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Hello boys!

(radja, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

Gawks!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

Hahahaha

Needs more Interflora - "Say it with hammers"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

Biff it with spanners?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)

Yiff it with spammers?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)

Crash into with hummers?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)

Would*

*Wouldn't

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

eep

*hides*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

like a turd in a condom

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

Not for me thanks, I've just had one

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)

I'm never gonna get rid of these

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)

freeze them until the summer barbecue season starts

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)

fantastic tip!

you should send that in to Bella

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)

incase you missed it

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)

There's something chillingly realistic about that image...

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)

I think he may need a dress like

THIS

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)

Man up, wetpants.

Today I am bored to tears with my essay. How are you spending the day?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

hahaha

he's saying "mimimiimiimimimmimi"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)

Inspiration!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

The fucking egoist!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)

in other news

I just wanted to post this

she is saying "and borrow bus"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)

how strange

I just saw this on another forum.

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

A WHAT?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

an inferior thing

lacking hummus

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

response so far has been a little strange

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

did the poster make you a shirt?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

um.. no.

will you?

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

PUT A DONK ON IT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

my hands are occupied

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

this

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

Is that from Jenk's 'happy' page?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

funnyanimatedgifs.net/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

Ahhh, I think it's also here

jenk.co.uk/happy.html - NSFW

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)

oh my!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)

bye everyone

see you tomorrow

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)

And we're all glad you did.

What's the source for that anyway? You know, just out of idle curiosity.

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hikari, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)

up there

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)

Well there goes any chance of me doing any productive work for the rest of the day.

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hikari, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)

I thought she was asying

Blood in my piss.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)

So what did you write?

Having a wank and animate the turd from Dawesome spleen?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

This makes more sense than my essay.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

He is Jack from Lost in disguise *cries AGAIN*

aicmfp

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

I haven't slept properly for two nights in a row, and I have lots to do today.

Also, I feel sick.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

Have a nice cup of tea and a sit down

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

Hahaha, lovely.

Working/b3taing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

Tiptop. Stiff upper lip and all that.

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

Oi Ghosty

You're in the Earl's Court area, aren't you?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

Hahaha

The Cromwell Crown. I know it, they charge a fortune for something that shite.

I've never seen the rooms but you can tell the reception area, although run down, was quite something many years ago.

The Sun do neglect to mention that tripadvisor is a piddly little site.

They don't even have their own booking system.

EDIT: Good on trip advisor for doing the list but it still doesn't stop them from being listed.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)

yeah

this makes me happy

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

Hehehe

I'm wurfing at the moment.

Yes, working and surfing.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)

Hahaha

Wurfing USA

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

I just invented that word

SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A BISCUIT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

*takes the biscuit*

*gives jaffa cake*

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

I am most of the way through a pack

of maryland cookies, so if you have one I won't feel so bad

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

WURFING DESERVES SO MUCH MORE THAN BISCUIT.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

It's pretty good

you should badge that!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

I'm worfing at the moment, pahtk.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

Teen Worf?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

24 year old girly worf.

So, Belana, then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

hahahhahahaha!

I still don't understand why that program was so popular

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

Got no work, so I guess I'll be listening to some music and tidying/cleaning.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

Why not do the shake 'n' vac

I am reliably informed that it puts the freshness back.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

Freshness is something I do strive for. I may endeavour to both shake

and vac.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

Being bored to the tits at work

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

oooeeerr

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

haha!

Plus he looks like a conehead

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)

Sorry about shoddy fontmatching, i couldn't find a decent font anywhere, so used Apocalypse Now.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

Oh Saul!

Put some clothes on you dirty bitch!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

OMFG ..this is horrific :D haha.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

Ace! Re fonts:

b3ta.com/board/9231477

Hope this helps

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)

nothing will ever seem right again

there is no mind-bleach powerful enough for this :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)

Dammit

I would!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

/joins queue

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

Oooh I never suspected him to have such sexay legs!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

The light that burns twice as bright

Poor old Jade. I was in two minds about posting this, as it is in rather bad taste.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

but it is very very good :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

Pfft!

It sure be wont lost :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

uh oh

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

gonna to get caught

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)

Ah shit sorry, that's a decent picture, unlike mine.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

Epic!

Worth posting, but I know what you mean :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

I'm Dutch so I didn't see the whole BB Britain stuff...

but was she really that bad?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

She was just incredibly thick

and of course being the sensitive nation we are, everyone ripped it into her

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)

lollage

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

Yeah this ^

She made loads of thick comments in regular BB, then made one in celebrity version and everyone kicked off, kindof expected really.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)

YES

she got famous for being stupid, basically. I'm sorry she's dying and all that but I want to pay her and all the fucking stupid cunts who bought her assorted products as little attention as possible

*end rant*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)

Well its not one of those CANCER LOL ones so we'll let you off

I do feel for her though. She must be SO happy that her husband is such a fine example of a man and a shining beacon of hope for her kids.

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

He's not the dad though, is he?

I think they'll be better off with their dad. I hope to god she's made a decent will, though.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

I expect...

.. that Max Clifford sorted her will out for her.

(brainburger, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)

good and sad at the same time

worth posting I think.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)

I'll feel sadder for the people who will die similarly horrible deaths

but without the private healthcare and making tens of thousands of pounds for their family by milking their own demise for all it's worth. And if the money wasn't probably then all going to be pissed away by a yob of a husband.

Yep, I feel sorry for Jade, but a lot worse for the other people in the same position.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

If there wasn't an audience for it she couldn't do it.

Don't blame her for getting all she can out of her sad predicament.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

Sir Bobby Robson, as an example

who is similarly close to death and a shining example of dignity

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

Hahaha

I always find it amusing that if she was black and said what she said on BB about white people, no one would have battered an eyelid.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

I myself have never once

battered an eyelid. I once battered a mars bar though ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)

ah but in the end

is it not US - the audience that is the subject of the joke

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

hahaha im sure she'd lurv it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

what about the next bit!!

"deckar, it's too bad she never really liiiived. But then again, whoooo does!"

i fuckin love that bit me.

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null and void, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)

agreed

(drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)

I never noticed

the blatant suggestions all through the film that he's a replicant until it was pointed out to me.

And I've only seen it about 20 times.

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)

Watched it the other day

Got the 5-disc set on Hud-Doovdé. Nice!

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eXOBeX, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

but it is good

and I don't think it's especially derogatory either.

Just the fax, innit.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)

i know i shouldn't laugh but

HAHAHAHAHAHA

kebab.

(drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)

FP THIS NOW

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WormuIus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)

Hahahahaa

Just excellent :D

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)

it does win the internet though

(SquidHead, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)

Could be worse

Could have been Maddie Runner

(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)

GENIUS

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)

Fan-bulbhead-tastic!!!

Love this image, and no its not in bad taste!! have a click from me!

(Vox00, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)

Her life will soon be like.. tears in the rain.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

~~rain~~ Sun

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vladimir, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

ha!

fucking genius

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mutated monty, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

is that Col Kurtz?

brilliant

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boff FL OZ, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

Disgusting

worst possible taste.
Associating such a cinematic masterpiece with those two creatures:
I feel dirty.

(ahurst, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)

Utter filth...

You have corrupted my favorite film you blaggard. But you made me laugh too. The only other thing that upsets me is your remorse at posting it.....there is no remorse here, its b3ta ffs! The only thing you should feel bad about is that you didn't post it the day she dies, it adds to the comic timing.

(chalky_bumface Looks to me like it's Rape O'Clock!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

I started having a fight

with my internal dialogue, "what about the impending death of a terminally ill person....although the humour" then i thought fuck it....yo home to Bel Air!

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)

I find your lack of CDC disturbing

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

Woah...

Old joke, revisited

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

HAHAHAHA

jesus on a stick

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

You want hundreds and thousands on that?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

yes please

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

100

100
100
1000
1000
1000
100
1000
100
etc.

sorry - that was excessively childish.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

*readies the frying pan*

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sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

hehehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

The woo is strong in this one

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

I find your lack of cape disturbing

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

thank you for starting a new thread

so I didn't have to
with this

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

yess!

haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

hee hee!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

Cooking doesn't get scarier than THIS!

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Q4nobody, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

oh dear God

*pokes eyes out*

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

archhhh

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

*adblocked to preserve sanity*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

this

too little too late I fear...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

They're looking rather peckish

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

hahahahahaaa :D

i think i just exploded with SEXY!

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

haha

thats SERIOUS cooking

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

Aaaarrgghh!!

There is no mind-bleach strong enough!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

LOL

gawd help us:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

hahaha

superb

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

hahahha! YAY for the return of SA!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

Good to have this back.

Do we get to see the results of the hose and shower nozzle research?

Purely for scientific purposes. Naturally. Yes.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

yay

for icky dirty squirrels

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

I am also now Icky & Dirty...

Woo and welcome back!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

love it

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

"good news, Angels... you're going undercover in a woman's prison"

(waits for hosing scene)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

\o/

I'd back-read the last few specially in anticipation.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

Horray !

JJ is back !

shower nozzle ? I guess pip's "wet shirt sense" is gonna tingle

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

I love this.

But it must be awful trapped in that bin...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

Superb

Either Pips developed a new fetish or he's up for some "waterboarding".

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)

this is brilliant

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)

Jazz-hands Jesus

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

*bookmarks for later*

can I bluetooth this to my phone please?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

yes you may

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

what he said

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

Eccellente.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

Did someone say "Eggs-ellent"?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

Jesus is all about teh boobies

top work, you'll get into heaven

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

water to wine?

TAH DAH!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

I do like the portrayal of Christ in Dogma.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

I want a buddy christ for my car.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

Funnily enough

I want a buddy car for my Christ.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

I like Dogma full stop

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

^this

top film!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

\o/

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)

best type of Jesus

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

Amen, brother

Just glad it's pre-crucifixion, otherwise he'd be spraying blood everywhere doing that.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

HAAAAALlelujah brothers and sisters

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)

Bring on the bandwagon!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

Too brown, man

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

Gordon?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

Something about Hale and finding his lack of Pace disturbing

See also:

Dead rape victim, lack of mace
Michael Winner, lack of waist
Shit poker player, lack of ace
Someone coming down, lack of base

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

Pop listener - Ace of Base

Someone of easy pleasure - lack of chaste
Tourist - lack of case

*dies*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

chip shop - lack of plaice

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

Slow car - lack of pace

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

Michael Jackson - lack of race

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

pffft!

I mean... Haberdashery shop: rack of lace

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)

oh heck

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

do we have to have a bandwagon?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

Meh

nobody waggs me

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

Yes, enough of these bandwagons

especially Star Wars bandwagons.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

and then this

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

officelol

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

haha

BRING ON THE ~~WALL~~ BANDWAGON

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)

Hahahahahaha

By FAR the best yet.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)

Hahahaha

Yes ^ this

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)

lunchteim 3D fluff

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

Double furry cock ring?

EDIT: Is this fictitious? If it is then have this WOO, this YAY, and this large HOUPLAH!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

bottom of the feets

if you couldn't tell that, i'm gonna need to do something about that

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

No.

But then, I am a bit fick. It's all of teh woo.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

ooh lovely stuffs

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

too much coffee

woo sir!

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

FUFF

yes. This is lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

Is it Ronnie Corbett?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

yes

even if it was no, it is now yes

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

hooray!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

oooooo so fluffy

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

very nice!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

halt

Click for bigger (96 kb)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

aww

he was a big softy really
history is written by the winners

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

Silly Twig!

Historians is dusty old mens, not winners!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

even Bonekickers?

haha i made myself laugh, history=bonekickers? pfft

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

HALT! RIESIGE ENTEN KREUZUNG!

QUACK HEIL

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

Hahahaha

I wish to see this film.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

i find your face pretty disturbing, laquered or not

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

Yikes!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

These double-eyes thingies always make my eyes hurt

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)

you've seen more?

i thought it was pretty unique/horribly misguided mistake never to be repeated

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

Hahaha

Woo!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

Woo

BUT

o e

Exorcise is to, er ... successfully perform an exorcism.

*hates self*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

I can spell, i did do that at first, but i thought this looked better.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

Also - The Exorcist is an anagram of Erect Shit Ox

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

Its OK.

I've committed suicide now anyway, so not to worry.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

I've always though Exorcise

sounded like a combination of the two. Exercising whist performing an exorcism.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

pffff

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

"That's no Lucy..."

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

oh good god

might have to click that
*edit* yep- just did

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

I like it when I do a picture and looking at it makes me laugh :)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

I now what you mean

the number of times I've laughed myself silly over something I've created, only for it to be washed over

:)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

such is the way of the world

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

My first FP

was done a day after having a wisdom tooth out.

I ripped the stitches smirking.

Edit:and so, back to work after having a tooth out today. :(

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

Looks like an FP in that case...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

You're lucky you're so funny :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

this is wonderful :)

and inspired me to suggest this:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post380168

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

I blush, good sir!

I also click.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

Hahahaha. Poor guy

Robot Chicken Stars Wars (I and II) totally rule, BTW.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

That gave me such a lol!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

:D haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

:D haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

Just brilliant!

Have a click, to do with what you will.

(Anti Oxen lurks because he has no 'shopping skills., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

Hahaha!

right back at you:

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)

hahaha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

HaHaHaHa

Is the force with JP2 or is he just gagging the poor chap with his terrifying stench of stale wee?

(Anti Oxen lurks because he has no 'shopping skills., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

The Catholics are extinct...

... their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that remains of thier religion ...

Or something like that.

Love this. Might even make me believe.

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

Ace

Papal bits

(

Tart Monkey, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)

genuine belated lol

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)

Hurrah!

It's both silly and informative

You win!

(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

Tonight I will

LOL myself to sleep over this.

(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)

hahaha

top stuff!

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)

That

is so good.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)

Truly Awesome.

Savage punditry.

(El Dude Brother, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

I lolled.

at a Star Wars "lack of faith" joke.

Brilliant.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)

Is Chewbacca the best co-pilot in the universe?

Don't be silly, Chewbacca's not even the best co-pilot in the Falcon!

Woo!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

Ahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha!

Lando's fish mate was better even if his slightly racist portrayal signifies worse to come

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

haha

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

More popular than The Maker.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

hehe

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

That's no spoon

Lunch time

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

i see you've played knifey-spooney before then?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

They say opposites attract..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

yays

Bonus points for a jaunty hat!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

lol :D

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)

♩♩♫♪♬♭♪
Paula Abdul

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

Hahaha lovely!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

Just a quickie...

Ben Elton John Wayne Hemingway

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

Looks like Robert Downey Jr. in the 90's

not that he'd remember what he looked like back then

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

Heh!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

Scarier than that.

It looks like David Ike!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

nah needs more lizard tongue

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

Page 47 of the Khama Sutra.

EDIT: Yays. My local Prime Time is closing down and they're selling off their DVD for four for a tenner.
Fortunately no one in Earls Court has taste so there were loads of 'world' and independant films left.

I manager to pick up a copy of the Station Agent. Stunning movie.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

Ben Elton - twat

Elton John - twat
John Wayne - real name Marylin.
Wayne Hemingway - pass

Conclusion: WOO!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

'Marion'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

Racist.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

*races*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

Hooray!

*paints tunnel on wall*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

*tells Diana to get out of the Mercedes*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

*paparazzis*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

funnily enough, that's the exact noise she made when she hit the dashboard

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

Sexy tiem!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

O_O

*takes a step back*
*carefully takes another step back*

*runs*
Edit: Woo sir!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

Kill it with sticks!

shitty sticks, with fire on!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

Robono Williams

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Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

Slow down n00b...

No-one likes a b3tain that posts in quick succession!

EDIT: Sorry, what I meant to say was Woo!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

You're quite right...

...sorry! I just thought as it's my b3ta birthday...

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Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

lol - I was only joking....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

soo fuckin poib

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

Someone's on fire today

...oh crap it's my leg

*fire blankets*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

Mmmm ....

*salivates*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

*offers gravy*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

Hooray!

*picks up knife*

Nom!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

oh wait that's not my leg

easily confused with a leg but equally delicious

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

Hahahahha

Nicely.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

Hahaha too good!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

Fucking hell, that gives me the motherfucking fear.

Happy candelteims!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

arch....

it looks like a troll.

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

hahahahaha

very nicely

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

Ta Toastie and all you lullies

(

Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

super shop

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

Thanks Bilbo!

(

Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

WONDERFUL!

and hippy bathday

grargh - WORK!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

Ta Prof!

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Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

Sean Penn?

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Ratsta, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

make it go pop! make it go pop!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

I've heard you like a big read head...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)

So does Maria Callous

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

is that what she looked like?

she's as lovely as her voice

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

Yes

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

fame costs

she ate a tape worm you know...

(D1sc0 Yes sir, I can boogie., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

Is that Natacha Atlas' mum?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

Oooh Natacha Atlas

*rubs thighs*

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

*googles*

erugh!

now Queen Rania of Jordon - there's a lovely looking woman for you

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

Bollocks.

She's lovely, belly-dances in all of teh sexeh way, and sings delightfully.

However - at one gig - when she came on stage and started, some bloke a few people down from us said loudly and agressively "Oh for fuck's sake this is that fucking Paki taxi driver music, innit?"

WELL YOU'RE THE MUG THAT PAID TO GET IN HERE, DOLT!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

What a shit.

Can't believe you got to see her.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)

she look pained by it?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

She's an artist, you know what they're like

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

When are you going to answer all these questions?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

Soon!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

What the fuck is everyone's problem?

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

AIDS

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

The callous bitch!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

Should I fake my orgasms?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

YES! YES! YES!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

I was waiting for that one

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)

i squeesh your head

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)

I love kids on the hall

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

*phones social services*

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

*answers*

*gives silly reply*

*hangs up*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

+ Kekekekekekeke!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

Archhhhhhhh

DOn't you know it?

It's a bit like this :
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbETsbv1NZ4

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

I know it well

Was being a knob.

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

Wasn't it called 'The kids in the hall'?

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

That's a different fetish.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

I crusha your face

Always loved that show

(

monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

I watched an episode on mushrooms once

They had the winner of the "touch Paul Birelli" contest. I was in tears.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

I find your cracking face disturbing

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)

I find your knicker lace disturbing

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

You know what causes that, don't you...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

haha

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

haha

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

hehe

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

top hole!

(

revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

I still love this

have some turkey

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

hahaha

my fave

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

pfft

needs more Richard Dawkins

needs more old bandwagons

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

i don't think you're taking this seriously legolas

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

What the fucking piss is that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

someone's precious and beautiful ashtray

apparantly you put a cigarette in it's mouth and smoke comes out the ears.

nice.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

It's terrifying.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

Ace!

*wants*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

I wouldn't fuck wid it.

(

collapsibletank procreates, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

ORCS! THREE LEAGUES FROM HERE

THEIR PACE HAS QUICKENED

...wish I was Legolas :(

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

i wish i was Lego

but only if i could be Technic

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

Nanoo nanoo

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Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Brilliant as ever :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)

*Blushes*

;-)

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Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

read between the lines man!

he think you're a cunt!

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Just Flange, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

Excellent shop!

happy candleday

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

Ta Barbie

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Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

Very very nicely done!

Look at me in the dayshift.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

Anyone know an easy way to remember the reflex arc?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

He's a lonely child

waiting in the dark
he's in charge of finding
treasure in the dark

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

Pam Dawber thinks this is ace!

So do I

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

stick on a pair of tinted shades and its bono

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

Looks a bit like

Francois Pienaar to me.

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

Hahahaa this

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

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