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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Joke stealer. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Heheheh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:03, archived)
# is there a companion volume,
coping without agoraphobia?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:05, archived)
# COPING WITH COPROPHAGIA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Surely "CRAPPING"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Do they really need a manual for that?
I hope so, it'll make me RICH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:13, archived)
# COPROPHILIA, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Each to their own.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:24, archived)
# That's not the subject of my book
but you can write one if you want
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:25, archived)
# i'm mofahaphobic
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:17, archived)
# I'll be on you like stink on shit boy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:18, archived)
# oh wait
it was mufasaphobic
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:21, archived)
# STINK: RESCINDED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:23, archived)
# THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY LION KINGS AROUND HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:24, archived)
# THIS IS FUNNY

EDIT: Which one of you monkeydicks hit my caps lock?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Caps lock?
CAPS LOCK??
OH NO YOU JUST DI'INT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:25, archived)
# HE DIDN'T JUST FUCKING SAY THAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:28, archived)
# i sure did
miss thang!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:30, archived)
# OH FUCKING HELL
HE SAID IT, GUYS

HE FUCKING SAID IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:31, archived)
# PINKY MOTHERFUCKER

CAN YOU USE IT?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:32, archived)
# my pinkies were lost in a freak accident with a transsexual

...you insensitive slob
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:38, archived)
# WORK THOSE PINKY MULES
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:42, archived)
# NO WAY HE JUST FUCKING SAID THAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:31, archived)
# yes, it's late. no, i can't sleep. hi.

23,000 jobs gone in two weeks. mine may be next.
thanks gordon.
(no, i do not work for findus)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:00, archived)
# *mourns Crispy Pancakes*
(They were a fuck of a lot better than the poncy 'Green Chili & Meatball' soup I had at 'lunch' time today.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:14, archived)
# i've got some in the freezer
are they now collectable?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Yes.
Yes, I'd've thought so.

Give it a few weeks, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:18, archived)
[challenge entry] War is great
Photobucket

So proud
(carlspick profile? Dunne, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:25, archived)
# made a bit of progress on zombie saucer
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Now this I approve of!
Woo sir!

Molto woo!

How long have you been working on this bad boy? ANd what are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:52, archived)
# the saucer is steel
the pilot and cockpit is milliput.
oh ive had the bits made for ages i just stuck them together last night
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Milliput?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)
# epoxy putty
useful stuff
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Ah!
Well woo!

How long has it taken you? Is it the first thing you have made since, was it a steampunk R2?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
# i started making three of them round about the same time
the others i finnished ages ago this ones been hanging about for a couple of months, my new job fucking sucks just takes up to much of my time
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Oh cool!
Are you selling them then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)
# my missus claimed the first
the second is a prototype for a desk lamp, im trying to get together, i will eventualy be flogging these
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Any idea of a price yet?
Or will it be an eBay jobby?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:22, archived)
# dunno realy
it depends, on the ammount of work involved couple of hundred if i have to make em by hand, it takes ages to beat out the profile.
there is a guy in dudley i need to speak to about getting some dishes turned, if hes cheap enough the price will come down a bit
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Ooo
Desk lamps are fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I just googled it. Looks like interesting stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:08, archived)
# I used to use Milliput for far less noble ends.
2-part modelling clay-like stuff. Putty that becomes Not Putty.
Sets as hard as (*EDIT* nearly) steel. Providing you don't bash it hard with, for example, things made of steel.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Please amend your statement to say
sets as hard as nearly steel ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
# AS HARD AS A FUCKSTICK?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Sorry, I don't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:17, archived)
# excellent!:-)
one question- how do you fabricate the steel saucer?

Do you have to fundamentally beat it out on an anvil, or is there a source of blanks somewhere...... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:58, archived)
# it looks like
a bottle opener. i have one similar

edit *looks at picture again* oh. it's not that big.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:01, archived)
# I'm sorry. Actual physical talent is NOT ALLOWED!
Get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:52, archived)
# SWEET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Damn
That's GOOD.
Talented bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I saw that as a spacehopper with a mouth
i think i need sleep

also: woo
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# COR! What a beauty!
Is that a wok?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:01, archived)
# no not a wok
beaten from a flat peice, i wish i could find some ready made its a pain in the arse doing em by hand, but its the only way to get the right profile
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)
# oh hell fucking yeah
'loves'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Sightings will be called in !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
# This is terribly woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:07, archived)
# this is epic
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:30, archived)
# 'Great Britain' continues to be consistent at the highest level

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# TELL US AGAIN ABOUT YOUR WILLY, BILLY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# It is the dawning of the poor age !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# has he been knighted or something
or is this his cbe? (if so...topical...)

and...tha's nooooo how ye' sa' parradge
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Hahaha
porage wog? Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Tomorrow's headlines:
INTERNET IN RACISM SCANDAL: BILLY CONNOLLY RACIALLY SLURS HIMSELF ON SEEDY WEBSITE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Puerile digital arts community, you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Puerile?
That means clever, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:53, archived)
# with this prince harry thing going on, what does it do to aussie cricket chants?
are we still allowed to sing "I'd rather be a paki than a pom?"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Yeah, just claim you said "saffie" if questioned.
My only thought while watching the Aus v SA series was "why does there have to be a winner..."
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# that was a competitive series, although I really felt that aus blew the melbourne test
with terrible bowling and captancy on the third day.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I really enjoyed it actually, even if it did totally ruin my sleep pattern.
Almost gave the impression the next Ashes might be competitive too, till Pietersen threw his toys out and with it team spirit.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:47, archived)
# before kp spat the dummy i was tipping england.
now I don't know.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
DO you really sing that?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:42, archived)
# yeah in ashes tests, although I heard it sitting on the hill the last time we played pakistan in sydney.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# To be honest with you,
thinking about it, it doesn't surprise me at all. As far as I am aware, you have never had the same problems with racism towards Asians in Australia that the UK has had. It still makes me laugh when I see Wog Boy on the tele :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:50, archived)
# there's always been a bit of racism here.
and if a politican or something used the terms 'paki' or 'wog' there would be a brewhaha in the papers. but in general use, if it's not meant to be offensive no offence is usually taken. Just like we call the english 'pommies', newzealanders 'kiwi' and american's 'yanks or sepos'

However, some people do use them as derogatory terms and there are a few which are considered taboo, such as nigger, slopey etc. even abo is becoming taboo.

I think probably sooner or later political correctness will slow down the terms paki, yank and pom.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Looking at those last three,
I would say the last 2 should go first, if they were to of course. The fact of the matter is, is that Paki is a contraction of Pakistani.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:02, archived)
# shut up you soap dodging pommie bastard. :)
i don't see much wrong with the terms themselves, unless they are used as terms of racial villification rather than humour and that they are used in an appropriate manner, where the people around you aren't likely to take offence. One would not use the term 'you bet your cunthairs I did' upon receiving an obe...

Incidently other than convict what terms do the english have for aussies?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Erm,
I don't think we really do take the piss out of you for anything else to be honest with you.

Normally, one takes the piss out of Johnny Foreigner because one is scared or feels inferior. We however, know that we are the best nation in the world, with the greatest Empire in history ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)
# you're a fucking spag?
shuttup-a you face!

PUTANO!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:21, archived)
# A KIWI IS A BIRD
 
ICH BIN EIN NEUSEELANDER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:11, archived)
# you want a chup cuz?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:13, archived)
# awwww nah bro
 
got any plankton?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:11, archived)
# I was watching some early 90s cricket on the youtubes
And the aussie commentator called the Pakistan players "pakis". "The pakis have got him!" or something equally inconsequential in those days and down-right-racist now.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# The cricket-loving lads in Pakistan know full well what they've got in front of 'em.
Shout what you like, they're laughing at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Pfft! This^^^^
Bring on the Ashes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:51, archived)
# well with hayden's retirement. the biggest ego in world cricket now goes to
kevin peiterson.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Ha!
You fucking wish!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:21, archived)
# come on. ponting's never tried to sack the coach and warnie's in the commentary box
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Bah!
What a waste of 3 minutes, if I'm not gonna get a rise out of you.
It's as if you're not thick or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# haha
as soon as I read it, I thought... that fucking cockend is trying to get a rise out of me.

The problem is "porage wog" makes me chuckle. It's a fantastic term.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Funny phrase, for sure. Just imagine all the pissed-up times I've somehow avoided using it before...
...just waiting for the context.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:55, archived)
# haha
is this the first famous scot you've heard of, in order to give you context?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)
# In terms of making a genuinely valid satirical gag (*EDIT* about racism in the Royal Family) , yeah.
I don't intend to make potentially hurtful ones otherwise.

*EDIT* Ah, slightly (ie totally) misunderstood the question there.

No, I've heard of a number of Porag Scottish people. In fact, I've put up with 'em all my life. Interestingly, I'm listening to Glasvegas as I type. And I've heard of Moira wossname.

Oh,
*EDIT*
*EDIT*
*EDIT*
Pissed now. Blah. Clearly unable to continue a perfectly reasonable conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I'll take your word for it, leek spic
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Wales / Spain?
Baffling. Glad I don't have any national pride.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:43, archived)
# IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

THAT'S YOU THAT IS.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:21, archived)
# THIS IS SOME FUN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Lube me up...
I'm going in!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Care for something with bones in it ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# :[==]
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# no, that's your mum!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# No, your mum is your dad!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:29, archived)
# screw you guys, I'm going home.
yeah i want cheesey poofs.

RESPECT MA AUTHORITAH!!!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I have cheesypoofs here on my desk
Well, Waitrose Cheese Puffs. Nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:36, archived)
# i don't I have some cheezels* in the cupboard though
I think these are called wotzits in the uk
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# NO U
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:29, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:47, archived)
# hahah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nCKYEM8qRc
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
fetch holy water!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# holler

pictorum
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# heheh
tis the season
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:16, archived)
# yay!!
I've missed your cartoonery
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Hahah!
I smell FP
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:17, archived)
# My whole sense of what an FP is has been thrown off after the latest one.
I just don't know anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)
# That's simple...
it's whatever tickles the mods' fancy at the time :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# How many mods are there? Do any of them post regularly?
The inner workings of b3ta are a mystery to me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:21, archived)
# At least two of them post fairly regularly.
I have no idea how many there are. It all pretty much works though so no worries, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Yeah, happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# You and gronkpan
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# BUSTED
OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)
# there's certainly enough for quick editting when needed.
most of the time.

back in 2004 the mods were more verbal i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# They are good at emergency kittens.
I'll give them that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# haha what
that head movement is far too unsubtle.

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I demand an FP:

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# pfff

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Heh
I posted this in response to a spammy threadwaste one night, fully expecting the thread to be deleted.

It was on the FP next morning. You just never can tell.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I love this
even if I still repress memories of it ;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# What was the source of that, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# A very, very large woman.
This is a disguised cutout of the back of her right leg.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
# This makes me vomit a little
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Hello, is it me you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# ALSO:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:52, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Hurrah
for the toothy bollock
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I rather like that
Lionel's hair has a bit of the motion blur naturally.
(ShockMeSane is wandering the lonely streets, muttering softly, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 3:17, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
I knew it was yours the second I saw the top of the first frame. STOP THIS EDUCATION NONSENSE RIGHT NOW AND START POSTING REGULARLY AGAIN. I miss your lovely pics.
Oh and have a *click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Woohoo!!
top stuff Sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:19, archived)
# IF I wasn't English I would like this more.

No reason, just thought this source was too good to leave untouched.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
I STILL FUCKING LOVE YOU, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)
# But... but...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:21, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I am falling for this fall !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Joyous.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# This is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Lully!
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)
# hahahha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYYQPI2LR0M&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:06, archived)
# ace work!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Silly Humpty
Autumn is not Fall.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Glorious!
I love this, it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
(LokiMD, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Yes, he did.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 3:19, archived)
# this wins the prize
(jonjonjon, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# This one did need some dithering...
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# 'dithers'
heh this raised a chuckle :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# NEEDS MORE SHOUTING!!!!
why do they shout so fucking much?

have a wooo and a yay and this

*rapes*

*wipes*

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# THIS IS FUCKING FOOD!
I FUCKING LIKE IT!

YOU MAY WIN THIS COMPETITION YOU CAAAAAANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha! How rare :D
I am sensing you are obsessed with Masterchef ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# you love that shelf don't you?
i have no idea who those people are, infact i don't care i'm going to bed!
good night b3ta, its all your fault!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# yes!
shouts: SHELVES FOR everything. DISPLAY it ALL!
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:10, archived)
# That Torode man pisses me off.
His typical feedback is "Sweet, savoury, citrus, mahogany, ivory, hint of iron, some sweat" in an unimaginably pretentious half-baked Australian accent.

Also I'm on board stats for the first time ever and my quote is disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Heady Stuff !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)
# YES
I have no idea who these people are but hooray anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I am interested in this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:17, archived)
# You're a headcase!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNND I LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOU
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love you A :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:43, archived)
# No-one else does though!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# true.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# i would. very physically.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Easy Kebab!
That's my woman you're on about!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Battle on the internet!
I'll be ref.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# how tall are you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# me?
of course you're talking to me...
i'm 5'11" and 13 stone of pure lard muscle! roar!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# midget.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# strange thing is i've been this tall since i was about 8
give or take a few inches (said the vicar to the stripper)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# That's not that strange.
I am the same height as I was when I was 8. UNfortunately, I wasn't freakishly tall then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# all my trousers stopped 1/2 way up my legs
26" waist and a 29" leg - just didn't do em!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# 6 foot
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# short arse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# how tall are you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# a couple of inches taller than you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)
# a ewe?
they're about 3 foot high...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# not when they're on the end of my cock.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)
# where did you get those velcro gloves and over sized wellingtons?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# OK,
3 foot 3 inches high in that case....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# 3 foot 3 and A HALF INCHES THANK YOU VERY MUCH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Tall enough to give you a smack round the face spotty!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Them's fighting words.
k3b/-\b, you have thirty seconds to respon... wait, this isn't a presidential debate. Deck him.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# why? you bring a step ladder baldy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Pfft!
Nah, I'll just punch you in the balls and when you fall to the ground, then I will punch you in the face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# YEAH. E-fighting.
Yellow cards and man hugs all round.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# did you bring your glasses four eyes?
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I don't wear glasses anymore,
but I wish I did. Chicks dig em.

Anything else you wanna bring out?

Because it must be annoying you more and more that I am the bald, blind, short one, yet I am the one who has had a woman. Go figure ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:06, archived)
# you seem to have missed the self depreciation in the last statement.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:11, archived)
# your woman?
ahh you're the old fashion sort or has nout to do with them and has relations with other ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Ssshh, prizes aren't supposed to talk while the battle's going on.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# sorry! am i just ment to jump about alot so my tits bounce up and down?
and cheer and such.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Exactly, bit better.
Don't cheer for either one in particular though, don't want to seem biased. And fix us up some half time snacks wouldya, sweet cheeks? etc
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# i hope that included the arse slap! it's the law that you can't call someone sweet cheeks without slapping their arse!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# *winks and gestures for you to hurry along*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# cheesey footballs and meat paste sandwhiches?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Thassa girl.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)
# awww, you're such a card!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:02, archived)
# TITS!
* is distracted*

*still beats Kebab*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# beating the kebab, it's a wank euphimism but not a male one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# did someone say bouncing boobs?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I think he probably wants you to go make him a sandwich now.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# and a blow job.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# It would be nice to get one from you
for once!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)
# sorry, have been giving them to other people instead of you.
i was trying to share!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Well it was why I fell in love with you in the first place.
I love your philanthropy ;) Just stay away from Kebab, that is going too far ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# no no, I can go to brighton...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)
# *stewie voice* why would she react positively to such a negative statement?
*realisation*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Weeeeeeell every fucker else was doin it...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# ooo you racist!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I'm confused,
so racism does or does not run in the family?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# It runs like diarrhoea
They killed Di because they didn't want her to marry an Arab.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# how is this* related
to prince charles


* Harry.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# I dunno,
but sooty seems quite a popular meme...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Not a question of your work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# What a curious choice of tie.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# As a nigger kike wop, I'm deeply offended by this.
(as a bit of context to the perpetually offended, this "I'll get you for this, you nigger kike wop." is a quote from the Man With Two Brains, which, if shown on british tv nowadays, will no doubt lead to a placard parade demanding the line be changed to "I'll get you for this, you naughty man")
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Good job I thought better of putting the nazi symbol on his arm then...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:02, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# My first 4chan LOL :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# hahahahahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Hahah
ANd I'm watching The Half Ton Son.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# This is really cool!
Have a huge woo and a yay from me!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# aww thank you
*rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Also:
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)
# O HAI SEXY
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:01, archived)
# he's crying on the inside!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)
# *brandishes sausage*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# cor I like sausages
especially if implemented in a sexy way
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)
# NICE AND CRUNCHY
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFwPJqOrSvY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# :D 'hides at links'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uTOX7j7WzM
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:17, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:25, archived)
# aahhhhahhahhhahh shit
just saw some of monty's videos

www.youtube.com/user/cyriak
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I love these!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Is that Roland McDoland?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I need an adult to sign the entry form :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# nup, it's a recognisable depiction of a person, outside of DA RULZ!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Fucksticks!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Are you sure he counts as people?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Good to see they've outsourced Blue Peter competitions to Wales.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I doubt I'm the first person to think of this...
...but it came to me tonight and made me happy.
this is how to make a cd wallet from an A4 sheet of paper:



sorry for tallness. it's a bit less eye-strainingly small here.
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Origami for Dummies for Dummies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# heeeeeeeeey
I maeded a sqare, what haev you don?
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# My band did this for some demo cds we sent out years ago.
Works pretty well.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Is it possible to draw on the front?
And write a tracklisting on the back?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Maybe
if only there were a tutorial.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I suppose so,
if you have pens and pencils.

DO YOU HAVE PENS AND PENCILS?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:43, archived)
# If I had a pen and pencils I'd hardly be hanging round here manifesting my endless creativity, would I?
Erm..
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Cor, black belt in origami.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I quite like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# aaaaah, knew I wasn't the first...
mine does have the advantage that you can print a full front and back cover on the reverse and when it folds up they should be perfectly aligned. going to try it tomorrow night when I've had a chance to print some out at work.
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Fucking hell!
I am trying that out tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# That origami one is top!
Thanks for finding that :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I just tried it
my cd won't play anymore, and i think I've fucked my cd drive. there's paper in places there shouldn't be.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Cheap paper.
And you left the lens cap on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# ah that'll explain it
I'll give it a shake and try it tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Cool
I'll be putting together a smack wrap tutorial later. Assuming I can get it together.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Has anyone combined the two?
It's the Sooty and Paki show...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# He's so not his dad.
No way.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Yeah I know.
WHy hasn't Harry got Charles' pigtails? Eh? EH?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# That's the Christmas card sorted nice and early.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:35, archived)
# 6!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:38, archived)
# =720
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# You missed I maths thread earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Hope this isn't too big.


FAQ assures me all will be well...
A B3tan owns this car, so i shopped it a bit :)
It is work in progress. Seems huge but FAQ said go for it under 400.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# will you 'shop
a crashed car,

I will dig out the image if you will
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Most of my 'shops are car crashes, in their own way.
(Hope this helps)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# looking good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# dave
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# That baby's worth a bundle . . .
Dice man would love it too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Nice one, David!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# 400k is the animation size, not still image
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Sorry;
it reads badly then. i misunderstood.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# you shouldn't apologise
what kind of person prick doesn't have the broadband capacity to download an extra 300k, and insists of being on an image message board?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:19, archived)
# i have capped internets
stupid carphonewhorehouse aka AOL - changing their terms and conditions bastards!
(not that i care)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# no matter how lully you
are my point still stands
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)
# and I apologise.
I can't delete it, that is a sin. And the FAQ led me to think it would be resized if it was too big. Now i know, i won't make the same mistake again. I'm hardly a serial offenfer.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:35, archived)
# don't worry
what's done is done but do it again and i'll set fire to your candles! mwhahah... oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I have so many bloody candles.
why is it when women reach 'ahem' 21 the world decides they need candles? For every birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# because its funny to set the smoke alarms off :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# People like FLowerpot
who live in South Africa and only gets 2gb of bandwidth a month, and has to pay for extra, only up to a maximum of 4gb possible. But yeah, I guess that is more inconsiderate than someone just taking a second to make a pic as small as it can be....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# well, yes, but if everyone posted the filesize they wanted
the board load would be unfeasably large. But if someone makes a mistake (due to the poor wording of the faq) then I don't think they need a bollocking (not that that has happened here.)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# twat
www.b3ta.com/board/8425830
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Aye :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# but the pictures are great.
especially that handsomely drawn cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Oh my God it's a Sunshine Elephant!
Hello there.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# hello!
*blows dust off account*
it's good to be here again!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Ah she obviously weighs more than a duck!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# *sets up stall selling bits of dry wood and tinder*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# dave?
400kb for anims though, 100 for stills. (i think...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# i just read it again:
I used B3tards...says 400k for images?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Er....
For file size, 50k has always been a good target for a still image, but anything up to 100KB is acceptable. Likewise, animated gifs should be kept as small as possible, but never exceed 400 KB.

Not that I give that much of a fuck, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)
# i read this bit::
If you use b3ta's built in image hosting, you may upload any image up to around 400kb in file size, and the site will do any resizing work required for you. Animations are not optimisable - if they do not meet file size restrictions, they will be linked with a static image. Files larger than 400kb will be instantly rejected!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:27, archived)
# yeah that's confusing. that's the size that can be uploaded to the host.
but not the size for posting directly on board, if you use the b3ta hosting it will resize the picture and put a link to the big version.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:31, archived)
# So B3tards isn't
B3ta at all. It IS confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# no I think b3tards is a hosting designed for people with b3ta accounts,
but isn't the b3ta hosting.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I've not
seen a link for the B3ta housing. No wonder people tell me they are too scared to post here! Bloody minefield! Apologies once again for my error. Won't do that again!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:42, archived)
# stop apologising, I don't think anyone's upset about it.
and the b3ta hosting seems to have gotten harder to find, there used to be a 'post new image link' under the 'my images' thing at the top of the page (cr3 changed it a couple of days ago and I can't see a post new link there any more, but this is possilbly because I am thick).

If you go to post new message, there's a link that says switch to image mode and you can upload from there.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# KittyVomit just pointed this out to me,
you just have to use the Post a new message button....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I see that
NOW. But i had already hosted and thought B3tards was B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Ta
I hope they look into the FAQ wording though, I can't be the only dullard on here
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# ooh shiny
makes me want to go play gta
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# S'nice.
Oh, and obligatory 'Dave?' comment as well.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Woo
Did someone just thread delete cieling cat?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Haha
The talented feline fiend
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I like the look of this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:36, archived)
# nice
yay for fairlane compacts!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# my brother used to own this one - sold it for $8500.00 a few years ago now worth $20000+ - dickhead!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Woo! He had a great '64 there.
These little babies are addictive, though I prefer the '62 and '63 models for their little tail fins.

Very cool, your brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:00, archived)
# very nice!
you should replace it with a 400k gif of the car that wobbles left and right by half a pixel, then people don't moan!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)
# OMG!
OMG THAT'S MY CAR!!!!

SUNDAEGIRL YOU ROCK HARDER THAN A QUARRY FULL OF BOULDERS!!!!

I now have a lowrider '62 Compact Fairlane! Oh how I love you to bits!!!!

Mwah!

GLEE!

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)
# The All New Sooty Show:

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# 5!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Ding ding ding ding ding!
We've reached our quota!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# i'm just gonna sit here and think about matt berry.


is it wrong that i would?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# i like you, jen.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# *swooooony swoon*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I went to school with his mate
Matt Hollness.

(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:10, archived)
# awww, he's like a dumpy, Down's syndrome Nick Cave
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# oh he's lovely.
and dumpy and lovely. and funny.

but maybe thats why i fancy him!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# he does have a good voice
wise of them to have brought the boss man into the IT crowd a little more, though morris was naturally awesome when he swanned in during previous series :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# the voice is bloody good...i'd love him to talk dirty to me with that voice
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:19, archived)
# speaking of which
www.research.att.com/~ttsweb/tts/demo.php

(probs old news to fellow b3tans, I've not been on the net much the last few weeks)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# "I wish I were more attractive...Like Dagless"
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# what exatly have you done to...
actually, I don;t want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Needs more "fuzzy wuzzy"
for verisimilitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Bill and Ben successfully infiltrated the Terra-ist training camp...

..but found themselves unpopular with the common soldiery.
(Lotvs is assuming the position on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Ha!
Are you confusing Some mothers do ave em with It aint half hot mum? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# <puts on Peter Sellers voice>
"Goodness gracious me!"
(Lotvs is assuming the position on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# SHAAAAADAAAAAAP!
Betty.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# The bastard memorised the seating plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Oh Betteeee!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# A kangaroo... talking to a boy with a fire engine... like you do.


It's for a children's book... Kangaroos are not part of my usual repertoire
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# BEWARE... KANGAROO IS ALIEN
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# indeed it is...
Zombie nympho killer roos a go-go
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# What's that, Skippy?
And why can't I tell my mum about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Because his mom will want a go too
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Water colours ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Yeah... real ones these days...
none of that digital rubbish for me
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Beware the bushfire Skippy!
That little brat is fire starter
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# He's well prepared though...
he's brought his own fire engine.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# That's what Jesus said!
woo:)

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:07, archived)
# thats not the kids fire engine
its the baby kangaroo's and mother kangaroo is not happy
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
#

Gayer
Gayest
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIIRTY!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:57, archived)
# ARGH MY POOR INNOCENT MIND!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# we are all so glad
you didn't do marvin gayest
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# erm...
Let's Get It On
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# OH JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# CRIKEY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Fucking excellent
I was in a mood before coz my newspaper bombed but this has brought me right back up again.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Packin' a 45 . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# OH YEAH!
 
MAYBE THAT WILL CAUSE PEOPLE TO RECONSIDER BORROWING MY CDS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# heavens to mergatroyd, betsie
it's not half purple, innit
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Oof
I'm getting slow

must be almost bedtime then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# i wonder if his dad saw the picture
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
# He didn't, that's why he got so mad
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Hahaha...now do a marving gayest

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:00, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9091202
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I still prefer . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# This is Brilliant!
He needs some sexual healing!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# And a . . . straight . . . jacket !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# 1) nsfw
2) How did you graft the head on so well and change my body colour?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:08, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# GAY!
GAYEREST!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I can honestly say,
I have never once got one of your pics :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:46, archived)
# What he's doing now with the weights is testing people's suggestivity.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:47, archived)
# That was pretty obvious
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Possibly not to someone who doesn't know how these things work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# He has also kept the fella onstage now
who started swinging the bolt first.

I get those, but I still don't get the serial number....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Aye, I get that.
But that isn't the trick. I am sure it will just extend to the table too though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:48, archived)
# The table, while amusing with the people shouting COME TO ME!
was another test.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:51, archived)
# pity
if you did, you could explain them to me
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:48, archived)
# hello sexy
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Hey hot stuff!
How have you been? Wanna msn? LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# OMG!!!
a/s/l????

wannna cyber?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# the great escape?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:47, archived)
# nup
hint: morgan freeman
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# shawshank
would have been my second guess
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:59, archived)
# On a rock !
You were on a roll last night as well !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:48, archived)
# tween a rock and a hard place
all washed up and no imagination left today
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I imagine that you do !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Its a quote from
shawshank redemption but what it has to do with illustration mashes i dont know.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# correct
and technically, it's 3 pictures shopped together, including a rembrandt

/obscure blog
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Papillon
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# sorry monica, no cigar
shawshanbk redemption, as per P3L3
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Not too late I hope

Only Really Works If You CFB and Read The Content.

*FIXED! SORRY!*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Your CFB seems borked dude :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:45, archived)
# This took about 40 mins
after a crash (new cs4 shite) i had to start all over again. Is there anything more crushing than spending the best part of an hour making a image just to have it bomb. Im gonna go watch a film.

*SOB*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:51, archived)
# You have your paws on CS4?
i'm still lamenting the loss of image ready after CS2
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# aye
Steal Download trial from adobe.com then get yourself a keygen good man.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# adobe are still giving their crap away for free?
i gotta find me some keys
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:35, archived)
# I shall have to buy the "rag' . . . to get the iside scoop !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:51, archived)
# why is rag
in inverted comma(s)?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:52, archived)
# It's a double edged sword . . .
rag as in head wear . . . rag as in . . . well it does have a few connotations . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:55, archived)
# ahhhh
i must be in 'touchy-mode' I thought you were takin the pis owt of my speling.

Im out. later homies.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Nah . . . I don't be cruel . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Ball sacks
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Arf!
But NEWSBANDWAGON :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)
# NUDEBANDWAGON?!
bring it on :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# YAY!
Also, DERREN BROWN IS FUCKING AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# He scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# How the fuck did he get that bloke to
get the serial number??!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Someone with a good memory
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)
# pulleys and winches
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Arf!
What the hell was that Gorilla thing?!?!? I am in awe :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:41, archived)
# What jeru said down there \/
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
# saw him live a couple of years back
he's got some sort of nervous tic than i thought was a part of the act
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Aye,
I don't think it is controlled though. If it is, he is bloody good at making it look natural. Did you see The Heist program he did? I couldn't get to my office because of that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)
# not controlled at all no
i'd just never seen it before on tv (for whatever reason)

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:44, archived)
# good god, go marry the man
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# He did come out recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# that would be why I said it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)
# lucky awesome ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I think you will find he is sodomising awesome, awesome wants to phone the police
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:38, archived)
# yep, that is what i am thinking too
A lot of old tricks, persuasion of the subconscious and reading body language
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)
# That yeah, I can understand.
But he just got a man, randomly chosen by someone randomly selected from the audience, and called them, said nothing to them, and they said teh serial number to a £10 note that he had put on a table folded, and hiding the number itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Are you watching the show?
I think he is pretty damn good!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)
# How was he in teh gorrilla suit?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Yes there is a ball bag on the left, some one has drawn a face on it
and sooty seems to have a tap cock
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)
# TAPCOCK
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# well, it is how they make wine
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# *Turns tap*
SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# i think this water's gone off :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
dirty racist.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)
# And we have number 4!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# BINGO!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)

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