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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

Good grief, that's a bit lovely.

Good morning, schnooks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

*hugs*

Thanks, pickle!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

Have a pea I did last night

I quite liked it, but no-one else seemed to. *scowls*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

whoa - That's great!

Is there a larger one I could have a shufty at?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

Sorry

That's as big as the source pics were

You're very kind :)
This is my best one so far

Click for bigger (116 kb)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)

Now you've got me thinking

how hard it was to dock in 'Elite' without the docking computer.

- That *is* a docking port midway down the right hand side?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)

Yup :)

All random futuristic colonies fashioned out of bits of pyrite have one as standard :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)

hehehe...

They do indeed.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)

I am now reminded

of 'Eon' by Greg Bear.
Which is pointless telling you if you have not read it because it's been about 10 years since I read it so can't explain it.
Suffice to say there is a big hollow rock in space, with colonists.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)

Pretty, but confusing

Need a CFB so I can work out what the hell is going on

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Joliet, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

Hello Miss.

The new series of Reaper is starting tonight in America apparently :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

and will apear here shortly afterwards.

eztv.it/shows/561/reaper/

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)

It sure will :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)

That is very luuly

woo, yay and hoopla!

My god they had on the news these kids at school being taught how to cross the road. They were 10 years old!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

They should train the little bastards on the M25...

*ahem* Sorry, all better now *smiley face*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

When I have little bastards

you're going to have to be uncle P, you know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)

Ah.... ok.

*tries to be nicer.*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

:D nah, they'll have me to deal with

they'll probably cower behind you for protection.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

*gets all protective*

Awww.... that's so sweet.

*melts*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

I want nice big sons so I don't feel bad when I box them around the ears.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

Surely this is a sign that the end of the world is nigh.......

Does the next generation have an IQ of 5?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

the new semester of uni has started. all the new little first years.

They broke the mould of students about 4 years ago. Sad really.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)

We'll have to round them up and slap some common sense into them.

Then teach them the ways of the Zamboni

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

I tried teaching them the ways of the integral calculus last year.

I fear Zambonis will be beyond them

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

How about the integration of complex numbers with vectors being utilised by Zambonis?

this could pique their interest

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

They may undergo a complete transformation!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)

Next generation will be the first to fail the IQ test!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

how old is 1 tear?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

longer than no tears, but shorter than 2 tears

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)

I would not know as I am a manly man and obviously have never cried

I also have lips of upper stiffness.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)

and an edit button of handiness, apparently

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)

why bother? there are far too many kids, and it's already putting a strain on resources.

at least that way we make sure only the fastest and fittest survive

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

Maybe every country should adopt China's one child policy

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)

Parents want everyone else to do stuff for them

except discliplining them

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)

*unzips*

*disiplines*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)

That's ace!

You went to Tattooine and took a photo - didn't you?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

Anywhere but here, frankly....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

Cor!

Fan-bleedin'-tastic!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

Cheers, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

At the risk of exposing myself as a complete ignoramus...

what is the significance of the not-quite-25 million pg at the top?

If I had to guess I would hazard that it was some kind of indication of resolution or something...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

Number of Polygons...

Just in case Discomeats was here ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

So it's for a game then?

*titters*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)

Arf!!!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

I think that ship

is farting!

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Ratsta, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

Yeah, I know - it was late, I was too tired to sort that bit out...

I try harder next time.

/just learning this shit blog

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

fuck, that's a bit good

*new wallpaper for me later methinks...*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

*is honoured*

Thank you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)

why?

I'm only Jeccy :p

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

Well, you're kind enough to say such things,

It's only polite n' stuff.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

fucking hell, Grunty, that's way too awesome!

*click!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

Thanks, Guv!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)

yay & rescept !

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

Most kind, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

wonderful

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

Thanks, Archie!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

Dear gods boy pull your socks up and stop doodling!

This is ace.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

Thanks!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

LEEENNNSSS FLAAAARREEE

Joking, tis ace,

though my director would demand more fill lights on the near side of the ship.

Then he'd change his mind.

Then he'd change it back.

grumblegrumblegrumble

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)

*ahem*

Forgot to switch that off, yes... ooopsy.

And as regards the fill light, I did mess around with that quite a bit, but I wanted a more 'lurky' feel to it.
I like the tower best, in all honesty.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)

It's perfectly reasonable to have lens flare, given the sun direction.

yeah, the tower is very nicely lit.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

I shouldn't do these things so late at night.
I'd pay more attention if I was still more than 50% awake...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

The mountains are quite good...

is there a fractal generation scheme for them or is it just polygons and then a texture render.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

It's a procedural terrain, well 2 actually.

and it generates on the hoof each time you use one. It has some odd way of handling the large numbers of polygons, without causing the world to implode.

Something to do with computers, I think.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

not a bad pic, what software did you use?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)

looks like Vue

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

It is...

indeed.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)

4 and a half hours rendering?

how big was it and are you using a dual core or apple core?

Very nice.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)

Dual Core. Upgrade machine arrives next week! \o/

It was late, and I'd left a few stray settings 'on' that should have been 'off'.

;-) I know for next time...

Edit: Oh, sorry - to answer your question: the scene file (with the textures folded in is about 20MB) rendered out at 1600x1000 as an alpha-ed psd / 72 dpi is roughly 15MB.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)

I like Vue.

Does nice skies.
I got this last week. Been a bit poorly so it remains in the box. I might install it and have a play today.
www.daz3d.com/i.x/software/carrara

Edit:/ if you are getting a second machine and will still be running this one I recommend getting a vue rendercow and you'll be able to render the same scene on the 2 machines ( same with Bryce lightening ) providing they are networked.
You'll save a lot of time, or use the same time but be able to add more elements.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

Yeah, I've played around with Carrara a bit, it is nice and fast,

but it doesn't always 'react' in the way you expect. Have a tinker with it - you'll see what I mean.

Edit: Render-farm was my intention, yes indeed - but thanks for the tip.
Did you ever get Bryce Lightning to actually work? It always claimed to be running, but never seemed to speed the process up in the slightest.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

I never tried it

to be honest.
I found what little Bryce rendering I did always to be pretty quick

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

Excuse me while I pick my jaw up...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)

*helps with jaw*

Sorry about that....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)

Have I bigged you up for your Henry vid yet?

...and cheers for sticking some of mine in there :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

No probs...

I'm just pleased everyong seemed to like it, apart from k3b/-\b, and no one had a go at me for using their pics

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

;-)

Yeah, well, that's k3b/-\b, isn't it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

Why is it always FUCKING WOO! in your posts

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)

Sir, you are very kind to say so.

Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

Err...

..that be ever so much awesome sir. Have a *birthday click*

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Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)

\o/ And a very happy birthday, sir!!!!

*toasts with fine wines, etc*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

Thanks JP!

I can think of no-one finer to share wine with :)

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Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

You must have a fair few 486es

For that little lot. Woo!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

;-)

Just one nearly-melted laptop!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

This

is ridiculously beautiful!

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Joliet, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

Thank you, you're very kind.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

cool. quite stargate-y

also tj. does anyone remember a song that had a video of someone running through, maybe new york. and there was some rap and had something to do milk. would have been from the last 10 years

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connor, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

Thank you, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)

Just going to get some shopping done is he

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)

*LOL*

"S'alright love, I'm just nipping out for 20 Bensons....."

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)

woooo

very nice.

(alloydog, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)

Termikitty is looking for kill

'NING /Board!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

Into the playpen with you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

Miaaaa*bzzzztkrrrr*auwwwwww

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)

How are you, you rampant sexist?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

still waggeling my willy

trying to wake up...and you?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

Thinking about kittens, driving like a blind person and not being very good with money.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

:D are you my uncle bob?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

I WISH.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)

You are good for the roads and the economy. There should be more people out there, like you

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

I'm not, actually

I was being Typical Woman. In real life I don't actually drive. Probably a good thing. My best mates are giving us their car for free though, so the wife's going to start learning soon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)

There are many driving simulators that you could find beneficial like, Mario Kart and Need for Speed... ;)

But seriously, that's nice that someone's giving you a car to use though.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

Yeah, bless them

they're getting one for free, see. An almera, so we're getting their old one, which is one of those Astras from the mid 90s that refuse to die.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

I was wondering what an "almera" was. It's called a Pulsar here

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)

One of them then.

Lucky peeps. It's got cupholders, though, and skinning up trays, so it should be a good road trip car.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)

Cupholders are great. They can hold a couple of beers so you can drink and drive...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

I learned everything there is to learn about driving from GTA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)

I need your clothes, your boots and your ball of string

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

He just hasn't had his Sheba this morning. Poor Puss

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Joliet, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

"hasta la vista, kitten!"

nings FD

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

We mustn't knaw on our kitty, especially this one - its high voltage

Woo

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

Robocat vs Termikitty

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

hahah

ace :D

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

OH NOES!

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

Ha ha ha!

What a fokker!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

topical

much love

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

hahahahahha!

oooohhh, shouldn't laugh really....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

pffft...

proof that you can be funny about horrible news stories without going over board

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

hahahaha!

clickyclickyclicky

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)

hahah win.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

Owzat?!

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Joliet, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

gaaah!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

Yes. Well done. This IS win!

WOO!!!!!!!!!!!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

I may have posted this on gayshift while pissed, wondered what dayshift thought...

*Awaits castigation

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

Does Rik Waller know she raids his wardrobe?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

*castigates*

Quite nice, but no no no bad person!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

CASTIGATE ME NEXT, BARRY!

BARRY!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

*thrashes*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

*provides castigation*

Tis lovely... but not in a new thread please, as it pushes other people's stuff off the board

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

you did post that on the gayshift, it was very nice, but now it is a pearoast in a new thread on tuesday.

this will not be pleasant.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

is it still Tuesday?

I hadn't noticed

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

yep about three hours sixteen minutes of tuesday left here

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

meanwhile I have given up on that horse game.

it was boring.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

Yeah!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

shuddering fuck is that thing real?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

Aye,

it is a King Vulture.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

A 'king vulture?

*runs*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)

It's got it's own built on fez.

(i presume that too is a real bird)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

yes real

but unlike the informative Mr Whoop! I can only go so far as telling you I think it is some kind of crane.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

Ha!

That's you out of the running to replace Sir Attenborough when he shuffles off this mortal coil!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I like his beanie hat :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

ARGH!!!! Kill it hard!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

I rather like the style

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

Yes please k thx by

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

PANCE!

Woo and no you didn't I checked.

EDIT: Ooopsy. yup you did.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

*castrates*

LOL! Oi! No Bollocks!

Yes, I am calling a spayed a spayed! HA HA HA HA HA!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

I thought spayed was specific to females and neutered was the term for males.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

Fuck off dick head!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

HA I KNOW THATS SARCASM!! YOU THINK I'M A CUNT!!

NOW LICK ME!! PANDER TO ME!! CHASE ME!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

alright lovely

sorry about lack of gaz replies, been working like a pussy-whipped suck-ass bitch recently, so not been on b3ta lately or had the nerves to write anything that isn't work-related.

I trust it is hanging well?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

Nice but I'm going to parrot Scaramanga.

It is good though, very good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

oohhh that a lully :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

Apologies everyone

*takes it on the chin X(

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

Filthy bitch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

better than in the eye

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

apparently that moaning cunt kebab thinks this won't be pleasant as it's apparently a pearoast.

fuck it. this is very nice and gives me kind swellings in my pants. woo!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

Filthy bitch.

As well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

you write like it's a new discovery of yours.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

Not in the slightest.

You're worse than I am.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

hah!

chance would be a fine thing. right I'm off. fucking shite. cheerio.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

Don't call me shite, I've told you before.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

Then my job is done!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

I don't understand the fickle nature of b3ta.

one person pearoasts and gets flamed. this pearoast has attracted nice comments and the odd 'tut tut'

kindof like when crab bloke went over the file limit by a couple of meg.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

that marked the end of my nazi days.

I would feel pathetic castigating noobs for pearoasting or file-size limits when rob's internet bumchums can post 3mb gifs. Fuck the faq. I wouldn't touch your cock with it.

also, no offence meant, but you are the moaningest cunt on board.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

I only moan about certain things. At least I'm not a nazi.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

See I moaned about being called moany!

Oh the irony.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)

HERE I COME NOW BEING MOANY MOANY!!

SHOOT EM DOWN TURN AROUND COME ON MOANY!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

It's the All-New Fluffy B3ta

where people politely point out errors rather than flame them to fuck

Or is that just me

the fact it's a good picture helps I think

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

well then I like the all new fluffy b3ta.

at the end of the day it's just the internet.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

it's very nicely done, I do like it, (so much so it does deserve some WOOage)

but as everyone has said, please don't push other's work off teh /board with a new thread 'roast.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

Especially mine

As it took me bloody hours, and I don't generally do bloody hours.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

Delete it and repost it at the top

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

sound advice

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

I may have posted this in the gayshift

and nicked most of the elements from a tutorial but if you are reposting then so am I.
Except I get to do it in your thread and not be shouted at. ( well, not for the same reasons ).

Click for bigger (391 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

I followed a tutorial too!

:)

got bored with it 3/4 of the way through. your thing is quite nice, albeit a bit odd.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)

I followed that one, here's me daughter

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

U FILTAD!!! :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)

oh that popular old chestnut.

filteriffic.
Mine took a spot of effort ( all day yesterday ) and started from this.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47549/1236043526/modelwenonaphotographermarcusjranum.jpg

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)

Oh man pumping mine through all those filtahs was tough work!

regarding the source I'll be back in ten minutes or so.

ed: clarification of english pisspoor.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

I'm still fapping.

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Ratsta, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

That's uncredible!

I like.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

ta a similar image could be yours if you google flaming photoshop tutorial

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)

Woo!

I'm gonna go back to lurking, it's safer :)

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

I like this, it's very ethnic.

Well done.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

damn, that's a bit too good!

'lo Pasa

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

ello ello

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

A nice try!

But not as good as catnippppppp. Must try harder ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)

Advanced Photoshop

Issue 48 or 49?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

It was issue

45. I explained where it was from when I posted it last night.
It's actually very different and just used the main elements and a similar style but I soon strayed as I normally do.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

Just recognised some elements, nott a criticism

tis very good, you've changed it a lot I'd say.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

I had to fill it up with crap

to make it wallpaper-shaped ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

Woo

reminds me of Mirrors Edge

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

forking lovely

*clicks*

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)

Buy the bloody tyre or get out of my Face?

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Q4nobody, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

doctored photos only please :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

Ha ha

it is uncanny!

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Q4nobody, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

*Awards star for culinary excellence*

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

yes, I always wondered

I always wonderedwhy a tyre manufacturer were the best people to decide who was best at cooking . . .

What's next the Kwik-Fit good nosh guide?
*shrugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

yay

for Ghostbusters

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

haha bloody hell that's scary :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

The Michellin Brothers!

Needs more Kemp?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

what doesn't?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

hahahahah! that is just plain creepy!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

hahaha

nice work

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

"...if we take a sample of DNA, we could make a themepark...."

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)

Ha ha ha!

CHASE SAM NEILL WOMAN!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)

MUST GO FASTER WOMAN

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

EAT THE BLOKE ON THE TOILET WOMAN!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

SPRAY YOUR VENOM IN

DON FROM 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN'S FACE WOMAN!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

GET SHOULDER-DEEP IN BRONTOSAURUS POO WOMAN!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

Ha!

You fail at Jurassic Woman! That was Triceratops poo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

Curses!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

You're a nasty old bastard you are.

Hello.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

I AM A JEDI! I AM A JEDI!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS9tn7ahv8

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

hahaha

I have to watch that program.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

Yes, yes you should.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnxz3acXM6w

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

Hahaha loon of the week award right there!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

Hahaha

again. Oh dear.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

Hahaha

oh dear.

*fears*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

POLISH THE AMETHYST, WOMAN!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

hahaha

Woman's World :D

or is that a magazine?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

you're thinking of Woman's Weekly

the magazine that gets you ready for the People's Friend

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

"Post and be damned" Joe Scaramanga said - so here it is - my evening's work:

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

mm grainy gherkin

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

Is this part of something bigger?

I really hope it is...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

Cheers ... but ...

See sig for details.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

Stick 'em where it doesn't rain!

I like this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

Cheers, man.

Took me hours. Because I'm incompetent, but still - the effort was there.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

Very nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

Thank you, madman.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

top stuff

although now I want to smoke. meh, I managed about 15 hours.

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

I am currently at 11 and a hlaf hours. What are you doing for it? Just going cold turkey?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)

my missus's mum went cold turkey after 20 a day for almost her entire life

all her cravings have been channelled into making me fruit cake

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

Aceness :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

4 weeks and 2 days!

Get in there. Nicorette gum ftfw!

Smoking ban is such a help, thinking about how terrible it was going to the pub last time I quit...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

Aye,

I am back on the patches, but the light ones with nicorette gum for when I have a craving. *no longer smelly Fingers crossed*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

putting off gong to the shop

In the hope that at some point today I'll forget all about wanting a cig forever. In the past I have tried books, gum, Paul McKenna, cold turkey & carrots (genuinely). Patches next, and then some kind of aversion therapy I think.

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

Last time I gave up I managed

6 weeks on the patches, with the gum for when I had a craving. Unfortunately, I went to Switzerland after those 6 weeks and you can smoke everywhere there :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

I tried gum

it made me want to smoke more, not less

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

The nicotine gum?

Hmmm! Seems ok to me.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

get a cat to piss on your fags first

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

Don't do it.

Have a polo. Worked for me :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

but I have to go to the shop

where they sell fags to buy polos...I fear I'm not strong enough

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

But they stink when you light them :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

you're doing it wrong.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

Cheers.

I finished it last night, then at about 4am suddenly realised it needed an ashtray.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

Ooh, lovely :D

And almost sunny too!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

Hahaha

One day!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

yay for clues!

is this going to be part of a bigger storyline?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

I've got a raging clue right here...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

I want so much to write a plot.

But sadly I'm completely shit at it. I'm trying.

I'm going to have a quiet word with Joe S and see if he's got anything I can ~~nick~~ consider for inspiration.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

Nicely! *clicks* and adds this...

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Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

Cheers!

And Bells sucks balls (somewhat ironically). Single Malt FTW!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

Mmmm!

Gherkins!

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)

Cheers Msr Le Sushi!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

Thats it

blame me when its all down to the vagaries of time, space and blind, stinking luck

tis woo

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

Come on, matey - what are friends for if not to blame for vague and uncontrollable

Random events?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

this deserves more woo.

but what will follow it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

Cheers man.

In the words of Dr Venkman, "I don't know. I don't know."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)

*shakes head*

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Joliet, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)

bahahahaha

oh god no.

Bad Fanjita.

clicks

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)

Oh fucking hell

it took me a while to get that. Woo, fresh, heron flight and all of those sorts of things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

w00t

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

*applauds* :)

chuffin' ace

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

*drops spanging pan and whips out the spanging wok*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

pffft....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

You know I'm going to have to hurt you, don't you?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

go on then big boy

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

Ass-ume the position

I was in Singapore airport once. It was nice.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)

Hello mate

In what part of the world are you today?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

Singapore!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

Oooh fancy

hope you are enjoying it

I shall have a listen to the Tom Waits song of the same name.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

Oooofff!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

ooof :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

no no no no no lol

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

6 Today!!

Edit: Thanks all you lully people!

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Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)

Candlegratulations, sir.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)

happy b3taday!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)

hehehe nice nappy ninj

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)

happy b3ta day sir.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)

happappapappapaapy b3taday!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)

Woo

Have a good one little buddy!

(webmeister is ready for the pub, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)

Congrats!

and SPOTTY PANCE!!!

EDIT - have this as a present - Contains horses, but not the ones you're thinking of

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)

Smashing!!

Thanks Baz :D

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Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)

I think some mass b3ta trolling might be in order...

EDIT sorry horse people. At the time of posting this I was unaware that k3b/-\b was on the /board.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)

seconded

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)

As a Parent - this is a bad idea

NO.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)

I just came to the same conclusion

the rules are a bit scary

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

I think having seen their rules they might take a dim view of that...

ban first, ask questions later.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)

I'm there.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)

Oh God no what have I unleashed.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)

I haven't got a horse yet :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

fucking hell try and rego an accnt

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)

Blimey - not many rules...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)

Says nothing about not grooming though.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)

Tells you how to do it in the new players guide.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

Good

I need a few tips.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

Haha holy fuck ...

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)

*is VERY weirded out*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)

unless you can cook 'em and eat 'em, i'm not joining.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)

many happy returns

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)

Happy candles Ninj!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)

happy b3taday chap!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)

And you don't look a day over five!

EDIT: I worry how my mind works but I wonder if there's been any gay sumos who gave tit wanks.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)

Well I've always wonder if any of them can do the torpedo move like E honda.

or any of the back flips.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

Hundred hand slap ftw

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

haha, yeah...

I rememeber myself and mates, back in the day, would have mini tournaments on SFII Champ edition (whoever wins stays on).

I was eventually banned from using EHonda as no one could get me off for using that move non stop :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)

Is that a bike?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)

I don't think you would want to ride him, TBH....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)

Is he a tit wanking sumo?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)

arn't they all?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

Maybe that's why sumo is not in the Olympics

but strangely wanking is.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

A quick google search says no...

But my cock says YES YES YES!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

You have a talking cock?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)

The amazing part is

it's fluent in french, japanese, and pigeon-german.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)

I think mine has Downs' or something - he tends to get over excited, and dribbles a lot.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)

My has tourettes as it spits a lit.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)

Happy b3taday Ninj :D

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)

Happy Day of the Flaming Wax and Wick!

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)

yeah! happy candeleer!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON

BUT I LOVE IT.

SHOUTY BIG LETTERS.

In other news, I have failed to sleep and am now having chicken fajitas and a joint. Huzzah for being unemployed!

Also, HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY.

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)

I spent all of last week stoned out of my little noggin playing Skate.

Well, when I wasn't playing with my friend's kitten (not a euphemism).

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)

I want a kitten. I'd only get it mashed though...

Skate frustrated the fuck out of me... many controller-meets-wardrobe-door moments.

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)

I'm not bad at it.

Unless I have to play S.K.A.T.E. Then I'm shit and my best mate has to do it for me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)

All of my attention last week, when not smoking a j, was directed towards

Left4Dead. Zombie killing goodness! None of this poncey skating shit, i'm training for the 'pocolypse!

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)

It's one of my first forays into gunless gaming.

All I want, really, is Resi 1 on a projector.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

Fuck yes.

Set this up and invite me round to wherever you are. I'll bring the drugs and wine!

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

Hurrah!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

Hippy Bird-Day!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)

happy candleday

you can take him!!!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)

Hahaha

Tha's fantastic!

Happy b3taday!

(

Joliet, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)

harpy b3taday el Ninjo

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)

Congrats and that.

Ooh, I clicked your candle-facts and it mentions the queen opening the barbican.
I read the plaque there this very Sunday. Spooooooky.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

Ha!

Happy B3taday you ugly bastard :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

Charmin'!

;-)

(

Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)

Congrats on managing to stay enlisted on a website for a number of years!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

Congratumalations!

(

elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

have an early shit pun

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)

oh dear :S

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)

*googles*

Oh!

ning matey

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)

nings coasty

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)

this

with added groaning.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)

^^and me too

spang....

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)

'ning!

Have you been to that Ethiopian place near Fisbury Park tube?
Iss ace.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)

I havent

I try to avoid Finsbury Park if I can.
It's that your manor then?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)

Oh god no - I live near Victoria Park in Homerton.

No, the place was a reccommendation, and a good one at that.
Not too far from the tube so time spent in the street was minimal!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)

*SPANG*

I'm disappointed I was expecting a pun about any early shit.
Also a rather specialised terrorist attack.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)

Over there

cricket is like football is here

Personally, I think it's fucking shocking.
ANd makes fools of all those people who criticised our lot for buggering off after the Mumbai attacks last year

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)

And you can read all that into cricket?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)

^this

Awful. Weren't England branded hypocrites for continuing the India tour, when they refused to play Pakistan?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)

It's possible

But whenever I read about cricket I get in the third word of the first sentance and fall asleep so I don't know.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

I know cricket's shit

but that's taking it a bit far

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)

could be worse.. they could have attacked Kabaddi players...

on a serious note, attacking them like that is utterly evil. I hope they catch the shooters and disembowl them.

fuckers.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)

not really

its a high-profile target and undermines the Pakistan cricket team, a source for much national unity and pride.

It'd be like an Islamic terrorist cell attacking the opponents of the England football team - resulting in no other country wanting to play us in international football. Not to mention the publicity.

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)

Shhhh!

You'll give them ideas :(

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)

Here's an idea for Al Qaeda:

Sponsor Man Utd. Now that's what I call publicity

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

anyone

who's ever read one of my posts knows I'm not worth listening to, I imagine if there are terrorists reading b3ta they aren't using my ramblings as a blueprint for global anarchy.

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)

good point.

It's possible the b3ta embassy would've had a bombing or two by now.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)

I am aware of all this.

but ther's just been a terrorist attack on a cricket team. No matter how you rationalise it, it's weird!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)

no less weird

than declaring a war on a conecpt (terror, drugs etc)

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

terror and drugs are concepts?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

well they're not countries

or regimes or military juntas or alien invasion parties

they are 'things' that have neither the power to defend themselves nor are capable of independent thought. Declaring war on specific terrorists makes sense, but to declare war on an emotion doesn't.

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

Muggings are up again...

'ning all

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)

A nice cupping is much moe preferable

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)

hahaha

muggins

EDIT: One girl two cups.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:37, archived)

ohhhh, 1 cup for each product :)

and that umbrella makes for a great makeshift stirry spoon.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)

I think you're just seeing the glass half empty

I see some nice mugs handing a lady her bag and umbrella whilst offering to chop her vegetables for her.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)

it's the whole "Were the Empire actually evil, or was it the rebels?" argument all over again

except it's about mugs this time.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)

These are questions that need answers dammit!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)

hehehehhehe!

nings ya all!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)

OH dear steve's come over all American. Someone get the spray!

'ningles.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)

nings you silly american speaking person

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)

lol

defend ur purse, woman

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)

I'm so confused!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)

One time is good, where people are freindly

and have a joke and get along.

The other is tedious and people enjoy tedium.

edit: I stuffed up the first time.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)

I don't understand half of that.

Edit: now I do.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)

Yes I can see! Erm. woo?

'ningles all.

How bizarre. I don't usually do QotW but I did this week. Then a best mate from when I lived in Australia and had lost contact with read it, recognised the story as I'd told it to them it and gazzed me.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)

B3ta is the new Facebook

*pokes random people to a new level of annoyance*

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)

*feels poked*

I had actually tried to track them down a couple of time too.
All I had to go on was the area she lived in, her first name and that she made jewlry. Techinally shat should be enough but her name is the name of a jewelry stone so ther was no hope.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)

Here name was "Silversmithing Amethyst Carbon"?

I thought she would've only shown up the once in the yellow pages... :p

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)

Jade.

But when I knew her she was trying to get into jewelry making professionally. So I had no guarantee she was doing it.
So I was quite surprised when I got a gaz saying:
Are you Ian
and did you used to drink in my pub in Sydney?

Of all the documents on the internet what are the chances that not only did mine get read by her but she recognised the story as mine annd got in contact.

*sobs*

God that means I know a QotWer!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)

: 0

(Fly Projector, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:42, archived)

Must have been my day off.

www.b3ta.com/board/9230975

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:44, archived)

probably didn't merit a new thread! sorry!

(Fly Projector, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:46, archived)

Meh, dayshitters won't be here for 45 min.

Then they'll 'ning all our work off in under 15min, as usual.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:49, archived)

oh they're probably all fired up with self importance as it's tuesday.

another day of defending their sacred bunker with jaffa cakes.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:51, archived)

along with whatever they're going to have for lunch

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:53, archived)

Have chips with that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:54, archived)

Where do I fit into your gayshift/dayshift dynamic, hmm?

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:56, archived)

Hmmm...

This is what's known as the twilight zone. It's a tough question

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:56, archived)

ooh!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)

A DARING HEROIC REBEL LIKE COCKWEASLE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:56, archived)

^this

and a penguin going "HA HA!!!"

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:57, archived)

SNARN

ttssatsr and watl are in that category as well

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:58, archived)

WATL is teh ace.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:02, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:03, archived)

For the life of me I don't know why

but I really like this LOTS

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)

Kewl.

I don't approve of having to get up at 4 o'clock in the fucking morning,
listening to the Shipping Forecast and Farming Today, but this is okay.

I don't actually have to listen to those things.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:58, archived)

VARIABLE THREE OR FOUR BECOMING FAIR

why are you up at sparrow fart?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:00, archived)

Leave at 6, start at 7

Can't stay in bed after 4 when coffee and bath beckons. Plus I need time to catch up on my internets.

Nice time to catch the view though, if it's a nice morning.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:02, archived)

poor working type person

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:05, archived)

PLEASE KILL ME

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:05, archived)

BLD...

don't get too close, man. They'll suck you into their Sheen vortex.

Come over the dayshift NOW!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:24, archived)

Hehehehe, too late! You can't win!

too late! You can't win!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:30, archived)

Says the chap with henry the most tedious bandwagon in his sig.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)

Thats a link to the vid I made

thank you very much

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)

I think it's ace.

I wish I'd kept the couple of pics I did.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:37, archived)

VIMOD VIMOD RIDING HIS ZAMBONI

B& A WANKER IN A HAT
AND CALLED IT ALU GHOBI!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)

I don't think they even write stories when they do.

Not even with cheap plastic Pokémon or nothing.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:57, archived)

oh no they just change the text on a picture of dave the hat.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:57, archived)

Not the same.

Tho, some of those have been funny.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:00, archived)

Hahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:55, archived)

Yes this is always the way.

They just don't appreciate our shift (and all the crap that we post) - and thus have unduly dubbed it "The Gay Shift". We can't help it if we are in another time zone... lol

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:51, archived)

Oh yes we can, it's all our fault we're convicts or escaped frenchies.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:55, archived)

Yep, convicts, escaped frenchies along with Kiwis and bogans...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:56, archived)

Well whatever they think it doesn't keep me from making the work!

(Fly Projector, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:57, archived)

That's the spirit! Dont' give up!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:00, archived)

*puffs pipe*

Jolly fine spirit these sortof frog like people.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:01, archived)

Well in that case have a repoast!

(Fly Projector, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:52, archived)

MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:53, archived)

This is me on Saturday night! :P

(Fly Projector, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:54, archived)

who started the narwallagon?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:45, archived)

WATL

www.b3ta.com/board/9230451

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:46, archived)

It's funny but very limited in range!

(Fly Projector, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:47, archived)

DON'T QUESTION THE BAND WAGON. DISSENTERS WILL BE B&!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:48, archived)

: (

(Fly Projector, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:49, archived)

OMG A VIMOD NARWALL CROSS OVER

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:50, archived)

NARWHAL AND VIMOD ARE NATURAL ENEMIES.

VIMOD KEEPS ZAMBONI'ING OVER THEIR AIR HOLES IN THE ICE.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:52, archived)

NARWHALS HAVE BEEN B& FROM USING CS4

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:58, archived)

VIMOD has learnt to swim

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:52, archived)

BUT HIS ALU GHOBI WILL GET DAMP

AND VIMOD WOULD SURELY NOT SWIM, HE WOULD SIMPLY ZAMBONI HIS PATH ACROSS THE OCEAN

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:53, archived)

THIS IS WHY HE IS A FIRM BELIEVER IN GLOBAL COOLING.

HE WANTS TO BE THE FIRST PERSON TO CROSS THE ATLANTIC IN A ZAMBONI

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:55, archived)

TOP GEAR: VIMOD ZAMBONI SPECIAL.

*jessica*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:55, archived)

HAHAHA. Clarkson vs Vimod

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:57, archived)

HAMMOND CRASHING THE ZAMBONI

JAMES MAY BEING B&

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:59, archived)

This looks real to me

Woo

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:47, archived)

No shark! Not real!

I knew narwhals were just a Japanese cover-up,
it's just a whale with a harpoon stuck in it.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:47, archived)

The defendants are charged with knowingly and purposely allowing pirated content to be distributed...

(Virulent, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:22, archived)

hahah

nice one

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:24, archived)

(Fly Projector, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:24, archived)

for one glorious moment there I thought that was George and Jerry.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:28, archived)

mindpiss!

if i squint it still looks like them!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:29, archived)

I have saved a copy, I'll see what I can do

NOT NOW THOUGH, SOME OTHER TIME

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:34, archived)

Yes I did too

I need to create more george anims

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:33, archived)

hehhhehheh

YES

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:28, archived)

Press ESCape!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:33, archived)

Repeated violations no less.

Repeated violations no less.
Repeated violations no less.
Repeated violations no less.
...

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:34, archived)

Go on Henry - Send Him Down!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:08, archived)

i just found osama bin laden

i did it!!!!

(

d d, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:26, archived)

i am so proud of you!

good going buddy

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:29, archived)

A Divva Narwhal

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:09, archived)

FUCKING SHITTY PINOCCHIO BUMBLEBEES.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:11, archived)

How silly :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:14, archived)

At least you get it!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)

Bah.. Humbug

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:20, archived)

I'm so glad Narwhals are not the challenge!

(Fly Projector, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:25, archived)

awww

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:49, archived)

:-D

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:21, archived)

Narwhal Beattie

Woo

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:09, archived)

(

connor, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:12, archived)

I shall make hime a nest and call him Gerald!

(Fly Projector, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:50, archived)

Quick and dirty, should have made eyesockets, but meh.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:33, archived)

That penguin is funny!

(Fly Projector, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:58, archived)

Fucking narwhals fuck yeah!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:11, archived)

FUCK YEAH.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)

Emo Night at the Comedy Club...

...not what the punters were expecting.

Emo Philips (born Phil Soltanec, February 7, 1956) is an American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove. Much of his standup comedy stems from the use of paraprosdokians and garden path sentences spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice and a confused, childlike delivery of his material to produce the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the 'wisdom of children' or the idiot savant.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:15, archived)

pffft

NOW I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU GUYS
ABOUT
SCUBA DIVING.

SO

THAT'LL SAVE SOME TIME.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:16, archived)

YOU SHUT IT.

I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:25, archived)

(Marcus De Sade III, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:28, archived)

He has

a finger for an ear.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:33, archived)

that

is
zamboni
zamboni2
zamboni3

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:34, archived)

ONE DOES NOT FUCK WITH THE ZAMBONI

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:45, archived)

PEOPLE NEED TO REALISE THAT THE ZAMBONI IS NOT JUST A MACHINE, BUT THAT IT IS A WAY OF LIFE!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:52, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOOAAHHH DOGGIE.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU7Z_NV9v14

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:53, archived)

THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS: ZAMBONI DRIFT

yes!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:55, archived)

I wanna see zamboni races

with guns

and hotdogs

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:01, archived)

Well I can get you hotdogs

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:07, archived)

hahahah

anchorman is a alien!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:15, archived)

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:27, archived)

I LOVE YOU LITTLE AL ROKER

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:34, archived)

dial one nine hundred four jay ay en eye en ee.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9-MVeb5SGk

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:51, archived)

look at the picture of him on his wikipedia page.

WHAT A BADASS.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:24, archived)

DON'T FUCK WITH THE ROKER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:45, archived)

GOD DAYUM.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:46, archived)

I got very stoned

and rode on a Zamboni one night.

/fact!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:25, archived)

KEEP LIVING THE DREAM, MAN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 6:57, archived)

Just a second though soldier.

How many trains?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:02, archived)

There are so many trains, I think I need training

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:07, archived)

2 videos for the price of one!

It's Lots and Lots of Trains 2 DVD SET Plus FREE Bonus Audio CD!- AS SEEN ON TV! Buy it Here - NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES! - get big trains,little trains,toy trains,fast trains, steam,diesel and freight trains, even trains that blow through snow!

let's train over the cliff and to certain death!

edit: also lol

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:18, archived)

the only way this could be better is if they had managed to seriously injure themselves

www.youtube.com/watch?v=74ozeSwtvtk

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:28, archived)

ah yes...

the fires went a little out of control there

:D

also

lol

tho it went arse the same way I saw a real one go bang, which wasn't as funny

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:32, archived)

Dude they're bad!

Haha.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:32, archived)

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:43, archived)

Unfortunately, Shirley Maclaine is still alive

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:53, archived)

I just flew here from california and boy are my arms slashed up

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:17, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:18, archived)

Ha!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:21, archived)

spits beer on screen

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sof sof, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:28, archived)

Arf!

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:33, archived)

hahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:47, archived)

"so anyway, try the steak"

"it's dead, lifeless"
"empty cold dead steak, HEWN with HATRED from a soulless dead COW"
"it's EMPTY EYES vacantly STARE FROM HELL without pain"
"as it is dead."

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:18, archived)

If only people knew

how funny I am

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:19, archived)

*throws razor blades at the stage*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:19, archived)

hmm, this gives me the idea for a fairground shooting game

emos on conveyors

and gattling razor guns

it's 100% win

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:20, archived)

Dibs on the black pudding concession stand!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:23, archived)

yay! the orphans will be fed!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:24, archived)

to hungry crocodiles!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:35, archived)

AS LONG AS THEY HAVE TREE FIDDY.

$4.99 with fries.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:37, archived)

A really dehumanizing and depressing thing happened on the way here...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:19, archived)

.. a tramp gave me 50 dollars, and a bagel

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:20, archived)

Is it Emo Phillips

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:22, archived)

So I walked into the bar

And the bar man goes "GET OUT YOU TWAT!"

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:24, archived)

hehehe

:)
*clicks*

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sof sof, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:26, archived)

Oh hello

I just noticed you there! Good to see you around.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:39, archived)

What's the deal with sushi bars?

They're an endless cycle of revulsion and regret, like my life.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:36, archived)

Hahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:38, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:49, archived)

"men kill themselves like this...

...and women kill themselves like this."

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:40, archived)

Well, my brother says Hello.

So, hooray for speech therapy.

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:46, archived)

and if you tolerate this then your children will be next

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:48, archived)

I won't let this happen to my children

www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/iwill.php

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:56, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm7ddqkgzFw

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:09, archived)

I'm so happy, aha! Happy go lucky, me.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:13, archived)

well, that's not going to fucking fly is it

crazy walrus bastard!

stick to fish!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)

THINGS THAT BOTHER YOU, NEVER BOTHER ME!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:15, archived)

THAT'S BECAUSE I'm CONFUSED

Would you like a nice zamboni ride?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:16, archived)

I FEEL HAPPY AND FINE, AHA!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:17, archived)

AHA!

TIME FOR MACHINERY!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:19, archived)

Harsh, meats.

You've pissed on the boy's parade there.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:16, archived)

eau de parade piss

c'est un fragrance de homme

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:17, archived)

et les morses

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:19, archived)

moses's morose morse making horse

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:21, archived)

Birds eat fish

COINCIDENCE?

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:16, archived)

OR CONSPIRACY?!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:19, archived)

The walrus has an echolocator

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:15, archived)

Well you should be! It's a nice hat!

*makes wip-wip noises*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:16, archived)

happy is!

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sof sof, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:26, archived)

Happy joy luck fun!

Happy now.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 5:06, archived)

He has just completed his MCSE

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:57, archived)

What the hell was this film about?

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:56, archived)

bad times are just around the corner.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:57, archived)

Did the little red thing

represent the bad times?

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:06, archived)

The monkey represents sharing.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:07, archived)

Venice represents water-located cities in general.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:08, archived)

The gondoleir has an echolocator

EVERY AGATHA CHRISTIE MYSTERY IS SOLVED

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:11, archived)

venice?

does it smell of poo?

yes?

why?

because of the poo!

is that all?

No.

What else?

You are smelling the poo!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:12, archived)

Like too many movies made in that era...

Donald Sutherland's face sold tickets.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:02, archived)

If that was literally true

it would be funny.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:08, archived)

sadly, it was litterally true

it travelled from cinema to cinema

using a pair of tank tracks salvaged from a world war 2 tank.

sometimes it would malfunction and spurt tickets out uncontrollably resulting in multiple fatalities, with no injuries.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:09, archived)

I know exactly what expression was on the face when that happened.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:10, archived)

content8.flixster.com/photo/10/58/75/10587538_tml.jpg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:11, archived)

a kind of bemusement, one would expect when a poo isn't quite ready to be squeezed out and due to intenal pressures is sucked back into the tract for later deposition

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:11, archived)

"HI, I'M DONALD SUTHERLAND"

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:12, archived)

"AND I'M RIDING THIS ZAMBONI FOR JUSTICE, AND NO OTHER REASON"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)

It is important to remember that in this parable, the fish does not symbolise Christ.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)

fish farms fuck fish

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)

Pretty close to 100% fact, IMO. The man can't act worth shit.

Way too many 70/80's movies hung everything on his name and face.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:10, archived)

protagonist is pulled from his comfort zone and must push forwards to achieve happiness/love/glory

What movie are we talking about again?

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)

POKEMANS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:12, archived)

NO WAIT - SPICE WORLD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:17, archived)

"It isn't so much a movie as it is a magical moment in time captured."

www.imdb.com/title/tt0077788/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:32, archived)

ahhhahah

www.imdb.com/title/tt0077788/board/nest/74707503

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:45, archived)

HAHAHAHA!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:49, archived)

John Lennon "Bigger than Jesus!"

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:44, archived)

yes yes

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:47, archived)

my favourite version of that song

is by Jim Thirlwell on the live album Boil.

unfortunately the sound mix is pretty shit but boy does he do it with BALLS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:58, archived)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:50, archived)

She loves me

She loves me not

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:22, archived)

TEEFS IN SUITS. YAY!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:24, archived)

GIVE IT UP, WALRUS. SHE'S RUNNING WITH EVERYONE IN THE HERD!

WALRUS. SHE'S RUNNING WITH EVERYONE IN THE HERD!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:25, archived)

BUCKET OF BUTCHER'S KNIVES?

unfortunately there isn't a clip of the song in youtube but for those who don't recall From Her To Eternity:
www.mp3lyrics.org/n/nick-cave/wings-off-flies/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:46, archived)

Life's small mercies.

Twaddle and nonsense that is.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)

cliched I know, but I liked him better off his tits

everything since Henry's Dream has been soft as shite

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)

i never really got past the birthday party personally

Well, ah tied on...percht on mah bed ah was...
Sticken a needle in mah arm...
Ah tied off! fucken wings burst out mah back
etc

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)

yes

the Pleaseure Heads Must Burn DVD is the shit.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:19, archived)

It's a bad sign when an artist rambles more off than on drugs.

Not a fan of his work at any point, so I may be biased.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:08, archived)

AHHH!

Thats Nick Cave again!!

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:26, archived)

yes, you inspired me.

I saw your pic of Nick with his lounge rapist moustache and I KNEW JUST WHAT I HAD TO DO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)

i drawed a warlus too but i can't drawe.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:26, archived)

lol

Well done

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:28, archived)

(Marcus De Sade III, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:34, archived)

SHUT UP BRAIN, OR I'LL STAB YOU WITH A Q-TIP

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:38, archived)

I HAVE A GRIEVANCE:

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)

A GRIEVANCE HAS BEEN RESOLVED

BY THE POWER OF VIMOD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:40, archived)

I think it might be time for Whitney Houston to start posting again.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:51, archived)

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HELEN HUNT?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:56, archived)

I locked her in my basement and told her I wouldn't let her out until she stopped screaming

8 months and counting

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:58, archived)

that's hot.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)

haha

superb

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:01, archived)

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