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# .
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# She needs to floss!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Nom Nom Nom
Satisfying
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# holy shitting christ
thats good
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# OH HAI THERE MOHAMED AL FAYED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Extreme midget potholer breaks record.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# SPELUNK SPELUNK SPELUNK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
#
www.thefreedictionary.com/spelunk
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# aaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Fuckin pedoze.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# A bad case of Geriatrica Lingua
aka "Old Man Tongue".
Woo and some emergency surgery.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# haha christ
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# daaaamn
but does she swallow?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Bloody hell!
*nightmares*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# It's what Gary was talking about


*sorry, just heard it and couldn't get it out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I've been driving in my car
It's not quite a jaguar,
but the driver's seat can listen to my anus.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaha - wtf?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# It was the first song that came into my head when I was trying to think of Numan's "Cars"
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# doo doo doo doo
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
Cider.
(milkboy, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Ha! That's terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Squit!

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# So do they walk on high heels?
Because her shoes make her look like she's on extentions or something.
She still looks adorabe, and looks like the most intelligent.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# There has to be some kind
of alarm that brings you yiffers out of your holes every time he posts. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# It's just timing I guess
I'm just on here at convinient times it seems.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# very convenient
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# conveniently convenient
I think
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Almost TOO convenient...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# a conspiracy, do i sense?
convenient, so as not to break the thread
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# hmm
*takes long pull on pipe and strokes chin beard thoughtfully*


What do you propose we do about this conveniently poised situation, Dr?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I do like your drawings.
It'd be nice to see more of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# dittos
(i used to be mariachidevil btw cenaris, but i got bored with it. hello)
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Allo' Devil!
:D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I'll get on it;
Far Cry 2's been taking up my time lately.

But I'll think of some strange things to scribble up some time.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Yeah. An irritating whine gets their attention.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Kapow!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Whammo
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# did not irritate me in the slightest.
Apologies if I cause you irritation. You know how much it will only result in me telling you to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I think you're supposed to say
wow, brilliant, more of exactly the same please, every day.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I gave that up about
2 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# SWT
Squirrels With Tits! SquiWTs! SquiWTs! SquiWTs!

=+*-x8--
(gerzel, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I dont think this one even HAS heels!
Very nice tho
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Aww!
She looks lonely . . .

BTW JJ we got friends over at the weekend is it ok if I lock them in your basement?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# As long as you explain that the stains weren't caused by ME.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Suki- go to de well and fetch de water to mash de grains....
Sorry. Unless you've seen Ricky Gervais' Fame you won't get this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# even if I'd seen it chances are I would not have got it either.
Due to the fact I probably would have punched the fuck out of the TV in frustration at that one-trick, talentless fuck spoiling my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# nice to know im not alone in my views
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I think his stand up's brilliant.
Considering what this country calls comedy sometimes (Roy Chubby Brown, Benny Hill, Bernard Manning etc) it's not really suprising he's more popular overseas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# He's no Dylan Moran.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Neither's everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# ^ 100% truth, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Literalist lols.
Prefer Ross Noble to Gervais.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Too OMGrandom for me.
Or at least he seemed it when he was on telly. I couldn't be bothered to look up from what I was doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# You were playing Electronic Battleships (by MB Games)
weren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I think I was sewing, actually!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Oh I like the silliness, I heard him on R4 first.
Just watched the "Never tuck in an owl" sketch on YT, again.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Sure they were!
We all understand just how scared you were . . .

It's N & K that're coming! \\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Ooh!
Say Hi's from me!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# will do!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Your perspective is annoyingly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Ta.
It's still a little bit off when I draw on paper.
Not so bad with digital only, because it's easier to correct....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Well I think it's quite impressive, as it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# This would look really nice coloured in
I'm guessing the stasis suits would be dark blue
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Blue and white.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Nice
makes her look kinda sporty
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
#
sporty horney
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# lully
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Herman Goering

Edit: Thanks you smashers down below :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
Legendary!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Wonderful.
Simply wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# That's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# amazing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Perfect!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# have one of these:
It's a floating, rotating, wobbly hat
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Silly Bilbo!
It is just that the flipping dog is trapped inside it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Now, if only someone on b3ta had that as a username...
*gets hat, scarf, coat, galoshes, perspex liberty bodice etc etc etc*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)
# what are you going to do with those leaves? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
# ninja'd!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# damn you
damn you Joint Photographics (experts) Group!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# *is damned*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# now you look like Charles Aznivore
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# More Charles Aznovoice...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# woo!
*wears*

*does awe-inspiring, seemingly effortless backflips*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Oooooh
Nicely done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# When I first began animating
I had the idea of taking the hat off DTH's head, spinning it round like this and then putting it back on his head.

Woo to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Coo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Look who I seen in my pint last night!
(sorry, it may be lost on some)

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Tops!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# *Sips*
Mmmm!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
he's a miserable cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# \o/ for Terrorist Stout!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
grand
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Bloody BBC


click for bigger

BBC story here
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)
# hahahaha
taht rcoks!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Pfft! Nicely!
Also, why would someone go to the effort of responding to a question online just to say I dont know?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Do you have dyslexia?
on


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)
# ahahaha!
Yeah, I spelt it wrong. So what.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# i like to put my name as a celebrity
much more chance of it getting published
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)
# better to be a racist celebrity
you'll be in all the papers for a couple of weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# It's always nice to see an MP commit political suicide
next week he can discuss the myth of the holocaust and why god sent AIDS to punish homosexuals.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I like this immensely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# hhaaahaha!
*clicky woo*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# "It is concerning..."
No, it isn't "concerning". It is "of concern". "It is concerning" means something else altogether. The spokesperson for the British Dyslexia Association needs to learn how to put a fucking English sentence together properly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Drew this to cheer up my fella
and he insisted I post it here.

Hope it helps blow away your mid-week blues.

(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Yays
You know what else you can do to cheer him up?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)
# make him a sandwich
and woo to the ape raver
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Make him a nice hot cup of tea and a scone?
I know that always cheers up.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Attach electrodes to the pleasure centres of his brain
And plug him in to the mains.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Flood his neurons with tryptamine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# "Now don't try to kid me, mancub...
...I made a deal with you
What I desire is man's red fire
To make my dream come true..."

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Our jazz band plays that
I do the monkey noises! \\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Run some cold then....
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)
# *sings* ...and you look like one too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)
# *cries*
look smell


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Superb stuff, Mr The Hat
top skillzorz, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I'm the king of the swingers :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Excellent
is he the king of the swingers, yeah, the jungle VIP?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Lovely!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Now animooted
for your pleasure

(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Put a donk on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)
# yay!
how delightful.

monkey / ape feet always make me want to high five them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)
# fabbo
put him on some bongoes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)
# you're good at these
John Wayne next, please...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Will John Wayne Rooney do?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)
# aye, go on then
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# pfft
get off your horse
and fuck your nan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)
#
get off your milk and drink your horse
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)
# This is marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Ha!
I like these muchly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I'm going to need more information.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I'm A Fan
Definitely! More please!!!
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Afternoon boardlets
Have spent a lovely morning in Felixstowe where I found this delightful character.

I also learned that the house my best friend was sharing in the beautiful village of Waldringfield,
and a neighbouring house have burnt to the ground. No-one was hurt, he's moved back in with
his girlfriend; but he's lost almost everything. His housemates lost all they had too.

If you want to post a message of commisseration here that would be cool -
he's a lurker of long standing, and I think he'd appreciate it. Thanks all. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Oh no!
That is bloody awful :(

If he is reading this, sorry for that fella! Best of luck to you and your housemates and neighbours! Just thank lord no-one was hurt!

Did he have insurance?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Don't think so
Lucky for him he's not got much in the way of furnishings - his laptop, his guitar
(and his wah-wah, he was quick to reassure me) were not around. Not sure about
much else, he had some shit hot sound system gear though. :(

Not so lucky his housemates.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Aw man!
Well I hope he gets back on his feet as soon as :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Students eh?
They really should not be allowed fire until they are 30 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Lovely Bela!
My commiserations mate, you never think it's going to happen to you, then WHALLOP! Hope you get back on your feet soon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# its only stuff
at least when you move house, you dont have to hire a van


...really sorry to hear it though
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# That's awful
did he have insurance?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)
# :(
For your friend, of course, not your pic. Any insurance?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Hmmm.....
"A sign leading to the properties showed that plans were in place to build two luxury £1m five-bedroom homes at some stage"

Looks like that might be brought forward then, look on the bright side, they got the buildings removed for free.

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# It's a pretty common tactic amongst property developers, particularly where there's a conservation area or any kind of listed building status getting in the way of things.
Past 15 years in Manchester it was like the blitz along the canals - about half a dozen listed canalside mill buildings a week were going up - all accidental, naturally, and all with outline planning consent for redevelopment as flats.

/suspicious blog

Oh, and gutted for your mate, but as long as there was no loss of life, like yer man up ^ there ^ says, it's only stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I wish I could gut alive the people responsible for destroying and removing listed buildings
there were some lovely old abandoned Luntic asylum buildings near us. The roofs were "accidentally" taken off and the buildings became unsafe, so they had to be pulled down.

Now, there is outline planning permission to build a massive retirement village, wich may mean the loss of some lovely woodland
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)
# ...and they generally all have the tacit if not the active support of those supposed to be keeping them in check.
It's more expensive to refurbish an old building to modern standards than to flatten and build a new box, insurers and everyone else get jittery if a building is more than 25 years old, it's apparently "in everyone's best interests" to clear and redevelop as the preferred option.

Except for the small point that by doing so you are destroying the towns and communities in which people grew up, the iconic buildings that make a place home rather than just a crappy overspill estate somewhere, and filling up the landscape with poorly-build, unsightly monocultures of so-called architecture that will be falling down themselves it ten years time, let alone lasting another century as the older buildings had.

Grr. *bugbears*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# yup
look at all the money that went into this: www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2006/jun/25/architecture

when it could have gone into restoring this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Barr_Hall

in fact, they're different councils, but the principle is the same

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)
# are there pictures???
i cant see them if they're there
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)
#
Great Barr Hall, venue for meetings of the Lunar Society: www.lambarman.co.uk/assets/images/_50.jpg

The Public: www.bdonline.co.uk/Pictures/468xAny/y/o/k/Public_ready.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)
# {O_O}
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# yeah its pretty common over here as well
listed buildings "mysteriously" getting unlisted and then within a few weeks burning down all accidental like....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)
# They knocked down a beautiful old nestle factory in Aylesbury
to make room for some fucking nasty sardine-tin flats. I actually cried (I think that's really sad of me, but it was a beautiful building and such a shame to see it go).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Aside from the fact that it was a *Nestle* factory?
*hides from swiss Lawyers pronto*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)
# The building didn't have a say in it's owners.
It really was beautiful. They could have done proper Manhattan style lofts in it, instead of tearing it down and building this monstrosity:

www.fairview.co.uk/images/uploaded/areas/buckinghamshire/delta/1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)
# they dont building em like they used to
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)
# See also:
The Hoover factory, now defiled by *shudders* Tescos....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# wasn't criticising at all, pickle
merely railing against a company I hate.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# You and I both, but I'm a bit of a slut for architecture that I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# you'd like our office, then
an Art Deco listed building, complete with spiral ramp.
It's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Meep.
Is it 'Bring a Captain to Work' day yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# All you have to do is ask, lovely
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# :D One day I'd love to see
it does sound amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# they've done it in liverpool
"a city with the most grade 1-2 listed buildings outside of London"....and they flattened half of the old graded warehouses, that were nicely converted into shops and café's (with charm) and built THIS consumerist nightmare of 10000000 sq feet of shopping "mall"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Yeugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)
# They did it to my old work local too, in the centre of London :(
It was a lovely old building :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Today they close the Astoria.
I might cry about that too.

No. I AM now doing so. FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)
# wow, I did not know this.
I have memories of the Astoria going back 25 years, and yes, I have been to G.A.Y. a number of times, big whoop, wanna fight about it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I'm not as old as youso my memories are fewer but just as important.
Sad day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Don't fucking get me started on that!
2 of my fave gigs from the last few years were there, and it was my fave venue in London :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Same.
Well, that and the Palace.

No, no fucking 'Koko'. THE PALACE.

*sniffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Oh well.
At least I got to see Elbow and My Morning Jacket there :D

My work had there christmas party at "Koko" a couple of years ago. I fell asleep on the back stairs :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
# shame isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Aye,
it is happening more and more in the City. Bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I've not even clicked that link but bet you that's Paradise Street...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# part of it, but its gone right through,past water street.
its thought that it now takes up 1/4 of the city centre
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Again
you must consider what was there before ( very little if you are honest with yourself, I know the area well as our ship is berthed in Canning half-tide dock ) and the vast benefit such a place will have to the overall economy of the Liverpool area.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)
# thats true, what was there you had to look for
im just saying "why knock it down to build lifeless cubes" when the buildings are structurally sound, and look better than anything that's been put there today...but that's alot of personal opinion... also woo to the choice of dock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# To be fair
to the Manchester mill redevelopments ( I considered buying an apartment there, some of them are beautifully dine ) most of those buildings were in an unsafe condition to use as they were and wherever any building had any aesthetic value the developers did their utmost to at least retain the original fascia and features.
Speaking as a Manc and a builder I have to say that the mill redevelopments have been a huge boon to the resurgence of Manchester city centre.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)
# manchester was regenerating so fast
it had to regenerate what it had already regenerated a few years before hand!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)
# hehe,
All I have to say on the matter is that the IRA were the best thing that ever happened to Manchester city centre.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)
# God yes.
For the best part of a decade the civic leadership were begging them to come back and finish the job off!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I have seen this done quite well
in Rochester, but I imagine that it was pretty pricey.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Poor him!
I hope he's alright. Remember, stuff's not as important as people, but I understand. If he'd like some books to read (I could donate a DVD or two but that's no use without a DVD player and telly) let me know.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# That's very sweet Cap'n
I know he and his gf's got tons of books and DVDage at hers (theirs again I suppose).
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Well that's something then.
Give him a big hug from his aunty Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)
# You must! Promise!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)
#
man that's awful. Hope he can get things back on their feet quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# My deepest sympathies, sir
Property burning down (or flooding, which is just as bad) and loss of chattels is a horrible thing. I do hope you can get at least a little insurance salve to help out.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# KEEEEEEEEEL EEEEEEET!
- Ed: That sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Fantastic
pic, sorry about the hoose if you read this fella.
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Life sucks buy a helmet
good to be alive though
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)
# 'tis a bitch, at least he's still got us, we're fireproof, fact.
i shall also dedicate this bit of old toss i just did to your chum.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)
# There's so much goodness in this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)
# oh man
that is everything
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)
# woaaah
nice mostache
www.leenks.com/gallery782-16.htm
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Fireproof are we?
But what about the fire? eh? Eh? EH?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)
# but we survived
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Ha ha, WHOA!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Great pic
Poor Mate..... commiserations fella




still.....





black interiors are back in fashion I hear. 'Every clound...' and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)
# has a silver liing?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I have
pots and pans plates etc they can borrow.

Unfortunately I don't have a spare house, sorry
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Training
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Arf!
TJ: Does anyone know the full version of that magpies song? The one for sorrow one?

EDIT: I just read it and I am confused. There are 14 of the bastards in my sycamore tree. The rhyme only goes up to ten. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I know this much
1 for sorrow
2 for joy
3 for a girl
4 for a boy
5 for silver
6 for gold
7 for a secret never to be told


and then I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Jeebus you type quick.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I type for a living.
Well, ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# My mother in law can't remember past that either
but it doesn't stop her trying to remember it and recite it for 15 minutes when she sees a magpie.

I love her to bits really
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Pfft
I salute them and say "morning Mr Magpie, how's the wife and kids?"

Not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# The beardedwife does it too
He doesn't know why either.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# it's supposedly
to ward off bad luck or encourage good luck (what kind of luck depends on the number of birds)
(prostheses, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)
# and one for the little boy who lives down the road
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Yeah, little boys LOVE bags of wool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I'd have much prefered a bag of magpies
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# 8 for squirrels
9 for string
10 for a small cairn terrier called Bobby
11 for £10.99
12 for Uruguay
13 for Oleg Pshinnikov
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)
# somethhing like this...
Eight you live
Nine you die
Ten you eat a bogey pie!
(prostheses, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# 8 for a wish
9 for a kiss
10 for a bird you must not miss

It's on Wiki
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)
# 1 for sorrow
2 for mirth
3 for a wedding
4 for a birth
5 for riches
6 for gold
7 for a secret, never to be told.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Yes

EDIT: it's either two secrets, or one secret plus a boy and a girl.

either that or they're just about to flock over and PECK OUT YOUR EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Gah!
*fails to suppress The Birds from his memory*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)
# ..
1. for sorrow
2. for joy
3. for a girl and
4. for a boy
5. for silver
6. for gold
7. is a secret never to be told

8. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)
# But 14?
I am in fear :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# two secrets?
(Never to be told)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Can I not have 2 silvers and 2 joys please instead?
Or is it non-transferrable?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# there are two secrets never to be told
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Or a boy AND a bird you shouldn't miss.
So some sort of amazing Thai person then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)
# isn't that the end of the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)
# This is what I am fearing :S
TO THE BATMOBILE!

TO YAHOO ANSWERS :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I think I prefer this one
woo

and yep that is the bottle opener
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha
splendid, as is the one down there
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Cold peas
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# *blonks*
no mayo?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# very true
Pub fish and chips without mayo is clearly heresy
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Tartare sauce FTW
It only has this one use and it goes alright with the chips when all the scampi is gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Actually, I retract my previous statement
and instead replace it with this...

'no tartar sauce?'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha - great
let's hear it for peas!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Give peas a chance!
We come in peas!

Peas on earth and goodwill to all men!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# "Let's give the peas a haaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaaand...."
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# That is very silly
and that's why I like it
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I'm shocked by your cruelty
and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# TRUFAX!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Yarf
Also, I was telling a friend a while back about your 'Blessed/Lovely fucking meat' one, do you has a link please?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# He was on the radio this morning. He's training to go into space apparently.
Here you go. I've lost the higher resolution versions, but I'm going to repost them all on my blog when I get round to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# AAAAAAAhha, oh I do love that.
Tanks a boondle.

':)

FUCKING LOVELY MEAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Mushy peas would solve this problem
they can be heated to a billion degrees C, which keeps the whole plate warm
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# nyom, nyom, nyom
I love me a plateful of mushy peas!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Hell yeah!
mushy peas rock my world
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# no no no
nastiness personified

*has never eaten mushy peas ever and never will
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You loon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Proof of why Superman is the greatest hero of them all.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# woo
more of this top notch maddness
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha, how true, how true :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)
# TRUTH!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# megalol @ frame 3
Don't know why...
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# How wonderfully odd...
pass go and recieve one click from me.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Gangsta fo sho, fo shizzle!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)
# SQUEAL PIGGY!
Twit Twoo!

/2 owls blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)
# DJOO WANNA BUY SOME PELLETS GUVNA?
Is what he appears to be saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# what kind?
*eyes suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Owl.
Bones and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Agh
I'm scared
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# this is what i imagine
directly preceded the goatse shot
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I think this inspired it
SFW BTW

b3ta.com/links/Communal_Goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# YOU'RE GONNA BUY THESE HAMS, RIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# is it wrong that i'm reminded of batman?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Woah!
TJ - OMG!!!!1one1! www.b3ta.com/links/The_Secret_of_Monkey_Island_play
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] compo
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# there they go, to the front line of the Baked Bean tin war
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Arf!
Wotcha Toasty! I'm insanely excited . . . I've just found a free flash version of DOOM! \\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# smart!
shooty, shooty, kill kill kill!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# really??
link?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# :(
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# You diss them but there has never been a reported case of a swiss military horse having died from having a boy scout stuck in its hoof.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Arf!
Has anyone ever opened a tin of beans with that attachment?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I shouldn't think so . . .
that's the bottle opener . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# What's the difference then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# No,
It is the tin opener - it's got the sharp bit
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Nu-uh.
Bottle opener with a bit of flat head screwdriver.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# au contraire
And I will prove it with my next Swiss Army post, which has the bottle opener in it...
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
#
Tin opener has a square edge. This, as we can see, has the rounded quarter-circle turn that is the 'blade' of the tin opener.

Honest!

EDIT: http://www.outdoorclothing.org.uk/victorinox-fisherman-swiss-army-knife_831.jpg

Tin opener top right, bottle opener bottom left.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Yes
This. Thank you.
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Ha ha!
My pleasure. Not that we're dangerously obsessed about this, of course...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# *backs down to mob*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I have!
well it wasn't a tin of beans is was a mysterious tin I found washed up on a beach that just had CCCP and a load of writing in Russian on it
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Well?
Don't come to us with half a story.

What was in it?
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I have no idea what it was
but it stank like fuck so I threw the tin as far away as I could
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# gah
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Awesome.
Tinned doom.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# DId it say May contain traces of Ivan Desinovich?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# it might have done
but I can't read Cyrillic.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# In Soviet Russia tin can open you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I have.
It's slow, fiddly and the finished tin lid is deadly.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# You must be very old then!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I wasn't when I started.
Now I'm old. And hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Yes
it creates a sharp jaggedy hole/flap combination
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# excellent
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# What a ccko
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Quiet
Amaznig.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I wondered how well this would go down
Let's just call 'em all thick like we used to.
And have workhouses.
And debtor's prisons.
And rickets.

Also: anyone else find themselves going a bit Daily Mail over this story?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)
# down there a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
'I have to buy baccy!'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# oh, i see what you did now
I was just firing up photoshop to scramble up the report, but now I see what you've done. pfft.

Also, I can confirm that a little knowledge is dangerous and that he's a fucking wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Haha, I see what you did there
And the last thing you want is science and medicine to get involved in things like what dyslexia are, they just over-complicate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# the government don't believe in science, it's much easier to make policies based on what Daily Mail readers think.
Hence the smoking ban. Ignore the science, people smoking in public places pisses some people off, so let's fucking ban it and pretend it's for medical reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)
# In summer, I shall be asking non smokers to remove themselves from my 'smoking area'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I won't
because in my country there are indoor smoking areas, as this country, ironically, is much less fascist than your little island.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Bully for you.
This country's got me in it. We win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)
# *recalls voting for this before*
*considers this a vote well cast*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# /smoker rant
And what this shit with putting mr beard and his fucking tumor or my cigs? Either give an actual shit about our health and ban em totally so I can get them cheaper of dealers or just let us get on with it

*huf huf*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)
# We play snap now.
'Oooh, I've got lungs, what have you got?'
'foetus.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha,
Or maybe just finding the most grotesque pictures and putting them where children will see

maybe we should have a smokers warning label image challenge, or bindun? Can't remember any in my time on b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Mine'd all be pictures of the Fonz and Jesus and John Peel.
*loves smoking*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I'm quitting soon...
but, I still don't think that there is enough objective evidence that passive smoking is dangerous enough to afford a ban on all smoking in all public areas, especially since there is a WHO study showing that there is no significant difference between the likelihood of contracting lung cancer for someone who doesn't work in a smokey environment compared with someone who does. It is however, a study that is completely ignored by legislators.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Quit if you like, I'm not.
Not yet anyway, I enjoy it too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I enjoy it too.
but I smoke waaaay too much, so I'm going to try quitting... seems like a good idea just now.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# You always say that.
I smoke more than you do, and you never bitch at me for it. If you quit then I'm not being sorry for smoking around you, you'll just have to deal with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)
# you don't smoke more than me...
Since about this time last year i've been on 1.5-2 packs a day. Beat that.

(I shall only be giving up smoking of the cigarettes, which may or may not lead to being considerably more stoned more often)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I smoke weed, remember.
God knows how much baccy goes into one of those spliffs.

I didn't realise you'd gone up to that though. Alright, give up, then come home and get stoned with your good old pal Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# yes please :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# or...

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Christ
You suck photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# haha, what?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# You say that all my images
*feels complimented*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)
# A woman at work told me IBS was bollocks until I made her touch my stomach.
(I swell alarmingly during bouts of it)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)
# *wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I need more supportive friends like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# *supports*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)
# everytime i see
\o/ i see a broken pencil
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# every time I see <3 that
I see a double scoop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# A woman in my pub didn't believe Prostate cancer was real
You can guess what happened next.
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)
# i'm not good with reading and writing / spelling
don't get me wrong, i'm not a dunce - I'm just not good at English
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# the correct English phrase there is
'ungood at English'
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# im proper ungud at englanderish
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# On the other hand
perhaps you're too stupid to recognise how stupid you are.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)
#
'to'

;)

woo though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)
# is it?
I always thought 'too' indicated an excess of, amongst other things..?

Whereas 'to' is to go somewhere, or to do something?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I'm am the grammer nazi of this thread!
Off with you!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)
# that's a powerful halogen light he's got in that tiny sentry post
bet he's nice and warm


woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:30, archived)
# tardis
tard?
ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:30, archived)
# and wanking, obviously
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:30, archived)
# that's actually quite lovely, that
edit: TJ: Used tineye.com to have a nosey around and found that the chap called tiberiusgraccius (or something like that) steals b3ta images, detags them and posts them here:

hetgroteongenoegen.skynetblogs.be/

edit: Apologies, his blogsite is NSFW in parts

Example (SFW!):
His posted

My original
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Just another twat stripe for him then :)
EDIT: Warning to anyone who does scroll down the page, it's nsfw, in case you don't know who Tiberrius is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Cunt.
Not you, him. Cigarette for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Is it SFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)
# umm
ish
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# O_o
where do you work fella? Must have a pretty high tolerance there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)
# You don't know the half of it...
Sorry 'bout that
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Nah worries ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)
# oh - he's that first class cock
who used to post huge NSFW images isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Yeah,
pics of dead bodies and all that. I believe that someone actually tried to defend him on here once. I wont mention any names though....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# He tried to make a meme of himself as well I think
'The unemployed one' or something crap like that
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# He's got a b3ta account.
I know this 'cos he's on my ignore list which I was cleansing yesterday...

EDIT NSFW tags on the website plz. Some pretty rank stuff on there.

EDIT EDIT nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Oh he nicked one of mine!
The rotten sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Shame he wasn't hotlniking or we could have had some fun.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)
# what do shoes have to do with this?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Yay! none of mine, even the annoying B3ta trolls hate me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Hahaha
I was thinking, 'what an insult. Even he doesn't think my stuff worth nicking!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Not entirely true...
there are many archive pages.

hetgroteongenoegen.skynetblogs.be/post/5875714/heninclijsters
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# He couldn't quite get the logo out of that one :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# What a prick he is.
We sort of knew this before, though, didn't we?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Well, yes :D
Nice to confirm it once in a while though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)
# *pokes*
I really wasn't calling you a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)
# :D
I know chicken, was waiting for you to finish off your puffalungy :D

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Phew!
*hug*

Fleetwood mac are wonderful. I think so anyway, but then I have strange tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I think they're lovely too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)
# You know who I miss?
tonyphilmore2
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Maybe cos he changed his name to Mrcheeze :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha, really?!
You are a wealth of knowledge!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Oh yes
after we discovered the youtube vids of him dancing around in his pants ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I CAN HAS LINX PLZ?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I seem to recall he took the link down shortly after it was publicised here
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Why would you upload footage of yourself cavorting around in underwear if you didn't want the world to see it?
He's a walking oxymoron, that boy.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I never got to see it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Yes he did
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Bastard didn't even have the courtesy to nick any of mine
*feels insulted*

Do I have to make them easy to crop out the tag?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)
# *soothes*
This will make you feel better. Check this out ;)

hetgroteongenoegen.skynetblogs.be/post/5750502/its-mein-disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Happy now
And ENRAAAAGED.
(He didn't detag it though)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)
# he's now here as suirebit
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)
# oh FFS... That guy is an utter wankrag-arseclown-twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)
# He's such a sad cunt

I don't believe I ever developed a sheer loathing for a person on here before.

Are you reading all this, suirebit?

/edit: oh, and 'het grote ongenoegen' means 'the great displeasure' innit.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Okay
I just contacted the customer service about all this.

If anyone wonders, it's the "Foute blog?" button on top of the page ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I just reported it too
and use of ivesb's picture

To report:

1. Foute Blog?
2. Contacteer de Skynet-klantendienst
3. Vragen of opmerkingen over onze diensten
3a. Skynet Blogs
3b. Ik wil ongepaste inhoud melden
4. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)
# You can tell him what you think on his "mini chat"box
Just type what you like. it doesn't need to be a real email address


I called him a thief!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# OMG
Isn't this ivesb?

(NSFW) hetgroteongenoegen.skynetblogs.be/post/5234898/samurai-wim
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Fucking hell, it is
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I believe it is

"Samurai Wim fears nothing except castration"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I love the blue hues
I also want to say GRRRRR! to this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)
# its in no way surprising
this country offers people too much of a sweet ride.
Its not that theres no work, people just choose not to work because its nicer sat at home in the warm with Jeremy Kyle.
No one is stopping them doing it, so why should they?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)
# my sisters boyfriend is a prime example of this...
he has been on the dole for about 5 years or as long as i've known him (probably longer!)
He's had jobs inbetween but he can't afford to live in his council house when he has a job!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Hang on, I read this earlier.
It said 'Carl, 24, and Lauren, 20 (we haven't used their surnames by request)' or words to that effect. And there's numerous pictures of their fat, gormless, skiving heads all over the place. Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)
# what
"and the jobs going are often so insecure and poorly paid they are not worth coming off benefits for. "

NOT WORTH COMING OFF BENEFITS FOR???

Maybe I'm being naive but if you're a jobseeker you arent supposed to be choosy about it.
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)
# The insecurity bit rings true
as apparently signing back on is a nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)
# really? I've never done it and I've lived in some pretty shit places and done all sorts of shitty jobs
good ole bureaucracy!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I've not either
and the wife's never re-signed on, although he did do it for the first time a few months back, due to being made redundant and having a pig of a time finding work. He's only got temporary employment until March, and then we're fucked again.

YEAH FUCKING DOLESCUM RAH RAH RAH I'M ALRIGHT JACK.


*refluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)
# yeah dont get me wrong, if i couldnt find anything I'd be on the dole like a shot
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Careful, the internet will have something to say about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Sorry, it says unemployment levels are high in their area and have been for some time
lots of people are having troubles at the moment finding work anywhere. Am I just too nice, or are these people not as bad as everyone is wanting them to be? They seem to want to work and/or get training.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)
# *whistlewoos*
I have failed you b3ta! I said I'd go out for a fry up and instead I had a brisk walk, fresh OJ and wheetgrass juice. I didn't even get the socks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)
# lovely blues
just a shame he'll be dead soon due to everyone of his enemies spotting the halogen light strapped to his chest :D

*edit - just the right amount of oo now, woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Ta Toastie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Yay!
Poor old Hans.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)
# lovely
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Sorry, deserves a spanging I know...

Was in my head now it's in yours....
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)
# mouse meat pudding?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?


also - Wooplay!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Pirate shrew pizza desert island?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Pfft!
You silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hehe
Pierats
(munzor in the jungle, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Hat Rat on clam pie island?
EDIT... Ahhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)
# YARGH there be monsters here
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Laaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)
# woohow!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Skillz to pay the billz
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)
# This reminds me
I downloaded Duke Nukem 3D the other day. Need to install it.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Your face, your ass, whats the difference
Duke nukem! I'm developing a weird fetish for retro pc/amiga games these days, must be getting old
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)
# There's some vintage games that stick with you
Master of Magic, Master of Orion 2, Elite...
Ah, nostalgia. Not as good as it used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)
# How unusual for me. A new vector from my blog!

CFB B=Blog
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)
# is that Terry Butcher?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Think he is just
'Some bloke'
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:00, archived)
# i thought it was that guy who reads the news - you know!
edit : jermemery paxman! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Dean
Gaffney?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Yay!
Just read your review of 'Dead Set'. I was wondering what you thought of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I mostly liked it.
Particularly the line "it smells of fingering in here".
Plus it had a pervy shower scene.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)
# 'Just read your review of 'Dead Set'. I was wondering what you thought of it.'
Sorry. Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I had been wondering for some time what Mr Leak had thought of 'Dead Set'
Now I have read his blog. I now know what Mr Leak thinks and am satisfied with his conclusions.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)
# OH I SEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)
# is that Brian Tilsley?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)
# ^
I wish I wasn't old enough to know this

he went into porn films didn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)
# He used to ride round L.A. on motorbikes
with Billy Idol and one of the Taylors out of Duran Duran.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I always thought his Christian name was 'Our'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)
# man that's livin'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)
# *claps again*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)
#
reduce sparkleberry psychotropic typological suborns
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)
# *orders special ointment for Barbarossa*
Here to help, sir - here to help.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Ooh your hands are cold!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
light on!
*clap*
light off!
*clap*
light on!
*clap*
light off!
*clap*
light on!
*clap*
light off!
*clap*
light on!
*clap*
light off!
*clap*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Likes
Very much.

Needs more skqiwlls
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)
# ha ha ha - wooyay!
i have that same effect with light fittings :D
on a good day i managed to pop the lights at work - 3 fluorescent tubes, then tripped the main circuit breaker switch after putting new tubes/starter motors in, popped my bedroom light, the bathroom and then the kitchen
go me!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Klunk-Click
woo, tis a long one today
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Morning Jack
Yeah... The Mist is one of those movies I'm afraid, I've seen it twice and it still comes out wrong in the end.
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:00, archived)
# What? what?
Is it shite or something? I was planning on watching it, too. Got some decent reviews as I recall.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Well...
There are some wide deviations from the book. I would go as far to say it's a bit darker than the book, but I think it's worth the watch.
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)
# So it's not shit then?
I don't have a problem with films departing from books as a rule, unless they're shit. My argument for not reading the Harry Potter books stems vaguely from this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Haha
I wouldn't call it crap. See it.
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I liked it.
....but there's currently a dense fog shrouding my studio, and I'm afraid to go out.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:30, archived)
# hahahahah! awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Hahahahahaha woosome!
I want that power.

No, wait, I work in IT so it might not be a good career move...
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)

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