christmas.

I like mental eyes gremlin.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

the spider one was my favourite

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)

Yes!

*clicks like some sort of loon*

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)

It's a Celebrity Big Brother post!

de-ris

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)

shriek is in big brother

awesome

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)

I did enjoy watching Lucy Pinder try and explain why she is famous

excrutiatingly good

with tits

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)

I've not seen it

but I've heard she has the voice of a dying Widdecombe in a turbine. True?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)

*tries to imagine*

*fetches tissues*

How are you wowser?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)

Is it wrong that..

I read that as felches tissues?

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

ris

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:43, archived)

de-ris

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)

*has sudden attack of couldn'tgiveafuckitis*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)

*cuddles better with jam*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

*eyes suspiciously*

What flavour of jam is this?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

Rasputin

why do you ask?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)

Argh now I have that song in my head

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)

oh pisscakes, now I've got that damn song stuck in my mind

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)

And you've all lost the game too

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)

well when you've finished

can you pass te dutchie on the left hand side?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)

Mushroom's flash file is keeping that particular horror at bay..

for now..

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)

looks like armadillo

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)

Haha.

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)

this

although nicely done, still no idea who they are, or why they are on tv

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)

That's nicely done as well

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)

haha

I think it's bind

un though:(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)

Your weeble is showing.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)

weebles wobble, occasionally squabble

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)

My niece got some for Christmas.

They don't look like that anymore.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)

!!!!

What do they look like?

edit: are these them?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/jfirehammer/winter%202006/pa-weebles.jpg

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)

Now I remember my brother getting some like that, but no, this is it:

http://www.toysrus.co.uk/Babies-R-Us/Toys/Playsets/Playskool-Weebles-Weebalot-Castle(0028755)

The moat and the ballroom floor rotate as it plays a tune, if you remember the batteries. (It's not a bad price actually for something so big).

The horse is also an imperfect weeble. After some experimentation I was able to lie it in a stable position on its side.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)

Awwwww THEY'RE CUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!

Ahem.
But they are not proper Weebles.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)

No.

But my baby blue eee flaptop found their unpassworded wireless hub, so I tapped in and ordered them the Bagpuss DVD before I left to ensure the little tyke got some PROPER entertainment.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)

Good man!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)

this is getting a bit catc

hy, don't you think?

(

dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)

I don't

under

stand it

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)

Not really

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)

haha, that pic was always really freaky, and now reminds me of that chubby cuppy cake singing kid

jelly.b3ta.com/links/Chubby_kids_sings_Cuppy_Cake

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)

Jesus flaming sporks of mercy

That is horrendous

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)

hah, there is another verion somewhere, running much faster, at the beging its been edited to do a "this is sparta"

twas fecking brilliant :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)

by "catchy"

you mean extremely annoying, I assume?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)

this

I mean, I can be annoying, I know, but....

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

you could have had:

pointless
retarded
shit
evidence of how much fucking time you have on your hands

Happy new year, incidentally, fragrantcunt.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

oooOOOooo

Ok. I sha

ll stop then. You only need

ed yo ask.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)

Yo asks...

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)

I thought it was quite amusing.

And to do it constitantly, quickly and keeping them as unconnected as possible is really hard.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)

I did imagine this

and awarded appropriate kudos ;)

(

pfft. no serious offence intended.

are you shopping and uploading these just for the sake of shoving them into words.

you are a strange fruit.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)

Pretty much coz there was no reason to do it at all:)

and people would find it amusing.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)

To me....

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

Not by me!

And that's all that matters!

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)

well it is uncanny.....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)

Nicely 'shopped dat sir

(

Ta!

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)

Topical Repost

or if want i can do a Tropical Repost?

(

SolidGoldChimp, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)

Or no repost at all?

Just an idea, like.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)

Topical? Tropical?

It's bumrape time either way I fear

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)

here's a topical repost

not really.
Next time, try starting threads with new pics then people won't think you're a cuntard.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)

Emeny?

Emenyemenyemenyemenyemenyemenyemenyemeny
emenyemenyemenyemenyemenyemenyemenyemeny
emenyemenyemenyemenyemenyemenyemeny...

*Emenies* ;)

(

kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)

*psst*

compo oeas in exist

ing threads:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)

what is happening to your words?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)

Today I mostly be insert

ing random images in to my replies.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:46, archived)

it reminds me of

when people give idiotic tags to their emoticons in msn, so they litter their sentences with pictures, causing them to be devoid of sense.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)

I'll tell you what

It'

s a bitch to maintain!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)

I bet you say that about all of your erections

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)

Yes I've said it about both.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)

=:O

You have 2 willies!!!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)

That's what I thought too actually

(

Well fuck this, then. Compo repost.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)

pffft...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)

Ha ha ha. I would so buy the fuck out of this.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)

hahahah, Some how I'm amazed this isn't actually available....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)

Yay! Repost!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)

thats an

even more scary vision of the future than I could have imagined

(

dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)

Not with a bang, but with a whimper

And it's so very possible.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)

this is still utterly awesome!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)

The four horsemen are all retired and suffering alzheimers

They have forgotten what they are supposed to do

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)

the rule of thumb is: all pearoasts go in an existing thread, whether it be compo'ed or not.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)

WAIT LOOK!

I can see maddie being carried off!

Where and when was this taken?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)

I posted this for the recession challenge

before Iceland had it's own financial troubles.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)

Haha, don't remember seeing this first time around, so have a belated woo!

Is it repost time, then?

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)

anyway... was a bit bored

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)

Hahaha

I love Nati

onal Express. Dead cheap and you get free water and WIFI!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)

What? Since when?

I just got free slurred conversation with an alcoholic scottish couple.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:46, archived)

i very nearly got free puke

but instead just got a free domestic

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)

it's great

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)

Nice

ly Done!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)

Cop

y cat!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)

what ex

actly is going on here?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)

Today I am put

ting images into my replied

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)

Hahaha

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)

starving

I have had a banananananananana

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)

*goes down the Strand*

I'm not sure I might haev some lully pea and ha

m soup.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)

O_O

1 portion of grapes...check
1 portion of squildo...check
grapes applied to squildo...check

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:30, archived)

What is a squildo?

Sound like something a vibrator for sq

uirrels.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)

Woah, when did this start again?

I had 4 cheese and onion slices with ketchup and some mature cheddar cheese on the side. With apple juice and a caramel shortbread for pudding :)

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)

Four?!

Are you the size of a glacier or something?

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)

They were quite small ones ...

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)

It didn't

There are only 3 official DTF deputies who can post ;)

(

Is bilbo not one of them?

I've not seen it for aaages ...

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)

As far as I know they are Flowerpot, me and the Puke of Drunes

and it fizzled out a good while ago now. The Duke wasn't on as much, nor was Pots and I got bored of people moaning on the thread ;)

(

Haha.

Lame ...

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)

M&S Canneloni

Because that's all there was in the fridge

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)

Pork Cordon Bleu with chips, peas & gravy

It was horrid

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)

hahahaha

sage ad

ice.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:10, archived)

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:11, archived)

^ RIS

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:11, archived)

I am putting ran

don images into my posts today.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)

poat

picture on a text?

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:13, archived)

At the start I was like "Woah, that's so damn cool! He's off the wall, that Riverghost!"

But now it's just lame.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)

Well put me on ign

ore then.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)

Haha

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)

^ This

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)

Your fuckin mad!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)

it's actu

ally harder than it looks to maintain.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)

so it is :P

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)

hahaha

That had to happ

en!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)

Epic.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)

I bet that's what you say to all the boys!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)

Don't worry, it'll keep your post count within limits

for a change ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)

your v appears to have turned into a trainer

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)

Don't you hate it whe

n that happens?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:13, archived)

you mean

his

appears to have turned into a

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)

it's infectious

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)

NO I di

dn't.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)

He could still date a man, and be the "top"

Or just do oral, or mutual masturbation. THERE ARE CHOICES. Plus that woman looks like a man with tits

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:13, archived)

it's advertising

it wouldn't be a good advert if it told you about other available options

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)

ah IMAGE CHALLENGE LOL

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)

And even if you dated a woman, she might finger you in the arse

or shove a vibrating sex toy in there. Anal fun is not limited to male on male action

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)

you tell 'em.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)

You do know that I love you don't you?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)

I do now

And it makes me wet

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)

so she can bum you as well!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)

in other news...

I didn't make this, dependable ol' haringey council was onto this advertising the unusual idea back in 2005

(mrzap, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)

"Knives are not for stabbing - if you want to do some stabbing, get a bayonet"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)

"Guns are not for drivebys, they are for when Strictly Come Skating on Ice is on and you can't find the remote"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)

People who carry knives are so tupid!

We have a knife amnesty box on my street. I was there when they eptied it and it was full of kitchen knives.
My reasoning for their stup

idity is this: They're kitchen knives, if you don't want to get in trouble for having one put it in the fucking kitchen!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)

i like this

but i can't help but think of the Family Guy "Anal Point" sequence

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)

And now; back to SA.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:00, archived)

hahaha

Aaaaw they were stuck in ther al

l christmas!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:01, archived)

er...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:03, archived)

at?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)

whdustybinat?

I don't get it?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)

don't get wh

at?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:08, archived)

Hands Kat a fruit hat

And plays Piani.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:03, archived)

Hahahaha

I love to relieve tension with humour.

"Well - there's two options - either we can do it my way, or I can give you your P45."

*wishes he was in a position to give out P45s*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)

woosome as always, squire

This isn't worth a new thread as it was posted in the wee hours but it's a wallpaper should anyone fancy it:

Click for 1680x1050

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)

haha

ace

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)

I have missed you...

Woo

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:11, archived)

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