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(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# RIS this
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# RIS that
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# and RIS thyself
It's fun all around.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Super Mario.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Oh...
I get it now.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# hahahahah ha haha ha
ha
ha
ha
This is the silliest thing ever, and i love it.
(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# yay the font makes this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# haha just got that.
But was thinking "Is this some Football pun that I cannot understand as I don't read the sport section of The Metro (The free piece of shite avaiable on any bus floor)."

But poor Romario so "DOES NOT WANT" soup.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Now that is silly :D

I bet you can't get bebeto into a game title that well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Ning!
Why did you appear to be acting a bit of a cunt last night? :/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Ning Sire!
I have gazzed the explanation for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Oh fuck. Sorry to hear about that.
That's pretty grim, actually - why would he do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Cheers dude.
I dunno. Hopefully we will sort it out soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Certainly doesn't sound like Stan, but I wouldn't take that from anyone :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# hahahahhahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# pfft! silly!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Hahahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# top wordplay
have a biscuit
'noon
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# hello little hummingfox xD
hummingfox
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# OMG OPPOSING LEG SOURCES
lol

He's cute
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# *leaps onto from wardrobe*
Hello Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Guten Tag! :D
*OOOOOOOOOOOOOF*

Right on my Vas Deferens
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I'm such a good aim, huh?
*snuggles to make up for the injury*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I have cold hands
*places*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *is soothed*
mmmmmmmm.......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# So you have gone off squirrels with tits then? ;)
This is lovely it may be hunted by beagles with wings.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# someone will have to shop wings onto
said hounds or the hunt will be short lived!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Beagles with jetpacks would be cooler
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# lasers?
will they have lasers?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Of course
and the Huntsmen will be riding Winged Alien Horses and all looking like Brian Blessed in Flash Gordon.

"TALLY-HO!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# what an image!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Will this do?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Swimming flying
Hummingbird dawg!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *glees*
Bzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# how odd
*releases the hounds*
(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# How cute
My little guy has been grounded for the day -- so sad....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# :(
poor little fella
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# awwwww! that's cute!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Who's there?
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How silly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha, you loon!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha
*Awaits WiiJavelin*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I love the attention
to period detail!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# he has his knockers
certainly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Mmm ... knockers ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# haha
spang
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Knockerface McGee?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# me grin's stuck
click
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Hahah,
I had to /filename though D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] as requested
(jwestbury image dr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Oh god make it stop
Profile for jwestbury:

* a member for 1 year, 1 month and 13 days
* has posted 10 messages on the main board
* has posted 9 messages on the main board IN THE LAST 5 MINUTES
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# :D
nicely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# YES GOD, I HEAR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9210345#post9210352
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# FFS
Stop!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# YES YES YES!
This is fucking awesome!

(please see signature for reference)

Edit: Also, I think that you are also Glue, and also DingoChavez.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# what is this?
THROBTON-MINGE FEST 2009?

(yes, I'm not even trying to make sense, I've drank too much coke so I'm going to start typing gibberish)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# that is a fine title. Should be on a large banner at a country fair.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# that's exactly what I was thinking
"YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THROBTON-MINGE TWINNED WITH ESSEN-GUSSET - PLEASE DRIVE CAREFULLY"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# IT WASN'T A REQUEST.
LRN2SARCASM.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# can you tell me where to get a source pic of a pole please?
so I can attempt to ram it through your head via your cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# genuine Lol :D
EDIT: Will this do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# office lol
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# What they^ said
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# oh, now that's some
insulting of the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# it's just japes, I'm afraid.
I'm not an angry or insulting person, I just find it humourous to do it on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# That's what the internet is for!
That, and porn and kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# don't forget the kittenporn!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# when my two favourite things
collide...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# why dont you do
wii washing line simulator
wii bo staff simulator
wii long stick simulator

while youre at it? See how much more pain everyone can take?

Also - make your images full length, so we can see the whole of the controller - i want to excercise my scrolling finger.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# why not try HaWii kiWii ?
on yourself
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# hah,
your pics are shit, I just like how irate people are getting.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# THIS IS AN FUCKING OUTRAGE
I'M SO ANGRY I AM WRITING TO DAILY MAIL. TWICE.


(Obamanable Snowman, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# It's GoldenFanjita all over again
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Is this some kind troll joke that us boarders don't get?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# FEAR CLAPPING O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# did you steal this image from some n00b?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
No, but I was aware that they were leeching it off me...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# we need a joker style one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# he doesn'tblink
HE DOESN'T EVER BLINK!

BLINK, MAN, OR BE DAMNED!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I give you..... The ABBACUS!


So two Björn Plus a Benny equals....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I still maintain that David Spade is the lovechild of Abba!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# hahahaha
spangulous
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Win!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# hahahahah! SSSPPPPAAAANNNNGGGG!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY
BENNY




(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# ANNI-FRID ANNI-FRID
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Björn Björn Björn
anyboy else?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Oh
I was waiting for someone to go OH NO IT'S A BJÖÖÖÖÖRN
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Björn again?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# thank you
for the spangage!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# can you hear the spang, fernando?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# spanging me
spanging you. Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# SPANGING QUEEN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Spangworthy at the wooest level
('Wooest' is that even word and Spangworthy what's that all about, seriously!)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# omg wot appen to ur grammar?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Bad time of day, thoughts of having to get ready for
another late evening/night shift. I appologise.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# When I re-write the dictionary
spangworthy and woosome are both in! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I endorse this product!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# large grin from me
a little bit of woo for yoo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Haha!
You bastad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Add some sweary bubbles
and call it abba cuss.


Or, you know, dont.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I thought that... But then thought... No...
:) GrapeVines though...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# This way
is the way of the FIST. Glorious!
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Super
Trooper Duper!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Super Trouper kiss me on my pooper
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] horse not included
(jwestbury image dr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# STOP POSTING THINGS IN NEW THREADS
Also:
www.b3ta.com/board/9210261
^Thread deletion.

Ugh.
I'm fucking leaving*.

*Is not actually leaving.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# It's only fucking bindun as well!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Every cloud has a silver lining
and all that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Yes, I can repost this:

Click for 2560x1024
Click for 1280x1024 [Left]
Click for 1280x1024 [Right]
Click for 1280x1024 [Center]
Enjoy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# That's no.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Dark side of the moon :D
/filename
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# O rly?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# No, "thatsnodarksideofthemoon.jpg".
I don't think .rly is a filetype.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Yes it is you stupid boy!
It is the suffix used for all owl pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# LIES.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# ...and auto parts retail chains


Click for bigger (80 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# see
that's a proper wallpaper

non of this weak pissy 1024x768 shite

a big propper wide throbber!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Fuck yeah wallpaper!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# we should have a camapaign
to stamp out weeny wallpapers!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# *spots a theme*
*waits for Wii Pole Vault and Wii Javelin*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# is it 'long things'?
freud would be intrigued.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# if you insist...
(apols again for wrong thread posts)
(jwestbury image dr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Is that teh Sans I see?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# All your images are bad binduns
and all in separate threads.

Are you deliberately trying to piss everyone off, or have you just not read the FAQ? In which case, read the FAQ, moran.

EDIT: So fuck it - have this pea from Saturday:



CFB

EDIT EDIT: ARRRGH! TEH FAIL IS INFECKSHUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Yeah, the Irish bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Why whenever I log on to b3ta is someone failing?
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# EVERYONE is failing this morning.
What is happening!?
It's not even tuesday yet!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Also this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# It's half-term in some places I think, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# This is true.
My half term was last week but I get mondays off :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# This - utterly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# STOP!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# oops
apols - changing to competition entries
(jwestbury image dr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I'm sorry,
did you buy /board?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I prefered the earlier version
I thought the vacuum sealed packaging was rather sexy.
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Don't delete threads.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# cocknuggets.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Pow!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# except really shit ones
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# You lot are well bossy
one person says get rid of it ! you say don't. Oh my its so confusing.
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Your deletion is fine
It's not as if:

a) There's a rule against it
b) The world will miss a thread full of reposts and complaining
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# did I miss a thread full of complaints and abuse?
damn, I always arrive too late. :(
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I reposted in reply to it,
I wanted to whore :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Like that's a first.
ffs
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Listen to ClanSoul, he is the self-appointed bringer of justice
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
#
bringer of justice *insert any old insult here*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] straw boater not included

(jwestbury image dr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Has anyone done wiiP/Weep yet?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Is it low poly because it is for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# One-man-threadrush using comic sans?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# its a new form of terror
Al Qaida is behind this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
Don't be silly, they'd do a much better job!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
GUNT!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Mong Haircut Terror for Wii

Source: www.b3ta.com/links/Be_Afraid
Shameless link to previous entry
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# There's 9 minutes of my life
I intend to save.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# It's down to 30 seconds now
So do something special today with that extra 8.30
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Ting ting
(jwestbury image dr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I see the Cheeky Girls are out frogging again...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# pfft
Wonderful.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# pffft wut?
on an unrelated note, except that the Cheeky Girls were on telly Saturday night, as was the wonderlully Millie Clode. did you see? did you see????
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# what the?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# This is LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Tutt?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Haha!
WATE WAT
WAT
HOW MANY LEGS?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# 4
It's a frog, they are nearly all like that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# this is a rose
between thorns - well done!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
needs more feet:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# To celebrate the start of the new season...
NSFW link
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Um
*vomits* and *nsfw*
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Not just that,
that man has black skin ion his face, but white skin on his arms!

That's just weird!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# MY FUCKING EYES!
NSFW much?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# *head in hands*
If this isn't God telling me to go back to work, I don't know what is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# GO BACK TO WORK
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Oh dear
link?
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# You fucking idiot
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# NSFW - sorry love but this isn't suitable even for home.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Can you please link that cocknugget?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# what is the point of you?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# NO.
Link it. Now.

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Thanks for that
TNUC
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Is that some kind of puzzle, taters?
Giz a clue.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# its CUNT backwards
Me and my mate use it a lot. It means the same thing, but is more acceptable in public, and sounds good.

I hope to patent it and add it to the english dictionary soon.

EDIT - lo mister tramp! Has work let you use b3ta now, or have you been sacked for looking at the above image?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Mister taters, hello.
I'm using a mirror (sickrik), but b3ta-hosted images still elude me.

Which means that even though everyone says your pictures are jaw-droppingly good, I haven't seen one yet. Do you put them anywhere else?

(And I knew it was cunt all along. Some kinda 6th sense I have.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# one finger one thumb keep moving
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I like your sig.
It made me laugh.

Twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# What is this? "Fucking moron" day?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# This all happened since Rob popped online.
Conspiracy? *dons tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Nooooo

They use tinfoil to keep track of you

*doffs tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I thought it jammed their radar...
*is confused and panics a bit with his hat half on*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# everything's a conspiracy.
everything is made of cheese. the moon looks like it is made of cheese because it is, it's just too far away for the illusion to work. we are all cheese, the owners of the world just don't want us to know, so have made illusions using some kind of cheese supercomputer.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Mmmm... cheese
Edit: I see dissappearing threads again.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Is that why I always end up in a pickle?
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# pfft
edam fine pun there sir.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I choose my wordplay caerphilly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# oh hai!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# welcum to b3chan
now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# that
doesn't leave a great deal to the imagination. fucking hell...are you trying to get all us fired?

I'm at home at the moment actually, but still...

edit: thanks a lot - the cat just told me to clear my desk and not bother coming in tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# People have been saying NSFW for minutes now

Are you going to link this or not?

Ps: you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# It wasn't the show they were expecting....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Damn this dyslexia!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# wibble wobble
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# weeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# eeeeep
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Jaysus
that's a bit of a head fuck!

Wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# COR
the b3tan prodigal son returns with some awesome headfuckery!

Cleeeeeiiiicckkkk!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent. this is what I imagine would happen if Gail Platt shook her head.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaha
only less smiley
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Haha, good grief.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# *is hypnotised*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# blimey!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# christ almighty, that is very unsettling! Woo, sir, very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# My god MM where have you been all this time
I was beginning to think you was lost in the series Lost or something.

Woo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# been busy earning a crust
still lurking though
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I've forgotten what a crust is.
Nice to hear of your sucess though all the best with that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I reckon I know how you did that
taking scanlines of video from further on in the timeline

(remember reading something about it once)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# You can read?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# You're as bad as that masked
magician fella who ruins all those tricks on the telebox! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I thought that too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# nah I just lost 10 stone
from my face
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Don't carry stones on your face
unless your into all that stone theraputic stuff where you pay a fortune for someone to stick pebbles on you.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Smiiiiile, though your heart is aching,
Smiiiiiiile, even though it's breaking...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# although Ray Mears
has just spunked in your ears
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# *sings louder*
though there are clouds in the skyyyyy,
we'll get byyyyy...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# make it stop!
Ah! your chin swings like a camels palette.
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# That's a candidate for a face-lift right there!
Loose-skin-a-mungous!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Flappy cheeks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# superb! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Yayyyy
welcome back.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Fantastic
I loved the one with the cat bouncing in and out of scrolling versions of your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Woo!
What's that green and red thing that appears on your right shoulder?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# some background residue
too lazy to get rid of it though
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# oooh it's like a tiny window into the work processes of Mutated Monty
*horns*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# TERRIFIC !
website's superb too...awesome animations:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Goodness!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# oh jesus shitting christ
that's a facelift candidate right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# How very odd
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# that is fucking brilliant!
I am now hypnotised
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha nice!
good to hear/read/see from you again old bean
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Haha
Great stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Oh dear god.
You scary scary bastard.

*drools appreciatively*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I'm loving that
for some reason I'm not quite sure of
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# utterly fabulous
nice to have you back sir
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Der da da der da da der der der da da...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# #I can't see this image. Please describe it with words.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# well, it's a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# GREAT SCOTT!
are you sure, man?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# well, I could be mistaken
I probably am!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Funny, witty
Involves pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# A series of coloured pixels arranged to show a picture,
but that's not important right now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# tetris?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# No it's just a rash.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I wonder if they will ever stop making Halloween/Friday 13th/Elm Street films.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Utterly woo
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Excellent
i finally watched the remake last night.

it made me cry
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# A film which wins neither Oscars nor the F1 championship...
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Gah!
The writing is backwards and I cant read backwards :O
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# just think backwards
then it's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Bloody Poles!
Coming over here, taking our jobs....

Backwards enough for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# yeh, that'll do :D
that'll do :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# ha ha ha!
Cracking :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# On that note, Express from last week


It is a quality paper.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I thought that said cheese
and actually became morally outraged! However, it actually says Chess :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# is that shopped??
jeez - its just like that compo waaay back
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Not at all.
I wish I had made all that culture guff up.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Harry Potter, Ludo? hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# They've banned Ludo?! The sick bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Yeah I know.
He was by far and away the best character in labyrinth!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# The Express is the paper for people who think the Mail is a little too progressive
From the 6th:

(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Holy Fuck!
Charles and Camilla getting steamy!
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# born fast, grows slower?


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# waspyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# hooorribllllllle
/short version today
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# speak for yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# no one else will

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I guess some people
are just utter cunts.

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I'm rising here I am afraid....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# New Think! campaign.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qklJiv7AK24
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Ah I see!
That is rather horrific. I mean, why use a ginger kid?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# RIS
is it Jamie Bulger?
Edit: haha, now I get it, pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Advert on TV
Car crash victims
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Pfft!
*doesn't feel guilty. We're not told if that kid was fucking about in the road like untold number of schoolchildren every day*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# hehe yeah
and besides, he's ginger.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# haha
you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# cor blimey guv'naaah
It's Mr Harpski.

How you?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# You know,
still on the pills and my nappy doesn't chafe as much as it used to, you?
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# same same
still selling the pills and secreting irritants into your nappies (although not as frequently as I used to).
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# PFFFFFTLOL
That was fudging brilliant

Have some click
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# RIP Socks, the former First Kitty
(Capo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# um wut?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# *panics*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# 19 years old, which is a good innings for a cat
Full report here

Image above (at the time of the US invasion of Haiti in 1994) has to be my favourite Private Eye cover ever.
(Capo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# dogs for the win
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# so the above is, in fact, just a scan of a Private Eye cover, and in no way your own work (unless you work for private eye)?
shame the cat's dead though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Zing
www.private-eye.co.uk/covers.php?showme=855

Exactly the same size as well.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# why are people trying to turn b3ta into 4chan
why?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# ^ 4chan can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I don't see the attraction of it at all.
It seems to be a lot of racist paedophiles insulting each other anonymously.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# nail + head
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# trying?
I think the glut of rank-rotten bandwagons over the past few months suggests that it's a lot more like 4chan than we'd like to think.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# testify!! :D


be more funny b3ta!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# testify.. hmmm
a "testify ray" would be a gun that turns people into testicles

it's crazy science, but it might just work!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# O_O
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I'm 45% into my plan for designing a ray-gun to make chicken
taste like beef.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# you should get funding from the government
this is just the sort of thing they should be encouraging in the current economic climate
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I've mastered making chicken taste a little like burnt turkey...
hence the 45% bit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Sorry, yeah
Maybe should have posted to Links board instead, wasn't claiming it as my own, just wanted to share the story and a classic cover
(Capo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# you've gone and tizzied us!
we're in a tizzy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I'm so tizzy my head is spinning!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# quite so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# you could have posted it in an existing thread as a thread jack!

*slaps wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# It is excellent and it gave me a chuckle, but yeah, /links would have been better.
Next time.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# *dons tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Socks did 9/11
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# He committed a feline-y?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# mouse-taken identity
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# did they issue an identikitty image of the suspect?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# It's probably something to do with the Illuminati.
Icke may or may not have made reference to this and despite the only source of information being Icke, I believe him. He's trustworthy. Seriously, everyone hide.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# sounds like a job for twatnipppppppp
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# shhh
he's mates with Icke, they might assume we're lizards, or working for the lizards, then... then... what do these Icke-ians actually do once they've established that shape-shifting-light-bending-4th-dimensional aliens control the world? What then? Send them a letter of complaint?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# he might send them one of his turquoise track suits from the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# pfft
or a Coventry season ticket?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# SEND IN THE GREEN GODDESS!!


boy did they have low standards in the 80's

goddess my arse!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# It was either her or 'Mad' Lizzie Webb
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I'm afraid to say that I don't quite follow the green goddess reference
and don't wish to google it as I don't want to stumble upon plant porn at work.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I'm sure Icke was part of BBC Breakfast Time with The Green Goddess
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# ah, ok I see...
it does seem familiar, but I'm maybe too young or dozy to remember properly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# .....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# ah, frank bough
his career went a bit sour when he allegedy was photographed having a thai hooker orgy with alledged photographs taken by an allegedged photographer in the alleged country of thailand allegedly

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# yeah well, fuck the lizards
the insectoids are going to eat everyone of them out of spite

that's what they told me anyway

by channeling the message through my toaster
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# my toaster said it would most likely be slugs of doom.
What model of toaster do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# what! I don't even have a toaster!!!
*Beep**Beep**Beep**Beep**Beep**Beep**Beep**Beep*

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# pffffffft. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I don't care what anyone says...he doesn't make those pictures.

either that or he talks about himself in 3rd person for no reason on other forums ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I think it probably is him
but I think he thinks he's better at Photoshop than he is. there's a certain level of conceit in his replies.
I went to school/college with a guy who is similar in his wordings, and (for those that know him) it's quite obvious he authored his own wiki page,
albeit in the third person.
/Just personal opinion
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# being up himself is one thing
but thinking he actually has an in on the actual conspiracies of this world

meh :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# drbroon thinks he saw elvis and jimi hendrix throwing stones at jfk at a party at the weekend
it was all just fun though, jfk was throwing them back.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# until he makes me a giraffe in a dapper hat and scarf, like I asked!!! :D
I will doubt anything that he says he made. :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha, blame the illuminati, they're keeping giraffes in hats and scarves under wraps
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# yeah, it's because if the nazi's using the vimanas they discovered on the moon find out that the illuminati has them it would be all out war
or..er.. something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# he's quite the conversationalist.
I particularly like how he answers neutral questions like a kid who's just learned a new swearyword.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# he does demonstrate the innability to form an argument indeed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# are you arguing with me?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# no I am !
O_o

HAH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# yes you're not
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# that's what they want you to think because you watch adverts for shampoo!
or is it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Take 2 bottles into the shower?
NO! I get my brainwashed with Wash'N'Go!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# yeah! the chemicals get under the follicles and they WASH YOUR BRIAN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# he's a poo head
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# haha
that's such a good insult

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# fnord

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# fuck socks.
(well, nobody else bothered to say it, so...)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I swear the bastads've got more hole than wall by now...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Is there anything more annoying?
Well yes, there is. The kid who lives next door to me has a rubber mallet that he bangs on the wall most saturday mornings :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Play music loud well into the night, then.
When they complain and mention they've got a kid, say "Well he seems to be able to get up early so presumably he can go to bed late."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I would if it weren't for the other people who live in my house :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# stroppy teenage stepdaughter from hell
with guitar hero on tour.

Still I don't care cos I've won an award and get to stay here in April.

You may all congratulate me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Wow!
Nice one! What was the award?

Looks a bit like this hotel I stayed at a couple of years back.

www.hudsonhotel.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# ooh nice
it's a work award for a successful company integration. It's a team award and I did virtually fuck all that didn't involve clicking a few things. Therefore I take all the glory on principal.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# *looks at photos*
Their restaurant must be rubbish, they've got no customers!
What was the award?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# ^ up there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Would that be his mum's rubber mallet?
thats shaped like a sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I bet he doesn't pause or hesitate...
fearing a bash on the head like this, or like this, cos the one with the most bruises loses
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# LOLWHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I was showing my age there...
/Mallet's Mallet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# It's a good job his name wasn't Timmy Claw-Hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hmm.
New next door neighbours have dogs which continually bark, several kids who swear loudly and get dropped home in police cars, no mother and a drunken father. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Welcome to faversham :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# *gasp* so rude!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# my workmate appears to be unable to read inside his head.
he whispers constantly. as if that wasn't enough, he also whispers when using excel or photoshop... "hmm... ok... yes... hmmm... ah... right, ahem... hmmm... *sharp intake of breath*... hmmmmm... *loud exhale*... hmmm. yes..."

It makes me feel more murderous than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Sounds like a GP running through his 'chest pain' questionnaire.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# or a shy plumber working out what he can overcharge for
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Your workmate is a shy plumber?
How did you make him shy?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# he's not a shy plumber
it was a simile. he is quite shy though and laughs loudly at inappropriate times. A bit like Kevin Eldon's character in the last episode of Partridge, only much louder.

"Hello"
"Hello HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"
"Good weekend?"
"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA YES HAHAHAHAHHAHAA"

It's quite odd.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Our photographer is like that.
We get pictures of startled-looking 100-year-olds and toddlers in the paper, cos he rattles his targets as he attempts to reassure them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# serial killer for certain
I'd poison him just to be on the safe side
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# that is a good plan
I'll see what I can get a hold of. This time of year is bad for arsenic.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# And even worse for the fuckin Villa.
B'dum tshhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Any woman hoovering.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# You too?
Maybe there's a CD of DIY sounds you can buy to make neighbours think you can afford renovations.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I think my neighbours have another CD from that series
"child abuse, retarded screamed arguments about ipods and farmyard animals snoring"
They play it every morning from 5am until 9
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# A coupla years ago, I snapped at one point.
I grabbed my hen-pecked neighbour by the lapels and bellowed: "DO YOU WANT ME TO BANG A HAMMER IN YOUR SKULL AT 8 O'CLOCK OF A SATURDAY MORNING?"

He got the message, but I wasn't terribly popular in that cul-de-sac afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I would have preferred 2 hours of drilling sounds...
To watching the new Indiana Jones like I did on Saturday :(

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Oh, god, I know.
Crystal Skull makes you want to kill yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I want to know where Mutt got his miracle jacket
Made of magic leather that is comfortable to wear in a rainforest, can get soaking wet and dry out in minutes without damage.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# aldi
they had a job lot of miracle leather jackets in
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Good choice...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I wonder what the odds were on him winning it.
I'm guessing about 1/10,000
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Perhaps this is the way to win an Oscar
I imagine next year Actors will kill themselves prior to the awards - Postumous Oscar is the way to go!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Helps avoid tax too
Just ask Hotblack.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I've maintained for a long time that
Dying is excellent for one's career in the limelight.

CF Jim Morrison, Sid Vicious, Kurt Cobain, Sting, Morrissey, Freddie Mercury, Paul Weller, Heath Ledger, River Phoenix, Steve Martin.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# LOL to Sting and Steve Martin :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Not to mention all the famous artists like Van Gogh etc. who died
in abject poverty how ironic that his art would be worth millions after he was dead!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# how more ironic
that Damien Hurst is still living among us and he doesn't even have the flu or a wheelchair or ANYTHING like that...

ironic and insulting mean the same thing don't that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Well in this instance yes it does.
Perhaps one day we can only hope that Half-Cows and Dead Sharks will assault him and place him in a perspect cube.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# there's a special place in hell for him I'm sure
they are probably working out how to half make monsters that don't leak everywhere :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I would rather be alive and not win
every day I don't win something is a plus ?!?!

SO thats why i never win anything!
(waxdart hello., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I watched this again on Saturday
and was even more awe-struck than the first time I watched it.

But where was Oldman's nomination? He's the unsung hero of that film in acting terms
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Well, can't really have two nominees from the same film...
And only one of them tragically died...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# And only one of them died...
fixed it.
(waxdart hello., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Agreed.
Heaths performance was just brilliant in my opinion, and is the reason that I now consider The Dark Knight to be second, if not the best Batman film.

Second after Batman and Robin obviously ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Batman and Robin pffft!
how pants was that!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# It was so bad,
that despite being quite young when it came out, I still never managed to watch more than about 20 minutes of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# very much, and Eckhart as well
he kept the film 'grounded'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# And Michael Caine was wonderful too.
In fact, was there a bad performance in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# ^^ this, its a fantastic film which ever way you look at it
And the imax scenes on Blu-ray...Sweet bejesus its beautiful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# heh...glad he won it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# *unlurks*
hehehe, great pic.

also, I trust you had a lovely weekend? \ö/

*re-lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# pffh...motherwell should be kicked out the scottish prem'
fucking disgraceful pitch, more suited for egg chasers than footballers.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# yes, I heard there were convenient excuses available. :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# no excuse we where shite.

but still Motherwell need to get to fuck out of that league
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I agree. They've been fucking scaffs for years.
but then they do come from Motherwell.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Definitely deserved it in my opinion.
Still a bit annoyed that mickey Rourke didn't win though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Yeah, but Penn's film is about gays.
Hollywood elites love their gays.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Homo loving commie bastards!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# that wrestlin' film is quite good :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I thought so.
I was slightly disappointed by the lack of Rick Flair though ;)

Another very good film I saw a little while back in In Bruges! Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I honestly dont know if he deserves it... I thought the first film was shit, so i've not watched this one...
nicely 'shopped by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Ooh...
...watch it mate. His performance is spellbinding! Nuff said :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# It'll be on Sky before long, so i'll probably catch it on that....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)

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