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# Leonidas goes shopping



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(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)
# ha ha I remember using encarta 98
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Sparta; the meme that keeps on meming
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)
# If you have enjoyed this Sparta joke, please peruse others available in this range :
Garter, barter, carter, charter, darter, martyr, smarter, starter, tartar, tart-er.

Please consult your local retailer for colours and availability.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Your forgot
Pro-Rata
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)
# *Encourages*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)
# ^this
Same here... That and "Groliers Encyclopedia"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)
# pffft
Oh Leonidas, he's like a one-man sitcom..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Haha!
I thought all the Sparta gags had been done but this still made me laugh :D Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I've been scraping the barrel for a while now
This is the most tenuous

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)
# here we go again...
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Haha!
He should also be buying batteries...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)
# The world is full of magic.

Click for 200+ more doofers.

You just have to look hard enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)
# this is information


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)
# It is indeed!

Lovely information at that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I love this bus.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)
# 98% of all matter is made of information
the rest is cotton wool, squished up very small.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# This makes complete sense
And I had a really decent idea for a pun when I got out of bed today. By the time I'd reached the computer, the idea had vanished from my poor, bagel-starved brain :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)
# *ahem*
www.b3ta.com/board/9107582
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Wasn't that one
That was a repost.
It's bad. I even dream puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Of course!
It all makes sense now
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Plausible...
Quite plausible...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)
# In good game stores now...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Pffft
"...so who won the grand prix at the weekend?"
"Lauda."
"WHO WON THE GRAND PRIX AT THE WEEKEND?"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)
# SSSSPPPPPAAAANNNNNGGGGG!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I heard that over here
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)
# my typing isn't THAT loud, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Quick TJ:
I'm off to the Cayman Islands and eagerly downloaded the requisite maps onto my phone from Nokia.



Oh.

To be honest, I was hoping for something a little more, I don't know, comprehensive?
(I helped save b3ta! Fitbin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:07, archived)
# than godzuki taking a drink?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:08, archived)
# hahahahah, damn, that's all I can see when i look at that now :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:13, archived)
# As long as you can find the Isle of Horses, you'll be fine

(hint: it's west of Alda Animals)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Hmm. I don't get what you mean by this, I'm not clever enough.
Mais je suis certain il n'est pas un singe....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Le singe est dans l'arbre.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:09, archived)
# C'est le place meilleur pour les singes, je croix.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:10, archived)
# he's actually of Indian descent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:10, archived)
# hahahahahah!
You're on fire :D

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)
# *muffledlol*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)
# oooohhh



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(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# What the gibber?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Curry for dinner last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# this is making me think of cigarette packets.
Obviously '....in the chaos dimension' but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Smoking can make your flibber degibber
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
# *protectively closes one eye and crosses her arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# It makes me think of
the winter of 1987 when a group of us kids from our school went to the civic centre to put some pictures of tigers in the trees and have our photo taken with some politicians in the bleddy cold.

Obviously, I have no idea why
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
# All the drugs, I bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I always thought that about Ms "I'm not Miss, I'm not Mrs, I'm Ms as it's none of your business whether I'm married or not" Askew
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Askew's an excellent name.
Please tell me she always sat at odd angles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
# She was very tall
so she did walk into the room at a funny angle just to get herself in the room.

Come to think of it, she may have been a man
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# It sounds that way to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)
# There's a pub on the Askew Road in West London called the Askew Arms
Whenever I'm passing in a car I interlock my elbows in a spastic manner.
The journeys just fly by with me aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)
# :D
I'd find that very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)
# We had one of them too.
Why should we care if you're married or not?!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I'm a miss, not a ms
because I'm not ashamed of not being married.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I once got told off for referring to someone as "Miss"
because it made them sound like a child, and she also didn't like "Ms" because it made her sound like an old spinster, so I said "What am I supposed to put on the envelope then" and she said "Dr" because she'd just finished her pHD.

True story full of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I would have become quite irrate at that, and put "Mr" finishing on "BSc" just to see the reaction.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I couldn't care less
But this was the first thing she said to us when she first came into the classroom. It sort of set the tone of her dictatorship from then on
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)
# No, I was more commenting on those who do
of which I've encountered a few myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Tigers in trees?
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I was young
it was the 80s
You know what it's like
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# aaah the teachers strikes...good times
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
# That's a pretty good catch-all excuse...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Sounds like some kind of protest or demonstration
protesting against the threat posed by tigers.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
# What the hissing fizzlebum?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Why is it always tree in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I shall have to slightly tilt my head to one side and say "Eh?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9107874

That's you that is
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I shall be informing the websheriff post-haste
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Never return to a lit bum
It might go off in your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# seriously
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Dude, srsly
nice giffage.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ehhwut
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)
# LOL WUT
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Another oddity finds itself on weston-super-mares beach
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Excellent!
very nice blending
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# NEAR THE TOP
I'm bored of the compo and want to make something HORRIBLE.

What is the absolute limit for b3ta afternoon image making offensivness.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
# limes
i think
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Trolling.
Which I'm feeling inclined to slip towards at the moment, as I'm feeling mischievous.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Jade Goody
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# anything with even a hint of racism tends to bring the board nazis out in droves
although, interestingly, the Scots are allowed to say whatever the fuck they like about the English
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Try a 3MB huge goatse image
Then delete it 10 mins later
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)
# :D
*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Ah I the famed Cockseal
I haven't bagged myself one of those before...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# but can it be milked?
top shoppage, sir!

lunctime rant: Tomatoes have no place in sammiches, and WHY ARE THERE SEEDS IN THE BREAD?!?!? Wow - this "depressing monday" thing is quite powerful stuff :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Are they sesame seeds or sunflower seeds?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# a mixture.... I can handle poppy seeds and rye bread, but the rest is just horrible....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Couldn't agree more.
nor should tomatoes be included by default in Burgers.

Edit: Big crunchy pickles, on the other hand *should* be.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# pickles - now that sounds about right!
other salad items are fine, AS LONG AS THEY ARE PROPERLY DRAINED AND ARE DRY!

Soggy sammiches are like blasphemy to the great god of luncheon.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Curse those soggy sandwiches!
CURSE THEM, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I may make have to make a badge for the Society Against Soggy Sammiches In Everyday Situations
Or "SASSIES" for short
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Yes they do
and seeds are fucking lovely in bread. TOAST THE BREAD. Then you'll see.

edit: having said this, I love seeds. Mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:43, archived)
# no no no no no..... Can't stand it....
toats are best when its a fresh farmhouse loaf with no seeds, cut stupidly thick, and grilled, with unsalted butter and lots of real marmalade - the bitter stuff.... MMMMMMMMMMMMM!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Marmalade?
You're broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)
# there is nothing wrong with my broken, and there is nothing wrong with marmalade.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# BLEURGH.
Mingy mingy ming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# My favourite snack:
Get a bag of mixed seeds and mix with a bit of oil and soy sauce, making sure they're all coated and are stuck together in little clumps. Grill for about 20 minutes, shaking every few minutes until they start popping and go all brown and lovely.

Nom.

Seriously, it's the nicest thing in the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Mix 'em up with a bit of couscous and fry up a steak and you've got dinner right there
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I haven't told you I love you today.
I do. More so now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# That's the second person who's not the beardedwife to say that
It must be the haircut
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Only 7% of it is the haircut.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)
# The rest of it is food ideas from watching too much Saturday Kitchen
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:59, archived)
# The way James Martin says butter annoys the shit out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:00, archived)
# The way he dresses fucks me right off
I really hope he is dressed by an irate costume lady and he doesn't choose the outfits himself
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Otherwise you and I need to go and have words.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:03, archived)
# *captures*
*cooks*
*woos!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# That's wonderful!
and scary all at once. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I have visited Weston Super Mare beach a number of times
and have never yet seen that *





(*I am referring to the sea in the background - the cockseal is a relatively common visitor compared to the sea itself...)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hehe
the "water" is indeed a rare and reclusive beastie
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)
# He must be related to this fellah

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# bless
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Ha ha! This ones easy!


Previously #1
Previously #2
Previously #3
Previously #4
Previously #5
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)
# He has my chin.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Haha
penishead
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Just when I thought Cowell couldn't get any worse...
You prove me wrong, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Gah!
A camel-Cowell!
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Ha ha, he has Judge Dredd chin syndrome
Robbie & his owls are amused.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# It's....
Boris Yelsin
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:13, archived)
# These are very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# pssst...
slight rework on the certificate. Shouldn't affect your link.

Oh yes, top work on the Cowell, OP
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Haha
Now it makes me look like a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# hahahahaha! that's awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# :D looks like something out of lazytown
although I still think it reminds me of the Lloyds ads. Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# argh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Hercule Paphitis
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Egg Sell Ant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Hiya JP!
You well sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# indeedy! Your good self?
I did another meshy thing - that reclining model works really nicely:



big.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Fine ta sir!
That be lovely that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# oooh
I like these a lot. They give me slightly bad thoughts.

I feel a similar emotion to the one I had after seeing Mannequin for the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# christ almighty that was a bad film...
I remeber liking it when I was much younger, but I had the misfortune to catch 10 minutes of it on Sky the other day....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Wooooooow
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# cool!
now make one out of bacon
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I already ate that one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)
# How much?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# 3 eggs
for 1% of my company
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# You're valuing your company at 300 eggs?
What madness is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Thruppence ha'penny.
possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Click a door, any door...
Happy Monday everyone - pick a door and choose you fate.
File sizes are between 10k and 509k, but I decided not to ruin the surprise for you : )

(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# B, obviously.
(I'd have said A because it's left and left's best, but A's an odd letter and B's even).

edit: I'm a wanker, and have only just realised I actually needed to click it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Ah, a cunning strategy
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# That was ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Why thank you,
and yes, clicking does make it a little more exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I found it did.
Very well done, clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# argh my face
i'm not supposed to get lasers in it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Ooooh - its like that good film 'Cube'
Ill go for C, just cos its hard to get at
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# YUCK! Coffee :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Unleash the hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Don't be making me get surly on you boy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# *bursts into tears*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Would you like a biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Silly question. Yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha you fell for it

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)
# DO NOT WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# *polishes ear-trumpet a bit more*
What's that, young man?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# :D
I can't be arsed to do it again

Oh wait, yes I can.

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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# this make me want coffee more.
I am going to have more coffee.

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Brilliant
(__, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I picked C.
I'm glad I bought my Game Boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I wish I could find my game boy
I've got chuck rock on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I was playing it the other day,
I got Mew in Pokémon Red.
WITHOUT CHEATS.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# HURRAH!
Is that good? I don't know, pokemon's not my bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# But what do you do when the batteries run out?
Eh? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Hooray!
I got a dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Decidedly excellent
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic!!!
And I got a lully cup of coffee and onlt on my third try!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Dance for me little stickman!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# well worth the waitr for such fine coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# outstanding.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Heheh wonderful stuff sir :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# B is very good indeed, sir.
Still looking at the others.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ooh
this is a bit good :)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# superb
I got coffee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I love this
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I am impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# brilliant
only on thing, got any tea?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# You'd have reprogramme the coffee device
with a Great Big HammerTM
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Sue-Bloody-Perb Sir!
I chose C and am enjoying my prize lots.

Thanks

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Hooray!
Glad this thing can brighten up a rainy monday a little.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Marvellous!
Now where do I redeem my voucher for free coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# They're redeemable in any huge coffee contraption
53 contraptions nationwide.
Also: Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Yay! I got it right with my first try! Laser to the head FTW!
Or is it one of those scenarios where you never win? It's like a social commentary.

EpicWooYay!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I chose
poorly
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Should've gone for the coffee cup of a carpenter
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# *enjoys coffee* :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Gah.
Frickin' lasers.

Brilliant stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Thass ace
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:20, archived)
# but i don't drink coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Just...
Awesome, truly worthy of a click ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# this is most wowsome
i mean it.
there should be more stuff like this
(jonjonjon, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# brilliant!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# ahhhhahhahhah
very clever.

needs more grue
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# *: May also be used to brighten up Tuesdays
Epic. Thank yoooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Bestest thing EVER in the whole world.
You win a billion visits to door B :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Great stuff
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# absolutely brilliant
one of the best things I've seen here
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:46, archived)
# He drew his last breath
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# He does look like a zombie in that source pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# They don't LEARN on these bodybuilding sites, do they?
De-RIS www.b3ta.com/links/Do_I_have_potential


(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Fucking hell
Never has someone elses reply so fully described my reaction.

Woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Haha
Ace pic
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# soup/keyboard interaction
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Very much this

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# LOLZ
I didnt expect the gopher!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I'm still working on this...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# It's coming along nicely, if I may make so bold.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Could you please make this more terrifying and/or more NSFW?
Also: bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# More terrifying? Easily.
He can just post the original.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Well, it's better than the OMG RIP PETER HART YOU ARE WIV DEE ANGLEZ NOW XXXXX
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# If it wasn't for the lining of sickly sentimentality we could easily turn into 4chan.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Hahahahah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Well...that was unexpected

Tell me, did you ask just so you could take the piss?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Um.

Edited because it wasn't remotely funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# That's just one pickle.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Give it to meeeee
delicious green thiiiiiing
(possibly) from Eeeetaleeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Pickle-flavoured cornettos.
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Jam cornettos.
I want to know when they're coming out. Damson jam, specifically.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# didn't he find the world cup

what a clever multi-tasking chap he is
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I'm so glad my surname is not "Gayling" like the shadow home secretary
like life isnt hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I may have edited that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Well that makes me look like an utter twat
Bravo young man
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] From the people who brought you "BretelsBroek" We introduce...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# \o/
Clogs ftmfw!

Edit:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Now ^those DO look comfy!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)
# They are FAB!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# this^
i love my cloggs, don't wear them often as they usually get derided, and are impossible to drive in.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# As a New Model Army fan
I require several pairs of these.

*cue Joe Scara's pic of JS in 3 ... 2 ... *
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# sorry I'm late
I was reading the Wki page for Bentley Rythm Ace for some reason

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I am, Sir, endebted.
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Did you not see the Scaramanga signal in the sky?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# this 'un?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Ragtopskodacarchase!
Saw BRA at a club in Brum yeeeeears ago, and they played a wicked ska ragga remix of the coronation street theme tune!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# *buys elvendertig*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# ha ha, I apologise for my butchery of your language..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Hehe

If you leave out the dots, it's flawless ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Cosy yet practical!
*buys eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# how popular is the poplar?
does the teak come with any added mystique?

and as for the willow can it be used as a pillow?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I pine for the pine.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I scream till I choke for the oak.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)
# hell yeah, check out those comfortable timber stompers
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I could be somebody with a pair of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *wants*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I think klompensök might be a real word
but in Swedish, not in Dutch.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Just say NO.



Click for bigger (57 kb)
(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Cannot unsee little Hermione.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# *psst*
*beckons*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)
# *toddles with red riding hood and basket*
Oh, Mr Gruntfuttock, what big....feet you have.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# My mind is now filled with disturbing images.
*gives up, and goes for a little lie down*

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Meep....
Sorry chap.

*hug*

edit: You of all people should be used to my disturbing images. I'm apparently quite a disturbing young filly. So it'd appear anyway, either that or everyone else is REALLY easily shocked.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# :O
JESUS CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# The tits gave it away, didn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# that and the lucious beards.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)
# *scratches her hairy and magnificent face*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# we should form a club
"majestic beards emporium"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I'd only be able to be involved from a distance.
Or via mail.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# a mail order beards retailer
for all your hirsuit facial needs.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I'm a bit delicate on Monday mornings,
sorry, lovely
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# :D no worries, petalkins
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# *bubblewraps*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Bless you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# you rarely disturb me
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# you're just used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I would get less erections if I was used it, I dare say.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Well then you must just enjoy it.
Which says far more about you than it does me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# No you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Plenty of me. Loads, in fact.
Look at all the me there is *makes herself big*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# *clips round ear*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Flirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# There's nothingI like more
than coming on here and seeing "ANAL SEX" in big letters on my screen.

Good gag, tho
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I didn't even get as far as the joke for that same reason.
/fastest Adblock in the West
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# AH
Nothing more i like than to make your morning
(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# pffft
i can't believe this smut flew under my radar for so many years.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Tomorrow....


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Lovely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Spot on
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# You just fuck ONE goat and what do they call you?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# The MEssiah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ace. It's funny that some people actually think this.

OBAMA WILL CURE CANCER AND BRING WORLD PEACE OMGOMG

No. He's just another politician that will line his own pockets and enjoy exerting power. He's about him, but using "The Interests Of America" as his sales pitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I think I now know why it is always raining in your pictures...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# snappy comeback of the morning!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Hahahaha I won something!
*treasures*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I'm sure you've had some Dixon Awards for most unpleasant mental image in the past...
if not, you've been robbed.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:59, archived)
# No I am yet to win one of those :(
But I keep trying...

EDIT: *Profiles link*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Haha nicely!
I won a Lunch of the Day ages ago and didn't profile it. Gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# *checks in archive*
I hadn't done one for Mr Barb. I have rectified this situation.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Now I just have to earn it...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# :) indeed, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahaha you win that exchange
*concedes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# You wach it, that's the fucking Messiah you're talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
The FUCKING messiah.

"Who are you? Jesus?"

"FUCKING Jesus to you, mate."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Racist
Obama will be the best thing to happen to the world since the iPhone
(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha
This.

"A cynic is just a disappointed romantic."
- Don Henley
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# And he wrote The Boys of Summer
so he must be right
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Exactly this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# NOKIA E71, RETARDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# HTC Touch HD.
HMMMMMMMMM!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:57, archived)
# FUCK TOUCHSCREENS
My phone doesn't smear up unless I put it to my face.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I thought I was the only geek
on here that had a Touch HD
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# We must stick together.
And tell each other which games actually use the screen properly..
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I don't know any games that do
to be honest. Do you still use TouchFlow on yours ?
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I totally agree
But there's lot to be said for the profitabilty and status of an economy that is in a positive frame of mind due to a new government.
Look at when Blair got into power.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# On the plus side, he isn't dubya.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# ^ this
with added 'this'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# It's like watching your best friend come out of rehab.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# To be fair,
I'll give him about as much time as Clinton had before he starts the inevitable slide in 'Politician Behaviour'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Apparently I'm wrong for liking Bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# He was great - to start with.
I reckon it was all down to his good lady wife. She seems simply evil.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# He obviously has naff-all taste in women.
I'd not put my marriage and credibility on the line for Monica Lewinsky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Look at Hillary and tell me where you think his standards were
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# *would rather do Hillary*
Monica looks like the kind of woman who has brown rivulets trickling down her inner thighs.

*is sorry*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:06, archived)
# do you mean
she shits herself or has a hairy bum bum?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# something to do with infected sores on her vulva, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Stop It!
www.b3ta.com/board/9107680
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)
# *will be a good girl from now on*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# That's better.
*hugs a lot*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# :D *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# good grief...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Oh.... oh my goodness....
I'd like to thank my mum, my dad, baby Jesus, babybel, Gruntfuttockchap, b3ta and those lovely people at Jessops.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Who's won the most?
I bet it's waspbox...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# The thing is
after Bush, even a mildly competent politician appears like the messiah
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)
# He's *not* the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Give him a chance before you dismiss him,
otherwise your judgement is worthless.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Not at all.
I trust no one who actively seeks a position of power.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Trusting nobody is as bad as trusting everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I didn't say I trust nobody.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Don't piss about, you know what I mean.
It's easy to make sweeping cynical statements because they're meaningless. There are better leaders and worse leaders, use your intelligence to produce better-informed ideas than "they're all the same". Because after Bush we all should see that's not the case.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Politicians don't do things for the good of the people
they do it for the good of their career/pocket/sex life.

Of course, it's easy to whip the less questioning types into a frenzy with a righteous cause or a worthy catchphrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Are you actually listening to what I'm saying?
Please re-read the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Yes. I disagree with you. I don't think there are "better" or "worse" leaders.
I think there are those you agree more with, and those you don't. One man's meat and all of that.

I'm saying they're all the same - they're leaders. Some say Hitler was a good leader. Some say he was the personification of Satan. The same is said of Bush, Blair, Churchill, Lincoln, Ghandi, etc, etc, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:45, archived)
# :D great!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# This makes me very happy.
You are a lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# *worships*
(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# He's just 9 years late
that's cos of the middles ages not actually happening
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)
# props!
how much bandwidth do you have as i know a few people who would LOVE this. fantastic work!
(ohnonotagain It's worse than you thought. I'm Canadian., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Beautification for your cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Ah, "Glomp"
The universally accepted noise for cock-in-mouth action.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Nearly...
Fuck it. Linked it, though oddly no complaints previously.
www.jimcromwell.com/landfill/brazilianjet.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Is that Kate Hudson?
possible a bit NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Is it heck NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# It's probably the toughest call for NSFW I've seen on b3ta.
I did say 'possibly a bit' coz I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I think I do win for posting the clearest picture of a waxed minge that could just about survive the NSFW filter....
:O)
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hahaha at least they havea comb:P
For a second I though you'd forgotton the flash on wig:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Mountain Wig!

Don't make fun of them or there'll be hill toupee...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Ooofff.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# yes
for this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# This is nicer than the hooks on the wings
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Ace.
Now do clam dreads.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# It was either a freak transporter accident (again) or Q was playing silly buggers (again)

Related DVD comp!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# ehehe
nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# yay!
why don't they make puppet shows anymore?

(not that i could watch them, my missus is very phobic of the blighters)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha
I thought that furry thing in the backfround was being held up in someone's hands
Turns out it's his ribs or 8-pack or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# this is cool
you rock tribs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Q ftmfw!
and hats off to the pic as well.

I think my favourite ever TNG moment was when Q snaps his fingers and the whole bridge crew get cigars and a mariachi band appears and starts playing.

God I need to get out more.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Oh that's just tip top!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I like this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# hahahah,awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# yey!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
# BASTARD!
Making the pain harder to bear!

It was supposed to be out today. Been delayed :(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Send a message out across the sky
Release is delayed and taters is gon-na cry,
Who will come to come to save us now?
Who can distract us 'til that hour?
b3ta! b3ta!
b3ta! b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Haha nicely
I still have the 6" vinyl release of 'son of star fleet' somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I didn't know Bakugan
existed back then!
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Death seemed to have a new vigor for the soul of Neil Buchanan


Bye Tony
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# + Benny Hill music.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Well I'm going to repost the same picture in the space of half and hour and there's nothing anyone can do about it!

Bleh.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hehehe
Neil looks far to happy about it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# He's going to reform Marseille
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
#


*edit* full of typos, but I don't care
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# How exciting.
I can't wait for the edgy Meg Ryan scene.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# He's being played by Churchill
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I hear Oscar buzz.
Ohhhh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahah eh?
Anyway, the image below gave me an idea...



Although it seems you CAN get nicotine inhalers! (I didn't know)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Ace!
Though too useful, I fear. Smokers'd love it, and non-smokers would, too. I'd rather stand next to someone puffing on one of these than on the real thing...

*enclickens nonetheless*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# DO WANT
clicky woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I use them on long haul flights.
Airlines are evil. No you can't smoke for 20 hours. Free booze anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# hahahahahah!
co staring Nicholas Cage as Johnathan Ross and Sandra Bullock as Meg Ryan...

and then next year "From teh producers of Parkie - Savage - the story of Paul O'Grady"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# You've spelt your username wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# nope, you're just reading it wrong....
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Where's the p?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# being a monday morning, and supposedly the most depressing day of the year, my brain is ill-equiped to deal with this sort of conundrum....
:S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Racist? ;)
Should be Charlie Sheen.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# It would be a much more amusing movie if Graham Norton had done the interview.
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# is there anyone who micael sheen won't play?
He'll always be tony blair though...ha!
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] *Gasps*


Ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# *takes quick breath*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Haha
*sues*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Wow Ventolin!
It's not been called that for years ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Eh?
What's it called now then?

*hasn't been a medicated athsmatic for a good 14 years*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# That vv
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I'm confused as to which I remember now.
My inhaler was different, anyway. It wasn't a teal L shape, it was a dildo looking white thing with a rotaty clicky bottom.

I don't know. I was about 10, the last time I needed it. I only get athsmatic symtoms as an allergic reaction to black mould, because the house we were renting was owned by (surprise surprise) dirty upper class scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# no
that was indeed your dildo

no wonder you were wheezy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# If you like the idea of a ten year old with a dildo, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Barbie or Bratz?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Bratz? What am I, 13?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# i have one of them
intail i think it was called (or whizzer as i called it!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *shrugs* long time ago, innit.
I could have been younger than ten. I might have stopped having it after we moved out of that house, which would make me 6/7 but I seem to remember having it a bit later than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# i had one for years
then i had these hexagon pills- they were ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Sound like cervical dilation pills to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# hahahaa
well maybe - might explain my mooobs! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# you should be due for your big bastard painkillers now
word to the wise- tell them to fuck off with their suppositories, then they give you pethadine.

Mmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# thats was what
harold shipman was addicted to (pethadine no suppositories) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# It's very nice stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# my mrs had it curing child birth #1
she hated it. she kept passing out then waking up in huge amounts of pain. i think the gave her the wrong dose :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Ummm, I had another one called 'Intal', that was white
I always wanted a rotaty ones, they were like, well cooler.

*jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I am pretty cool, it has to be said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# wasnt cool
when you breathed part of the capsule in :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Salbutamol
FTW!

although I'm sure that's still the brand name
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Nah, the Ventolin brand is still out there,
it's just that most people will be given generic salbutamol or one of the other brand names by their pharmacist.
(tomsk, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I'm the only one in my family that isn't asthmatic
or maybe I'm just the only one that isn't a COMPLETE PUSSY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Asthma: helping smart kids get out of PE lessons for 100 years.
I had one attack when I was 13 and I never had to do a cross country run in the rain again. Thanks, asthma!
(tomsk, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Never helped me get out of PE.
Glandular fever did, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# You obviously
weren't wheezing enough.
(tomsk, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I used to just throw basketballs at the pe teacher until he kicked me out.
His name was Ian Murray; he was an ex olympic weightlifter.

It was a quaker school.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# We had a german exchange PE teacher for a year
he was used to being able to hit the kids.

He didn't know what the fuck to do with us.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I feel ripped off now
I've been getting the asda smartprice version when I could have been getting the proper stuff :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Asthma Expert in da house...
...Ventolin is the brand name for Salbutamol, sold by the drugs company Allen & Hanburys (GSK). However, the inhaler, or evohaler as advertised by Allen & Hanburys, still has the good old Ventolin™ brand name across it.

HTH :-D
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)
# agh!
The Swindon Disease!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hehehe
that reminds me - i must get a new ventolin - my last one run out a year ago :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Doesn't that indicate that "need" is a bit strong?
I stopped wheezing once I threw mine away...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# i only need it
when i get a cold/cough! when i moved and there was a lot of dust about that set it off.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Fair point
*drifts into reverie of childhood spent playing in dusty barns*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# my asthma
was shite as a kid - has his liquid stuff that made me hyper. it got better when i moved to the coast (or maybe because i couldnt work out how to get more free medication! :D )
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I remember the liquid ventolin...
Ewwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I went to get one last month
and now they want me to go in for some sort of gay 'asthma assessment'

I just want drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# i had to do that
blow into a peakflow meter while shagging the doctor! bit odd but i'm no health care professional :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Adds fibre to your air intake
In other news - it's snowing here! Wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Ou est 'here'?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Edinburgh
Usually we get boring rain or at best sleet. But now, great big snowflakes. Not gonna stick for long, it's a few degrees above freezing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Oh fucking hell, you lot always get the good weather.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# It won't last
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# You lucky, lucky, lucky bastard.
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Now I want to get dressed
And go for a walk.

Although for quality snow, Sweden is lovely this time of year. -32C at night up north.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Ohhhhh lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Bah, that's too cold for snow
/urban myth
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# It's too cold for doing stuff with snow
Can't make snowballs or snowmen - the snow won't part-melt when compressed so it stays powdery.
And hurts the hands like hell if you're not wearing gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Powder is good for skiing though?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Been snow skiing up by Lulea once
A modest -10C, good skiing. And I managed to overheat...

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Well I have a view through the window of the girls changing room at the gym across the road:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# You are Carey Mahoney from Police Academy
AICMFP etc. etc.

(Pics?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Lol.
In fact my building is more than likely the building that that papparatzi guy used to take those sneaky photos of Princess Di working out that everyone was up in arms about.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Hehe.
Pharmaceutical company names are great. Along with GlaxoSmithKline there's ones like AstraZeneca, Sanofi-Aventis and my personal favourite: Bristol Myers Squibb.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# GIVE IT TO UNEMPLOYEDS WITH AN IQ LESS THAN 70
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# see previous main post
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# TAKE THE "DO NOT DRINK" WARNINGS OFF THE PAINT CANS
SEE WHAT HAPPENS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I'm beginning to like your thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# CAUTION: SLIPPERY FLOOR signs?
NO THANKS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Reckon I've got one more day to do this

Before it's dejour to like America again.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Grease lightning?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Yam it synchronised invisible basketball tiem?!
hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Invisible yo-yo practice, shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:18, archived)
# No it's obviously invisible basketballs
and don't call me Shirley!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# those children are merely performing their daily calisthenics
ethnic cleansing is after maths class

it is so de rigeur
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# roman salute?
i don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)

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