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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)

RIS?

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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:53, archived)

The funny side of war

I know, I'm a spack

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)

Hehe.

Pea for the compo.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:53, archived)

Subliminaly ingenious !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)

Yeah

Pylons at War

sub challenge!!!!!!!!!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)

Brilliant observation !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)

Hahahahahah!

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)

lol funny side of war is RAW :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)

Huh! Good God!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:57, archived)

I'll just pop this in here

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)

Hehehe.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)

and the road signs were taken down

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)

They used sat nav instead

in fact, the German invasion of Russia in 1941 is believed to be down to a faulty sat nav, they just wanted to go to Tescos for some munchies

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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)

hahaha

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)

Haha

All the removed railings etc weren't actually used for the war effort, as the metal was of no use and little value for use in armaments etc, it was just a propaganda exercise. They were just secretly dumped instead

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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)

to make way for Milton Keynes...

the sneaky gits!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)

The creation of Milton Keynes was something no one could ever predict, or want

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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:59, archived)

this is true

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)

Weapons Gate !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)

Hehehehe

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)

What an of-fence-sive!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)

SPANG!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)

We're outa here !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)

Hehe!

(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)

It feels so good when you stop . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 21:11, archived)

It's like that

Philadelphia experiment film where the soldiers eat soft cheese and their boat disappears

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DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:46, archived)

Oh yeah . . . cream cheese will do that !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)

Bang!

And the soldiers are gone!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)

Nothing left to look at . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)

Reminds me of the last episode of Blackadder goes fourth

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)

I second that !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)

Here

Oh!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)

DUCK !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)

I'll just park some more bad taste here...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/7816373.stm

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

i bet his immediate neighbours are ecstatic

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)

WAR!

HUH!

What is it good for/?

Absolutely nothing except somethinf to do with recycling

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DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

haha

Previous compo must still be open

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

It is, the compo icon has a title ;]

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)

Actually, it's for the advertising challenge.

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

God I'm such a thicky

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DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)

Nah, it was an easy mistake to make.

A compo post just after a new compo opened.

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)

But HOW embarassing!

I must be SO red rtight now

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DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

HOW SO

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)

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DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)

No.. my fault

for posting next to a pic that looks exactly the same. D'ohs aplenty.

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)

Hahahahah this was an epic fail indeed!

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)

"some residents had complained about the state of the property after seeing rodents running around."

Not just rats, but rodents! Presumably there was also a capybara infestation or something.

(tomsk, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)

maybe there were squirrels in the garden

with tits.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: THE FUNNY SIDE OF WAR

With the Israelis and Palestinians intent on blowing each other up, this depressing saga must be getting you down. So fire up Photoshop and show us the funny side of conflict.

Challenge suggested by The Coast of Yemen, and voted for by YOU.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

And no TOAP

and not too many "Gazza" jokes.

Cheers guys

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

Oh noes

The Gazza jokes!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)

It's just a posh way of saying Gazza, is that there Gaza

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

Yes, this. A thousand times this.

Last week saw far too much stuff blundered off the board by clumsy TOAPs.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

I mean

perhaps you should have thought of that before hand

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)

Hahahah holy shit.

A week of this.

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

i would prefer this

do i compo or not? ah hell might as well

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

Yeah but it's not real :(

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

i know

i hope i don't see the above image (too much)

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)

Holy shit

Well give it a few more days and we might see some holy shit

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

SWEET

little bit of politics there

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

Make this happen, robert....

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

Does everyone realise that this isnt authorised by god (rob)

And isnt on the frontpage, so therefore isnt real?

Shame - good compo idea too. It would just end up with people drawing CDCs on horrific war photos though...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)

rob isn't God.

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

Yeah

there's no way God would be ginger

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

Indeed!

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

God is a black chinaman.

Fact.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)

Yes, she is

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eXOBeX, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)

eh?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

Fraser's a mod*. If he says it's the new challenge, then it is.

*Not a rocker, LOL!!

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

Ah - i didnae know that.

Jolly good!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)

you really don't know what you are doing do you?

Fraser IS the compo and has been since pop socks were in vogue for men.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

I hate it when I miss a post where I am patronised by a young girlie!

I've missed a good argument but thank you for replying down there. It was more succinct that I could probably muster.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)

not a problem madam.

I aim to serve in your absence.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)

Oh yes it is

*refresh*

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

straight in there

with a pea

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

i love this

and by extension, you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)

have you had me?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

*checks profile*

sadly, no

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

We've found a lady micto 'hasn't had'

as you were

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)

of course

the whole 'i've had her' thing
is used by me when people post pictures of hideous malformed creatures/men/animals

and not hot ladies

it's sort of ironic or something

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

You mean like 10,000 spoons in Beijing?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)

It may soon be too late

(2 posts down)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

do you want to?

I may be slightly drunk and acting a bit loose.... ; )

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

Christ

get a room

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

i've got a room!

i've got a few!

so nerr

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)

"It rubs the lotion on its skin..."

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)

^ wrong

Just.. so .. very.. wrong..

But right!! :)

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Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)

haha, you go for it, this was sadly overlooked earlier

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)

I immediately thought of this when I first read the post

That will take some beating but beware, Archie usually has something up his sleeve :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)

Beau may very well clean up on this challenge :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

Between you, Bo and Toasty

most challenges are pretty much open and shut cases

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

oh hush now

*blushes*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)

Oh yes

but I am confident you will pull something out of your shiny leftfield hat :)
edit: that you keep up your sleeve

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

just be a load of shit pictures

of yanks raising a comedy flag/cock/swing in Iwo Jima, A young, badly burned naked Japanese girl being chased by Gary Glitter/Jonathan King/Arthur C. Clarke or a Vietnamese citizen just about to be shot by a comedy gun.

Forgive me in advance if I don't see a laugh in this.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)

you? failing to see the funny side?

how rare

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)

Don't get me wrong.

I love a good war, but there is nowt funny about it. It's just better than bungee jumping.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

The sentence "don't get me wrong, I love a good war" is now imprinted upon my brain.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)

an army or two

see what i did there

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

you beat me to it ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

ha!

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DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

this wins already.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

That's BRILLIANT.

Winner! I think this deserves a Panowie!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

Err... What's a "Pea"?

And please don't tell me it's a little green vegetable... :)

(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)

Pea = pea roast = repost

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

It's a little green vegetable

posted many times.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

A spoonerism for a repost

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)

Thanks!

(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

www.dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/Pearoast/

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)

a really stupid spoonerism that people somehow seem to think makes their reposted images more acceptable

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)

FP this now

or I'll bum your embassy

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)

stunning!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)

I seem to remember this :)

Woo Yay

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)

I've never understood why they are fighting each other.

If God/Allah loves them so much, why did he promise them both the same plot of land (and a fucking desert at that)?

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 0:12, archived)

Congrats on the FP

I still can't read "I don't care who started it, I'll finish it!" without hearing our mum's voice internally.

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djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)

A wee pearost in return...

This one got an FP but it's similar in that it's also very long!

Kudos to you for point out the sheer childish stupidity we have to deal with in this damn world.

Hopefully I'm not just bandwagon jumping, but it's possibly, maybe, worth the pea too.

(clopinettes, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

Hey

It's funny cos it's true!

(ShaftManlike, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)

M*A*S*H

Am I gonna get flamed?????

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

pffft

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)

Obviously not

I love mashed potato

(Papa Chocolat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)

And because mine is a pearost, I may be the first to enter the compo

Edit: well, the third :^P

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)

pffft

Top stuff

_{congrats on the third}

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)

Fourth!

THAT's the way to get first....
;O)

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)

This, surely...

*edit* If anyone's interested the NSFA more graphic animated version of this is on moid.org/ed/?C=M;O=D and yes, twas me who dud it...

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..wil, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)

that's some high-tech shit right there.

and in no way homoerotic

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)

It's a living, eh?

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..wil, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)

Park this: here

repost for compo

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)

I thought I should share my new geek tattoo

Sorry for threadwaste.

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sinisterduck, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)

i sincerely hope that you will be as happy with that in 15 years time as you are now

edit: it's not a threadwaste

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)

^^ this so hard

and young women with tatoos...WHY OH WHY?!

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)

don't misunderstand me

tattoos can be ace

sometimes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)

anyone with wings on there arse should be shot/deported

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caffeinefreak, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

I assume

these are your washcare instructions?

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DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)

DO NOT BLEACH

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)

MACHINE DRY

and one of those "Mexican pissing in a bucket" jokes, but I'm not sure which.

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DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

pacman cigar

fanny
hitler

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

haha...

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caffeinefreak, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

yep.

Same as my shell suit

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DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)

pffft

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)

Cor!

Is that the first half of a question in an IQ test?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

Looks a bit Fifth Element

Are you Leeloo?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)

Gut Besser Wasser

(tesztbandi, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)

Ich hat gehören das Sie die Hydropi leben

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)

Ich verstehe nicht

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)

nor do i

but this is amusing
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7816336.stm

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)

Haha. That's made me laugh my tackle off.

They should have just run him up and down for an hour whilst mumbling " sorry man, your undercrackers have fouled the machinery"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)

I'm not sure it's anything to do with the joke

But there's an Austrian beer called Gösser, whose slogan is Gut, Besser, Gösser. (Good, Better, Gösser).

I think I have a beermat somewhere

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)

I see.

I just thought "hmm, water, with lemon" It does not seem to be a parody of Perrier so I gave up.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)

Mmm, das schmeckt mir!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)

your image challenge is about to be announced...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)

The force is strong in this one

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

That's in German.

I know this.

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DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)

Halt! Hammerzeit!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)

Doo, do de do, de doo, de doo.
Sie können nicht das berühren!
Doo, do de do, de doo, de doo.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)

...

Das ist kein ~~Mond~~ Wasser - errrrm... trauriges falsches meme

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)

Those are weird-coloured limes

Are they a new strain?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)

Limes sind hier verboten!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)

verboten Ihnen sagen Sie?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)

schmerg merm

schmerg merm schmerg merm

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)

pfft

wow i understand most of that

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)

"Achtung! Spitfire"!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)

De da da da

a ha

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DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)

KARTOFFELSALAD!!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)

Achtung! Sieben vier sieben!

b3ta.com/links/Man_gets_run_over_by_Boing_747

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)

comedy voiceovers for camcorder footage is shit in any language shocker!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)

You take that back

Harry Hill is a saint

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)

ahhh Tic Tac's

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)

Ich bin das hauspflantz

That´s about all I know of german.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)

I know a little German...

....He's sitting over there

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)

wait, you dropped your fake dog poo..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)

what phoney dog poo...?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

oh yeah, "phony".

I was looking for that on DVD for christmas, may have to order it!
Quite a few clips in youtube though.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)

wie ist 'spang' übersetzt ins Deutsche?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)

SPÄNG!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)

I know a little german soldier.

Though he is not that little.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)

I DUN A WEE

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)

hehehe

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

Don't tell him, Pike!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

Arf!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)

Think I missed this episode

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LS18, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)

hahaha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)

Blimmy!

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DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)

trouser snake alert

oh my !

(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)

Too early for Costanza!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)

OH YEAH!

www.stickfigureninja.com/temp/apple.swf

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)

I thought George's presence might wake you up!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)

AYYYYYYYY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)

I love that

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DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEEEAAHHH!

www.b3ta.com/board/5699814

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)

Hahaha

I don't remember that one.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)

These were super rockin'

in a super way

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DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)

I like to play several at once.

REEEEEEEMIX

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)

office

LOL!

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)

hahaha, goldfish, you added the fish

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)

yep... the rest is reality :P

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LS18, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)

i know that

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)

Elaine looked like she was blowing something so

the cockage came from a patch of George's forehead

Edit: fittingly enough

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LS18, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)

Yes, cocks from a cock head

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)

Thist reminds me of my friend Billy

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DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)

i think i know him

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LS18, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)

I hope

you're not the woman next door

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DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)

If Billy's built like that, the woman could be from

down the block, for that matter

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LS18, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)

NO ONE'S PISSING ON KRAMER.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)

Didn't want to clutter the image with anything silly :P

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LS18, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)

well I like it.

they're still repeating old episodes late at night over here.. some hold up much better than others.

www.b3ta.com/board/8600540

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)

hahha... one of the better episodes, no doubt

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LS18, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)

This makes me want to watch TV

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DogHorse plop, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)

don't, it poisons the brain.

although in lieu of the second series we're repeating the first of the Sarah Silverman Program..
fuck me that's some funny shit

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)

That's the one :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)

Sorry - Had to...

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)

Lowestcommondenominatorlol!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)

yourepliedfirstloller!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)

I always do!

Apart from the times I don't! LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)

Arf!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)

nice

pyrotechnic spunk blobs

(rogerzilla, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)

blur tool on PSE 7

Oasis tool wasn't available (await spang)

:)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)

Your wish is my command

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)

HEHEHE

I needed that

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)

Prime

Angus beef?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)

That's a spang on you

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)

Aker Bilk?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)

worth it's own thread? too obvious? pointless? bindun? I don't care, I'm posting it anyway

*runs away*

(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)

I just need a piece of white! Lovely!!!

Maybe tranparency may work better??

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)

never!

*continues running*

(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)

Ha!

You fat bastard! You were running for 4 minutes and you were still within reach of your keyboard!

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)

hahahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

I fucking love darts me!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)

Maybe he is very, very small, and the keyboard is therefore very, very large to him.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)

You make no sense sir!

LOLARROWS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)

Penicillin?

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)

They'd have a penicillin allergy too though, right?

THINK ABOUT IT BOB.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)

I have thought about it

and I am shamed by my thoughtlessness.

How will my mother ever forgive me?

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)

Ha ha ah!

I am looking for my apres rasage, and all I can find is a Pritt Stick. Can pritt sticks be used as apres rasage?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)

I read that as 'arse rapage' at first

I don't know what that says about me

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)

It says that you will not validate me!

Despite the fact that I said you were funnier than your namesake ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

After you rape someone

you just want to splash it on all over.

*gets coat*

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

Idiot!

You just wanna get caught don't you!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)

And just in case I don't

I always leave a business card before I go.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Business cards, great for giving people your number, and clues!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)

splash in on all over?

you Brut...

/Old persons aftershave gag

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Sometimes you need the old to spice things up!

*Karate chops*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)

Haha, I understand this joke.

You get a Yardley Gold star.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)

Hahahaha

I'm an Old Spice chick meself :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)

I'd have had you down

as a 'Charlie' girl ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)

Hahaha naah, that was my mate Stella

I was a "Masumi" girl (Coty).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)

that you are a fine reader of subtext

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arrangedletters, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)

no idea.

*stops running and waits for bus instead*

(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)

Ha! You live at a bus stop!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

actually

one is but a few feet away.

(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)

Now I am getting confused!

Your study appears to contain a treadmill, a bus stop and and airport!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)

I'm posting via robot.

*builds hut on island*

(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)

No man is an island.

Aprt from that there Isle of Man.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)

in your face John Donne!

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arrangedletters, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)

Fucking right too!

Daft bastard!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)

What the fuck are you talking about?

John Donne was an immense poet! That is why he is commemorated in St Pauls Cathedral!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)

This^^^^^

The man was a fucking master of metaphysical conceit!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)

Oh fuck off you fat spotty cunts!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)

I never said I was one

I have merely jumped out of a plane in the atlantic ocean and landed on a small island, and have built a hut and a functioning coconut-powered computer/laser array.

(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)

Silly Redsushi!

Old Spice is not paper glue!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)

Fuck you man!

Fuck yoU! ;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)

Bwahahahaha.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)

How do Tubbs McTubbington?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)

Burnt me foot!!!

Bloody hot water!!!

Other than that, alreet.
How's thee?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)

Silly dot

boiling water is for tea, not feets.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)

It splashed on me!

From a big boiler thingy, I was cleaning it, and some pasta from it fell into the way of the water I was letting out, and deflected it on to me!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)

Ha!

That happened to Princess Anne once innit! LOL! YOU are like Royalty!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)

Bow then, innit.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)

Ooh I like that

but do you do it in red?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)

no.

well maybe. *gets off bus, waits for plane*

(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

White.

Just what I always wanted.

Also this : www.rlslog.net/poker-after-dark-s05e08-pdtv-xvid-bajskorv/ made me do a bit of a chuckle. It looks like they all want to as well. :)

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)

It depends on who it is . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

i cant see it

i waited and waited but its broke cause nothing but writting lll oh wait is that the point lmao

(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)

dammit this one works lmao

oppps

(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)

Oh dear, you've only been here 4 days

and already you've come down with Manleyitis

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)

im female with tits

just not blonde .. but i can pretend :p

(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)

*Brushes hair*

*borrows Redsushi's old spice*

Heeeeeellloooooo....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)

Oi you fuckwit!

Only the best for me!

*slaps on the Drakar Noir*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)

I used to like that.

I was a bit of a twat in the 80's ( oh no, not you? I hear you all cry" ) And wore too much gold, could often be seen sporting the very latest Miami Vice look ( I had a white satin suit, I kid you not and I wore it outside of fancy dress. ) But my dresser was full of things such as Drakkar Noir, Paco Rabanne, Jules, Joop, many others too but best of all for dampening the ladies was Aramis.

Just a dab of Acqua di Gio now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)

HAH!

I KNEW IT!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)

I had a Porsche 928S2

what the fuck else would you expect? :D

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)

you ... didn't dye your hair did you?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)

I had

blonde streaks ( it was the fucking 80's ) if that counts?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!

sorry for the late reply, i just couldn't help myself

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)

haha

oh god man

I've never been so scared :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)

Don't worry, it did not last long.

Funnily enough it was not a look much favoured by the army.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)

yeah, I can imagine they weren't much fond of it

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)

no, you're still a fucking ginge

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)

Hi.

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)

Is that your James May chat up line?

;)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)

I can go Captain Slow ;]

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)

*puts funk tones of 1973 on the 8 track*

you go boy!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)

hahahaha :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)

lmao

lmao

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)

Is a lmao the singular of llamas?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)

What is a lmao?

and can I get it in red?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)

but of course.

it also comes in UV and octarine.

(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)

It's a rare species of Patagonian songbird, and yes, it comes in red and the weird colour "borange".

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)

I could tell you had an L plate before I saw it.

*leaves plane in middle of ocean, lands on small island*

(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)

If you don't keep stil I am going to

nail your fecking feet to the floor!
*looks stern*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)

I'm warning you

I have a tau cannon and I'm not afraid to use it!

*sails away from lighthouse point in jet-powered raft*

(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)

Cannon? Pah!

I have an unlimited supply of Jaffa Cakes and therefore win. Always.
And if you are one of those bloody weirdos who don't like them, I have other tempting confectionary to make you weak at the knees.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)

they are not a true biscuit.

*targets flowerpot with island-mounted laser array*

(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)

No, they are a cake you fuckwit.

The clue is in the name ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)

is it ..

cause im white and smooth ?

(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)

No it's because you use l33tsp33k

and we don't.
Seeing that you are a female, have mentioned tits already and are talking about white and smooth you will appeal to the younger boy B3tards who love that sort of talk.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)

Younger Boys?

*fits in nicely in that description*

NO STRIKETHROUGHS PLEASE!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)

indeed we do not.

reminds me of the webcomic "concerned", anyone who hs read it will know which bits.

(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)

ahhh i see

my appologies being young myself i assumed most people had enough inteligence to ask if they didnt understand something but for information purposes only lmao is laughing my butt off !
also btw i like ur style old but funny :P

(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)

We have quite enough of the old intelligence thank you

my dear. In fact most of us have enough of it to know that not typing out your words when addressing others is ignorant and childish. We don't frown on it because we don't understand you, we frown on it because you behave like illiterate tits.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)

aww

bless thank you i feel so special cheers :)

(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)

Nothing

Actually you CAN buy this at IWOOT
see: www.iwantoneofthose.com/nothing/index.html

(spacebwoy Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be with Jesus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)

haha

£3.49?!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)

I will sell you some for free.

but postage will be £330. or a new processor, my current one needs upgrading. *fires laser array*

(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)

I can't repel firepower of that magnitude!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)

good thing it was fired at flowerpot.

*recharges laser array via gears, pulleys, coconuts, treadmills and a crack squad of hamsters*

(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)

i did that earlier....

www.b3ta.com/board/9073043

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)

wasn't paying attention then

(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)

NEW DAZ: MUCK-FLAVOURED

(__, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)

this has made me chortle somewhat

'chicken knickers' pfft

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)

This is funnier than it should be!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)

That mischevous Ritchie.

*shakes fist*

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zoldergoose, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)

hahaha

Last frame lols

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)

i think he would love to have a fist up his shitter

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)

You're confusing Shane Richie with yourself

again you big willy woofter!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)

Covered smirk . . . does the work . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)

Hahah, the final shot does it

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)

Pffft

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)

Despite your fat fucking face,

you do make me chuckle occasionally Friz!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

that last pic reminds me of this (brushes dust off jpg)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)

OCH NAE LAD! KLINGONS!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)

*joys*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)

Genuine LOL

(

Malaka omdz, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)

Some things make me snigger but this made me LOL and induced tears. Top marks.

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)

ahhhahhhahah

crude AND effective.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)

Excellent!

Chicken knickers! Bastard shirts!

Very good wordage, sir.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

Your gib is cut in a manner which pleases me.

(

Shlvng, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)

Be gentle, it's my first

Click for bigger (66KB)

(countwilfredthehairy i wasn't born to live, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)

not really

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)

indeed

look at all that lovely well preserved evidence

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)

I believe in carbon dating too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)

I like carbon

tho dating someone who is wholly carbonised could be complicated

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)

yep, there is no way of getting rid of all the evidence

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)

so, we have to think laterally

we have to get rid of

all of the investigators

OH MY GOD I'VE JUST INVENTED A SHOCKING NEW ITV DETECTIVE DRAMA

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)

"Every touch leaves a trace" is what my Grandma always told me.

Along with "bury them at sea"...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)

have to agree

its pretty pointless

(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)

It's all pointless.

That's the point.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)

Napalm.

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zoldergoose, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)

fuck that

concrete, lots of concrete. And a hole. A great big hole. In the woods. Yeah, that's where they are. Yeah. Lots of concrete.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)

But I don't love the smell of concrete in the morning.

Doesn't smell like victory.

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zoldergoose, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)

Smells like teen community service, concrete does.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)

Nirvana's lesser known follow up single?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)

I've heard it,

let's just say it's blows you away!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)

Here we are now, entertain us

Is a good motto for teens today.

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zoldergoose, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)

Nirvana made

2 songs? Why was I not informed?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)

mind blowing stuff

/inappropriate comment

most overrated band of all time? Or does that honour go to The Beatles?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)

Elvis!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)

To be fair, Elvis wrote very little of his own material

his performances could be good though

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)

But most of The Beatles stuff is actually good,

even the odder songs!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)

sadly not, most of the Beatles stuff is rehashed toss

and blown out of all proportion by people who claim they founded modern pop music with their stuff.
They didn't.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)

But everyone copies someone!

Oasis haven't done bad on it!!
;)
(Latest album could be The Beatles!!!)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

I do have to say that I'm

certainly not in the 'best band ever' camp when it comes to the Beatles but I do feel they made some fantastic tunes now and again. Most of it was cheesy pop for a teeny bop market but There were some gems. I think "Norwegian wood" was such a gem and "revolver" was a seminal album for an era of psychedelic rock.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)

aye, that's it, good in parts, but as a whole, probably not worthy of the 'greatest band ever' they often get tagged with

I can listen to a fair bit of their stuff, but I'm selective in it. I personally prefer a lot of Lennon's solo stuff

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)

'Nevermind' is without question the most overrated album of all time.

It doesn't make them entirely shit, though. Bits of 'In Utero' are brilliant, as far as I'm concerned.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)

3 albums!!

Which were all good.

/cans/worms/open.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)

haha

you could not look any more ridiculous right now even if your todger were on display for all to see.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)

They were good,

but haven't aged that well!!!
Unlike other bands in the "Grunge" genre.....Ok then, all other grunge bands except for Pearl Jam!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)

Please note that I

rescind my previous statement.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

Hahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)

I lived at a house that used to belong to a builder

whose wife went 'missing' in the 70s

she turned up in an oil barrel under several feet of concrete in the garage.

it whiffed a bit when they uncovered her

edit: HEY! I found it on the internets at last! www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-4660244.html

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)

I say take off, and nuke the site from orbit...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)

it's the only way to be sure

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)

Mostly.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)

That's when they come out

queue gag..........

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)

A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral.
A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one.
Behind the second coffin was a Solitary man walking with a black dog.
Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog, 'I am so sorry to disturb you,
But I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in
single line.
Whose funeral is it?'

The man replied, 'That first coffin is for my wife.'
What happened to her?'
'My dog attacked and killed her.'

'Well, who is in the second coffin?'

'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked
And killed her also.'

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the First one asks in excitement, 'Can I borrow the dog?

The man replied, 'Join the queue!"

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)

Whooooooooooooooof !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)

Dave Allen?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)

I just googled 'queue joke'

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

Se Pang!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)

You bastard

I was going to say that :(

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)

It's the only way to be sure, to be sure...

/Irish edition

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)

Yes . . . only need one . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)

now THAT's a chopped image of a match

well done that chap

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)

Not that I'm a pyro or anything . . .

I just like the heat . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)

I say that's splendid!!

have a click and welcome

:)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)

What if the evidence is a liquid?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)

Check to see if it's fammable !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)

Bew bew bew bu-nuh-nuh bew bew bew...

shit cos I only got Paint :p

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)

Tales of the unexpected had the best intro

sexeh dancing girl... better than the argos catalog.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)

Grattan or Littlewoods catalogues for me

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)

Oh Ai!

Littlewoods undies section...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)

We had Kays...

Not the catalogue, I mean Kay's real undies!!!
;)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)

you lucky devil!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)

that was the closest thing us 5 year olds had to porn in those days

I'm so tempted to mime that theme tune and make it me ringtone :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=js7T-VTL91k

edit: wait, that one's gash, try this one

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzaobXhzX9E&feature=related

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)

This takes me back to

sitting in a draughty schoolroom waiting to waiting some nonsense on the "wheel in the room" TV early in the 1970's.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YFJWsIi8d5A&feature=related

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)

christ, there's a flashback

how come the box isn't moving though? cunts.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:08, archived)

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3bCeo_-tnKU

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)

^This one wins because it has the Anglia TV Knight at the start

/Norfolk n' proud :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)

Norfolking way!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)

hahaha

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUECHjLXgDw&feature=related

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)

I somehow feel that would be funnier

if the lights weren't turned on!!

Still, Class from the Hillster!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)

thanks both, will check them out when I get in da house :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)

smashing!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)

yaaarrrr

Jecster.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)

"Do do do der der der etc"

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)

ha!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)

Beware of the title wave !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)

hahaha :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)

Haha

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)

Sideburns

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)

bearded be3tan beats brassicas brutally?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:15, archived)

Belatedly !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)

BEES!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)

BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)

ha ha ha

Clansoul in 25 years (sorry Psycycle Wardrobe)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)

A right handsome rascal . . . he !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)

Hmmm

2 5

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)

I would have said the chin isn't big enough,

as I usually do, but who knows with the goofy fool?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)

is he still

flaunting his grossly deformed, infeasible head on here then getting all stompy when people have the audacity to point out that his mother might have produced a better looking sprog had she battered him around his misshapen phizog with a hammer every morning?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)

he is the new dr who

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)

I still don't know who the new Who is.

Although I have now seen his jowly mush in the newspaper.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)

Hahaha

you can't read this, you aggressive chimp.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)

COr Lummie!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)

Bucking for that hard to get look !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)

he's giving me good vibrations.

this is not an innuendo.

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arrangedletters, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)

Enjoy the buzz . . .

may be innuendo . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)

I think you've gotten the animation jitters down pat :P

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LS18, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)

I just can't shshshshake them !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)

Beavering away.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)

He knows the true meaning of . . . logging on !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:27, archived)

I'll keep chipping away at it.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)

Dam your punnery!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)

Yew wood miss it.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)

Knot !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)

You can't dis-Lodge me now.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)

Shall we take a pole ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)

Cane if you like.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)

I'll stick to the original . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)

your comment seems to of been trunkated

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arrangedletters, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)

What you barking on about?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)

You're barking up the wrong arbor !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)

Pissage!

Branches out to avoid more

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)

You leave me out on a limb . . .

so I bough to you !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)

Leaf him alone and stick to the theme.

(This thread was brought to you by:
The Tenuous Association)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)

He treed me wrong . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)

Bud you loved him anyway.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)

Yes . . . I've pollen in love . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)

Will you stamen?

Or dress as a lady.

(Off to drink coffee and smoke).

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)

Tache-tastic!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)

Touché !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)

hehehe

also: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7816336.stm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)

Good thing that he was suspended . . . he should be !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)

7 Shape - '... Yeah But I Shoot With This Hand'

Gene Wilder (T-shirt Available)

7-Shape Vector drawn in Xara Xtreme.
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

_{All 7-Shapes Art: Public (inc. B3tans) | Music | Artists | Politics | Actor | Comedy | Director | Literature | Science | TV & Radio | Pointless}

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)

Gene!!

A man drinks like that and he don't eat, he is going to die.

-When?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)

He looks Wilder than evaaaaaaaar !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)

Fucking A as always sir :D

How are you getting on with your project?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)

It's all taking a while ....

... but I'm back on it and my plan is to do one a day once I'm back at work on Monday ... so hopefully doing 300 odd this year

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)

Awesome!

*hopes that his pic is near the top* ;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)

God I hate you.

Talented AND prolific.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)

Amazing as ever!

This is one of your best yet, IF i can choose one.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)

I think the Robert Wyatt is my fave one.

Closely followed by Mark E Smith.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)

I like the one of me :D

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:15, archived)

He did one of ME too :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)

I really like the Sid James one aswell, it's difficult to chose, they're all so good!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You wish you were that good looking ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)

Well, he's definately funnier!!

/controversial

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)

Archie funnier than Pegg?

Probably! And I genuinely mean that! Archie is chuffing hilarious!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)

Indeed he is.

But I'm not a Pegg fan.
He's just there,nowt spesh.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)

Well I rather love Pegg!

Spaced is utter brilliance! But I think he is always funnier with Nick Frost than on his own.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)

Good news then, they're in another film together soon.

Tintin.

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zoldergoose, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)

I still need to see spaced!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)

Great stuff!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)

Fantastic :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)

Rape, murder, arson and rape.

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)

I asked you about this before, I'll get a pic sorted and sent as soon as I can.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)

you have all teh talents :D

*clicks*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)

You win!

Good day sir!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)

Short tutorial on photography

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LS18, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You are a loon sir!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)

Nice work!

The movement of the arm makes it. WOO.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)

Real LOL

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)

Old Faithful is right on time !

Camera click to you !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)

A WALTZ INTO THE DANCE OF COMEDY TIMING

lovely

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)

Well thank you, Ms OfShoes

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LS18, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)

I should get rid of this gender specific nickname haha.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)

:P your name gives me an image..

perhaps I'll shop it sometime

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LS18, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:27, archived)

Very Gilliam!!

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)

Old joke sprayed with Gold pressed latinum

Nicely executed.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)

BEST SERVED COLD

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)

THEY WIN A DELICIOUS PIE

Edit: OR IT MAY BE LEMON MERINGUE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)

Radical!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)

LOL!

Your subject header just confused me. I was pouting a glass of wine, and it said Best served cold, and I though, silly me! My wine is not cold! Then I realised it was Red Wine and isn't meant to be cold! You horrible man you!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)

I'm on the old red vino too

and rather nice it is. hopefully the gazanz can enjoy some luxury products soon too

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)

This^^^^^

I used to work for a Jewish company, and thus have a hell of a lot of Jewish friends. It is depressing me at the moment to see all their status updates being so one sided :( They somehow manage to ignore the horrendous things like blowing up 3 UN Schools :(

My red wine is mega win! It is a box of Gallo Cab Sauvignon, but it was reduced from £20 to £8 just because the box was battered :D WIN!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)

well woo hoo too yoo

i've just *inadvertently* polished off a bottle of shriraz cabernet.
I say *inadvertently* because I am really an alchoholic.
*does not spend £1500 a day on the addiction though*

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)

Ha ha ha!

This is why Alcoholism is better than Druggieness :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)

gambling

some b3tan blew £1500 after a lunchtime drink on the roulette earlier this week.
can't remember who.
I was most likely drunk.

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)

Ah yes!

WOLF. Silly man :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)

I'll take some . . . this instant !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)

Heheheh, I know that planet!

Click for bigger
I used the tutorial to make this^

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)

always a winner

used it muchly

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)

Hahahahahahah!

I made mine myself, but I do like the original.

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)

What a scary, scary man.

Who? Why?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)

All of them are photoshopped :D

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)

I thought the bloke on the left was just a bit of an ugly

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)

Hahah!

FELDMAN!!!

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)

Hands it over !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)

I think Beadle is grabbing it from behind

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)

That little reach-arounder !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)

WHY

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)

what did you do to the one on the left?

hahaha :) I like it, because it is nonces

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)

I swapped his mouth with the woman in the middle.

Edit: click for original

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)

you did a top job it, sir

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)

Cheers :]

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ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)

her in the middle has got 5 hands

or is it only 4 and him on the right was wearing one glove whilst sun bathing

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)

oh yeah

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)

AHHHHH!

previously:
bunny
zom-bunny
cerenkov bunny

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)

How rare :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)

Spider Bunny is cuddly-looking.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)

Ahhh! Why are my links borked?

Ahh well...

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)

because you touch yourself at night.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)

lully

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)

FEAR!

哭

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Zuowan, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)

I would imagine that it lays coloured eggs . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)

Thousands.

Thousands of tiny, hatchling spider-bunnies crawling / hopping all over your helpless sleeping face.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)

Oooooh . . . Aaaaaahhahaha . . . that tickles !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)

arggh! - Spiders!

nicely done, and here's a blatant plug:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post341310

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)

I . . . for one . . . am in !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)

*offers 20% of company*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)

Great . . . I share in your enthusiasm !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)

Seems like a good idea...

Less chance of excessive TOAP

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)

I love you arachno-buns, but I'm scared!

edit- oops, how could I forget? WOO!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)

Why th' huff over a little pearoast now and again?

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LS18, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)

Arf!

Nicely done!

I was up in the loft the other day and actually found a little sculpture like that I made when I was 11 :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)

Thx--these are actually made somewhere for

the purpose of roasting weiners--impaled by the penis, of course

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LS18, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)

I once roasted a weiner on a coathanger

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)

was it a crispy sock?

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)

U decide

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LS18, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)

Arf!

Smokey Cock :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:44, archived)

But some mustard on it and stick it in a bun !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)

But some mustard, or 'butt' some mustard?

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LS18, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)

Nothing butt mustard !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)

Thanks for the new derogatory slam term

*outta my way, butt mustard*

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LS18, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)

Guaranteed to open buns for multi-tasking !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)

dunno

I post very few but that is woo

I made this just now and i dont know why

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)

When you figure out why, let us know :P

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LS18, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)

I'm sure I stubledupon that fish today

was it from here

ourbeststuff.com/2008/12/out-of-this-world-fishing.html

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)

thats the fella

couldn't just leave him sitting there.
I said to myself that fish deserves an Oscar!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)

Looks like Marlin Brando !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)

wonder where all his groupers are?

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LS18, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)

On line _________________ j

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)

That's grate !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)

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