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go go go!
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:13,
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:14,
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Best idea for a band name EVER.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:18,
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does one contain two pussy's?
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:14,
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woo! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:16,
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Hehehe, I always love this:)
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elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:17,
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As frisky as a jogger with four dicks" Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:18,
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it probably is a bit moist in her coffin
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:04,
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ahhforgot she was dead...eew.
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:06,
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judging by what dribbling down her chin..looks like a necrophiliac has been at her
(,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:13,
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Pffft.Thath thilly. You're thilly.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:05,
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I can't believe it's not butterly
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:53,
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I can't belive its so seamy!sorry
Psst, try shading from bottom to top with a gradient, it'll blend in more. OR set the layer to darken or overlay.
(Psst, try shading from bottom to top with a gradient, it'll blend in more. OR set the layer to darken or overlay.
Victor Meldrew,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:54,
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They were left there on purpose.It looks rubbish without some of the original markings.
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:55,
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ahhsorry, i'm such a photoshop pedant. Jokes, technique and all that.
( Victor Meldrew,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:57,
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Hahaha! No, I'm really asking, do you prefer the second one?I'm a mere paint user, so all this talk of gradient shading and overlay is a little lost on me.
:)
(:)
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:11,
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It's a shame the flowers are yellow .... :p
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:12,
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Yes, I recoloured them blue but it looked too surreal and hardly passed as an arts.Oh well, the ideas are better than execution :D
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:16,
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Hahahaan "I can't believe it's not butter"-fly :)
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:55,
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*spreads on toast*BLEURGH :(
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:57,
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Fucking moths, flaunting their similarity to butterflies.Woo :)
( zoldergoose,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:58,
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pppfffftttt.... today is very silly day
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:08,
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This.Sneering Real Ale Twats FTW.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:18,
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meh, real ale fans are finesneering twats of all kinds are the problem :(
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:51,
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Bored of crap TV? Join us, it's adictive!
I'm watching THAT one, no maybe THAT one??? So much fun...
Q4nobody,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:49,
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I've a pair of dumbells she could watch with that expressionI'M IMPLYING I'D LIKE TO PUT MY PENIS IN HER MOUTH
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:50,
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You should be less subtle in futureYou cryptic bastard!
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Joliet,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:51,
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Nah, cats have too rough tongues
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:51,
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AND THIS IS BAD HOW? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:51,
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You'll graze your japper, you mark my words Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:53,
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What? What do you mean by that?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:03,
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Too Cryptic for me also?I think it's some Gym Jargon? That sounds like a guy who went to our school
( Q4nobody,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:36,
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A-ha, a Coma you say?The best way to loose a few pounds, proof it works!
( Q4nobody,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:54,
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Never did weight watchers.I did do weight training once, but I only really got as far as "stay".
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas,
Sat 28 Feb 2009, 22:20,
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Stan Lee wishes he had thought of thatgrand
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:55,
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Cheryl Cole evolves into stone...hasn't this happened already
*bad-um tish*
(*bad-um tish*
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:57,
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HE CAN'T DIGEST IT ALL*waits at his manhole with a net*
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:41,
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He should keep it.It was their feck up. Of course he took it. If they don't pay it - what next? It's a dangerous precedent to set - I don't want to be on the end of "Oh - we've decided we're paying you too much, A Vagabond, so now ashley YOU owe US money at the end of each month."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:42,
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Lit "actually" Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:46,
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so you are not Ashley Vagabond then? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:47,
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No.I'm Myky D - tha king - tha MC - cold kickin bass to the T O P.
Ashley.
(Ashley.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:48,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:58,
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alright then Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:00,
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This muchlyIt's a legally binding contract which he can sue for if it's taken from him.
It sucks but there you go
(It sucks but there you go
Joliet,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:47,
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but that's the pointhis pension isn't legally binding, RBS were allowed to pay him this much but didn't have to.
The ministers involved with managing the bank didn't realise that his pension wasn't contractual until the media pointed it out to them, stupidly enough
Besides, even if it was, take it off the fucker and see if he has the front to sue. I doubt it.
(The ministers involved with managing the bank didn't realise that his pension wasn't contractual until the media pointed it out to them, stupidly enough
Besides, even if it was, take it off the fucker and see if he has the front to sue. I doubt it.
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:50,
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It is the government's concernbecause they own 50% of RBS ot whatever it is. But really, the point is that Goodwin should say, "I really shouldn't have sanctioned buying ABN Amro, it was a stupid mistake and I don't deserve this pension".
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:56,
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He should pay back his pension......when Mr. G. Brown repays the rent he got from sub-letting his office to the Labour party. Something which was very naughty (i.e. verging on illegal) to do. But, of course, G. Brown is keeping the cash.
All this noise is just MPs trying to look good in the press. The do not care one shit about you, this country or the economy. SO long as they get THEIR fat pay check, THEIR fat pension, THEIR dubious expenses claims and THEIR perks/back-handers for being a director, that's it. The rest is just "Fuck you".
MPs are, to a person, absolutely without honour.
Bunch of cunts.
(,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:28,
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All this noise is just MPs trying to look good in the press. The do not care one shit about you, this country or the economy. SO long as they get THEIR fat pay check, THEIR fat pension, THEIR dubious expenses claims and THEIR perks/back-handers for being a director, that's it. The rest is just "Fuck you".
MPs are, to a person, absolutely without honour.
Bunch of cunts.
At the end of the dayHe's a banker, not a civil servant.
This all happened long before the government invested in HBOS, so really it's none of their concern.
(This all happened long before the government invested in HBOS, so really it's none of their concern.
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:44,
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butthere wouldn't be a company to pay him this pension if RBS had gone under, surely?
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:51,
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I think that's irrelevantAre the government going to stop ALL the pensions that HBOS is paying out?
I do think the guy's a wanker, but he's a banker.
I can't beleiev people are surprised that he doesn't want to give it back.
(I do think the guy's a wanker, but he's a banker.
I can't beleiev people are surprised that he doesn't want to give it back.
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:56,
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^ thisHaven't they seen Deal or No Deal, FFS?!
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:58,
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wrong bankand the goverernment hasn't threatened to take his pension away but have merely said the man's got a cheek to take it and may be he should think about not drawing it all.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:59,
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He can keep the cashbut he has to climb up a slippery pole grabbing the bank notes as he goes. Oh, and there's hungry attack dogs at the bottom of the pole.
"Who do you love and who loves you?"
("Who do you love and who loves you?"
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:46,
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KILLIAN!Ludicrous film.
:)
(:)
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:02,
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yes, utter nonsensebut strangely watchable
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:04,
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soccerlol
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:42,
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as someone in the pub described it to me the other night"22 poofs kicking a bag of wind around for 90 minutes"
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:44,
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you forgot to include the phrase 'obscenely overpaid' Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:45,
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A mate of mine's Fantasy team is calle "eleven petulant egomaniacs"which sums it up rather nicely.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:53,
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I don't understandI thought it was all the yanks' fault?
What exactly has Parry done wrong?
(What exactly has Parry done wrong?
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:42,
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Ha ha that was my first thought too!Maybe somebody was just sick of being Rickrolled? :D
Edit: Or maybe its Parfitt they don't care for?
(Edit: Or maybe its Parfitt they don't care for?
Rico,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:56,
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I would anywaybut somehow this outfit makes her better
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:30,
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I would if she promised not to "sing" Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:33,
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Does she sing then?Haven't seen much evidence of that
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:37,
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but she's quite a good "singer"*continues to push cat backwards through mangle*
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:38,
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SHE'S WEARING THE SHOESAND THE HAT!
SHE'S WEARING THE SHOES AND THE HAT!
(SHE'S WEARING THE SHOES AND THE HAT!
sinisterduck,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:26,
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SHE IS WEARING THE SHOES AND THE HAT AND THE MAKE UP! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:27,
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pffftWEAR THE SHOES LILY. WEAR THE SHOES THAT GO WITH THE HAT.
edit: gah, mindpiss
(edit: gah, mindpiss
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:26,
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Send in the Clowns!Silly Lily
TJ: I think I've found the first B3ta post of Freebase: b3ta.com/board/8311530
(TJ: I think I've found the first B3ta post of Freebase: b3ta.com/board/8311530
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:28,
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WRONG :3(
MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:28,
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Argh! beaten by three hours! :) BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:32,
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Technically, this was the first shop of him though(
MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:39,
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hahaha, excellentand superbly executed.
BRING ON THE CLOWNS
(BRING ON THE CLOWNS
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:29,
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heheTwo cannibals are eating a clown. One asked the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:44,
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Phwoar, I could strangle her all night longdid I type that out loud?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:40,
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WEAR THE SHOES VICTORIA! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:52,
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AlaafYou've never seen Karneval in Cologne, have you?
( Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:57,
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Why is it always skulls in your pictures? elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:10,
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:(I can draw them without reference. So... :'(
:'((((((((((((((
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(:'((((((((((((((
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Ttssattsr,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:12,
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I'll fuck you up, dude MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:12,
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I actually really need to fart so I guess it works out for both of us. MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:15,
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INTERNET SAD FACEJesus H, do you ever sleep?
:)
(:)
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:14,
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I woke up at 3am. My sleeping is all wrong. Lucky I don't have work today. Ttssattsr,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:18,
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Don't forget that nobody loves you either.And your hair is stupid.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:19,
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Clapclapclap.If I get bored, find a good band gigging in London. I'm getting very bored with Leeds and could do with a laugh.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:22,
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And your butt. MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:26,
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Fucking hippy MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:12,
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Yay for death!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:20,
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Welcome to the Annual Cat Weightlifting Competition
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:05,
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who is that man? Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:06,
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^thisI don't get it eighter....is it a kind of henry?
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:07,
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a henry/moid lovechild i think Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:09,
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It's freebase or somethingEdit: As it says on the filename. I think that guy is another meme called freebase.
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:09,
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From the Freebase Fartbook group:"...
Who is FREEBASE? some of you may ask ........
This man: www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/image/83358529
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46933/1216885690/Nnng.jpg
All you need to do is photoshop the face and or the faces of his pals at Petronek Fitness onto things. If you piss yourself laughing, you're doing it right!
Other sources : www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/petranek_fitness_name_your_challenge
..."
(Who is FREEBASE? some of you may ask ........
This man: www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/image/83358529
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46933/1216885690/Nnng.jpg
All you need to do is photoshop the face and or the faces of his pals at Petronek Fitness onto things. If you piss yourself laughing, you're doing it right!
Other sources : www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/petranek_fitness_name_your_challenge
..."
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:10,
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hahahthnx LOL :) we should have a b3ta book of damned people who are (ab)used for laughter
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:19,
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looks likethis chap is enjoying the rowing machine rather more than is healthy...
(,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:07,
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Gronkpan. MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:16,
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*waits for big, ginger pussy jokes*
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:06,
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What sound does it make when It gets milked? Edit: look at this fat ginger pussy
www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/415651/fb5c16c4/komt_er_eentje_binnen.html
(www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/415651/fb5c16c4/komt_er_eentje_binnen.html
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:07,
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glomp glomp glomp BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:07,
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not what i was expecting Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:13,
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this site loooks rad in netscape only f your using another browser than go die!!! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:21,
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HAHAHAHAHA"OMG!!! TUBCAT is flying in the clouds!!!!!"
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:15,
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Holy fuck, that cat is HAPPY.I've never seen a cat smile like that before.
Now I wish I was fat.
(Now I wish I was fat.
MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:15,
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'ning!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:01,
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*slaps*you take that back!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:05,
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I can't reach it from hereit's one post up! can't take it back
( c_kick or, as some people call him,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:06,
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Hooray!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:05,
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Haha*spang
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:06,
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yay !we have a winnar
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:07,
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Good grief=D
'ning
('ning
AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:03,
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^This^Writ large.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:07,
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this is the kind of punthat you have to shop just to get it out of your head. Do you feel better now?
woo yay
(woo yay
twig Save 6 Music,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:04,
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Bad Ninj! Get in your bed!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:07,
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Mind if I poke this here? Ta
I'm sure someone could do a better job of this idea
needs a warthog faceeagle is for f15s, silly!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:58,
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I am an idiot!Every time I replace the nose of an aircraft with an animal's head, I get the wrong animal!
Stupid, stupid....
(,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:59,
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Stupid, stupid....
The American Eagle Squadron of the RAF. This is what it'll look like for the next time the Luftwaffe attacks London BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:02,
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i recognise all of those, but what the heck is that thing with the green head? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:57,
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Games have peaked at Lara?I think not. Needs more Sackboy!
( Victor Meldrew,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:02,
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I'd be happy to extend it but I'm clueless these days Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:03,
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You have sonic and the guy from boulder dash (FTW!!) in thereso that's all i really need :)
( Victor Meldrew,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:05,
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Like it.But needs more Fallout 3. The pinnacle of gaming evolution.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:02,
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FOIII ftw!Love it, but 1 & 2 were great too....wouln't mind to have an oldskool version of it too.
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:06,
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If it had a lead I'd unplug the fucker
stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:38,
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I require three of these, please.But - and this is a significant but - I require the anti-allergy model.
K thx by
(K thx by
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:39,
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IT's a time bomb, that Al Qaeda has placed in your home and it could explode in any minute BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:40,
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Seems appropriate to place this here
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:54,
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Nicely done! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:03,
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I've got one of thoseIt just claws me instead of beeping though
( Joliet,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:44,
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7 Shape ... B3tan!
7-Shape Vector Truck Burger
(T-shirt Available, Poster Available)
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If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
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View All My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
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Lovely stuff. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:10,
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is it me or has the board gone to sleep?
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:27,
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It's gone for a power nap BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:28,
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yes, I recognised Ugly Duffer bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:32,
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no its definitely you that's gone to sleepthis is all a wonderful dream
( twig Save 6 Music,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:28,
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*runs through board starkers*Yep this is all a dream...
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:29,
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It wasn't a dream. I saw you in all your... erm.... glory! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:30,
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*realises that he's stood out in the street with nothing on again....*bollocks..
Right fluffers...I am off to look at old maps! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Right fluffers...I am off to look at old maps! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:31,
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have a post from last night then :)www.b3ta.com/board/9221490
b3ta.isbaronessonheat.com/board/9221490 if you're using a proxy like me.
(b3ta.isbaronessonheat.com/board/9221490 if you're using a proxy like me.
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:52,
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It did go dead there for a bit'lo freebs
( AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:53,
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Chemical spill to the face?Severe acne scaring?
Photo taken in a wind tunnel?
Face covered in putty?
Or just another ugly b3tan?
You decide.
(Photo taken in a wind tunnel?
Face covered in putty?
Or just another ugly b3tan?
You decide.
harpski,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:38,
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dunno, but I might tomorrow but I might tomorrow
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:02,
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Just curriousWhat's the quality of the prints like from RedBubble? Are they States based? I'm rying to decide on which company to go with to sell some t-shirts.
Recommendations welcomed.
(Recommendations welcomed.
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:48,
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They just love to be milked soooooooo much.....
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:54,
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hahahhahahaha! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:57,
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Sweet HeavensShe's hit the milkshake motherload.
in other news.... Morning all
(in other news.... Morning all
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:57,
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But can it be... errr...nevermind
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:02,
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HAHAHAThat's udderly fantastic!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:02,
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Not to mention the cow!Excellent.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:16,
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but remember
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:18,
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CARELESS STORK COSTS LIVES Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:18,
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Loose cows sink ships BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:31,
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think what you could do with all that milkJUST THINK
( twig Save 6 Music,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:29,
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that makes methink of the simpsons where they do the island of doctor moreaux skit
(,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:33,
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HahahahaAll you need is opposable thumbs and a larger brain ...
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:40,
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I thought the last one was Chuck Norrisperpetuating the belief internet meme that Chuck Norris is the future of our evolution.
Stages of evolution Jean Claude Van-Damme --Dolph Lundgren --Sly Stalone --CHUCK NORRIS
(Stages of evolution Jean Claude Van-Damme --Dolph Lundgren --Sly Stalone --CHUCK NORRIS
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:40,
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I can't have to rush off to work shortlybut feel free to use my musings ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:57,
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I don't know who one of those isand the others I wouldn't touch with two bargepoles taped firmly together.
Edit: Hahah. After a brief google-enlightenment I can now update my previous statement to be fully inclusive.
(Edit: Hahah. After a brief google-enlightenment I can now update my previous statement to be fully inclusive.
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:57,
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Then you understand my irony perfectly ;) maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:58,
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HAHAHA - This is a league of extraordinary gentlemen!Just as well Dolph Lundgren isn't the future
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:03,
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'Ave it you vile little aberations of all that is good and holy:
CFB
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:36,
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Cheers my man.Thought I'd try to pre-empt the rain calls.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:43,
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Damn you!Your blurbs always leave me wondering what the fuck they're on about, which, I assume, is the point. But I wanna know!
grudging woo
(grudging woo
Joliet,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:40,
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This is indeed the point.Litgenstien has much to answer for.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:42,
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It is raining. It always has been in your pictures.I'd get over over it. I always do...
woo!
(woo!
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:41,
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Hehe! \0/ Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:43,
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You have the most instantly recognisable style on b3ta.Top stuff!
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:57,
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as pervery nicely sir
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:58,
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wooI always secretly (and now publicly) hope that these will some day all be reproduced and rearranged into a fantastic gothic/noir masterpeice told entirely from the point of view of a jaded private detective walking through a rain-sodden, crime-riddled burg.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:14,
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newsletter subject line compo timegive my comedy bone a stiffy
write something amusing yet pithy
(write something amusing yet pithy
rob,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:14,
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did a plane crash? sorry we hadn't noticed bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:15,
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Like a squid in the night; inky but polite... Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:16,
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outsider wendy richards trumps jade goody to cancer victim of the year 2009 prize yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:17,
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you're all not here, so we haven't bothered this week bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:17,
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First Wellard and now Wendy Richards? Are none of the dogs of Walford safe?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:17,
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read this, no this, no this, no this, no this - yes that.
Darryn.R,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:18,
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Y'know ...Bummers are deaf.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:38,
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All of the week's bile regurgitated in a stinky piss-soaked publication
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:19,
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News you won't have to risk queuing in a supermarket for!too soon?
(
..wil,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:20,
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oof...one of the more sickening "christ is this what we've become" stories so far this year
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:26,
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RUINING TV BY REVEALING THE WINNERS OF MASTERCHEF, DANCING ON ICE, XFACTOR AND CRAP IDOL FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS! Joliet,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:22,
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Bigger, bolder and better than any banker's bonus(you lucky cunts)
(,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:30,
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Release of Newsletter minutes vetoed by Jack Straw elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:31,
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Jade Goody's cancer causes plane to crash into David Cameron's son, More at 11... - D - SharkTrousers,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:33,
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We're not callous enough to put Ivan Cameron in our subject line....oh thiswasmyclone,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:34,
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Illegal rendition to Morocco awaits within elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:34,
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teh official newzletta ov da Goody kidz collidge fund apeel herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:37,
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Give you news like Sir Fred won't give back his pension. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:38,
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I think he should be allowed to keep itsimply because he's called Sir Fred.
That's ace
(That's ace
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:45,
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FREE SMEAR TEST FOR ALL OUR READERS!And if you don't take it: FREE SCARF!
( ..wil,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:40,
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Latest News: B3ta newsletter causes cancer!
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:40,
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Your only source of entertainment now that Masterchef has ended elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:47,
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A lump in your inboxthat should have been looked at sooner.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:47,
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Me too.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:11,
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Yes, this one please 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:48,
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SCOPES OUT THE DEAD TORY SPACKS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:18,
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Exclusive Pictures of Wendy Richard's Wedding twig Save 6 Music,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:19,
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like a wig on Jade Goody, it will give you a woodyahem
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:27,
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Michael Jackson to buy Wendy Richards' bones - Full story insinde! Victor Meldrew,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:27,
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David Camerons socialist son turns blue Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:28,
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Portugese Water Dog Puppy - Free to a Good Home twig Save 6 Music,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:38,
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This newsletter wants to kiss you til you're dead TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:39,
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oiling the chain of the cycle of abuse
Kallus speaks for the Spores,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:40,
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Pith offI don't know what pithy means :-(
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:43,
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